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if u already set up your mind then i hve nothing more than to wish you luck and remember to play just small stakes for fun
i love playing blackjack im good at it
Well I got some frenz who play a few games regularly in coop. Helldivers is one of em
counting cards aint cheating bruv
ok
its not but casinos hate it
Bro it is, you're making the casinos lose money. They're just lil mum and pop casinos broo
Yeah I never play to “win” I play for fun. But after 5 years I’ve won $50K so I do all right
what do u gamble on
what i will do next
Blackjack. Spanish 21 version
i like blackjhack but what do you mean spanish version
My largest single night win was $3,500 and I left cause I was tired. Took me 8 hours to win it
i dont understand how you can get addicted to gambling if you never win anything good
Spanish 21 changes rules.
All 10’s are removed. So a 8 shoe deck starts off at -5 (that’s HEAVY in favor of the dealer).
You can also split any face cards. You can double down AFTER you take a card, you can surrender AFTER you take a card.
gamblings great
so like kings and queens
Same as any addiction. Happy brain chemicals go brrrr
ik but how are you gonna get addicted if ur first experience is negative
shouldnt ur brain associate it with unhappiness
Yep. Side bets are also high payout. Match the dealer and you win x4 or x12 your side bet
Not if you got all happy on the UP.
Cause all drugs have a comedown and a crash.
People chase the high
makes sense
Flashing lights. Bells. Whistles. Cute waitress. Cheers and crowd.
Everything in a casino is designed to make your brain get happy and excited.
Dis is me. Not bad for an old man
And MAYBE you are just one spin away from $1 million! So what harm can $20 more be?
Oh, you missed! Just try another $20.
Poof. You just spent $1,000 when you meant to only spend $50
a lot of the stuff i do has atleast a tiny bit to do with odds like that and i dont get addicted to it
When multiplayer
I would not say I’m an addict either. I used to play every week with my dad, and he had played every week with my mom for their date nights.
I’ve only gone a few times in the last 6 months
Yep! Cause Xbox gets Helldivers on the 26th.
2 million more players!
but im gonna buy sekiro first lol
nobody told me xbox was getting helldivers
yall should try half sword on steam
$40 is worth it. You can unlock a $10 warbond in just 12-15 hours of play.
cant wait for odst in helldivers
my ass will fall in line if i get to be an odst
NEXT WEEK!
didnt laugh
if were getting odsts

does that mean we will fight the flood
If you ever see Jane Helldiver, thats me!
I’m gonna spend the entire weekend dropping on newbies and helping them get credits and samples
they should make it so you can loose the infection if you cut off the infected limb like a few hours after you get bit
wiwiwi wawawa
Only cure mod does just that:
ik but it would be nice if it was an actual feature
Many things that are mods are often due to the creative vision of devs.
Like pooping will NEVER be a thing in the base game.
you think about your head before your head???????
theres gonna be people that complain that pooping and peeing not being in the game is not realistic, and theres gonna be people that complain that pooping and peeing being in the game is tedious
it is tedious and its doodoo
Two rootbeers, pizza and Alien Earth Episode 3.
Time to chill
ladies and gentlemen, the solution to this conundrum is elementary
why do your rootbeers look like that
UR AMAZING
I LOVE ALIEN EARTH
DO NOT SPOIL
ITS GOING SO GOOD
Peeple already complain about game settings that they can change in the sandbox menu….
So ultimately an open sandbox game will built in mod support? If you don’t like something, tweak it
I know.
One of the most downloaded and popular mod makers ever in Skyrim made a VIDEO explaining why a certain “bug” happens when a mod of his is not installed correctly.
And people STILL complain.
I had a guy show up at my dad’s house over a skyrim mod. That’s when I went all super secret and now refuse to mention my modding name/gamertag
yes u especially
zo if you had more reading comprehension would you have made your shitty stockbro plays
a dude showed up to ur dads house over a mod
?
Yeah. the mod broke his 1,000+ hour game so I took it personal and showed up intending to threaten me.
He got arrested
theres a lot of weirdo squidwardo people
did you make it or what
thats insane, couldnt he just load a prior save
why didnt he jst make a save backup
Yes. But the changes that the mod make WILL break your current save.
Hence very clear instructions of "This mod requires a brand new play through. Do not install into an existing game, or your game will break".
People are weird. We live in a weird world
people take the wrong things too seriously
that doesnt seem like the thing with his save is ur fault at all
Nope. But as anyone who has made mods for any game can tell you, people don't read
you'd fuck up some randoms life cause your video game got trashed but you dont care about actual shit
insane
Skelenoob is down
i feel like just being on the internet long enough youd know people lack reading comprehension
Next hit: Wof
amonng other issues with mental processing
Aren't almost all online ppl mentally ill
Frobbino
Rotate!
real life image of zozo
A discord I'm in just sent an announcment to EVERYONE stating to make sure NOT to include your name, address, email and phone numbers when submitting a help ticket for game mods

