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that is a choice we all have to make
woah xal wtf
stealing the cat
NO NOT BIGPOO
no real shit it's insane
i would do it
and he wears this pagan ritual mask so it scares the dogs before he kills them
that's a saint
I don't own a driver's licence and you're projecting
would you eat the turd bolus
would you let the wet slime of a freshly rolled poop ball slip down your throat
xal do you think you could fill in for me for a day at work?
I'll trade jobs with you for a day
morphine heals everything right?
oh my glob
hes built like the berk schnose
can i embed fail once??
you'd most probably find my job chill after a day, and then soul sucking after a few years
ill take years over weeks
feels as bad as the first time
that's because you've already experienced how dumb people are
@sacred schooner , does your veteran role means that you like to play as veteran or you are actually veteran at the game?

xal answer the questions
like three hunna
Oh my, why is everyone veteran?
(it could be neither, but it turns out that I am indeed a B41 vet)
what it really means is that we've hung around this discord server for far too long
Oh, okay
She's not a veteran, she's a ship sunk victim
I bet you've been here longer than you've had to change diapers
I do wonder, have you been around longer than me?
I forget when all of the regulars joined
real
I'm a zed, uuuggg, stab me with an improvised spear, step-player
i joined 500 yrs ago
to the pillory with thee
his own ?
apparently I joined 2 weeks after you
how do i see that
the heck is juil
hell yeah
xal got made up months
i wanan feel included
hon hon oui oui les mois français
damn 
me and xal the ogs
took bro 5 years to be a mod
lies
yeah they just gave me mod the other week
did 5 tours in these discordian streets
I got banned remember lol
why did you quit the server huh
Ngggggg... your pillory harsh treatment too hard stepsis
im a veteran 
LOL did you?
moved from California USA to Ontario Canada in April
Just moved 2 hours away from first place in Ontario to second house in Ontario, last week
Get home from work today
Wife: Here's my 15 slide power point presentation about why we should move back to California by December
I don't remember but there's great irony in that
yeah it was a joke but it did reset my server count thing
was she racist today

i hope ur wife finds this discord
bro i think your wife needs a weed gummy or smth
whats so great about cali i just hear bad things
Did you not see that she was not racist when I thought she would be?
But no she didn't say anything racist today
logs
I have one slide that explains why it's a bad idea: healthcare
Well like she probably did
I did I'm just joking lol
it was such a jarring statement to read
this is not good optics for canada
The weather.
That's kinda it tbh. But our friends and family are there.
canada stinky it means 
california is so bad with taxes lol
canada is not an easy place to live lol

right
okay BC resident
pretty state but god id never move back there
Lol fair.
i left cali at 18 because of how bad its getting
many things are going to shit, but at least I ain't gotta pay for those brain surgeries
erm Yellowknife 
call me an understaffed store the way the poop backlog is piling up in the ass warehouse 🗣️
ppl at my school wear shorts in -30 bru
im freezing to death in the office rn
or europe
was in vegas for 2 years then 5 in chicago
they left a labubu in your brain accidentally during surgery
how was chicago lol
i went there to visit someone online , err wisconsin and we went to chicaco lol
architecture here is good
can't go to costco or walmart. Gotta go to simons and get robbed
YOOO xal got the rare hypocampus labewbew
So the city I'm in, which is kinda typical of many decent sized places in Canada, is that the health care system is so strained that it practically equates to no health care

me cant english lmao
is that why I'm a bit of a weeb?

dubai chocolate golden labubu
HEY if people can make skibidi up you can english just fine lol
one of the slowed down bgms of pz has the same tempo as espresso from sabrina carpenter

this makes no sense
yes it does
need mooper to translate
I sometime spend my work breaks in the -10 freezer, your office is hot
i own the one and only golden lababewbew
whos sabrina carpenter
singer
interesting
i heard of her this year lol
is she country
pop
I think the biggest problem with our healthcare is people getting a family doctor
with one of those badboys anything is possible
like taylor swift
i think she worked for disney
I've been on a priority list for nearly 10 years
taylour swiff on god 
do it at home

