#general_chat

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toxic relic
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gonna p2p bruv

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echo gonna have to learn how to use bittorrent irc chat

coarse totem
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how are we doing anything? pulled night shifts of +12h and get tired, still not enough to get a stable life

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why even bother to fix the internet

toxic relic
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easy way to keep people from rebelling is make em too tired

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common strat

burnt kite
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Transmit memes to your friends via spectograms

coarse totem
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just feed me a slop that makes me forget is slop and done

burnt kite
coarse totem
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when i die, i fucking die and done

burnt kite
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Hop on qbittorrent

toxic relic
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cant riot when you're working 3 jobs to eat

bronze moat
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Look at youtube. 80% of all ads are AI. Not a single person complains.

Society is 100% accepting this. Just like real ID on the internet. It’s happening. Discussing it too much tho gets into the political realm, which is a no no.

Suffice to say, it’s happening. People don’t resist anymore. Cause there is no “shot heard around the world” to cause mass panic or freak outs.

toxic relic
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i got qbit dw man

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with that custom dark mode

coarse totem
burnt kite
burnt kite
toxic relic
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its called pihole

outer timber
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Man why all this dumb shit gotta happen when it's my turn to be an adult

bronze moat
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Case in point (not political mods!)

You know how “front running” the stock market is a felony?

There’s a fiber optic line in New York City that front runs all stock trades for the entire new york stock exchange.

By the time you click “buy” on your mouse, the high speed lines read your signal, purchase the same stock, and increase the price you pay by a few cents.

They do this billions of times a day. Canada firms exposed it. Goldman Sacks admitted to it.

Because “front running” is defined as doing it physically. No law exists to make digital a crime.

No one does a thing to stop it. People don’t resist.

coarse totem
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My father sold the house he inherited from his great grandpa.
So that option is out hah.

outer timber
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I'll just go screw myself I guess

bronze moat
coarse totem
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never saw Myspace

toxic relic
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cinema

outer timber
coarse totem
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Facebook was already dated

outer timber
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Had off and on access as a kid bc we were broke and our computers sucked balls

coarse totem
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but i did access the internet as unsupervised minor ||to the titti content in newgrounds ||

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that was a good internet

burnt kite
outer timber
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That and all the flash games sites

bronze moat
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MySpace let you play music on your page, have custom intro’s, and all kinds of cool features. So you could (mostly) freely express yourself or your business how you wanted.

Was epic to log into star wars fan pages and hear MIDI music playing.

toxic relic
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the page music bro

toxic relic
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my aiming reflexes come from clicking mute on the page music

thin wedge
outer timber
bronze moat
unreal bane
coarse totem
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Kids will find their way to porn and gore one way or another

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is useless to censor everyone due the kids

toxic relic
rain mango
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"who the fuck starts a conversation like that i JUST sat down!"

outer timber
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I won't stop

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I have to restrain myself with that

coarse totem
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We were kids once, don't tell me it's wrong.

burnt kite
outer timber
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Bc the mods will ban me if I don't

coarse totem
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i know, I will tone down

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ngl i thought the rainbow names are mods or something

toxic relic
unreal bane
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They're not.

outer timber
candid patio
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I still don't know what my rainbow name means

coarse totem
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hhhm, gotcha PepeScheme

toxic relic
unreal bane
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Rainbow names are chronic shitposters professional yappers.

bronze moat
coarse totem
thin wedge
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it was alway about control

toxic relic
thin wedge
candid patio
# coarse totem LGTB

I'm not and there is no way anyone who adjusts names would have thought that I am.

toxic relic
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its for vets

outer timber
toxic relic
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nasko added it

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all the vets have holo rare names

outer timber
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Comfortable lie vs uncomfortable truth etc

coarse totem
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isba joke, I am myself non bin

coarse totem
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but not too into the discourse

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dunno

toxic relic
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real

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idk why people dont play with their toys

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materialism fr

burnt kite
young kelp
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chat, I smell burning plastic

bronze moat
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100%. Every photo you ever took? Naniac corp OWNS it. Even if taken inside your house.

100% of all data from Pokemon go is AI training data for geolocation so an AI can identify places based on photos.

Poke stations and battles were purposefully assigned to locations they needed more photos off.

