they had tools ofc but before then and even without tools
#general_chat
toxic relic
neat moat
dummy
toxic relic
yeah ik but you said plural
last spoke
Also weren't wrist watches originally a navigation tool?
amber junco
toxic relic
this implies night
neat moat
how were wrist watches a navigation tool
last spoke
Knowing what time it was in Great Britain meant you'd be able to determine where you are based on calculating local time from known constellations
neat moat
compasses would have been a navigation tool
any clock would do what a wristwatch can do anyways, it just tells time
last spoke
Clocks weren't so portable before wrist watches
neat moat
You could fit one in a ship if you needed a clock, but why would you ners a clock if you could use the sun? Or some other time keeping method
And im saying this before wristwatches cpuld be made so compact
cus Im assuming like, very early sailing
last spoke
The timekeeping method is knowing the time in Great Britain
amber junco
You could fit one in a ship if you needed a clock, but why would you ners a cloc...
sun is very bright
it would hurt to look
last spoke
Which is then compared against known local time based on constellations
last spoke
And then the difference between local time and the time in Britain is how you'd determine longitude
amber junco
gotta consider all possibilities π€
what if it was a new moon
not bright enough to tell the time
neat moat
Now, how would big ben help say, an olmek merchant ship?
last spoke
Are you being dense on purpose?
amber junco
that the sailors wouldnt wanna come out
karmic jetty
bro is a tungsten cube
thin wedge
amber junco
what if the sailors didnt wanna come out to look at the sun π€
neat moat
and also what if they were introverts and didnt wanna go outside
How would you hoist the sils if you could never leave your cabin?
amber junco
rummaged through the rum drum
neat moat
How could you steer the ship?
neat moat
Are you being dense on purpose?
You need to give the context youre talking in bc I was assuming bronze age tools/methods
karmic jetty
how do they row a big ship
sacred schooner
bro is a tungsten cube
maybe even an osmium cube
dawn jewel
last spoke
Now, how would big ben help say, an olmek merchant ship?
Not Big Ben.
Your watch would have the time in Britain
You now know the time in Britain.
You can then calculate local time using known constellations.
You now have the difference in local time and Britain time.
This difference can be used to calculate longitude
amber junco
A lot of ors
no
neat moat
Not Big Ben.
Your watch would have the time in Britain
You now know the time in...
I see
toxic relic
Not Big Ben.
Your watch would have the time in Britain
You now know the time in...
this is real
i fuck with geography ngl
thin wedge
https://tenor.com/view/popeye-sailor-spinach-muscle-gif-5982865
how ben get big fr
toxic relic
shits interesting as fuck
karmic jetty
big ben doesnt exist in 1500 bohemia tupid
neat moat
my thoughts exactly!
amber junco
big ben doesnt exist in 1500 bohemia tupid
what typa sailing be going on in bohemia
neat moat
the shallow kind
frosty tulip
big ben doesnt exist in 1500 bohemia tupid
They built big ben after little ben collapsed in 1879
amber junco
neat moat
Can we just give England back to the Welsh
toxic relic
agree
karmic jetty
lost in the woods again
sacred schooner
lost in the woods again
neat moat
If you see a 5 course meal in the woods, DONT EAT IT
Not because its the fae but because I accidentally misplaced my neurotoxin infused buffet
sacred schooner
If you see a 5 course meal in the woods, DONT EAT IT
toxic relic
i like to pretend myths are real when hiking so that i keep a sense of fantastical whimsy
thin wedge
they are very crafty creatures
frosty tulip
there are no mountain lions here
Bigfoot shipped them over to NZ
thin wedge
you never know
neat moat
Plus are you like, not supposed to say their name?
thin wedge
neat moat
I cant remember
toxic relic
arent wendigos american too
sacred schooner
arent wendigos american too
they're terrifying that's what
neat moat
They are
toxic relic
im moreso talking about communicating with the taniwha or patupaiarehe
toxic relic
the og or the zombie one
neat moat
That was a windego basically
toxic relic
real
sacred schooner
how'd you know I was going to be mean to you
toxic relic
you're both canadian though
thin wedge
you're both canadian though
Like most americans they hate each other
where it be north or south
lilac quarry
ok gok
thin wedge
lilac quarry
https://tenor.com/view/nmixx-kyujin-lily-lily-morrow-jang-kyujin-gif-13850376269...
why isn't sdiybt not as popular as sybau
karmic jetty
what do any of those mean
thin wedge
sybau sdiybt
lilac quarry
bill (gok) we need a seasonal event to bring in the diggers
sacred schooner
not enough diggers
sacred schooner
my last patient of the night was hilarious
how much drug
lilac quarry
we got called for a dude "unconscious under a streelight" on one of the busiest streets in my town
we get there and he gets up, immediately breaks into the most impressive sprint I have ever seen
while carrying all of his worldly belongings in a giant IKEA bag and a backpack
sacred schooner
we get there and he gets up, immediately breaks into the most impressive sprint ...
