general_chat

[toxic relic]

im not just a pirate

im a "github download a tool" searat

[low tangle]

I have never felt so conflicted about either loving or hating an image in my life.

[subtle shoal]

how russian mfs look at you when you don't want to watch gore and play csgo all day

[low tangle]

Wdym, it was a brilliant idea to make a movie like that, absolutely terrible movies like WOTW (2025) only come out once every like- decade.

This is a cultural event.

[subtle shoal]

A one to be celebrated

[low tangle]

Gen X/millennials had Sharknado, we got- this…

[subtle shoal]

Thinking about it Covid was such a wild time

And it ended so quietly

[twin bear]

Someone here got covid

Weak

Gurt fr

Needs to teach covid a lesson

[toxic relic]

im so cracked

the hard way is the most fulfilling way

[subtle shoal]

I had covid but it was so weak

Baby shit fr

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/its-all-in-the-gaming-chair-gaming-chair-skill-issue-360-no-scope-no-scope-gif-10989045114822148150

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/piracy-gif-27493288

[subtle shoal]

Gaming chairs suck

Fuck em

[icy vigil]

gaming chairs killed my parents

[toxic relic]

office chairs

[twin bear]

Me when vintage story

Why yes i do have an account

[subtle shoal]

all roads lead to ToS

[toxic relic]

i read them

its a whole game itself

[subtle shoal]

istg you could find some crazy shit in them

[toxic relic]

indeed

[subtle shoal]

"by agreeing to ToS you forfeit all your rights to sue, criticize, complain and/or cry about our holy game"

[rain mango]

by agreeing to tos you confirm that you are a fat smelly noob and im a smart cool pro and better

[low tangle]

“Oops, you didn’t read line 626, section 12? Guess your organs are now legally forfeited to us, sucks to suck I guess.”

[subtle shoal]

Heavy skill issue

[tall glen]

pill issue

[toxic relic]

when are terms and conditions gonna be written by chatgpt

-- illegal distribution is not allowed blah blah blah

[subtle shoal]

Today

[modest lynx]

they already may be

[toxic relic]

-if you need any help or touch ups let me know :)

[toxic relic]

probably lol

i dread the day the legal jargon is further tainted by emdashes

[subtle shoal]

Chatgpt is pretty self aware

[toxic relic]

its not self aware

it was just told to write like that

you can make chatgpt your smut fanfiction boyfriend if you just prompt it too, but that doesnt make it alive

[subtle shoal]

yeah you're right

[twin bear]

4 bucks btw

[subtle shoal]

That shit looks moldy

[tall glen]

any cool mods this week

[twin bear]

Dis wut i get for 2.49

[tall glen]

thats shits a scam

get a food dehudrator and make your own

[twin bear]

I ain't got the $ for that

[subtle shoal]

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3554570236

[nimble trail]

4$ for beef jerky is like spending 5$ for beef jerky

[white obsidian]

I have discovered that using the small text format gets you automodded

[lyric galleon]

what does gear mean

[twin bear]

What is this

Modded doom?

[subtle shoal]

brazilian drug dealer 3: I opened a portal in the favela trying to revive mit aia I need to close it

full game name

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/billandted-friday-weekend-lunch-gif-18266093

Hustling

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3554864846

Someone hop on gmod

[subtle shoal]

js play arma

[twin bear]

Arma 2 is dead

And 3 takes up too much space

[pale berry]

Can confirm

[harsh vault]

reforger?

[twin bear]

Bro reforger is ass compared to 3 tbf

[rain mango]

Just finished reading all 96 chapters of school bus graveyard

[twin bear]

Tmrw u wanna test ur addon is it in the playable stage yet

[rain mango]

Also i recommend “beneath the trees where nobody sees” if u like horror

[pale berry]

No I uninstalled gmod so I could play arma 3

[twin bear]

Pure drip

[pale berry]

I do wanna try making arma 3 mods someday

[twin bear]

Bro rly did confirm arma 3 is massive

[pale berry]

Oh yeah chat

I've been thinking of making a VHS zombie horror thing

The horror will be moreso how believable I'm gonna try to make it

They won't be zombies they'll be people infected with a ancient prion disease that makes them horrifically violent

And allows the brain compete control over the mind

[sleek musk]

good morning

[pale berry]

Bad morning to you

[sleek musk]

thanks

[pale berry]

Okay now I feel bad

I was trying to joke but now I feel bad sorry

[sleek musk]

hold on lets get even

fuck you

[pale berry]

Gasp

[rain mango]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/190050920376041472/1407847042348355746/image0.gif

[sleek musk]

now you don't have to feel bad you feel me?

cause i swore at you

[pale berry]

I see

[pale berry]

@twin bear

[subtle shoal]

ai generated ads

its so over

[twin bear]

I prefer this over the typical zombie thing

I'm interested to see where u go with it

[pale berry]

They'll be a mix of the last of us runners and this (partially)
https://youtu.be/sB-2wPaRHDQ?si=HhRhPIL4NHR-ln6f

[twin bear]

I am drawing for my manga rn and oh boy I'm suffering

[twin bear]

I hate this scene it scares me

[pale berry]

I'm gonna take partial inspiration from it

Though trust me it'll be worse

[twin bear]

Freaky ass movements

I love how some infected are choreographed

[karmic jetty]

ello chat

today ive decided to rot

we gayming

[pale berry]

@ nasko dis you?

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/ashton-hall-ashton-gta-gta-5-gta-v-gif-2349664973986874613

[pale berry]

Have a character concept for the main leader of the group the guy recording the VHS is in

[twin bear]

U drew this?

Dam bro

[pale berry]

No my partner in crime did

I wish I drew it

He's helping me with concept art

I'm doing the main animation

[toxic relic]

what game? kcd2?