Primary care doctors are not taking new patients
Even if you had a primary doctor, apparently they all suck in my city and they simply collect money from the government, but an appointment is 3 to 6 months out
If you need emergency services, unless you are actively bleeding out, supposedly there's an estimated 30 hour wait at the emergency room.
And the surgeons in my area are obviously not the best
Etc etc
i remember my dad stitched my hand close after i caught in on barbed wire playing on the metal roofs between fields 
she lent her tempo to tis
ill be close to vancouver
why she not building homes
which is pretty sick
A slightly annoying change in BR
alexa is sabrina carpenter really a carpenter
its good if you could get good quirks and lock em for free
am so eepy 
Everyone I've asked in my new city says their doctor sucks, if you make an appointment it's 3 months out and if you make it for 9 am you probably won't be seen until 1
however quirks are a lot more common in BR, just attacking enemies sometimes gives you the quirk to be good against them
zozo it's 7 in the morning where u at
did you eep?
my healthcare is superior 
this creep is pretending to be a girl in a server im in lmfao
interesting
is it free?
I do rarely hear of this
i did for a good 3 hrs
heavily subsidized its basically free
wth is their pfp
my doc is great but I'll call, get an appointment within a few days and get the service I wanted same day or whenever I could reasonably do it
so are you 
i dont know
their pfp is just someones lips
femboy lore
its so baity
looks like a diaper lol
LOL
oh shit im blind i see it now lol
grils arent real we all know this
we know
noo itll cause a chain reaction
I've asked 8 coworkers and my wife asked her 2 dates and they basically ask said the same thing
WHOS WE
the goobermintos
Hii
hey welcome
Maybe he knows someone in my city?
howdy
thanks, how's everyone doing?
thats illegal to post in general chat
liES
only other deranged games plz
no you guys talk about pee and poo claudia can post pz lol
peepee poopoo
im so tired of pz cooking
i cant for the love of me find carbs
every house has been looted cause i for some reason upped the looting settjng to 40% chance
raid some farms
im a noob to this game, butif it's anything simular to unturned i think i'll be okay lol
even on 12 months laters some spawn in the crusty ones
have the bestest luck ever and dont forget to eat a rotten rat
I gotta eat them all. lol 🤣
isn't it best to start overweight since you'll be able to lose it more?
im 2 months in cooking is hell

because apples are kinda clear
wait that actually hurt my head
appo joocs
why
the juice from an apple isnt red or green because its not the skin
the inside is just starches and sugars so i should be clear-soft yellow/beige
just like piss
i mean thats one way to describe it. 🤣

its a sport


man wtf is this emote
catching
its a high intellect male laughing after pwning some nwbs


looks like something out of thst gumball animated series
gumball new season
ye


piss lore
internet brings people together 😄
do they try to produce the best piss
yes
one sec ill find the yt shorts for u
and theres food suggestions to alter piss flavour and colour
Teeeheehehe, piss kink
erm
can u dye em red
dood i freakin love kamen rider decade
i actually have a decade figure
https://youtu.be/Pv5CIN6ix4M?si=VJ5hBy_iRGjHZJSH minute 4:55
hes so pog 

ipgrabber!!!!
also lemme grab my earphones
ipgrab kink pls no shame
genuinely how can these people be so cringe
hilarious
thats a kid
it has to be
thats a fed dood
a kid trolling
RUN
Thank God my wife called someone for a second opinion about moving and the person she called told her to save all her money and not move
the bridge troll was much better
AY YO! i walk away from my computer for 5 mins to this? lol
It was just 1 HP
1 damn HP away from kicking the bucket
its not that bad
i death is permanent why is there a heaven
just think of the lower levels as rather than man power
just dont die
all woman are feds
they are a resource
I ated heaven
that is very free
im not watching this bruh

