general_chat

[vital marten]

Chat is scary

[subtle shoal]

may need to migrate my base to a different locale

[onyx igloo]

my god i think i found fallout.. 1? in 3d?

https://youtu.be/L0Wv6kkloCU

holy shit

[vital marten]

Poggers

[onyx igloo]

is THAT THE DOOM ENGINE

[rain mango]

zib zib zib

[vital marten]

https://tenor.com/view/getting-swatted-plankton-spongebob-squarepants-being-crushed-dealing-with-pests-gif-25583116

[thin wedge]

got his snake ate

[vital marten]

No longer solid

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid-mgs-mgs4-ocelot-liquid-ocelot-gif-18131446

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/mgs-kiss-secret-theater-mgs-kiss-gif-472322016644106472

[sacred schooner]

product of laxative

a weapon to surpass metal gear

[rain mango]

ocelot more like poop a lot

[vital marten]

Meow

https://tenor.com/view/mgs-metal-gear-metal-gear-solid-metal-gear-solid-3-metal-gear-solid-3-snake-eater-gif-10869013365521477796

[stone meadow]

was at work could only send out one message 😔

[lilac quarry]

His employer beats him

[onyx igloo]

ah

ok

[stone meadow]

i was in the middle of getting beat while sending that one message, hence the spelling errors

[icy vigil]

🫛 🥜

[ivory grail]

We're learning how how to remove sutures and staple from skin today

And the teacher fucked up 3 of the staple to make it harder on me since I got a hang on it quickly.

She said they might be like this so also try removing like this took me 10 minutes to get them

[thin wedge]

what the backshot counts at now

[toxic hawk]

Good, stay alive, i need you

wait sorry that was meant for light

you're still cool tho don't die

[chrome jetty]

lmao

Thats tragic

[dawn jewel]

Damn

Damn

Whys rhat send twice

[onyx igloo]

@dawn jewel ah ah ah ah stayin' alive stayin' alive

[dawn jewel]

Ah ah ah ah staying alive

[toxic hawk]

jk merry i luv u don't go insane 💪

[dawn jewel]

I trying:(

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-smile-cat-smile-cute-kitty-gif-5058119688631425935

[dawn jewel]

I love that cat wtf

Thr mrow

IM GETTING ADOTPED YEHEY

ok i brb

[proud belfry]

Cute cat.

[karmic jetty]

[toxic hawk]

thanks dawg

preciate it

[plush cobalt]

Oww ouch owww ouch OW OW OW

That's me stepping on hot coals

Hello chat

[toxic hawk]

stop lying, you don't have pain receptors let alone skin to feel it

[plush cobalt]

I was doing an impression of what it would sound like if I did it as a corporeal being

[subtle shoal]

slowly moving to a better locale

[onyx igloo]

is this land subnautica

[subtle shoal]

yeah

[onyx igloo]

whats it called

[subtle shoal]

planet crafter

its a cool little game

[surreal mirage]

[onyx igloo]

ok

[subtle shoal]

you terraform planets

[toxic hawk]

you don't know what pain looks like

[burnt kite]

I see 6 microflats right here

[hidden prairie]

Banana

[quasi slate]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/230290/Universe_Sandbox/ universe sandbox is on sale for 10 year anniversary @surreal mirage their next goal is to have detailed planet surfaces with mountains and canyons

Steam

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Price

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[modest lynx]

Did u build that sofa

[subtle shoal]

?

[dawn jewel]

YOU

BANAN

[modest lynx]

To make it more comfy

[subtle shoal]

yea

[modest lynx]

Show

[hidden prairie]

POLSKA GUROM

[modest lynx]

Pic or didn't happen

[subtle shoal]

im migrating bases

[modest lynx]

!dance

[prime thorn]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/986951681822580736/1013627138454327296/breakdance.gif

[modest lynx]

Sorry it's my only gif I can use here

[dawn jewel]

I am hungered

[modest lynx]

So u need to be patient

[modest lynx]

I just ate meat

🥩

[hidden prairie]

[modest lynx]

🤢

[hidden prairie]

[modest lynx]

[burnt kite]

bro thought he did something

[burnt zodiac]

[warm atlas]

Are we being deadass here

[burnt kite]

<@&671452400221159444> can we kill this wanker

[toxic hawk]

@stone meadow

[onyx igloo]

guys hes being rather rude

[modest lynx]

dude u better apologize and calm down

[toxic hawk]

nah he's done

finished

[rain mango]

i support this message

[toxic hawk]

lmao gone the second i tag frogski

[modest lynx]

what disturbs me so is

he is Pole

like me

[polar kernel]

i want to grill shrimp today i reckon

[toxic hawk]

frogski you Airforce pilot

[polar kernel]

im sure thats what he tells women at the club

[dapper dagger]

He is a drunk pilot

[modest lynx]

wee-woo, wee-woo
wee-woo, wee-woo
wee-woo, wee-woo

🚔

[warm atlas]

What we should do to him

[modest lynx]

Sir solaris are u by any chance foxhole veteran?

[dapper dagger]

Every place has weird dudes you always feel ashamed of

[jovial kraken]

Can i send a link to a meme

[dapper dagger]

No memes

[warm atlas]

Hell let loose and bf1

[last spoke]

Jokes are banned

[jovial kraken]

Mister serius

[rain mango]

no memes

[dapper dagger]

See the description

[warm atlas]

We banned fun now?

