general_chat

[toxic relic]

real

not his first time

[twin bear]

Pushing the limits of mortal man 🗣️

[toxic relic]

he set a wr for cliff jumping

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/raiden-metal-gear-metal-gear-rising-revengeance-blade-rules-of-nature-gif-17361138170178789066

[naive kettle]

chat

jack reacher vs john wick

who'd win

[twin bear]

Wick

[toxic relic]

reacher? i hardly know 'er?

[naive kettle]

totally wicked dude

that was a cheesy pun

[twin bear]

Griffith is a menace

https://tenor.com/view/shock-gif-15901363242606965490

[toxic relic]

all twinks are at least somewhat evil

[naive kettle]

peter griffin vs griffith

[twin bear]

Peter

[naive kettle]

ofc he wins

hes the guy from fortnite

[twin bear]

he'll never die off

[toxic relic]

i wish he would

do you think when the va dies theyll ai his voice

[twin bear]

Yeah

Seth voices alot of them so I think so

[naive kettle]

ofc

[toxic relic]

future is bleak

[twin bear]

Metal gods

[frosty tulip]

The future is just gonna be a mess of cutaway jokes

[naive kettle]

thats what im saying

[twin bear]

They're most likely alrdy ai generated

[toxic relic]

dying of starvation while the new season of family guy airs on the big screen

[naive kettle]

nah hadnt u seen that south park episode

the fishes pick the jokes

or was it robot chicken

oh whatever

[toxic relic]

shit dude

[naive kettle]

[twin bear]

🗣️ it was south Park and it was sea cows i think

[toxic relic]

judas priest in chat?

[frosty tulip]

It was South Park

They used manatees

[naive kettle]

thanks for correcting me

[frosty tulip]

Thank you for letting me correct you

🤝

[twin bear]

Ofc judas priest

What else fr

[toxic relic]

bro knows all the hits

[naive kettle]

chat, if u were a woman no homo would u smash jack reacher or thor

[toxic relic]

im a gay man

[twin bear]

Why would I need to be women

[naive kettle]

like if u dont wanna be homo

whatevs

i ran out of topics ok

this is all i could think of

[toxic relic]

you're fixated on reacher

[twin bear]

[toxic relic]

do you have a crush

[naive kettle]

uhh

knew someone would point that out

[toxic relic]

i mean

[frosty tulip]

Guess you can say he's reaching for it

[toxic relic]

fr

reaching for deez nuts lmao gottem but dont touch me

[naive kettle]

if i was a gay man

i would smash

[toxic relic]

lol

[naive kettle]

but im not

chat

im not gay

[toxic relic]

"im not saying i am gay-b-but if i was i would hahaha"

no one cares dude

[twin bear]

I wanna put that cruelty squad gif so bad

[naive kettle]

exactly

when do we get image perms again

[toxic relic]

level 10

[toxic relic]

tempting

[naive kettle]

[twin bear]

I know I would be struck down by the hand of god if I did ong

[naive kettle]

make it level 0 and we all good

[twin bear]

Make it level 25

Since I'm alrdy more than half way there

[naive kettle]

fuck you /j

[toxic relic]

arent metal gods just gravitals

[naive kettle]

whwts a metal god

isnt that just a cellphone

or a tv

or a computer

[twin bear]

My metal god is the can of monster at the store

[toxic relic]

im talking fiction

scav you read all tomorrows?

[twin bear]

Heard of it and watched a few short videos on the anatomy

[naive kettle]

thats what im saying

this server isnt active enough

can mods ping everyone

[toxic relic]

metal gods 🙏

[naive kettle]

[naive kettle]

yo isnt that the random magnet ball i found on the ground yesterday

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/fallout-fallout-2-enclave-dead-chat-dead-gif-5336649754262297362

[twin bear]

The color schemes are top notch on the illustrations

[toxic relic]

real

[twin bear]

I really want to get into water color to practice gore

[dawn jewel]

Thats crazy

[naive kettle]

just practice it in real life fr /j

[twin bear]

I think i could make some banger combat scenes if i keep working on my human shape

[toxic relic]

dude

[naive kettle]

crazy? i was crazy once

[toxic relic]

do it

[naive kettle]

they locked me in a room

[toxic relic]

gore is cinema

[naive kettle]

a rubber room

[toxic relic]

mechanical gore even better imo

[naive kettle]

a rubber room with rats

and rats make me crazy

[twin bear]

I'm heavily leaning towards cyborg gore

A mix of flesh and steel

Since most ppl would be augmented anyways

[toxic relic]

biomechanical gore

[twin bear]

I've been needing to look at actual muscle structure recently and that shit is gonna be wild to draw

[toxic relic]

humanity lost

has a lot of biomechanical gore

[twin bear]

Yeah and seeing the state of bros body in the opening makes me kind of want to design everyone with malnourishment in mind

[toxic relic]

page 87 🤓

[raw rock]

Hello my love how was your day, thank you btw.

[toxic relic]

hell yeah brother

[naive kettle]

ITS A CAT

[twin bear]

Since shit won't be like it is rn food will be shit in 2499

[toxic relic]

fuck up the human body man

its pencil and paper you can do whatever you want

[karmic jetty]

what the shrimp is goin on i keep getting calls cancelled

my presence is solving problems instanstly

[dawn jewel]

Not again

[neon bramble]

I have no idea what I'm looking at

[toxic relic]

hes chill

[twin bear]

Alien getting stoned

[karmic jetty]

thats a sick lookin cow

[toxic relic]

thats a gherra

[dawn jewel]

@raw rock hallo u off the grind?