So: Every pokemon go player in the world has all their data and photographs taken and used to train an AI model.

thin wedge
thin wedge
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probably all duds

toxic relic
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zomboids weighed the cards and resealed bro

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rigged

burnt kite
toxic relic
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me and your dad

bronze moat
burnt kite
outer timber
outer timber
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Shit is a plague. That's the one boomer opinion I have

thin wedge
bronze moat
outer timber
burnt kite
thin wedge
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Still a social media app

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awful

toxic relic
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discord sucks

outer timber
burnt kite
rain mango
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federal agents when i fucking shoot them

burnt kite
outer timber
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Just discord and reddit

toxic relic
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reddit

thin wedge
burnt kite
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bluedit

toxic relic
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crazy

neat moat
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crazy?

thin wedge
toxic relic
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i was crazy once

thin wedge
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finally

rain mango
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niantic AI trained to stop athe weirdest places to grab a gym fight

outer timber
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How is reddit crazy

neat moat
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They locked me in a room

toxic relic
toxic relic
outer timber
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I hardly even post anymore anyway

neat moat
toxic relic
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rats...rats make me crazy

bronze moat
toxic relic
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i should reply hypnospace outlaw

outer timber
burnt kite
toxic relic
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employment ruining everything

thin wedge
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redditor when unfunny meme about teleporting corn

neat moat
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why are dystopias so boring irl

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smh

outer timber
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Smh

thin wedge
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its so unfunny these newgen don't know

bronze moat
thin wedge
outer timber
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Reality angry

neat moat
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reality is often disappointing

outer timber
burnt kite
outer timber
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Real shit I always go into settings and turn them mf off

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Even if it takes me like 10 mins

burnt kite
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I have an extension that rejects them I think

outer timber
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I ain't accepting your advertising cookies hell no

toxic relic
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How do I know what you want? Heh, I've made a digital profile of you based on your expenses, click-throughs and other collected data...all for you, heh.

bronze moat
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2025 dystopia explained:

PEOPLE PAY MONTHLY SUBSCRIPTIONS TO USE A DOORBELL

outer timber
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Get that shit outta here

toxic relic
neat moat
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stink is milking ever ounce of this bit I see

toxic relic
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milk?

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gross bro

neat moat
outer timber
neat moat
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pilk

fair yacht
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hello friends.

toxic relic
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dairy sucks

fair yacht
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@neat moat fren!

burnt kite
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Bro

toxic relic
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real

outer timber
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Lmao

neat moat
heavy ivy
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there are other ways to build bone strength

toxic relic
thin wedge
neat moat
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by beating the shit out of them helps a little

neat moat
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Id wear them

outer timber
bronze moat
neat moat
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respectfully of course

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and they'd have to give it to me

fair yacht
neat moat
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whats doorbell

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like a door bell?

outer timber
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Or just knock

toxic relic
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why do you need a doorbell

bronze moat
toxic relic
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yeah just knock

neat moat
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to bell the door

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duh

toxic relic
outer timber
burnt kite
neat moat
bronze moat
toxic relic
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who locks their door lol

outer timber
thin wedge
outer timber
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Probably not a good idea lol

neat moat
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door had no hinges

thin wedge
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shoot the dog

outer timber
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NOT POLITICAL IS JOKE MODS

burnt kite
thin wedge
neat moat
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The dog was going for their gun

thin wedge
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HES REACHING

burnt kite
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Arf!

outer timber
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You never know who's strapped

bronze moat
# burnt kite Raspberry pico costs 5 bucks bro 🥀

I know. Just ranting lol. Cause a budget meeting I sat in on they talked about $80 BILLION being set aside just for google nest, amazon products, samsung and even maytag home appliances collecting and correlating all audio and visual data from within people’s homes.

The concern was not privacy, but who got to correlate the data, what companies got to store it, and how much it would cost for others to buy and trade it.

Maytag wants to sell to google, but google wants the data for free, for example. So a maytag / google nest deal is likely

thin wedge
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even grandpa got the strap

outer timber
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Lol

toxic relic
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indeed

burnt kite
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Slop's up

bronze moat
# outer timber Capitalism at its finest

You can see for yourself. Break open a google nest thermostat. They have microphones.

The idea is “the device can locate you based on sound”.

Then read the TOS: “any sound this device records is usable by google for any purpose”.

So yeah. Google hears you in your bedroom and records it

toxic relic
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the real gooners are the corpos and the gov

fair yacht
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OH NO the door is locked!

outer timber
toxic relic
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20 displays to see me helicopter my peanor after shower

bronze moat
outer timber
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I am NOT surprised

bronze moat
fair yacht
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TFP taking time to make hand made POis for players to go through when they just break down the door and go in a different way

burnt kite
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Might as well become schizophrenic and rip my lightbulbs out

rose kestrel
neat moat
burnt kite
bronze moat
# outer timber See this is why i keep this shit outta my house

Remember that scene in the Matrix where Neo is told that almost everyone is hopelessly reliant on the system and they will fight to protect it?

Very real aspect of human psychology. Apple admits in federal court that iphones listen to you.