meth, gotcha
lilac quarry
like full fuckin sprint
frosty tulip
usain bolt better watch out
neat moat
he was on a mission
lilac quarry
so with nothing else to do we chased him
toxic relic
dude just wanted to nap
lilac quarry
just to be sure
neat moat
you chased a man who ran away bc he was scared?
lilac quarry
yeah and I made sure to be as menacing as possible
neat moat
I feel there could have been a better way of handling this
lilac quarry
like true evil shit
neat moat
chalant
sacred schooner
you chased a man who ran away bc he was scared?
you don't get it, meth puts you on a mission
lilac quarry
and then naturally, as you would expect based on the details I've provided
frosty tulip
you chased a man who ran away bc he was scared?
leons gotta get his daily cardio in somehow
lilac quarry
I shot him 15 times in the chest with a handgun, killing him instantly
neat moat
did you fear for your safety?
sacred schooner
I thought stabbing was your thing
toxic relic
how is leon catching up to bro with his smoker's lung
neat moat
real
toxic relic
huffing and pufffing after 2 blocks
neat moat
compromised
lilac quarry
how is leon catching up to bro with his smoker's lung
sacred schooner
you smoke?
toxic relic
https://tenor.com/view/dead-space-wheezer-monstruo-pulmones-dead-space-wheezer-g...
the blister on my toe that i refuse to check out
lilac quarry
you smoke?
nah not for years now
toxic relic
hmmm smells like cheese
lilac quarry
I prioritzed health and now I look like daylight escanor
sacred schooner
nah not for years now
I'd have been disapointed
toxic relic
I prioritzed health and now I look like daylight escanor
pfft
so you replaced cigs with tren and test
sacred schooner
nutty*
toxic relic
ok bro show me your sharps bin
toxic relic
humour
toxic relic
https://tenor.com/view/escanor-seven-deadly-sins-nanatsu-no-taizai-lion-sin-lion...
would easily smash
last spoke
So, out of curiosity
If someone's selling server services for B42, that's like
Not cool right?
lilac quarry
yes we're aware
toxic relic
yah
sacred schooner
So, out of curiosity
If someone's selling server services for B42, that's like
N...
at best it's suspicious
last spoke
I know yea, just sorta, yea
toxic relic
https://tenor.com/view/escanor-seven-deadly-sins-nanatsu-no-taizai-lion-sin-lion...
i cant find any ass angles of this guy
toxic relic
when escanor goes hulk does everything get bigger
sacred schooner
everything?
polar kernel
he loves his box of baja blast
last spoke
Fits? Sits.
polar kernel
hes crazy rn
polar kernel
midnight is his witching hour
lilac quarry
do you feed him chicken hearts
neat moat
witching hour?
sacred schooner
everything
neat moat
maybe we should feed leon chicken hearts
lilac quarry
have you considered feeding him a soup that makes him blind for 1 day?
polar kernel
do you feed him chicken hearts
i feed him bits and pieces of whatever i am eating
neat moat
3am and 4am lmaooo
toxic relic
what
neat moat
Early shift basically
neat moat
I somwtimes get up at those times to do stuff that I need to do
sacred schooner
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Witching_hour
is that why there's a man with a goat's head outside my window?
lilac quarry
I somwtimes get up at those times to do stuff that I need to do
gathering ingredients for blind soup?
toxic relic
I somwtimes get up at those times to do stuff that I need to do
the bakery i go to starts baking at 4am
smells good
polar kernel
gathering ingredients for blind soup?
1 day blinding soup recipe
neat moat
gathering ingredients for blind soup?
No to drive back to the pace I mostly reside in to avoid the traumatic crash that happened
sacred schooner
1 day blinding soup recipe
100% methanol
toxic relic
is that why there's a man with a goat's head outside my window?
yeah he's here for the 3am rave bro
polar kernel
i feel like that would last for more than a day
lilac quarry
No to drive back to the pace I mostly reside in to avoid the traumatic crash tha...
what traumatic crash
tell me everything
neat moat
what
lilac quarry
especially the really traumatizing parts
neat moat
oh
polar kernel
im watching civil war surely this wont be political
lilac quarry
no no
empathy isn't something you display at work smh
sympathy only
I am but an INSTRUMENT
polar kernel
no youre meant to be a soulless robot who says "sowwy"
sacred schooner
im watching civil war surely this wont be political
pew pew pew, famous actor, pew pew pew, money ain't worth shit, pew pew pew
neat moat
detatched empathy works for me
toxic relic
https://youtu.be/2a00wfUegDs?feature=shared
rave mentioned: thinking about this... π€
karmic jetty
fool shouldve monetized empathy
lilac quarry
hopefully
sacred schooner
empathy isn't something you display at work smh
meanwhile in rdr2
toxic relic
stummy fr
neat moat
its terminal
lilac quarry
last spoke
neat moat
here's the bill
polar kernel
my heart randomly gets pain and every time i think its "the one"
toxic relic
my heart randomly gets pain and every time i think its "the one"
you think or you hope bruv
neat moat
you placed your finances in a bad investment
polar kernel
think
neat moat
better luck next time
last spoke
To live is to defy that which wants me dead
neat moat
huh
toxic relic
i watched a movie where a guy tried so hard to self eliminate only to end up dying after tripping and falling off his roof while moving a new couch
neat moat
You know whats very similar to a quote I heard a while ago
toxic relic
it was fucking hilarious
thin wedge
the fearsome crack addict
sacred schooner
To live is to defy that which wants me dead
so you're gonna go and delete alligators?
lilac quarry
the fearsome crack addict
the best part was the caller described him as "male wearing all black with well defined arms"
like man you tryna smash???
last spoke
GmodRP description
neat moat
i watched a movie where a guy tried so hard to self eliminate only to end up dyi...