[karmic jetty]

kcd2

yes

the plan is shrimple

do more quests and get better drip

and plan for romancing hans in the future

gay heinrich

[toxic relic]

good plan good plan

[karmic jetty]

actually no bi heinrich

[toxic relic]

idk what that emote is

but i approve

[karmic jetty]

hop on kcd

u gotta play man its peak

[toxic relic]

i cant i have bad diarrhoea

[karmic jetty]

weak spirit

[toxic relic]

im running to and from the skibidi man its cracked

weak spirit frail body wounded mind

glhf tho

[karmic jetty]

hardcore mode is so pog dood

turbo immersive

i step into the woods and spent half an hour getting lost

[toxic relic]

alr alr alr will check it out when my ass stops turning inside out

[twin bear]

I barely played 2 mostly played kcd1

[toxic relic]

jake paul moment

i have made a severe error

[karmic jetty]

2 is a major improvement in every single thing from 1

[tawdry salmon]

I feel quite hungry

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/logan-paul-sorry-forgive-lapse-in-judgement-gif-22857221

[toxic relic]

is it logan or jake

[twin bear]

I loved it just runs like shit on my current setup

[tawdry salmon]

I think kcd2 deserves goty but it won’t win cuz popularity

[karmic jetty]

ehh

its my goty

but again tough competition

[toxic relic]

nah the ps5 tutorial better

[tawdry salmon]

goty is prolly gonna be expedition 33
which is still a really good game

[twin bear]

I liked the artstyle of 33

[karmic jetty]

33 is pog

not planning to play it tho

kcd2 foreva

[tawdry salmon]

the gameplay doesn’t interest me so I’m not playing it but that doesn’t mean it’s not a good game objectively lemao

[twin bear]

I'm still stuck tryna win in crusader kings

[karmic jetty]

are u winning son

[tawdry salmon]

still it’s been a wacky year for games so far

lotta goated titles coming out

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/dafloove-pox-king-crusader-kings-3-ck3-gif-4851718705281752205

[karmic jetty]

are u playing a humonculi

[tawdry salmon]

I’d play crusader kings but it’s also a paradox game

50 billion DLCs that are significantly more than the base game costs

🥀

[karmic jetty]

games but no games

[tawdry salmon]

how I feel looking at my steam library when nothing interests me

😞

[karmic jetty]

ur starting to get it

none of us has games

[twin bear]

Still tryna get this shit to work

[tawdry salmon]

Rimworld always hits the spot tho, stupidly modular game

[karmic jetty]

the box art for kcd is so cool

[twin bear]

Truly goes hard

Bought it the moment i saw it online

Had to have the disc

[karmic jetty]

i really want the artbook

[tawdry salmon]

wonder if there’s any good posters for kcd2, my wall needs a new addition

[karmic jetty]

theres ALOT

[twin bear]

I loved this game

[karmic jetty]

im private parts and reporting for doody

[tawdry salmon]

all the ones I find are hansry

😞

[karmic jetty]

ern

erm

oooo displate has a buncha cool ones

[tawdry salmon]

could you DM me how they look I’m too lazy to scour google rn

[ebon rapids]

EVERYONE PLEASE

I GOT SCRATC HED

AND IDK IF I GOT INFECTED OR NOT

[karmic jetty]

ur cooked

[ebon rapids]

the only sign is that i got pain where the scratch is (on the neck)

THATS IT AND ITS BEEN A FEW DAYS

[karmic jetty]

ur donezo

[ebon rapids]

NO IVE GOT IT ALL SET UP SO FUCKING WELL

I CLEARED ROSEWOOD

AM SETTING UP AT FIRE STATION

[karmic jetty]

count ur days

is joever

[tawdry salmon]

Instilling fear is crazy

😭

[ebon rapids]

ITS OKAY

I DONT HAVE ANY STRESS OR SICKNESS

[tawdry salmon]

ur fine unless you get queasy mate

[rain mango]

If u arent queasy in the first few hours ur fine

[ebon rapids]

thank goodness

[karmic jetty]

dont listen to them

[ebon rapids]

im okay

[karmic jetty]

they dont play zomboi trust

[rain mango]

All of these people are spreading miss info lol

[karmic jetty]

[ebon rapids]

YOU CANT GASLIGHT ME

[karmic jetty]

is theres a mister info

[ebon rapids]

i almost went insane moving the bodies from my yard

but its okay i keep them around as decoration

[karmic jetty]

in game?

was it in game

[ebon rapids]

no

[karmic jetty]

why u leaving out precious fud

[ebon rapids]

one of them was a real bleeder

he bled alot more than the rest

made a whole pool on my driveway

YUCK!

[rain mango]

I usually hang mine on hooks and drain it firdt

[ebon rapids]

i just leave them in the yard

sometimes ill plant em in the garden

like Khosrau

[ebon rapids]

wait can you put a zombie on a butcher hook?

[rain mango]

no

Are u trans btw

[ebon rapids]

unfortunate

[last spoke]

I don't play PZ so you know I'm telling the truth :3

[ebon rapids]

ME!?! i dont abide by that WOKE sstuff

[rain mango]

i dont understand

[karmic jetty]

[ebon rapids]

im a red blooded american i could NEVER be around all that WOKE garbage

[rain mango]

so you were born a girl

Or what

[karmic jetty]

why u asking this

[twin bear]

Kids ruin everything, lost my 360 copy of terraria

[rain mango]

Im curious

[ebon rapids]

i was born an american

[karmic jetty]

a bit personal innit

[rain mango]

Not really that personal

[ebon rapids]

it is

[karmic jetty]

gib me ur social security number

[rain mango]

I cant find anything out abt them from something so simple

[twin bear]

Is past ur bed time buddy

[ebon rapids]

mudvayne listener????

fire

[twin bear]

Yessir

[ebon rapids]

mudvayne go's hard

[rain mango]

Oh they are trans

[ebon rapids]

you should listen to baroness

[burnt kite]

Poopvayne

[rain mango]

I didnt notice the flag

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/mudvayne-dig-sped-up-gif-11091821897760066013

Tkaing a shiz

[ebon rapids]

me asf

[twin bear]

I am lowkey pissed rn

Fuckass nephews ruin discs i swear

[ebon rapids]

drown them

[karmic jetty]

buy more

is that shrimple

[twin bear]

I will have to

[ebon rapids]

ur one in a krillion 🦐

[twin bear]

Can't play my 360 save without it

[karmic jetty]

just play on the puter

[ebon rapids]

drown your nephews or buy more?