OW
why
I join to find a group to play with and I get flashbanged by rage bait metropolis
Bruh ofc hell is too far away to cheaply rig a teleporter
video of merry
what?
Lol
SKYRIM FROG
There's only soup
I should have bought a brisket today
WHAT DE HELL
hehe
i love tacos and soup
im gonna tweak out, i cant believe sekiro anime is actually happening
im gonna see isshin kick ass
wheres my sekiro sequel then?
heres a hot take Sekiro > Elden Ring
we (yes YOU and ME) are not getting a sequel for sequel
The leaks look good for s2
there is no sekiro 2
do people plan out their lives according to media releases
there is no demon souls 2
Dune 3 looks weird
GRABOID
who cares bro
you shouldnt need sequals
Crazy there's entire communities on it bros be locked in for those release dates
Balls.
i care
Dave Most of my childhoot is cenetered around Tremors
we care
just appreciate the shit you have
i want more of my favourite thing
endings are good
me and frogski care
you cant trick me
peacemaker s2 this week
booger mentality
Oh!
I MEMORIZED THE FIRST MOVIE. I have it on VHS
fartface HATES fun
I want a stalker show
peacemaker 2!
But made by ukrainians cuz fuck a western stalker series
i just think the endless need for more is stupid
whos the returning cast zozo
Alien Earth Episode 3 gotta go
twisted metal? thats what they call me
have you watched twisted metal zozo
you finish a good book put it down you finish a good movie turn off the tv idk man dont look for more
no
can I just read Roadside Picnic instead of Stalker
we should watch it with echo
adaptation of car game
i dont watch stuff i dont read i dont game and if im bored i TWEAK
no i want more
forever
sweet tooth was the best part
mood
so real oomf
does ST do cocaine?
I mean it's an inspiration so it's not actually stalker
plus just because you have a sequel doesnt mean the story cant be wrapped up
eat yourself till theres nothing left
edgerunners season 2 is a whole new story set in the cyberpunk world
s1 is completely wrapped up
i dont like that
Side plots go hard but i kinda want new ips ngl
its like star wars
lame
star wars got butchered and milked
I refuse to edge
the only reason people do that is cause corpos will only greenlight popular existing ips
my milked
i dont fuck with new story same setting
zamn i am
Malk
cyberbunk is always about nightcity fartass
"I HATE stories every author must be limited to one book ever"
cyberpunk as an ip is very interesting to me so of course i want more of that universe
i disagree
you disagree that its interesting to me or that i want more?
big band so fire
i disagree with wanting more but i like the setting undoubtedly
I wanna play a cyberpunk game, except it's set in the woods
I wanna see a tv show in the style of mad god
I agree with wanting more, I want future tech games but somewhat grounded
consumers will love an ip that has a recognisable brand 🤓
the setting wouldnt be the setting it is if mike pondsmith made 2013 and nothing else
id be ok with that too
cyberpunk IS an ip though. not the genre, the cyberpunk as it is in 2077
you lack joy in your life smh
i know not the genre
i still dont fuck with the term ip
ip in the sink
how about that bruv