Is this a medically / legally recognized disability?
I think I have this
1 ubi plz
no, but there is good ways of making income that will net trickles of money without working or being unethical
Beware of the steam scans everyone if somebody talks to you about inventory or reporting you on accident don't respond
Just got contacted by another one
I reported you on steam, give me $600 in bitcoin for me to remove
<3
use certain copy and past methods to make then instantly disappear
What do you mean by that I'm guessing it's probably just a bot
That sounds nice
What are the unethical ways (asking for a friend)
im really interested on playing the game but im scared cause it looks hard asf
well you're right it is hard
you're going to die
lmao
and you can't reload
but that the fun in the game a single mistake can cost you your life
but i really want to star cause is like the sims but with zombies
But it feels good when you get the hang of it
dying is where the fun is
I do like me some df

dwarf maxxing
Chat should I kill skeletron before gurt gets back on
skeletron?
How do y'all feel about the idea of not having children is breaking a chain of thousands or even millions of generations of your ancestors reproducing?
Does that chain matter?
No
with the bow and arrow in resurgence
No, let's live happily. Let's hope predatory animals don't overcome our population and eat us all
I feel confident that the next generation of humanity will persist without my influence.
if you have siblings or cousins doing it, probably not really for you
Omg, this is so depressing, but me too. I am nothing in this world
the skibidis sigmas of this world will keep us safe no cap
My sister will not reproduce.
Possibly my cousin will reproduce.
Actually I have cousins on both sides that have children already.
It's kinda freeing though
@chrome jetty thank you
sigh
I've 7 cousins older than me, only one has children
the motherland would be disapointed in us
gmod f13 the game real
can't really blame them
with how money gets harder to get each year
a child is a very heavy investment
i know people who are mid 30's they retired 3 years ago and don't have to work and can travel to any country and they just started having kids
nice
teaching in China
but their investments 8 years ago is what gave with 100,000k or more
Oh, no, if you have to invest money in a child, you're doing it wrong. Invest time for your child. Be a role model. Our children would likely grow up like us if we do nothing wrong. Teach your children to play PZ
I simply do not want children
Aww, I want plenty
My siblings have kids so my bloodline doesn't die with me or whatever, but even if it did I wouldn't care
They gonna learn life through darkest dungeon
Bruh
if you have free time thats good, its something not alot can afford
ours has no chance, my brother is more hopeless than I am
dude house is blocked by a portal what a loser
bro has to go thru hell every morning
and his wife is still stuck in the house
What about @karmic jetty, isn't that your gf?
Russia?
America's Hat?
with free healthcare
who pinged me
You two should smash
I think he deserves to be sent to the shadow realm what do you think?
a moose shaped bump, is a lot scarier than a deer shaped one
ok sneak me in
then
easy, just come on a student visa and forget about it
i can't i would be number 1 most wanted in Canada
the concept of "continuing a bloodline" is fucking hilarious like bro you play league all day and shit in a tub why the fuck are you trying to hop on this bs that doesnt matter
it truly baffles me
who cares fr
Even if it mattered at all, unless every single member of every generation before you was an only child it's not a big loss
yes the government wants you to stay
no joke
cinema
nope
student yes
PR is now impossible
@plush cobalt seeing you makes me want to alter the name further
I don't think I can take any more
you have forced my hand.
Leon.
I know the gov reduced it's goal for the next few years, but it's still greater than ever before
Leon why
except a few years
the adventures of chad
allegedly they are introducing legislation that allows the government to terminate PR if ANY legal infractions are incurred or if you have essentially any issue with the law
jaywalking when?
my friend, who I'm really rooting for, is trying to get his PR and he works in healthcare security AND works at a pharmacy (healthcare jobs provide the highest score gains of any field) and he's still 40 points shy
and there's no longer any expected dates for PR assessments despite it being 6 months+ since the last one
he gets deported in January if he can't get it before then and he doesn't think it's going to happen
lemme check what my score would be
general chat is deteriorating
-10
I had no choice
loki im putting you in jail
how could this happen
gee it really is strict, I perhaps would pass once I graduate and get a job but not before that
I don't think I've ever killed anyone
Any funny on the job shenanigans?
not anything that comes to mind
leon you stab people for a living
think it's been pretty tame for the last little while
Is that a good thing?
It's probably just like zomboid, go try! Kill a whole town too