[twin bear]

Imma troll him next time we play so badly he'll wish he drowned

[twin bear]

Had a 200 hr world

Its for the sake of my original builds

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/fistful-of-frags-fistful-of-frags-brokeback-gif-24803241

[karmic jetty]

i cant read

[rain mango]

Brokeback mountain ahh gif

😭

[sleek musk]

mountain broke it's back and screamed gif

[subtle shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/steam-happy-steamhappy-goodnight-steamhappy-goodnight-steam-gif-5933095636549574153

[livid notch]

@toxic hawk the stage of "this boss is so cool" is gone and now I'm going feral over this

[toxic hawk]

how many deaths

[livid notch]

Lost count

[toxic hawk]

don't worry it only gets better

[rain mango]

A

Night time

G’night

[livid notch]

Can't wait for the devs to take "the dlc is too easy" way too seriously and just throw you into a pit of lava

[sleek musk]

a dream. i saw a dream. a dream that wouldnt end. i repeatedly corrected every mistake, but before i knew it, i lost count. i have died over one hundred million times type shit

[livid notch]

[sleek musk]

i'm sorry

[thin wedge]

pass the whiskey

[sleek musk]

i'm just gonna go

[burnt kite]

Piss the whiskey

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/demoman-demoman-tf2-pass-the-scrumpy-pass-demo-tf2-gif-21314588

[ebon rapids]

im gonnapiss ur whiskey

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/red-dead-redemption-2-low-honor-honor-gif-11368598778726353956

[burnt kite]

Oh the fuck did I do now!!!

[livid notch]

Ran over a chicken in rdr2

[thin wedge]

you were ungentlemen like, you are gonna lose honor

[livid notch]

So evil

[thin wedge]

nah that would get the law after em

[pale berry]

Guy who's soon to be infected

[karmic jetty]

drippy

[thin wedge]

should have chopped arm

[livid notch]

Wanted dead or alive for animal cruelty bounty 300$ 🗣️

[pale berry]

It was just a broken bone dw

The arm wasn't bitten

Though the bone may be a uh

Problem

[thin wedge]

wrong. gangerene

chop

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/dutch-van-der-linde-red-dead-redemption-2-rdr-2-freaky-gif-15202838275417955046

dutch doesn't realize the plan is already there

collect the gold bars

[livid notch]

Have some faith Arthur, one last oil up

[neon bramble]

I am a mare's leg enjoyer

either I'll get the headshot or die for my skill issue

[burnt kite]

Gotta lock in for the necrolog

[twin bear]

Kids never touching my shit again

Looked all over and if it's his parents who stole my copy imma have issues

[thin wedge]

oh hell nah rhode gunsmith diddler

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-gif-13148928981517710530

[burnt kite]

What did they steal

[frosty tulip]

Wat they steal

Lmao

[burnt kite]

Lmao

[karmic jetty]

swiper no swiping

[twin bear]

Terroria and fucking vampire rain

Both games are mia

[burnt kite]

Thats war bro

Do not let that slide

[livid notch]

Nah bill is the most gay one

[karmic jetty]

steal an equivalent value from them

[livid notch]

Literally asks for a hair pomade from Arthur

[frosty tulip]

You have to raid that kids house and steal all of his games as retribution

[twin bear]

I'll hide that fuckass gtav disc

Kid shouldn't be playing it anyway

[burnt kite]

Untrue

[frosty tulip]

Who is this kid anyway

[burnt kite]

Its peak

[frosty tulip]

A relative or something

[burnt kite]

Unless its online

I fucking hate online

[frosty tulip]

How'd they steal ur shit

[burnt kite]

I tried playing online and a hacker put my fucking levels and money in negatives

[neon bramble]

amazing

[frosty tulip]

The debt experience

[neon bramble]

does that game even have anti cheat

[thin wedge]

bill probably is lowkey

[twin bear]

Is my nephew

[burnt kite]

Probably? It hasn't been updated since it was allegedly pulled out

[thin wedge]

he got discharged for deviant

and is the only one who missed keith

[frosty tulip]

They probably have some form of anti-cheat but I really doubt it's effective at all

[thin wedge]

sus

[twin bear]

Had a box of discs and knew what every game was by heart bro thought he could catch me lackin

[frosty tulip]

Rockstar doesn't care about getting cheaters, they care about getting ppl to buy those sweet juicy shark cards

[burnt kite]

VAC is more useful by tenfolds

And that's saying something

[frosty tulip]

Baffling

[twin bear]

VAC always be warning me not to fuck around and find out

[thin wedge]

he also know the swamp guy

[frosty tulip]

Eh VAC isn't anywhere near effective that you think it is

[livid notch]

Bro's face became as bright as the sun as soon as the Dutch said geld him , waiting for the moment his entire life

[frosty tulip]

CS always had insane cheater problems

[twin bear]

I don't fw with cs anymore cuz of that

[neon bramble]

I stopped playing the game multiple times

[twin bear]

And russians be everywhere i thought it was just a meme

[burnt kite]

Look at cs2

[twin bear]

Can't even find an english NA lobby

[thin wedge]

must be pearson's cooking

got everyone fucked ujp

[neon bramble]

the shitty mics too

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/arthur-morgan-dutch-van-der-linde-red-dead-redemption2-rdr2-hug-gif-20932497

[frosty tulip]

I would be fucked if I tried to play CS in any other country lol

[neon bramble]

not as bad as the asian servers though

those are uh very mixed

[frosty tulip]

We have so many bizarre callouts here in Australia

[swift crag]

Tbf, looking at my match history it's like every 1 in 6 games one of the people get vac banned...

[twin bear]

I like game with small communities they're usually welcoming asf

[neon bramble]

cannot speak english is the least of your problems

[thin wedge]

AYOOO VBS ON THE POINTS

[frosty tulip]

People are gonna think I'm having a stroke when I tell them "one of em bought a dak dak"

That's what we call autosnipers in CS btw

[neon bramble]

I have not experienced the weird aussie callouts

[swift crag]

Wait is that only aussie?