[neon bramble]

I'm conflicted

[toxic relic]

they live with alongside the gord

[neon bramble]

I wanna fight it but it has a pipe so it looks chill

[dawn jewel]

My legs are dying, i took my pain med but still dying

[raw rock]

I just got off work yes dear, 8 hours of OT in 2 days

[toxic relic]

the gord introduced a drug to the gherra that made them all stoners

[raw rock]

[dawn jewel]

OHG

[dawn jewel]

Rest in peace

[raw rock]

Do you want me to rub them for you (romantic type shi yk)

[karmic jetty]

no erp

[raw rock]

Thats why we losing the war on helldivers btw

[toxic relic]

the species in this comic are peak

[raw rock]

Deadass

[neon bramble]

this fuckin thing recontextualizes the whole picture its great

[raw rock]

I join the discord server, there's a whole fucking channel of RP instead of dropping

[dawn jewel]

I think i just need to take my muscle relaxers if anything, its not intolerable but it’ll suck trying to sleep

[stone meadow]

i wanna go bCk to sleep

i dont wanna work

[dawn jewel]

I’ll see first, i need to wake up at a certain time today

Hi frobbino

[karmic jetty]

wake up frogsker

its another day

[raw rock]

What's going on today

[naive kettle]

ITS A MOD

[white obsidian]

reminds me of when someone pinged merry and j straight up said "I love you" the other day

[twin bear]

U got all logs?

[toxic relic]

would you rather talk to a human?

[stone meadow]

no

[toxic relic]

thats a pre war human too

[stone meadow]

finished campaign with 1 missing

[dawn jewel]

Oops i meant tomorrow 5 am i need to start getting ready to get adopted yippee

[stone meadow]

ITS A USER

[dawn jewel]

It’s been something i’ve pushed off since i was 16

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/in-the-end-in-the-virtual-end-hl2-half-life-2-linkin-park-gif-17597979979310870454

[dawn jewel]

It only took 8 yrs

[neon bramble]

the humans are the bad guys yeah?

[toxic relic]

yeah

[dawn jewel]

Wtf i have shit memory due to stress i have no recollection of this

[raw rock]

Whaa

[toxic relic]

that one isnt though

[neon bramble]

I'm assuming the exoskeleton legs deliberately look like that to make him look less imposing

[toxic relic]

not that one nah

[twin bear]

Bro has a Mr stud arm controller

[toxic relic]

that ones a good guy

[naive kettle]

can we be friendw

friends

[raw rock]

It was probably me ngl.

[toxic relic]

but post conglomerate war humans are the bad guys

[dawn jewel]

Yea, i’m getting the whole shabang of last name change

[neon bramble]

that's cool take on cyberware

[stone meadow]

no

[dawn jewel]

And adult adoption with my step dad

[raw rock]

Im so happy for you dear

[neon bramble]

no replacement just augmentation

[naive kettle]

[white obsidian]

@dawn jewel rember now?

[heavy ivy]

frogski evil arc

[toxic relic]

this is a current gen human

[dawn jewel]

OH MY GOD IT WAS ENDLESS TOO

[raw rock]

He's a wannabe fr.

[dawn jewel]

I’m crying

[neon bramble]

that looks like an evil warframe

[raw rock]

Everyone knows its Berry

[white obsidian]

endless is like 14 or some shi 😭

[raw rock]

!

[dawn jewel]

Yeah endless is wayy too young hell no

I think hes 17 or something

[raw rock]

I hope im not too young

[neon bramble]

rhino prime legs

[raw rock]

🥀

[twin bear]

I'm legal and ready to mingle 🗣️
I'll krill u on craigslist

[raw rock]

Thats a joke lmao I have unc status 🥀

[white obsidian]

im still baby

I cant even drink

[dawn jewel]

I’m auntie

[twin bear]

Ancient tomb filled with mummies

[dawn jewel]

Teetee

[white obsidian]

im not THAT baby tho

i am a legal adult :3

[tall glen]

shits a lot

[dawn jewel]

Great aunt actually

[tall glen]

I am making chili

[twin bear]

Not being able to enjoy a nice drink is a baby to me

[dawn jewel]

Sorri

[raw rock]

My sister's kid was born while I was deployed

[tall glen]

aka beans and beef with spices

[toxic relic]

humans fucked up first contact by firing at conglomerate diplomacy aliens and started a war thats been going on for centuries.
they made an ai called the all-mother that essentially took control and modified humans to be perfect soldiers and resources, that guy is an overfather-he controls a womb-world that is an annexed planet terraformed to create more soldiers and resources for the war.

[twin bear]

I'm the coolest uncle in the world

[white obsidian]

i thought you were making a joke but i forgot shitsalot is a guy who is here

[naive kettle]

finally chat woke up

[dawn jewel]

Squirrel

What are u doing

[tall glen]

unfortunetly chat woke up

I am gonna eat dinner

[neon bramble]

what's the FTL situation like

[dawn jewel]

I will give u acorn for dinner

[tall glen]

I am an urban squirrel

I eat trash

[dawn jewel]

How the fuck do i not have acorn emote

[toxic relic]

everything is made out of human

[neon bramble]

or is it star wars style

[dawn jewel]

I’m angry

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/trash-garbage-throw-away-gif-15286058903351471289

[neon bramble]

ships move as fast as plot demands

[twin bear]

Hop in

[dawn jewel]

No u eat acorn

[toxic relic]

ahh no its not star wars

[naive kettle]

TRASH BIN

OMGGG

[toxic relic]

essentially, they created a new material called flux

[white obsidian]

what is this and how do i know more about it right this second

[toxic relic]

the flux is used like advanced fusion

[dawn jewel]

U can’t be an alcoholic

[raw rock]

Im rizzing merry up, haven't even friended or dmd

[neon bramble]

no I mean how fast do stuff move

[dawn jewel]

boooooooooooooooooooooo

[stone meadow]

thats just my regular arc

[raw rock]

Im getting too old for this shi

[neon bramble]

aint FTL a big part of any interplanetary sci fi

[white obsidian]

whats stopping me really, theyll never catch me

[toxic relic]

humanity lost by c.d. diggle

[dawn jewel]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[toxic relic]

yeah yeah im getting there

[white obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/gobble-gif-1825124555203003299

[stone meadow]

is this a challenge?