Heya about the one where the guy ties to kill himself so many times but as soon as he finds a reason to live he fucking dies?
funniest shit
toxic relic
well defined arms, toned body, huge cake, luscious beard
sacred schooner
the best part was the caller described him as "male wearing all black with well ...
did you figure what he was on?
thin wedge
like man you tryna smash???
probably
toxic relic
Heya about the one where the guy ties to kill himself so many times but as soon ...
are we thinking of the same movie
rotting in the sun?
thin wedge
Knock him out so we can get a peak
neat moat
no
last spoke
"I can't see his eyes, but yet I know of their deep, rich brown hue that glows golden in the right light"
neat moat
it was a video
thin wedge
neat moat
darkmatter2525
toxic relic
i dont
neat moat
You dont feel much of anything to ya
toxic relic
not really
neat moat
lilac quarry
dawn jewel
why isn't sdiybt not as popular as sybau
Sybau n sdiybtπ
toxic relic
thin wedge
lilac quarry
Sybau n sdiybtπ
ok bill alt
dawn jewel
AHAHAHA
dawn jewel
Chill bill
sacred schooner
Bill is cosplaying as a woman now?
dawn jewel
toxic relic
lilac quarry
Bill is cosplaying as a woman now?
when was he not
neat moat
everyone out here tryin to be bill while I just wanna kill bill
sacred schooner
maybe he is
dawn jewel
Im almost finished with breaking bad
lilac quarry
sybau
toxic relic
everyone out here tryin to be bill while I just wanna kill bill
bill gonna be working in a lab making sugar+ to get america even more hooked
dawn jewel
toxic relic
all the good scientists get poached by corpo eventually
lilac quarry
was that used in the right context
thin wedge
was he passed out like this tho
lilac quarry
can someone consult the dictionary
sacred schooner
bill gonna be working in a lab making sugar+ to get america even more hooked
add meth to chocolate
dawn jewel
No old man
lilac quarry
aren't you older than me
toxic relic
was he passed out like this tho
i respect this
dawn jewel
Get ur linguistics on
lilac quarry
toxic relic
dude's chilling
dawn jewel
What am i?
dawn jewel
How old are u
toxic relic
old enough to be with your dad
neat moat
all the good scientists get poached by corpo eventually
whats this mean
lilac quarry
this is like bill asking me asl
young kelp
chat, what should I get for lunch
toxic relic
whats this mean
it means what it says
sacred schooner
fart in a can
thin wedge
worms
thin wedge
toxic relic
whats this mean
all the promising scientists get poached to work for corpo and all the good mathematicians work on wallstreet or data analysis
toxic relic
Quiet old man you are around the age of my dad
your dad was around dis how about that
lmao gottem
sacred schooner
all the promising scientists get poached to work for corpo and all the good math...
invest in NFT bro
oblique stream
My dads a bit older
If fartass is fossil, then your dad had already became fuel
toxic relic
i am an old man
sacred schooner
nvm it's meme coins now
young kelp
tf are meme coins
neat moat
all the promising scientists get poached to work for corpo and all the good math...
Damn. So then is the stereotype that scientists have no spines is true or something
toxic relic
uh ig
young kelp
are we back with doge coins again
oblique stream
i am an old man
Do you still remember the rules of the early web
toxic relic
yes
oblique stream
No real names, photos, anything about yourself
sacred schooner
are we back with doge coins again
yes, seriously
oblique stream
Now look at the net now 
toxic relic
Now look at the net now <:frog:941116125272477726>
ik bruv its crazy
dawn jewel
If fartass is fossil, then your dad had already became fuel
If ur left nutsack got dipped in cornstarch then your right one became a hushpuppy
πΏπ
sacred schooner
well, I dunno about the doge coin specifically, but I know of a few others
lyric galleon
gok is this true
harsh vault
hai chat
neat moat
merry no goon in jen
lyric galleon
welcome back alive
neat moat
evil ghoti*
dawn jewel
No goon, only paina nd suffering
lyric galleon
@thin wedge is this real
neat moat
actually
neat moat
evil gurt
dawn jewel
young kelp
a single dogecoin is like 25% of a dollar in my country
harsh vault
No goon, only paina nd suffering
always goon
polar kernel
hate when people tell me theyre trying to have a baby like dude i dont need to know ur rawdoggin it
neat moat
no
harsh vault
yes
thin wedge
<@628730056503590912> is this real
you aren't even real
neat moat
Me and this lamppost are trying to start a family
harsh vault
Me and this lamppost are trying to start a family
are you drunk
lyric galleon
damn this bot sucks metal ass
polar kernel
just have a child by accident like every other couple these days sheesh
sacred schooner
a single dogecoin is like 25% of a dollar in my country
people trying to jumpstart currencies without any of the backings of a normal currency
thin wedge
generational trauma
toxic relic
just have a child by accident like every other couple these days sheesh
just like you? 
