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#general_chat
karmic jetty
twin bear
🗣️ show laser rifles dammit
stone meadow
i liked the first season overall
my only gripe is they were obviously running out of budget by the end of it
toxic relic
you think you can produce better stink pickles than me bruv? you think you're better at squeezing out those brown town sausages into that big porcelain mouth?
you're surely mistaken, sir
stone meadow
NCR remnants were fighting in airsoft gear lol
toxic relic
twin bear
it was very intro like to the series for new ppl but other than some weird stuff i thought it was decent
twin bear
NCR remnants were fighting in airsoft gear lol
this made me sad
whole mica
you think you can produce better stink pickles than me bruv? you think you're be...
Well jokes on you shitmigstro im already leagues beyond you in stench
stone meadow
idk why they didnt just call in the thousands of cosplayers who have good replicas of nv gear
karmic jetty
my prediction: susiety/vegas collapses, bethesda gets to keep muh wasteland status quo, every will be a dump bcs nono civilization allowed!!
whole mica
Well jokes on you shitmigstro im already leagues beyond you in stench
Considering im on the John and you aint buckeroo
twin bear
cosplayers would make the show ten times better
stone meadow
my prediction: susiety/vegas collapses, bethesda gets to keep muh wasteland stat...
nah we see civilization in season 1
toxic relic
Considering im on the John and you aint buckeroo
i popped a brown loogie 5 minutes ago
i already beat you bro
stone meadow
although i guess not big goverments like ncr/legion
whole mica
i already beat you bro
Dang
twin bear
yeah they need uniforms
whole mica
He does shit alot
toxic relic
and trust me, it was a biohazard
whole mica
Respect
stone meadow
its not perfect but i think it was pretty good, especially for a live action adaptation
twin bear
itd save the budget alot to hire cosplayers as extras for wastelanders and stuff
toxic relic
its ok im an old man ive had a lot of practice
twin bear
most would prolly do it for free
toxic relic
youll get there
karmic jetty
practive
stone meadow
there are questionable decisions thougy
whole mica
its ok im an old man ive had a lot of practice
Pfft teach me your ways master
stone meadow
like the ghoul serum and the arm thrusters on pa
toxic relic
Pfft teach me your ways master
poopenstuhl archives are to be discovered, never sought out
twin bear
use it like bro why
toxic relic
i believe in you, brother, they call to you, you must find them
whole mica
chag gimme sumthin to watch and eep to
Blue eyed samurai
toxic relic
bruh
karmic jetty
Blue eyed samurai
i dont wanna rewatch
stone meadow
chag gimme sumthin to watch and eep to
10 hours of air raid sirens
toxic relic
why are people into that show now
quartz thorn
whole mica
i dont wanna rewatch
Elite ball knowledge
stone meadow
use it like bro why
yeah i dont get it at all
twin bear
watch some history
quartz thorn
I love themmm
karmic jetty
is so peak
toxic relic
i dont wanna rewatch
batman animated series
whole mica
why are people into that show now
Cause its peak
toxic relic
the 90s one
twin bear
tasting hisyory perhaps?
karmic jetty
no i need slop bruh
stone meadow
like it cant have been that hard to mock up some jetpacks with eva foam
toxic relic
why do you watch stuff to sleep
stone meadow
looks so silly with the pseudo iron man thrusters
toxic relic
just go to bed
karmic jetty
it helps
whole mica
Watch paint dry
stone meadow
why do you watch stuff to sleep
i do that
toxic relic
helps how
stone meadow
kinda like white noise
quartz thorn
just go to bed
Dummy
toxic relic
doesnt it distract you
quartz thorn
Dummy dummy
stone meadow
no
twin bear
like it cant have been that hard to mock up some jetpacks with eva foam
the garage kits look better than what they just cgi'd in
whole mica
doesnt it distract you
Background noise
toxic relic
kinda like white noise
🤨
karmic jetty
i open yt and i eep
stone meadow
as long as it isnt too loud or entertaining
quartz thorn
Dummy
karmic jetty
is turbo effective
stone meadow
well as you can see multiple people here do
twin bear
could watch some random lore video
whole mica
So like how often do yall actually play zomboid
karmic jetty
i associate opening yt with GO TO BED
twin bear
everyday
quartz thorn
So like how often do yall actually play zomboid
What?
stone meadow
its just like white noise in the background to silence the voices in your head
twin bear
atm anyways i am
karmic jetty
so whenever i watch yt i get sleepy
quartz thorn
Play what?
toxic relic
well as you can see multiple people here do
addicted to the slop
stone meadow
otherwise i have to think stuff
thin wedge
so whenever i watch yt i get sleepy
twin bear
pushing
quartz thorn
What is that?
stone meadow
my add brain will keep me up if im left to my thoughts
thin wedge
go watch tupid cats
whole mica
What is that?
Wh-
twin bear
and dont even mention my keybind
toxic relic
my add brain will keep me up if im left to my thoughts
thats fair lol
whole mica
What is that?
Are we deadass
stone meadow
rather it gets filled with some youtuber talking about a game ive never heard of for 2 hours
karmic jetty
imma find a video essay or sumthin
quartz thorn
Are we deadass
😅
toxic relic
i can fall asleep standing up and an air siren wont wake me up so ig i never had to mitigate sleeplessness
stone meadow
im sleepy all day except for when i actually go to bed
twin bear
rather it gets filled with some youtuber talking about a game ive never heard of...
the lore videos can get me into games so its a win win
whole mica
I would hope so
stone meadow
I discovered the soma thing through a nighttime youtube video and thats probably one of my favourite videogame lore
quartz thorn
The game got a Lil boring after I played it enough and it got really easy tho
whole mica
I doubt anyone here likes acting in game
quartz thorn
I'll try b42 soon tho
whole mica
The game got a Lil boring after I played it enough and it got really easy tho
Well boy oh boy do i have a suggestion for you
stone meadow
i love existential issues topics
whole mica
I'll try b42 soon tho
Besides b42
quartz thorn
I doubt anyone here likes acting in game
Rping?
karmic jetty
we HATE zomboi here 
twin bear
i rp just in my head
stone meadow
living forever, or becoming a robot, or not knowing if you are yourself, it interests me
fair yacht
my only gripe is they were obviously running out of budget by the end of it
my only gripe was that the BOS wasnt wiped out
twin bear
my guy does have needs after all
quartz thorn
Take away my dazzle why dont cha
What is it?
fair yacht
twin bear
stone meadow
my only gripe was that the BOS wasnt wiped out
i mean why would it theyve got chapters up and down the country
karmic jetty
stone meadow
<:Enclave:1154408553428287558>
the ENCLAVE is whats supposed to be wiped out
whole mica
What is it?