[toxic relic]

its intragalactic

[dawn jewel]

Where rhe shit will u get alcohol

[toxic relic]

the flux is how they move

[white obsidian]

thats sick

[naive kettle]

I LIKE DRINKING DRINKS AND EATING FOOD!!!

[stone meadow]

cause i win 😎

[raw rock]

I like alcohol.

[dawn jewel]

of course FROBBINO only responds to that

[white obsidian]

im old enough to have friends who are old enough :3

[toxic relic]

i dont actually know exactly how it works cause ive only read volume one and not 2

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-pepper-child-drinking-kid-gif-4105947168779742465

[naive kettle]

skibidi spiffo..?

[raw rock]

I love working at a bakery

I literally never run out of bread.

[dawn jewel]

Alcoholic

[toxic relic]

but from what i know, the imperium [humans] move through space via the flux

[neon bramble]

flesh shaper hive mind

[loud pumice]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1407654699527831623/1409771625070596136/RDT_20250825_212140487125047819839758.jpg?ex=68ae97a3&is=68ad4623&hm=ee2d3e31396146a0b028c559330791abb5b3d06aab3637c43e6d758609ef87fb&

wtf

[dawn jewel]

Smh dont become alcoholic its not worth

[raw rock]

I have 10 loaves of bread waiting in my locker at work.

[stone meadow]

we dont do that here. sorry, banned

[white obsidian]

i love working at a butchers shop
the meat, the flesh, the bone are all endless

[dawn jewel]

U just open up ur locker and sourdough js drops

[twin bear]

Bred

Eat is all

[white obsidian]

its worth trust

[raw rock]

We make sourdough, I'll bring u some.

[dawn jewel]

I wanna learn how to make sourdough starter actually

[raw rock]

Its a bitch to make actually

[dawn jewel]

Then i can make my bread bowls

[naive kettle]

WHAT

[raw rock]

Like, industrually.

[dawn jewel]

And bagels

[toxic relic]

how they do it

[raw rock]

I hate running sourdough

[white obsidian]

i heard if u drink enough they give you a new liver its like how some games have a rebirth system

[neon bramble]

ok now i'm intrigued

gonna look it up

[raw rock]

Brioche is also fucking, horrible.

[toxic relic]

there is a species that used to be able to construct flux portals but they got barricadded by the imperium

[dawn jewel]

I dont want beer belly

[raw rock]

I hate making brioche

But it smells so good and tastes amazing

[dawn jewel]

Sounds like it but now you have excuse to say ur awesome

[white obsidian]

dad bods are hot trust

[dawn jewel]

Thats true

Me with a dad bod would be hot sexy amazing bombastic fantastic

[raw rock]

I could never have a dad bod until I hit like uh 50

Ngl.

I workout way too much.

[white obsidian]

i live in a place where getting a dad bod would be harder than being in shape

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-minecraft-bad-buy-minecraft-honest-trailers-wait-am-i-the-bad-guy-am-i-the-bad-guy-gif-16762351

[dawn jewel]

Wtf

[white obsidian]

therefore i am in shape

cause lazy

[toxic relic]

the tandrax travel in nomad stars
they take a star and focus its energy out of one "hole" in their structure which creates force that pushes them through space

[dawn jewel]

Okay now i’m angry and i will be more fit than both of you wtf is this bullshit

I’m gonna walk up and down my stairs

LOL

[white obsidian]

split wood and carry like 60 - 80 pound logs around its the way trust

[raw rock]

Yea uh, you might get to my level in 10 years.

[neon bramble]

ah yes megastructures beyond comprehension

[toxic relic]

explanation

[dawn jewel]

I aint no lumberjack wtf crying

[toxic relic]

i can send you the first volume if you want bro

[neon bramble]

do it

[raw rock]

Of doing nothing but lifting 150lb+ items and running like, 20 miles a week

[toxic relic]

alr

[white obsidian]

my grandpa walks like 40 miles a week

[twin bear]

The ren and stimpy log cutting gif

[raw rock]

I walk ALOT but my runtime is very important to me.

[dawn jewel]

Okay i’ll do 200 push up 200 sit up 10 min plank 30 miles a day

[white obsidian]

one punch merry

[dawn jewel]

I HYE U AHAHAHA

GOONER ASS

[twin bear]

Lol

[dawn jewel]

Witerally this

[raw rock]

Like deadass I stay ranger qualified on my runtimes.

[dawn jewel]

I’m not obese but i am chubby now in comparison to before

So i’d rather not go down that path

And just get back in shape

[neon bramble]

I can now blame the fartman for my procrastination today

[twin bear]

Thin mint build over here

[white obsidian]

what are qualifications for that?

I used to run 5ks pretty regularly

[dawn jewel]

Wtf??

[white obsidian]

i was never crazy but I could do a like 30 minute 5k

[raw rock]

40 min 5 mile, 15min 2 mile, 6m mile.

[raw rock]

Oh that's like...slow

[white obsidian]

wow that really impressive

[raw rock]

Like really slow.

[white obsidian]

yeah i know

[raw rock]

Hey man, at least you can finish it

[twin bear]

Stop talking abt running u making me miss track

[dawn jewel]

I dont understand therefore it doesn’t affect me

[white obsidian]

its true

[raw rock]

I know a lot of people who can't finish a 2 mile

[white obsidian]

a 30 minute 5k is like a ~10 min mile just about

[tall glen]

bad news

[white obsidian]

cause a 5k is 3.2 miles

iirc

[tall glen]

this chili doesnt have enough cumin

[raw rock]

I feel horrible getting 38 mins on my 5 mile and then think about the fact I actually just ran 5 miles and most people couldn't run 1 mile at that pace.

