general_chat

[toxic relic]

HAHAHAH i fuck with this guy

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/always-sunny-toll-troll-troll-toll-nightman-gif-21480773

[heavy ivy]

most if not all benefits for disability have strict savings limits too

[polar kernel]

on a full moon ill fuck anything

[toxic relic]

yeah it do be built this way

[neat moat]

2k for me

I can never save for than 2k

tf am I gonna do with 2k

[bronze moat]

Roxy likes this

[polar kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/the-worms-worms-dracula-flow-dracula-gif-9660837001544167588

[toxic relic]

i wont fuck anything

chainsaw tube

imagine

[polar kernel]

i am trying to claim everything i can on my VA i want that 4k a month check

[toxic relic]

as you should brother

dump the 4k into fortnite skins

[polar kernel]

now youre speaking my language

[karmic jetty]

shart of the deal

[polar kernel]

my ex makes like $140k a year and has 100% VA disability payments, but still had the audacity to tell me "we make the same after taxes"

[karmic jetty]

gib

[polar kernel]

bro i make like 60k a year blow ya shit smoove off

[karmic jetty]

i lost 200 clams last night i want it back

[toxic relic]

zo why

stocks are an addiction

[neat moat]

my money would generate more value if I burned it all than give it to zo

[karmic jetty]

shart of the deal

i did some high risk trades

[toxic relic]

heart of the cards, more like heart of my ass

[bronze moat]

Can’t get into the deets in chat, but it is 100% designed this way.

My dad passed away a couple weeks ago.

I paid $40K to help
Pay for his end of life care working as his hospice caretaker.

Insurance wanted the house. So I had to take out $20K in a loan to keep him and I from being tossed out homeless.

They took 100% of his life savings, and even his death benefits, so my sisters paid out of pocket for his funeral.

End result: I am now $60K in debt with zero savings and zero in my checking.

My dad was an army veteran, had a 401K, credit score maxed out, life insurance, and everything else.

They took it all

[heavy ivy]

stocks are blehhh
abstracting an already abstract currency further away

[karmic jetty]

i might have to lock in with comm so i can gamble trade more

[toxic relic]

while you were losing money on wallstreet i was listening to miles davis and getting high

[karmic jetty]

discounts!!!

i want more clams

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/turn-funny-gif-24349248

[karmic jetty]

chat wheres my 20 grand

[neat moat]

it cost 12 bucks to use the washers here

[toxic relic]

shit makes me go crazy

[heavy ivy]

i'm not just high, i am the high
(bunny made of weeed)

[bronze moat]

So my dad dying took me from having a profitable career and retirement to basically being homeless. Cause $60K of debt at age 50? I’m never living log enough to pay that off

[toxic relic]

they fucked you into a dirt hole and told you to pay for the gravestone

[neat moat]

fuck big pharma

[toxic relic]

🙏 wipe us out

[neat moat]

parasites

[toxic relic]

this manga has cool art

[bronze moat]

I wish.

Imagine giving 1 million people $20 grande, with a contract saying they needed to spend it only on bills and getting a job.

Poof economy fixed

[loud pumice]

lol

[toxic relic]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyHGpMvag78

[bronze moat]

And they do this to ALL old people.

Look it up. Elderly people are not allowed to keep more than $2,000 in bank accounts.

Everything over that is taken by the insurance companies. Is why old people gamble with their social security checks.

Grandma’s make $3,000? She’s taking $1,000 to the casino to risk making more before medicare/medicaid takes it

[toxic relic]

real

im trying not to think about this rn

otherwise ill grill myself

[bronze moat]

Very real. Every old person I worked with as a nurse does this

[toxic relic]

bbq

[karmic jetty]

gib me 1k and ill double it trust

[bronze moat]

The only way to combat it is making a trust fund before you hit age 50.

Lock away your money for your kids and trusted family in IRA or other funds that go un reported

[onyx igloo]

speaking of grill

[toxic relic]

its ok ill keep it all in cash under my bed

[bronze moat]

Im hoping to triple this next weekend

[onyx igloo]

i grilled some greek style chicken

[karmic jetty]

!!!

[toxic relic]

take out half my paycheck and stash it under the covers

[onyx igloo]

although its probably not that authentic

[twin bear]

Gurt acting like he's not whiter than Walt Disney

[neat moat]

Reverse coconut

[nimble hare]

meow

i bought the siege battle pass

[neat moat]

unfortunate

[bronze moat]

Just don’t forget it! I had a patient stashing $100 a month for 60 years.

So over $70K and he FORGOT WHERE HE STASHED IT

[twin bear]

Why

[nimble hare]

because I completed it and i liked the stuff it has

[bronze moat]

We worked with his kids to tear up his property.

After removing carpet and floor boards, we found a small box with the $70K in it in the crawl space by the water heater

[nimble hare]

i now have drip

[twin bear]

Boutta roll a fat one

[sturdy lily]

daerfdvcb

[neat moat]

Cubans are better

[polar kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/truth-nuke-truth-true-soyjak-wojak-gif-14828627546768133163

[toxic relic]

cubans are better but russian cigs are so cheap online

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/peter-griffin-stroke-family-guy-gif-25106673

Stroke moment

[toxic relic]

get a carton for like 4 usd

[twin bear]

Never had a cuban

[neat moat]

try it

[sturdy lily]

myone time my gone my grandp,a dod sombthn g

[twin bear]

Gurt yo ass don't even smoke weed

[neat moat]

keep in mind they are illigal

[twin bear]

Ask ur mommy for a wrap

[neat moat]

I like how everyone assumes I never had drugs when I straight up did meth

[twin bear]

Pretty sure everclear is banned here but we still get it

[bronze moat]

I got a jar of weed on my kitchen counter but can only smoke on Saturdays

[twin bear]

Love that fucking shit so much

[neat moat]

tf is everclear

[twin bear]

3 big drops in a shotglass

Pure alcohol basically

[dawn jewel]

I heard its banned in most states

[bronze moat]

Absinthe is epic

[twin bear]

I've been smoking wayyy too much haha...

[dawn jewel]

Including my own

[sturdy lily]

did you get addicted

[dawn jewel]

Sounds desgusteng

I hate alcohol

[twin bear]

I wanna try shotgunning a can of 4loko

[neat moat]

couldn't stand it

[bronze moat]

I smoke once every 2-4 weeks at most cause of my job. Otherwise would prefer to smoke weekly

[twin bear]

(:

Evil

[sturdy lily]

you hated it

[dawn jewel]

I’mma shotgun nesquik

[neat moat]

it was mid at best

[twin bear]

I like not thinking at all

[neat moat]

I felt sad

[twin bear]

Alcohol is my only friend

[bronze moat]

A PINT OF SASPIRRILA

[twin bear]

The beer don't cheat
The whiskey don't hurt me
Cigarettes don't tell made up stories

[toxic relic]

i think its the perception of "drug user" people have in mind

[sturdy lily]

do yall ever sleep

[toxic relic]

you dont fit into that ig

[twin bear]

U can tell i did meth

Easily

[toxic relic]

lol

[bronze moat]

Not everyone here is human

[dawn jewel]

I LIKE THE BOTTLE IT COMES IN

YAHOO

[twin bear]

If it wasn't for my nephew id still be using most likely

[bronze moat]

And was poured by a cute wench!