not for me no
i know lol
I like the ridiculous stuff but chill isn't the worst I guess
chill without people to talk to would be heaven
retail makes me want to work solo on top of a mountain
yeah that job sounds fucking nightmarish
truly the nightmare factory
for which there is no escape
Is there any possible way to eat spaghetti cleanly?
blend
😭 i wanna fight skeletron so badly tonight
I think I've been doing it for 8 years
10 when I'll graduate and frick off
I want skeleton night for PZ on Halloween with skeleton animals
The spookiness is too much to bear 🐻
insane
you deserve a purple heart for that bravery
I like french ladies and french toast Xal
Can I come to France?
Not quebec, that's fake france
i fucking hated quebec
Montreal is fire
ask the French
never been
Tru
I'd target you as well
quebec city is the better part, you only go to montreal to get drunk
bros absolutely wildin
I'd put the heaviest accent just for you
honh honh honh
suffer and stay part of canada, if i ever vote on quebec leaving again i's vote no again 
hm
I am heavily biased towards my home city and will always say it's the best
maybe i am crazy
Scribbity
quebec city is better for tourism
hon hon hon
i know this spot, was there lmfao
karma
It looks cold
and steal everything inside because you committed a crime anyway when breaking the glass
I say deserved
always kinda thought my phone only took alright quality pictures
or do you mean the content
High quality fent
got it riiiight here
Blud downloads all pics
Wht would you save it?
it speaks to me
right next to that insanely steep street
yeah
i cant stay they will cage me
I can delete it if u want
You just want to see my feet
what
Weirdo
Blackmail material
he needs it for research
what is uppy on about what feet
Mods, give them the feet rank
Y'all some feet freaks
mods can I kill uppy please
@twin bear GOONERSCAV
how you gotta kill them
Gooon, Hahaha!
maybe one of my patients will do that to me tomorrow if I'm lucky
don't forget the lawsuit afterward for breaking there hand as they punches you
there
Y'all hungry?
yummy cables thanks mom
another stupid question
what causes container sizes to go up/down?
my last character before i died had apparently 144/100 in vehicle
now im at base with new character and some containers which are like 50 have 58/60 items in it
No problem son
damage to the car lowers the capacity
damage to certain parts of the car*
damage to car parts such as trunk
what about containers inside base?
those shouldn't change
unless you've the organized trait
ahhhhhh makes sense now i been sitting here like uhhh i swear this vehicle had more capacity but i might be tripping xD thanks gang
Corsair Forthewin
Truh
What? Why lizard?
got a 5000t build with absolutely horrible cable management done by myself xD
hoping to switch to link soon enough to avoid those cables atleast xD
truh nuke
because i luv dancing lizard
you know that lizard that touch a button that just say lizard over and over
What's happenin cutie
that my spirit animal
leon cant keep doing this
dont you see, he's corrupting the world with his very presence
LOOK AROUND, HE'S DESTROYING DEGENERAL
i fought for peepeepoopoochat
are you gonna fight for whatever abomination he's planned next?
that my POPCORN
Im getting back into creating discord servers and i want to rip out my eyeballs
ts aint it twin :(
its fun but also RAAA
someone who deeply in love with coffee
I miss having a server but it was also pain
Now i just chat in here and occasionally dms
i prefer being incognito owner, i hate responding to multiple server issue pings and random dms
Yeah I was working on a dnd styled stalker/tarkov rp server, but was 240 weapons in before I realized it was too much
Better accept my dms 😖
Waiting for an epic meme but I can't ever find any these days smh
did the font for general chat change again?
jello
Nap time
Peak roblox slop development
I love the smell of the dying
smh u dont even dm me mf
I will one day bbg
don't threaten me with a good time
Minecrafts
LMFAO 😭😭😭
One day
merry not so merry
I do
._.
oh hey it you
long time no see
well for you seeing me
I'm in your walls
I don’t have walls
hey sleepy
I ask u question
you be right they are fake
Not even fake walls
and I answered
send proof
hey gurt- I mean not gurt
Can’t no embeds :3
for now
Every time I join the less I want to talk more-
Okay. You really enjoy being stepped on that much?
yea--- wait NO >:(
This is the reason
its not in this chat
she won't get a bath but she near me
you got no proof my cat isn't in this cat right now
👁 👁
Merry doesnt read what I say
should I build a sky base that base with the new ghast or a dome underwater base thingy or a mix
i didnt know cytus was on djmoop
gurt when did you become a catgirl
Bro u said u know bots but that doesn’t mean u’ll talk to me abt the bots😭
gurt was always a catgirl
Gurt's been a catgirl, haven't you been paying attention?
i mean a fishgirl
clearly i have not
blep
After a witch cursed me after I mistaken her cauldron for a chamber pot
Cursed to be a catgirl? That's not right
MY PENORRRRRRRRRR
A lot of people are begging for that opportunity
that witch sounds like a nice gal
some drown while others die of thirst
Guy*
Where do you think the penis went?
hai scarf
Hewwo
trans man which
ahhh true true
its ok you will like it in time gurt
hello floofers