🥀

[white obsidian]

yeah the average person has like a 12 min 1 mile

[naive kettle]

i like sleeping

[tall glen]

hah

mines like 20 thank you

[twin bear]

Cumin isn't the only thing u can add frfr, what kind of chili anyway

[white obsidian]

arent you like 50?

[dawn jewel]

Ooooooo i see so its like jogging i guess

[tall glen]

hey now

[dawn jewel]

I’ll add some acorn to it

[raw rock]

Yea a moderate jog for most people.

[dawn jewel]

That’ll fix it

[tall glen]

danke

[dawn jewel]

YAHOOO

I mean kudos to even running it honestly

[twin bear]

Full sprint until u gotta jog off the burn

[dawn jewel]

I will not judge because i do not go out my way at all to do that

[twin bear]

Epic feeling

[naive kettle]

i love my mom

[white obsidian]

you just gotta enjoy it if its a chore you shouldnt force yourself imo

[tall glen]

I also love your mom

[dawn jewel]

When i do marathons its usually with someone else

[raw rock]

I love endurance running. But FUCK cover sprints.

[naive kettle]

shes dead

[raw rock]

I fucking HATE ASYMMETRICAL TRAINING

[dawn jewel]

Well i won’t even call it a marathon

[twin bear]

Explosive exercises get me good but they're important

[raw rock]

(I love it because it makes me a better warfighter)

[dawn jewel]

I did it for work related purposes like cancer or heart related lol

[raw rock]

Ur so sweet and kind

[white obsidian]

i train only my right arm cause i dont need my left arm and now I look like i beat my shi on the daily

[tall glen]

I saw that meme the other day, when your dad asks you to help your mom do something say, That's your Girl"

[white obsidian]

thats not true

[naive kettle]

i love eating

[twin bear]

What's a dad

Fr

[dawn jewel]

No i’m a monster 👹

[raw rock]

Ambidexterity is very important for me, so I literally FORCED myself to learn how to throw with my left arm

[tall glen]

I am eating beans and meat, with a grape sparkling water

[raw rock]

And holy fuck, let me tell you, if you aren't going to ever even POSSIBLY need to do that?

Don't even try

[white obsidian]

i didnt plan on it

actually

[tall glen]

what if I want to be a ninja?

[twin bear]

I wanna be neenja

That goofy ass song bro

[white obsidian]

that song is so damn racist

[naive kettle]

not as racist as me

[twin bear]

I liked batting and playing ball with my right hand

[naive kettle]

hehehe

[twin bear]

Being left handed is rough

[white obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/predator-arnold-schwarzenegger-hand-shake-arms-gif-3468629

uh

wrong thing

i didnt mean to reply to that one

[tall glen]

I can kick left footed

[dawn jewel]

I’ve been obsessing over artemas

Yahoooo

[tall glen]

I read that as Antennas, Merry

[dawn jewel]

[dawn jewel]

Squirrels can’t read

U are fake squirrel

:(((

[white obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-thinking-monkey-thinking-think-money-gif-9734025314392564509

huh

[raw rock]

Real

[dawn jewel]

Me when someone asks me something over my paygrade

TEEHEE

[tall glen]

why do ants have antennas but grasshoppers dont have grasshopertennas

[raw rock]

What paygrade is that? 25 cents an hour?

[white obsidian]

cause grasshoppers arent real

[tall glen]

horses arent real

[naive kettle]

I LOVE EATING FOOD!!@

[white obsidian]

i hate horses they always bite me

[dawn jewel]

:( lemme sell my corner street lemonade at the quarter in peace

[raw rock]

Nuh

[dawn jewel]

WTF

Deny me my honest living

[tall glen]

Merry is selling it at the street corner

[raw rock]

Im gonna sell mine right across from your stand for only 20cents

[dawn jewel]

That’s crazy

[tall glen]

can I get a sample first?

[raw rock]

Of course.

[dawn jewel]

No bc of that u get squashed no squirrels allowed

[raw rock]

Shes gonna have me smash u

[stone meadow]

no squashing in chat

ban

[white obsidian]

whos selling what on the street corner?

im calling the cops

[dawn jewel]

Goonski

[raw rock]

Go ahead.

[tall glen]

I want this https://thefitchen.com/sparkling-rum-lemonade/

[raw rock]

I think merrys stand has drugs

(I planted them)

[twin bear]

Is da pouch 3d lookin

[dawn jewel]

That makes my lemonade better

[raw rock]

Better at ruining lives

Mm bacon sandwich

W steak sauce

[dawn jewel]

HE TOOK ME TO THE BACK AND SILENCED ME

[raw rock]

What

[white obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-can-air-korean-febreze-gif-25686831

[dawn jewel]

He can’t keep getting away with this

[white obsidian]

they really need to add pie making in b42

that would make me so irrantionally happy

I could make pies all day

[stone meadow]

yeah i can watch

[tall glen]

I saw this in my inbox earlier

[raw rock]

Making a group chat with the devs

[tall glen]

Yes I do love Shogi

[raw rock]

To get ur mod removed

Smh

[white obsidian]

making a group chat with the devs

to get pie makign added

to the game

smh

[tall glen]

its already modded in

just go get the mod

[white obsidian]

smh

u couldnt ever understand old man

[tall glen]

I've seen all beginings and endings

[twin bear]

Skibidi

[white obsidian]

toilet

[twin bear]

True

[dawn jewel]

Goonski goonski goonski

[tall glen]

gonna eat more beans

[twin bear]

Always talking abt gooning

Wonder who the REAL goon is!