speaking from experience
harsh vault
mean
toxic relic
ok child
harsh vault
i am NOT a child
toxic relic
neat moat
fetus
harsh vault
no im not!
neat moat
ff
toxic relic
you are bruv
neat moat
forever
fetus
harsh vault
nuh uh
sacred schooner
i am NOT a child
the proper response is ok boomer
toxic relic
the proper response is ok boomer
harsh vault
ewww
sacred schooner
toxic relic
boomer? i hardly-
harsh vault
boomer? i hardly-
finish it
sacred schooner
Gurt get on with it
neat moat
its funny cus zo never does that joke anymore lmao
neat moat
the dementia is setting in
toxic relic
few hours ago
polar kernel
just like you? <:eyebrowraise:1040874627544649728>
yes exactly
karmic jetty
sacred schooner
<a:rolley:1369679707297288252>
last spoke
Fun fact
The perfect artificial sweetener exists
Literally zero calorie sugar
However, it's impossible to practically produce
karmic jetty
Fun fact
The perfect artificial sweetener exists
Literally zero calorie sugar
Ho...
wdym its right here
last spoke
wdym its right here
Hey, you're not artificial
toxic relic
ive been really getting into japanese djs
karmic jetty
ive been really getting into japanese djs
karmic jetty
human music
split bane
Fun fact
The perfect artificial sweetener exists
Literally zero calorie sugar
Ho...
it's because sucrose, the main sugar we eat with stuff is a chiral molecule, meaning it has a specific shape. if you mirror it, it's structure is different. you taste buds can still taste it, but you can't digest it, meaning it would taste exactly like real sugar with no calories. saddly it is impossible to produce in any meaningful amount
karmic jetty
toxic relic
https://www.youtube.com/live/WvyvwlowHWM?si=7d_BygSxB_oB8hvv
listening now π
the top comment is funny
"bro could mix oil and water"
toxic relic
human music
young kelp
it's because sucrose, the main sugar we eat with stuff is a chiral molecule, mea...
The rich people be hoarding those shit
thats why there isn't a lot to go by
split bane
no like it's impossible to make more than a couple molecules at a time
neat moat
youre just not trying hard enough
toxic relic
what if i want the calories
split bane
if you produce it chemically, you get a random assortment of chiralities. nature only produces one chirality using enzymes, but those enzymes are also chiral, just pushing the problem further up
thin wedge
what if i want the calories
bro wants to shit
last spoke
what if i want the calories
Drink olive oil
toxic relic
bro wants to shit
its my passion
neat moat
blah blah blah sciencey sciencey siencey, lazy!
toxic relic
ok
thin wedge
that ain't horrible
thin wedge
split bane
just eat haribo sugar free gummy bears
but imagine sugar expensive gummy bears
subtle shoal
yo π£οΈ my working hours are from 7 Am - 10 pm utc+2 time
neat moat
wait if your body cant digest it where does it go, do you just excreet it? Does it go into the environment?
toxic relic
"go into the environment"
subtle shoal
Pigs are awesome animals dude
neat moat
what stink
karmic jetty
what a fish would say
subtle shoal
They just chill and stuff
thin wedge
what a fish would say
like a true bottom feeder
last spoke
wait if your body cant digest it where does it go, do you just excreet it? Does ...