No one bats an eye

neat moat
outer timber
neat moat
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of I forgot girls don't go number 2

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my bad G

bronze moat
fair yacht
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why are you evil

neat moat
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its in my nature

plush cobalt
plush cobalt
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The thermostat does not have a microphone. My apartment came with one & I'd be far more wary of that if it did

bronze moat
# outer timber Oh 100 percent agreed. I would say this is why I have an android but samshit pro...

They all do. Data is insanely profitable.

Back in 2005 we had a symposium that talked about data collection. Walmart was being sued for privacy violations, but they had such a HUGE database of customer information it did not matter.

Weird trends that make no sense made billions in profits. Example: when a city gets hit with a hurricane or tornado warning, sales of Pop Tarts QUADRUPLE. Strawberry pop tarts specifically.

No one cares about they “why”. Just that is HAPPENS. So that piece of data is profitable to know.

Now whenever a tornado warning hits, pop tarts are auto-ordered and shipped to grocery stores without any human input. Because they KNOW they will sell.

Data = profit

plush cobalt
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The why seems straightforward for that example at least

toxic relic
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data analysis

plush cobalt
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Although not so clear on why strawberry

bronze moat
toxic relic
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the harbinger of doom

neat moat
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omar being a techie will still surprise me

plush cobalt
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How

toxic relic
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nah

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he's obviously a software engineer or smth

bronze moat
neat moat
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You dont strike me as the type

plush cobalt
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I'm terminally online idt it's that surprising I'm a software dev lol

toxic relic
plush cobalt
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Well not that terminally online but still

neat moat
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I was too doesn't mean I was a techie

bronze moat
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But analytics is rarely concerned with the “why” unless that is part of the desired output

swift crag
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We should ban data.

neat moat
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Omar generate me big badonkadons

toxic relic
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he's very clearly an admin on the stack overflow/programming stack exchange forum

plush cobalt
neat moat
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omar creat funny cat video

plush cobalt
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Like I enjoy programming but I went into it for a career bc poor

bronze moat
# swift crag Wild

Walmart makes a crap ton of money off customer data and analytics. They have a data collection center that rivals google.

plush cobalt
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I was gonna do game dev, then considered linguistics (around freshman year) but picked comp sci

neat moat
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I heard that a lot of programmers are getting laid off now cus ai

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you safe?

plush cobalt
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Yeah I just recently started a position that's fairly specialized

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So hopefully

bronze moat
toxic relic
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i assume omar went into this during the big programming boom when everyone recommended comp sci for future job security

burnt kite
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Comp sci majors after the art major takes the last bed at the homeless shelter

Why is no one updooting, am I mutted? 😂

plush cobalt
toxic relic
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indeed

swift crag
bronze moat
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The “safe” people are the one’s not typically labeled as a “code monkey”.

toxic relic
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the results were...not as optimistic as we thought theyd be

plush cobalt
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If I hadn't been lucky and landed a big dev job out of college I'd probably be doing retail or smth honestly

burnt kite
plush cobalt
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No clue, probably not as saturated but still saturated

swift crag
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I was thinking about getting into programming as a job more than glad I didn’t

burnt kite
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Hawt dayhum

neat moat
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I wonder how future proof my career would be

toxic relic
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everyone needs a mechanic

neat moat
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Im not a mechanic by heart

rose kestrel
bronze moat
neat moat
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only necessity

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I mean my passion

swift crag
toxic relic
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dude no one is any job by heart

burnt kite
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No one is gonna want my ass until we get a new black plague

toxic relic
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work to live dont live to work

neat moat
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You know what I mean

bronze moat
rose kestrel
plush cobalt
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My passion is languages & I'm okay with that not being my career, despite considering it. Would've been nice but at the end of the day job is to have money to live

neat moat
toxic relic
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i wish i didnt go into the math field

neat moat
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what

thin wedge
toxic relic
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its turned my greatest passion into work

neat moat
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stink what do you wanna do other than math

plush cobalt
neat moat
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I see

toxic relic
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bro i dont wanna do anything

swift crag
toxic relic
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i just hate that i did this sometimes

plush cobalt
toxic relic
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maybe ill be a carpenter when im 70

plush cobalt
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The passion, I mean

plush cobalt
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That's a shame

toxic relic
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you start to hate the things that were enjoyable

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ik

bronze moat
plush cobalt
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I hope you can become a carpenter

toxic relic
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thanks man

neat moat
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wud

swift crag
thin wedge
toxic relic
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lol ok

rose kestrel
neat moat
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Wanting to learn 2 new languages is pretty daunting ngl

swift crag
burnt kite
# neat moat that can be arranged 🧐

Lets ban dirty nasty nuclear weapons, and consider more ethical weapons of mass-effect, like bioweapons that trigger upon consumption of salt and corrupt your DNA in real-time, turning you into a formless mass of eyes and cysts

bronze moat
# toxic relic maybe ill be a carpenter when im 70

Or just a local “handy man”.

