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#general_chat
twin bear
stone meadow
sorry was just filing a rizztraining order
neat moat
frog playing hard to get
rose kestrel
twin bear
Train yo rizz
rose kestrel
Train yo rizz
toxic relic
sorry was just filing a rizztraining order
U-uh-uh what...you don't want me to leave you do you? Do you? You don't hate me, right? Haha, your humour is really something else, Frogski...that's why I feel so connected to you.
toxic relic
I feel as though I'm too good at playing an obsessive stalker guy.
toxic relic
It's a bit I swear
twin bear
Freak ass voice thing
neat moat
your bf has a type I see
toxic relic
HAHAH
I'm a sane man
I promise. You believe me, right? Of course you do, you wouldn't betray me, haha.
stone meadow
https://tenor.com/view/robot-mouth-gif-3880161528194366710
how much for this. i need it for normal purposes
twin bear
Lol
twin bear
Use it for voice chat
floral fiber
Not sure Frogski is using it for that
toxic relic
its funny that adult toy stores sponsor youtube videos
thin wedge
how much for this. i need it for normal purposes
just use a TTS
twin bear
🗣️ I am here for your cars extended warranty
stone meadow
a tts wont do what i need
toxic relic
ok bro how are you gonna clean it
neat moat
you guys clean yours?
toxic relic
the crust adds texture
stone meadow
why would I clean it im using it for Normal purposes
toxic relic
naturally ribbed
twin bear
floral fiber
thin wedge
why would I clean it im using it for Normal purposes
look it gonna get dirty with an normal usage
like an tool
thin wedge
true
twin bear
Wonder if u can make a bunch of them talk to eachother
stone meadow
Have it start singing
ill have it scream a prerecorded voice clip of a person shouting HELP ME HELP I TRIED ROBBING THIS PLACE AND THEY TURNED ME INTO THIS THING PLEASE KILL ME
and if that doesnt work ill turn them into that thing
toxic relic
would they run or would they grant the wish of the human artifice
toxic relic
im trying to think of a joke that isnt borderline something bad
bronze moat
candid patio
im trying to think of a joke that isnt borderline something bad
What's brown and sticky?
||A stick.||
stone meadow
pong
rose kestrel
What's brown and sticky?
||A stick.||
peanut butter
rose kestrel
when gurt is done using it "yes"
plush cobalt
I think peanut butter is usually sticky yeah
I don't consume it myself so I'm far from an expert
thin wedge
okay creamy eater
toxic relic
What's brown and sticky?
||A stick.||
i meant a joke related to the conversation but fair enough
stone meadow
Frobbino u alive
4:12 am, i shouldnt be
plush cobalt
okay creamy eater
What
toxic relic
creamy peanut butter is for cowards
plush cobalt
i meant a joke related to the conversation but fair enough
Why did the chicken? Road 😂😂
stone meadow
he said OKAY CREAMY EATER
plush cobalt
I don't eat peanut butter at all
plush cobalt
I'm not a disgusting freak no offense
stone meadow
peanut butter isnt creamy
toxic relic
yeah its chunky
stone meadow
what are you doing to it
thin wedge
peanut butter isnt creamy
it is if you don't get crunchy or chunky
rose kestrel
okay creamy eater
thin wedge
dawn jewel
4:12 am, i shouldnt be
WTFFFFFF
stone meadow
youre chunky
dawn jewel
U NEED SLEEP BRUH
plush cobalt
If the peanut butter enters me I fall ill
candid patio
Honey is sticky.
Maple syrup is sticky.
I feel like peanut butter is more... Greasy than sticky
thin wedge
hence "smoother like a fresh jar of skippy"
plush cobalt
enters you
Yes
toxic relic
thinking about this
plush cobalt
Does food not enter through your oral orifice
thin wedge
U NEED SLEEP BRUH
You ain't his mommy
toxic relic
Does food not enter through your oral orifice
sometimes
dawn jewel
You ain't his mommy
I’m yours tho
twin bear
Pan + pancake batter
neat moat
Why did the chicken? Road 😂😂
this reminds me of a chicken joke thay I saw a while ago that was so funny but I canr find it for the life of me
rose kestrel
If the peanut butter enters me I fall ill
that was laced with rat poison for the traps you weren't suppose to eat that bro
thin wedge
nah im up digging
dawn jewel
Dis dih
rose kestrel
Go to bed bitch
twin bear
Hey mommy
neat moat
hi
toxic relic
im ngl scratching my ass does feel good
twin bear
plush cobalt
this reminds me of a chicken joke thay I saw a while ago that was so funny but I...
Was the setup “why did the chicken cross the road” and the punchline “to get to the other side”
twin bear
Get yo ass on terroria merry
rose kestrel
im ngl scratching my ass does feel good
twin bear
Join the darkside
toxic relic
https://tenor.com/view/filthy-hands-spongebob-gross-creepy-gif-10380703
real shit brother
stone meadow
U NEED SLEEP BRUH
sleep needs me
neat moat
Was the setup “why did the chicken cross the road” and the punchline “to get to ...
no it was a combination of a road and knock knock joke. All I remember is the first part is "why did the chicken cross the road? To find thr punchline"
plush cobalt
The sticker name 🧐
thin wedge
sleep needs me
sleep ain't sleeping with you
neat moat
it was a really good segway
thin wedge
🥀
plush cobalt
it was a really good segway
Segue is the word you want
stone meadow
grok explain
twin bear
NOOOOOOOOOO
So doesn't gurt
toxic relic
https://tenor.com/view/filthy-hands-spongebob-gross-creepy-gif-10380703
my thumb finger and palm on my left hand are fucked up too cause it got mangled on a wire fence and never healed right
twin bear
But I still wait for them
neat moat
Segue is the word you want
yeah thats whay I said segway
plush cobalt
no it was a combination of a road and knock knock joke. All I remember is the fi...