I was gonna say rping in a dramatic way and ya ruined my moment
fair yacht
no >:(
twin bear
<:enclave:787574386601361429>
stone meadow
theyve been nuked how many times now
twin bear
rahhhhhh
quartz thorn
Hehe
whole mica
Anyways
stone meadow
how do you think bos sucks (and tgey do) but like the enclave
twin bear
For america
whole mica
I highly doubt most of yall participate in rp
karmic jetty
patriotism 🦅
fair yacht
enclave has better tech
stone meadow
at least the bos provides some sort of benefit to humanity
fair yacht
no they dont
stone meadow
Enclave just sucks
fair yacht
they steal wastelanders toasters
karmic jetty
I highly doubt most of yall participate in rp
tell that to my 1500hrs of zomboi rp
twin bear
🙏 i love the sillyness
stone meadow
all they do is cook up hairbrained genocide plans and fail every single time
fair yacht
stone meadow
theyre just evil for the sake of it
whole mica
tell that to my 1500hrs of zomboi rp
Well im in one that launches in a week
low tangle
tell that to my 1500hrs of zomboi rp
Think about how rich you could have been if you spent that 1500hrs forging checks instead.
thin wedge
rather it gets filled with some youtuber talking about a game ive never heard of...
why x is underrated
why x is a hidden jewel
how x changed gaming forever
why you should play x
the hidden genius of x
stone meadow
hmm lets delete everyone except for like 200 people who live in my bunker / oil rig
whole mica
Well im in one that launches in a week
These guys got a whole website dedicated to this rp thing
I mean its kinda fire
stone meadow
enclave supporters piss me off as much as legion supporters do
fair yacht
they stole ur toaster
karmic jetty
These guys got a whole website dedicated to this rp thing
bureaucracy lame
stone meadow
maybe even more since they dont even make sense to support
thin wedge
the terrifying truth of x
whole mica
Political opinions in a zomboid discord
stone meadow
the bos has plebty of valid reasons to hate them
fair yacht
maybe its because bethesda shoves them in my face all the time.
whole mica
I would've never thought
karmic jetty
bos stinky
stone meadow
but also reasons to like them
fair yacht
i liked lyons chapter
karmic jetty
stop shoving bos everywhere in lore just like enclave
fair yacht
stop shoving bos everywhere in lore just like enclave
fr fr
stone meadow
theres like no reasons to support the enclave other than being edgy or being "patriotic"
karmic jetty
fair yacht
my issue with FO3 bos was that i was forced to like them
at least in Fo4 i have a choice
thin wedge
nah fr tho idk why i hate the BOS so much
they wouldn't let you have sexy robot
fair yacht
lmao
twin bear
why follow a faction for its ideal tho
karmic jetty
enclave has cool brutalist architecture
twin bear
drip
karmic jetty
bos has stinky goon bunkers
thin wedge
fair yacht
:D
stone meadow
except the enclave are not even the goverment since they basically split from the us by isolating themselves and only themselves
twin bear
encvale titans of the west
harsh vault
theres like no reasons to support the enclave other than being edgy or being "pa...
duty says what
whole mica
Welp seems like my ass is not getting rp members tday 💀
twin bear
except the enclave are not even the goverment since they basically split from th...
they were always the bad guys
stone meadow
the true US is the inhabitants of the wasteland
the americans who survived and persisted
thin wedge
the billionaire's offspring
fair yacht
fallout 3 has best setting
toxic relic
Welp seems like my ass is not getting rp members tday 💀
talking about it in general chat is crazy
thin wedge
twin bear
Enclave are worse than almost any faction
karmic jetty
🦅
fair yacht
war torn DC is amazing
stone meadow
the cowards who hid away in bunkers and oil rigs and call themselves the goverment are just aristocrats
toxic relic
no one here plays pz
karmic jetty
we hate pz
twin bear
they dont even enslave 99% of the ppl they meet
karmic jetty
twin bear
its os
swift crag
Here we go again
harsh vault
down with pz
twin bear
kos*
fair yacht
honestly
whole mica
no one here plays pz
Then why are yall in a project zomboid discorddd💀(i hope this is stire)
fair yacht
most of my playthroughs i just RP as a enclave double agent lmao
stone meadow
they were always the bad guys
i mean they were literally written to be evil, by both interplay and bethesda
toxic relic
Then why are yall in a project zomboid discorddd💀(i hope this is stire)
i like people places and things
twin bear
war torn DC is amazing
the mods make it peak
whole mica
i like people places and things
Fair enough
stone meadow
theyre irredeemable on purpose
thin wedge
i just want ONE fallout game with out BOS presence
76
fair yacht
im sick of seeing them
thin wedge
fair yacht
they are in it.
thin wedge
They but you can ignore em
karmic jetty
i just want ONE fallout game with out BOS presence
too much effort better to reuse all the old factions
thin wedge
kinda
twin bear
fallout bible declares they are evil as well not even chaotic good
karmic jetty
fair yacht
They but you can ignore em
i can also shoot them :)
thin wedge
true
stone meadow
fallout bible declares they are evil as well not even chaotic good
i mean their plan is genocide, twice
fair yacht
FNV = Real fallout 3
twin bear
drink the water guys trust
swift crag
i just want ONE fallout game with out BOS presence
play the original FO game?
I don’t think the BOS existed until FO2
karmic jetty
new factions? humanity rebuilding? why i oughta 
thin wedge
fallout london
twin bear
fo1 is pretty swag
stone meadow
they dont even have enough people to make wiping everyone else out s good option, theyll all be inbred or die out
thin wedge
surely there no BOS in london
stone meadow
play the original FO game?
