general_chat

[toxic relic]

real

i actually listen to miles davis when im depressed lol

[surreal mirage]

I listen to speed drive on repeat

[subtle shoal]

I listen to pink floyd

[toxic relic]

whats that

speed drive?

[stone meadow]

tescos has increased their meal deal prices by 25 p

everything is becoming too expensive smh

[toxic relic]

worlds collapsing

dude

[stone meadow]

well its all the little things

meal deal more expensive

[toxic relic]

i agree i agree

that wasnt sarcastic

[stone meadow]

bus tickrts a quid more each day

oh ok

[toxic relic]

genuinely those small hikes to cheap daiies ruins you

[stone meadow]

this shit affecting the working class the most

amother 10 trillion tax cuts to the rich

[toxic relic]

exactly

[surreal mirage]

I love cutting taxes for people who don't pay taxes

[magic flint]

mcdonalds around here wants like $10 for a burger. Id say I could cook my own cheaper but have you seen the price of beef? like 2x what it was 10 years ago..

[toxic relic]

can we tax the 1% more to help out struggling workers that provide all of the worlds labour and thus profit?
nah more cuts! and then we inflate the market!

[magic flint]

I love cutting... other things.

[surreal mirage]

Their argument is that rich people will leave the country

[swift crag]

When will we have the big crunch?

[magic flint]

Yay?

[toxic relic]

[surreal mirage]

Like ok bro? But their property stays in the country so who gives a fuck lmao

[half kettle]

eat the rich general chat

[toxic relic]

fr

to both of those

[surreal mirage]

The government has never been for the people, it just pretends to be

[toxic relic]

woolworths has literally, as in literally, been upping the prices on everything about 10-20 cents every 2 months

[toxic relic]

same with corpo

[surreal mirage]

Corpo doesn't hide it as well

But you're right

[stone meadow]

if they keep making my food more expensibe i just might

[toxic relic]

the church the state and the corpo
good essay by jean jacque hahaha

[toxic relic]

cannibalism

what would you eat first

[stone meadow]

temporary covid price hikes not looking so temporary either

[toxic relic]

fr

[stone meadow]

feel like the thigh meat would be the best

[toxic relic]

and butt maybe? nah thigh

i think butt might be too tough

or too much fat

[outer zodiac]

Just so you guys know etienne is the best hero in bloons td6 for almost all gamemodes except chimps on a few maps

[chrome jetty]

Kapow

[modest lynx]

u talk about mobile version?

idk if there is any other tbh

[outer zodiac]

also the steam version is the sdame

so in both etienne is superior

admiral brickell is only good on flooded valley and maybe cabin

[modest lynx]

but

u use mobile or not

if u use mobile

[toxic hawk]

We give money. They give potholes

[modest lynx]

maybe i have something for you

[outer zodiac]

i use mobile

but also have it on my computer

[surreal mirage]

I love potholes

[outer zodiac]

got like 400 hours

[toxic relic]

pothole should be a term for a bad weed high

like khole

[surreal mirage]

Please not another drug slang term

There's already too many

[willow pond]

so i have a problem bcs my server disconnects when its trying to load in maps, i think that my pc is just too slow and the ping is too long so it dcs, can i go in to like files and make the ping required for dc longer or smth?

[modest lynx]

u mean that game where u are a hole and eat everything on your way?

like hole'em up?

[toxic relic]

anyone can be a hole

[modest lynx]

pl;s dont

[tall glen]

I am making second dinner

curried shrimp with rice and two soft boiled eggs

[modest lynx]

sounds tasty

[tall glen]

or maybe hard boiled, I am attempting to boil them in the curry

[toxic relic]

you're boring

[tall glen]

egg is egg I guess

[modest lynx]

such eggs are a good substitute for meat

[tall glen]

shrimp is a good subsititute for real meat

mmm sea bugs

[toxic relic]

shrimp is meat

in fact, it has a huge protein to cal ratio

[modest lynx]

shrimp is like fish

?

[tall glen]

we are more fish the shrimp are

[modest lynx]

okay then

[toxic relic]

its great if you want protein without eating chicken all the time

[tall glen]

just eat kiwi's Sir shits

[toxic relic]

id rather eat you

forensically

[tall glen]

I am more adorable? or just better fatty layering

[modest lynx]

i used to eat turkey all the time and i became hypersensitive for it

It turns out that you have to change your meat sources because something is happening with the amino acids in your stomach

[toxic relic]

more meat

[tall glen]

I wanna eat more wild game

[modest lynx]

but now i may eat turkey again

if i switch it with pork or beef

or vegan meet

[tall glen]

I lost my sourcing

[modest lynx]

etc

[tall glen]

I used to get half a deer a year

[toxic relic]

nothing beats falafel

[tall glen]

thats a lot of stew

[modest lynx]

sounds like u are northman then

[modest lynx]

i admire that you like it

[toxic relic]

no

[tall glen]

I reside in one of the most heavily deer populated parts of the world,

[toxic relic]

yes

[tall glen]

CORNFIELDS FOR 3000 miles

[modest lynx]

scandinavia?

canada?

[toxic relic]

lol

what

[modest lynx]

russia?

[toxic relic]

how is there a cornfield in russia

[tall glen]

the northern midwestern us are filthy with deer

[modest lynx]

did i seem lika a guy to you who knows what is most densly populated area of deers ?