If you can do basic home repair stuff, enjoy it, you will always find work and people will be (mostly) pleasant to you.

Fix an old ladies sink for less than her landlord would charge? Poof! Instant friend and she’ll bake you cookies too!

swift crag
plush cobalt
thin wedge
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how do you know you gonna reach 70 without heat death of thr universe

neat moat
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Idk how doable that idea would be

loud pumice
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You can't do that to meeee

swift crag
burnt kite
swift crag
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Like I can translate some really minor stuff I just need a lot more vocabulary to really say I understand it

plush cobalt
loud pumice
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Yeah it is

toxic relic
neat moat
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its a headache

burnt kite
plush cobalt
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What about a local handsy man for hire? For when you want someone to caress you and such

toxic relic
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isnt that just sex work

neat moat
plush cobalt
toxic relic
plush cobalt
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Of course if you have that little time I'd say probably best to focus on 1

neat moat
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fair enough. That will help for Spanish, but the issue is the other language has very few resources and all of the information is written in spanish

toxic relic
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growing up monolingual must be ass

bronze moat
plush cobalt
plush cobalt
swift crag
rose kestrel
swift crag
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Not sure how much dedication I would be to learning Spanish but I have at least people to talk to in Spanish…

toxic relic
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start watching shows in spanish

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subbed media for your pleasure

swift crag
toxic relic
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get some audiobooks or physical books

plush cobalt
toxic relic
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immerse yourself into the nebulous mind of another language

swift crag
toxic relic
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bruh

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what is helpful

burnt kite
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Crack

toxic relic
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cocaine fr

rose kestrel
plush cobalt
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Consuming content in your target language is certainly helpful lol, but it depends on your level & how you're do it

toxic relic
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ive only done cocaine a few times

neat moat
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are there any like helpful language programs or have they all gone to shit with ai?

toxic relic
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i dont recommend it

swift crag
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Media content for Russian is fucking next to impossible for me to decipher, slow ass brain can’t keep up with the speed they put news, shows and movies at.

neat moat
neat moat
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yeah

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lmao

fair yacht
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:D

swift crag
rose kestrel
neat moat
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why would I be a fed

swift crag
plush cobalt
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I would personally start with a basic textbook for grammar tbh, not as a linear thing to read and study bc many of them aren't great, but as a reference point. Then, language exchange as soon as I can say even the most basic sentences

neat moat
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also im not French my guy

burnt kite
toxic relic
neat moat
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you speak mandarin right maepple?

swift crag
toxic relic
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idk tbh your mind isnt a static machine

swift crag
plush cobalt
neat moat
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do you... not?

vital marten
swift crag
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I only know one word in it and it’s what they say for yes.

neat moat
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what

rose kestrel
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French Foreign Legion is not French, hence foreign

neat moat
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arent you form China?

toxic relic
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what

plush cobalt
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When learning a language, aside from grammar, what you need is exposure and interaction. Exposure can just be comprehensible input & with enough repetition it'll stick

swift crag
plush cobalt
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Which is fine

swift crag
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Wasn’t fun

neat moat
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Am I mistaking you for someone else

hoary python
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Afternoon, y'all.
I finally got around to trying this game out. As an Kentuckian myself, I am excited to see a digital representation of my Commonwealth.

swift crag
plush cobalt
toxic relic
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ask frogski to chat with you in russian

plush cobalt
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Just watching content is just that—entertainment that happens to help you pick up new stuff here and there

neat moat
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suka blyat

swift crag
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I would if I was still dedicated to learning it ngl

neat moat
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wth

vital marten
toxic relic
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hey man this is between us

tough owl
toxic relic
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shit dude

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a serbian

tough owl
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Ja

toxic relic
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crazy

swift crag
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be incredibly racist against Serbians

rose kestrel
neat moat
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crazy?- nvm

tough owl
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What abt it tho

toxic relic
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nothing

neat moat
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serbs up dudes

tough owl
thin wedge
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alway bet on nothing

toxic relic
tough owl
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A tossed coin

neat moat
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stink nationalism is crazy

toxic relic
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lol

vital marten
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This person is drunk

tough owl
toxic relic
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ik im just joke

thin wedge
neat moat
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hes just messing with you