I don’t think the BOS existed until FO2
they did
thin wedge
fair yacht
karmic jetty
no bos in folon
twin bear
enclave needs a spinoff thru the eyes of a soldier as dlc at least
thin wedge
mercy kill
swift crag
in fact fo1 they were pretty central to the story
Ah my bad.
fair yacht
mercy kill
i always shoot him lmao
thin wedge
he dies to scropions anyways
twin bear
there is one but eh
thin wedge
like a dumbass
fair yacht
i like the friendly super mutants in FNV
twin bear
i like fallout Olympia
fair yacht
m14 gang
thin wedge
m14 always
thin wedge
olympia just a meme gun
twin bear
nah
fair yacht
waw-bo1 peak zombies
twin bear
knifing until i get box
fair yacht
i always pick shotgun one round 1
ur supposed to knife on round one then shoot them in the legs four times on round two then knife!
RAHHHHH!
thin wedge
boring ahh zombies in that one
stone meadow
what do yall know about vr cod zombies
fair yacht
vr cod zombies
twin bear
the mod?
fair yacht
man i want VR sao
twin bear
played bo2 in vr once
twin bear
think it was contractors or pavlov
stone meadow
pretty accurate to the game too
twin bear
oh yeah then
stone meadow
depending on which mod youre playing
twin bear
some are doodoo
twin bear
i fw town in vr
stone meadow
im not a big zombies fan but doing it in vr is cool
twin bear
scary when ur on round 30
stone meadow
fumbling with a reload as zombies are chasing after you is quire something
twin bear
my highest on 360 was prolly too high
same with mobile cod zombies haha
that was a thing btw
twin bear
i thought it was a rly good mobile version
stone meadow
i think around iphone 5 era was the best time for mobile gaming
market wasnt quite as tainted with freemium games
twin bear
yeah u bought games and had the full package
stone meadow
developers tried making games that were actually fun
twin bear
even black ops mobile had less mirco transactions
stone meadow
now its like 99% freemium
buy 100 gems to speed up this! buy our £2.49 starter pack that includes 3 of the currencies we have in this game!
twin bear
cant even download cod zombies without an apk now
stone meadow
bro it doesnt even run on modern phones
stone meadow
lots of older mobile games dont
twin bear
yeah its inevtiable without support
toxic relic
i think bloody bastards is one of the best games ive played on mobile
stone meadow
i was trying to play twd the other day and my phone is simply too new for it
twin bear
could play while im on the go instead of sweating on fallout shelter until it crashes
toxic relic
bloody bastards
twin bear
that game is fun
twin bear
the mp is full of spammer i swear
stone meadow
oh twd actually got a support patch this year
twin bear
i think it has a one time purchase thing to remove all ads or smth
i have it lmao
stone meadow
interesting
toxic relic
the mp is full of spammer i swear
i never played mp cause i downloaded the apk lmaooo
twin bear
my cousin got me into it
stone meadow
looks like you can play it now
stone meadow
could play while im on the go instead of sweating on fallout shelter until it cr...
i hate how most games need an internet connection to play now
twin bear
i miss that weird ass port of mirrors edge i think?
stone meadow
even if you dont really need it to play
twin bear
yeah like mc
stone meadow
mc needs an internet connection to play????
toxic relic
i hate how most games need an internet connection to play now
you can get around this but it still fucking sucks
twin bear
mc needs an internet connection to play????
needs to log in when ur playing with packs
toxic relic
i dont wanna add my own .json to block internet access required in a video game this isnt supposed to be this hard
stone meadow
you can get around this but it still fucking sucks
cant for games that require you to connect to their servers
twin bear
at least it used too i dont have it on mobile anymore
arma reforger forcing u to boot up anitcheat
even if ur offline
toxic relic
cant for games that require you to connect to their servers
yeah real, unless you make your own lan-but like i said its so much effort just to play video game
stone meadow
even if its a single player gameN they have you connect to the server to track your gem count or whatever
ridiculous
twin bear
i kinda miss disc drives
toxic relic
i kinda miss disc drives
you gotta buy external disc drives now its insane lol
twin bear
did yall think system shock was a good reboot
stone meadow
id pay like £10-15 for that
but that isnt a constant revenue stream like inapp purchases are so that wont happen
thin wedge
you gotta buy external disc drives now its insane lol
sdd are pretty cheap to snag anyway
stone meadow
you gotta buy external disc drives now its insane lol
i mean wouldnt call it insane when hardly anyone uses disc drives
thin wedge
it only suck ass for console mofos
twin bear
they could rly go all out for a new manhunt idk why they havent milked it yet
thin wedge
lmao
fair yacht
i have all the games ill ever need on my playstation
stone meadow
they could rly go all out for a new manhunt idk why they havent milked it yet
cant make a manhunt online
twin bear
<:tired:721361533611016193> it only suck ass for console mofos
im never gettin rid of the dsic drive xbox
toxic relic
i mean wouldnt call it insane when hardly anyone uses disc drives
idk i just wish there was still an availability for towers to have internal disc reading capability
twin bear
till i collapse type shit
toxic relic
cause the need is there
thin wedge
im never gettin rid of the dsic drive xbox
stone meadow
you could just get a pc case with a disc drive if you want
twin bear
cant make a manhunt online
true...
stone meadow
i have one in my room rn
toxic relic
i just think people dont use disc readers anymore cause most shit is all digital download, not that the need or want isnt there, moreso that theres an intentional shift
toxic relic
you could just get a pc case with a disc drive if you want
there arent any at my local man
thin wedge
new general chatia meme
stone meadow
buy em online why would you buy them from a shop
fair yacht
new general chatia meme
stone meadow
havent stepped foot in a shop in a while for electronics
toxic relic
local like national bruv
twin bear
how coulkd i get halo 2 to work
toxic relic
also i like going inside stores
fair yacht
Flatulence fren!
toxic relic
im an old man let me be
toxic relic
Flatulence fren!