[rain mango]

found a mod that flip vehicles over LOL

[tall glen]

we have to cull them cause even hunting doesnt keep the populations down enough

[rain mango]

oh wrong chat

[tall glen]

flips of Oneiric

[modest lynx]

hire wolves and bears?

[modest lynx]

send link pls

[tall glen]

they are reintroducing wolves back into some places

[rain mango]

well flip u too

[tall glen]

and bears only target fawns

[modest lynx]

everybody flips rn

[modest lynx]

maybe they are too slow for deers

[tall glen]

fawns are slow yes

[modest lynx]

i meant bears for deers

[tall glen]

deers is fast yes

:P

[modest lynx]

😲

🐺 🐻 🦌

pick your choice

[tall glen]

for eating

deer

[modest lynx]

for being?

[tall glen]

I am a 🐟

[modest lynx]

🤨

okay then

i am a 🦀

[tall glen]

can I be a

[modest lynx]

ima catch you as fast as i will can by walking by sideways 😭

yea something in them doesnt work

Sideways movement is also faster and more effective, allowing the crab to quickly escape from predators

😱

they are actually better than i always thought

[toxic relic]

so you're a furry

butthole

[tall glen]

the crabs in rimworld no longer walk sideways

it was causing game issues

[modest lynx]

nu uh

[toxic relic]

ok dude go chase this stick

[modest lynx]

nah

[harsh vault]

stick?

where?

[modest lynx]

im not furry tbh but i dont have anything against them

in Poland we will say

well

nevermind

i will get mute

[toxic relic]

wait can you fit 60 cm up your ass

[modest lynx]

ask someone to help you?

[fierce perch]

Heresy. Unspeakable heresy. Heresy

[modest lynx]

[fierce perch]

Guess how much it was downvoted

[toxic relic]

damn

the average rectum is 8 inches

[modest lynx]

how about your height than

[surreal mirage]

What is this convo

[toxic relic]

after it turns to the end of the large instestine

science

im trying to figure out if one can fit 60 cm

in butt

[modest lynx]

its just sir shit things

i tried talk to him

[toxic relic]

[modest lynx]

but he never listens

[toxic relic]

true i dont listen to you

[modest lynx]

sometimes u really could

[surreal mirage]

Lix deez nuts

[modest lynx]

Lix my beans

[surreal mirage]

[toxic relic]

8 inches is around 20 cm

so you need an extra 40 cm

[modest lynx]

an extra 40 for what exactly ?

[toxic relic]

a brush up your ass

keep up brother

[modest lynx]

🤨

u really need to be reeducated

[surreal mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/uni-cat-gif-16508948274886257497

[toxic relic]

re-educated?

[subtle shoal]

Pee n poo n shit

[toxic relic]

cinema

[modest lynx]

ye re re re re

[toxic relic]

isnt re-education erhh uhh torture

[subtle shoal]

It is

[toxic relic]

indeed

[modest lynx]

for you? probably is

for what i meant? no

[toxic relic]

ok lix

maybe you just need to go with the flow

that aside, i think you could do it og

[modest lynx]

what do u even on?

[subtle shoal]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Re-education_through_labor

[toxic relic]

you see, girth is important, i assume the diameter of the brush is small enough that you can bend it

you can fit it up there

👍

[subtle shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-plinko-gif-23007413

[modest lynx]

‘Re-education’ means relearning or correcting habits, skills or functions that have already been learned but are incorrect

all rest u make up

i never mentioned chineses methods

so dont blame for something u imaginated

[toxic relic]

why am i incorrect

exactly

anal fissures for the friends of weho

[modest lynx]

u talk too much about fecals etc

i feel uncomfy with it

[toxic relic]

if you fell then just get up

whats wrong with shit

[modest lynx]

nu uh

[toxic relic]

im a helpful man

and so kind and generous

humble too

[subtle shoal]

Shit dandruff

[toxic relic]

real

did you read the toe fungus one?

[modest lynx]

🤨

[toxic relic]

you still think the poo dandruff is better?

[subtle shoal]

Oh yeah

[toxic relic]

pain is progress

[subtle shoal]

Poo dandruff

Better

[toxic relic]

real

pain in progress is what i call my shitting

laying bricks in the toilet call me a foreman

[modest lynx]

[toxic relic]

whats the longest shit dropped by a huamn

human

if its longer than 60 cm then this ties into your thing

[surreal mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/unicouniuni-tux-cat-tuxedo-cat-uni-sea-urchin-gif-27358526

[toxic relic]

thing is

how do we know

we dont

cause thats just the biggest recorded shit

[subtle shoal]

8 meters

[modest lynx]

what a true scientific mind

talking about the fucking poop

[toxic relic]

of course of course

i dont doubt scientific rigor

[modest lynx]

😡

[toxic relic]

i mean it can only be considered the largest recorded shit

[outer zodiac]

i have returned from shitting

[subtle shoal]

Shit fossil

[outer zodiac]

fuck you

[subtle shoal]

Okay :(

[toxic relic]

we cant know that callum from wrexham is laying pipe from brown town to logville

cause he doesnt post it to r/poop or smth

[surreal mirage]

[tall glen]

I come back into the room and see this

can a man eat his curry in peace

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/egg-gif-24135905

[subtle shoal]