[frosty tulip]

Yes

[swift crag]

What the fuck do other regions call it?

[neon bramble]

playing with aussies are the best case scenario in SEA though

[swift crag]

Auto?

[neon bramble]

autosniper

auto

[frosty tulip]

Autosniper

[thin wedge]

they probably have their own slurs that no one will understand.

[swift crag]

that's just bad naming smh

[thin wedge]

and you wouldn't know

[burnt kite]

Don't they just give ban patrol priviliges to anybody willing?

[neon bramble]

when everyone on your team speaks a different language

👌

[thin wedge]

HEY NO LEAKING SECRET MILITRAY DOCUMENTS HERE

[frosty tulip]

I like saying dak dak because it makes me feel like I'm some ork in 40k, talking about some gun a guardsman was using

[thin wedge]

THIS ISNT A WAR THUNDER SERVER

[swift crag]

It's something like 100 wins or 300 wins
Shrug at least used to be

[twin bear]

WAAAGGH

[frosty tulip]

You mean the overwatch system?

[burnt kite]

Whatever its called

[frosty tulip]

You get it after you hit a certain rank or some shit but it still isn't really effective

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/ork-warhammer-waaagh-gif-25817947

[frosty tulip]

So it's not much of a privilege I'd say

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/valorant-plastic-meme-plastic-rank-competitive-gif-6907074037059965774

back to plastic rank

[swift crag]

I don't play competitive games anymore in general tbh.

[frosty tulip]

Also funny how we call long doors on dust2 "bedroom"

[twin bear]

AB was the last time i got sweaty

[frosty tulip]

Seemed like nobody else does

[thin wedge]

defo aussie humor

[twin bear]

Well actually fortnite ranked was the last time i sweated

[swift crag]

I taught finnish people I played with a while back that it was bedroom lol

[thin wedge]

this is why yall eat fairy bread

[swift crag]

Aussie calls are so fucking off compared to euro ones.

[frosty tulip]

I don't even know why the fuck we call it bedroom

There has never been anything bed related in there

[thin wedge]

blame the prime minister\

if he ain't lost at sea

[twin bear]

Callouts be so strange half the time

[frosty tulip]

He faked getting lost at sea just so he could orchestrate a psyop to make our CS calls incoherent

Genius actually

God that's always gonna be the funniest Australia lore ever

One of our PMs just goes out for a swim and is gone

Insane

[twin bear]

Lmao

[swift crag]

I remember somone calling the connector bit between mid and B on dust 2 pasta.

[frosty tulip]

We've never found any remains

We have no idea what exactly happened to him lmao

But we did name a public pool after him

[twin bear]

"He's in front of me" callouts always make me feel funny

[frosty tulip]

Which seems insanely meanspirited lmao

Yoo let's name a public pool after a guy that presumably died by drowning

[twin bear]

He died in water so here swim in some dedicated to bro

[thin wedge]

hes was so embarrassed of losing his trousers like churchill

[frosty tulip]

"Everybody is a csgo pro player when they're dead" - Sun Tzu

[thin wedge]

he probably thought "welp might as well die"

https://tenor.com/view/churchill-gif-26994331

[twin bear]

He accepted his fate

[modest lynx]

Plump

[frosty tulip]

It to me just feels more wild than some leader getting assassinated tbh

"Yo we can't find our head of state"

[thin wedge]

might as well chalk it up as death

not gonna even bother finding em

tho defo one of the wildest death

[frosty tulip]

Near certainly the dude drowned

Probably got caught in a rip or some shit and drowned

Cause those kill experienced swimmers quite a bit

Just imagine being a political adversary of them though. You spend years plotting trying to undermine them so you can snake their position, then you suddenly get a call in the middle of the night "bro u promoted because he went out for a swim and nobody knows where tf he is"

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/gabagool-tony-soprano-cranston-gif-27320507

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/my-love-ones-finding-my-corpse-gif-23617408

true

[burnt kite]

XD

[thin wedge]

beats being a backpacker victim

[frosty tulip]

Damn, let's name a public pool after them, seems very respectful

[thin wedge]

i wonder if somone nearly drowned there

the layers of irony would stack

[frosty tulip]

Lmao somebody drowned in that public pool and somehow nobody finds their body

[twin bear]

Fuckass forced console update

[frosty tulip]

Imagine

[twin bear]

Cant even play waw with the Wi-Fi connected

[thin wedge]

body end up unfound cause they had to close the pool for the season

[burnt kite]

What now

[twin bear]

Skibidi doo then there were two

[toxic hawk]

We have executed the criminal that we had emprisoned for the last 7 months

[thin wedge]

it like that guy who drive his car into a river in 82 they never found the body till someone spot a car on google maps

[frosty tulip]

You kept a guy hostage for 7 months

[thin wedge]

very french

[frosty tulip]

Funny how you don't even have to say the name of the game

We all know

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/hell-tom-and-jerry-reverse-gif-14140219551418801701

[frosty tulip]

Did you at least harvest some of their organs first?

[twin bear]

Sent to hell

[burnt kite]

How do I stop him from getting sad after all of his family members die?