[tall glen]

I am ironmaxing

[dawn jewel]

Noh

[twin bear]

Jarvis inject iron into my bloodstream

[dawn jewel]

I want samosa

[tall glen]

samosa denied

[dawn jewel]

WTF

i am starved STARVED

[twin bear]

U get nothing

https://tenor.com/view/walks-away-stop-stop-playing-hit-oops-gif-13894853

[dawn jewel]

Crying

[twin bear]

Im getting away with murdur

[subtle shoal]

unphased

[dawn jewel]

Tmr i will get ingredients for spring rolls

[vital marten]

Not my finest moment

[subtle shoal]

may I stand unphased amid, amidst the crash of scooters

[tall glen]

I like to make all cabbage egg rolls

I love cabbage

HEY LOU IS IT WORTH IT

I really want it

[subtle shoal]

OH SHIT MGS3 remake coming out in 2 days

i totally forgot

[vital marten]

Having fun

[tall glen]

its out now nerd

[vital marten]

I like it but it need optimization patches

[stone meadow]

only person who fires me is me

[twin bear]

Another game to take my money

[subtle shoal]

nvm

nvm

[tall glen]

metal gear solid Triangle

[subtle shoal]

theres an early access purchase

[tall glen]

how weird

[vital marten]

Need to wait 9 hours on steam I think

[raw rock]

I hate when u cry

Ur so loud

[tall glen]

I guess the first two games dont exist

[raw rock]

Its already hard enough to sleep standing in your walls.

[vital marten]

I got it on console for this reason, I’ll just get it on pc if modding picks up

[vital marten]

^

[frosty tulip]

Funny, I'm right handed for everything except throwing for some reason lol

[tall glen]

my wishlist is.. stalker 2, grounded 2, snakeater some persona games, and the newest yakuza game

[frosty tulip]

I've always thrown with my left arm

[raw rock]

I fucking

[twin bear]

One step forward just to take two back lmao

[raw rock]

It took me over 6 months to get a Frag Grenade Trainer to a non lethal distance from myself

[tall glen]

beans

[twin bear]

Dam pouch perspective is assballs

[raw rock]

Like deadass throwing ambidextrously

Sucks.

[frosty tulip]

yeah I couldn't imagine

[vital marten]

I see you

[raw rock]

Load a 240 with only my left arm, cycle it and fire? Easy.

[frosty tulip]

throwing right handed for me feels insanely bizarre

[raw rock]

Fuck I could probably do it with a 50

But holy shit

Throwing a ball?

[dawn jewel]

Damn

[raw rock]

Itd be easier for me to build the Saturn 5 Rocket

[twin bear]

Throwing right handed is heresy

Left hands will rule

[raw rock]

I don't like seeing pretty ladies cry

Trying my hardest here

🥀

Not to flirt but to stay awake

[frosty tulip]

wait

[raw rock]

2 more hours until I dive

[stone meadow]

bladez have you ever not tried to harizz the women in here

[frosty tulip]

so u like seeing ugly ladies cry?

[raw rock]

All the time

[twin bear]

I like making everyone cry

[raw rock]

I rarely come in here nowadays

[twin bear]

It just never works

[raw rock]

But if I stay in the helldivers server for 1 more second

I might actually lose my fucking mind.

[frosty tulip]

wats going on there

[raw rock]

Messdeck.

https://tenor.com/view/cat-thousand-yard-stare-thousand-yard-stare-cat-ptsd-cat-soldier-cat-war-gif-9110270742088459827

[frosty tulip]

messdeck?

[tall glen]

I am eating beans

[vital marten]

It’s raining blood… is he crying?

[dawn jewel]

Complications of a mastermind!

[raw rock]

Its a channel devoted to RP.

[vital marten]

[dawn jewel]

Last temptation of my kind

[frosty tulip]

is everyone as usual screaming at eachother because some people decided to not attack the mission objective planets?

[dawn jewel]

Extra-planetary sign, when do we align??

[raw rock]

There are people RPing over women.

[white obsidian]

The architect and the builder

Arrive swiftly

[raw rock]

Literally getting into RP fights over women.

Instead of diving.

[frosty tulip]

in lore that would probably get them fucked up lmao

[tall glen]

Bladez skeleton is alive right now, and wants out

[frosty tulip]

they'd get sent to a Freedom Camp for not fighting for democracy instead

[stone meadow]

sounds like something youd do ngl

cant wait for odst divers

[raw rock]

Maybe when I was like, 12-14.

[white obsidian]

I thought someone was making fun of him for doing that here and i missed it

[raw rock]

Instead I have to wait in my pod for another 2 hours.

And watch as these fools

Fumble both women, and the war effort.

[frosty tulip]

aren't you fumbling the war effort too then

you're waiting in the pod

[raw rock]

No, because I'm an ODST diver.

I literally took off work tomorrow to dive.

[tall glen]

I am fumbling Muldraugh

[white obsidian]

Whats the gold katana roll btw

[raw rock]

Deadass me and like 20 people all called off to dive.

We are just going to be going to hot zones and reinforcing all day.

[white obsidian]

Ive been flirting with someone lately and its going well i think

[tall glen]

gonna drive to the bookstore

wish me luck

[raw rock]

Good job buddy

I don't flirt right now with anyone because the nightmares have returned.

[dawn jewel]

Me and the boys only take time off for we ❤️ katamari

[twin bear]

Whats this abt rp

[white obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/catondaskate-cat-on-da-skate-cat-spinning-on-da-skate-cat-spinning-gif-12230648254379090551

[twin bear]

Cringe bro

[raw rock]

I put in 8 hours of overtime in the last 2 days, I think I'll be ok.