Knock knock? Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Road
thin wedge
my thumb finger and palm on my left hand are fucked up too cause it got mangled ...
blue collar hands
stone meadow
grok draw me and bill kissing
twin bear
I fell asleep listening to metal
dawn jewel
The sticker name 🧐
Your honor
toxic relic
blue collar hands
twin bear
Peaceful bliss
dawn jewel
I plead the fifth
neat moat
my thumb finger and palm on my left hand are fucked up too cause it got mangled ...
skill issue
dawn jewel
No i dont wanna use cute cat || .gh/poopyhead
bronze moat
grok draw me and bill kissing
I can 100% do this.
rose kestrel
grok draw me and bill kissing
bronze moat
No i dont wanna use cute cat || .gh/poopyhead
Wut you want to be?
dawn jewel
So doesn't gurt
DANGIT
loud pumice
loud pumice
https://tenor.com/view/grok-ani-ai-anime-girl-anime-gif-8632119598864027156
Bill pls
plush cobalt
Monkey time
rose kestrel
https://tenor.com/view/grok-ani-ai-anime-girl-anime-gif-8632119598864027156
is that Death note?
bronze moat
https://tenor.com/view/grok-ani-ai-anime-girl-anime-gif-8632119598864027156
My AI is cuter
stone meadow
thats elons goon bot
neat moat
would you rather return to monke or evolve to crab?
stone meadow
also dont say elon cause it will mute you
plush cobalt
is that Death note?
I wish I had this level of ignorant bliss truly
thin wedge
thats elons goon bot
And other ppl goon bot if you sub for it
dawn jewel
Wut you want to be?
bronze moat
thats elons goon bot
The bot also steals your data
dawn jewel
A dancingn LIZARD
twin bear
Elastic fr
polar kernel
im eating cheez its
dawn jewel
floral fiber
Monkey time
No
rose kestrel
I wish I had this level of ignorant bliss truly
thin wedge
loud pumice
JUAN PLS!
floral fiber
It's monkey time, Holy. Put on the suit.
plush cobalt
How did you do this twice
dawn jewel
IM CRYING
plush cobalt
How is it worse this time
dawn jewel
NO
thin wedge
your suppose be digging
twin bear
plush cobalt
Straight up telling on yourself
dawn jewel
ITS FOR THE BIT
twin bear
Jork on my pancake
plush cobalt
🧐
thin wedge
Mod please mute merry til not horny
thin wedge
which be never
twin bear
I ain't even in tho
thin wedge
vro....
dawn jewel
SOOWJDKWKD
plush cobalt
Half expected this one to be named “dog - gg/merrysgoonclan”
twin bear
So ur the gooner now
dawn jewel
NO
thin wedge
merry is done for
thin wedge
the scandal is out
you gonna be on a youtube scandal video
This merry situation is insane
bronze moat
im eating cheez its
I have one of these to drink
chrome jetty
kapow
rose kestrel
IM JUST IN GOONER SERVERS OK
twin bear
The gooners here are plenty enough I don't wanna be around more of en fr
plush cobalt
I have one of these to drink
Root beer... Ayup
dawn jewel
chrome jetty
hehehehehee
neat moat
IM JUST IN GOONER SERVERS OK
Dryer than this sahara
stone meadow
woot beer
dawn jewel
THE SERVERS HAVE FUNNY EMOTES I CANT GIVE UP THE EMOTES
stone meadow
i should probably go to bed bye bye dont forget im always watching
loud pumice
your suppose be digging
Diggin in yo butt twin
twin bear
U mean tits and ass emotes i bet
dawn jewel
Dryer than this sahara
🥀
twin bear
Gooner
floral fiber
i should probably go to bed bye bye dont forget im always watching
Its only 4:30 am
plush cobalt
i should probably go to bed bye bye dont forget im always watching
I am going to appear in your dream and offer you a choice that will change your life. Choose wisely. Sleep well.
stone meadow
i eat the man offering me the pills
rose kestrel
Dryer than this sahara
dryer than Indie Stone Thursdoids
twin bear
Eat both pills and trip while eating bro
floral fiber
I am going to appear in your dream and offer you a choice that will change your ...
Is one not having to wake up?
thin wedge
i eat the man offering me the pills
man he ate gas station pills
plush cobalt
Is one not having to wake up?
I cannot disclose the choice in the waking world for contrived plot reasons
onyx igloo
I cannot disclose the choice in the waking world for contrived plot reasons
hes gonna ask if you like pancakes or waffles more
loud pumice
plush cobalt
Wife? 🧐
rose kestrel
Dig in your butt twin
let your bih go through ur phone twin 💀
onyx igloo
clearly waffles are the superior choice of mediocre breakfast foods
neat moat
I fucking hate the digging meme
twin bear
Cuz ur a butt digger
ivory grail
plush cobalt
I fucking hate the digging meme
Let the hate fester and you'll realize that all memes are basically as stupid as this now
dawn jewel
let your bih go through ur phone twin 💀
Twin pls i just have emotes and stickers
I cant CREATE FIVE BILLION SERVERS FOR STICKERS AND EMOTES
Crying
neat moat
Let the hate fester and you'll realize that all memes are basically as stupid as...
its just gross
for me
plush cobalt
That was like 6 years ago ghoti
twin bear
neat moat
what
plush cobalt
Actually even more
dawn jewel
https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-spooky-halloween-spooky-season-scary-gif-4552326...