Ibuprofen pills
icup

Sounds weird when u spell it out loud
I just joined a pz server that hasent even released yet and I was asking why they have people donating to them but the server is "still under construction" and they said its because they're working on mod list and raid system but yk they said they're not coding it so I was confused so I asked if its a custom map and they said no, I asked if there hosting the server off a pc instead of paying and they said no they just said "under construction" the 5 people who payed are getting scammed 😭😭
It doesnt take a month to buy a server
And get the mods
Maybe a week max if your problem shooting your mods list
I have money for a 4 person server 😭
Im thinking of getting one though
im listening to some bouncy jazz and reading hard to be a god bruv
my life is full of joy
Just for friends or smth
It’s under construction man, just give us time - these guys
Dune is a good example. Book nerds (like me!) have long held that there are a lot of issues with the books.
Book 1: fine to read and leave alone and not read further.
Book2: Prequel to 3, so you need to read 3. Perfectly wrapped up and good ending.
Book 4: Weird stuff begins. All the wacky trippy stuff like romance with a worm. Sets up for Book 5.
Book 5 ends on an open-ended thing for the final battle leaving way too much unaswered. Like game of thrones, the final book was never written.
dune didnt need more books
I thought it was so funny cuz ths server has been out since 7/12/25 and yet there's been no progress in any channel besides rules in general
I can’t look at that and not think of a skinned Peter griffin
then the old guy dad and now the son is turning dune into the simpsons
one book was enough for that
And they're vague description on why its not been released yet tells me they're just taking people's money lmao
i dont need weird space eugenics
agreed. But I am actually a fan of the author who wrote the house books. He wrote some of my favorite star wars books
you dont need to keep shitting out sequels but only ever making 1 release per universe is stupid
fair bruv
marvel mindset
its a story man
not a franchise
marvel falls under the 1st
Edging me with this story when it’s too good
yeah a story set in a fictional world
I need more
Plus the books like House Atredis and House Harkonen are stand alone books set in the dune universe.
Dexter your so sexy and hot and sexy
and this depends on the authors intention
Can I have some of ritas bath water
I know
Xp
Heard its kool-aid flavor
its amusing how contrasted these conversations are

Fuckass cat
Imma write a book here's the first chapter:
Once upon a time a guy found a gun, he loved his little jimmy and would never misuse him. Until one day the muties came to play and bro had enough, the muties fell and he was a hero the end.
not always feasible or possible to plop out a story that an author wanted to tell only contained in 1 book/movie/game
Dont fuck ass cat pls
You reminded me to get free paramount plus for a week so I can watch the new series
idk man

i sort of disagree with you
not everyone has the time, energy, money to release 1200 pages of a book
Fair point
i agree with the winning team
Its just a skill issue if you cant ngl
you dont need a book that long
Thats me, im glad u agree with me
No clue what your even talking about
Thanks for the moral support z
but what if the story the author wants to tell is that long
Warhammer 40k is a great example for tons of books
then you got the times where money peeps say "lets break this movie into multiple parts"!
Last harry potter is a perfect example. Look at the TOTAL run time of both parts of the last film added together. 100% guarantee they could have made a single movie and people WOULD have watched it.
How longs the book?
then the silmarillion wouldnt have needed to be published posthumously
I like deathly hallows being 2 seperate movies
bro tears of the star is banger, casiopea cinema
Lowkey i think it could of been 2 books as well
Deathly hollows? super long. I'm a fanboy tho so I got it when it dropped at midnight and did not sleep until I read it from cover to cover
shits like a movie in one song
Deathly hallows being the 7th book right
yeah. last book
And then the war of hogwarts being a sort of short story
im not really invested in this so its hard for me to articulate my opinion without being abstract
mm
i just disagree
hogwarts
no hogs
no warts
who wrote this sht
Wheres my warted hogs fr
i never read it
thats not Dune thats a terminal gooner
Dump it
Tom scott is my favorite man
he is cool
tom scott is a very british name
sounds like a name you'd take if you were undercover
agreed
🐒
gamer posture
Me lurking
bros gonna be perma fent flopping when he gets old with posture like that
like those old dudes with horizontal backs
With a bigger dog and a sled I see no problem
true that brother
MUSH!
Theres plenty of warts
Honestly i have almost no doubt they used hogs in many many lessons as well
Coz of there very human skin
harry spotter
Real
spotter?
Of course
Yeah and swoledamort
He shall not be named 😭
spotter?
i hardly know 'er
Evil tren wizards fr
Hi brazil
Hi moopy
Yipee my arms ache
🇧🇷
chat, I have decided to play DST again
Me but my entire body
I forgot to get a steam card oops
Dark souls tribunal
I walked 30,000 steps today
Was supposed to buy it tonight
Nah
I did
Nope
Bc i was mad tbh
30k huh
I needed to get away from my family
@grok can you go to work for me instead
I walk 5000 miles and then i walk 5000 more
I wonder how many steps I make walking around the house
Thats like a short day of work for me. Usually i hit 10-20k a day when i work, but i have never done 30k
My legs
Feel useless
I walk literally everywhere i prolly get so many steps in
I like walking tbh
i do
You guys count your steps?
I mean yea cars are way more useful
If its not in 100 DEGREE HEAT
Yea, i keep track in my head, make sure not to miss a step
What happens if u mis
what happens when you miss a step bruv
you die?
I used to jog but i can always feel my cheeks jiggle and ion like my face feelin like that
But with a car ur not always satisfied with your trip
HUH
@dawn jewel Thank you
My face cheeks chill gooner
Yea its like the movie saw
Bycicle
Ur face cheeks goonertrapscav
AJDKKSKXKSKD
You keep playin like that, i will saw off those nuts
@dawn jewel Thank you
understandable, have a nice day
@loud pumice thank you
❤️
Ok i needa perish
Good boy
I'm gonna explode