Refills are $4 so you keep the bottle every day of the fair and just get refills

[sturdy lily]

did u like cook it urself or buy it

[neat moat]

I dont see the appeal of meth tbh

but that's me ig

[twin bear]

I got it from my "friend"

[bronze moat]

Don’t do hard drugs. Plez. They are legit bad and you are 10000 times better NOT doing hard drugs. Trust

[twin bear]

I just snort a line and play video games all day

[sturdy lily]

did ur friend start selling it to you

[twin bear]

I know I'm tryin

[twin bear]

Yes and i bought it until i got fake shit

[karmic jetty]

i dont need drugs i need clams

[sturdy lily]

it seems like he just wanted money off of you

[twin bear]

True

Most ppl just want smth from me

[neat moat]

goon

[twin bear]

I never

[neat moat]

its probably not a good idea to admit to illigal activities on the discord server

[bronze moat]

I can’t offer professional helps, but I’ve gone through Alanon and can cheerlead you staying clean.

Do your best and stay clear of the hard stuff

[twin bear]

I've seen worse here

[sturdy lily]

theres not gonna be a cop in he zomboid discord

[twin bear]

I've never felt better not being high all the time ngl

[neat moat]

youd be surprised how petty people can be

[twin bear]

Well apart from the weed

[twin bear]

Bud is illegal in PA strike me down go ahead

[toxic relic]

ZEUS, STRIKE ME DOWN

[twin bear]

Sounds like bro is gonna call the coppers on mr

[toxic relic]

zeus is such a loser

[karmic jetty]

zoos

[bronze moat]

We have undercover peeps here working for gaming companies watching for bad mouthing of their IP’s.

Every large discord has people / bots watching for keywords and topics

[toxic relic]

zoos

zozo

zo...

zozo is zoos

[karmic jetty]

!!!

[toxic relic]

point and laugh

[karmic jetty]

rood

[toxic relic]

[karmic jetty]

ill smite u

[toxic relic]

do it bro

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/kratos-zeus-kratos-zeus-gif-27202380

[toxic relic]

no balls

you wont

[karmic jetty]

smite u AND take ur transformers

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/borzoi-siren-dawg-with-the-light-on-him-sailorzoop-dog-gif-2844905554045249724

[toxic relic]

yooo, exactly

[twin bear]

U right zozo has no balls

[toxic relic]

this guy knows

[sturdy lily]

i thought it was legal???

[dawn jewel]

OOOO YHATS SO NICE

I love it

[toxic relic]

ok bro too far

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/the-ticket-master-my-little-pony-mlp-my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-pinkie-pie-gif-16447173783516065016

same VA btw

[twin bear]

I loved those games the newer ones aren't horrible but i enjoy the older artstyle and combat

[toxic relic]

same

i respect the new ones

but god of war 2? cinema

[twin bear]

They're good games fr

[pale berry]

Guys have you heard of this really bad game called Project Zomboid? It looks so trash bro

[neat moat]

god of war...

[twin bear]

Still have my playstation memory card with god of war 2 saves

[neat moat]

god of pain

of suffering

[karmic jetty]

u played the psp god of war the one with demos

i like demos

[neat moat]

of destruction

[sturdy lily]

one time my mom made me take extra pills

[twin bear]

I miss playing cod zombies on ds in school

[sturdy lily]

i dont wanna take my pills anymore

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/fear-and-loathing-in-las-gif-5521124

Bro needs to call cps on his own parents

[bronze moat]

Im telling ya. If you like nerds, goths, and renaissance people, a ren fair is the place.

Can literally change your life if it’s what you vibe with. End up becoming a host at a bar or working the fairgrounds yourself.

I know people that have done just that and retired more or less

[sturdy lily]

theres prob a reason my doctor said to take 1 pill every day and not more than that

[twin bear]

Yeah almost like the doc knows better

[sturdy lily]

she thought i was lying and i didnt take them that day

[twin bear]

Weird how parents think because of their age and place in the family they have a say over medication that's prescribed

[sturdy lily]

and oen of the reasons why im hesitant to take them is because i dont wanna take extra because it made me sick

[twin bear]

I'm glad my mother fought to get me off meds

[spare ingot]

1 pill of what?

[sturdy lily]

theyre antidepressants

[twin bear]

1 Xanax

[bronze moat]

Buy it on steam. Play with frenz

[twin bear]

1 zannie is all i need to basically see god

[twin bear]

They have the DS version? Wuhhh

[dawn jewel]

It would be like being a barista again

I loved the tips

[bronze moat]

No not the DS version.

[dawn jewel]

People pay fr

[twin bear]

U was a barista?

[dawn jewel]

Yeah my first job

[twin bear]

This is what i played all day for years

[dawn jewel]

It was shit but i got to make my own drinks and tips were awesome

But there were a lot of predators lol

[twin bear]

Like 2 years of terraria and mw/black ops on ds

[twin bear]

Ass smackers are real

[dawn jewel]

WTF

[twin bear]

Literally had someone smack my ass at the bar cuz they thought i was a bartender lmao

I hate bar dwellers mostly

[dawn jewel]

I don’t let people that close to me

[twin bear]

I may get a bit silly when i consume the alcohol

[dawn jewel]

I was usually behind a kiosk so

[twin bear]

Das why ion vc with mfers while drunk

[polar kernel]

i went out last friday w my friends and i swear to god every single person in my group touched my ass at least once

[twin bear]

Shotgun named stay out of the staff area

[sturdy lily]

i never consume alcohol

[polar kernel]

i had a total of like 9 people get a handful of cheeks on me

☹️

[twin bear]

I enjoy the slapping but not when im tryna get drunk fr

[vital marten]

Drunk Driving tonight

VR of course

[twin bear]

If my homies slap my ass it's totally fine tho

[twin bear]

Man i wanna play vr again

[polar kernel]

yea i couldnt care less

[dawn jewel]

Idk if i could be a bartender

I feel like tips would be cool

But dealing w drunk ppl

Not good

[twin bear]

I'll NEVER work at a bar

[vital marten]

Must be a nice ass

[polar kernel]

my girlfriend was the one who started it she loves touching my ass for some reason

[twin bear]

I'm too small and fragile to confront a drunk person

[bronze moat]

Well just be prepared to not get paid a ton. Just like bartenders, you make your real money via tips.

I paid $16 for the sasparilla and tipped $4 to the bar wench. Working a full shift at the booth at a fair, you’d be lucky to make $200 a day.

The pickle on a stick people sold pickles for $4 and managed to sell 1,000 pickles in a month. But that’s $4,000 in sales, before labor and all other costs.