i hug my blahaj
I got dressed
I downloaded some videos
I found my headphones
I went down to the gym in my basement
It was closed
Well I tried to be healthy
remember that there is nothing stopping you from becoming a sharkboy or catgirl
have you tried breaking in
/ running from the police that will arrive
he was a shark boy
forgot about this
i love prism launcher
she was a catgirl
and she was a lava girl
I can't contemplate that right now for a number of reasons
haha
completely unligible
but it is the language of your homeland
That's perfectly legible?
something about third party

you don't just gym, you burn more calories than you eat by reducing you intake and not eating the bad inorganic or modified foods that are more chemicals than what a human should intake.
but otherwise then that I don't know
When multiplayer b42?
a river that forgets its source dries up
whenever I decide to post it
It done I just don't feel like it
i wish i had someone to play dayz with
have you become the desert
if so you should probably hydrate
I made a desert and called it peace
too much sand
i mixed the energy drink with the meth in schedule 1
no thats not an issue you just have a lack of proper biodiversity even for an arid post water environment
Respectfully you can't diet your way to good cardiovascular or muscular health.
can i make the human heart rev at 100 rpm
sounds unhealthy
you kind of can?
When multiplayer
you sound UNHEALTHY
Also, @rose kestrel , are you ND? if not, your name is really offensive, if you are, your name is hilarious
Gurt are you sure its unhealthy to make a human heart rev at 100 rpm
go for a run bruv
if you still want to get some activity in
You have my attention for one paragraph to make a compelling case for this argument.
Too late I'm in bed already. But that would have a bang up idea.
But also I hate outside
no but you can't cardiovascular and exercise if the food you eat contains lots of things that are not suppose to eat like petrol dyes and motor oil (canola)
does the shit come out the mouth or the holes on the top
does he piss out a cranial cloaca?
fair enough mate
Theyve taken atetiric liberties
atetiric
When your best friend is a giant tape worm living in your intestine.
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how does worm shit
lol
if you abandon a proper diet those 2 fail for sure, but im not a nutritionist, anything proper helps in the long run
they shit in you I think
actually wouldn't mind a tapeworm living in me of they were chill about it
why the fuck is Tape Worm Terry not paying the god damn rent
fuckin freeloader
He stole his gf too
Canola oil is a marketing name for (tw:sa) ||rapeseed|| oil. Calling it motor oil is a bit of a stretch.
they pee out the nephridium and they poop solid waste out the butthole
nutritionists make their money and career on helping people get their health on check
you actually legally can't evict tapeworms without warning them 30 days before btw.
its engine lube though, esecially in Canada
*"living" is an arbitrary biological category
can a tapeworm getting into the ballsack
Jellyfish aren't even animals
theres tubes
it's just a plastic bag with strings attached to them
jellyfish are animals
nahh its a psyop
are you doing a bit or trying to be serious
it's a plastic bag
cus you can just take meds for worms
ok you dont have a cyst on you testes thats just a psyop
I'll let ye figure that one out
with you its never easy to tell
It's a psyop by Big Testicle
we know this
to promote cyberdong