It just goes through
neat moat
It might have potential repercussions if we produce it in high enough quantities and it just builds up in the enviroment
You could say
toxic relic
builds up in the environment
toxic relic
its not plastic dude
toxic relic
https://tenor.com/view/bottom-feeder-gif-9528049746818587610
holy shit
last spoke
It's still an organic substance
toxic relic
a literal ass eater
last spoke
The human body just isn't equipped to break it down
thin wedge
fr
neat moat
booty muncher
toxic relic
thats me fr
subtle shoal
https://tenor.com/view/bottom-feeder-gif-9528049746818587610
that fish is freaky, what a freaked
toxic relic
subtle shoal
english man after his twink-death
toxic relic
twink death is stupid
subtle shoal
twink death is stupid
it absolutely isnt and is a real issue
neat moat
its only as real as much as you want to belive in it
toxic relic
i hate it
neat moat
real
toxic relic
i hate the association of "youthful" traits with attractiveness in general tbh
just means you'll age up and end up feeling like you arent good looking
young kelp
tf is twink death
toxic relic
its twinks getting older
neat moat
Its similar to how woman lose value as they get older
onyx igloo
i hate the association of "youthful" traits with attractiveness in general tbh
reminds me of how older celebs try to get plastic surgery and look young again
toxic relic
real
onyx igloo
getting old isnt a bad thing
neat moat
cus they arent youthful
toxic relic
people need to hop on bear culture
onyx igloo
hell its happening to everyone why tf should you care
toxic relic
shit was so ahead of the times even now
onyx igloo
look natural
young kelp
what'd be the opposite of a bear
toxic relic
a twink
onyx igloo
a hare
karmic jetty
bull
onyx igloo
what about a hare
karmic jetty
always knew echo is a bull
young kelp
a gymrat is what
toxic relic
theyre big like bears but gymbro
onyx igloo
is that a thing
karmic jetty
sounds tupid
onyx igloo
a fly flew up my nose and irritated it for ten mins
thin wedge
the alpha
toxic relic
bear cub or otter is like bear lite
onyx igloo
a fly flew up my nose and irritated it for ten mins
fuck you stupid fly
thin wedge
young kelp
a fly flew up my nose and irritated it for ten mins
why tf did you let that fly stay up there for 10 mins
how did it even get in
toxic relic
experiencing struggle is human
onyx igloo
why tf did you let that fly stay up there for 10 mins
he flew up there man
young kelp
your nose hairs should've kept it out
onyx igloo
experiencing struggle is human
so is that why celebrities seem so alien
toxic relic
is that a thing
thin wedge
twunk
neat moat
so twink is just... some guy?
young kelp
where the Chonk at
toxic relic
is gettting outta hand
these terms existed before your parents were born
neat moat
where the Chonk at
hes asleep rn
onyx igloo
me looking at any piece of old technology tickles my brain
chrome jetty
piss
karmic jetty
pek drank the tupid juice
onyx igloo
crt tv?
I like box yes
toxic relic
so twink is just... some guy?
"A twink is a guy whoβs young (or just young-looking) and also slim. Theyβre petite, have low-body fat, and lack body hair."
charred lion
pek drank the tupid juice
i drank the thank you juice
onyx igloo
old radio?
cool old radio
harsh vault
@oblique stream my guns ready for interchange
charred lion
the more likely it is to kill you, the better the car
young kelp
is it legal to have a car with the same wheels as a tank?
charred lion
where is that from
tarkov probably
onyx igloo
the more likely it is to kill you, the better the car
If im gonna die let me die in my favorite piece of machinery
Bury me in my vehicle
Or
charred lion
v12 uaz
charred lion
goes to the junkyard pre-crushed
onyx igloo
i change my mind
charred lion
i specifically said the car gets recycled
onyx igloo
DO NOT WASTE THE CAR YOU BLITHERING IDIOT
charred lion
not wasted
onyx igloo
DO NOT DESTROY IT
charred lion
do not redeem it
onyx igloo
OR I WILL HAUNT YOU AND THROW YOUR FINE CHINA ON THE FLOOR
polar kernel
<@522410419361415198> my guns ready for interchange
whatcha got there
charred lion
whatcha got there
a smoothie
harsh vault
silly guns
polar kernel
fuck it 8 tubes
charred lion
FUCK YOUR GOOD PLATEWARE
WHAT ABOUT MY DECENT KOREA
polar kernel
why bring 2 batteries when i can bring two sets of nvgs
harsh vault
fuck it 8 tubes
how old is this image
polar kernel
2 days
harsh vault
damn
charred lion
why bring 2 batteries when i can bring two sets of nvgs
bring spare batteries to suckle on when you get tired
onyx igloo
dumbass
polar kernel
lifeless eyes
onyx igloo
dumbass car
dawn jewel
<@736094674355355688> you're welcome
WHYYY
onyx igloo
@dawn jewel No
dawn jewel
<@736094674355355688> No
Ur face
toxic relic
if your face was burned off would you get prosthetics or just rock it
i fuck with the mangled skin skeleton face
frosty tulip
if your face was burned off would you get prosthetics or just rock it
commit to it, call everybody smoothskin like some ghoul in fallout
onyx igloo
if your face was burned off would you get prosthetics or just rock it
I would leave it so I could skull react people irl
Just be like
toxic relic
commit to it, call everybody smoothskin like some ghoul in fallout
hell yeah brother
haunt some local town until they agree to give you food and shit if you stay in the woods
"weekly offerings to the god of death"
onyx igloo
twoface
onyx igloo
can you combo a burnt suit with the mangled face
frosty tulip
imagine having to commit to the two-face bit but you just have the worst coin luck ever
onyx igloo
imagine having to commit to the two-face bit but you just have the worst coin lu...
"Oh uhh, it landed on the floor you get shot in the face"
frosty tulip
just get a coin where both sides are the same
or just fuck commiting to the bit and just play the part like a D&D nerd instead.