[polar kernel]

i tip bartenders when they make good drinks

if u make drinks like shit why would i tip u

[dawn jewel]

Being a barista taught me how to be interpersonal with people

[polar kernel]

go get a different job bruh

[twin bear]

Hard to fuck up vodka in a shotglass

[dawn jewel]

So i don’t think i’d struggle with that until i start getting older

[polar kernel]

i dont even get anything crazy man

[twin bear]

Same most i get is like a margarita

[polar kernel]

i be drinking lemon drops and vegas bombs cause im zesty like that

[twin bear]

Yes i consume the fruity drinks

[sturdy lily]

why do yall drink

[polar kernel]

chilis margaritas

[dawn jewel]

I like me frooty drinks too

Mojito yum yum yum

[polar kernel]

cause i have a fun time and it makes the voices go quiet

[twin bear]

I drink for fun mostly

[dawn jewel]

I drink socially

I hate the taste of alcohol usually

[bronze moat]

Several of my ex partners worked gay bars. Pay is $20 an hour plus tips. Weekends sometimes were $400 in tips.

My cocktail waitress at the casino has worked there since she was 21 and she’s now 50. Some nights she makes $500 in tips.

I alone tipped her $100 one night

[polar kernel]

i aint drinking cause it tastes good lol

[twin bear]

My social drinking is a 34 pack by myself

[sturdy lily]

weed is better for you and legal most of the time

[polar kernel]

military

[twin bear]

It gets social when I talk to myself

[dawn jewel]

Oh shit! Idk if i could work at a gay bar

[sturdy lily]

whats the point of being in the military

[twin bear]

I'm afraid of gay bars

[dawn jewel]

I’d probably fold to the women

[sturdy lily]

not like for the country but like why do you want to

[polar kernel]

i didnt wanna be homeless

[dawn jewel]

I’m not gay, just don’t know how to handle it

[polar kernel]

poverty drafted

[twin bear]

I feel uncomfortable going to bars to meet ppl

[sturdy lily]

id rather be homeless than serve for a country i dont trust

[dawn jewel]

Good for you

[twin bear]

U don't gotta trust ur country to enlist

[bronze moat]

Seattle is good for that. People make jokes about moving to Seattle and finding jobs within the first week.

It’s legit true tho

[polar kernel]

i went to my first gay bar fairly recently, i am a completely straight grown man but dude i needed a shift from the vibe of my usual clubs and bars

[twin bear]

Ask my recuriter

[polar kernel]

plus my girl wanted to go

and im incapable of saying no to this woman

[twin bear]

Gay men do be sexy

[dawn jewel]

I will fold

[twin bear]

I can see why

[dawn jewel]

I will fold fast

LMFAO

[polar kernel]

idk man the drinks were good and drunk me loves some fucking lady gaga bumping

ngl

[dawn jewel]

I want to go to gay bar

Not alone though

[sturdy lily]

ik i was just saying why i wouldnt enlist

[dawn jewel]

Yippeee

[twin bear]

I just wanna meet men like me not friggin cowboys

That's all we got here

[polar kernel]

probably the only time going out is safe

[dawn jewel]

YOPPPEEE

[polar kernel]

as a woman

[twin bear]

I almost enlisted just so i can get away from my life haha

[rose kestrel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1368249664176128080/1401620694374023168/7a2c223db968f10b106bb8aa7a8c0402.mp4?ex=68a6087e&is=68a4b6fe&hm=d830cb017223154624a24d42e9935cd28df61a23703f874c445965bd3dbf3eb2&

[dawn jewel]

I hear gay bars are banger i’m just shy LOL

[polar kernel]

theyre pretty fun i was very surprised

[sturdy lily]

the military wont make you better

[twin bear]

I'm good on that

[bronze moat]

It’s all about how you act. Straight people go to gay bars too cause the music and atmosphere is so different

[rose kestrel]

as in no or yes?

[twin bear]

Yes

[dawn jewel]

I mean fold because i’ll be blushing and don’t know how to handle w o m a n sofiekfkd

[polar kernel]

we met some cool people and they liked my outfit i felt so seen

[twin bear]

I wear some watch dogs type shit when i go out

Just without the mask

[bronze moat]

We had an event at a bar and had a local dancer post up ON the bar by the door.

Helped keep the riff-raff out cause the first thing you saw was him on the bar.

[polar kernel]

the only people who ever compliment my outfits at my usual spots are cougars

which when i was single was actually pretty nice

[twin bear]

I keep getting cougars in my dms

[dawn jewel]

LOL

[polar kernel]

older ladies love my soundgarden shirt

[twin bear]

I'm begining to think my facebook is a thirst trap foe 40 yr olds

[dawn jewel]

BLACK HOLE SUN

[twin bear]

Soundgarden is amazing so

[dawn jewel]

WONT YOU COME

[twin bear]

Ofc

[bronze moat]

90% of us are like that to TBH.

[polar kernel]

chris cornell my beloved

[twin bear]

And wash away the rain

[dawn jewel]

I want to NOT FOLD AOCJWKDK

[sturdy lily]

why do my parents get mad at me iof i dont talk to them but if i do talk to them they start screaming at me

[twin bear]

I may go to the bar tmrw after talking abt bars

[polar kernel]

unresolved childhood problems they refuse to acknowledge

idk man

[dawn jewel]

Idk buddy we aint therapists

[polar kernel]

i wanna go to the bar again but i also dont wanna spend my money

[twin bear]

Ur parents sound like some douches but I've only heard wack ass shit that they did

[polar kernel]

cause it takes a lot to get me drunk these days

sucks

[dawn jewel]

Boo

I get drunk fast

[sturdy lily]

one time my brother told me to end it

[dawn jewel]

Life is good

[toxic relic]

lightweight

[bronze moat]

Is always best to just be yourself and hang.

If it’s a local bar, after a few trips the staff will know you by name and it will be like an episode of cheers.

The GOOD bars know you, accept you, and just chill. And locals will always be your wingman. I met a super cute girl at a gay bar cause my FRIEND new she was my type

[dawn jewel]

Less money

[toxic relic]

point and laugh

[twin bear]

My body is strange I'll drink a bottle of vodka and I'm fine but a 12 pack and I'll be gonr

[polar kernel]

gf drinks 2 mixed drinks and i had to carry her home

i was on my 6th and was like "i feel a little buzzed :)"

[twin bear]

Haha

[dawn jewel]

WOOHOOOO

I feel out of place at bars

[toxic relic]

you seem like a mario character

[twin bear]

The only gay bar around here is a strip joint

[toxic relic]

most of your talk is just exclamations

[twin bear]

Swinging dicks and drinks

[polar kernel]

🤨

[toxic relic]

i fuck with that

[dawn jewel]

I just get a bit faded

[dawn jewel]

And then go drink

[polar kernel]

lmfao

[twin bear]

Nah fr tho it's supposedly a nice place to just drink

[toxic relic]

assume the position

[thin wedge]

🗣️

[twin bear]

Alot of ppl club there purely for the vibes

[polar kernel]

i usually just get an invite at like 9pm on a saturday to go out and i drop everything and go

[thin wedge]

hardest nv quote

[sturdy lily]

i dont rlly understand the point of those places when u have a phone

[dawn jewel]

Huh

[toxic relic]

indeed

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/fallout-nv-fisto-fisto-fallout-new-vegas-fallout-gif-25004812

[polar kernel]

hank have you been outside before im starting to think you just hate everything man

[toxic relic]

pulitzer award winning video game script

[dawn jewel]

LOL

[twin bear]

Seeing in person brings different emotions in the mix tbf

[thin wedge]

incel moment

[toxic relic]

connection

[sturdy lily]

not the point of bars

[twin bear]

I legit had a crush on a stripper lel

[toxic relic]

[polar kernel]

how can i share cigarettes with random drunk strangers if i dont go out

[dawn jewel]

Oh no…

[toxic relic]

bruh what

[bronze moat]

Tue talk: me too. I was born mormon. First beer was at age 30.