if you popped that guy in your mouth would there be any bones to crunch
or would the texture just be like the inside of your gums
maybe hes like a worm
You gross mf why would you even think tha😭
Shit makes me wanna hurl
I like the way the cartilage pops in my teeth.
worms go down quick even if you swallow them whole you just feel em wriggle down your oesophagus until they get far enough to die
i am desensitized to gross things at this point
yo bro same
Similar but with the world
I honestly don’t like being this desensitized
I feel like a war veteran with ptsd
But
breaking into the soft outer skin of its eyeball for the fluids to spill out onto my tongue would be delicious
Without the wartime experience lol
So CPTSD?
We're desensitized until we go to a combat zone lmao
Nah i wouldn’t chalk it that far
good
cptsd is just ptsd minus war
I have zero trauma compared to bros being chased by drones and hit with artillery
U ever seen a saggy worm
pretty sure
i accidently came across a video like that
Gore just makes me feel sad for the ppl who posted it cuz they're prolly pretty mentally ill
Yea, or sometimes its ripped from peoples stories so its not entirely them just posting things
Also
Why even share it
Bc people suck
My favorite videos are IR footage of dudes being turned to mist but is that rly that edgy or is that just an obsession with military technology
My first thought is "OH FUCK WHAT IS THAT"
It hadn’t for a long time for me but drone warfare is on another level compared to what I seen in the early 2010s net
The grossest gore videos I have seen are domestic violence cases
manmade horrors beyond comprehension
Those poor north Koreans had no idea wut they got into..
It honestly just hurts my heart and soul
@loud pumice hop on dj
I watched a video of a doggy today
It was pretty gross
He was like... old and a bit ugly
did he like shit
No, he just walked around
or something
I watch dog videos all the time, i love animal vids
Just an ugly dog
I vibe with alley cats irl
ugly dogs are just underappreciated
Into the bag, to be set alight outside your most hated person’s door
im an ugly dog
I would hope not
I like cats, but wouldnt want one
I'm watching alien while drinking mystery juice
Kinda like kids
Dogs have attacked me way too often
my cats just a fatass laying around all day
I had a cat i dont want another one
I fear them all every size
she could care less
I would have cats
lol
They peak when u get to leave after getting bored of tjem
I have extremely good luck with animals
i love holding the butterball (my cat)
They’d be all up my shit
Id make a great uncle
There is a mailbox in town still slanted 5 years later from where I ran into it trying to escape a dog
Not so much a great dad
Damn
I’ve been lucky enough to not get hurt by animals loll
My dog bit part of my ear off lol
if i was attacked id defend myself the same
This little fuck went missing for a month
Except at night