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-orange-cat-trash-gif-6807531420038042295

[jovial kraken]

Fun police

[modest lynx]

well thats actually good because if u were u probably ld despise me as soon as u realized that i am that lix

[dapper dagger]

That’s me

[last spoke]

Yeah, I just did, to spite you

[jovial kraken]

Change ur name to fun police

[rain mango]

no more memes

[jovial kraken]

Brochacho

[warm atlas]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1359570926684995604/1407036943849754774/utilitybelt_evwk4m2x.gif

[dapper dagger]

Don’t wanna

[rain mango]

hey no memes

[warm atlas]

Man

Fun has been banned

[jovial kraken]

Brotha

[warm atlas]

What is life now

[last spoke]

You know Miami is another word for fun right

So like

[jovial kraken]

True fun police

[rain mango]

my ami

[toxic hawk]

hey, frogski will be mad you stole his kill

[dapper dagger]

Frogski is lame

[warm atlas]

DAMN

OK

[jovial kraken]

U too

Fun police

[warm atlas]

we throwing straight hits like that

[last spoke]

It's not very common but yeah

So the name already fits

[jovial kraken]

Tru

[dapper dagger]

How is he not ?

[warm atlas]

Intentionally unintentional

[jovial kraken]

Can i become indie stone

[dapper dagger]

We planned a trip to Prague to see beautiful cathedrals but he just got wasted and slept

[warm atlas]

Thats a crime beyond anything

[last spoke]

Oh god not Prague

[warm atlas]

The cathedral’s in prauge are beautiful

[jovial kraken]

Being wasted is more fun than seeing cathedrals

[last spoke]

Worse car dependency than Germany

[warm atlas]

Seeing em in person is so cool

[dapper dagger]

You can do both if you know your limits

[jovial kraken]

Both is even more fun

[warm atlas]

I really wanna go see the cathedral in millan

[jovial kraken]

So ur saying the indie stones came to prague? Or wha

[warm atlas]

That one looks so good in videos

[last spoke]

Why'd you use the playing card suit heart instead of the regular heart?

[jovial kraken]

Cus it's playing

[dapper dagger]

We sometimes travel

[toxic hawk]

WHOOOOOA OKAY we just saying THAT now are we ?

thought you guys were cool smh

[jovial kraken]

Can you invite me

[last spoke]

Not wrong though

[dapper dagger]

Best friends would never compliment each other

[toxic hawk]

look, JUST because it's true, doesnt mean we say it out loud come on now...

[jovial kraken]

Tru

[warm atlas]

Team traveling around the world is peak ngl

[jovial kraken]

Tru

[last spoke]

No, you always have to say everything you think

[warm atlas]

Can confirm

[jovial kraken]

That's why u need me

Im fun

[toxic hawk]

my friends call me bad things

they beat up a bully for me once

[last spoke]

Hey now, I'm not letting this fly under the radar

[warm atlas]

I just call my friends in my home language poes and move on lol

[jovial kraken]

True friends

[toxic hawk]

he's asking for help with his gambling adiction

[warm atlas]

Compliments were never a option

[jovial kraken]

I call my friends dumb heads

[toxic hawk]

solaris, you are a true dum dum head <3

[warm atlas]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1317220457295908987/1409776197801607259/utilitybelt_ofb2uxbh.gif

[jovial kraken]

No way

[warm atlas]

Damn

I have been insulted

[dapper dagger]

We beat each other in karaoke only

[jovial kraken]

Kill heror him

[toxic hawk]

beta ? you mean beat ?

[last spoke]

The reaction used is the ♥️ emoji, it's matte and goes along with ♦️ as playing card suits
The regular ❤️ is shiny

[jovial kraken]

Beta pz

[surreal mirage]

🫀

[toxic hawk]

NO ECHO PUT IT BACK

[jovial kraken]

Eat

[dapper dagger]

I beat him in beta pz too

[jovial kraken]

Pvp in pz is soooooooooo strange

[surreal mirage]

Sorry it was making weird noises

[last spoke]

We ate a goose's heart once
Tasted a lot like the rest of the goose tbh

[toxic hawk]

ECHO I NEED THAT TO-

[dapper dagger]

Just poison your friend smh

[jovial kraken]

Bum bum

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/dies-cat-dead-died-gif-13827091

[burnt kite]

I can't tell which one is which, they're smeared

[surreal mirage]

[floral fiber]

stealing your organs

[jovial kraken]

No i mean gun pvp

Or melee

[burnt kite]

is this some kind of joke? Errr....

[jovial kraken]

Poison isn't an option in b42

But if u would do mustard gas in b42 that would be awesome

[toxic hawk]

use

bullet

ya welcome

[jovial kraken]

Imagine throwing one at a horde or a player

[last spoke]

Your pillow will be taken and replaced with an exact duplicate. It will be exactly the same, but you will know the difference, you will know it's not your real pillow.

[jovial kraken]

Bro

[dapper dagger]

Berries and mushrooms

[surreal mirage]

Pillow with only warm sides

[toxic hawk]

ar they exacly the same in every way ?

[jovial kraken]

I meant like mustard gas or gas to kill pppl

[burnt kite]

is it permanently warm on both sides too?

[jovial kraken]

NO

[last spoke]

It is an exact substitute. Identical in every way.

[jovial kraken]

Menace

[stone meadow]

you insisted on karaoke

[last spoke]

But you will know

[toxic hawk]

then pillow is pillow

[dapper dagger]

Why is it so bad even in winter

[burnt kite]

friggin sweet!

[jovial kraken]

Invite me

[stone meadow]

i aint doing karaoke without at least 6 beers in me

[dapper dagger]

Was bread , not me

He booked it

And no one beer next time for you

[jovial kraken]

Yo

How can u do this

No beer is worse than no head

Jk

[dapper dagger]

If your playlist doesn’t have YMCA and lady gaga we don’t invite

[jovial kraken]

I have ldy gaga

2 songs

[dapper dagger]

Actually Nasko sings very well without beer so it’s possible

[last spoke]

I've seen Baph a few drinks deep, what's nasKo like?