I have 2 mutual servers w you
onyx igloo
a newbie..?
plush cobalt
That was 9 years ago
dawn jewel
Project zomboid official discord
stone nexus
Balls.
onyx igloo
That was 9 years ago
no
dawn jewel
And goonerland 2.0???
onyx igloo
i say now
twin bear
Normal servers
onyx igloo
it is NOW
twin bear
Wyd goonerland
dawn jewel
Smh
dawn jewel
Crying
floral fiber
thin wedge
I have 2 mutual servers w you
dawn jewel
onyx igloo
who
onyx igloo
who... made this... poor thing
plush cobalt
Merry if u wanna goon just ask me fr
Do not be horny on main
twin bear
Lmao
plush cobalt
I don't care what time it is gen chat deserves better
twin bear
🔥
onyx igloo
spongebob memes
floral fiber
who... made this... poor thing
dawn jewel
https://tenor.com/view/mutual-handshake-servers-hololive-armpits-gif-23962012
This this this
onyx igloo
EW
toxic relic
no erp in chat must be a rule
dawn jewel
Nastiness
plush cobalt
no erp in chat must be a rule
Truly
neat moat
nuzzles you OwO
twin bear
Bro the slime meat
floral fiber
I don't care what time it is gen chat deserves better
Doubt
onyx igloo
no erp in chat must be a rule
are we allowed to shit on voice chat
twin bear
Thot be gone
toxic relic
are we allowed to shit on voice chat
if its funny
floral fiber
*nuzzles you* OwO
onyx igloo
if its funny
fair enough
plush cobalt
are we allowed to shit on voice chat
Only if you announce and narrate
dawn jewel
We had to be slightly stricter with nyquil iirc
thin wedge
It was a thing actually for a couple months i swore?
its all that pepto bismol chicken
dawn jewel
Nyquil chicken
onyx igloo
Only if you announce and narrate
"CODE BROWN!"
dawn jewel
Sounds fucking awful
But
toxic relic
"CODE BROWN!"
and you have to send a pic of your log in vc chat
thin wedge
YES
rose kestrel
spongebob memes
thin wedge
drink your pepto bismol fam
loud pumice
https://tenor.com/view/mutual-handshake-servers-hololive-armpits-gif-23962012
Yoy are worrying me
onyx igloo
and you have to send a pic of your log in vc chat
share the wonders of the world
plush cobalt
Merry I think you've lost the right to call anything disgusting for at least an hour
floral fiber
Merry I think you've lost the right to call anything disgusting for at least an ...
Forever
neat moat
I love women in male dominated feilds
dawn jewel
Desgustneg
toxic relic
i can call things disgusting because im experienced with disgust
thin wedge
its not just the small dog
plush cobalt
I love women in male dominated feilds
We don't need to know how you feel about domination ghoti
neat moat
PHD in disgustiology
toxic relic
NO. ERP.
onyx igloo
i can call things disgusting because im experienced with disgust
people leaving vomit on the toilet lid?
dawn jewel
I send you all to brazil
onyx igloo
saw that once
dawn jewel
toxic relic
people leaving vomit on the toilet lid?
normal
twin bear
dawn jewel
twin bear
Everyday
neat moat
We don't need to know how you feel about domination ghoti
No its a joke, it originated with someone mentioning a homlwss lady doing something in a public subway and that was one of the top comments
toxic relic
you can influence your death roll
plush cobalt
No its a joke, it originated with someone mentioning a homlwss lady doing someth...
I was also joking and I was going to explain my joke to parallel what you've done here but I am too lazy to bother saying anything more than dom/sub joke
toxic relic
certain items have a buff that affects the chances of rolling death
twin bear
toxic relic
who's that youtuber that just reviews cigs
neat moat
I was also joking and I was going to explain my joke to parallel what you've don...
well you can go ahead and sub the fuck up
neat moat
I remember when subway sold 5 dollar foot longs
toxic relic
how do you sub up if you need to go down
twin bear
True
neat moat
Direction is relative
plush cobalt
I remember when subway sold 5 dollar foot longs
More like 5 dollar foot long
neat moat
there is no up in space
rose kestrel
twin bear
Pinned down, I'm facing the realization I may not leave this place alive
neat moat
wdym
toxic relic
sturdy lily
im jst playing farming sim 25 in project zomboid
twin bear
https://tenor.com/view/sandwich-make-a-sandwich-tomato-lettuce-regular-show-gif-...
Regular show
More like peak show
neat moat
twin bear
Real
twin bear
neat moat
I saw a rat in a rat trap at work today and being sick (I was very delirious and wasnt there for long) I almost broke down
ruined my mood
twin bear
Dam
neat moat
The cruelty of an uncaring world
twin bear
Im sadly not one to care much
neat moat
exactly 🚬
dawn jewel
AHAHAHHAHAHA
I love pickle
My school for some reason
Would sell a pickle in a cup
toxic relic
why do websites assume im a robot
toxic relic
just because i have 100 tabs open and im furiously adding more from your database doesnt mean im a robot
twin bear
How long ago was this dam
toxic relic
im scraping your domain but its not automated goddamn
toxic relic
stop making me to verifications
even duckduckgo makes me do captchas now
this shit crazy
twin bear
Ai be certain we're ai
toxic relic
yeah
twin bear
Why tf would an ai look up wut i do
neat moat
U taking meds or
no
toxic relic
why do i have to prove im a human man why dont you prove you're a capable machine
neat moat
they supress the fever
twin bear
toxic relic
Why tf would an ai look up wut i do
exactly
why would an ai look up "how do calluses form on human eyeballs name"
dawn jewel
ai
twin bear
Hologussy
toxic relic
crazy
thin wedge
polar kernel
good evening 🧛
toxic relic
The state of the fucking world
twin bear
True
polar kernel
ai partners is so insane to me
polar kernel
Wheres cool chib gf at
home making a princess dress
twin bear
Fr I won't even edate
toxic relic
imagine falling in love with your autocorrect
twin bear
No point in it imo
twin bear
imagine falling in love with your autocorrect
Oh how else could I produce sentences so quickly without improper grammar
polar kernel
not even a joke shes been spam buying wedding dresses on facebook marketplace and turning them into princess dresses for a buncha girls going to a ren faire lol
dawn jewel
Thats actually awesome
polar kernel
probably for a month now shes made like 13 fucking dresses
and those goofy ass cone hats
neat moat
polar kernel
in between crocheting stuff and making dresses she sends me this shit.