Well besides like scratches or anything
what
damn he didnt get it
I shoved my head into her food bowl as a hillarious prank
i did get it
oh
i dont like you making these jokes sean
Hardest feelings
Never EVER mess with a rabbits nest
well keep dont liking it
rabbits are hardcore
Found out the hard way they don't like it when u move their food bowl either
But they’re so cute :(
Rabbits are good animals
Hare
You get attacked?
yeah dude
A rabbit can’t be worse than a dog
theyre legs are lethal
Honestly like second best pet
She rammed me with her teeth out lmaoo
Dog, then rabbit
dude...
Oh damn 😭
nah dogs are too conditioned to be safe to humans
I've literally seen a rabbit kill a chicken
Maximum respect

rabbits will tear your skin off
but thats moralising and demonising
Its like that one movie
have you never watched monty python
The holy grail
theyre just animals same as us
The killer rabbit
I had my bunny bite my lip the teeth are so sharp you dont feel it cut through you.
Best movie
I didnt put a comma there wtf
I hate when humans exempt themselves from the animal kingdom
I hate that humans act like their social construct is above nature
Lowkey
If animals could, they would
I saw some billboard saying we didnt evolve from monkeys
we all animals
But they cant there for, they are animals and we are not
It was weird
I was confused
wrong dude
Its all down to the amount of rings u wear
I mean technically we didn’t
1+ human 0 animal
I fuck with wearing human bones
"How is there a billboard up against basic science?"
low tier bait
Almost got u tho
Me with my teeth necklace
Is it rly that bad to keep a necklace of peoples teeth u clubbed
got deez nuts in your mouth
No, you did not.
Rock Bottom Ragebait

Nutty buddies
lol
What's a science
biology is a science
Theres like, a million different organisms aside from just ourselves, most of which could kill you in a million different ways… i think they make peace with people and try to avoid them as much as possible because our stature and what we’ve done to the world with our own hands is terrifying to them.
yeah he knows he just wanted attention
Yeah, but I remember them being separate classes for some reason
Most species learned that humans only kill
science is an umbrella term
Yeah
My skeleton wants to escape this fleshy prison
Im a little mad basils correcting me
Thats what it was I think
I have killed, yes
As if i wasnt using his comment to make my own
Get more mad
It don’t feel right though
Becoming green, as we speak
Peel the scabs off and feel the burn, lets u know ur still alive
Hello im coming back to pz after about 8 months. b42 looks cool. is there multiplayer chill servers or something?
Dude frr. Especially when you overwork your body and you feel the entire thing contracting and expanding simultaneously somehow
I have to confess i have also killed
You ever pinch a pimple and it doesnt pop and just burns
Jokes on u b42 is mpless
what? for real?
When i was 14 this was a mainstay for awhile
Bro i kinda like MP uniforms
The most cruel thing i've ever done is slowly burn a live snail because i wanted to see what would happen
Ngl
For some reason completely unrelated, your pfp reminds me of low res banana sackboy
Little big planet 😥
look at this FATASS
O if we're counting insects iv done the salt thing more times than reasonable as a kid
We lost a real one that day 
Snail is not an insect lol 😭
I still have LBP
The look tells me bro knows what he is
I mean, what else would u call it
Animal
SHE
But you don’t have the servers 
Idk man
Same i fuckin loved those games
Its too smol to be a real animal
My bad king
Too small?
The smallest animal is tardigrade look up the diameter
Meeting up with randoms and just creating the most random shit was the most beautiful gaming experience i had the blessing of growing up with
Uhoh i had this convo before
With the moon
Yeh, doesnt meet my minimum requirements to get the respect of an actual animal
THIS MANS LOGIC IS FLAWED!
The moon was underrated asf ngl
Ill step on a snail, but not a cat
slams fist down for dramatic effect
Custom maps went so hard reaaal
Nah, get out of my garden
I don't consider myself an evil person for cutting the heads off chickens
I remember playing fnaf 1 on LittleBigPlanet bc I didnt have the real thing lmao
I was beaten up by a rooster
He is helping 
Never picking up his wife ever again
Chased down by a rooster with a mission
Oml same 😭
And all the outfit levels that came of it too to try to scare people as the other animatronics lmaoo
Lowkey if a rooster tried to fight me I'd lowkey kick his ass sky high
You have no idea how terrifying this experience is lol
Like dropkicking a football
Yeah
Oh i know i was chased by three of em when i was like 7
Brudda you are GNOME sized compared to me
I ran like 2km and the rooster would not stop eventually it caught up to me and i returned home bruised
🤸♀️
🦽🏌️
I wasnt even in 1st grade at the time there was no way i was beating a rooster in a fight
Scary times
O true
Kick em in the teeth
Sometimes i miss being a little shit
Ye that think actually would of fucked u up if u tried
That applies to everything
Roosters are fuck around and find out type of animal
Aw
And get turned into air
I mean, foxes get chickens tho
my internet is crashing
Nothing but feathers in its place
Ever see a buck get hit by a semi truck
Funniest shit
They go FLYING
The truck or the buck?
Tbf in roosters place id be pissed too seeing my women get lifted off the ground
Have you seen any other car hit a buck?
Its kinda like watching a soda can get crushed
Had a bear tbone my cousins truck one time
Scariest shit ever
It literally ran into us from the woods
Im irrationaly scared of bears
I went looking for one awhile ago
i think its rational to be scared of bears
Being scared of bears is far from irrational lmao
True
Not when they arnt even in ur country
Especially grizzlies
bears?
Just give em a hug
are you afraid a bear will get you when youre having a walk around or soemthing
theyre just hairy bro
You think bears can’t come out of the water and get you too?
Black bears are puss puss but grizzly? Ur grizzled my guy
Like the grizzly hairy men?
Lol
fear me
No, i just cant watch movies like the revenant
Is that the one movie with the zombie bear?
I fw bears they're cute animals
thats like being afraid of a shark growing legs and coming onto land
Darwin but hes a fish
im glad you know its irrational
Italian brainrot shark with nikes
Bear taking off clothes
So stupid

