#general_chat

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cyan tapir
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thats a sin

lilac quarry
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that is a choice we all have to make

karmic jetty
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woah xal wtf

sleek musk
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stealing the cat

karmic jetty
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NO NOT BIGPOO

lilac quarry
toxic relic
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i would do it

lilac quarry
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and he wears this pagan ritual mask so it scares the dogs before he kills them

sleek musk
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that's a saint

tender igloo
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you lying little turd ball

sacred schooner
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I don't own a driver's licence and you're projecting

toxic relic
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would you eat the turd bolus

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would you let the wet slime of a freshly rolled poop ball slip down your throat

karmic jetty
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not having a drivers loiscence is exactly why its believable

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how could u xal you

lilac quarry
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xal do you think you could fill in for me for a day at work?

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I'll trade jobs with you for a day

sacred schooner
toxic relic
karmic jetty
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oh my glob

toxic relic
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conspiracy

karmic jetty
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hes built like the berk schnose

toxic relic
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true

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face card real

sleek musk
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can i embed fail once??

sacred schooner
sleek musk
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feels as bad as the first time

sacred schooner
hollow cedar
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@sacred schooner , does your veteran role means that you like to play as veteran or you are actually veteran at the game?

karmic jetty
cyan tapir
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what level do i gotta be to send links?

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gifs*

karmic jetty
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xal answer the questions

sacred schooner
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well uh

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my answer shall uh

lilac quarry
sacred schooner
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I'll answer it soon

hollow cedar
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Oh my, why is everyone veteran?

sacred schooner
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what it really means is that we've hung around this discord server for far too long

hollow cedar
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Oh, okay

lilac quarry
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then there's me despairge

hollow cedar
sacred schooner
lilac quarry
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I forget when all of the regulars joined

sacred schooner
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no way

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I started playing in 2020 and joined in 2021

karmic jetty
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real

hollow cedar
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I'm a zed, uuuggg, stab me with an improvised spear, step-player

karmic jetty
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i joined 500 yrs ago

karmic jetty
sacred schooner
tender igloo
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how do i see that

karmic jetty
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the heck is juil

lilac quarry
karmic jetty
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xal got made up months

tender igloo
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i wanan feel included

lilac quarry
sacred schooner
lilac quarry
tender igloo
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me and xal the ogs

sleek musk
sacred schooner
lilac quarry
toxic relic
lilac quarry
sacred schooner
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why did you quit the server huh

hollow cedar
toxic relic
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im a veteran neckbeardlaugh

tender igloo
candid patio
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moved from California USA to Ontario Canada in April
Just moved 2 hours away from first place in Ontario to second house in Ontario, last week
Get home from work today
Wife: Here's my 15 slide power point presentation about why we should move back to California by December

sacred schooner
lilac quarry
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yeah it was a joke but it did reset my server count thing

tender igloo
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i hope ur wife finds this discord

toxic relic
karmic jetty
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whats so great about cali i just hear bad things

candid patio
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But no she didn't say anything racist today

thin wedge
sacred schooner
candid patio
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Well like she probably did

lilac quarry
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it was such a jarring statement to read

karmic jetty
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this is not good optics for canada

candid patio
karmic jetty
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canada stinky it means you

thin wedge
tender igloo
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california is so bad with taxes lol

lilac quarry
lilac quarry
lilac quarry
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right

thin wedge
tender igloo
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pretty state but god id never move back there

candid patio
wraith dust
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i left cali at 18 because of how bad its getting

sacred schooner
lilac quarry
toxic relic
# thin wedge logs

call me an understaffed store the way the poop backlog is piling up in the ass warehouse 🗣️

cyan tapir
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ppl at my school wear shorts in -30 bru

toxic relic
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bru

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is this afrikaans

karmic jetty
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im freezing to death in the office rn

toxic relic
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or europe

wraith dust
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was in vegas for 2 years then 5 in chicago

lilac quarry
wraith dust
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moving to washington this year tho