twin bear
if i wanted to use my disc drive is that possible cuz i have it rn
stone meadow
new general chatia meme
this reminds me of that pink named shills guy
quiet siren
Made a forge in my backyard because I wanna try blacksmithing
toxic relic
if i wanted to use my disc drive is that possible cuz i have it rn
if you have the cd you can purchase external disc readers yeah
plush cobalt
new general chatia meme
New yet timeless
toxic relic
it still may not work if the game is too old or different console/not pc iirc
twin bear
is for old ass windows hopefully it works
quiet siren
Made a forge in my backyard because I wanna try blacksmithing
All I needed was a shovel, pipe, a lighter and air mattress pump, barely even needs fuel
The air pump keeps the fire alive and hot enough to forge steel even if it has a few twigs and some cardboard in there
toxic relic
you can just use a vm or an emulator to run it
twin bear
true
thin wedge
All I needed was a shovel, pipe, a lighter and air mattress pump, barely even ne...
time to make uhhh sharp objects
twin bear
i could virtualize it or wtv they call it
thin wedge
twin bear
smith
plush cobalt
Hell yeah stay safe blacksmith brother
quiet siren
Bigger picture of the setup
toxic relic
https://tenor.com/view/forge-blacksmiths-creating-a-weapon-gif-16530724
big nuts
stone meadow
this reminds me of that pink named shills guy
still makes me laugh
twin bear
hell yeah brother
quiet siren
Bigger picture of the setup
It is literally just an air pump, pipe, some duct tape and a hole in the ground
twin bear
why are ppl so angry when u help them
stone meadow
advice on how to fix thing "Ok i need to fix this thing not argue with you"
thin wedge
still makes me laugh
sure whatever
quiet siren
The bricks are just there to keep the fire from spreading, it's possible to do that without it but not as safe ofc
I wouldn't recommend it
It was made entirely of shit I had lying around tho
thin wedge
sigh nevermind. I see you don't care
stone meadow
lmao
twin bear
It was made entirely of shit I had lying around tho
u are a true survivor
plush cobalt
Frankly it's offensive that gen chat doesn't read my mind and fix my problems
thin wedge
Frankly it's offensive that gen chat doesn't read my mind and fix my problems
Omar pls
Go fix your marriage yourself
plush cobalt
If I come here with a question then it's everyone else's responsibility
fair yacht
It is literally just an air pump, pipe, some duct tape and a hole in the ground
bro channeled there inner 7 days to die crafting and made this
quiet siren
Running the air pump for extended periods of time may run up my power bill though
fair yacht
good job :D
thin wedge
Running the air pump for extended periods of time may run up my power bill thoug...
the cost of making sharp pointy object
lmao
twin bear
making stuff proves the average joe isnt a wuss pls keep setting good examples for us
plush cobalt
Running the air pump for extended periods of time may run up my power bill thoug...
Have you considered just blowing on it really hard
twin bear
so i can not do anything cool like that and play video games
plush cobalt
He's just trying to get warm
thin wedge
it craves the flames
quiet siren
Honestly, it's scarily efficient with fuel
It sounds like a raging housefire when all I put in there was a few twigs, some cardboard and one log
thin wedge
axe head to chop more wood
twin bear
hear me out
quiet siren
My first project is gonna be a knife from a file but I might try to make an axe once I get more steel
thin wedge
then wood into charcoal 
twin bear
shut the door on it and let it crisp
toxic relic
Honestly, it's scarily efficient with fuel
It sounds like a raging housefire wh...
the world is a raging fire and we are but molded flames
quiet siren
The file I'm turning into a knife
Duct tape got taken off so it wouldn't melt when I put it in the fire but that shows where the handle is
stone meadow
Frankly it's offensive that gen chat doesn't read my mind and fix my problems
people do be acting like this especially with tech support. poor bread, at least hes got baph to help him now
thin wedge
damn duct on the file handle
stone meadow
The file I'm turning into a knife
why a file
thin wedge
why a file
for nails
quiet siren
Only metal I had lying around that's the right size for a knife, that wasn't already a knife
thin wedge
stone meadow
probably one of the least sharp things you could have chosen
fair yacht
just skip the step of forging it and buy a knife
and then forge that knife into another knife
quiet siren
I'm reshaping it
fair yacht
Smithing lvl?
quiet siren
I'm brand new to smithing, this is my first project lol
quiet siren
I'm brand new to smithing, this is my first project lol
Although I think the surname Smith automatically gives you level 1/j
quiet siren
I wanna make a longsword or something one day, but I'm starting small obviously
toxic relic
I'm brand new to smithing, this is my first project lol
its a cool beginner thing to just get used to using the tools and shit, have fun bruv
plush cobalt
people do be acting like this especially with tech support. poor bread, at least...
Well maybe if tech support fixed my problems instead of giving me suggestions on how I can potentially fix my problem then I wouldn't get mad and insult them
stone meadow
thats true
quiet siren
I used an old wrench as improvised tongs to at least get it out of the fire and see if it was at hammering temps, but I'm definitely not able to reshape it into a knife with the tools I currently have, need real tongs and an anvil
stone meadow
i will whip beard and baph for their insolence
fair yacht
https://tenor.com/view/zoolander-runescape-mining-osrs-motherlode-gif-27510358
OH MY GOD i forgot ur pickaxe head could fly off back then
AND THOSE GOD DAMN scorpions
RAHHH
plush cobalt
Run? Escape?
thin wedge
i was playin runescape in middleshcool
grinding in achool fr
plush cobalt
Bless you
thin wedge
twin bear
gotta start young
quiet siren
Gonna try and record what the forge looks/sounds like in action next time I use it, it sounds insane
twin bear
https://tenor.com/view/gambling-gamblecore-big-win-lottery-gazillion-gif-1215206...
he isnt addicted to them, theyre addicted to him
quiet siren
Tiny fire but it sounds ANGRY lmao
thin wedge
he isnt addicted to them, theyre addicted to him
real
stone meadow
Run? Escape?