if u dont care about your neck u may end up paralyzed
you live your life afraid of everything dont you
afraid? preventing
wheres zozo
Back hurts? Just stand straight
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Zaza?
use roller
Zool
baby proof your existence so you entertain yourself with a bubble
Stop getting railed and yo back won't hurt
Rolling pin is secret hack to a good spine massage
why dont i just follow the eye of the storm to stop taking damage
I love the knew street fighter graphics
Why
ok bro
He will shit on the floor staring into your eyes while doing it
Hence the name
I've seen worse
The damn circle moves too fast
its easy to not get hurt by other people if you put up an intimidating persona
its called walls brother, nothing in nothing out
Yea
I know most people dont care about consquences till they hit them hard

how fast does it move
Thats why im so terrified of nasKo
but im not gonna be that stupid
Until you meet the dude who doesnt give a shit anymore
real
my internet is being stupid
I blame cockmast
tupid
Supid
Cockmastaflex

Geeked up playing xbox all day
Only real ones know
look at this dooood
plus your need chair fitted for your spine to prevent pain in the future
Storm and infront of u are two mountains, last remaining teams on the top and ur low on shock grenades
Eye opener
I cant watch the peacemaker trailer cause I am apparently not old enough
Establish fear amongst those lower to you
Ptsd from this sentence
Happens way to dam much
ur a fetus
I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING-
i have knife and pepper spray for it
otf knife
do u have a loiscence for that knoife
in poland u are alowed to wear knifes
MY FAMILY CREST IS THE DEMON OF DEATH

the man with an obvious physical advantage when i bring out the bear spray
@livid notch I have some good news and some news
tbh i would prefer knife ut that's just my character
Why is rhett and link so good at guessing the right answers and then immediately going for another answer based on “gut”