[jovial kraken]

Isn't prague is the home of stealers that sell the stuff they stole?

[dapper dagger]

We behave , just sing a lot

[jovial kraken]

What about weed

Or no drugs

[last spoke]

Baph and I are actually pretty similar when intoxicated
We both just end up talking a lot
Completely rational, but it's just easier to find words

[jovial kraken]

Are u travelling with em?

[last spoke]

No

We played Lethal company a few months ago

[quiet siren]

Video of my redneck ahh forge lmao

[last spoke]

Baph was on terminal and I'd gotten back carrying loot
We were on adamance and just started yapping outside the ship

Then an old bird just kinda flew into frame

[warm atlas]

I must say when I go overseas the main thing I just look for is one of three things: hiking trails, cool views and historical places

[last spoke]

He actually did the "He's right behind me, isn't he?" Bit

[warm atlas]

Now make excalibur

[quiet siren]

I'm making a knife out of an old file as my first project

[warm atlas]

Not bad

I have made a couple knifes myself

A file should work well for it tho

[quiet siren]

The setup is basically this:

The fire pit, a trench that leads to the bottom of the pit, and an air mattress pump taped to a pipe that feeds air to the fire through that trench

[jovial kraken]

@dapper dagger mister fun police would u play with me

[subtle shoal]

finally

ive set everything up

[subtle shoal]

my old base has just about sunken

[jovial kraken]

Some zomboid

[warm atlas]

Truly a bootlegged setup

But we use what we can

[jovial kraken]

True

[quiet siren]

I don't have real tongs or an anvil, I'm using old pliers as tongs and an old axe head as an anvil 😭

[warm atlas]

That

Complicates things

[quiet siren]

I have the axe head fitted pretty securely so it works okay, but I definitely need tongs ASAP, the pliers are pretty bad

[warm atlas]

Yea

Just be careful not to drop it with the pliers

[quiet siren]

I've tested hammering with the pliers, it's scuffed but I was able to flatten the file slightly (and accidentally bend it but shh)

[surreal mirage]

A warm pillow is never wanted

[warm atlas]

Truly a bootlegged moment

[warm atlas]

Will make a good blade

Only problem is the handle

[quiet siren]

My neighbor ran over to ask what the hell was going on because he just heard a really loud fire and saw smoke, I explained the forge and dude said "HELL YEAH BROTHER" in the most southern accent possible 😭

[warm atlas]

Based?

[quiet siren]

Yeah, don't have the materials for a proper handle but I could use cordage or tape as an improvised one for now I think

[jovial kraken]

machete

[quiet siren]

It's about Bowie knife sized

[warm atlas]

Was thinking about a short blade

[jovial kraken]

it's hard to sharpen the blade

[jovial kraken]

ah

[warm atlas]

Hmmmm

[jovial kraken]

so mini machete

[quiet siren]

It's close to the size of my hunting knife

[warm atlas]

Put it next to a ruler rq

[quiet siren]

A bit longer

[warm atlas]

I wanna see smt

[quiet siren]

Not home rn, but when I get back I will

[warm atlas]

Alr

[quasi slate]

We had a bit of snow today

[warm atlas]

A short blade should fit it tbh

[dapper dagger]

No, I’ve got a cat to play with

[warm atlas]

Smt like a trench knife comes to mind

[jovial kraken]

i have a cat too

[quiet siren]

I was thinking of reshaping a tire iron into a short sword once I get better, the curve could turn into a sort of hand guard or something

[warm atlas]

Yea

[quiet siren]

Already has a bit of a spike too

[warm atlas]

The reason why I say trench knife is because some of them were notably long

[dapper dagger]

What’s their name

[jovial kraken]

the other way around

[jovial kraken]

tofee

[warm atlas]

I would need to see measurements to get a accurate picture

[quiet siren]

I'll get some in a bit, yea

Have a ruler somewhere

[jovial kraken]

what's yours

[dapper dagger]

Osiris

[jovial kraken]

is he egyptian

[warm atlas]

I have cat named elvis

You would swear he is human the way he sits

[stone meadow]

I think red is too jarring to see in chat

[stone meadow]

Green is so much nicer to look at

[warm atlas]

He is a human

[jovial kraken]

no wonder

[warm atlas]

Im telling you

[jovial kraken]

no wonder

[harsh vault]

ur just jealous you dont work at indie stone

[dapper dagger]

He does

[jovial kraken]

i want to work there

ideas

i have a lot of the

[dapper dagger]

got a stinky name tho

[warm atlas]

How deep does the miamia and frogski beef go?

[dapper dagger]

I revived him from hangover just so we could continue beefing

[surreal mirage]

Red is scary

[harsh vault]

shh

echo

[warm atlas]

Now thats dedication

[harsh vault]

im going to sell you now

to china

[surreal mirage]

Tf

[harsh vault]

pack your bags

[surreal mirage]

What does china want me for

[harsh vault]

organs

[warm atlas]

Atleast china is better than being sent to brazil

You got lucky there

[dapper dagger]

Treat your bros like kings

[quasi slate]

@lyric galleon car

[warm atlas]

Fr tho

[stone meadow]

what was that hangover cure called

those satchels

they really work

[jovial kraken]

tf are u talking bout

[jovial kraken]

liike probably from 1st grade

[swift crag]

I’ve wondered what having a hangover is like. For some reason I’m pretty immune to it.

[jovial kraken]

either u never had it

[nimble hare]

meow

[jovial kraken]

either u super imunne

[warm atlas]

You feel warm and dizzy

[warm atlas]

Atleast thats how my first time was

[dapper dagger]

I took a photo just so we don’t forget

It’s our must have now

[stone meadow]

thats the one

[warm atlas]

How well do those work?