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yeah

plush cobalt
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Serbian mentioned? Time for me to complain about the mostly arbitrary nationalist separation of pluricentric languages

toxic relic
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im a funny man

neat moat
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I dont know nore do I care much for the discourse in the balkans

rose kestrel
plush cobalt
toxic relic
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as we always are

thin wedge
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Omar was there in the 90sv

swift crag
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Doxed

toxic relic
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i find the reviews of the new war of the worlds on letterbox very amusing

neat moat
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minor inconvenience

toxic relic
toxic relic
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im too ashamed to show them

rose kestrel
plush cobalt
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This isn't really related but I think it'll be clear how my brain got here: I do movie nights with some friends and one of the suggested movies recently was Pink Flamingos because a friend had only seen that one meme clip of it & didn't know what the film actually is

toxic relic
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yooo

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john waters

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you need to watch the trinity of trash

thin wedge
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john air

toxic relic
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watch brother

plush cobalt
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I've not seen them & I'll certainly not be seeing them for movie night lol

toxic relic
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coward, but fair

plush cobalt
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At least from synopses it sounds like the point was to be as vile as possible for subversion

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Which is valid art, but idk if I care to see a full film of that

thin wedge
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he need more tartino movies

toxic relic
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its a bit more than that but yeah

plush cobalt
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The most out there thing I've seen with that group is the color of pomegranates

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And it is likely to stay that way, but maybe I'll check it out on my own someday

toxic relic
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bro has never watched a bruce la bruce film

frosty tulip
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Woah, even the Combine wouldn't go that far

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That's brutal

toxic relic
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real

plush cobalt
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Conspiracy theory brain makes me wonder if they only released it because they knew people would talk about how shit it is

thin wedge
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why yes the barefoot is necessary for the cinematic experience

frosty tulip
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I know next to nothing about the movie, but the way people are talking about it, it sounds like they were really banking on there still being quarantine or some shit so the movie was more relatable

plush cobalt
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Video call? That's just like me fr

fair yacht
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what the fuck

frosty tulip
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Such a bizarre premise for an alien invasion flick lol

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Ye let's make the whole movie a zoom call lads

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That's how we beat the aliens

thin wedge
plush cobalt
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We will win with the power of friendship and product placement

thin wedge
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ice cube more like luke warm water

rose kestrel
thin wedge
frosty tulip
toxic relic
frosty tulip
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We just give the aliens a can of pepsi

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They apologize and leave

thin wedge
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all that product placement in their space game

frosty tulip
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They making a space game?

burnt kite
neat moat
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The aliens

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they took all my robux

frosty tulip
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Ok the setting for that new space game sounds so mid

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Naughty dog ain't cookin

thin wedge
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porsche space ship

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nothing says brand new ans innovative like product placement

frosty tulip
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I actually wouldn't mind it if they took the product placement to an absurdist degree

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The main characters plot armour is the product placements

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They're about to die to the main bad guy in a cutscene, then suddenly the entire ship shakes, a pepsi rolls out from someone's luggage and they spike the can into the villains face

thin wedge
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Fr

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🗣️

frosty tulip
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Obviously the best advertisements are actually when celebrities go onto a talk show and are only there to constantly shill their new, mediocre at best alcohol brand

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Cmon pls buy my new overpriced tequila

thin wedge
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no i will not go to los pollos we know what going on there

neat moat
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wait people actually iron their clothes?

frosty tulip
neat moat
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just put the fires in the bag bro

swift crag
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Put the fries in the bag!

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Instead of the cash

frosty tulip
fair yacht
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anytime some one says put the fries in the bag i immediatley think of World of t shirts

frosty tulip
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Los Pollos Hermanos is a crystal meth fast food chain

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Clearly you didn't even read the menu

frosty tulip
fair yacht
frosty tulip
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Lyle is not one to be messed with

thin wedge
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true

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Lyle and walter jr

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both can solo

frosty tulip
neat moat
thin wedge
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how tf

fair yacht
frosty tulip
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Lmao god, naming your kid after yourself is the exact sort of shit I'd do, only because I'm super lazy and couldn't think of a name

neat moat
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gurt jr

frosty tulip
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The kids either getting my name or something insanely generic like John

tough owl
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Id name my son after my dad

frosty tulip
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I got named after a painfully boring cowboy movie

toxic relic
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my dad chose the whitest name he could

frosty tulip
toxic relic
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even worse brother

thin wedge
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John

frosty tulip
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Or Steve

thin wedge
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John shitsire

toxic relic
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its dorito xbox gamer kid name

thin wedge
#

shitjing

toxic relic
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adjacent to kevin

frosty tulip
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Kelvin

toxic relic
#

no

tough owl
#

My parents gave me a random name bcs i wasnt even planned

toxic relic
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im not saying it but it really fucks with me

tough owl
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Was also mesnt to be aborted but my mom didnt go through w it

toxic relic
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i should change it legally but i hardly use it cause its only an english name

thin wedge
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should gave you a eastern european name

toxic relic
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shrimply asian fr

thin wedge
#

like sirgay

frosty tulip
plush cobalt
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Hi I'm Jack Smith

toxic relic
neat moat
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Gregory

toxic relic
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i have a nickname that my balkan family uses and i have my real cambodian name but also an english name