[twin bear]

Drugs

[frosty tulip]

Be sure to never let them eat without a table, that'll be the straw that breaks the camels back

Losing your whole family is one thing, but eating without a table? Horrifying

[twin bear]

Mfers be eating on the floor even when there's a table

[frosty tulip]

Wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/rimworld-colony-gif-4488861791786712696

[burnt kite]

Thank you for the tip Lethal Citizen

[frosty tulip]

Gotta love how psychotic Rimworld fans are forever doomed to sound like

Some random person who's never played the game hears you talking about harvesting prisoners organs and min-maxing eugenics

[twin bear]

Or sending children to war

[neon bramble]

consider augmentation

joywire and the beacon thing

[toxic hawk]

a rooster, he was being a bitch
we executed him for treason, disturbing the peace and domestic violence

[frosty tulip]

Or the various high quality skin hats

[burnt kite]

Saw someone make a post saying, that they're gonna kill their son because he's in the middle of bumfuck nowhere and can't be called to court

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/rimworld-human-leather-hat-human-leather-human-meat-rimworld-dlc-gif-10620259280202256756

[toxic hawk]

nah dawg, we legit killed him because he kept clowning around

[burnt kite]

The sub was r/crusaderkings

[twin bear]

Crusader kings do be good

[frosty tulip]

I remember this one post about somebody after one of the new expansions excitedly telling everybody about their new strategy to keep their pawns chill

[neon bramble]

it's called a pyschic harmonizer if you have royalty, turn a quad amputee prisoner into a happiness beacon to reduce revolts

[frosty tulip]

Their strategy was a literal gas chamber

I don't think they made the connection lol

[neon bramble]

ofc, removing kneecap privileges is always an option

[twin bear]

Hop on dad

[thin wedge]

tfw starve can't no tables in cdda

while having this goofy trait

[burnt kite]

I don't think that rhymes with grug

[neon bramble]

even the most benevolent players partake in some war crimes

a rare case where I am one of the less psychotic players due to my strict adherence to hospitality

[frosty tulip]

It's just so funny how Rimworld is one of the hardest games to recommend to anyone. Because you gotta find the balance between making the game sound unique and fun and making sure you don't sound psychotic

[neon bramble]

idk I've sold the game exclusively in sounding like a psychotic bastard

[twin bear]

Whats a warcrime

This is self defense bro

Hes clearly about to use the gun

[neon bramble]

plants a knife

[twin bear]

Maybe he had a toothpick

Still counts

[frosty tulip]

Your honor, he was about to use the Force to grab the gun out of my hands and kill me

[neon bramble]

should plant some drugs anyway just to be safe

[twin bear]

Fent will do the trick

[neon bramble]

your honor he was leaning too menacingly, I had to shoot him

[toxic hawk]

heh, arma 2
dayz was fun

[frosty tulip]

What do you mean plant drugs? He had an entire brick of coke hidden in his jean pockets

Totallyyy

[twin bear]

Can confirm it was there the whole time

[frosty tulip]

Both of our cams were having technical difficulties though

U know how it is

[twin bear]

Besides what happens in chernarus stays in chernarus

[frosty tulip]

Machines, unreliable am I rite

[thin wedge]

actually he had document he was gonna leak on the war thunder discord

or thug shaker central

[twin bear]

I was following orders

[thin wedge]

[twin bear]

Shrimple.

[thin wedge]

do it for the memes sir

[frosty tulip]

https://tenor.com/view/daring-today-are-we-spongebob-squidward-gif-22508233

[twin bear]

Thomas the tank engine. He kept going, why?

He was following orders. The screams echo in his mind as he rusts away in isolation

[thin wedge]

true

[toxic hawk]

YOOOOOOOOOOOO I AINT KNOW SURRENDER WITNESSING HAD THE CANT FINALE LESSGOOOO

[thin wedge]

Thomas still get the noose

[twin bear]

😭

[neon bramble]

wuh

[twin bear]

Has anyone seen the Vietnam mickey mouse shit

Lmao

[neon bramble]

its 3:00 Am and I am sloshed

[toxic hawk]

they got the canto 8 finale in the mdh pack

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/thomas-the-tank-engine-train-gif-19868284

[subtle shoal]

just cleaned my pc

[neon bramble]

oooo

o shit

time to cook grandma

[subtle shoal]

dirt grime and slop were all found

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/mickey-mouse-mickey-goofy-vietnam-soldier-gif-25646293

[thin wedge]

Mmmm grandma

your the best

[twin bear]

Bro was gonna leak the docs

Can't have that

[neon bramble]

I have started taking high HP for floor 10 just so the bosses dont die in 2 turns

[toxic hawk]

honestly it only takes time because of the non focused encounter lol

[neon bramble]

her past warcrimes have caught up to her

[toxic hawk]

the new waves loading in

[neon bramble]

I cant stack damage as hard in unfocused

[twin bear]

I almost made it out of the subway

[neon bramble]

burn has the advantage in late MDH unfocused tho

[twin bear]

They keep sending flaming mfers at me

[neon bramble]

ishmael spreading burn all around + purloined and soothe

https://tenor.com/view/ishmael-limbus-company-ego-ardor-blossom-ardor-blossom-star-gif-9776566458927676815

[toxic hawk]

burn, tremor and rupture

poise too because ts stupid lmao

[neon bramble]

casually asking her to let the voices win

I never notice poise because the base crit modifier is a piddly 150%

or was it 120%

[subtle shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/steamhappy-steamsad-steamangry-steammad-steamangy-gif-10453971517039865787

[burnt kite]

Im sorry steamhappy

[toxic hawk]

1.5 but with the right gifts you'll be first turning everything

[subtle shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/steamhappi-steam-happi-steamhappy-gif-8354529502529721939

[subtle shoal]

you better be

[thin wedge]

that ain't steamhappy that steamangry

steamhappy would NEVER do that

https://tenor.com/view/wilds-outer-outer-wilds-outerwilds-outerwilds-steam-happy-gif-9892097951867629189

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-dog-dance-dog-meme-meme-dance-gif-25552298

[half kettle]

How Wholesome!

thank you Clownade

[burnt kite]

Screw you nerd

[half kettle]

how Cruel

[harsh vault]

woah :3

[tall glen]

clown is a dorkus maximus

[burnt kite]

Shut up you geek!!!!

[tall glen]

I am currently being distracted by a fishing influencer

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7yuf4e-A4WM?feature=share

I didnt know Alabama was like this

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/congratulations-you-are-a-failure-you're-a-failure-tf2-spy-gif-6538248133317075154

Congratulations of badge of shame

[burnt kite]

The damn whirlybird got away

[twin bear]

Peak gaming before Activision went to shit

It starts with one

[neon bramble]

the MP announcer goes hard

[tall glen]

I am going to eeps

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/sleep-gif-17838646818300389894

[odd quail]

Activision was always shit.