I vividly remember a subreddit where people would post their feces

[toxic relic]

yeah ik

its r/poop

[surreal mirage]

That must have been like 80g of protein maybe more

[subtle shoal]

what a time to be alive it was

[toxic relic]

im not lying its real

[subtle shoal]

Wasnt it banned at one point

[toxic relic]

it got bann-yeah

brother it was fucking annoying

[subtle shoal]

I'm not proud to say it

[toxic relic]

i was in bed ready to gawk at those impressive specimens and it was banned

[subtle shoal]

I was a semi-regular viewer

[toxic relic]

same

[subtle shoal]

Of r/poop

[toxic relic]

its nirvana brother

[subtle shoal]

It boggles my mind that r/poop was banned and not the millions of porn subreddits

[toxic relic]

true

shitting is normal

[subtle shoal]

The reddit mind cannot comprehend poop

[outer zodiac]

nirvana is peak

[toxic relic]

whats wrong with shared appreciation of those wet brown payloads that drop from your dock every day

[subtle shoal]

I'm not sure that ancient greece was around 8 million years ago

[subtle shoal]

That wording is killing me

[toxic relic]

its ok he tried

hop on the grill bro let me roast you

[tall glen]

I'd share this curry if I could

its fire

[toxic relic]

if you die at least let me cook your skin like crispy pork

[subtle shoal]

You aint appreciating the world of poop like us twin

[toxic relic]

real shit

nah

its a fandom

fake shitter

[subtle shoal]

Oh no it's definitely a fandom

[toxic relic]

you dont shit you just poop

[subtle shoal]

You're a poser

[tall glen]

brussel sprouts is a fire curry ingredient, no cap

[toxic relic]

shitting is a lifestyle

[tall glen]

they take enough time to cook, that they absorb all that curry

like potatoes do

[subtle shoal]

The only light in the world of darkness

[tall glen]

also this hard boiled egg is a good addition

the shrimp I can take or leave I prefer chicken

[toxic relic]

you dont partake in the poopenstuhl? you dont bake some brownies on the can? you dont spend the time clearing your pipes until they're squeaky? you're not out here conducting aerial strikes, dropping fresh doo-doo bombs on porcelainland?

[subtle shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/uni-unico-uniuni-unicouniuni-unicouniuni3-gif-12798344145506295943

[toxic relic]

if you dont massage your mud vein till you cut the cigar then you're not a shitter

you're just a pooper

get better brother

[modest lynx]

realy game's discord should be flooded with talks about poop ? even if it is just "general channel"?

[toxic relic]

HAHAHHA ok man

[subtle shoal]

Oh this guy doesn't appreciate clearing his bowels

[toxic relic]

yeah thats obvious

[tall glen]

I clogged my toilet earlier

can I get some applause

I wasnt proud

[toxic relic]

i make huge deposits to the porcelain bank several times a day, that man is undoubtedly just missing his paycheck

[toxic relic]

one of us brother

well done

[subtle shoal]

👏

[tall glen]

I am shipping sir shit, one of those commercial jet flush toilet

WOOSH

[toxic relic]

dude i want it

[subtle shoal]

Anyone who uses a bidet is a poser and a capitalist

[toxic relic]

i clogged a public toilet a few weeks ago

had to shove down on the shitter until the poop cleared

[rapid goblet]

What the fuck did i just read

[toxic relic]

poetry

my man

[tall glen]

who needs a bidet, they make shower attachments

just step into the shower

[toxic relic]

brain blast

let the dingleberries wash away

[subtle shoal]

No like people who let it crust or wipe it are hard workers

And the bidet people are just doing it to be one of us

But they ain't

[rapid goblet]

I shit like once per 1-2 days

[subtle shoal]

You gotta put in the manual labour

[tall glen]

well gonna wander away again

[rapid goblet]

Granted i don't eat that much

[toxic relic]

dude

[rapid goblet]

But still that's a little out of norm

And it used to be worse

[toxic relic]

i shit at least twice a day

[rapid goblet]

Like once per 2-3 days

For a couple years

[toxic relic]

man your digestion must just be slow

[tall glen]

did you see this Sir Shits

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2417610/METAL_GEAR_SOLID_D_SNAKE_EATER/

Steam

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Release Date

Aug 28, 2025

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[toxic relic]

i did man

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/cruelty-squad-gif-10348858521557413879

[surreal mirage]

"snake eater"

[tall glen]

but are we getting a peacewalker reboot

[toxic relic]

eat this snake lmao gottem

gottem nutz on your chin lmao gottem

[surreal mirage]

Now it loops

[toxic relic]

metal gear never got better than revengeance

[tall glen]

I'd buy a tv and a ps5 for peacewalker

[toxic relic]

i dont care about it anymore

[toxic relic]

your passion is fun

[tall glen]

the ps4 port of peacewalker was top

[subtle shoal]

Hideo Kojima, the man who ROOTED and FOUGHT FOR a near naked character that can breathe only through their skin

[tall glen]

it wasnt the story it was the meta game

[toxic relic]

meta

[tall glen]

kojima, a hack or a genius you decide

[toxic relic]

he makes good gay romance

https://tenor.com/view/johnny-cage-kenshi-kenshi-takahashi-johnny-kenshi-johnny-and-kenshi-gif-2148626733271197615

peacewalker already got a remake i dont need more

it was fun on ps3

[tall glen]

peacewalker had issues cause it was a port not a remake

[toxic relic]

but your excitement is fun

[tall glen]

and it was originally a psp game

so small levels

[toxic relic]

was it a port?