[last spoke]

Our hangover solution is bacon

A lot of bacon

[stone meadow]

i felt much better like a couple hours after waking up

usually a hangover takes me a whole day

[dapper dagger]

I think it’s just pills with soda , calms your stomach acid

[warm atlas]

So very effective

Good to know

[stone meadow]

it was that one time at least

[dapper dagger]

Similar to omeprazol but salty sour taste also helps with sickness

[heavy ivy]

bacon is good

i like bacon

[jovial kraken]

what pills

[swift crag]

So I have heard. I’ve went to bed feeling like I wouldn’t wake up again, wake up and go eugh, that wasn’t a pleasant feeling and get up and not really feel it outside of still being drunk… Shrug

[jovial kraken]

i NEED to KNOW

[warm atlas]

Yea its a bit of a ringer when your hungover

[dapper dagger]

Yeah when we returned from medieval dinner I felt very dead and couldn’t sleep, one sip removed my sickness

[jovial kraken]

samaritan

[dapper dagger]

Posted pic above

[jovial kraken]

k

[warm atlas]

The company should give you money for the free advertising

[swift crag]

What language is the package in?

[dapper dagger]

It was actually cheap and when we bought it we were afraid that frogski would get poisoned even more

[warm atlas]

So it was a 50/50

[dapper dagger]

We didn’t trust the price but there was no other way to cure him

[warm atlas]

Im guessing frogski doesn’t have a high alcohol tolerance

[dapper dagger]

Czech

[last spoke]

Bacon is fatty
Helps with getting alcohol out

[warm atlas]

No other option. I would have done the same thing

[dapper dagger]

His stomach has a black hole or something

[warm atlas]

Lucky bastard

[dapper dagger]

We found some beer buffet , that’s why boys had so much beer , iirc the pass was like 10eur per person

I might be wrong but I remember it was cheap

[warm atlas]

And thats where everyone went from sober to no so sober

[stone meadow]

should have just taken me out back and shot me

[stone meadow]

i lost that card but i still got like 5 quid on it p sure

[warm atlas]

The alternative to the pills my friend

[dapper dagger]

I couldn’t take a group photo because he was always refilling his glass

You guys stole their passes you didn’t lose it

[stone meadow]

whats wrong with the pic with me in the glass

with the glass

[stone meadow]

no i had mine qhen i came back

[dapper dagger]

You were running too fast

[warm atlas]

Is this a case of you lot were so drunk you don’t remember anything

[dapper dagger]

The second time ?

[warm atlas]

Or like fragments of memory

[stone meadow]

i did get lost

went back home

to the hotel

[dapper dagger]

Sunfart just walked back to hotel with the card

He was flexing that he yoinked it

[warm atlas]

Lmao

[stone meadow]

idk i just had it when i got home to the uk

[dapper dagger]

“Just had it “

[stone meadow]

i showed it to my friends thats why i know I had it

[dapper dagger]

Souvenir

[stone meadow]

if he stole it idk how i reacquired it

[warm atlas]

He “unintentionally” stole it

[dapper dagger]

I returned mine before kfc

No it wasn’t kfc , I forgot where ate at 1am , some chimken

[warm atlas]

Memory gets foggy there

[livid notch]

SOLARIS! IM FINALLY FREE!

[dapper dagger]

Not really because when we went there , frogski ripped his pants and got lost , I remember that very well and never forget

[warm atlas]

Being drunk with your friends usually ends up with everyone trying to piece together what really happened

[warm atlas]

Lmao

[warm atlas]

YOU ACTUALLY DID IT

Now beat the game hitless fists only

[swift crag]

Frogski lore is interesting

[dapper dagger]

My trip was almost ruined because women’s wcs didn’t have locks on doors and it was bugging me

[stone meadow]

i didnt have my contacts in and was very drunk so I couldnt see you guys in kfc

[warm atlas]

Wcs?

[polar kernel]

have u tried opening ur eyes

[stone meadow]

toilet

[dapper dagger]

There were like 5 people and us

[warm atlas]

Ah

[stone meadow]

racism????

[dapper dagger]

And a huge lobby

[polar kernel]

WHAT

[stone meadow]

just cause im asian

[dapper dagger]

Rest room

[warm atlas]

Not having a lock on a toilet is crazy iwl

[stone meadow]

you tell me to open my eyes huh

[polar kernel]

no

no no no

[stone meadow]

why dont you call me a slant eyed bastard at this point huh you big RACIST

[warm atlas]

😭

[stone meadow]

mods take him out back

[polar kernel]

painting yet another bad picture as an excuse to mute me

classic

[warm atlas]

You want the shotgun?

[dapper dagger]

Idk if it’s just women’s toilet , but we went to 3 different places that night and none had locks and there were other ladies who tried to break in

[warm atlas]

Now that is wild

[karmic jetty]

chat should i go eep

[warm atlas]

Certainly smt you wont forget any time soon lol

[dapper dagger]

We lost frogski in amsterdam too

[quasi slate]

@lyric galleon i shouldve thrown to play best girl's theme

[warm atlas]

What is it with frogski and disappearing

If you lose line of sight with him for a second

He will just vanish

[swift crag]

Frogski in zomboid as a zombie would be anxiety

[stone meadow]

its a game of find frogski every time i travel

[warm atlas]

Where will he go

[stone meadow]

at the euro trip ill be lost once in every country we visit

[warm atlas]

Find out next time

[urban tinsel]

tie a gps locator around his ankle

[dapper dagger]

Where is Waldo

Put him on a leash

[jovial kraken]

if u invite me then it would be double trouble

[stone meadow]

ill chew through my ankle

[jovial kraken]

"-do u wanna go outside frogski"

[warm atlas]

Good idea

[stone meadow]

dont threaten me with a good time

[warm atlas]

Then we put it on your kneck

[warm atlas]

Wild statement

[rain mango]

quasson

[jovial kraken]

dk if that's gonna stop him

[plush cobalt]

Just got back from the store and boy are my arms tired!