I still hardly drink, but for like 10+ years I got my groove and went to clubs and danced.

The FIRST hottie goth girl that got me to dance in the club broke the ice. I love her forever for helping me find my “dancing feet” cause now I can dance solo and not care.

[sturdy lily]

i mean

[toxic relic]

whats the point of bars if not to connect

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/soy-soyjak-wojak-based-cringe-gif-19505018

[sturdy lily]

i wasnt talking about the point of bars ik ppl go there to connect

[dawn jewel]

Not good😭

[polar kernel]

my coworker has a child w one

could be worse

[sturdy lily]

but i wouldnt wanna meet someone new in a club

[toxic relic]

what

[twin bear]

Mfer is like me and drinks in silence until duran duran turns on

[dawn jewel]

It’s not to date dude

[polar kernel]

ive met some really cool people at bars and clubs

[dawn jewel]

It’s just to hang out

[polar kernel]

u dont gotta fuck em u can meet FRIENDS lol

[thin wedge]

i like to meet people at the urinals

[toxic relic]

sleeper agent trigger

[polar kernel]

unironically have made friends like this

[twin bear]

Real

[bronze moat]

Bare minimum if it’s your local hang out, you socialize with regular friends over a drink or two

[toxic relic]

hey man, thats how it is

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/urinal-awkward-greeting-bathroom-gif-4107696

[twin bear]

I've never met anyone at a bar i remember other than this woman named amy

[toxic relic]

crossing streams at a urinal is a form of intimacy that breeds close relationships

[dawn jewel]

I’ve got two left feet, if i dance it’s just really hopping around and screaming lyrics

We stay hyped

[polar kernel]

drunk pissing next to some guy who can barely stand and u just gotta hype him up

[thin wedge]

sharing the urinal

[toxic relic]

stack them on top of each other and make a waterfall

[bronze moat]

One of my friends makes his own weed brownies.

Shit laid me OUT so I crashed on his couch after the bar for about 48 hours

[toxic relic]

you can do it just go through the legs

[twin bear]

U can split the urinal cake

[toxic relic]

fr

[sturdy lily]

if someone did that to me i would lowkey start running

[polar kernel]

still good friends w a guy who was barely conscious at a urinal and i said "cant quit now brotha theres a lotta night left, lock tf in"

and he sure did

kept running into him

[toxic relic]

thats true power

bro has might

[polar kernel]

so i was like "hey man u play fortnite" thus the friendship began

i love fortnite raaah!

[twin bear]

I'm afraid ill end up in a trashbag on the interstate if I drink in public these days

I be too trusting when I'm drunk

[dawn jewel]

Wtf

I am the opposite

LMFAO

[toxic relic]

fair enough dude

[dawn jewel]

especially when i get bad vibes

I’m 🗿

[thin wedge]

call that shit trickle down economics

[sturdy lily]

my grandma used to beat me

[polar kernel]

ive gone on random adventures with strangers when drunk

[twin bear]

I do rly stupid shit like hunting for bears at 4am when I'm fucked up

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-fire-writing-writing-fire-writing-text-gif-13329221376878675871

[bronze moat]

Mine is “hey you like depeche mode?”

Been connected to her for 20+ years now

[polar kernel]

my friends were talking to some girls and one of em was saying she wanted to go outside and i just offered to go w her to be nice and we literally wandered the docks for like 2 hours talking abt her life or something

[dawn jewel]

I’ve come to the conclusion that goonertrapscav should not drink

[twin bear]

I need to find a bar that has twinks and killswitch engaged

[polar kernel]

dont even remember her name but godspeed drunk girl

[twin bear]

Jokes on u I'm drinking monster beast rn

[bronze moat]

Travel in a group. Trusted frenz = safety

[twin bear]

I don't have any

[polar kernel]

i almost hate how much i love going out n drinking atp

[twin bear]

I cutt off my friends cuz they're all junkies lmao

[dawn jewel]

Goddamit

[toxic relic]

make new friends brother

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/lucas-turner-lucas-turner-lucas-brick-turner-brick-turner-gif-15863405

[bronze moat]

I know the best twink bars! One of my frenz go go dances at one

[polar kernel]

fent leaner discrimination

[twin bear]

Imma be honest idk how to make friends anymore since i stopped going to school

[toxic relic]

fair dude

idk it just happens

[thin wedge]

Man what taking him so long
The OD fent addict on the toilet:

[sturdy lily]

just talk to people

[toxic relic]

find common interests, talk to people

[twin bear]

It's all about chance i suppose, real friends come along when u don't expect it

[dawn jewel]

You just need some rejection therapy, go out and just start talkin to people

[polar kernel]

i got more pictures for my polaroid finally :)

[twin bear]

Got so many ppl added on discord but not a single friend lmao

[dawn jewel]

Worst they can say is nah

[twin bear]

Rejection therapy?

[dawn jewel]

Put yourself in uncomfortable situations where you could experience “rejection”

[twin bear]

I'm constantly rejected 😭

[dawn jewel]

Bruh

[toxic relic]

one of my mates i met when i rocked up to a random party and we ended up ditching and eating cold curry at a duck park

shit happens ig

[rose kestrel]

This is how they are.

[twin bear]

Barnyard goes hard

Peak animated show

[dawn jewel]

BIGGIE CHEEZ MOMENT

[sturdy lily]

i wish i was biggie cheeze

[twin bear]

I could go for some cheese

[bronze moat]

This is cute!

Saw them both. This is how nerds welcome you on stage:

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8BrrD4P/

[twin bear]

I could eat anything rn tbh

The munchies are real

[toxic relic]

jack the whipper

[twin bear]

Real shit

[sturdy lily]

do yall ever eat food

[twin bear]

Fart when i build my pelican u wanna see it

[toxic relic]

chip shop chewsday bruv

[twin bear]

It's in SE

[toxic relic]

sure

[twin bear]

I gotta figure out these fuckass landing mechanics

I keep wrecking my builds lmaoo

[toxic relic]

i dont know bruv but i believe in you

[sturdy lily]

guys i died

im a ghost

[twin bear]

Just got to learn some building techniques yeah

[toxic relic]

👍

[twin bear]

I keep forgetting i have Daggerfall is the MP mod still working?