really?
transmen
what about trans men
technodong
I'm all for cyber dong
air pumps
Not like it's hurting anyone if u got a mrstud
you can adjust the sizes like an umbrella handle
automatically warms
what if its cold
Ac included
portable stove
sounds like a butthurt
lighter
"one sec dude let me shape this hotdog"
charging ports
🤓
actually
it would do the opposite
unless its scalding
Assume the position
imagine you got a chemical burn cause your cyberdong heated up too fast
I'm waiting for my gas station food like a true American
lol
Like the gift that keeps on giving but worse
butt lol
😭 i have so many questions for that gif
I could go for a slushi rn
I have tea and chicken sandwich coming
not even a chicken burger mate
Is it buckees
No it's nittany
tf
Some weird ahh niche name
sounds like a joke setup
7 11 is my favorite midnight slop shop
711 is peak everywhere but america
wait you have 711?
idk how americans dont die from whatever food you eat
shit myself by 2 pm food
yeah bruv
We eat HL:A food
Bro reign the drink gives me the shits instantly
how is 711 nz better than 711 us
RATION BRICKS WOO
Bought one at 711 funnily enough
australia
its better cause the food is good
YOOOOO
Hey man i had to trade mine can u share
Sorry guys, I'm betraying humanity for the water flavoured ration bricks
Just how it is
I would try it to see how tf they make "water flavor"
oh wow 9000 days
Only gas station shit I fw is the mystery meat on a stick and Crosby's pizza
hard to go wrong with a pie, sausage roll and a blue v bruv
you can get that for free in the gestation bathroom
does australia fuck with blue v or is that just nz
cause i swear its the national drink here
Theres this place near me that makes mango smoothies
now how the hell do you know how any of that shit tatses stink
wdym
its meat
Is it vodka?
sausage is meat
what
I can WALK and go get a mango smoothie
That is awesome in america
they have vegan shit??
yes dude
Crazy
Cucumber in a roll
every bakery does
no
that doesnt exist here I think
Australia is higher level
i think vegan sausage roll better than the meat one ngl
I could help but mention the "Vegan Hotdog" meme
Usually is
i fuck with the spices
America is just low level mafia henchmen domestically
can i wear a cool suit
atleast
and if you think pies are just meat then youve never been to the commonwealth
America is 3 corporations in a trenchcoat
everything can be put in a pie
Pies to me are pumpkin and apple
Nuclear Pie???
nah
but pie has like dairy usually
pie different
Human pie
Plutonium Pie
nah
here they do
We do, swear my brother always has a 6 pack of blue V in the fridge
everything has dairy
when we getting plutonium pie
they must be putting cocaine in the blue v
What is Blue V
that shit sells out
energy drink
its like red 40
the corpos got to him
How blue really is it
Wow
yep
Thats blue
thats blue
i should go to NZ
the vegan pies actually look good tf
told you bruv
HOW MANY PIES
more than 1
infinite
i feel like a medieval peasant seeing royal spices
I think its cus vegan here is political so businesses tend to avoid it
damn
plus the idea that vegan = tatse bad + salad
veganism is political?
I hate salads
more and more people here dont eat meat so unless woolies wants to close more stores they gotta provide
woolies can suck deez though, they stopped selling the sauce i liek
more what
mediterranean salads are pretty good
more people or more stores close
why are more people eating less meat
easy to get with climate change action when you live on an island