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back to west caost

tender igloo
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how was chicago lol

wraith dust
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LMFAO CAOST

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it was ok

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i missed the mountains alot

tender igloo
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i went there to visit someone online , err wisconsin and we went to chicaco lol

wraith dust
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architecture here is good

thin wedge
karmic jetty
candid patio
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So the city I'm in, which is kinda typical of many decent sized places in Canada, is that the health care system is so strained that it practically equates to no health care

karmic jetty
wraith dust
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me cant english lmao

sacred schooner
thin wedge
cyan tapir
tender igloo
rain mango
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one of the slowed down bgms of pz has the same tempo as espresso from sabrina carpenter

thin wedge
karmic jetty
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need mooper to translate

sacred schooner
rain mango
tender igloo
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whos sabrina carpenter

rain mango
rain mango
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i heard of her this year lol

tender igloo
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is she country

rain mango
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pop

lilac quarry
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I think the biggest problem with our healthcare is people getting a family doctor

tender igloo
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or like a tayulor swiff

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swift?

lilac quarry
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with one of those badboys anything is possible

rain mango
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like taylor swift

tender igloo
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swiffle

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lol

rain mango
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i think she worked for disney

sacred schooner
rain mango
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taylour swiff on god spiffo

karmic jetty
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sabrina carpenter has a few good songs

thin wedge
candid patio
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Primary care doctors are not taking new patients
Even if you had a primary doctor, apparently they all suck in my city and they simply collect money from the government, but an appointment is 3 to 6 months out
If you need emergency services, unless you are actively bleeding out, supposedly there's an estimated 30 hour wait at the emergency room.
And the surgeons in my area are obviously not the best
Etc etc

toxic relic
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i remember my dad stitched my hand close after i caught in on barbed wire playing on the metal roofs between fields ThinkingGojira

rain mango
wraith dust
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ill be close to vancouver

thin wedge
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why she not building homes

wraith dust
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which is pretty sick

thin wedge
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smh

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false advertising

rain mango
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she made a boat

young kelp
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A slightly annoying change in BR

rain mango
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alexa is sabrina carpenter really a carpenter

young kelp
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its good if you could get good quirks and lock em for free

karmic jetty
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am so eepy eeper

candid patio
young kelp
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however quirks are a lot more common in BR, just attacking enemies sometimes gives you the quirk to be good against them

sacred schooner
sacred schooner
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did you eep?

karmic jetty
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my healthcare is superior you

rain mango
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this creep is pretending to be a girl in a server im in lmfao

sacred schooner
lilac quarry
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I do rarely hear of this

karmic jetty
karmic jetty
tender igloo
lilac quarry
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my doc is great but I'll call, get an appointment within a few days and get the service I wanted same day or whenever I could reasonably do it

rain mango
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i dont know

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their pfp is just someones lips

rain mango
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its so baity

tender igloo
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looks like a diaper lol

rain mango
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LOL

tender igloo
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oh shit im blind i see it now lol

karmic jetty
rain mango
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lets see what they say

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Why

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why not

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society

lilac quarry
tender igloo
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noo itll cause a chain reaction

candid patio
tender igloo
rain mango
rain mango
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Hii

lilac quarry
candid patio
rain mango
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howdy

rain mango
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thanks, how's everyone doing?

rain mango
tender igloo
rain mango
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only other deranged games plz

tender igloo
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no you guys talk about pee and poo claudia can post pz lol

rain mango
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peepee poopoo

tender igloo
rain mango
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im so tired of pz cooking

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i cant for the love of me find carbs

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every house has been looted cause i for some reason upped the looting settjng to 40% chance

tender igloo
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raid some farms

rain mango
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im a noob to this game, butif it's anything simular to unturned i think i'll be okay lol

raw rock
tender igloo
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even on 12 months laters some spawn in the crusty ones

rain mango
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some carbs?