Doesn't say if it's been broken ig I'll try it

[thin wedge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/986948930740813864/1345548151263854602/aw_hell_naw_grandpa_done_mixed_up_his_medicine_with_my_percs_and_now_he_tweakin_the_fuck_out.mov?ex=68a6635e&is=68a511de&hm=7996bd057a5e96ea7fcebcc6fa52a46f3917f9f02acf0154ac94e5e6e26fd3fd&

[rose kestrel]

dead along with neutron

[median torrent]

im experiencing a bug with b42 where the zombies didnt get the memo that the game takes place in 1993 instead of 2016 and they do the mannequin challenge sometimes, they dont move, they just stand there until you get too close

isnt too much of a problem

[sturdy lily]

whats yalls favorite food

[median torrent]

egg

[sturdy lily]

one time i got an egg from ihop and it had blood in it so im never eating an egg again

[sacred schooner]

burgr

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/eggs-swallowing-eggs-drinking-eggs-gif-7689667655341801652

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/frieren-fern-beyond-journeys-end-macdonald-burgers-gif-10253262265477048425

[sturdy lily]

what flavor

[twin bear]

That show was also fire

But yeah sadly

[twin bear]

What the fuck

[sacred schooner]

so long as it doesn't have murican cheese, olives or pickles

[sturdy lily]

i mean like well done medium etc

[sacred schooner]

no preference really

[twin bear]

Better have tomatoes and onions

[sacred schooner]

I like em all

EXCEPT WHEN MURICAN CHEESE IS INVOLVED

[twin bear]

I love a good juicy borgor with pink meat

[dawn jewel]

Heres your american cheese loaded burger

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/hoshimi-miyabi-zenless-zone-zero-gif-15984115238837768016

[dawn jewel]

[sacred schooner]

deserved

[sturdy lily]

i only like well done burgers

[dawn jewel]

Its time to run around

And lose weight

[sturdy lily]

run around in circles all day and loose weight

[thin wedge]

bust it down

hank style

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-m-inerals-marie-hank-schrader-gif-25769557

[cloud sentinel]

once u clear a town then what

i’m lowkey looking for things to do

[thin wedge]

go to #pz_b42_chat

[cloud sentinel]

me?

[sacred schooner]

you might as well be productive: take out some clankers, soldier

[thin wedge]

that what you would do first

[sturdy lily]

why cant i eat zombie corpses

[twin bear]

Have u considered calisthenics

[sturdy lily]

why cant i eat zombie flesh in zomboid

[sacred schooner]

well there's a mod for that

[lyric galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/breakfast-be-like-skull-so-hungry-i-could-gif-11496822

[rain mango]

smh

[lyric galleon]

SEKIRO HAS ANIME TRAILER OUT AND IS ON DISCOUNT RN

[tiny pecan]

When b42 multiplayer

[lyric galleon]

what a time to be alive

[sacred schooner]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/986948930740813864/1382504998872547328/IMG_7550.gif

[nimble trail]

Do they have b42 multiplayer now?

[sturdy lily]

what build are they adding npcs back in

[sacred schooner]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/986948930740813864/1382504998872547328/IMG_7550.gif

[tiny pecan]

No b41

[nimble trail]

b43

[sturdy lily]

ok

[sacred schooner]

the more you mention it, the later is will be released

[nimble trail]

how about now

[sacred schooner]

2042

[nimble trail]

😫

We'll be dead by then

thats like 100 years

[stiff geyser]

Can't wait for NPCs fr

[dawn jewel]

GODDAMMIT

[lyric galleon]

should i buy helldivers 2 or sekiro

[dawn jewel]

Calisthenics would be most optimal for the build i want

But will i do it

Probably not

[lyric galleon]

hd2 has halo collab

[dawn jewel]

Let me get back into working out first

[lyric galleon]

are you doing calisthetics irl merry?

[dawn jewel]

I wouldn’t consider it until i’m more consistent with getting back in shape

[bronze moat]

3-4 years

[lyric galleon]

fair

gotta have a good foundation

[young kelp]

weakest damage in BR

[sturdy lily]

do yall ever eat food

[dawn jewel]

I had a car accident a year ago that messed with me for a bit

[twin bear]

It's so much work fr

[young kelp]

+50% damage and enemy +30% damage taken

[dawn jewel]

And got me out of the flow of going to the gym/working out

[lyric galleon]

i like calisthenics too

[nimble trail]

no but i do ask about if b42 has multiplayer

[dawn jewel]

I just gave up for months

[twin bear]

are u ok merry?

[dawn jewel]

And its showing on my tubs

[young kelp]

yes

[lyric galleon]

i saw a dude pull himself up a bar with just his one arm

[dawn jewel]

LOL

[bronze moat]

Not everyone here is human. So no not everyone eats food

[lyric galleon]

that spoke to me

[dawn jewel]

its hard core

And really cool

But

[young kelp]

[dawn jewel]

Not my level at all

[sturdy lily]

im not human im a plant

[nimble trail]

FINALLY

B42 HAS MULTIPLAYER

[young kelp]

[lyric galleon]

i wanna see merry do sickass pullups

[dawn jewel]

I need to be a lvl 20 crime boss

Before i consider it

[sturdy lily]

can someone tell me how to use a musket

[nimble trail]

isnt that those rodents

[dawn jewel]

No i never had upper body strength so

That would be silly

AHAHAHA

[sturdy lily]

idk

[lyric galleon]

but merry

[thin wedge]

do not redeem

[lyric galleon]

you possess the indomitable human will

https://tenor.com/view/eren-yeager-eren-yeager-season4-attack-on-titan-eren-grisha-grisha-gif-24871624

[twin bear]

I'm so weak it's not even funny

Weak in mind and body

[young kelp]

I recall an animator getting spammed by these kinds of images

"Think of the money"

"Do it"

[dawn jewel]

I’m gonna walk around like a sim that forgot what task they needed to do

[lyric galleon]

im gonna press your plumbob

[sturdy lily]

how weak are you

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-jerma985-window-thrown-irish-gif-22777468

byeah

[dawn jewel]

Me when i

[lyric galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-breakdancing-cat-breakdance-girl-breakdance-cat-and-girl-breakdance-fast-gif-26174754

[half kettle]

i heard that eating 33 corndogs gives superpowers

[bronze moat]

You can be crime boss with Roxy!

[dawn jewel]

YEHEYY!!

[sturdy lily]

are yall a level 100 mob boss or a level 1 crook

[bronze moat]

Pour powder. Drop musket ball. Double tap with rod.

Pour SMALL amount of powder on flash pan. Pull back trigger.

Aim for 2 seconds. Fire when you exhale.

If you can load and fire 2 shots a minute you are FAST

[sturdy lily]

ok thanks

[sacred schooner]

I heard eating 33 tidepods allows you to fly real quick to any hospitals

[blissful leaf]

guys anyone want to play?

[bronze moat]

Real talk! I’m back from the funeral and settled in so gonna launch roxys server super soon

[dawn jewel]

Oh no funeral, are you okay?

[bronze moat]

Play? I wanna DANCE!

[bronze moat]

Yeah I am good. Buried my dad last week.

[floral adder]

how would i remove items from the seat? i cant drive my truck cause seat occupied with items xD
the option i see is trunk, but nothing else

[blissful leaf]

come on anyone, why nobody want to play? :(

[sacred schooner]

👁️ 👃 👁️

u sure?

[sturdy lily]

what happens if the rod falls in and i cant reach it

[sturdy lily]

make a post or look for posts in #1019737819981283459

[bronze moat]

My baseline is already whacked. But seriously I am okay.

Miss my parents a lot, but it is okay otherwise

[twin bear]

Yipeee

My sugar daddy joined my world

[sturdy lily]

my dad doesnt love me

[bronze moat]

Sorry to hear that. But family is not always blood related. I have family that I first met randomly at a club and are forever my siblings.