[twin bear]

Amazing joke

[livid notch]

Actually enjoyed the first two call of duty classics, so simple and good

[twin bear]

Same

Liked the handheld versions too

Medal of honor was also the shit

https://open.spotify.com/track/4e9eGQYsOiBcftrWXwsVco?si=mTryRMVOSWqX4YuDkzbnRQ

[burnt kite]

There was cod 1 on nokia ngage

[twin bear]

I had a cod dont remember wut one

Was gifted a shit phone with some games on it

Same thing when I got mcpe on ipod way back then

[burnt kite]

Hawt dayum

[quasi slate]

Found out on iphone if you screenshot certain apps those screenshots will have a watermark lol

[burnt kite]

1984

[nimble hare]

meow

[heavy ivy]

yet another instance of this device is not your own, neither are the programs on it

[quasi slate]

Boowomp

[sleek musk]

woof

[young kelp]

Apple was never yours to begin with

neither is android

nothing is ours

everything is owned by the companies

[twin bear]

It's time to draw shit art

[young kelp]

Do this one

[sleek musk]

are you saying we're owned too?

modern day slavory?

corrupt corporations?

[subtle shoal]

kinda

[young kelp]

once you give the application, you are owned by them

that is why

[sleek musk]

yo 🗣️

yh

[subtle shoal]

yo 🗣️

[young kelp]

YOU MUST MAKE YOUR OWN BUSINESS!

can't be owned if you own yourself

[subtle shoal]

just fuck off into the american wilderness or the siberian wasteland and live your life there

i will not be owned by any other corpo other than steam

[sleek musk]

finland

[subtle shoal]

suomi

https://tenor.com/view/kofi-rethy-banja-gif-14364975453732058471

[burnt kite]

And you know who else is getting owned?

[sleek musk]

grow a garden?

[subtle shoal]

roblox

[sleek musk]

life is roblox 🗣️

[burnt kite]

Matcha pilates before labubu rave

[sleek musk]

gatorade 🗣️

[young kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/my-mom-hollow-purple-jjk-jujutsu-kaisen-regular-show-gif-992657480506293846

[twin bear]

@vital marten https://open.spotify.com/track/6S7mmHgyWOG6pIYuL4YrfQ?si=EP_nELjjRMmhAPT_mN20pQ

Peak

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/miku-hatsune-miku-jjk-hollow-purple-gif-10850543753179286421

[subtle shoal]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1183166715689967756/1208720416856604782/shit.gif

lol. lmao even

[burnt kite]

Aint no one buying this nomo

[subtle shoal]

yeah

772 clown awards

76 laughing awards

[unreal meadow]

How do i deal with being weepy and at breaking point?

[subtle shoal]

ingame?

[unreal meadow]

Yes ofc

[subtle shoal]

read books

comics

not skill books just regular ass books

[unreal meadow]

Ohhhh

Ty

[subtle shoal]

np

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/im-shittsing-gif-27201924

[subtle shoal]

I'M SHITTSING ?

[twin bear]

Deleted blender and now my laptop actually runs normally

Huh weird almost like it sucked my puter dry

[unreal meadow]

The joy

Of a van with nearly full gas

And normal condition

[burnt kite]

And you know who else sucked my puter dry?

[twin bear]

I low-key suck at recreating poses

Deleting cursed forge now haha

boutta fun fast asf

[burnt kite]

And you know who else sucks?

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/muscle-man-you-know-who-else-my-mom-regular-show-funny-gif-9101122073397073314

[burnt kite]

And you know who else funs fast asf?

[hazy kindle]

hey my game is like stuck in fullscreen idk how to explain it but i cant see the media player and crosshair x is also hidden

[twin bear]

Discovered 90k files

Wowee

[tiny pecan]

multiplayer when?

[subtle shoal]

soon + 2 weeks

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/update-delayed-fridge-jjs-tze-gif-4948193770402980324

[subtle shoal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1241960395594530838/1315742562178433035/attachment.gif

[burnt kite]

Bro my massive turd won't flush

[subtle shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/it's-called-aura-bruh-smell-stench-unfettered-ass-gif-12449823681038660625

[twin bear]

Lowkey letting the devs cook

B42 be goofy rn ngl

[tiny pecan]

i just shit in the shower these days. i dont know how to wipe my ass

[subtle shoal]

do you wafflestomp

[tiny pecan]

no i just let the water drizzle it away

[hazy kindle]

idk how to fix this but i cant see the media player when pausing stuff and crosshair x isnt showing either its like project zomboid takes over my whole computer ive tried the different window settings already to no avail

[subtle shoal]

#1019767076094758924

[unreal meadow]

I just died

💀

[quasi slate]

played so much rhythm games yesterday and the day before the skin on my fingertips is gone

[burnt kite]

Its not an addiction i swear

[twin bear]

Tips on posing pls

[karmic jetty]

practice gestures

u can also just start with stick figures

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/stick-bug-stick-bugged-bug-dancing-bug-dancing-gif-18059923

[twin bear]

Looking good so far?

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/turbo-dismount-turbo-dismount-2-turbo-dismount-two-cinder-brick-cinder-block-gif-4436591456869273947

[twin bear]

I used to play that shit a ton

[burnt kite]

I still do sometimes

[tacit meadow]

I bring gift

Enjoy

[floral fiber]

@tall glen Need the low Iq meet up thing

[tacit meadow]

Fuq

[quasi slate]

i use stick figures as skeletons for body

[tacit meadow]

I dont have permission to bestow wordle upon chat

[quasi slate]

cant do proportions so i cheat with chibi

[twin bear]

I like the legs but his upper body is cooked i think

[burnt kite]

Scoliosis

[twin bear]

He turning bro

[burnt kite]

Turning deez nuts

Gottem

[quasi slate]

my agonizing metamorphisis into Teto from the hatsune miku

[toxic hawk]

I have destroyed your dms

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/dallas-lying-therussianbadger-misinformation-gif-27679221

[twin bear]

F i ruined it

[indigo rapids]

cs?