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such is the life

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man of many hats

neat moat
#

I wish we could just name ourselves

toxic relic
#

real

frosty tulip
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Just imagine how fucked you'd be if you have to go meet somebody at their job and you only know their first name John

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Sir, there are 67 Johns working in this building

plush cobalt
tough owl
toxic relic
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you can legally change it but money and effort, better to just be nameless until you pick one yourself

neat moat
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I aitn paying the goverment to do that

frosty tulip
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My discord name is my legal name

plush cobalt
toxic relic
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indeed

plush cobalt
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Whether others respect it is another question but that's their issue

neat moat
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idrc that much thankfully

toxic relic
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yeah its not like your names omar

plush cobalt
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I think the child name/adult name system is pretty cool

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You're an adult now? Cool what's your name

toxic relic
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no name until you pick it

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child 1, child 2, child 3

frosty tulip
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My name is Child #74056

toxic relic
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they dont need names until they can buy things fr

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our young consumers need something relatable and fun

plush cobalt
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Rather than numbers I'd prefer a descriptor of some sort

frosty tulip
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If I had time to think of a name, I'd really strive to think of one that I'm the only guy ever that can actually pronounce it

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Just to fuck with people

toxic relic
plush cobalt
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Like maybe it's something from when they're born, or maybe they're nameless until they do something silly or notable and then they're known as Clumsy-One until adulthood because of that one time they fell over as a baby

last spoke
neat moat
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Id probably name myself fish

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no

plush cobalt
neat moat
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ghoit 🤓 👆

frosty tulip
neat moat
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who the hell needs 5 hands

toxic relic
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hey, you, incognito mode YOU

frosty tulip
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You passing up the opportunity to have 5 though?

toxic relic
frosty tulip
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Intimidate everybody with your insane high five skills

fair yacht
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Shits-On-Sidewalk

plush cobalt
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I think 5 hands without any brain changes would be difficult to control without much practice

frosty tulip
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Ngl, if I was stuck in the elder scrolls universe, I'd instantly become a skooma addict

plush cobalt
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To multi-task with the different hands anyway

frosty tulip
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Just cause the name is catchy

fair yacht
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if i was in the elder scrolls universe id instantly achieve CHIM and become god.

thin wedge
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iVan

plush cobalt
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If I were in elder scrolls I'd die probably

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I guess it depends which era

thin wedge
frosty tulip
fair yacht
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man id stay away from skyrim. i dont want to wake up to a big fucking spider in my living room

plush cobalt
neat moat
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tbh I don't even know if your brain could adjust to 5 new hands

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too much

frosty tulip
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I'd take Skyrim over Kenshi

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Fuck living in Kenshi

fair yacht
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at least in kenshi you get stronger by getting the shit kicked out of you

plush cobalt
# neat moat too much

I think you could learn to multi-task for some specific tasks but it definitely would take a while

thin wedge
#

tweaking off the scrolls

fair yacht
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actually.

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id immediatley go find Serana and vibe with her

frosty tulip
neat moat
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Idk if the brain could rewire to handle new limbs though

fair yacht
plush cobalt
toxic relic
fair yacht
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wait...

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id probably die by the time i get to where she is

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nvm

plush cobalt
fair yacht
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then id become a vampires thrall! 😭

neat moat
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Prosthetics = articulate limbs

fair yacht
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actually fuck living in elderscrolls some jackass would soul trap you and leave you on a table or something

neat moat
#

5 articulate llimestone be exact

toxic relic
#

limestone fr

frosty tulip
fair yacht
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😂

plush cobalt
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I said no brain changes but I think as long as the nervous system is hooked up to the new limbs the brain would at least be aware of them? Idk I'm not knowledgeable enough for that to be anything more than a guess

neat moat
fair yacht
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ngl

neat moat
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like cyberpunk augs

fair yacht
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most of us would go to HN territory in kenshi if it was real.