[warm atlas]

He cant bite his own kneck off

Problemo solved

[jovial kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/jimmy-neutron-carl-wheezer-are-you-going-to-finish-that-croissant-croissant-cwasont-gif-21829791

[plush cobalt]

Embed failure spotted. Prepare for ridicule.

[warm atlas]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1359570926684995604/1408836433749213254/utilitybelt_q91ri3aq.gif

[jovial kraken]

ama kill you

[plush cobalt]

They always shoot the messenger

Yet the messenger never dies

[stone meadow]

did you fly there

[plush cobalt]

No I walked

[stone meadow]

did you flap your arms on the way at least

[rain mango]

@jovial kraken ip grabber

[jovial kraken]

i can dislocate my arm at will

[jovial kraken]

ofc

[plush cobalt]

Why would I do that?

[plush cobalt]

Do it now

[stone meadow]

speed boost

[jovial kraken]

it requires some strengh

but i can type with dislocated arm

rn i typed a message iwhit it

[rain mango]

can you type backwards

[plush cobalt]

Relocate it now

Send to France perhaps

[jovial kraken]

nah the skin is holding it

so no can do

[plush cobalt]

Quitter talk

[jovial kraken]

😔

[rain mango]

u think the skin is holding it?

[plush cobalt]

Boo! Boo! Everyone, point and laugh and call them names!

[jovial kraken]

i mean im dislocating whole arm from the shoulder

[plush cobalt]

But why

[jovial kraken]

wdym why

[plush cobalt]

For what purpose

[jovial kraken]

why i can do it?

[plush cobalt]

To what end

[jovial kraken]

for fun

[plush cobalt]

I see

[jovial kraken]

and i can do it only when im sitting on a table

[quasi slate]

@lyric galleon

[plush cobalt]

What about when you're sitting on a chair

[jovial kraken]

or if my arm is laying on 25°

[jovial kraken]

i meant like behind a table

if i put my hand on the table

[plush cobalt]

You can only do it when you're hiding behind a table with one hand on its surface and your arm at a 25° angle?

Gotta say this is a really complicated ruleset for an ability

[rain mango]

hiding

[jovial kraken]

lol ofc

sitting at the table

[rain mango]

how hot is 25°

[jovial kraken]

my engilsh is not gret

[jovial kraken]

warm

[plush cobalt]

I understand you fine, I'm just poking fun

[onyx igloo]

i got in a drunk mans car

[jovial kraken]

how to send pic

[onyx igloo]

hes surprisingly good at driving

[rain mango]

i thought they gave candy not booze

[plush cobalt]

Why did you do that

[oblique stream]

https://tenor.com/view/asgore-knight-gif-10095168295952009600

[onyx igloo]

i was bored

[jovial kraken]

i know lol

[onyx igloo]

he keeps talking about forgetting where the turns are

[jovial kraken]

not so fun when he is in accident

[plush cobalt]

I've heard of League of Legends too, but I fail to see the relevance

[onyx igloo]

he hasnt accidented yet

[jovial kraken]

later

[onyx igloo]

no

[jovial kraken]

yes

[onyx igloo]

no

[jovial kraken]

omar send this pic

[tender igloo]

in irl or lol

[plush cobalt]

What

[onyx igloo]

in finland

[jovial kraken]

dm

[tender igloo]

ok in irl or

[onyx igloo]

finland game

[jovial kraken]

how far is finlan

[tender igloo]

ok i was like , sean ur gonna be on milk carton ge tout

[plush cobalt]

I only check or respond to DMs when the planets have aligned properly to tell me that it is time

[onyx igloo]

no he is cousin

[jovial kraken]

leme doit rq

done

[onyx igloo]

cousin no milk carton

[plush cobalt]

Or when I've decided someone is worthy of my limited, expensive attention

[jovial kraken]

car tom

is my fragrance good

i have acqua di gio giorgio de armani

[onyx igloo]

green fragrance

[jovial kraken]

kinda

[jovial kraken]

whatsupp

[onyx igloo]

is your pfp wendys

[plush cobalt]

It's an avatar decoration

[jovial kraken]

my pfp is wednsey

[onyx igloo]

hes wendys

wendys restaurant

[plush cobalt]

It looks like Wendy's before the animation

[jovial kraken]

ok

[onyx igloo]

wendys

[dawn jewel]

Nuts

[plush cobalt]

Accursed creature

[jovial kraken]

wendy from dipper mable uncle stan cartoon

i lowkey forgot the name

[onyx igloo]

gravity falls

[jovial kraken]

yes

zus

[vital marten]

What comes up must go down

[plush cobalt]

Erm, things fall when they're in under the effects of gravity

[tender igloo]

thats what she said

[plush cobalt]

Gravity itself isn't falling

[tender igloo]

damnit

[jovial kraken]

me go up

[vital marten]

When come down?

[jovial kraken]

october 18

mb at 4 am

[plush cobalt]

Goodness Lou keep it PG-13

[unkempt urchin]

Why is it so hard to find people to play pz with

[jovial kraken]

tone stark

[plush cobalt]

#1019737819981283459 #1019725562337579028

[onyx igloo]

my dog is stinky
go take a shower

dog

[tender igloo]

uh uh you guys talk about poop and pee

you HAVE NO RIGHT

[vital marten]

Lmfao

[plush cobalt]

Erm poop and pee are both pg-13

[jovial kraken]

like telsa owner

[tender igloo]

im talking about penisham!!1

[jovial kraken]

the guy that looked 40 at 18

[plush cobalt]

Tesla owner? Who are you referring to?