tender igloo
rain mango
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oh

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im dumdum

rain mango
rain mango
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im 2 months in cooking is hell

thin wedge
# raw rock

why does orange juice look orange but apple juice doesnt look apple

karmic jetty
tender igloo
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wait that actually hurt my head

rain mango
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appo joocs

wraith dust
toxic relic
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the juice from an apple isnt red or green because its not the skin

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the inside is just starches and sugars so i should be clear-soft yellow/beige

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just like piss

rain mango
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i mean thats one way to describe it. 🤣

toxic relic
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bro hasnt pillaged the depths for the golden syrup

karmic jetty
toxic relic
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its a sport

raw rock
toxic relic
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and im a pro athlete

unkempt hatch
toxic relic
karmic jetty
unkempt hatch
toxic relic
karmic jetty
toxic relic
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that you bro?

rain mango
toxic relic
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gumball new season

unkempt hatch
rain mango
karmic jetty
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piss review

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has to be out there

toxic relic
karmic jetty
toxic relic
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real

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what a bro

toxic relic
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this is real

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trust me bro

wraith dust
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piss lore

toxic relic
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internet brings people together 😄

karmic jetty
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do they try to produce the best piss

toxic relic
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yes

rain mango
toxic relic
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and theres food suggestions to alter piss flavour and colour

karmic jetty
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interesting

hollow cedar
karmic jetty
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erm

karmic jetty
karmic jetty
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i actually have a decade figure

karmic jetty
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hes so pog cryingbastard

young kelp
karmic jetty
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also lemme grab my earphones

rain mango
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map_facesad ipgrab kink pls no shame

rain mango
karmic jetty
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hilarious

young kelp
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thats a kid

rain mango
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it has to be

karmic jetty
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thats a fed dood

rain mango
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a kid trolling

karmic jetty
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RUN

rain mango
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a fed troll

candid patio
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Thank God my wife called someone for a second opinion about moving and the person she called told her to save all her money and not move

young kelp
rain mango
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AY YO! i walk away from my computer for 5 mins to this? lol

young kelp
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1 damn HP away from kicking the bucket

rain mango
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permadeath panic

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i could never play a gamr with permadeath

young kelp
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its not that bad

rain mango
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i death is permanent why is there a heaven

young kelp
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just think of the lower levels as rather than man power

karmic jetty
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just dont die

thin wedge
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all woman are feds

young kelp
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they are a resource

rain mango
young kelp
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that is very free

rain mango
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It gone

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Consumed

thin wedge
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THEY GLOW BRIGHT

rain mango
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Will eat hell tomorrow on my next mukbang

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Trying to beat galactus

karmic jetty
rain mango
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Going to consume garden of eden tonight

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Biggg salad

toxic relic
rose kestrel
candid patio
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I think I have this

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1 ubi plz

rose kestrel
worldly niche
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Beware of the steam scans everyone if somebody talks to you about inventory or reporting you on accident don't respond

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Just got contacted by another one

chrome jetty
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<3

rose kestrel
worldly niche
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What do you mean by that I'm guessing it's probably just a bot

chrome jetty
ivory grail
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I think its time to get a new mouse

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the scroll isn't working well anymore

velvet vault
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im really interested on playing the game but im scared cause it looks hard asf

ivory grail
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you're going to die

velvet vault
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lmao

ivory grail
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and you can't reload

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but that the fun in the game a single mistake can cost you your life

toxic relic
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dwarf fortress mindset bruv

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losing is the point

velvet vault
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but i really want to star cause is like the sims but with zombies

hollow cedar
toxic relic
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dying is where the fun is

candid patio
toxic relic
rose kestrel
twin bear
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Chat should I kill skeletron before gurt gets back on

rose kestrel
candid patio
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How do y'all feel about the idea of not having children is breaking a chain of thousands or even millions of generations of your ancestors reproducing?