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its the safest place for humans

plush cobalt
fair yacht
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just keep your head down and pretend to like okran and ur good

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thats it

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thats all you gotta do

frosty tulip
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It depends, maybe I'd go maybe not. There's plenty of benefits but there's so many downsides

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Major one being the paranoia.

neat moat
fair yacht
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either that or id hang out in squin

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Shek mommies

frosty tulip
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All of takes is one inquisitor to think you're an agent of narko

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And you're fucked

neat moat
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or be a woman

fair yacht
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not if i burn him alive first and say hes the agent of narko

neat moat
#

real

fair yacht
#

all it takes is one person to be sent to kenshi with a gun and they win lmao

frosty tulip
#

God I wouldn't wanna hang out with the Shek Kingdom either tbh

neat moat
#

if kenshi logic holds true you should be able to solo the hn in like 2 months

frosty tulip
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Still would rather the SK over the UC if I had to choose

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Still sucks tho

fair yacht
#

UC would suck

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youd get bolted to death by an asshole Noble for no reason other than he thought it was fun

neat moat
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I kill them ever chance I get

frosty tulip
#

Smh

fair yacht
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lmao

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idk what id do if i was in kenshi

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probably die

frosty tulip
#

I'd say either way you're so fucked in SK or UC

fair yacht
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ill take my chances with the HN

frosty tulip
#

People keep talking about how the SK is close to collapsing, so is the UC lol

fair yacht
#

if you start taking out nobles people start starving in UC so ya

neat moat
fair yacht
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HN forget about it. once the inquisitors fall the fog men start taking over

neat moat
#

Theyll krill you

fair yacht
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not if i do what im told

frosty tulip
#

It's not just that, they're headed for collapse, their mass serfdom/slavery system isn't at all sustainable

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Their territories have a massive amount of bandit groups and resistance movements

fair yacht
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The HN would kill my pet bone dog and then id become john wick

frosty tulip
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They ain't in for a good time

fair yacht
frosty tulip
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Skimmers ain't as bad as that time I was just shopping in Catun and an Elder Beak Thing showed up

toxic relic
frosty tulip
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Every guard in the city was either dead or crippled

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It was fucked

fair yacht
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that reminds me

toxic relic
#

id rather chill with the shek than be in HN

fair yacht
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i should find a elder beak thing and let it loose in stack

frosty tulip
#

Immediately burned alive since they found your phone in your pocket

marsh oracle
#

when is paws getting released

neat moat
#

the what

heavy ivy
#

the movie

neat moat
#

moobie

candid patio
#

i followed a workout video today for elderly and obese people and it was really difficult lol

icy vigil
marsh oracle
#

banneddddd!!!!!

neat moat
#

WHAT ARE PAWS??

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😭

heavy ivy
#

chat i'm having fun in deadlock its a fucking moba this isnt supposed to happen

neat moat
#

ivy has been compromised

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look at the pretty flowers

heavy ivy
#

TERRIFYING SIGHT

candid patio
#

its 9 pm and I worked today and i did a bunch of chores, and i already walked the dogs, and I just exercised for 30 minutes.

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I'm such an adult

onyx igloo
#

i cleaned a bit of my house

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im cool

candid patio
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hell yeah

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you rock

marsh oracle
marsh oracle
neat moat
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ohhh

onyx igloo
marsh oracle
marsh oracle
#

/j

marsh oracle
candid patio
onyx igloo
marsh oracle
candid patio
#

imagine how many thousands of humans throughout history have set their house on fire?

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maybe even millions!

rain mango
marsh oracle
candid patio
#

oh i thought it was cute

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also you should seek immediate medical attention.

onyx igloo
#

me when they take my home defense weapons away
(20 illegal firearms)

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confusing my fbi agent with this one

candid patio
#

are you okay?

marsh oracle
marsh oracle
candid patio
#

okay good

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i prefer neutrobole

marsh oracle
candid patio
# marsh oracle what's that

a word I just made up.
instead of hyperbole... your bole is neutral... so like... speech that is plain and boring?

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it was a bad joke

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don't worry about it

marsh oracle
#

so basically no exaggeration?

toxic relic
#

todd howard self insert

neat moat
#

Jesus fucking crist you're right

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lamooo

rain mango
#

meow

polar kernel
#

oh my god that is him lmfao

heavy ivy
#

oh god oh fuck i cant unsee that

toxic relic
#

lmao

last spoke
polar kernel
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ill never live this down will i

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she called me it when we were at the bar with my friends and now they all say it too.

last spoke
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N'aww ScarfWaow

rain mango
sacred schooner
karmic jetty
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awokening

sacred schooner
heavy ivy
#

the sleeper

sacred schooner
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just got home from w*rk

karmic jetty
sacred schooner
karmic jetty
#

condolences xal

rain mango
karmic jetty
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retail kills thy soul

sacred schooner
karmic jetty
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mmmmmmmhhhhhh crack

polar kernel
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this index isnt helpful at all :(

rain mango
toxic relic
thin wedge
neat moat
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zozo going to the store to buy their medicine

karmic jetty
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i just finished my cup noodles