"If I roll a natural 20, I get to kill you random guy"
polar kernel
onyx igloo
my brain is off but my conscious is on
polar kernel
what
toxic relic
why did you delete that
frosty tulip
cause he lost the coin toss
onyx igloo
who deleted what
polar kernel
it was all faded like it didnt send
toxic relic
no country for old men
toxic relic
it was all faded like it didnt send
it sent
polar kernel
i genuinely just thought it got bugged lmao
onyx igloo
is that a good movie
polar kernel
yes
onyx igloo
will watch
frosty tulip
danggg
polar kernel
any film based on cormac mccarthy books are peak
the road is easily my favorite movie :)
my girlfriend is a huge cinephile and somehow had never seen the road so i enlightened her
loud pumice
Me ripping the net off those naughty oranges
polar kernel
shes a big tarantino fan tho
polar kernel
Me ripping the net off those naughty oranges
why oranges got them slutty ass fishnets tho fr
loud pumice
why oranges got them slutty ass fishnets tho fr
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polar kernel
she says the campy and over the top cinematography scratches an itch in her brain
idk man i dont ask questions
onyx igloo
i should probably do normal human things and sleep
frosty tulip
the whole point to being a cinephile is never actually even watching the movies you rave about all the time
toxic relic
gregg araki even
toxic relic
the whole point to being a cinephile is never actually even watching the movies ...
bruh
i hate that
frosty tulip
i hate that
top of their best films list is something like Citizen Kane
karmic jetty
dont be cinephobic
frosty tulip
but they've never watched it
toxic relic
top of their best films list is something like Citizen Kane
my top film on letterboxd is the og transformers movie
the 1986 animated one
toxic relic
real
frosty tulip
I don't know why I like it
polar kernel
my guilty pleasure is legit paul blart mall cop
this is so fucking real
frosty tulip
I guess its sort of cause so many damn action movies, the main dude always has to be some ex special forces or some shit
just gimmie a mall cop
frosty tulip
god, first on my list is probably Hot Fuzz.
toxic relic
is the fantastic 4 movie worth watching even
frosty tulip
havent watched it
never been that into superheroes
the new superman movie was suprisingly good tho
toxic relic
ah fair mate
frosty tulip
the guy who played lex luthor was so good in it
cant believe they got jeff bezos to reprise his role
polar kernel
supergirl....
frosty tulip
what a guy
polar kernel
mmmf
toxic relic
i dont like nicholas hoult
karmic jetty
is so peak
polar kernel
nothing like an alcoholic crashout who could punch me so hard my chest turns finer than talcum powder
frosty tulip
dude everyone in my fucking cinema went apeshit the moment peacemaker had his cameo
karmic jetty
cant wait for episode 2
loud pumice
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Hello cat boy
toxic relic
yeah im not gonna watch the fantastic 4 movie
neat moat
neat moat
Hello cat boy
cat creature*
young kelp
chat, should I try to 100% Hollow knight
except steel soul
I'm too much of a skill issue for that
warm atlas
Torture for not using tiktok is crazyπ
deft crest
tall glen
I watched the new episode of peacemaker
and honestly I never realized that this show
I mean, didnt The Boys do all this already
twin bear
The boys kinda mid tbh
warm atlas
Today's topic, SYBAU and the SYBDIT
Not tsπ
frosty tulip
The boys kinda mid tbh
I think season 1 was much better than the other seasons
but as I always say, never read the comics.
I made that mistake
karmic jetty
s1 was very different i like it
frosty tulip
I'm just amazed that the show even came to exist tbh. The source material is wild
Can't believe some film execs thought "ye, why not"
karmic jetty
the source is doodoo
karmic jetty
crossed
frosty tulip
literally by the exact same guy
tall glen
There are some pretty cool comic inspired hero novels out there
not the cliche kind, the kind that twist the genre
frosty tulip
Ennis just has the pathological need to shove as much cringe edgy shit into his comics
frosty tulip
I'd say Ennis can make good concepts for stories
then he just tanks the whole thing with edgy shit
toxic relic
reading reviews so funny
tall glen
you think its a young adult book, first chapter, baddy is incinerating babies
and your like, oh its like this is it
frosty tulip
you think its a young adult book, first chapter, baddy is incinerating babies
I don't despise stuff like that in stories, it's just when it comes to Ennis, it's just all the time in his comics
tall glen
when did ennis write the boys
rain mango
goddang reddit commentors are obnoxious
tall glen
cant decide it ennis copied sanderson or sanderson copied ennis
frosty tulip
copied how?
tall glen
a universe where the heroes are assholes, and someone needs to kill them
frosty tulip
eh I don't know if either of them made up that as a concept though. That's probably been a thing for years before.