[tall glen]

yeah

[toxic relic]

there was a remaster for ps3

[tall glen]

I am a bit lost

its been over 10 years

[toxic relic]

fair

[tall glen]

and I've rubbed a curry finger into my eye

Snake never knew this pain

[toxic relic]

i remember the psp game got a remaster that i bought for ps3

skoltr

[surreal mirage]

I kinda miss ps3, but that's probably coz of my childhood rather than the console itself

[toxic relic]

i am a funny man

[toxic relic]

real

[tall glen]

I fucking played peacewalker for like 24 hours straight once fueled by caffiene and the need to beat it before my parents returned from vacay

as I was housesitting

ie mooching their big tv

[toxic relic]

motivation

[toxic hawk]

I love kenshi in every universe

[surreal mirage]

Good to see jaime still alive

[toxic hawk]

When can I move in

[toxic hawk]

In this time-line. I am

[surreal mirage]

[tall glen]

Jaime is the same Jaime in every timeline

there exists only one Jaime

he see's all endings

[toxic hawk]

Does that mean I am the anchor point for temporal stability

I am literally John Constantine

[surreal mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/doctor-strange-dr-strange-strange-benedict-cumberbatch-avengers-gif-22604801

[tall glen]

anchor point otherwise known as primary target

[toxic hawk]

I have unseen aid keeping me alive. The collective consciousness of humanity Intervenes for my survival to ensure the lasting of humanity

[surreal mirage]

Dude Loki is such a peak time travel show

[tall glen]

was there a season 2?

[surreal mirage]

Yeah

I wont spoil

[tall glen]

peacemaker s2 comes out later today

[burnt kite]

Shittenpoopen

[toxic hawk]

Oh yeah I almost forgot. Echo if you don't drink 44 cc of water from a glass cup in about 68 minutes, we will get an asteroid hitting the Mariana trench

[tall glen]

I am drinking unsweet iced tea

its 3 am

[subtle shoal]

you missed the great aristotles and diogenes debate earlier

[tall glen]

I think it was diogenes vs diogenes

[rain mango]

you dated shark king???

[toxic hawk]

We don't talk about that

[rain mango]

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/constantine-kingshark-blushing-gif-26930996

[surreal mirage]

Good

[tall glen]

lemme think of an off topic subject

[surreal mirage]

What is a cc, is that the french version of cl

[tall glen]

is it wrong that I'd only sleep with two members of the cast of Baldurs Gate 3, and neither is shardowheart

[surreal mirage]

Oh its cubic centimetres

[tall glen]

see I sucessfully killed chat

[toxic relic]

why

your healthiest relationship

ngl john is a bitch

[raw rock]

What?

[burnt kite]

John Fallout

[raw rock]

No I'm not?

[burnt kite]

Needs 2000 caps

[toxic relic]

you are bro

couldnt handle king shark

https://tenor.com/view/justice-league-dark-apokolips-war-constantshark-king-shark-constantine-wink-gif-21188163

[toxic hawk]

people judge

[toxic relic]

i will never judge you

dont live your life according to other people man

its their fault for not understanding the power of chondrakha

[toxic hawk]

i love having my time wasted by awefully designed government websites

all those tax euros and hey cant debug ther shit

[harsh vault]

it seems my carton of milk came with a free block of cheese

[toxic hawk]

joshua is watching...

[harsh vault]

it didnt taste good

[burnt kite]

Mmm chewy

[toxic hawk]

funny how dogs and cats can drink spoiled milk easily

must be acidity that kills bacteria or smething

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/poop-toilet-paper-shortage-wipe-gif-16838273

[surreal mirage]

Why would floofer do this

[toxic hawk]

clown, the stuff you post makes me want to do thing to you

[toxic relic]

its all from bill

[burnt kite]

Thing?

[toxic hawk]

things, keyboard sucks

[burnt kite]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1398726406321737729/1405075264278495232/attachment.gif

Shit

[toxic relic]

preparation

[burnt kite]

Whatever

The spice must flow

[last spoke]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1213179147950760028/1228804409123672124/YouSlug.gif

[toxic hawk]

reminds me to lock up that stupid cock that keeps attacking the chickens, dude got his ass beat and now bullies others to feel superior

[oblique stream]

Maybe they dont feel the nastiness of curled spoiled milk

[rain mango]

dont dead open inside moment

[oblique stream]

Just like birds dont feel the spiciness of a pepper

[split bane]

Me @ you

[neon bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/scugsign-scug-rain-world-you-gif-8677259916635512773

[split bane]

:)

[toxic relic]

whats wrong with curdled milk

[neon bramble]

I see scugposting

it is now scugposting hours

[last spoke]

me @ @split bane

[oblique stream]

https://tenor.com/view/rain-world-gif-17720131001418045439

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/chunky-milk-gif-22396762

[burnt kite]

Is that a Sock and Buskin reference

[last spoke]

I'm killing you

[tall glen]

a gift for floof

[split bane]

I wish I could scug posting...