[tender igloo]

[jovial kraken]

the one that owns tesla

[vital marten]

That’s just ham

[narrow stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/what-is-going-on-dwight-schrute-the-office-whats-going-on-whats-happening-gif-25628842

[plush cobalt]

Perhaps you could tell me his name so I know what you're talking about

[plush cobalt]

Embed failure spotted. Prepare for ridicule.

[jovial kraken]

penis

[vital marten]

[jovial kraken]

the space ix

[narrow stirrup]

I forgot :c

[vital marten]

Embed failure ha

[jovial kraken]

mark zuckernberh

or no

[narrow stirrup]

[tender igloo]

remove gif perms for higher ranks and give them back to plungers only

[plush cobalt]

Heh. Bet you feel real silly now. Your image didn't embed. It's just a link. This is the worst thing that could happen to anyone, ever! Laugh at this user!

[plush cobalt]

I say remove them from everyone

[vital marten]

This is why puppers isn’t in any position of power

[narrow stirrup]

My life is over

[jovial kraken]

TF

i cant react to ur message

[plush cobalt]

Pack it up, buddy, you can't ever show your face on discord again

[tender igloo]

lol thatd be funny but my reaction gifs!!

[jovial kraken]

yes

[tender igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/atra-bilis-wtf-joke-jokes-funny-jokes-gif-26870710

[narrow stirrup]

Also, you know I'm a loser when I've been here for over a year now on the discord and still don't have the privilege to send gifs

[jovial kraken]

i cant ract with emoji

[tender igloo]

dont call yourself the l word

what the heckaroni

[vital marten]

Nah you just don’t chronically online

[plush cobalt]

Yap requirements increased a while back. Yapflation

[chrome jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/heart-hands-cigarette-beer-gif-24506983

[jovial kraken]

lizard

[narrow stirrup]

I'm an L Bozo

[vital marten]

Agreed, I have claims on it

[jovial kraken]

lion

labubu

[tender igloo]

LIFES hard enough without you harassing yourself with cruel WORDTHs

[narrow stirrup]

I'll use you for my gifs now.

[plush cobalt]

Veterans that were here before the xp rate decrease have it easy truly

[tender igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/po-dies-dies-of-death-teletubbies-gif-23885910

[vital marten]

Life is fine just close your eyes

[jovial kraken]

when labubu back bling gonna come out

[narrow stirrup]

Can I make a zomboid confession to y'all that you can absolutely make fun of me for if you want to?

[plush cobalt]

We don't know what project zomboid is

[jovial kraken]

labubu

[tender igloo]

is it going to be out of pocket

lol

[quasi slate]

where sabrina carpenter

[rain mango]

no the poop and pee mod are not getting into the game

[narrow stirrup]

Nah not really

[tender igloo]

sure

[stone meadow]

I will make fun of you regardless of what youre gonna say

thats just how it be

[rain mango]

where???

[quasi slate]

where???

[jovial kraken]

dubai chocalate matcha latte with lababu

[tender igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/makes-pressing-gif-12640058419037183753

[vital marten]

Frogski has pent up steam

[tender igloo]

ok so anyways

[vital marten]

Has to go somewhere

[narrow stirrup]

I've played Zomboid almost daily and I still haven't tried b42 yet

[tender igloo]

nothing wrong with that i dont think

[quasi slate]

https://tenor.com/view/labubu-labubu-hehe-cute-gif-18299614482926742369

[tender igloo]

since its more stable and stuffs

[plush cobalt]

I'm going to make fun of you right now

[jovial kraken]

brochacho is not epstein

[rain mango]

penisham!!1

[tender igloo]

lol

[rain mango]

wtf

[narrow stirrup]

Well its mostly because I dont want my save to be corrupted by an update just incase

[burnt kite]

One more game one more game one more game

[quasi slate]

you cant go back to b41 once you go b42 because its a better game

[narrow stirrup]

Hol' up, what does that have to do with epstein?! 👀

[jovial kraken]

ensntien

the smar guy

[tender igloo]

yah , i would wait for stable then, i see a lot of peoples saves break because they dink around with mods

[jovial kraken]

enstein

[plush cobalt]

Terrible mix-up

Einstein

[narrow stirrup]

Ngl I expected ppl to bash me for it more, but I forgot how friendly this community is 😂

[jovial kraken]

1 letter changed everythin

[plush cobalt]

How dare you not play this game the way I play it

[narrow stirrup]

Thats fair

[narrow stirrup]

Sorry daddy

[tender igloo]

nah people here are nice lol

[plush cobalt]

What the fuck

[tender igloo]

LOL

[narrow stirrup]

Oh my bad thought that was what you were after

[rain mango]

i know 3 who arent but

thats being unlovevly

[plush cobalt]

Having a shit list on the project zomboid discord server is wild

[rain mango]

omar pays pension

[plush cobalt]

I simply don't think about my haters 😇

[narrow stirrup]

I am happy though, I've survived a month and 20 days on my current save!

[narrow stirrup]

I know I started this, but I dont know how I feel about this 😂

[tender igloo]

i have only done that like 2 times lol

[jovial kraken]

u can lol

[tender igloo]

wait can we note ourselve?

[narrow stirrup]

Too late I cant go back!

[plush cobalt]

Yeah I've had that there for ages

[rain mango]

putting yourself on #1 priority list

thatd so white girl coded

[plush cobalt]

As I should be 😤

It's white girl summer

[rain mango]

omar you pay pension

[tender igloo]

awesome i put dingy hat on mine

[rain mango]

wtf are you on about

[tender igloo]

thanks omer

[jovial kraken]

can u check creativity channel

[plush cobalt]

What do you mean by this

[jovial kraken]

there's meme

[plush cobalt]

I pay into a retirement account?