Does that chain matter?

plush cobalt
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No

rain mango
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with the bow and arrow in resurgence

hollow cedar
candid patio
rose kestrel
hollow cedar
sacred schooner
candid patio
candid patio
dawn jewel
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@chrome jetty thank you

hollow cedar
sacred schooner
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the motherland would be disapointed in us

pale berry
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gmod f13 the game real

young kelp
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can't really blame them

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with how money gets harder to get each year

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a child is a very heavy investment

rose kestrel
rose kestrel
young kelp
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what kind jobs did they have

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to be able to live off retirement that early

rose kestrel
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but their investments 8 years ago is what gave with 100,000k or more

hollow cedar
# young kelp a child is a very heavy investment

Oh, no, if you have to invest money in a child, you're doing it wrong. Invest time for your child. Be a role model. Our children would likely grow up like us if we do nothing wrong. Teach your children to play PZ

plush cobalt
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I simply do not want children

hollow cedar
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Aww, I want plenty

plush cobalt
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My siblings have kids so my bloodline doesn't die with me or whatever, but even if it did I wouldn't care

young kelp
hollow cedar
rose kestrel
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if you have free time thats good, its something not alot can afford

sacred schooner
ivory grail
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dude house is blocked by a portal what a loser

thin wedge
ivory grail
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and his wife is still stuck in the house

hollow cedar
rose kestrel
rose kestrel
sacred schooner
karmic jetty
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who pinged me

hollow cedar
karmic jetty
sacred schooner
# karmic jetty

I think he deserves to be sent to the shadow realm what do you think?

karmic jetty
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yes

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krill em

rose kestrel
rose kestrel
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then

sacred schooner
rose kestrel
toxic relic
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the concept of "continuing a bloodline" is fucking hilarious like bro you play league all day and shit in a tub why the fuck are you trying to hop on this bs that doesnt matter

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it truly baffles me

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who cares fr

plush cobalt
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Even if it mattered at all, unless every single member of every generation before you was an only child it's not a big loss

sacred schooner
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no joke

toxic relic
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but can the goverment stay on dis

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im too powerful

karmic jetty
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the bludline ends with me

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no offspring of mine will take my throne

lilac quarry
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hmmmmm

toxic relic
lilac quarry
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nope

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student yes

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PR is now impossible

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@plush cobalt seeing you makes me want to alter the name further

plush cobalt
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I don't think I can take any more

lilac quarry
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you have forced my hand.

plush cobalt
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Leon.

sacred schooner
plush cobalt
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Leon why

sacred schooner
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except a few years

pale berry
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the adventures of chad

lilac quarry
lilac quarry
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my friend, who I'm really rooting for, is trying to get his PR and he works in healthcare security AND works at a pharmacy (healthcare jobs provide the highest score gains of any field) and he's still 40 points shy

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and there's no longer any expected dates for PR assessments despite it being 6 months+ since the last one

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he gets deported in January if he can't get it before then and he doesn't think it's going to happen

sacred schooner
neat moat
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general chat is deteriorating

lilac quarry
neat moat
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we have 3 letters left

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sorry 4 letters

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the earth is healing

harsh vault
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blame moopy

lilac quarry
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I had no choice

harsh vault
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loki im putting you in jail

heavy ivy
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how could this happen

sacred schooner
# lilac quarry -10

gee it really is strict, I perhaps would pass once I graduate and get a job but not before that

loud pumice
lilac quarry
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I don't think I've ever killed anyone

loud pumice
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Any funny on the job shenanigans?

lilac quarry
sacred schooner
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leon you stab people for a living

lilac quarry
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think it's been pretty tame for the last little while

loud pumice
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Is that a good thing?

hollow cedar
loud pumice
lilac quarry
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not for me no

loud pumice
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i know lol

lilac quarry
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I like the ridiculous stuff but chill isn't the worst I guess

sacred schooner
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chill without people to talk to would be heaven

loud pumice
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I haven't had to rescue anyone in my near 2yrs of lifeguarding

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I'm so out of it

sacred schooner
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retail makes me want to work solo on top of a mountain

loud pumice
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I don't car 🚗

lilac quarry
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truly the nightmare factory