[vital marten]

My face when

[white obsidian]

8 hours of overtime 2 16 hour shifts would obliterate me

[raw rock]

Ez work for me.

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/no-rp-in-general-gif-16313309685831171036

[dawn jewel]

Good job

[white obsidian]

Work is hard enough at the hospital

[vital marten]

🤣

[raw rock]

If you wanna have kids you gotta have money.

[dawn jewel]

Time for u to do ur dance twin

[raw rock]

And I unfortunately

[white obsidian]

I dont

[raw rock]

Want 3

🥀

[white obsidian]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/589519755615010828/1368886377554645032/caption-5-3.gif

[twin bear]

My nuts are out of order so kids are off the table for me

[white obsidian]

Want mine?

I dont want kids anyways

[twin bear]

Nah

[dawn jewel]

WITERALLY THIS

[tacit meadow]

Was there any context to that?

[white obsidian]

To what

[vital marten]

Bruh they made healing in mgsD have a little menu that tells you how to heal

[twin bear]

How to heal:

[raw rock]

Imagine how cooked games would be if you actually had to treat your injuries realistically

[twin bear]

I want organ dmg and shit

[tacit meadow]

Ignore them till they go away?

[white obsidian]

It wouldnt be fun

[raw rock]

Like, go ahead and tell me how to pack a GSW to the lower trunk

[frosty tulip]

lmao that would suck

[vital marten]

Cut
• Wound still open
• bleeding
• No bandage applied
• Not yet disinfected

[dawn jewel]

I don’t understand therefore it doesn’t apply to me

[stone meadow]

something I had before i became mod for never touching grass

[raw rock]

Yea bro, slap that tq on, and turn it, oh, but you put it on wrong

[twin bear]

A rougelike game could have those mechanics and work

[tacit meadow]

Now ur a knight

[raw rock]

So ur still bleeding out

[tacit meadow]

Gold sword emerald shield

[dawn jewel]

OH YEAH

i have something to look forward to

[white obsidian]

Theres a reason ive been here since 2023 and still am only an axe

[dawn jewel]

Sekiro anime

[twin bear]

Put it on wrong u'll kill urself faster

[karmic jetty]

had lunch yommers

[white obsidian]

I like sekiro

[twin bear]

Aren't u supposed to have ur buddy put it on u

[raw rock]

You got head trauma so now your vision is red, blurry, you can't hear anything, and your movement speed is random along with your walk direction being randomized on occasion

[twin bear]

To make sure it's applied properly

[stone meadow]

oh halo update is today sick

[raw rock]

They can if you are unconscious. But CATs are designed to be used by yourself.

[dawn jewel]

Rank your soulslike rn

Top 5

Drop now

[white obsidian]

Sure

[twin bear]

Good luck getting shot in the chest cuz then ur cooked

[dawn jewel]

I’m just curious

I won’t judge

[tacit meadow]

Congeatulations on fulfilling your minimum conditions to living 🙂

[winter knot]

I need help deciding, which one of these is better?

[raw rock]

Nah.

[dawn jewel]

If it helps u

[twin bear]

Woah

[dawn jewel]

Both made me lose appetite

[winter knot]

they're both meant to suck btw

[karmic jetty]

thanks i earned it

[winter knot]

just the one that sucks less

[white obsidian]

1. Elden ring
2. Dark souls 2
3. Bloodborne
4. Another crabs treasure
5. Dark Souls 3

[dawn jewel]

Right one is better

[winter knot]

alright thank you ill use that one then

[dawn jewel]

HAHAHA ANOTHER CRABS TREASURE MENTIONED

[white obsidian]

I loooove another crabs treasure

[dawn jewel]

But no lies of p mentioned

[white obsidian]

Not a big lies of p guy

[twin bear]

I mean if ur character gets shot in the chest depending on where the wound is u might not be able to maneuver as much I assume

[dawn jewel]

Damn

I liked it plus dlc

[karmic jetty]

crab souls

[raw rock]

The difference is, the chest is full of organs

[white obsidian]

I just havent played it much at all

[dawn jewel]

Another crabs treasure was super cute

[white obsidian]

Yeah the shell mechanic was really fun

[raw rock]

I've seen guys literally be shot through, get back up, and keep shooting

Just because it wasnt a vital hit

[white obsidian]

I liked what they did with it

[twin bear]

There would have to be some sort of flesh bending mechanic to prevent the slightest graze from downing someone

Cuz the bullets do be just moving the organs out of the way sometimws

[raw rock]

Yea

It was actually a rather large issue early in Afghanistan

[dawn jewel]

The storylines great, i personally am obsessed with sekiro solely to how annoying the ||final battle with isshin was, i like that it felt like full circle since we had a mini version of the fight near the beginning||

[raw rock]

With the M16

[dawn jewel]

Lies of p for story i’d say is best

Another crabs treasure was cute and easygoing

[white obsidian]

Yeah, sekiro was really good though. I liked the divine dragon especially

[raw rock]

Since we were engaging point blank, it was not unheard of for the round to simply not tumble or dump enough energy into the enemy to even really wound them.

[white obsidian]

Bosswise

He was just so cool

Im always a sucker for dragons

[dawn jewel]

That’s what i wanted my first tattoo to be but realistically i’d die lol

[white obsidian]

Nameless king, divine dragon, the ice dragon from mountaintop of the giants in elden ring, list goes on

[white obsidian]

IT WOULD BE SICK THOUGH

[raw rock]

You want tattoos?