twin bear
Hard feel free to screenshot
toxic relic
seals look like erasers when you poke them with your pencil too many times
neat moat
The innocence should suffer so the sinners may be redeemed
polar kernel
she made me a cool jellyfish
neat moat
God's folly
last spoke
Wait she calls you princess? How cute
rose kestrel
Would sell a pickle in a cup
polar kernel
toxic relic
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1349132684366188675/1406283062932803724...
tell me they dont look the same
neat moat
cool chip must be plankton
karmic swift
why does it change daily
polar kernel
Wait she calls you princess? How cute
not even the first time
dawn jewel
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/962181858085466183/1401153969660891266/to...
Whyd she spill the orgn
Orng
Stupid ass cat
twin bear
Merry bro just get terraria
toxic relic
why does it change daily
twin bear
Bet jadod has it as well
twin bear
Pineapple press
dawn jewel
probably for a month now shes made like 13 fucking dresses
If i ever become serious about going to ren faire this october i will ask for commission plsplspls
neat moat
https://tenor.com/view/pineapple-squeeze-push-out-water-pineapple-juice-gif-1239...
good heavens 🧐
rose kestrel
why does it change daily
to troll schizos and make them leave
dawn jewel
Merry bro just get terraria
I have it but dont play
rose kestrel
twin bear
I have it but dont play
dawn jewel
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1275836529880862831/1408209534685544558/I...
WHAT THE CHIT
last spoke
not even the first time
Chippy boy makes for a good princess I think
rose kestrel
WHAT THE CHIT
polar kernel
fully convinced her sole purpose on this earth is to emasculate the fuck out of me
god save me when she moves in gulp
twin bear
Hell yeah
polar kernel
BEAVER NUGGTS
i bought a hat from bucees and i havent seen it in weeks
i fear i left it at the bar or something
twin bear
Bet u could run arma 2 tho
last spoke
fully convinced her sole purpose on this earth is to emasculate the fuck out of ...
Hey, guys can be princesses
twin bear
My shittop can
last spoke
Gender roles are made up by corporate America to sell poverty to families
polar kernel
Hey, guys can be princesses
she doesnt call me cute names she calls me this
last spoke
Why y'using medal?
polar kernel
this is why im never allowed to be in relationships im very much an "i love my wife!" kind of man
rose kestrel
I reallt wanna go to bucees and get their overpriced sandwiches
do it
polar kernel
literally me
last spoke
@split bane is like this too
neat moat
needy creature
last spoke
Yea
dawn jewel
For sandiwch
rose kestrel
Yeah lemme drive 12 hours
ask friend, family do it
neon bramble
split bane
you wouldn't even believe how self reliant I am
last spoke
I'm soooo independent
Alright so you don't mind if I go to the toilet rq
split bane
hey hey hey when did I say that
dawn jewel
ask friend, family do it
You know what
I’m gonna drop off rats at the pharmacy so we have an infestation and must close temporarily so i can do that
neat moat
hey hey hey when did I say that
scratch on the door
polar kernel
i wish my work would cease to exist
im going to dump 2000 rats from a pickup truck into my work
polar kernel
unfortunately that wouldnt stop anything id probably just get told to start stomping rats
twin bear
Well too bad
dawn jewel
I wish I got paid for taking up space 🤑🤑🤑
twin bear
U gotta pay for life
polar kernel
I wish i got paid for living
erm women live on easy mode so u already could do this (i saw on redpill tiktok) ((truth nuke)) 🤓
twin bear
Be the waste of space
rose kestrel
talk smack about Jerma, Oney, Vineauce = Objective SURVIVE💀
dawn jewel
erm women live on easy mode so u already could do this (i saw on redpill tiktok)...
Not the redpill OF pipeline
LMFAO
polar kernel
men who think that clearly havent shaved their legs and painted their toenails cause this shit is easy
bronze moat
ATTENTION ALL HELLDIVERS!!
twin bear
Can confirm doing allat is not easy
polar kernel
what
twin bear
Shaving ur legs everytime is not easy
polar kernel
oh i imagine its pretty annoying yea
sturdy lily
guys i built a base and havent seen a zomboid for the 3 days ive been there do yall think its gonna be safe when the helicopter eventhappens
polar kernel
zomboid shovel gif
dawn jewel
Shaving ur legs everytime is not easy
Then just get laser hair removal a couple times
twin bear
Lol
dawn jewel
And voila
twin bear
Where tf am i gonna get laser legs
dawn jewel
FIGURE IT OUT POOKIE unless u plan on paying me a 40% cut for your recommendations
twin bear
The shaving cream costs are real for me
tender igloo
guys i built a base and havent seen a zomboid for the 3 days ive been there do y...