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for which there is no escape

loud pumice
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Is there any possible way to eat spaghetti cleanly?

lilac quarry
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blend

loud pumice
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That's actually a fact

twin bear
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😭 i wanna fight skeletron so badly tonight

sacred schooner
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10 when I'll graduate and frick off

loud pumice
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I want skeleton night for PZ on Halloween with skeleton animals

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The spookiness is too much to bear 🐻

lilac quarry
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you deserve a purple heart for that bravery

sacred schooner
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it is soul crushing to handle french people

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the tourists are cool

loud pumice
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I like french ladies and french toast Xal

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Can I come to France?

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Not quebec, that's fake france

stone gorge
lilac quarry
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Montreal is fire

sacred schooner
stone gorge
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beautiful place, awful reception

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i had an NL flag

sacred schooner
stone gorge
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i think i was targeted

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tbh

loud pumice
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Tru

lilac quarry
loud pumice
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I ate a whole plate of spaghetti

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I whole plate

stone gorge
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quebec city is the better part, you only go to montreal to get drunk

loud pumice
stone gorge
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bros absolutely wildin

sacred schooner
lilac quarry
stone gorge
dense elm
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hi

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what the fuck is wrong with general chat's name

stone gorge
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its totally normal

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i dunno what you're on about

dense elm
sacred schooner
dense elm
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maybe i am crazy

twin bear
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Scribbity

dense elm
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in a rubber room

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nvm

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break the glass

sacred schooner
stone gorge
sacred schooner
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hon hon hon

stone gorge
lilac quarry
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wow

neat moat
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karma

twin bear
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It looks cold

dense elm
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and steal everything inside because you committed a crime anyway when breaking the glass

loud pumice
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I say deserved

ivory grail
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you made them delete it

sacred schooner
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or do you mean the content

twin bear
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High quality fent

neat moat
twin bear
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Blud downloads all pics

loud pumice
neat moat
sacred schooner
lilac quarry
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yeah

rose kestrel
lilac quarry
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why would you save it

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creep

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banned

neat moat
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I can delete it if u want

loud pumice
neat moat
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what

loud pumice
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Weirdo

twin bear
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Blackmail material

ivory grail
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he needs it for research

neat moat
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what is uppy on about what feet

loud pumice
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Mods, give them the feet rank

twin bear
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Y'all some feet freaks

loud pumice
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From now on Gurt is the footman

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Fr

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Nasty bunch

neat moat
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mods can I kill uppy please

dawn jewel
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@twin bear GOONERSCAV

ivory grail
hollow cedar
lilac quarry
ivory grail
sacred schooner
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there

sacred schooner
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ermmmm it's their thank you very much

loud pumice
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Y'all hungry?

ivory grail
floral adder
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another stupid question
what causes container sizes to go up/down?
my last character before i died had apparently 144/100 in vehicle
now im at base with new character and some containers which are like 50 have 58/60 items in it

loud pumice
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No problem son

lilac quarry
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damage to certain parts of the car*

sacred schooner
floral adder
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what about containers inside base?

lilac quarry
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those shouldn't change

sacred schooner
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unless you've the organized trait

lilac quarry
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unless your character has organized

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or disorganized etc

dawn jewel
floral adder
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ahhhhhh makes sense now i been sitting here like uhhh i swear this vehicle had more capacity but i might be tripping xD thanks gang

floral adder
loud pumice
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Truh

hollow cedar
floral adder
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got a 5000t build with absolutely horrible cable management done by myself xD
hoping to switch to link soon enough to avoid those cables atleast xD

harsh vault
dawn jewel
ivory grail
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you know that lizard that touch a button that just say lizard over and over

twin bear
toxic relic
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leon cant keep doing this

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dont you see, he's corrupting the world with his very presence

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LOOK AROUND, HE'S DESTROYING DEGENERAL

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i fought for peepeepoopoochat

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are you gonna fight for whatever abomination he's planned next?