“Chosen family” is as valid as born

[sacred schooner]

I've never really been fine after funerals, they involve too much regrets

[bronze moat]

Uhhh…. They are longer than the rifle.

But if it breaks, oh well. You fire that too like shrapnel

[sacred schooner]

still visit the cemetary every once in a while

[dawn jewel]

I see my condolences, take the time you need to recoup/recover

[sturdy lily]

im pretty sure my dad cave me schizophrenia or something

[sacred schooner]

regardless, be well and take the time to mull over thoughts

[bronze moat]

They always do…. I was head pal-bearer so last to leave the cemetary.

I regret many things. I think that is 100% normal cause its very hard at the time to accept someone is not going to be around forever

[bronze moat]

Thank U

[bronze moat]

I am well. Actually had some good things pop up when we were doing geneology.

Found out a relative of mine killed someone in single combat and was knighted by King Richard III.

And my mom is related by marriage, not blood, to Princess Diana

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/marie-antoinette-gif-18018557

[bronze moat]

My mom’s side has ties to Irish, celtic, germanic royalty.

My dad is all cowboys and english/American

Also found out that my grandpa who landed on Normandy in WWII also fought in the trenches in WWI

So he survived both world wars….

[sturdy lily]

why can i go to federal prison for tax fruad

[sacred schooner]

mine is huh... french, it's all french

🧅

[bronze moat]

I have some french too!

[bronze moat]

At ren fair we always side with the french knight

[sacred schooner]

https://youtu.be/p3BHyOhVXmE?si=4m5pZGye3bEbQk2j

🧅

[half kettle]

a fucking onion?

really

[sturdy lily]

why is the onion believeable nowadays

[half kettle]

ughh atleast pick a tomato

[sacred schooner]

and the austrians can't get any

[bronze moat]

My dad was in France in 1955 and 1956. Maybe a bit longer

[dense pivot]

anyone wanna start a new wor;d?

[sacred schooner]

the earliest that any family stayed in europe was my great grand-father in the UK during ww2 as a medic

[thin wedge]

#1019737819981283459 #1019725562337579028

[sacred schooner]

he got lucky when he got back because the ship in front and behind him got sunk by the germans

[bronze moat]

I got 3 grandpa’s and they all dropped into Germnay on D Day

[dawn jewel]

A modest proposal

[bronze moat]

Yeah my grandpa from WWI landed on Omaha Beach. The most lethal one.

The other landed on Utah beach and my third parachuted in over enemy lines

[sacred schooner]

my late grandmother told me she didn't recognize him when he came back and took him for a homeless man with his large beard

[sacred schooner]

I don't know the history of my other great grand-parents and what they did

[bronze moat]

They all came back different. My grandpa who landed on Omaha never talked about it. But I know from Photo’s that all his high school buddies in pictures from the 1930-40’s never made it back.

He came back and worked the railroads and raised kids.

[sacred schooner]

https://youtu.be/75ozcLdI8oQ?si=BsSyjrS_iSsqrLpF

I had to

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/thomas-and-friends-thomas-mistakes-gif-13424273256624248917

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/zenless-zone-zero-zzz-dance-dancing-groovin-gif-5028094838469981580

[sturdy lily]

watermlons

[bronze moat]

Adorable.

[bronze moat]

You ever notice Miyabi’s OCD means she steps only on the white lines at a crosswalk?

[sacred schooner]

no, it's actually been a long time since I openned the game

[onyx igloo]

i just saw a VS mode in a game but the teams were
"the homeless vs the hooligans"

not sure how much better a game can get

[bronze moat]

I mainly do dailies now. Some new quest lines are super fun, but they can be completed in a day or two

[gritty drift]

[bronze moat]

[sturdy lily]

theyre

[bronze moat]

[sacred schooner]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/986951681822580736/1121642570318102559/Booty_Time.gif

[bronze moat]

[sturdy lily]

imagine if they added zombies to project zomboid

[bronze moat]

I usually hard delete them

[sturdy lily]

why cant i eat zombie meat

[thin wedge]

Cause your asking the wrong chat

[vital marten]

[last spoke]

I'd like you to consider the possible risks of engaging in cannibalism, specifically on a corpse that was killed by a highly infectious and immediately deadly disease

[onyx igloo]

one time i swore i had the knox virus but i outdrank it

6 bottles of whiskey kills it trust

[rose kestrel]

@outer zodiac https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/555301947146502144/1407345768670695495/az_recorder_20250818_233730.mov?ex=68a66d22&is=68a51ba2&hm=8c3998093e36f2d7c105addf26e97966869fabc56729e47e0e8f2d81a69c8767&

[rose kestrel]

crate cheese wall

[heavy ivy]

you'd win though right

[rose kestrel]

you need corn syrup first

[white obsidian]

yummy

[rose kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/warning-gif-15403397949888856290

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/do-you-have-any-ibuprofen-i-have-a-headache-meme-ibuprofen-meme-anime-girl-meme-mood-gif-17693332636758375379

[rose kestrel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/596302805635956783/1391904285662384128/image0.gif

[bronze moat]

There’s a mod for that

[bronze moat]

I allow zed proof walls on my server, cause hordes of 20,000+ zombies, helicopters and other dangers exist.

Without zed proof walls, everyone dies during a base killer event

And zombies do not despawn. So if 20,000 zeds show up at your base…. They are permanent residents until you move them

[heavy ivy]

honestly wish there was more differentiation between what zombies can thump. I'm fine with my windows doors and barricades being vulnerable but two zombies breaking multiple brick walls in my base because they heard a noise fucking sucks

[lyric galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/gojo-satoru-gif-949319236308169219

[heavy ivy]

i don't want my base to be invulnerable, i just want the zombies to stop breaking my fucking walls (unless its a shitty wooden one or smth)

[rose kestrel]

thats why we should be able to build defenses or traps in every block that bleeds them of their numbers

[rose kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cereal-meme-gif-gif-24940605

[sturdy lily]

do yall ever hear about the lorax

[heavy ivy]

barricades hurt zombies helps but still feel like certain player walls shouldnt be thumpable or more preplaced walls should be thumpable

consistency :c

[rose kestrel]

why did you kill RileyFlame, they could have defended your base?

[sturdy lily]

i ate french fries that i made

[heavy ivy]

huh?

[sacred schooner]

FRENCH?

🥖 🧅 🍷

[white obsidian]

[rose kestrel]

you killed RileyFlame dragon

[heavy ivy]

oh, that's our old username, same person(s)

[rose kestrel]

you ate them like Gurt Ate brother Ghoti

[sturdy lily]

did yall hear about elsagate on youtube

[bronze moat]

I recall an old roadmap that talked about zed proof walls being craftable by brick/stone/concrete.

Until it is made by the devs, tweak sandbox settings and use mods.

Any tile can have a “in thumpable” tag assigned to it making it immune to zombie damage and a few mods have used that for brick walls

[sturdy lily]

elsagate slop

[heavy ivy]

if anything riley would be the one eating me

[bronze moat]

There’s a mod that lets admins tweak things on the fly. Click on a wall, assign “unthumpable” and ALL walls of that type become immune to damage.