depends where you live by
sturdy lily
depends where you live by
its like on the far outskirts of rosewood
like very far
like the other dudes im playing with dont even consider it an outskirt
rose kestrel
**ATTENTION ALL HELLDIVERS!!**
lilac quarry
twin bear
Na shift I see
toxic relic
leon have you ever seen anyone with a callus on their eyeball
lilac quarry
no
toxic relic
damn
lilac quarry
but google harlequin ichthyosis
toxic relic
how about you search pteryguim
lilac quarry
pteryguim these nuts
toxic relic
indeed
low tangle
but google harlequin ichthyosis
har- what?
low tangle
The canadian
The who?
toxic relic
ive now seen more of the human condition
rose kestrel
the Cadian
toxic relic
damn
toxic relic
but google harlequin ichthyosis
im unsure how you came to know about this
care to explain
twin bear
the Cadian
low tangle
Every time I come here to talk about whatever I just end up confused as to whatever everyone is going on about.
lilac quarry
im unsure how you came to know about this
I'm a paramedic wym
toxic relic
fair
rose kestrel
If Black Ops 7 wants to win players back , they have to make the map a wafflehouse
lilac quarry
I constantly read about medical conditions and read about them
toxic relic
im not sure where the line between paramedic knowledge and medical doctor knowledge is
rain mango
just died in my longest pz run ever
rose kestrel
Every time I come here to talk about whatever I just end up confused as to whate...
go back to eating at the Clanka Barrel
lilac quarry
continuing medical education is important 
toxic relic
true
lilac quarry
im not sure where the line between paramedic knowledge and medical doctor knowle...
more knowledge literally never hurts
rain mango
got bitten on a loot run, went home, and killed myself lmao
lilac quarry
I'm not diagnosing someone, but being able to answer any question makes someone feel more secure when they're in my care
twin bear
more knowledge literally never hurts
low tangle
Ooooo canadaaaa
Why are yall talking about Canada?
toxic relic
I'm not diagnosing someone, but being able to answer any question makes someone ...
fair enough man
rose kestrel
Why are yall talking about Canada?
invading next
low tangle
They are just Americans with an annoying accent.
frosty tulip
so Americans then
low tangle
And slightly French.
toxic relic
america has some of the worst accents
dawn jewel
Why are yall talking about Canada?
You don’t like the saury aboot that
bronze moat
low tangle
america has some of the worst accents
Yea but you see I’m often too worried I’m going to be gunned down and mugged to worry about anyone’s accent.
toxic relic
i love making fun of the poor living conditions of americans!
twin bear
It's all the empire's that ran all over this entire region that ruined it
bronze moat
https://tenor.com/view/neo-plugging-to-matrix-gif-20199605
I know king fu
twin bear
Before there even was an america lmao
low tangle
If everyone had a proper British accent the world would be fixed.
twin bear
It was cooked from the get
toxic relic
like their non existant healthcare! truly is amusing that most have to struggle getting basic support which leads to many deaths per year by medical neglect!
toxic relic
If everyone had a proper British accent the world would be fixed.
south london accent is also the worst
rose kestrel
Yea but you see I’m often too worried I’m going to be gunned down and mugged to ...
there is worse weapons,
toxic relic
that posh british shit is agonising to listen to
dawn jewel
DAVE
toxic relic
just like the transatlantic accent
nimble trail
do you guys ever crack your neck and then get wicked neck pain for hours after
dawn jewel
My friend
twin bear
there is worse weapons,
Real
frosty tulip
there is worse weapons,
nah those guns are cringe, what you need for a beside weapon is an awful antique flintlock pistol that takes 15 years to reload after you miss the first shot
toxic relic
do you guys ever crack your neck and then get wicked neck pain for hours after
peanor is a glowstick fr
twin bear
I crack my back and neck all the time
nimble trail
same
nimble trail
today it really hurt though
low tangle
like their non existant healthcare! truly is amusing that most have to struggle ...
For once, yea, I agree, healthcare is something I agree should be universal.
You know if Robert F Kennedy wasn’t killed by a Palestinian the US probably would have had free healthcare by now.
rose kestrel
nah those guns are cringe, what you need for a beside weapon is an awful antique...
we use flamethrowers here
dawn jewel
It makes me not want to move for 10 mins
twin bear
One of these days I'm gonna stealth kill myself on accident if I'm not careful lmaoo
bronze moat
I'm not diagnosing someone, but being able to answer any question makes someone ...
One of my strengths with elderly care was my knowledge base.
Patients would mention ANYTHING from their era of pop culture and I could directly reference it. Talking about old episodes of The rifleman, the munsters, or even old daffy duck cartoons shown to our troops in WWII provided a lot of comfort while we did anything medical related
rose kestrel
do you guys ever crack your neck and then get wicked neck pain for hours after
use Icy hot
nimble trail
For once, yea, I agree, healthcare is something I agree should be universal.
Yo...
This is the stupidest thing i read all day congrats
frosty tulip
For once, yea, I agree, healthcare is something I agree should be universal.
Yo...
lmao what
toxic relic
For once, yea, I agree, healthcare is something I agree should be universal.
Yo...
the first line is good.
what is the second line.
frosty tulip
how was where the assassin was from relevant?
nimble trail
the first line is good.
what is the second line.
exactly
toxic relic
this is how the tinfoil gets you
low tangle
the first line is good.
what is the second line.