rain mango
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Mine

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Wow ur pfp reminds me of a friend i had

dawn jewel
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ts aint it twin :(

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its fun but also RAAA

rose kestrel
ivory grail
twin bear
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Now i just chat in here and occasionally dms

dawn jewel
twin bear
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Yeah I was working on a dnd styled stalker/tarkov rp server, but was 240 weapons in before I realized it was too much

twin bear
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Waiting for an epic meme but I can't ever find any these days smh

ivory grail
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did the font for general chat change again?

gloomy wedge
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jello

twin bear
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Nap time

ivory grail
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you need nap time

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weren't you like lower level than me

twin bear
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Peak roblox slop development

ivory grail
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I love the smell of the dying

dawn jewel
ivory grail
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I found enough to make a enchant table in a single chest

twin bear
ivory grail
twin bear
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Minecrafts

dawn jewel
dawn jewel
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One day

neat moat
#

merry not so merry

dawn jewel
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Do u know anything abt bots

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Discord bots

neat moat
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I do

swift crag
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._.

ivory grail
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long time no see

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well for you seeing me

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I'm in your walls

swift crag
neat moat
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hey sleepy

dawn jewel
ivory grail
swift crag
neat moat
ivory grail
ivory grail
swift crag
ivory grail
swift crag
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Every time I join the less I want to talk more-

ivory grail
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i'm in your floorboard

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checkmate

swift crag
#

Okay. You really enjoy being stepped on that much?

ivory grail
swift crag
harsh vault
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i smell something icky

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in this chat

ivory grail
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sorry it my cat

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she smells bad

harsh vault
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its not in this chat

ivory grail
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she won't get a bath but she near me

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you got no proof my cat isn't in this cat right now

dawn jewel
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I mean about bots

neat moat
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👁 👁

dawn jewel
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Yes or no

neat moat
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Merry doesnt read what I say

ivory grail
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should I build a sky base that base with the new ghast or a dome underwater base thingy or a mix

lyric galleon
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i didnt know cytus was on djmoop

heavy ivy
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gurt when did you become a catgirl

dawn jewel
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Bro u said u know bots but that doesn’t mean u’ll talk to me abt the bots😭

ivory grail
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gurt was always a catgirl

last spoke
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Gurt's been a catgirl, haven't you been paying attention?

ivory grail
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i mean a fishgirl

heavy ivy
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clearly i have not

harsh vault
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blep

neat moat
last spoke
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Cursed to be a catgirl? That's not right

neat moat
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MY PENORRRRRRRRRR

last spoke
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A lot of people are begging for that opportunity

heavy ivy
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that witch sounds like a nice gal

neat moat
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some drown while others die of thirst

last spoke
harsh vault
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hai scarf

last spoke
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Hewwo

neat moat
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trans man which

heavy ivy
neat moat
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call em a warlock

heavy ivy
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its ok you will like it in time gurt

harsh vault
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hai soup

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the soupers

heavy ivy
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hello floofers

last spoke
heavy ivy
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i hug my blahaj

candid patio
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I got dressed
I downloaded some videos
I found my headphones
I went down to the gym in my basement
It was closed

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Well I tried to be healthy

neat moat
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being queer means you have to havw a blaja

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its mandatory

heavy ivy
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remember that there is nothing stopping you from becoming a sharkboy or catgirl

ivory grail
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/ running from the police that will arrive

neat moat
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he was a shark boy

heavy ivy
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forgot about this
i love prism launcher

neat moat
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she was a catgirl

ivory grail
candid patio
neat moat
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haha

neat moat
harsh vault
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ghoti

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should i play dayz

heavy ivy
last spoke
ivory grail
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something about third party

rain mango
rose kestrel
# candid patio Well I tried to be healthy

you don't just gym, you burn more calories than you eat by reducing you intake and not eating the bad inorganic or modified foods that are more chemicals than what a human should intake.

ivory grail
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but otherwise then that I don't know

tiny pecan
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When multiplayer b42?