[rain mango]

ure that guy daddy

he said so

[jovial kraken]

me dady went out for milk

[plush cobalt]

If it's a way to say old I think you meant receive pension payments

Otherwise you're just calling me a worker

[rain mango]

yea

[narrow stirrup]

Hey I forgot to say @plush cobalt big fan of you in Telltale TWD

[jovial kraken]

work with ma balls

[rain mango]

child care

[plush cobalt]

Thanks man it was really great to meet everyone and take care of clementine for a while until ||I fucking died||

[rain mango]

clementine cant die

[tender igloo]

that game made me cry lol

[narrow stirrup]

Yeah you shoulda been a better survivor, its a skill issue man.

[plush cobalt]

True 😔

[tender igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/clementine-twdg-clem-twd-clementine-clementine-twd-gif-13720775

[rain mango]

imagine your daddy becomes a zomboid and u stop receuving child care

[plush cobalt]

I'm an adult

[rain mango]

yea?

you make poop jokes

[jovial kraken]

that's bad

[plush cobalt]

I don't typically make poop jokes

I play along with them, sure, but my humor isn't potty humor always

[narrow stirrup]

Just send him to work anyway, whats the worst that can happen?

[plush cobalt]

But either way toilet humor is high brow

[dawn jewel]

False information fr

[rain mango]

[dawn jewel]

I’m joking

[plush cobalt]

I know you ain't trying to start shit in my neighborhood... You know this Discordia shit is serious

[stone meadow]

im jorking

[dawn jewel]

Project hood

[plush cobalt]

A game in which you just survive as a poor person would be too demoralizing

[dawn jewel]

WTF

What would be a better hypothetical name for said game

Homeless simulator or section 8 simulator

[plush cobalt]

I thought of this immediately but had to debate whether I want to send it: Project Rentoid

[frosty tulip]

We talking about a hobo RPG?

There already is one

[narrow stirrup]

I already play that game IRL

[plush cobalt]

I am a renter before I'm accused of anti-poor sentiment for that message

[plush cobalt]

Are you winning

[dawn jewel]

WHAT

[narrow stirrup]

I got a question. Why do you lick toilets?

[dawn jewel]

What is it called

[narrow stirrup]

I'm winning the broke game yes

[plush cobalt]

Let's fucking go

[frosty tulip]

Hobo Tough Life

[dawn jewel]

And it’s a subscription game

[frosty tulip]

It's alright

[dawn jewel]

You have to pay a fee every month to play

[stone meadow]

oh i forgot nasko put that on me

[tender igloo]

residential toilet brush

[plush cobalt]

How immersive

[dawn jewel]

Omg

[tender igloo]

oops wrong reply lol

[stone meadow]

yeah i got enough of that irl

[frosty tulip]

Obenseur also has that vibe

[stone meadow]

absolute bafoon

[plush cobalt]

Easier to win against zombies than poverty

[stone meadow]

cant beat my credit card debt to undeath

[narrow stirrup]

Should ask Indie Stone to pay you for your mod work, since you are the best mod around here!

[dawn jewel]

I wanna play hobo tough life

WHY

[stone meadow]

they do

[dawn jewel]

YEHEY

[tender igloo]

im gonna file a complaint with the community manager

[stone meadow]

all the mods are paid here

[tender igloo]

keep it up fuzzball

[narrow stirrup]

Honestly I did not expect that and that actually makes me really happy for you all 😄

[plush cobalt]

Careful. If you show him too much kindness, he'll get a big head. Last time it happened we had to deflate it manually

[dawn jewel]

That was a cute comment haha

[narrow stirrup]

Cant help it that Frogski is such a great, amazing person

[stone meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-big-forehed-funny-dog-meme-mistacroissant-gif-8415399460962366392

[plush cobalt]

I can hear it filling up already...

[frosty tulip]

The amount of hype I'd get when some dude would just give me 10 bucks after I begged like 30 people

[plush cobalt]

Brain blast

[rain mango]

psyop by Big Brain

[onyx igloo]

oh my god the bus driver just hit a man

[frosty tulip]

Probably because my character smelt fucking disgusting because I'd just loot dumpsters all the time

Wat game

[onyx igloo]

my soomer car

[frosty tulip]

Nice

[lilac quarry]

I smell omar

[frosty tulip]

Have you ever finished building the summer car though

That's always the big question

[plush cobalt]

It's stinking time

[stone meadow]

lets go

and i got 250 medals to spend

[lilac quarry]

is that much different than the default skin

[polar kernel]

just found my friends sister on instagram do i slide

[lilac quarry]

when are they adding nicki minaj as a buyable character skin

[lilac quarry]

wtf is wrong with you bro

no

[stone meadow]

it is different

[lilac quarry]

trust me do NOT

[polar kernel]

im kidding!

[lilac quarry]

you're not

[stone meadow]

also odst and and helldivers are a match made in heaven

[tender igloo]

wait they did a halo crossover?

[polar kernel]

yes i am what

[jovial kraken]

imagine friend gonna kill you

[stone meadow]

both are about dropping in a pod from orbit and kicking alien ass

they even look sorta similar

[jovial kraken]

if he found out

[polar kernel]

i already got a woman

[lilac quarry]

икщ

nice try

[polar kernel]

ignore that shes actually also a former friend of mines sister

however we arent friends anymore for entirely different reasons

[lilac quarry]

may a woman never find you

[jovial kraken]

delete

[polar kernel]

yeah u tell him

[jovial kraken]

noo one shall see that i have russian keyborr

[jovial kraken]

him

femboy?

womale

[lilac quarry]

ok

[surreal mirage]

0 days since femboy mentioned

Yesterday the record was 0

[jovial kraken]

what country are u from

[jovial kraken]

you

[lilac quarry]

are you asking me what country I'm from?