[tall glen]

I am home

[heavy ivy]

yeah i used the building menu mod in b41 for this! made all my walls unthumpable but i could keep my furniture barricades thumpable. do hope it's something that comes to defualt settings, is nice to have the mod options in the meantime

[sturdy lily]

how does building stuff work in build 41 im used to build 42

[tall glen]

the correct answer was " hey home., I'm Dad"

[white obsidian]

ok

[bronze moat]

I love the crawl over furniture/countertop mod myself.

Instead of thumping on a couch, the zeds climb over. Same with countertops and tables. So you can’t kite zeds in a restaurant. They will climb over the counters and tables to eat you

[tall glen]

I hope they crawl out of your toilet Dave

[heavy ivy]

this exists??? absolutely one of my biggest pet peeves with zomboid. 100% getting that

[bronze moat]

Same general idea. Only real changes are recipes.

But a hammer and nails and wood still builds a wooden wall like always

[sturdy lily]

is it in the crafting menu

[tall glen]

I am eating almonds

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/ghoulies-in-the-toilet-gif-3475848

[tall glen]

and like 2 quarts of tea

[bronze moat]

Crafting and context menu. If you have planks, nails, a hammer you can just context menu select “build wall”

[sturdy lily]

k

[thin wedge]

you gonna piss the biggest kidney stone

https://tenor.com/view/star-brilliance-sodilite-kidney-stones-kidney-stone-funny-moments-fortnite-funny-moments-gif-4795012572001165202

[sturdy lily]

do ppl actually like noprmally get kidney stones

[bronze moat]

No.

Drinking plenty of water is the #1 prevention. NOT being hydrated is the #1 cause.

Too much salt intake. Too much protein intake. Too much fish.
Prior to age 40 you got about 10% odds of getting a kidney stone (and knowing it).

After age 40 odds are about 15%

And most kidney stones pass without you ever realizing it

[sturdy lily]

yeah thats what i thought about but i hear so many ppl talking about it like its normal

[bronze moat]

Prolly cause when you get one and you FEEL it? It’s one of the worst internal pains you may ever feel outside of other injuries.

Lotta nerves in that part of your body.

[thin wedge]

those odd are better than tboi

[bronze moat]

And if you get one, it’s usually a bad combo of bad diet, not drinking water and other health issues

[tall glen]

there are usually prediagnosable kidney issues

I think

[bronze moat]

Yeah. But we diagnose mostly on issues related to diet, weight, etc.

[tall glen]

also hers a kidney stone under a microscope

[sturdy lily]

that looks li ke itld hurt

[bronze moat]

I’ve seen some scary xrays of kidneys not with stones but with Kidney HORNS

[tall glen]

yeah that's just straigt up kidney failure at that point

[bronze moat]

Yeah kidney horns can be fatal

[swift crag]

oh fun

[tall glen]

also dont drink antifreeze

[swift crag]

I want horns-

[sturdy lily]

how do you get a kidney horn

[bronze moat]

Almost always require surgical removal or the patient will die from it

[bronze moat]

Short version: kidney stone that just keeps growing until it gets insanely huge

[tall glen]

they can blast small ones with ultrasound I hear

[bronze moat]

I know a guy who implants them! I think some are only $200

[swift crag]

wha-

Really?

Tis a big decision to do it just to troll the churches ngl.

[bronze moat]

Yeah breaks em up into tiny bits so you can remove them with less invasive surgery (basically suck them out with a medical hose) or pass the super tiny ones like a series of regular kidney stones.

I don’t know all the details tho

[bronze moat]

Body art is a major thing in Seattle.

You can get all kinds of dermal implants

[swift crag]

dermal armour?

[bronze moat]

That exists. But it’s grey market cause implantinf kevlar armor plates under your skin is not approved as safe

[thin wedge]

brutalist design my beloved

ain't no bum sleeping there tonight

🗣️

[swift crag]

How to get body armour in Australia without breaking the law moment.

[severe agate]

Wouldn't your immune system just attack whatever subdermal implants you have since its a foreign object

[swift crag]

I'm sure it'd make your skin look puffy and weird though.

[bronze moat]

Gotta know people in low places

[severe agate]

So basically, you're just poisoning yourself slowly

[swift crag]

yeah

[bronze moat]

Nah. Sculpt it like muscle. The “rock” has peck implants. His muscles are not 100% real

[swift crag]

You'd have to do some kind of biosafe stuff to not overwork your immune system, which is pretty damn hard overall.

[bronze moat]

TBH a lot of body builders have implants

[bronze moat]

Silicone is popular. Put anything in a silicone bag and you can put it inside a body

[swift crag]

Not really true.

[bronze moat]

No but MOSTLY true. Which is why it’s used for implants.

Back in the 40’s they used to inject the silicone gel directly under the skin. No bag. No shape. Just raw silicone goop to make big biddies

[young kelp]

it is safe cause we haven't found out the bad effects of it yet

[swift crag]

Nah regular silicon is known to be harmful.

[bronze moat]

Demand outweights safety

[chrome jetty]

Kapow

[bronze moat]

Pew pew

[tacit meadow]

Dermtitis?

[swift crag]

You get stuff like medical grade stuff which is Less harmful

But guess who has a silicon allergy @bronze moat :3

[tall glen]

gonna need titanium implants

[bronze moat]

You know the “mighty mouse” gene therapy where muscles grew non stop on lab mice?

THOUSANDS of humans keep bugging the lab’s volunteering for human use

[young kelp]

wouldn't that just cause cancer on humans

[bronze moat]

Other plastic stuff works

[swift crag]

Isn't there also dogs that have been gene tested with it?

[tall glen]

its causes psychosis and irrational violence Dave

[tacit meadow]

Its your body, just tell it to leave your implants alone

[tall glen]

I want that

[swift crag]

Ikr.

stop eating at the load bearing chemicals body!

[bronze moat]

And cats. And rabbits. 100% fatal Yet humans keep demanding human testing

[young kelp]

your body doesn't know your eyes exist

[bronze moat]

Cause big muscle > living

[young kelp]

[tacit meadow]

Ye it does

[tall glen]

eyes are a rather late stage evolutionary thing

[swift crag]

Isn't it just mass rather than strength as well?

[tall glen]

we are worms with fiddly bits

[young kelp]

and if it ever does learn of its existence, it gets removed as a foreign object

[swift crag]

Honestly feels like you'd be fucking up someone's body for little reason.

[tacit meadow]

I poked my eyes with my body, and they stayed where they were

Can confirm, not true

[bronze moat]

It’s not toned lean muscle, but it still works. Problem is ALL muscle grows.

Enlarged heart is the main cause of death

[swift crag]

It doesn't know what your body is, because it knows what isn't from what is, this is achieved by-

[tall glen]

I want to be a fleshmass from rimworld

[young kelp]

become roidhulk

[bronze moat]

Basically, what is Jean therapy does. All depends on how long you live because your muscles literally do not stop growing.

Every single calorie that you Consume goes straight into developing your muscle and every muscle in your body grows

[swift crag]

Yeah, honestly it seems like poeple are just going to gene mod themself without really thinking and then die because of it.

[tacit meadow]

Yall ever get irrationally jealous of gorrilas?