heavy ivy
neat moat
ivory grail
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It done I just don't feel like it

harsh vault
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i wish i had someone to play dayz with

heavy ivy
neat moat
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I made a desert and called it peace

heavy ivy
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too much sand

neat moat
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its course

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rough

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and gets everywhere

onyx igloo
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i mixed the energy drink with the meth in schedule 1

heavy ivy
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no thats not an issue you just have a lack of proper biodiversity even for an arid post water environment

candid patio
onyx igloo
neat moat
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sounds unhealthy

tiny pecan
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When multiplayer

ivory grail
candid patio
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Also, @rose kestrel , are you ND? if not, your name is really offensive, if you are, your name is hilarious

onyx igloo
toxic relic
candid patio
heavy ivy
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@tiny pecan

candid patio
rose kestrel
toxic relic
# neat moat

does the shit come out the mouth or the holes on the top

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does he piss out a cranial cloaca?

neat moat
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Hes a tapeworm

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tapeworm terry

toxic relic
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oh cool

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he's big

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tapeworm for giants

neat moat
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Theyve taken atetiric liberties

toxic relic
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atetiric

neat moat
ivory grail
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how does worm shit

toxic relic
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butthole

rain mango
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lol
if you abandon a proper diet those 2 fail for sure, but im not a nutritionist, anything proper helps in the long run

neat moat
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they shit in you I think

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actually wouldn't mind a tapeworm living in me of they were chill about it

frosty tulip
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fuckin freeloader

neat moat
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He stole his gf too

candid patio
toxic relic
rain mango
toxic relic
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theyre living animals bruv

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they peepee and poopoo

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*not all living animals do this

frosty tulip
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you actually legally can't evict tapeworms without warning them 30 days before btw.

rose kestrel
toxic relic
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*"living" is an arbitrary biological category

frosty tulip
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they're considered tenants

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as far as I'm concerned

toxic relic
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can a tapeworm getting into the ballsack

frosty tulip
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Jellyfish aren't even animals

toxic relic
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theres tubes

frosty tulip
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it's just a plastic bag with strings attached to them

toxic relic
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jellyfish are animals

frosty tulip
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nahh its a psyop

neat moat
frosty tulip
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it's a plastic bag

neat moat
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cus you can just take meds for worms

toxic relic
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ok you dont have a cyst on you testes thats just a psyop

frosty tulip
neat moat
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with you its never easy to tell

frosty tulip
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we know this

toxic relic
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to promote cyberdong

rain mango
frosty tulip
neat moat
toxic relic
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what about trans men

neat moat
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technodong

twin bear
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I'm all for cyber dong

rain mango
twin bear
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Not like it's hurting anyone if u got a mrstud

toxic relic
neat moat
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automatically warms

toxic relic
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bro why would you want it to get warmer

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that shit would be a welding rod

neat moat
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what if its cold

twin bear
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Ac included

frosty tulip
rain mango
neat moat
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lighter

toxic relic
neat moat
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charging ports

toxic relic
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it would do the opposite

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unless its scalding

twin bear
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Assume the position

toxic relic
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imagine you got a chemical burn cause your cyberdong heated up too fast

twin bear
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I'm waiting for my gas station food like a true American

toxic relic
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lol

twin bear
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Like the gift that keeps on giving but worse

rain mango
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butt lol

twin bear
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😭 i have so many questions for that gif

neat moat
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I could go for a slushi rn

twin bear
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I have tea and chicken sandwich coming

rain mango
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not even a chicken burger mate

neat moat
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Is it buckees

twin bear
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No it's nittany

neat moat
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tf

twin bear
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Some weird ahh niche name

toxic relic
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sounds like a joke setup

neat moat
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711 goes hard

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not as hard as 9-

twin bear
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7 11 is my favorite midnight slop shop

toxic relic
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711 is peak everywhere but america

neat moat
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wait you have 711?