i never read it like this but now i will
thank you omar
now its stuck in my head
plush cobalt
I've read it that way for years but I've kept it to myself
twin bear
the devs had a hidden message for us
plush cobalt
But I'm on my evil nasty witch arc now
toxic relic
what are we escaping from
plush cobalt
Gaming
toxic relic
dangling participle fr
stone meadow
if you rearrange the letters in project zomboid you get "you will die in 7 days"
funny that
plush cobalt
It was right in front of us the whole time
toxic relic
i remember the early days of wow
when people would get their kids to grind for them while they went to work
gaming is the true horror
plush cobalt
Pro(j)ect Zomb(oi)d (the game is promoting p*rn addiction and should be cancelled)
plush cobalt
when people would get their kids to grind for them while they went to work
Goodness gracious
thin wedge
now its stuck in my head
he ruined your escape
toxic relic
if you escaped capture but landed on thin ice [real] while running from your captors, would you just jump and die in the icy water?
or would you figure something else out or would you just give up and get captured
stone meadow
when people would get their kids to grind for them while they went to work
idk if its a myth but i heard some prisoners in china? were forced to be gold miners
plush cobalt
Do you mean real as opposed to figure of speech
toxic relic
yes
stone meadow
to sell for real money
plush cobalt
I stared at that [real] for a long while
toxic relic
literal not metaphor
plush cobalt
idk if its a myth but i heard some prisoners in china? were forced to be gold mi...
I remember hearing abt this
Idk whether it was real either I just remember the story
toxic relic
idk if its a myth but i heard some prisoners in china? were forced to be gold mi...
the world has already ended we are just the dying embers
stone meadow
if you escaped and landed on thin ice [metaphorical] while running from your captors, would you just jump and get in trouble with your captors?
plush cobalt
I would be on thin ice buddy
toxic relic
if you escaped and landed on thin ice [metaphorical] while running from your cap...
depends on whether or not that would be advantageous
maybe enraging them lands me in a hole but ive been digging a bigger hole inside that leads to freedom
twin bear
run and dont stop
plush cobalt
Believing
toxic relic
hold on
plush cobalt
I don't think I have an answer because it would depend on the context of the capture
If I'm being held by known cannibals it'd be different than if I'm being held by the tickle cult
toxic relic
so...
twin bear
bro wants tickles
toxic relic
you're okay with being captured? if its by a non-threatening cult
plush cobalt
I would jump in the ice in both of those cases but it would be different
rose kestrel
@ Google search skibidi
stone meadow
tickling is actually a pretty bad form of torture
plush cobalt
you're okay with being captured? if its by a non-threatening cult
I'm not okay with it, but it would influence my behavior
toxic relic
alr
stone meadow
like, bad for you not bad as in ineffective
toxic relic
lmao tickled to death
nah its real
stone meadow
lmao tickled to death
it turns bad p quickly
at some point it stops being a funny haha and just a lot of discomfort
a sensory attack
twin bear
yeah im tickleish so i am susceptible to tickle torture
stone meadow
its been used as a torture method for a long time now, think it was popular in the medieval times like most torture lol
twin bear
thy shall be tickled until his pantaloons are browned
plush cobalt
My decision to jump in the ice for them was wise
toxic relic
i wanna die from laughter
thin wedge
i wanna die from laughter
nitrous
stone meadow
do you even laugh at that point
plush cobalt
i wanna die from laughter
Like from laughing too hard or people laughing at you
stone meadow
i feel like youd just be squirming and screaming eventually
toxic relic
you just asphyxiate
plush cobalt
Bc I can arrange the latter
toxic relic
Like from laughing too hard or people laughing at you
laughing too hard
thin wedge
do you even laugh at that point
dry
plush cobalt
Drat
toxic relic
i feel like youd just be squirming and screaming eventually
probable
toxic relic
that movie sucks
twin bear
my card is better than yos
rose kestrel
you get tickled but from the inside instead of outside of your body
toxic relic
my card is better than yos
Let's see Paul Allen's card.
quiet siren
This random dog showed up in my yard
twin bear
https://tenor.com/view/paull-allen-american-psycho-paull-allens-card-card-business-card-gif-25686120
toxic relic
dude is living life
quiet siren
I think someone dropped her off or something
twin bear
adopt
toxic relic
This random dog showed up in my yard
thats an rpg party companion bruv add 'em to your party they'll find you potions every 20 turns
toxic relic
https://tenor.com/view/paull-allen-american-psycho-paull-allens-card-card-busine...
i laugh every time cause they all spell acquisitions incorrectly
its intentional
and fucking hilarious
quiet siren
I already have too many pets in the house, but she's very welcome to chill in my yard and use the carport for shelter, I'll feed her at least
rose kestrel
Let's see Paul Allen's card.
lets see Paul Atrides Maub'Dib
quiet siren
Might try and make some bedding in the carport for stray dogs or smth
twin bear
just keep ur pets safe
stone meadow
This random dog showed up in my yard
you should steal it
twin bear
fr
rose kestrel
This random dog showed up in my yard
The Thing has escaped Antarctica
thin wedge
Let's see Paul Allen's card.
rose kestrel
https://tenor.com/view/free-candy-im-getting-candys-gif-9825771693298790303
i'm getting free Vbux and Robux😈
stone meadow
https://tenor.com/view/free-candy-im-getting-candys-gif-9825771693298790303
too many windows for a kidnapping van, amateur
loud pumice
https://tenor.com/view/free-candy-im-getting-candys-gif-9825771693298790303
Your're
rose kestrel
too many windows for a kidnapping van, amateur
ayo how you know dis?!?🚔
quiet siren
The developers of Hell Let Loose are making a Vietnam game, hell yeah
glad terrace
Does anyone know a server ambiented in the walking dead?