[toxic hawk]

i dont have a problem with it really, we have something similar to it, tastes slightly acidic and salty, kinda like unsweetened yogurt

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-emoji-dies-gif-21956120

[toxic hawk]

but still runny like milk

[last spoke]

Now thta that's taken care of

[toxic relic]

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/man-eating-off-fork-its-good-stantwt-gif-980477522155748250

[oblique stream]

Yall so gross

[modest lynx]

mrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp

[toxic hawk]

yu're about to be touched, in your heart

[burnt kite]

Zkill izzue

[toxic relic]

cowardice

[oblique stream]

How can someone drink spoiled milk and not want to throw up

[marsh glacier]

i think i would die instantly but go for it

[toxic relic]

balls

[tall glen]

how can one eat cottage cheese

[oblique stream]

Idk

[toxic hawk]

Gross is a term invented by the weak to describe what doesnt align with what propaganda they were brainwashed by

[toxic relic]

whats wrong with spoiled milk

[oblique stream]

Cheese is also gross

[last spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/greetings-salutations-hello-chat-hi-chat-good-morning-gif-5193914066276101089

[toxic relic]

cheese does suck

but because its lame

[oblique stream]

I want normal milk

[tall glen]

well I want unicorn milk

[toxic relic]

how suck on a teet you milk drinking baby

[tall glen]

wait...

connotations

[toxic relic]

does it come from the honr?

horn

[last spoke]

hey chat do you want pc building tips?

[toxic relic]

do you...

[oblique stream]

Who wants to have spoiled milk with cereals

[toxic relic]

[marsh glacier]

dairy is gods greatest gift

[toxic relic]

wrong

dairy is stupid

[marsh glacier]

somones lactose intolerant

[toxic relic]

im not lol

i just think dairy is boring

and overrated

[marsh glacier]

well youre wrong

[toxic relic]

be original bro

[tall glen]

so lactose intolerant, he's lactose racist

[oblique stream]

What kind of pc building tip

[marsh glacier]

youre literally named sir shits a lot you HAVE to be lactose intolerant

[toxic relic]

no

[last spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/thermal-paste-cpu-motherboard-thermal-paste-cpu-cpu-thermal-paste-gif-24047580

[heavy ivy]

i have tipped your pc over oops i don't think your graphics card should be right angle

[toxic relic]

my bowels are unrelated to dairy

[thin wedge]

Lmao

[oblique stream]

Doesn't human body loose ability to properly digest milk over time

[toxic relic]

i enjoy a healthy diet that allows me to pinch those fat brown loaves multiple times a day

[thin wedge]

imagine being lactose intolerant

[last spoke]

I love how the uwu branding is a parody of intel but the socket it goes into is a fucking AM5

[harsh vault]

yum

[oblique stream]

So everyone will be lactose intolerant to some extent when they get old

[toxic relic]

yes

thats truw

[marsh glacier]

not me im built different

[toxic relic]

no

you're just addicted to that sugar bruv

[tall glen]

humans have a mutation that allows for lactase production past childhood, lactose intollerance is actually just being normal

[toxic relic]

go suck on a lithium battery and drink your monster

[oblique stream]

I dont have a pc

[marsh glacier]

im addicted to cheeses and milk

[harsh vault]

i just finished eating my milk cheese

[last spoke]

k

[marsh glacier]

yum yum

[harsh vault]

i would give it a 3/10

tasted sour

bitter

consistency of a wet roll of toilet paper

[burnt kite]

If milk goes bad, it becomes yogurt

[oblique stream]

Why did you eat it

[thin wedge]

keep lactating blud

[tall glen]

did your tongue get tingly?

thats a bad sign

[heavy ivy]

i'm drinkin' milk n cheese
AN NOBODY CAN STOP ME

[toxic relic]

boring

sorry bud

[thin wedge]

[harsh vault]

pregnancy cravings

[toxic relic]

go suck on a cow udder you milk drinking cactus

[tall glen]

lol I was eating cereal last week, and had no milk

I used water

[oblique stream]

What

[toxic relic]

gross

[toxic relic]

thats how you do it brother

[harsh vault]

i dont wanna hear it

[fierce perch]

Dude, Moscow in wplace is so good

[toxic relic]

warm water to turn the cereal into wheat sludge

[fierce perch]

It is pure art

[tall glen]

I wanna post maternity images to gross out SirShits

[toxic relic]

yeah

i am disgusted by the concept of children

[tall glen]

I am only interested in the production side of things

[burnt kite]

Awooga

[tall glen]

I am a free spirit, a drifter

a lonesome dove

[marsh glacier]

i be eating whole blocks of cheese

[surreal mirage]

Who's pregnant?

What did i return to

[marsh glacier]

just biting straight into em

[tall glen]

pregant

[surreal mirage]

Pregante

[tall glen]

pregmunt

[thin wedge]

my father works at roblox and he can give you pregnant

[tall glen]

if its a pug, they get pugnant

[burnt kite]

Gregnant

[marsh glacier]

whos the father

[thin wedge]

[neon bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/i-have-your-baby-돈키호테-임신-관리자나리-gif-12471206884197833352

[tall glen]

I always though that was the thanksgiving dinner emoji

[thin wedge]

Being thankful by being gluttonous

[tall glen]

at the end of the Emoji movie, the guy gets the hot girl, by send a really cool emoji

thats all I want

[thin wedge]