toxic relic
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idk how americans dont die from whatever food you eat

twin bear
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Egg salad and prepackaged meals

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Dystopian food

toxic relic
toxic relic
onyx igloo
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We eat HL:A food

twin bear
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Bro reign the drink gives me the shits instantly

neat moat
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how is 711 nz better than 711 us

frosty tulip
twin bear
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Bought one at 711 funnily enough

onyx igloo
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The meal

toxic relic
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its better cause the food is good

frosty tulip
twin bear
neat moat
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I have my doubts

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I dont belive 711 can ever serve great food

frosty tulip
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Sorry guys, I'm betraying humanity for the water flavoured ration bricks

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Just how it is

onyx igloo
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I would try it to see how tf they make "water flavor"

neat moat
twin bear
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Only gas station shit I fw is the mystery meat on a stick and Crosby's pizza

toxic relic
neat moat
toxic relic
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does australia fuck with blue v or is that just nz

toxic relic
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cause i swear its the national drink here

onyx igloo
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Theres this place near me that makes mango smoothies

neat moat
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now how the hell do you know how any of that shit tatses stink

toxic relic
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wdym

neat moat
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its meat

twin bear
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Is it vodka?

neat moat
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sausage is meat

toxic relic
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vegan sausage roll

neat moat
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what

onyx igloo
neat moat
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they have vegan shit??

toxic relic
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yes dude

neat moat
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Crazy

onyx igloo
toxic relic
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every bakery does

toxic relic
neat moat
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that doesnt exist here I think

twin bear
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Australia is higher level

toxic relic
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i think vegan sausage roll better than the meat one ngl

onyx igloo
neat moat
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Usually is

toxic relic
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i fuck with the spices

twin bear
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America is just low level mafia henchmen domestically

onyx igloo
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atleast

toxic relic
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and if you think pies are just meat then youve never been to the commonwealth

neat moat
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America is 3 corporations in a trenchcoat

toxic relic
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everything can be put in a pie

twin bear
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Pies to me are pumpkin and apple

onyx igloo
toxic relic
neat moat
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but pie has like dairy usually

toxic relic
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pie different

twin bear
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Human pie

onyx igloo
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Plutonium Pie

toxic relic
neat moat
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here they do

frosty tulip
neat moat
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everything has dairy

onyx igloo
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when we getting plutonium pie

toxic relic
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they must be putting cocaine in the blue v

onyx igloo
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What is Blue V

toxic relic
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that shit sells out

toxic relic
neat moat
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its like red 40

toxic relic
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its huge

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so popular that people buy blue v merch

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my mate has socks lol

neat moat
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the corpos got to him

onyx igloo
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How blue really is it

toxic relic
onyx igloo
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Wow

neat moat
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yep

onyx igloo
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Thats blue

neat moat
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thats blue

toxic relic
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8 bucks is crazy

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auckland prices

onyx igloo
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i should go to NZ

neat moat
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the vegan pies actually look good tf

toxic relic
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told you bruv

onyx igloo
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HOW MANY PIES

neat moat
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more than 1

toxic relic
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infinite

onyx igloo
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i feel like a medieval peasant seeing royal spices

neat moat
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I think its cus vegan here is political so businesses tend to avoid it

toxic relic
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damn

neat moat
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plus the idea that vegan = tatse bad + salad

onyx igloo
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veganism is political?

neat moat
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I hate salads

onyx igloo
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i like salads

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you gotta make a good salad

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i like caeser salad

neat moat
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probably

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but most salad has ranch

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or chicken

onyx igloo
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ew ranch

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disgusting

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there are very few ranches i tolerate

toxic relic
neat moat
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why more?

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Thats interesting

toxic relic
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woolies can suck deez though, they stopped selling the sauce i liek

toxic relic
onyx igloo
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mediterranean salads are pretty good

toxic relic
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more people or more stores close

neat moat
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why are more people eating less meat

polar kernel
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cause i am eating it all

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global shortage

toxic relic
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easy to get with climate change action when you live on an island