[young kelp]

I don't want to compete with chimps so no

[tacit meadow]

My guys are ripped out of there god damned mind on a diet of fucking leaves

[bronze moat]

Oh, without a doubt.

If you go down certain rabbit holes and learn things like you can grow any DNA strand you want in your garage? People are already doing really dumb stuff.

[swift crag]

I saw a bunch of crispr(?) stuff for uh lactose intolerance and people doing testing on themselves to make their body produce the enzyme required to process it and it's just... "How can you know this wouldn't just completely fuck your body up in unknowable ways?"

[bronze moat]

Or you can donate money to a local college and the kids in the lab will grow you whatever DNA strand you ask them to

The University, Washington used to offer that and you could grow some DNA for as little aslittle 70 bucks

[severe agate]

Crispr is just waiting for a brilliant mad scientist for Resident Evil to happen

[tacit meadow]

Just meet a nice girl and she'll grow ur dna for free when yall are ready

[sturdy lily]

i love water

[bronze moat]

Not completely untrue! There are some very cute girls in college that work in those fields

And I based this on nothing but my personal observation, but there actually seems to be a large percentage of women working in bio chemistry and related fields

[sturdy lily]

he was making a joke btw

[tacit meadow]

The college girls yearn for the fields

[bronze moat]

I know.

[sturdy lily]

oh mb

[bronze moat]

But that cutie goth girl May, indeed have a college degree in bio, chemistry, Genetics, and all kinds of stuff

[sturdy lily]

why would i want a cute girl

[graceful belfry]

Just get a cute guy theory:

[bronze moat]

I dated a girl for a short while that had a degree in astrophysics, engineering, all the kind of stuff that you would expect someone to go work in outer space.

And I think she’s done just that

[tacit meadow]

Cool

[sturdy lily]

cool

[tacit meadow]

Good for her, gz random girl

[bronze moat]

Well, go for whatever flicks you’re bic

Lol

I am in smarty pants myself, but I never applied it and I’m definitely not cute

But if the apocalypse hits us within the next two or three years? I’m the guy you want for long-term survival

[severe agate]

If the apocalypse hits, I'd prefer to be among the people in the blast zone

[bronze moat]

I mean… Nobody in the blast zone would even know. You just be going about your normal life and then poof you’re gone.

[severe agate]

Exactly

None of that post apocalypse shit. I want to be first out

[bronze moat]

And I’m not even remotely a prepper, but just out of habit, I’ve got enough food storage the last few years

Yeah, the whole idea of an apocalypse is actually extremely frightening.

And the idea of romanticizing it or hoping for one? That’s also worrisome.

[sturdy lily]

if theres a nuclear apocolypse or zombie apocalypse id prob just kms

[karmic jetty]

hmmm i rarely drink covfefe but ive downed like 3 mugs this morning chat am i cooked

[bronze moat]

Depends on the strength of the coffee

[sturdy lily]

do you have one of those heart disorders where you die if you have too much caffiene

[bronze moat]

I’m an old man and by all means I should never drink an energy drink. And then I drink two full monsters every single day

[sturdy lily]

how are u an old man

[bronze moat]

If I just up and die, it’s probably from energy drink

[bronze moat]

I’m almost 50

[sturdy lily]

yeah thats noit old

youre only old when youre like 60 and still you prob have a good 20 yuears left after that

[bronze moat]

In gaming community is it old lol

[karmic jetty]

ive met older

[severe agate]

If your back hurts and your knees creak, you're old

[karmic jetty]

he was pog

i miss him

[sturdy lily]

yeah if ur talking about gaming its like ancient

[bronze moat]

Oh so Have I

Heck, I knew the guys who created wizards of the Coast. Most of them are close to 60

And I still hang out with people as young as 25 all the way up to my age, but I obviously can’t keep up with the younger people as much

[sturdy lily]

yall ever play half sword

[frosty tulip]

I'm geriatric then

[karmic jetty]

dust

fossil

[frosty tulip]

Prehistoric

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/lit-old-lady-dab-old-but-still-swag-gif-13302838

[karmic jetty]

my youth is still burning bright

[sturdy lily]

do you have any kids

[frosty tulip]

Join us cat

[bronze moat]

My reflexes are also pretty slow, but I can still play a bad ass, medic in battlefield six.

[frosty tulip]

Eat jello and play bingo with us

[karmic jetty]

MEDIC MEDICCCC

[frosty tulip]

You know you wanna

[bronze moat]

No kids. I am the last of my Line.

[karmic jetty]

mmm jello

member the glory days of battlebit 👴

so much fun larping

[sturdy lily]

ddont say that unless you dont have any brothers

or sisters

[bronze moat]

Oh, and I absolutely go to the casino. I’ve turned it down because of budget. But I have $1000 to take this weekend to celebrate my dad.

[karmic jetty]

1000 clams yommers

[frosty tulip]

Every enemy hearing my over the top death screams and gurgles

[karmic jetty]

gib me and ill double it trust

[karmic jetty]

HELL YEA HAHAHA

[sturdy lily]

are u saying you make 1k a week???

[bronze moat]

I’ve held onto this chip for several months. Was hoping to take my dad to the casino one last time before he passed away.

[frosty tulip]

It was great hearing the rage when I suicide C4ed people tho

Fucking gold

[karmic jetty]

it was peak

[bronze moat]

No. But for the last five years now I’ve made $10,000 a year in winnings.

[sturdy lily]

so you only make 10k a year

[bronze moat]

Correct

[karmic jetty]

is that a lil or alot

[sturdy lily]

how do you live off that

10k a year is small

[frosty tulip]

The best tech to learn for it was to get the timing right, so people would be sitting behind cover and I'd jump from several stories above and detonate right before fall damage would kill me

[bronze moat]

I don’t live off of that. That’s in addition to my normal job.

[karmic jetty]

i never use c4

the vest

[frosty tulip]

Coward

You just don't get it

[karmic jetty]

nah nah nah

i just like the lmg

[sturdy lily]

ohhhhh

[karmic jetty]

pew pew

[frosty tulip]

LAME

[karmic jetty]

shush

i love lmg!!!

[bronze moat]

When using C4, remember to place the charge that so it faces towards the enemy

[bronze moat]

I love the heavy machine gun in hell divers.

[karmic jetty]

i member playin in the japanese serber and my glob it was horrific

for my eyes that is

everyone was throwing flashbangs and it was a night map

[sturdy lily]

i have helldivers but i suck at it

[karmic jetty]

[bronze moat]

I can help if U ever wanna play

[karmic jetty]

helldiver

i hardly know er

[modest lynx]

it is not best idea casinos are designed to rob you

[rose kestrel]

[sturdy lily]

ok but i prob wont be playing helldivers for like a while

if you go to a casino bet on blacjack its simple

[karmic jetty]

kcd2 new dlc soon!!!!!!

[karmic jetty]

roulette all on black

[bronze moat]

Yeah the odds favor the casino.

I play blackjack. And I never lose. Cause reasons

[karmic jetty]

u count cards

[frosty tulip]

No, u intimidate the dealer into giving u the best cards

You use the aura

https://tenor.com/view/doakes-bar-gif-4298875606784040546

[karmic jetty]

i havent unlocked that special ability yet