Like you got superman, what if he was a dickhead though? There ya go
somebodys probably did something with that ages before they did
tall glen
sandersons series, theres no heroes, cause the powers are based on aliens fucking with us, and it causes everyone with powers to go insane
like complete sociopathy, no remorse no regrets
no morals,
frosty tulip
ye I dunno, I just feel like this sort of "what if all the heroes were the bad guys" was probably done before they did their stuff.
tall glen
I shant
neat moat
The boys kinda mid tbh
WHAAAAT
frosty tulip
even when I was reading it back as a teenager, I still thought it was cringe edgy shit
and its somehow not even his worst series.
twin bear
onyx igloo
theres a movie called "the fluffer"
is it about the magical man that fluffs your pillow at night
frosty tulip
I imagine its not going on your recommended list on letterboxd then?
onyx igloo
okay
toxic relic
I imagine its not going on your recommended list on letterboxd then?
i found it from a funny letterboxd review
im a weak man, i must indulge
tacit meadow
Xp
tacit meadow
Xp
frosty tulip
you know the reviews I really can't stand?
The ones on steam where they all use the same damn template that tells you nothing about the game.
toxic relic
real
tacit meadow
The ones that disagree with your opinion?
frosty tulip
"Oh you need a nasa computer to run the game and it's 12 hours long?"
nice but you still haven't rlly told me about the game
onyx igloo
The ones on steam where they all use the same damn template that tells you nothi...
I saw a guy rate a game thumbs down and he just said "no"
he also refunded it
frosty tulip
The ones that disagree with your opinion?
nah it cool if they put effort into the review
tacit meadow
My favourite ones are the onew where someone has thousands of hours of playtime and then tells you how shit the game is
Average runescaper review
frosty tulip
I saw a guy rate a game thumbs down and he just said "no"
Those guys always have either 0.2 hrs in it or 2500 hrs
theres no inbetween
onyx igloo
He had 0.2
toxic relic
nice but you still haven't rlly told me about the game
i agree, i dont mind a funny review if its good but i would also like it to be sandwiched between something thats actually informative lol
twin bear
I just put the games name
tacit meadow
Only time i left a review/feedback on a game was on "we who are about to die"
toxic hawk
im a weak man, i must indulge
Indulgence in moderation is not weakness but a sign of self comtrol
frosty tulip
Only time i left a review/feedback on a game was on "we who are about to die"
yooo good game
twin bear
We who are about to eat food at 2am
tacit meadow
Coz the physics are jank as hell
mellow birch
Indulgence in moderation is not weakness but a sign of self comtrol
honestly I think thatβs a matter of perspective
frosty tulip
in a much better state now
tacit meadow
Yeh i saw someone playing it on yt recently, it does look a lot better admittadly
toxic hawk
In my first appearance the bat was supposed to SLAY me
But I can't be killed ! That's why they cast a phoenix to play me!
mellow birch
sometimes being a human being with desires that either need to be met, rejected, or moderated makes me feel a bit weak
tacit meadow
Ill be keen to give it another go, i had fun with the concept, just frustrated with the experience
frosty tulip
I think part of why I liked it a lot was because I want more gladiator games cause I played the shit out of Swords and Sandals when I was little
twin bear
Disgust
mellow birch
sometimes being a human being with desires that either need to be met, rejected,...
wouldnβt have it any other way, but still
tacit meadow
My feedback was basically, that i wish i could play with a less physics bound game, and instead just have a sort of arcady experience, like instead of infinite directions, just have 8
And to there credit the dev did actually get back to me with some stuff i could do in the files to make it closer to what i was saying
karmic jetty
let him cook
mellow birch
And to there credit the dev did actually get back to me with some stuff i could ...
the dev took the time to do that?
frosty tulip
ye nah, that's fair. I probably just got a high tolerance for a lot of jank.
mellow birch
thatβs pretty awesome actually
frosty tulip
the dev took the time to do that?
yeah the dev of the game is pretty active in the community
it was just him for a while
tacit meadow
Not step by step, just pointed me in the right direction, but yea, it was really good, part of why im def keen to give it another go sometime
twin bear
Never played it
tacit meadow
Its one of those games that so clearly are a passion project uno
frosty tulip
Not step by step, just pointed me in the right direction, but yea, it was really...
how long ago did you play it?
tacit meadow
O, i think it was the first release ye
frosty tulip
yeah it was hella jank then.
tacit meadow
It just popped up all over yoytube suddenly so id say it was ea
frosty tulip
still has a fair bit of jank, but it's massively improved.
twin bear
mellow birch
just looked up that game, thought you were talking about the VR gladiator one
this is one I havenβt seen yet lol
twin bear
Gorn?
mellow birch
it looks fun
tacit meadow
I had fun when it worked
twin bear
Neotech is the hardest shit to make cosplay for i swear
frosty tulip
it looks fun
it's a roguelite one. Ya die, you lose that character and gotta make a new one. But each time your dude levels up, you usually can choose a reward to benefit your current character, or invest in your next one
twin bear
Why does everything gotta be so pristine
tacit meadow
They should remove the investing ngl
mellow birch
it's a roguelite one. Ya die, you lose that character and gotta make a new one. ...
so youβre basically playing as the slave owner who sponsors the fighters?
tacit meadow
The game got so much less fun once i realised i should make a throwaway charecter before my actual charecter
frosty tulip
so youβre basically playing as the slave owner who sponsors the fighters?
no, you play as the gladiator
mellow birch
oh, neat
onyx igloo
i just remembered i used to have a big ass smurf village in this one game when i was little
i was locked in on smurf village sim
frosty tulip
They should remove the investing ngl
I don't mind it, does still need some more balancing for it, but thats been offset by how much more difficult it can be now.