[dawn jewel]

I wanted atleast 1 dragon, okami/twilight princess combo

[white obsidian]

My father and sister are both tattoo artists

[dawn jewel]

Yesyesyeususs

[dawn jewel]

I do

But my pain tolerance idk

[twin bear]

They make close quarters combat look very different from the footage and i assume u have to be there to actually know wut it looks and feels like as well

[raw rock]

I have a few tattoos on the list to get

[twin bear]

I want a few tattoos

[white obsidian]

I just dont really have anything worth getting tattooed on

[twin bear]

I want a deathbat somewhere on me

[stone meadow]

i been wanting the pz frog for a couple years now

[dawn jewel]

I was commissioning an artist to come up with something related to hyper sigilism and nana (anime)

Bc her work was pretty

[twin bear]

Yeah get a pixel by pixel tat of frog

[raw rock]

I have 13 names I need tattooed, I want my CAB, and my Jump Wings Tattooed, and my father wants me and my brother to get our family crest on our bicep

[stone meadow]

what about nana (your grandma)

[dawn jewel]

But i only have rights to the tattoo, haven’t made the moves to get it lol

[stone meadow]

if its small enough it shouldnt look bad

[dawn jewel]

I’m ur gramma

[raw rock]

The Names are a Must.

[twin bear]

It would go hard ngl

[dawn jewel]

[stone meadow]

youre NOBODY to me

[raw rock]

I will get them Tattooed eventually.

[twin bear]

A frog tattoo of a peak game

[dawn jewel]

Damn

[white obsidian]

Ive been thinking of getting a hand full of dates tattooed

[dawn jewel]

Sike idgaf sybau twin

HAHAHAHA

GOONSKI MOMENT

[raw rock]

LMAOO SDIYBT

[twin bear]

Imma get a trevor neck tat

Bro got the sharpie tattoos

[dawn jewel]

Like what dates?

[twin bear]

A date w u and me fr

https://tenor.com/view/period-gif-17588437242254228503

[twin bear]

I hate perspective

[dawn jewel]

Goonerscav top 10 femboy moments

[twin bear]

Why cant things be in 3d

2d*

[surreal mirage]

Degeneral chat

[karmic jetty]

[naive flicker]

Degens

[karmic jetty]

only glob can save this chat

[stone meadow]

really nice ones like to a beach or to a restaraunt in paris

[raw rock]

Paris

😷

[karmic jetty]

video essay
look inside
summary

[subtle shoal]

buh bye

[subtle shoal]

pyrocynical

[karmic jetty]

pryosloppical

[frosty tulip]

Wikipedia summary but dragged out to be 3 hours

[karmic jetty]

the slop thickens

[raw rock]

Guys how much caffeine is too much?

[stone meadow]

thats why i like these kinds of videos where the plot summary is clearly listed as one of the chapters

shout out goth gamer nation

[frosty tulip]

Lmao, Grimbeard

[karmic jetty]

[thing] EXPLAINED

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/reddit-soylent-soy-soyface-nerd-gif-11917812235578842485

[dawn jewel]

The prince will roll u over and turn you into a star

[karmic jetty]

so chat gimme a video essay

[toxic relic]

curious archive most recent video

the alien one

[karmic jetty]

have i not watched that

his vids dont show up anymore for me

[toxic relic]

[karmic jetty]

very odd

[toxic relic]

re-reading all tomorrows before the republish

the hedonist part so funny

[stone meadow]

i should read it

[karmic jetty]

republish?

[stone meadow]

it sounds right up my alley

[toxic relic]

yeah

he's republishing the book

hardcover in english with more

[karmic jetty]

meaning

ohhh

[toxic relic]

better designs, more lore etc

[karmic jetty]

so more stuff

[stone meadow]

actually i do a lot of listening at work these days

[toxic relic]

i have it

you want it?

[raw rock]

Who here is European?

[karmic jetty]

so a deluxed edition

[stone meadow]

maybe ill look for an audiobook

[toxic relic]

yessir

ehh

its more a comic

you need the pictures

[stone meadow]

i am

[toxic relic]

i have the files tho if you want it

[karmic jetty]

release the files fartass

[toxic relic]

its like 100 pages lol

[raw rock]

What city?

[stone meadow]

uk is part of europe even if some people may disagree for whatever reason

[toxic relic]

you want?

[karmic jetty]

uhh

[stone meadow]

why are you asking about the city

[karmic jetty]

maybe not

[toxic relic]

ok

[karmic jetty]

gib me artbooks tho

[stone meadow]

Also ill have it dm it to me

[karmic jetty]

[toxic relic]

ok on it boss

[stone meadow]

thanks

[karmic jetty]

fartass our local librarian

scribe

[toxic relic]

real

[toxic relic]

lmk if you want a specific one

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/skaven-rat-warhammer-warhammer-skaven-skaventide-gif-15288380289384874126

[tall glen]

rare image of zozo

[karmic jetty]

smt v....

ive looked for it for ages

[toxic relic]

oh yeah

[karmic jetty]

theres no digital scans

[surreal mirage]

[toxic relic]

can you even buy it

[karmic jetty]

i dont think so

from what ive read it was limited release

like physcially

[toxic relic]

this?

[karmic jetty]

the heck is that

[twin bear]

Spooky book

[surreal mirage]

The hell

[toxic relic]

its the premium edition book of demons

[severe agate]

This where you jot down your grudges or something

[karmic jetty]

is that the old kaneko book

peak

[toxic relic]

its the art book bro

[karmic jetty]

for smt v??