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rotmaxxing

thin wedge
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Zeel gonna have high blood pressure

karmic jetty
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more kcd2 after this

karmic jetty
karmic jetty
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who would win one heinrich boy in full plate armour vs a group of peasants wielding a cudgel

karmic jetty
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no the pistole SUCKS

sacred schooner
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no one can beat the power of glock

karmic jetty
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glock more liek [redacted]

thin wedge
karmic jetty
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WHAT

karmic jetty
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erm CatUhm

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almost all the jojos are straight

thin wedge
toxic relic
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jojo fans

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copium fr

karmic jetty
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wha

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nah nah nah i got the receives

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recepts

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receipts

rain mango
karmic jetty
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i finished the kurtis vid

thin wedge
karmic jetty
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wtf is that serber bill

thin wedge
#

facebook

karmic jetty
#

lmaoo

frosty tulip
#

purely because I'm too lazy to get other platforms

toxic relic
#

its facebook dating server brother, the best server on discord

frosty tulip
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the only thing I've done with facebook is watching my mate stream weird deals on facebook marketplace

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Like that one absolute legend that was giving away free bricks

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what a lad

karmic jetty
frosty tulip
karmic jetty
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i gotta learn how to find the poles bruh

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does sun set west or east

frosty tulip
#

it sets Weast

toxic relic
karmic jetty
#

wdym

toxic relic
#

the sun rises and sets in a different position depending on season and lateral hemisphere

karmic jetty
#

chat is this real

toxic relic
#

northern hemisphere its northeast rise and northwest set in summer

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opposite in winter [southeast and southwest]

karmic jetty
#

i cant tell if ur yanking my pizzle

toxic relic
#

im genuine

karmic jetty
#

then how do i find north

frosty tulip
#

walk north

toxic relic
#

where is the game set

karmic jetty
#

i tried yesterday but i keep going east

toxic relic
#

i assume game is set in europe?

karmic jetty
#

bohemia

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czech

frosty tulip
#

wat game are we even talking about

toxic relic
#

if so, then it rise in the east and set in the west

frosty tulip
#

I'm so lost

toxic relic
#

for summer

karmic jetty
#

kcd2 !!!!

frosty tulip
#

ah

sacred schooner
karmic jetty
#

am playing hardcore so no map

toxic relic
#

rise in east and set in west brother

karmic jetty
#

so if i have the sun on my left then im going north

thin wedge
frosty tulip
#

there ya go

thin wedge
karmic jetty
toxic relic
thin wedge
shell walrus
#

Howdy y'all, i wanted to ask if anyone got an approximate date of release for build 42 multiplayer? I know nothing if the devs said anything relevant as to when will this happen, last devblog was on dec 2024

thin wedge
#

Dev too busy with silksong

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Delayed

karmic jetty
#

u mean rising

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like deez

toxic relic
#

no

frosty tulip
#

the silksong release is a lie, they're actually instead going to shadowdrop half life 3 on that day instead

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trust me bro

karmic jetty
#

thatdoesntmakeanysense

frosty tulip
#

its a switcheroo

toxic relic
#

sun on left is west

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east is right

karmic jetty
#

oh

toxic relic
#

if its on the western side its setting

karmic jetty
toxic relic
#

eastern side its rising

strange beacon
#

good gracious ass is bodacious

karmic jetty
#

this is getting too clampicated

thin wedge
last spoke
toxic relic
#

the sun only rises and sets due east and west on the days of the solstice and equinox respectively, however if its on the eastern or western side you're fine

karmic jetty
last spoke
#

Okay so where was the sun a couple of hours ago?

neat moat
#

zozo gives off a sickly Victorian child

karmic jetty
#

ated it

thin wedge
#

is he tupid

toxic relic
neat moat
#

zozo do you wish to see the sunset one last time?

thin wedge
#

doesn't know where the sun rises and set

karmic jetty
toxic relic
karmic jetty
#

shadow is on the left

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so sun is on the right

neat moat
#

what did I miss here

karmic jetty
#

is currently 8am

thin wedge
#

yeah but on sunrise

toxic relic
#

sun rise on the east, right side, so keep the sun on your right

thin wedge
karmic jetty
#

meaning the sun is east

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so thats why i keep getting lost

toxic relic
#

keep it east and shadow perpendicular to you so you know you're going north

neat moat
#

east and west are easy to spot but north and south are nearly impossible to figure out on your won

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(no tools)

last spoke
#

If you know where east is, you know where every direction is

karmic jetty
#

my bren is enlarging

neat moat
#

I wouldn't say so

karmic jetty
amber junco
#

if the east is on your right then just go forward

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and you get norht

toxic relic
#

if it was nearly impossible then no one would be able to steer a ship before gps

neat moat
#

they used stars

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tupid

frosty tulip
#

boom, case closed

toxic relic
#

bruh

sacred schooner
neat moat
#

the sun is a star