Starting jurrasic park 3
The good news is I've hit a wall
one time a beach bum tried to stab me
Glock named road rage
nuh uh
Florida moment
Cock named load wage
? Is there a soft lock?
That's it bro!
No
removes all your devices from your home
Alright buster
You don dang did it now
Nah, I'm just stuck and coming up with a strat.
The bad news is, the part I'm stuck on, is the gunstore
I diddly dun did it
Bro turned 1920’s
1920s?
I have pringles
Mingling with the pringles
sean what's a device
2nd worse part of the map
The staircase to go to streets is worse imo
The thing I planted in your home
ok
Depends on rng really
I wish rng was kinder to me
If I get passed the in-store, I think like I'll make it.
Its always hateful
Gunstore*
Skibidi rizzle mctwizzle bing bong guliguli
I'm thinking to save ammo for strategic.kills and run strategy
do you think you can wait them out?
They respawn infinitely
I'll mentally prepare myself for elden ring then
peepee poopoo time
Jarvis, fill my helmet with carbon monoxide
Bro has never played NMRIH
BTW sekiro anime
Pro tip don't put kids in synth bodies cuz they're friggin silly
Wha
Fuckass CEO decided to just put kids minds into robot bodies
Sundowner
Didn’t need it, but seems cool either way
peepee
Wonders why they're kinda scared of aliens even tho they're robots
poopoo
Is he a dumbass
Oh yeah
Yeah he is
CEOs are dumbasses
Alien movie/show ceos are either good and die fast or shitty and live way too long
theyre reach how can they be dumb
I will become a ceo thar is rich and treats his employees well just to piss off other ceos
thats ackshually inconcievable
Remember reach.
youre not welcome at the the ceo monthly get together
Don't forget to donate money to the homeless
Gonna visit my bunny today maybe i havent been at his gravestone since april
Yes but I'd have a wife and son that love me
Nah, I'll make homes for them. Level 10 trolling
Hope it goes well 😔
You would?
My little brother played the game and actually thought noble 6 wasn’t important
How does one become a CEO anyway

You’re born that way
I mean I know how to get rid of one
Elected I guess. By the bord
Board*
Or make your own company
chief of executive officer
you either get hired as ceo or is ellected
nah thats just being a girlboss
I will lobby with political parties to make LIVING AFFOEDABLE. MUHAHAHAHA
google microsoft and other techs often hire ceos
Better have more money than the lobbyists against you
that mindset is not very profit of you

I'll kill the lobbyists against me. I'm lawful good
Chaotic good
The government is afraid of anything it can't control and track
digital currency is trackable
The government would put a chip in,your brain if it could to make you do as they say
Mods, look at this guys balls
:0
But... I have renewa gifs
frogski's not allowed to look at anyones balls unless nasko approves
I heard something similar like that in the cyberpunk lore
general chat gets more corrupted the more people ask about multiplayer
Oh yeah I'm 22 now
Wow
Birthday?
Mods, gather around to look at this guys balls
Ye
Oh das righr jaime is an adult
competitive ball watching
This is Fortnite
Nice sphericals bro
They'd make people think, it's a just punishment for crime or something
miku miku beam?
People still play tf2

18 years
the fuk 2
Foetnite can be good if people find it so
Dark souls is how old now and I still play it
dota 2 players have it together
happy birthday
never played mobas
I'm turning Into a storm
properly
My god
Fortnite is also undeniably the reason gaming is in the spot its in rn as well, which is complete and utter shambles coming from the triple a scene trying to squeeze every penny out of the player
Its objectively bad
i tried dota 2 and got kicked
So much is funny with that ss
Why is jamie so old now
They've been doing that before fortnite
That lighter done nothing except one thing!
He's blue
Ur first mistake was tryna play that shitass game
I beat him 100s of times
Did you at least get taught how to swear in Bahasa Indo or Russian?
Fortnite encouraged the shitty systems we see in place for every shitple a game we get nowadays
I've always hated the color blue, YOU KNOW WHY?
it down 😭
Yeah probably did popularize it. I haven't looked at cod seriously in years
they have a 15 year old cod still on half perc
Activision can lick my taint
RED on top
Idk how a free game encourages triple a studios to overcharge and release unfinished games
They were doing that even beforehand
because people keep buying
Because they are entitled and also mentally handicapped
Play indies and shit
Just play games to have fun bro. Having fun can't be that hard
Fever im talking in relation to Fortnite
Fuckass nba 2k being the same game 10 times in a row
Cod is the fast and furious of video games
people said, we wont pre order battlefield 6 because we learned our lessons
EL FAIL
and then ea announces bf6 their highest selling pre order
EA knows if they fuck up bf6 they're cooked even more rep wise
zamn my fault og
A part of me honestly hopes they do, but thats just because i wanna see the market crash already
Im tired of the constant ups and down trends and getting these mediocre ass games
I want what we used to get
if bf6 fails you know that cod will remain to do their evil ass schemes
If greyzone or whatever doesn’t beat them out lol