[quasi slate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibFpYPiKt64

[indigo rapids]

thats good tho

[toxic hawk]

Obliterated

[indigo rapids]

who's explaining?

[floral fiber]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/240196923644968960/1099405647239467008/togif.gif

[subtle shoal]

damn bloodbath here

[twin bear]

Im making my own concepts but taking inspiration from many things like eft and neotokyo

[subtle shoal]

kinda enjoy playing games like this

[fair yacht]

man stick bugs are the most wild bugs out there. i like em

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/uni-cat-meme-gif-4079065483340370050

[subtle shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/steamhappy-steam-meme-ai-gif-16483740011276306991

[fair yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/vectores-gif-5478259

[last spoke]

Chat she's a support player

[fair yacht]

scaarf! :D

[twin bear]

Copped out on the right leg

Kinda regret erasing it

Imma just practice with posing fr

[indigo rapids]

nice👍

[twin bear]

The eyes are gonna be pain i can alrdy see it

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/heathcliff-limbus-company-wild-hunt-how-wild-gif-627332749821837798

[toxic hawk]

I like her, I just hope I don't get horribly killed during a psychological breakdown

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/doubt-press-x-la-noire-meme-x-button-gif-19259237

[fair yacht]

nah

[fair yacht]

Jaime!

[twin bear]

Atom can smash

[toxic hawk]

Adam

[toxic hawk]

Lucy exclamation mark

[fair yacht]

eepy

[twin bear]

when I say Combine it puts combining

[toxic hawk]

Why bleeding

[twin bear]

I hate this device

[fair yacht]

i unno

lucy/Kaede/nyuu is such a tragic character tho fr.

she just needs a hug and some one to tell her that she isnt a monster

im being hooked up with cold pizza for breakfast!?

[quasi slate]

@toxic hawk hold this epic cat

[toxic hawk]

She's not a monster. I give her pie

[toxic hawk]

I gotcha bro

[karmic jetty]

got the whole brunswick set now

will totally not use the helmet lol

could barely see in them

[toxic hawk]

Wow zozo, you got drip

[karmic jetty]

italian bascinet never goes wrong

[quasi slate]

Why would you turn an italian human into a bracelet zaza

[karmic jetty]

why not

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/lion-king-throwing-off-a-cliff-simba-gif-5583349

[fair yacht]

shes not a monster.

[quasi slate]

NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

[fair yacht]

it all stemms down to Kouta lying to her about his cousin

that was what started some things.

but the nail in the coffin was when those kids at the orphanage killed her puppy

[quasi slate]

20 minute rushed scribble and i got 80 likes like how

lol

[fair yacht]

you drew this?

[unkempt urchin]

Where do u guys find people to play pz with? I've tried to find a few servers but they're all already started and it's no fun

[quasi slate]

I dont understand what people find appealing about my drawings

[quasi slate]

No not my style

A quick low effort meme drawing gets alot of attention but my high quality ones get like 50

My dog throws a tantrum everytime i finish eating lol i get barked and jumped at

[toxic hawk]

I'd crash out too

[fair yacht]

fren

[rain mango]

hello twinks and twink wannabes

[subtle shoal]

hello

hello

[lilac quarry]

greetings

[floral fiber]

bye

[lilac quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/caesar-anthonio-zeppeli-jo-jos-bizarre-mad-angry-pissed-gif-15097694

[young kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/falling-bread-bread-gif-19081960

[rain mango]

clearly a twink wannabe

[surreal mirage]

Lowkey eel

[lilac quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/lord-horseduck-gif-26937100

[rain mango]

where sabrina carpenter

[toxic hawk]

Me but I'm thinking about money

[toxic hawk]

He fixed the game for money

[gritty drift]

[last spoke]

Pardon the fucked audio, but I bet this kelvin felt awesome

[tepid rivet]

I lived in a fire department for days and i didnt know it had a sledgehammer 😭

[tepid rivet]

Thanks for making me realise i can now expand my second floor by breaking a wall and making floors

[young kelp]

there is no limit

physics don't exist for buildings

you can make a floating island of wooden floors

or even place traps and catch animals in it

[tepid rivet]

minecraft ahh

[young kelp]

if its in the right area that is

[hidden spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/hi-signalis-eule-gif-1545556238155719569

[tepid rivet]

Bro? I just fell through the roof of the fire department beacuse i broke the wall and tried to stand on the roof of the garage door ahh thingies

[toxic hawk]

They don't have collision

[tepid rivet]

The most realistic survival game they said

Happy that i didnt have a full backpack tho

Beacuse i would eat shit

[toxic hawk]

Who said that lol

Don't sound like zomboid to me

[tepid rivet]

How did you build again

Cause i cant at all

[toxic hawk]

Menu

[rain mango]

press walk to and check if the roof is green

[tepid rivet]

It is but the first set of the roof tiles is not

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/ungovernable-project-zomboid-zomboid-pz-gif-24970742

[rain mango]

rip in pieces

[rain mango]

where sabrina carpenter

[restive horizon]

Maan i wish i could enter womans toilets

[unreal bane]

Have you considered working as a plumber?

[burnt kite]

Why is everyone gone whenever I look at the chat

[stone meadow]

Can you not?

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/ave-maria-boling-bros-bolingbros-curbstomp-chikawaga-gif-16650089841190860123

[restive horizon]

Theyre much more cleaner guys chill

Thats why i want to enter womens toilets

[burnt kite]

You will piss in a shitted urinal, and you will love it

[burnt kite]

Wouldn't it just become as filthy?