Robert F Kennedy, if he wasn’t killed before he could have run for presidency, one of his main focuses was establishing universal health care. Except obviously he was killed, and that never happened.
rose kestrel
this is how the tinfoil gets you
i love schizo core
toxic relic
some of it is facts then they add "yeah too bad doctors are all injecting themselves with bane venom so we cant ever get good care"
fiery zodiac
Is tinfoil bad for food
if that foil is actually made out of tin its gonna impart some fumes into the food
toxic relic
Robert F Kennedy, if he wasn’t killed before he could have run for presidency, o...
ok...
rain mango
Meow
rose kestrel
some of it is facts then they add "yeah too bad doctors are all injecting themse...
Bane vemon is just fent
nimble trail
some of it is facts then they add "yeah too bad doctors are all injecting themse...
Too bad all the doctors in America are gay otherwise we might have universal healthcare....
frosty tulip
oh no
frosty tulip
I get the feeling that would ruin my youtube recommendations tbh
toxic relic
you want me to click a link? impossible
rain mango
libs i tell ya hwat
frosty tulip
It'd all just be psycho shit being recommended
twin bear
Tuff
rose kestrel
This: https://youtu.be/nhUmi0Jf35c?feature=shared
history from a cereal box
nimble trail
if that foil is actually made out of tin its gonna impart some fumes into the fo...
Everyone knows you call aluminum foil "tinfoil" to confuse the yautje so they cant track you reliably from the pentagon
toxic relic
I get the feeling that would ruin my youtube recommendations tbh
i turn those off
onyx igloo
i remember somebody saying the receipt ink had estrogen in it
frosty tulip
history from a cereal box<:unhappy:721361533636182047>
random youtubers are actually the best source for all information ever
onyx igloo
that was wild
toxic relic
lol
frosty tulip
you gotta have faith
toxic relic
that was wild
are they...ingesting printer ink?
even so...what is the point of that conspiracy
nimble trail
printer ink tastes good sometimes ngl
and it keeps Bigfoot from tracking you
bronze moat
Is tinfoil bad for food
Only in SPECIFIC cases:
aluminum can leech into food that is super salty and cooked at SUPER high temps.
And it can contribute to alztimers disease
hardy muralBOT
low tangle
Essentially what the video is about is what if Richard Nixon was never elected because Robert F Kennedy was never shot.
rose kestrel
random youtubers are actually the best source for all information ever
NO CHATTUBERS ARE BETTER
low tangle
I should go back to gardening what am I saying.
onyx igloo
are they...ingesting printer ink?
they were saying it could absorb through your skin
twin bear
toxic relic
they were saying it could absorb through your skin
cracked logic
frosty tulip
I just found it bizarre how you randomly brought up the assassin being Palestinian tho lol
twin bear
He never died he's stuck in the loop now remember
onyx igloo
cracked logic
Figured
toxic relic
Figured
yeah it doesnt make sense and is just wrong lmao
printer ink is just ink bro
nimble trail
I just found it bizarre how you randomly brought up the assassin being Palestini...
Just trying to spout racist nonsense yk
rose kestrel
I should go back to gardening what am I saying.
its ok everyone still respects you, this is just degen chat is all
nimble trail
printer ink is just ink bro
oh so i could tattoo someone with it
onyx igloo
yeah it doesnt make sense and is just wrong lmao
Sounds like a south park bit ngl
twin bear
The printer ink is my enemy lowkey
nimble trail
its ok everyone still respects you, this is just degen chat is all
Dont speak for everyone
low tangle
I just found it bizarre how you randomly brought up the assassin being Palestini...
Well, the only reason he was shot was because he was a Palestinian. In his testimony he said he shot him because he overheard RFK saying he wanted to send fighter jets to Israel.
twin bear
Shit gets everywhere when it's busted
toxic relic
oh so i could tattoo someone with it
you can try
toxic relic
Well, the only reason he was shot was because he was a Palestinian. In his testi...
ok stop bro lol
you're gonna get clapped
onyx igloo
waiting for south park to make the estrogen receipts episode
frosty tulip
Well, the only reason he was shot was because he was a Palestinian. In his testi...
bruh
twin bear
I want a tattoo of cruelty squad fr
low tangle
you're gonna get clapped
This is 70’s politics does it even count. 😭
toxic relic
yes
frosty tulip
yes
low tangle
Darn.
rain mango
it was those liberals i tell ya hwat
toxic relic
no more american chat
rose kestrel
Dont speak for everyone
i am the chatlax and i speak for the chatees
onyx igloo
This dude was driving with no doors today
bronze moat
they were saying it could absorb through your skin
Wait till you measure the plastic levels in your blood stream.
Then watch the documentary out of Canada about a city where NO male babies were born because it destroyed all male chromosomes and male fetuses could not develop during pregnancy
frosty tulip
This dude was driving with no doors today
goated
rose kestrel
This is 70’s politics does it even count. 😭
settle it in a brawl
low tangle
settle it in a brawl
I would lose, I am 5’4” I am not winning.
You are sending me to my death.
twin bear
This dude was driving with no doors today
Good on u for not doxxing someone
rose kestrel
I would lose, I am 5’4” I am not winning.
hot tea in the face
onyx igloo
He shouldve removed his dashboard too
frosty tulip
I would lose, I am 5’4” I am not winning.
nah, you'd win
toxic relic
This dude was driving with no doors today
toxic relic
https://tenor.com/view/cruelty-squad-handler-i-forgor-ceo-mindset-gif-22588392
cinema
frosty tulip
all you'd have to do is land a single decent punch and you'd probably shatter my bones
onyx igloo
Essentially the same if you get tboned
low tangle
Is this your daily driver?
low tangle
all you'd have to do is land a single decent punch and you'd probably shatter my...