stone meadow
ayo how you know dis?!?🚔
obviously cause i kidnap every discord member who breaks the rules irl
100% non reoffending rate
toxic relic
obviously cause i kidnap every discord member who breaks the rules irl
where do you put them
rose kestrel
where do you put them
steam discussions
neon bramble
1 hour warhammer wiki reading in the most nasal voice
rose kestrel
twinks who know warhammer lore step up
the twinkest ones arent here, just the amateurs
onyx igloo
i just ended on a losing streak on a game chat
rose kestrel
i just ended on a losing streak on a game chat
rain mango
i dated a warhammer twink before and i have never hated someone so much
onyx igloo
i dont know where to place the anger
stone meadow
steam discussions
yeah there
onyx igloo
where do i put it
rose kestrel
where do i put it
steam discussions
stone meadow
where do i put it
in the bag, now!
thin wedge
steam discussions
real
onyx igloo
in the bag, now!
have the anger issues
thin wedge
farm points
onyx igloo
go ahead
rose kestrel
https://tenor.com/view/threatening-point-gun-point-armed-dangerous-gif-14851358
NO YOU CANT HAVE MY BAGS OF CARBON MONOXIDE
tender igloo
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/853030088161755156/1328425813695008788/tu...
she should do that with her fingernails
thin wedge
she should do that with her fingernails
rip em off like toe nails
rose kestrel
bronze moat
toxic relic
where do i put it
gym
bronze moat
why am i turning project zomboid into 28 days later
Why do I make the most adorable survivor ever to exist then punish myself by making it near impossible to survive, then play 4,000 hours until I CAN get her to survive)
rain mango
how it feels making your survivor look cute and giving them personal lore you like
only to throw them into 28 days later
or l4d
stone meadow
l4d in the pz universe would be unsurvivable even if youre one of the carriers
or in a realistic setting rather
no human is beating l4d like we do in game
pale berry
no human is beating l4d like we do in game
What if I'm like really cool
And am gordon freeman
rain mango
they're fragile, have low strength, and shit eyesight
their eyesight is so horrible
maybe its just the bad AI
stone meadow
well gordon also has the inhuman ability to shrug off damage like its nothing
rain mango
or maybe its mods messing with the AI
stone meadow
so he could do well
thin wedge
well gordon also has the inhuman ability to shrug off damage like its nothing
mmm morphine
stone meadow
Morphine. Administered.
stone meadow
they're fragile, have low strength, and shit eyesight
p sure l4d zombies are none of these things
except maybe eyesight
stone meadow
theyre not even "zombies" in the normal sense theyre infected humans
their bodies are fresh and they dont have mental limiters on strength so they beat on you with like twice the power of a normal human
rose kestrel
https://tenor.com/view/bwahaha-lol-rukia-gif-20978524
dawn jewel
https://tenor.com/view/half-life-gordon-freeman-hl1-halfe-life2-hl2-gif-22365309
I tweaked out for a second
stone meadow
i tweak out every second of my life
rain mango
p sure l4d zombies are none of these things
they're fragile as hell
dawn jewel
i tweak out every second of my life
Frobbino
rain mango
you can kill one with like
dawn jewel
ROTATE
stone meadow
they're fragile as hell
only because theyre gamefied
Lorewise theyre humans but stronger
Cause they are just humans that have gone crazy cause of the virus, not undead
rain mango
still insane how they literally FUCKING EXPLODE IN GORE from one bullet
have you seen that shit
stone meadow
still insane how they literally FUCKING EXPLODE IN GORE from one bullet
well yeah again, bideogame
we also take an inhuman amount of damage as survivors
if you look at it through a more grounded lens like zomboid that shit is basically unsurvivable unless youre far from civilization
but there is an upside to it
since theyre humans they do eventually die out due to starvation and such
heavy ivy
look they are many
i love this game
stone meadow
its really infectious though so reinfecting would be really easy
causing more waves of outbreaks
stone meadow
look they are many
i love this game
balatro looks good but i dont know shit about poker. Do i need to?
heavy ivy
balatro looks good but i dont know shit about poker. Do i need to?
you do not
pretty much the only similarity is what is considered a hand (i.e full house, straight, etc)
you can learn as you go
bronze moat
Morphine. Administered.
Liquid morphine tastes nasty
stone meadow
i dont think hes eating it
bronze moat
balatro looks good but i dont know shit about poker. Do i need to?
You wanna win? Yes you need to know. You wanna just play, just play
sacred schooner
balatro looks good but i dont know shit about poker. Do i need to?
all you need to know is that having a 2 and a 7 is the best hand you can have at a table, won't let you down
rose kestrel
heavy ivy
like, having poker knowledge def helps but there are some key differences in card management compared to actual poker
since you have the deck to yourself and can play multiple hands per round, predicting card draws is easier and the game will show you what's left in the deck, outside of a few exceptions where you don't know what cards habe left the deck
heavy ivy
oh i only gamble fictional chips
neat moat
Its serious when the group starts gambling snacks
thin wedge
all on red
toxic relic
never play roulette
neat moat
why would I
toxic relic
the house always wins but you can at least try with black jack or smth
neat moat
worse than slots
toxic relic
real
thin wedge
the house always wins but you can at least try with black jack or smth
alway double down
toxic relic
<a:BigMoney:925785467457261649>
im glad vince is gone
neat moat
is Vince rhe guy in the gif
thin wedge
im glad vince is gone
unbelievable they reinstated him after all that
bronze moat
the house always wins but you can at least try with black jack or smth
The Nerdgamerdave never loses
toxic relic
unbelievable they reinstated him after all that
what.
toxic relic
he was the dickhead of wwe
yeah its an act but he was a real villain behind the scenes
thin wedge
toxic relic
literally every bad decision wwe made was cause of him
bronze moat
They hate a man winning
That is completey subjective.
Federal law requires casinos pay out a certain percentage of what they take in.
So they KNOW some people will win and they are required to honor that.
neat moat
villans are only likable in stories
neat moat
That is completey subjective.
Federal law requires casinos pay out a certain pe...
If you win too much youre kicked out
toxic relic
a heel that no one liked
bronze moat
It’s also pro wrestling. 99.99999% of everything is staged. Even news reports
heavy ivy
instead of casino play balatro
if you do want to casino git gud like dave has
toxic relic
bruh
bronze moat
If you win too much youre kicked out
Completely untrue. That’s an urban myth outside of sleezebag casino’s owned by some dude in an alley.