How is thanksgiving different from any other gluttonous american day

[tall glen]

except I just send this 🤓

[marsh glacier]

chicks dig my double finger gun emojis

👈 👈

[tall glen]

sweet

[neon bramble]

idk just stuff your face

[tall glen]

thanksgiving is just a feast day, historically speaking, they werent uncommon

puritanical leanings removed all feasts from the american traditions

[toxic relic]

its the worst kind of feast day

[tall glen]

we kept christmas kinda

[neon bramble]

does america have a communal feast day

[toxic relic]

at least do a Bacchanalia so theres shrex too

[neon bramble]

or is it just invite only

[tall glen]

the puritans were the worst

[toxic relic]

real

[tall glen]

how I hate them

[neon bramble]

I miss yanking randos off the street and demanding they eat

[toxic relic]

shrimply asian

its always fun to talk to new people over food

[tall glen]

sure take a day off for easter, now you get to spend the entire day in church

[sleek musk]

what

[neon bramble]

yes

[toxic relic]

yah

no one walks alone

[sleek musk]

don't yank hobos

[neon bramble]

what do you mean you don't cook enough food to serve half the neighborhood

[toxic relic]

dude

[neon bramble]

we unironically do that

[thin wedge]

Not in this economy

🥀

[toxic relic]

you should be feeding homeless people

lol

[thin wedge]

concrete

[toxic relic]

no

[tall glen]

to each other?

[toxic relic]

thats no guy of you

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/plinka-cement-plinka-plinkie-plonker-plinkna-gif-22775288

[toxic relic]

guy fieri is disappointed dude

https://tenor.com/view/guyfieri-weenie-gif-5033279

[tall glen]

I am drinkig his sparkling water

I am funding him

[thin wedge]

Flavortown prob has homeless ppl too

cause they don't agree with him

[marsh glacier]

in america this gets you fined and possibly arrested

[lyric galleon]

is sparkling water enchanted water

[tall glen]

its from flavortown

the term flavortown, never implies that the flavor is good

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/guy-fieri-reaction-funny-gif-15291767

[lyric galleon]

guy car

[heavy ivy]

unfortunately this genuinely is a major thing that occurs
valac isn't baiting its genuinely that bad

[marsh glacier]

greatest country on the planet supposedly btw

[neon bramble]

why tho

gentrification reasons?

[tall glen]

gonna say a hot comment, most of the "homeless" are there by choice

if addiction is a choice

[marsh glacier]

id say a good chunk are but idk about most

[heavy ivy]

:/

[sleek musk]

i just came here bruh. dude was talking about yanking randoms off the street demanding they eat bruh

[mellow birch]

you’re really stretching the meaning of choice there

[tall glen]

demanding they eat broth

[mellow birch]

there are choices that lead to or enable addiction but to pretend that it’s a choice in of itself is absurd.

[neon bramble]

my room is being used to store a ton of cooked food, I just wanna take a nap man

[marsh glacier]

choosing to start drugs doesnt necessarily mean you chose to become homeless, but i guess you have to accept that as a possibility?

just be financially stable and addicted like moi

[tall glen]

you dont have to fail, to fall into that spiral, you just have to not try

[sleek musk]

yeah man
money up
health down

[surreal mirage]

Just don't do drugs

[thin wedge]

Too late

They injected you with drugs

[sleek musk]

you're so right echo creek

[lyric galleon]

play league of legends instead

[thin wedge]

at birth

[surreal mirage]

League is the worst drug

[modest lynx]

war thunder ***************************

[mellow birch]

people start drugs for a number of reasons. The stress of being homeless is one of them

[marsh glacier]

if given the choice between black tar heroin and league im shooting up everytime

[mellow birch]

many people weren’t addicts before they lost housing security

[sleek musk]

NOOOOO

[mellow birch]

there have been studies on this

[sleek musk]

i did drugs bruh. it's a trap.

[fierce perch]

Anyone knows this bird?

[mellow birch]

that

[sleek musk]

EAT

[tall glen]

thats a Birb

[mellow birch]

is a tiny bird

[thin wedge]

its a government drone

[fierce perch]

I've fought my cat for this bird

[thin wedge]

might wanna dispose it

[oblique stream]

I know

It's Frank

[thin wedge]

Franch

[sleek musk]

disect it

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/franch-hashbrown-scene-breaking-bad-bb-gif-98110443094356391

[burnt kite]

Frank, from the West

[tall glen]

I want this bumper sticker

[lyric galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/dragon-ball-z-gif-27702282

[oblique stream]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma985-jerma-eats-bird-jerma-bird-bird-on-my-head-jerma-birdhouse-gif-22290775

[lyric galleon]

the horse of denial

[mellow birch]

don’t hurt that bird

[mellow birch]

a good fellow they be

[oblique stream]

Eat it

[lyric galleon]

moopy drawing

[mellow birch]

a good friend of mine

[lyric galleon]

peak

[sleek musk]

this scene always made me hungry af. shit looked tasty and crunchy

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/paper-shredder-artist-meme-requests-bad-idea-gif-11989853052580920655

[quasi slate]

Not mine

[lyric galleon]

aw

[thin wedge]

right

[thin wedge]

moopy just humble bragging

[mellow birch]

goodbye horses

you don’t exist at all

[tall glen]

has any of us, ever actually seen a horse in real life?