[stone meadow]

i heard womens toilets are much less cleaner actually

[nimble trail]

is this the velma chat

[restive horizon]

No way bro

They clean it 24/7

[stone meadow]

no they dont

[nimble trail]

i mean it depends on the area
i've seen some horror stories though

[frosty tulip]

lmao what

[stone meadow]

also @nimble trail cba to make a ticket about it but please change your bio, it goes against politics rules

[restive horizon]

Womens toilets are like japans advanced system

[frosty tulip]

I think this is bait lol

and we fell for it

[lilac quarry]

it is

[stone meadow]

i think hes just young

[lilac quarry]

noob

[restive horizon]

I wasnt trying to bait🥀

[frosty tulip]

also bait

[restive horizon]

Nope

[rain mango]

Big Bait

[burnt kite]

Masterful bait

[frosty tulip]

ok on the slight, slight off chance that this isn't bait, that was a pretty braindead take lol

[restive horizon]

But if you guys were kind and donate million dollars in my paypal i would glady purchase project zomboid and play it

I play it on 15 fps on my trash laptop

[lilac quarry]

[restive horizon]

Pirated

[quasi slate]

@toxic hawk kommy rage

[subtle shoal]

okay what did I walk into

https://tenor.com/view/steamhappy-steamsad-steamangry-steammad-steamangy-gif-10453971517039865787

[burnt kite]

Please steamhappy don't do it

I already sacrificed my lada priora to you

[quasi slate]

one person pirated the game now indiestone devs are out of job and live on the streets!!

[frosty tulip]

Too late, steamhappy has had enough. the straw has broke the camels back.

[subtle shoal]

the indiestone has fallen, billions must play DayZ

[burnt kite]

PayZ

[quasi slate]

https://tenor.com/view/dayz-gif-19428467

[subtle shoal]

walking simulator 2, seconded by death stranding

[quasi slate]

need a wojak with i love walking t-shirt

[frosty tulip]

but you gotta wait for the peak moment bro.

when you finally spot another player and are immediately shot in the face in the span of 5 seconds

thats the payoff

[subtle shoal]

and then you

you

you GET TO DO IT AGAIN!

[burnt kite]

Such fun

I am BEGGING for functional DayZ singleplayer

[frosty tulip]

I didn't play too much of DayZ, the main thing I remember is that one time I killed probably the most incompetent bandit ever lol

[burnt kite]

Zombies are literally just walking decor

[frosty tulip]

Dude was like 5 ft away from me, holding a doorway I was walking through, had a shotty. And all he did was fracture my arm

and then he somehow died to my mosin

[subtle shoal]

DayZ is a fancy arma 2 mod

thats it really

[frosty tulip]

actually felt bad for the dude

imagine being a bandit and dying like that, to a guy who could only barely get 20 fps

[stone meadow]

no begging or ill smite you

[restive horizon]

They added bandits????

[frosty tulip]

bruh this about dayz

[subtle shoal]

i saw an ad for a terraria ripoff and it looked so ass 💔

[burnt kite]

How ass

[pallid wraith]

yes and mp for b42

[subtle shoal]

unity project shovelware ass

[restive horizon]

Aight bro i know they didnt add mp

[subtle shoal]

it looked like terraria but worse in every aspect

and it advertised itself as a "souls-like, terraria-like game"

[pallid wraith]

are we sure? i have been playing for 2 days now

[toxic hawk]

They can get you killed if you fight more than like 2 at a time

[rain mango]

I UNDERESTIMATED HOW HARD 28 DAYS LATER IS

JESUS FUCK

[twin bear]

my hand is killing me now

[narrow rune]

@plush cobalt forgot to tell you about the recent news of concrete.

[vital marten]

Good Morning Chat

[pale berry]

@twin bear dms

[narrow rune]

Would be a shame if the sun exploded

[chrome jetty]

Kapow

[vital marten]

https://tenor.com/view/dramatic-man-looking-at-sky-gif-20633605

[chrome jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/globglog-bookworm-gif-21424707

[vital marten]

Home sweet home

Big hole, Big home

[hazy kindle]

Is there a way to make injuries more impactful?

I love the idea of immunity even to bites but regular injuries having a heavier impact

[chrome jetty]

Yeah you can increase injury severity in sandbox settings

[candid patio]

Working today to make up for time I took off during the week
I bought expensive donuts and coffee for me and my coworker
I showed up 10 minutes early.
Coworker is 30 minutes late and has the only keys 🙁

[subtle shoal]

heart shaped lake

[candid patio]

Now I've attracted a lot of attention from the bees and the local crack heads.

What is the word like crack head but for fentanyl enjoyers?

Fent heads?

[subtle shoal]

fent folders

[candid patio]

That's actually really good

[subtle shoal]

thanks, I came up with it on the spot

im so close to 100% BDD3:IOAPTHITFTTRMAINTCI

[vital marten]

[frank copper]

wait can i nnot send images here

[plush cobalt]

Excuse me

[narrow rune]

Concrete.

[plush cobalt]

Oh. Thank you for clarifying

[narrow rune]

Of course not

[frank copper]

ive got 265 hrs in zomboid and i honestly still dont know how the 0-1 month vs shut off in "14 days" for water/electricty WHICH ONE IS IT AND WHY IS IT ALWAYS WITHIN THE FIRST 8 DAYS D:

[livid notch]

https://youtu.be/Puah6yBLTqY?si=HqlYCAv_4AzfXE0X
Another serverblight episode

[icy vigil]

susiety

[twin bear]

Is this even an upgrade from the box tho

I feel like it's not 😭

[toxic hawk]

It's random. Either it shuts off between 1st and 14th day or 1st and 30th day

[frank copper]

Wth

[burnt kite]

Ankle breaker 3000

https://tenor.com/view/crossover-ankle-breaker-bleachers-basketball-gif-21838519

[twin bear]

He's all broken up lmao

I hate anatomy

[onyx igloo]

jesus did what

[stone meadow]

looks like hes gonna trip over in the next frame

nice thigh gap though hes slaying 💅

[burnt kite]

Yo

How do I remove mud walls in terraria

Hammer isnt doing it

[onyx igloo]

i could shoot a nerf dart between that gap

practice for aim

[twin bear]

I can't figure out how tf humans be looking even tho i am one

Can only think of 2d poses

Can't even do faces yet the eyes be killing me especially since i wanna do synthetics

[burnt kite]

Facebook logo

[subtle shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/rolecist-rolecism-level-10-no-talk-reach-level-10-first-gif-8350900745734822000

[burnt kite]

Gogu...

[subtle shoal]

kogu