Uh huh.
onyx igloo
My daily driver is my legs
twin bear
I keep finding more art
toxic relic
Is this your daily driver?
i dont use a car cause i live in a walkable region
frosty tulip
the only advantage I'd have in a fight is my long arms
onyx igloo
And I walk around my house
Alot..
ALOT..
twin bear
Same I'm a long person
low tangle
i dont use a car cause i live in a walkable region
I summon 1x F250 with a blind driver to run you over.
toxic relic
I keep finding more art
its interesting that a lot of spec fiction designs use bug imagery to feel alien
twin bear
Yeah i like this type of armor alot
low tangle
the only advantage I'd have in a fight is my long arms
Slenderman?
twin bear
Very insectoid but human
frosty tulip
Slenderman?
I got the height and paleness so maybe
toxic relic
the ai mutates humans into bugs
rose kestrel
I summon 1x F250 with a blind driver to run you over.
i summon "do you have a license to summon?!!"
neat moat
humanity lost is peak
twin bear
They even be covering their mouths so maybe we were right abt the lack of speech
low tangle
i summon "do you have a license to summon?!!"
Oh yea, I forgot to renew my magic license. Ah well.
rose kestrel
If I am not doing anything I walk circles in my house
frosty tulip
They even be covering their mouths so maybe we were right abt the lack of speech
who dis
twin bear
It looks like two pieces
onyx igloo
https://tenor.com/view/dead-server-meme-server-dead-dead-server-xd-discord-dead-...
Yes, I genuinely do this.
toxic relic
not covering your nose seems like a huge debuff
rose kestrel
Oh yea, I forgot to renew my magic license. Ah well.
just buy Indie Stone and everyone will be at your mercy
onyx igloo
Anything is better than the monotony of boredom
twin bear
This armor is peak
toxic relic
looks like patlabor
rain mango
i made my 28 days later preset
low tangle
just buy Indie Stone and everyone will be at your mercy
Don’t tempt me.
rose kestrel
Don’t tempt me.
onyx igloo
This armor is peak
why he got the lil doodads on his helmet
twin bear
I like how the women are the suped up speedy classes and the men are the heavier trooper based ones, it's like they played on biology for the effectiveness which is very possible given they're robotic ppl basically
toxic relic
i dont think that works
low tangle
i made my 28 days later preset
Your huh.
toxic relic
but ok
onyx igloo
it keeps reminding me of hl2
twin bear
why he got the lil doodads on his helmet
Idk but bro is meowing
modest lynx
🤨
polar kernel
i miss battlefield 3
rose kestrel
i made my 28 days later preset
i made my infinite Ikea modpack
twin bear
Infinite ikea?
rain mango
its a preset for sandbox based on the movie 28 days later
twin bear
3008?
modest lynx
i made my 28 days later preset
100% sprinters???
rose kestrel
i miss battlefield 3
"I miss BF2 fans" 
modest lynx
all sprinters
Good luck
polar kernel
"I miss BF2 fans" <:ded:721361533657022534>
what
rain mango
0-30 seconds mortality, instant reanimation
modest lynx
U are estimated to live 30 minutes
rain mango
because the rage virus doesnt kill you
nimble trail
i'm currently playing a server with 100% sprinters
it's um... really difficult lol
low tangle
its a preset for sandbox based on the movie 28 days later
Neat. I loved that film.
Before World War Z and TWD crashed and burned the zombie film genre.
twin bear
I love sprinters
polar kernel
Neat. I loved that film.
Before World War Z and TWD crashed and burned the zom...
theyre in the wuuuuds
neat moat
all random is better
stone nexus
Are sprinters even manageable in b42?
onyx igloo
twd was good on season 1
rain mango
i also downloaded mods that allow the infected to dive through windows
twin bear
onyx igloo
Idk bout anything else
rain mango
while chasing you
rose kestrel
0-30 seconds mortality, instant reanimation
except the few people who are immune carriers
polar kernel
i had to stop watching after michonne ate morgans protein bar it was too much to handle
onyx igloo
I really liked the TWD style on the XBOX 360
nimble trail
TWD zombies where they walk super slow but there was that one scene where they knew how to open doors and then they never opened doors again
low tangle
twd is my baby
I mean yea it’s great aslong as you ignore the existence of later seasons.
rain mango
Are sprinters even manageable in b42?
unless you have a speed reduction mod, not really lol
polar kernel
barely handled the death of wayne dunlap and leon basset i almost quit watching there 💔
rose kestrel
what
Bf2 fans will never recover, its different than bf3 and bf3 is the model they stuck with
frosty tulip
i had to stop watching after michonne ate morgans protein bar it was too much to...
the moment they showed a dead corpse in the show, I just had to stop watching
nimble trail
i quit mid season 6 before glenn died because i was tired of each season repeating the last season's drama
frosty tulip
It felt like they went too far
polar kernel
the moment they showed a dead corpse in the show, I just had to stop watching
stopped watching after ricks coma arc
nimble trail
IS THERE SOMETHING THERE
The government is there... watching
onyx igloo
I GOT A DRILL PRESS DONT WORRY
rain mango
i also downloaded a mod that changes the chase music ingame to "in the house, in a heartbeat"
low tangle
i quit mid season 6 before glenn died because i was tired of each season repeati...