[toxic relic]

yeah

[karmic jetty]

the heck

gib

[toxic relic]

its online

[karmic jetty]

WHAT

[toxic relic]

no i mean

on ebay

[karmic jetty]

dammit

[toxic relic]

crazy

its all just 100 dollar hardcover

[karmic jetty]

100 clams

[toxic relic]

yeah

[karmic jetty]

where the contents

it might be empty

[toxic relic]

this might be hard to get ngl, unless you contact one of them and ask for a scan lol

[naive flicker]

Triceratops or Ankylosaurus

[twin bear]

Trex

[naive flicker]

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/tyrannosaurus-rex-battle-armor-dinosaur-gif-17347227

[karmic jetty]

dinobots

[severe agate]

They're both herbivores so its not like there's gonna be any fighting

[toxic relic]

bruh

herbivores fight all the time

[karmic jetty]

isnt it crazy how there are like giant lizards eating weeds

[toxic relic]

dinosaurs arent lizards 🤓

[naive flicker]

Uh herbivores can still be territorial

[karmic jetty]

potato tomato same thang

[toxic relic]

wrong 🤓

[naive flicker]

It's just that an Ankylo would easily fold a triceratops

[stone meadow]

also a lot of "herbivores" are opportunistic carnivores

[karmic jetty]

omnivore

[naive flicker]

They were cracked asf

[toxic relic]

even so, herbivores can be very aggressive

[twin bear]

Rabbits eat they babies

[stone meadow]

deer frequently eat small animals iirc

[toxic relic]

they do need to protect themselves lol

[karmic jetty]

thats kinda metal

[naive flicker]

You eat babies 🗣️

[severe agate]

I take the meteor

[twin bear]

Monkey rip apart babies alot

Like too much

[severe agate]

Fuck your dinosaurs, they aint got shit on rock

[naive flicker]

Hamsters 🥀

[karmic jetty]

"im not eating u bcs i cant. i just dont wanna atm"

[surreal mirage]

Dinosaurs are considered reptiles no?

[toxic relic]

human aint got shit on virus

[naive flicker]

This ain't plague inc

[toxic relic]

complex

[karmic jetty]

dinosaurs are chimkens

[toxic relic]

complex answer

[naive flicker]

Pollo 🐔

[twin bear]

Can a raptor drink mountain dew and post on reddit

[surreal mirage]

What came first zeerol, the chicken or the egg?

[karmic jetty]

me

[mellow birch]

the raptors are too dead to do that idiot

[surreal mirage]

So you're an egg

[karmic jetty]

[mellow birch]

unless you mean like, modern avian raptors

[modest lynx]

!dance

[prime thorn]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/986951681822580736/1013627138454327296/breakdance.gif

[twin bear]

Didn't u know

[karmic jetty]

🥚

[twin bear]

Area 51 has dinos and aliens

[naive flicker]

!dance

[prime thorn]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/986951681822580736/1013627138454327296/breakdance.gif

[modest lynx]

yeah best command ever

[surreal mirage]

Egg zeerol art when

[modest lynx]

here

[karmic jetty]

is rood to call ppl egg echo

[naive flicker]

What there's no cooldown

[modest lynx]

!dance

[prime thorn]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/986951681822580736/1013627138454327296/breakdance.gif

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/amen-gif-23345354

[naive flicker]

Since when

[toxic relic]

but essentially

dinosaurs are reptiles

lag bro

insane

[karmic jetty]

i rmbr i had this dragon toy when i was a wee child and it came in this giant egg

it was pretty cool

[surreal mirage]

Put the egg in warm water

[twin bear]

Down with the bot gifs

Laggy ass gif

[toxic relic]

the shift from linnaean categories to phylogenetic trees changed a lot

[naive flicker]

Works fine for me

[toxic relic]

its way more complex now

[karmic jetty]

whales were deers

[toxic relic]

for better

[severe agate]

If it quacks like a duck...

[karmic jetty]

its a chiken

[twin bear]

Tbf i open my favorites and for some reason it turns my screen into a slideshow

[karmic jetty]

dinosaurs arent real

[toxic relic]

they are real

😠

[karmic jetty]

they were real

tupid

[toxic relic]

bruh

[naive flicker]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1201980400881115186/1312388721504423936/volverboys.gif

[karmic jetty]

dragons are real

[surreal mirage]

Dragon deez nuts across yo face

[naive flicker]

Komodo dragon is a real dragon trust

[mellow birch]

https://tenor.com/view/bearded-dragon-lizard-lezord-dancing-reptile-gif-16584452487016262174

[karmic jetty]

komodo dragon mentioned!!!

[severe agate]

Why dragon if no fly

[surreal mirage]

Komodos are pog af

[karmic jetty]

i dont like lizards but they are cool

lemme find that vid about the poison saliva thing

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/king-piccolo-dragon-ball-piccolo-holding-dragon-balls-dragonball-gif-1237930844975372941

Dragon balls

[young kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/cyn-murder-drones-meme-gif-3503328368021696082

[karmic jetty]

https://youtu.be/1OSGNzrNXr8?si=qrRep8Mm_RZD7XVf

super cool

[young kelp]

Komodos are neat

[toxic relic]

i do recommend the matthew baron paper "a new hypothesis of dinosaur relationships and early dinosaur evolution" if you wanna look at the cool new phylogenetic tree

[karmic jetty]

are they like chikens or no

[twin bear]

[severe agate]

Can I pet them

[naive flicker]

Totally

I love chickens

[toxic relic]

essentially, yeah some were

[twin bear]

The chicken was just following orders.

[naive flicker]

Natural head stabilizer

[young kelp]

they can eat them whole

[naive flicker]

Nah but realtalk shoutout to chickens for being funny asf and being yummy

[karmic jetty]

i bet some of them roll over the mud licking their balls and stuff

[naive flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/wilson-lo-siento-gif-10966008380918174531

[karmic jetty]

wait

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/goatplaybanjo-poules-cannibal-gif-16041877815828183283

[twin bear]

Wonder what dino balls even looked like

Ngl

[karmic jetty]

do dinosaurs lay eg

[naive flicker]

Real 💔

[young kelp]

they lay eggs

[karmic jetty]

do they have ballz

[karmic jetty]

how