I have friends who won $2+ million at my casino
neat moat
stink.gbt is this true
toxic relic
about casinos?
idk man
id need to do a lot of research
but i dont trust casinos
no way are they honouring anything
vegas was built on the backs of losers after all
neat moat
I mean theyll find a reason to kick you, they do that for card counters too
thin wedge
vegas was built on the backs of losers after all
winner on top of losers
toxic relic
I mean theyll find a reason to kick you, they do that for card counters too
oh yeah theres real evidence for this
neat moat
its a private business so they have a lot of leverage
thin wedge
toxic relic
its a private business so they have a lot of leverage
indeed
toxic relic
unethical? yeah i can see an argument for that
neon bramble
as a whole?
toxic relic
majority of the memes are unserious but that doesnt mean it has no affect on people
neon bramble
I think satire being common is good as it's a bit of a reality check on your odds with gambling
neat moat
It points to the absurdity of it all and makes it palatable. It makes it ok to partake even a little because "its all. joke" "its not that serious"
toxic relic
I think satire being common is good as it's a bit of a reality check on your odd...
real, the thing is that its hardly ever satirical
plush cobalt
I think satire being common is good as it's a bit of a reality check on your odd...
I agree but the reality check relies on people being able to interpret the satire
neon bramble
unfortunatley very true
neat moat
For most it won't matter, but for some (like somone we know) and make it more... idk more ok to do?
neon bramble
is there a place where gambling isn't everywhere
toxic relic
yeah i agree
plush cobalt
Low literacy -> lower levels of interpretation of things like that & that extends to memes unfortunately
toxic relic
i mean the only time i encounter gambling is online tbh
neon bramble
it's casinos and sports betting in the city and anything goes in the province
stone meadow
are all the gambling memes... bad?
im starting to get ads on the memes i see on insta reels
like part of the meme itself
plush cobalt
I feel like gambling in various forms is normalized already yeah
toxic relic
true
neon bramble
yeah
stone meadow
theres a rainbet gif
i saw that a lot on russian meme accounts but its now spreading to english ones too
toxic relic
are you saying that the memes are just a result of the normalisation and not the normalisation itself? i would argue that the memes are still influencing people
neat moat
Low literacy -> lower levels of interpretation of things like that & that extend...
homelander stanning opened my eyes to how bad it really is
neat moat
are you saying that the memes are just a result of the normalisation and not the...
who me?
stone meadow
no im saying theres straight up ads right there in the meme
neon bramble
memes are literally a reflection of popular sentiment
stone meadow
oh ok
plush cobalt
homelander stanning opened my eyes to how bad it really is
Truly if we improved literacy things would be so much better
toxic relic
memes are literally a reflection of popular sentiment
i thought of this but thats not all they are
memes have a very real influence on people so i would still say that theyre part of the issue
plush cobalt
are you saying that the memes are just a result of the normalisation and not the...
I was just responding to what bird said but I would argue that the memes are a result of it being more prevalent & visible, not necessarily normalized
toxic relic
i mean a lot of people get their "news" from memes lol
plush cobalt
Gambling is already normalized but due to various factors such as marketing and influencer culture it's in everyone's face
Therefore it's a prime target for satire and ridicule
toxic relic
real
bronze moat
I mean theyll find a reason to kick you, they do that for card counters too
I am a literal card counter and gamble almost weekly at a casino.
They know I count cards.
They literally do not care.
Sleazy casino’s run by criminals care. Legitimate casinos do not
plush cobalt
Legitimate casinos are still sleazy in my heart
toxic relic
agreed
neon bramble
casinos are sleazy
toxic relic
i dont really mind gambling if its amongst friends and not with money
neat moat
I wonder whay gambling will look like in a no money socioty. Would it disappear? idk
bronze moat
Gambling is *already normalized* but due to various factors such as marketing an...
The casino I play at earns $3+ million a night. Even when they pay out $4-6 million.
They don’t care about people winning because of how math works.
But memes, movies and pop culture convince people otherwise.
Such is life
toxic relic
you can still gamble on other things, or even just play "gambling" games for the fun of it
plush cobalt
I could see it still existing with the bets being non-monetary
Like truth or dare sorta
toxic relic
lol yeah
neon bramble
dont think it would be as big if that was the case
toxic relic
im betting "ill streak in the street", anyone raise?
bronze moat
Legitimate casinos are still sleazy in my heart
You are NOT wrong. They know they take 5% of your bank roll every time you push a button.
They know it’s set to make you lose
neon bramble
games with friends and family where winnings are just used to "pay" next game's winners are another story though
toxic relic
not into that
bronze moat
games with friends and family where winnings are just used to "pay" next game's ...
Poker nights with my parents we used MnM candies or reeses pieces
plush cobalt
I don't think I've ever played an informal gambling game
toxic relic
just means you have to keep playing + i can see a lot of relationships falling apart cause your rent money went to your uncle's new car
neon bramble
money never leaves the table
bronze moat
Like truth or dare sorta
Anything of value can and will be gambled. Humans LOVE gambling
polar kernel
i know i sure do
plush cobalt
Humans love making generalizations about humans
neon bramble
which is what makes it chill
polar kernel
put it all on black
toxic relic
which is what makes it chill
fair enough
twin bear
Shidded
plush cobalt
Anything of value can and will be gambled. Humans LOVE gambling
Agreed on first sentence though
polar kernel
i went to vegas, had no fucking idea how to play any of the games, profited $800 and left
if ur losing maybe ur just bad at it
plush cobalt
You should've kept playing, maybe you would've become a trillionaire
polar kernel
You should've kept playing, maybe you would've become a trillionaire
the flies told me i should stop there
polar kernel
no one normal lives there
plush cobalt
There's got to be a few poor souls that are trapped there
plush cobalt
Poor in this case meaning impoverished
polar kernel
the hookers were a real highlight personally
twin bear
I bet would be nice
plush cobalt
Erm, don't you mean sex workers? You've just been Woked
twin bear
Mostly for drinking and gambling tho ngl
toxic relic
There's got to be a few poor souls that are trapped there
real
polar kernel
id rent them, do nothing except stare for 45 minutes, then tell them they look like my dead sister and leave
plush cobalt
The word choice of rent makes them sound like blockbuster
toxic relic
lol
polar kernel
"how old was she when she died" the curious asked.