YOU

[jovial kraken]

yes

you

[lilac quarry]

I'm from Angola

well, the first letter is one that's in my real country's name

my country has the letters A,C,N and D

[jovial kraken]

antarctic

[lilac quarry]

only those letters

[stone meadow]

hell yeah been waiting on this forever

[frosty tulip]

Yugoslavia

[jovial kraken]

canada

[lilac quarry]

bingo

[surreal mirage]

Denmark

[lilac quarry]

congratulations, mr/ms/mrs russian keyboard

[surreal mirage]

Oh no c nvm

[jovial kraken]

im mrr

[frosty tulip]

WAIT WOAH

[stone meadow]

colombia

[frosty tulip]

Where's the employee that stands in the corner there

What the fuck

[jovial kraken]

why do u have russian keyborad

[stone meadow]

probably dont have that section unlocked

[surreal mirage]

Que

[frosty tulip]

Smh

[stone meadow]

i ahvent played in 2 years or whatever

[lilac quarry]

Porque

[stone meadow]

that section wasnt even a thing then

[jovial kraken]

mgrr

mqe

mgrr

dame un grre

mqe

[burnt kite]

ьйу

[lilac quarry]

frogski let's take bets on how long they last

[stone meadow]

2

[lilac quarry]

okay

5

[onyx igloo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1248722748096643095/1409659920097349703/attachment.gif

[subtle shoal]

"you're" 🥀

[plush cobalt]

It's potentially correct if you assume they missed a semicolon

“I'm calling; you're mom”

Oh it says me

[subtle shoal]

yeah

lol

[plush cobalt]

Well then it's correct by the standards of the meme format, if the semicolon is assumed

Me doing X

[subtle shoal]

but its you're

you + are

[plush cobalt]

Yes, thus the semicolon being necessary

That is, it's saying the viewer of the meme is Mom

Obviously it's a typo but I'll take any opportunity to be a contrarian

[lilac quarry]

you dissapoint me constantly

[surreal mirage]

Lowkey eel

[lilac quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/strangely-satisfying-ribbon-eel-marine-life-eel-gif-21120200

[surreal mirage]

Look at him go

[subtle shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/moist-runs-moist-e-sports-critical-spooked-wasp-scares-critical-wasp-scares-critikal-gif-27156835

[nimble hare]

hallo

[tender igloo]

ribbon eel also know as leaf nosed moray eel or bernis eel

[lilac quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/where-you-at-gif-21177622

who asked

[tender igloo]

ill rememebr that

[subtle shoal]

wrong gif

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-meme-gif-549301440228520168

i love THIS gif so much

[narrow stirrup]

Anyone else have a bug in zomboid where you hold over Rip Clothing and it freezes your entire game?

[subtle shoal]

b41 or 42

[tender igloo]

what build

jinx

[subtle shoal]

ha

[narrow stirrup]

My bad, in B41

It freezes for like 5 seconds then its back to normal

[subtle shoal]

its a known issue

[tender igloo]

ah h yah thats a 41 thing lol

[subtle shoal]

download a mod to fix it

[narrow stirrup]

Ahh ok, I thought it was due to all my mods 😂

[subtle shoal]

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2915430406

[narrow stirrup]

I'ma kiss you

[subtle shoal]

im a minor

🥀

[narrow stirrup]

Nevermind

I take that back

And I'ma see myself out the door

[plush cobalt]

I will do it again

[tender igloo]

put that in the garbage lol

[narrow stirrup]

You never disappoint me Omar

[plush cobalt]

I will do it

[narrow stirrup]

Its because we havent known eachother for long enough I'm sure

[subtle shoal]

:trash:

[plush cobalt]

Disappointment is a process

[subtle shoal]

theres no trash bin emoji

what is this BLASPHEMY

[plush cobalt]

🗑️

...

[subtle shoal]

"wastebasket:

sure

might as well call the sidewalk a "concrete path"

[narrow stirrup]

[plush cobalt]

🚮

[narrow stirrup]

🚯

No littering

Dont you love it when the game crashes, you get back ingame only to be in a horde of zombies and get bit?

[lilac quarry]

🥀

[quasi slate]

@toxic hawk thoughts on this chicken vtuber?

[chrome jetty]

Friend and turned into dino shaped nuggets would be better

[quasi slate]

https://tenor.com/view/dokibird-huh-rejected-live-gif-3859302371757875364

[thin wedge]

sybau

fr

[lilac quarry]

ok gok

[tender igloo]

you tell him hillbert

[lilac quarry]

ok pillbert

furburt

[nimble hare]

i wanna play pz online

[chrome jetty]

You cant

[tender igloo]

play it

[nimble hare]

i cant find

vanilla servers

they all have a bunch of stupid mods

[tender igloo]

think thats gonna be hard since there isnt sustainibility , youd probably have to open your own

[nimble hare]

or if i join them its like

everything is already looted

like clean

even in solo i dont loot places that clean

[nimble hare]

but nobody would prolly join

[tender igloo]

you wont know until you try

[nimble hare]

also i have shit internet

[tender igloo]

get that dumb flower out of my name lol

[nimble hare]

i get 150 ping at least

on servers

[plush cobalt]

#1019737819981283459 #1019725562337579028

Finding people in your region may help at least marginally

[sleek musk]

i love how server promoters use the Europe tag just because some europeans play on their server but it's still hosted in NA

[plush cobalt]

My microchip is informing me that you don't actually love that