[toxic relic]

yes

i used to work with them

[mellow birch]

no you haven’t

[tall glen]

oh they still exist in NZ

[mellow birch]

those weren’t horses

[toxic relic]

i grew up on a farm

[sleek musk]

embeds, pull up the horse of truth and honesty gif

[toxic relic]

in cambodia...

[tall glen]

pygmy horses

like kiwis

[toxic relic]

i wasnt raised in nz

[mellow birch]

they were government spies

[neon bramble]

I obliterated them all

[toxic relic]

i dont like this new game with "horse" people

[tall glen]

thats like russian body disposal

no body, no murder

[karmic jetty]

CHAT!!!!!!

[tall glen]

zozozozozozo

[toxic relic]

peacemaker

[lyric galleon]

zozo spawn

[sleek musk]

partially spread the horse all over the forrest

[karmic jetty]

am home early!!!

[tall glen]

zozo never left home

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/fou-gif-20460945

[lyric galleon]

peak

[neon bramble]

scavengers will do the rest

[karmic jetty]

i can now do notorious things in my leisure

[neon bramble]

thats the idea yes

[tall glen]

zozo works from home

[karmic jetty]

i WISH

[toxic relic]

zo can drink and drive now

[tall glen]

zozo is being replaced with AI

[karmic jetty]

ideally i would be a rich artist that also day trades

[toxic relic]

save the drinking for company time

[karmic jetty]

but glob said let there be pain

[lyric galleon]

somebody tell vedal something is wrong with zozos ai

[tall glen]

still images of zozo played sequentially

[karmic jetty]

alternatively have a rich partner

is quite shrimple really

a shrimple life

[tall glen]

I just ate some curried shrimps

[surreal mirage]

Day trade and turn your rich partner into a poor partner

[karmic jetty]

why are the shrimp out in a curry

[neon bramble]

you have better odds being a professional poker player

[karmic jetty]

nah nah nah i got diamond hands

[tall glen]

partner goes broke, get a new one

[karmic jetty]

what happened earlier this week was an isolated incident

[surreal mirage]

Sure

Zero risk management

[karmic jetty]

shart of the deal

it was low risk echo

[tall glen]

ok all gotta go housekeep and go to bed

[surreal mirage]

Concept of a shart of the deal

Full margin is NOT low risk

[karmic jetty]

it was a low risk entry zone!!!!

[neon bramble]

are you sure you arent doing the sims method

[tall glen]

love you all, except shart

[karmic jetty]

fm was an option

[neon bramble]

professional widower

[surreal mirage]

Tupid

Not explaining leverage and margins again

[karmic jetty]

better get margin called soon than later

[tall glen]

I made a stock error this week also

[toxic relic]

bruh

[heavy ivy]

while you were day trading i won arcane deck with photophotochadchadchad

[toxic relic]

zo you're lost in the sauce

[surreal mirage]

Whos margin and why does she keep calling zeerol

[toxic relic]

slop trough food

[tall glen]

sold my shares at only 150% markup

[karmic jetty]

margerine

speaking of through

[surreal mirage]

Zeerols side hoe

[karmic jetty]

i updated my kcd2

[toxic relic]

marger in deez nuts brother

[karmic jetty]

time to play

[burnt kite]

Petah, the honse is here

[karmic jetty]

or shower

[tall glen]

zozo thoughts on snakeeater?

[karmic jetty]

hardly know er

[tall glen]

oof had my first caffiene this week earlier, now have a headache

[burnt kite]

Salsa y picante

[tall glen]

omulette du fromage

[karmic jetty]

soixante des neuf

[sleek musk]

how do ya'll like your coffe?

[lyric galleon]

des what sir?

[sleek musk]

huh

[karmic jetty]

covfefe

[sleek musk]

fooce

[karmic jetty]

i like my covfefe how i like my woter

clear and not coffee

[toxic relic]

always shower first

if you play first you end up not showering

or you gunk up your pc ports with gamer sweat

[quasi slate]

hello this is wendy's

[tall glen]

hey shart

[prisma prism]

Got a bot frqst from here
@river prawn

[tall glen]

some of these people will never know the suffering

[quasi slate]

goodnight anon

[lyric galleon]

hello everybody this is markiplier

[tall glen]

of getting out of a vinyl chair too fast and trying to leave ones testicles behind

[sleek musk]

what

[tall glen]

just a thought to leave you on

[sleek musk]

wdym leave a testie behind?

[toxic relic]

real brother

that shits like a free wax on your sack

[tall glen]

you know or you dont

[lyric galleon]

testie is a group of balls

https://tenor.com/view/hector-salamanca-gif-27519581

[sleek musk]

wait vinyl is the almost leather?

[tall glen]

yes

human skin sticks to it

[sleek musk]

ohh my GOD those suck

[lyric galleon]

ever watched charlies angel?

[sleek musk]

fkn cheeks stick

[lyric galleon]

they wear those

[sleek musk]

testies stick

i got a textil chair now

[tall glen]

I know a guy who's mom is the sales manager for Herman Miller, and I CANNOT GET A DISCOUNT

[sleek musk]

tf is herman miller

[subtle shoal]

yarr harrr harrr

[sleek musk]

roblox?

[tall glen]

a executive office chair manufacturer

[subtle shoal]

stormworks

havent played roblox in 3 years

[sleek musk]

on roblox?