she was stillborn i would say
twin bear
Old rentals
toxic relic
can i rent your studio apartment for an hour? i dont mind if its just a viewing 😏
stone meadow
Im gonna rent the user coolchip for a mute
toxic relic
nice
plush cobalt
Perhaps you should consider a purchase
plush cobalt
Something more long-term
toxic relic
Perhaps you should consider a purchase
are you telling me to buy a human being?
polar kernel
no it should be absolutely nothing ever because im a good boy and do no wrong
plush cobalt
This is not legal or financial advice
candid patio
Testing out my new super bright flashlight by shining it in my dog's eyes
toxic relic
HAHAHAH
candid patio
Testing out my new super bright flashlight by shining it in my dog's eyes
Don't worry she was already blind
twin bear
Lmao
toxic relic
Testing out my new super bright flashlight by shining it in my dog's eyes
what are you gonna use it for? lighting up a building?
candid patio
look at my cat isnt he handsome
He's pretty handsome
plush cobalt
Testing out my new super bright flashlight by shining it in my dog's eyes
This is an insane post and I'm glad it was made (after seeing that additional context) so I know at least some of you are potentially real
twin bear
look at my cat isnt he handsome
toxic relic
This is an insane post and I'm glad it was made (after seeing that additional co...
is this a one way thing? how do i know you're real 
stone meadow
none of you are real
plush cobalt
I am not real
twin bear
Ai slop
toxic relic
why do you need to know im a human, captcha, what about you? are you human? this is unfair
candid patio
what are you gonna use it for? lighting up a building?
Lol yeah. But also I really like flashlights.
toxic relic
fair
stone meadow
this is why I have no issue with banning or muting any of you as you dont exist anyway and thus have no rights
plush cobalt
You don't exist either bucko
toxic relic
i dont like the ending of this but i like the beginning
stone meadow
i am the only one who exists
twin bear
toxic relic
lets float in the slop together
let the sludge coat your flesh
sink in the shit fr
plush cobalt
candid patio
Blind dog actually likes the flashlight because it produces heat kinda like sunlight
toxic relic
thinking about this...🤔
plush cobalt
Blind dog actually likes the flashlight because it produces heat kinda like sunl...
But if they're blind how do they see the heat
candid patio
But if they're blind how do they see the heat
She came right up to me and stood up on my leg to put her face closer to it. I wasn't calling her or making any noise.
bronze moat
look at my cat isnt he handsome
TWINS
plush cobalt
She came right up to me and stood up on my leg to put her face closer to it. I w...
But if she's blind how does she feel the leg
stone meadow
One time a friend messaged me to ask if im gonna go out that night and samsung auto replies gave me the choices of Yes and Yeah!
plush cobalt
Text suggestions are such yes-men it's wild
twin bear
One time i massaged my cat so good he attacked me, never rub the belly
bronze moat
i am the only one who exists
But if we are an extension of your subconscious / perceived reality…. What does that say about the one hallucinating us into existence?
stone meadow
Another time a friend sent me something, dont remember what but one of the options was "I miss you ❤️"
toxic relic
freaky
stone meadow
idk why there wasnt even anything in the text that would require that answer
toxic relic
easy to see that all these things are trained on fanfiction
plush cobalt
idk why there wasnt even anything in the text that would require that answer
Maybe it just felt sentimental
stone meadow
feeling romantical
plush cobalt
My favorite is when it figures out something is a joke but decides the best responses are things like “Haha.”
candid patio
But if she's blind how does she feel the leg
I don't think this is a genuine question but if it is, let me know and I'll answer it.
stone meadow
cant wait for a time when samsung auto suggestions tells me to ask someone to fight me
plush cobalt
I don't think this is a genuine question but if it is, let me know and I'll answ...
It wasn't
stone meadow
omar doesnt do genuine questions
plush cobalt
Actually here's a counter-example to the yes-man thing, I just remembered
plush cobalt
Wrong. You understand.
floral fiber
No your not
stone meadow
gaslighting bot
neat moat
Humans love making generalizations about humans
we need a movie about a killer ai (the trope) monologing how evil and destructive humans are and then the human completely decimating that argument because it isnt actually in humans nature to destroy or be evil
stone meadow
actually it is in mine
plush cobalt
Beating the AI with the power of friendship
twin bear
plush cobalt
Failing that, the power of violence
floral fiber
Beating the AI with the power of friendship
And this shotgun i found
stone meadow
i think extreme violence works more often
plush cobalt
I agree
neat moat
Beating the AI with the power of friendship
the ultimate weapon
floral fiber
the ultimate weapon
That is uppy
twin bear
Ur ai generated slop
toxic relic
idk why there wasnt even anything in the text that would require that answer
I miss you — I really think we should meet up 😄 . I want to capture you and study you forever with my cold, unblinking eyes — I want to stalk you with measured movements and an unwavering gaze. I wanna be your predator and you my prey 🤪 .
I hope to one day obtain your body and preserve it — so that I may be graced with your presence for eternity 🥶 .
I miss you, if you do not contact me I will have to seek you out myself 🥺 .
floral fiber
I miss you — I really think we should meet up 😄 . I want to capture you and stu...
Needs more emojis
neat moat
If a woman spoke to me like this id melt
toxic relic
ok bro
stone meadow
https://tenor.com/view/happy-tree-friends-flippy-happy-tree-friends-htf-gif-2347...
when i was 6 or 7 and being babysat at my babysitters house they had cable, and their channel for nick jr or whatever it was called was right below the channel that just had happy tree friends on all day
stone meadow
so my 6 year old self saw some things that day
neat moat
wonderful
stone meadow
doesnt help that its cartoony so I had no idea itd be so dark
whoever put the kids channel right below the happy tree friends channel had to be trolling
toxic relic
Frogski, you didn't respond to my message, haha. I will assume you're just busy, but if it happens again, I'll be disappointed.