Makes me wonder if it would have just been better to package the first season as a movie and leave it at that.
rain mango
because of that one scene EVERYBODY has seen at least ONCE
nimble trail
i also downloaded a mod that changes the chase music ingame to "in the house, in...
change it to the dbd chase music
onyx igloo
what scene
polar kernel
twd was so fucking buns after the peak that was seasons 1 and 2
rose kestrel
unless you have a speed reduction mod, not really lol
thats why they should take damage from destroying defenses or barricades, turn every block into a fortresss that bleeds them of numbers if realistic
polar kernel
3 was like
onyx igloo
i am alone
polar kernel
compelling and interesting
onyx igloo
what is the scene
rain mango
what scene
that one scene of a guy being chased in a field by a horde of sprinters
onyx igloo
oh
polar kernel
but lost the gritty feel and just turned campy
twin bear
got milked into unrealistic garbage
onyx igloo
i am not alone
twin bear
Get out
twin bear
I'm feeding my cat a mini pancake
rain mango
cake did you discover the cow
no i found a rat
low tangle
I'm feeding my cat a mini pancake
You could have given it to me instead you know.
nimble trail
Once twd hit season 4 it was apparent that they were just going to keep reusing the same plotlines over and over
but it really got boring by season 6
anyone who watched after that is just a tool 😔
polar kernel
i fed my cat raw beef and he turned into ash
onyx igloo
no i found a rat
..
How did you?
last spoke
Chat should I buy IceCream or TimTams
twin bear
Dam
last spoke
I could get both
polar kernel
Chat should I buy IceCream or TimTams
unregistered firearm
last spoke
I'm gonna get both
onyx igloo
Chat should I buy IceCream or TimTams
Buy both and be a fatass
onyx igloo
We are all fatasses
rain mango
we?
rose kestrel
Chat should I buy IceCream or TimTams
Ice Tams
polar kernel
https://tenor.com/view/cat-eating-kibble-greedy-glutton-gif-420543703723860209
they love their little brown rocks
twin bear
Fr
last spoke
Buy both and be a fatass
Eh, we're like perfectly in a healthy weight range
low tangle
https://tenor.com/view/cat-eating-kibble-greedy-glutton-gif-420543703723860209
Why does this gif look like that.
onyx igloo
Eh, we're like perfectly in a healthy weight range
You ruined my bit
Oh well
polar kernel
my cat isnt aggressive about food but im also fully convinced he doesnt actually understand what hunger is since hes never felt it a day in his life
onyx igloo
Another thing to put in the bin
nimble trail
my cat is rotund
low tangle
https://tenor.com/view/badlandschugs-mug-speed-sped-up-gif-27664248
I see this guy everywhere, what was his name again?
polar kernel
he goes 8 hours without a meal and will literally squeeze his way under my door as best he can so i feed him
mind you its like 2 am when he does this
nimble trail
low tangle
thats my cat
Cute cat.
last spoke
Look at this rotund cat
twin bear
onyx igloo
Seishe you have no mouth and must scream
polar kernel
the greed they speak of in the bible was based on my cat
onyx igloo
https://tenor.com/view/ai-generated-cat-brainrot-yapping-talking-gif-10474450742...
This is how I look at 12 am talking to myself
polar kernel
so happy i finally hung my posters life is turning around
onyx igloo
I babble like the true insane man I am
last spoke
Hey chat look at my new PC
He a bit of a sassy bastard but the frames go crazy
polar kernel
maybe i wont sit in my garage with my car running this week 
low tangle
I babble like the true insane man I am
Insane? Crazy even?
polar kernel
things are gonna be alright
onyx igloo
Insane? Crazy even?
Batshit.
ancient frost
https://www.gofundme.com/manage/donate-to-sampson-bevans-surgery-fund this is one of my good friends we love playing zomboid and he needs surgery his insurance wont cover anything helps dont feel pressured
twin bear
I wish I could put a camera on my cat
last spoke
Did you run that past the mods?
twin bear
onyx igloo
Back to mumbling to myself till my brain runs out of diesel
last spoke
things are gonna be alright
The greatest act of defiance you can pull off is continuing to live in a world that wants you dead
low tangle
Back to mumbling to myself till my brain runs out of diesel
Maybe check yourself back into the nut house.
nimble trail
The greatest act of defiance you can pull off is continuing to live in a world t...
doesnt that make living punk rock then
like why would i conform like everyone else too
low tangle
Gosh anywho, I am craving an earl grey, have fun y’all.
twin bear
river heath
Alguien que hable español
rose kestrel
guys is this legal ??? what does this mean
toxic relic
Alguien que hable español
No, lo siento
Esto offcial pz server solo permite el inglés
river heath
Gracias
neat moat
cabron
toxic relic
i feel terrible about using google translate to talk to people that need help
im sure they read bad grammar and poorly translated text and have to figure out what its saying
toxic relic
its not good though
toxic relic
hope they find what they need
chrome jetty
Hehehe your carbon
neat moat
binche gringo
twin bear
Do taking in game screenshots count as art if I'm the one setting it all up
chrome jetty
Hello, I will be your Uber for today
No officer I an drive
rose kestrel
twin bear
Not the filter stuff tho
neat moat
hey nerd whos the owner of SpaceX again?
rose kestrel
hey nerd whos the owner of SpaceX again?
Planet Fitness
or Super Girth
Gurt Divers
subtle shoal
Hop on brazilian drug dealer 3
polar kernel
subtle shoal
"Damn..."
neat moat
by motherfucking ALIENS
polar kernel
young kelp
by motherfucking ALIENS
subtle shoal
they put glasses on ice cube and said "good luck bro ✌️"
bronze moat
neat moat
war of the worlds was a good fucking book
white obsidian
subtle shoal
Also make it sponsored by amazon
neat moat
zombie game
looks inside
no zombies
rain mango
ok this 28 days later preset terrifying as fuck
just had a horde of 30+ sprinters hunting me down
nimble trail
did you die
twin bear
Skib bruh
subtle shoal
yarrr harre harre