[subtle shoal]

and wont

no

on steam

[stone meadow]

1 billion dollar chair

[gleaming stream]

well first time i triggered alarm by just walking through open door

[sleek musk]

hey froggs

[stone meadow]

hello

[sleek musk]

why get office chair?

[tall glen]

yeah they can be like 5k for a chair

[sleek musk]

that one plastic outside one op

[tall glen]

its a very nice chair

[sleek musk]

green or white

[outer zodiac]

stormworks? in this economy?

[tall glen]

leather

lifetime warranty

[stone meadow]

the chair better make me orgasm every time i sit on it for 5k

thats a used toyota corolla

[tall glen]

I gotta friend who's gaming seat is a bucket seat out of a porshe

he bought at an auction and made a base for it

he mainly does racing sims

[toxic relic]

poopentuhl hand attachment

[sleek musk]

tf? a really good used toyota?

[thin wedge]

lowkey good but those bucket seat are not made for comfort

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/wasabi-gif-22649935

[surreal mirage]

Are you on about those herman miller chairs

[thin wedge]

bucket seat in question

[tall glen]

true gamer

[sleek musk]

monobloc chairs are the best

[stone meadow]

you can get a lot of decent used cars for 5k

[toxic relic]

hand must be programmable for pleasure as well as practicality

[tall glen]

just sit on a yoga ball

[toxic relic]

never

that shits stupid

[stone meadow]

oh its cg i hoped it was real

[toxic relic]

easy way to fuck up your back

[toxic relic]

nothing on the internet it real

[surreal mirage]

Concept of a poopenstuhl

[tall glen]

I am not real

[sleek musk]

idk about ya'll but i squat on my chair like a goblin

[sleek musk]

comfy

[toxic relic]

i put my legs on the table

[tall glen]

I just ate a curry coated hard boiled egg

[toxic relic]

gotta dominate my furniture

[tall glen]

these farts tommorow

[sleek musk]

heh

[tall glen]

domination furniture is too expensive

though sturdy

[stone meadow]

my chair is just a kitchen chair

[sleek musk]

i searched it up

[stone meadow]

with a pillow on back

[sleek musk]

atleast it's comfy

[karmic jetty]

what did i miss

i use a dining chair lol

[tall glen]

light S&M

[toxic relic]

office chair

office chair with the shit stains

and the ball sweat print

[tall glen]

marking his territory

[sleek musk]

o use a textil office chair with right arm support broken And back support missing

[toxic relic]

i piss on everything i own to establish ownership

[karmic jetty]

ah yes the office stool

[tall glen]

my computer security is a keyboard no one wants to touch

[toxic relic]

real shit

keep a box of tissues next to the computer so people assume the worst

[tall glen]

and a half eaten bag og cheetos

[karmic jetty]

a few rusty nails

[toxic relic]

perfect.

[sleek musk]

a globus

[surreal mirage]

My chair is called markus

[karmic jetty]

markus brownlee

[surreal mirage]

[karmic jetty]

yahh its rewind time

[surreal mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/will-smith-rewind-time-happy-gif-14810665

[tall glen]

ok off to bed I think

[surreal mirage]

You're always thinking

[karmic jetty]

i am

[tall glen]

zozo entering the chat

[lyric galleon]

why is it slanted

[karmic jetty]

pretty good render

[karmic jetty]

ergonomics

[lyric galleon]

ergo

i think

[thin wedge]

u do not think. Thinking is not a free action

[lyric galleon]

there i am

am

[karmic jetty]

i wasted a turn

[tall glen]

Tell Gordon

He is a Free Man

[karmic jetty]

say that again

[tall glen]

Gordon Freeman

[karmic jetty]

gordon deez

[tall glen]

oh I get it now

zozo isnt a mind goblin

[karmic jetty]

whats joe

[thin wedge]

dr freeman

[toxic hawk]

joe head is big

[tall glen]

I ams passing out now

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/chat-is-this-real-gmod-garry's-mod-gman-g-man-gif-16927410573366746939

[toxic relic]

why does his coat have an ass crack

[rain mango]

Throw it back

[thin wedge]

one doesnt question gabe newell's philosophy

if you need to tho

[e-mail]

[toxic relic]

valve sucks

[rain mango]

Orange juice

[toxic relic]

sucks deez nuts lmao

[orchid sonnet]

I dont shame you about your body so you shouldnt shame him about his

[surreal mirage]

Doesn't the coat crack exist for sitting down

[tepid rivet]

Does anyone know if i set zombie population to none but respawns to 3 days will they just spawn after 3 days ?

[orchid sonnet]

no its for ease of access

[toxic relic]

access

not egress

[orchid sonnet]

yes

[toxic relic]

this is illuminating

[rain mango]

Just do it

[orchid sonnet]

thst is one of the images of all time

[rain mango]

Puck u

[lyric galleon]

voice acting for cyberpunk is so good

[toxic relic]

your status

eat ass, smoke grass, live fast?

[lyric galleon]

dan the meme man

gang gang

[rain mango]

Kill

Destroy

Annihilate

[surreal mirage]

Ah that makes sense

[lyric galleon]

echo the voice acting is so good

[surreal mirage]

For?

[lyric galleon]

or maybe its my earphones

cyberpunk

[surreal mirage]

Well of course

It's a well made game

[rain mango]

Die

Kill

[surreal mirage]

Why is cake like this

[lyric galleon]

sugar high

[surreal mirage]

Checks out