You get stuck as some slave character that only has one arm
thats how you know RNG hates ya
tacit meadow
You get stuck as some slave character that only has one arm
Oh, u can lose limbs?
Thats kinda fun
tacit meadow
Ah
frosty tulip
you basically get traits for your character
positive, neutral or negative.
You start with whatever random ones that character roll got.
But, you can earn more positive traits during the playthrough if you decide to do the optional mini-boss matches.
But those can be super dangerous so its a massive risk
tacit meadow
I reached a point in the old build where i figured out, u just get a charecter put him in a bunch of easy fights invest in ur next chac
mellow birch
positive trait: a new fucking arm
tacit meadow
And then on ur next char, spawn in, find a long many v many, find a corner for urself to sprint and jump in. Walk out of first combat with maxed energy and block etc etc
mellow birch
Bro day needs to come sooner
hiding in your house like itβs day 1 in minecraft
frosty tulip
eh you can still sort of do that, but I think an issue you might run into is you might have to randomize your next character.
but if you do that, you don't get the cash bonus you invested with the previous
so you sort of have to hope you don't get some awful character
tacit meadow
Ye these traits sound like they deal with it pretty well
twin bear
I would leave but the mobs would attack me
tacit meadow
There were no bad chars in og
Everyone was pretty much the same, slave kinda sucked the most ig, but not by enough to roll past
twin bear
I could get jumped for the way i dress tbh the homophobia is real here
mellow birch
oh :c
frosty tulip
Everyone was pretty much the same, slave kinda sucked the most ig, but not by en...
Slaves not even that bad anymore.
Condemned is way worse
tacit meadow
Wait, slave was half money rigjt?
frosty tulip
yeah
frosty tulip
half fame, I think that's former soldier?
tacit meadow
Half money didnt matter too much coz u just loot people
frosty tulip
unless I'm mistaking it
tacit meadow
I cant remember
tacit meadow
His serious about his health
frosty tulip
the easiest class is probably disgraced politican
twin bear
He do be looking healthy
severe agate
Why does bro take so many vitamins
Better than having scurvy or something
frosty tulip
you just try and hide behind your personal guards and hope they dont fuck up and die.
Otherwise you in big trouble
twin bear
Better than having scurvy or something
Argghh I dug in some booty and caught the scurvy mateys
neon bramble
twin bear
I may try this game out
tacit meadow
U just walk backwards and let them kill eachother
twin bear
U just walk backwards and let them kill eachother
Halfsword moment
frosty tulip
What was his neg?
oh, politician?
mellow birch
Halfsword moment
Coward!
frosty tulip
Terrible stats
tacit meadow
Ah
frosty tulip
thats the main drawback
mellow birch
Oaf!
tacit meadow
Yeh that sounds gross
Wasnt entorage something u could just buy with fame any ways as well?
twin bear
I love the insults in halfsword
mellow birch
me too
neon bramble
ragamuffin
onyx igloo
https://tenor.com/view/todays-topic-slavery-slavery-pagalworld-gif-7346094112282...
Me finding the funny candy
frosty tulip
Wasnt entorage something u could just buy with fame any ways as well?
Yeah but politican gets it differently, politican gets entorage every fight. But with the entorage perk, you need the fight to have the entorage condition for that to happen.
twin bear
May be getting back into playing
tacit meadow
Yeah but politican gets it differently, politican gets entorage every fight. But...
Ahh okioki
Still, id rather just have 100% of my own stats then 2 meatshields
mellow birch
halberd is best weapon (other than large scythe or candle holder perhaps)
frosty tulip
blacksmtih apprentice was a shitshow
mellow birch
halberd is best weapon (other than large scythe or candle holder perhaps)
but using those to great effect is just very silly
frosty tulip
you gotta keep stealing shit off of people in spoils matches to give it to the blacksmith
twin bear
Me finding the funny candy
tacit meadow
That sounds new
frosty tulip
that came out a while back
tacit meadow
Im so confident that didnt exist when i played
twin bear
Kinda wish i didn't exist yet, or maybe I'm better off in this time period
Prolly better off
tacit meadow
Dude
twin bear
frosty tulip
Im so confident that didnt exist when i played
yeah you might have stopped playing real early on then. This was one of the first major updates I think
tacit meadow
I feel like where in one of the last decent time periods, now or never is the time to be alive
neon bramble
halberd is best weapon (other than large scythe or candle holder perhaps)
I wonder how this fares when local pvp
theoretically once another gamer is in the controls a longsword player can out-finesse it
agility is very strong in melee pvp
mellow birch
I wonder how this fares when local pvp
is that ever coming though?
neon bramble
ye
mellow birch
wait really?
neon bramble
apparently they're bringing local MP build to a convention
twin bear
Imma shit on everyone in PvP with longsword