general_chat

[lilac quarry]

HE'S GONNA POST

[toxic relic]

HOLD BOYS ITS COMING

[prime pulsar]

HES STILL POSTING

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/pop-gif-19755911

[lilac quarry]

insane

[prime pulsar]

BAN THIS GUY

[bronze moat]

That’s a good spread

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-milk-the-boys-firecracker-gif-14738796180683182079

[onyx igloo]

artillery

[toxic relic]

HAHAHAHAHAH

[onyx igloo]

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES

[toxic relic]

perfect

[vital marten]

DAVE YOU DID NOT JUST CALL THAT A SPREAD BRO

https://tenor.com/view/black-man-jail-gif-23258686

[prime pulsar]

bro what is this even cystic acne

[toxic relic]

i wish it was a cyst

[prime pulsar]

it looks like it has its own life

[toxic relic]

i fuck with the chunky starch inside the thin lobes of a cyst

[prime pulsar]

ogk

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/old-man-milk-bag-burst-asian-gif-4679687170019552265

[toxic relic]

seeing the bacteria filled soft keratin goop

sometimes its vomit other times its like opening a baked potato

[lilac quarry]

looks like he's gonna cry

what a LOSER

[thin wedge]

milk got spilled

[mellow birch]

looks red

[burnt kite]

Spilled the beans

[onyx igloo]

Are you okay dude?

[lilac quarry]

no it doesn't say "don't cry over busted milk"

[mellow birch]

man is trying to not explode

[toxic relic]

erh, dont cry over spilt milk

[toxic relic]

yeah bro

[mellow birch]

he will kill the guy who popped the bag next few frames

[onyx igloo]

Alright

[thin wedge]

probably in canada only

[burnt kite]

As okay as a person named "Sir Shits-a-lot" can be

[thin wedge]

bagged milk nation

[toxic relic]

i lived in a rural area so we removed cysts ourselves

[lilac quarry]

real

cartons are inferior

[vital marten]

My dad said “whys the milk in a bag”

Bro doesn’t know

[thin wedge]

okay but how they give you choccy milk in schools

[onyx igloo]

I feel like I'm documenting a new sentient being

[burnt kite]

Kefir in bags

The meta

[thin wedge]

unless you poke it with a straw like some mexican cola

[prime pulsar]

its enough socialization for me today. good night chat

[burnt kite]

Sour cream too

[lilac quarry]

these things would be suspended from the ceiling and you just drink from them like utters

[onyx igloo]

What even is a cyst?

[thin wedge]

Real

[burnt kite]

IV drips

[tender igloo]

Leon can inpost a puc of my cactus

[lilac quarry]

no

[tender igloo]

Ok thnx

[thin wedge]

how did you even understand what she said

[toxic relic]

essentially, a cyst is a closed pocket full of shit.

[vital marten]

That cactus is a ban-able offense

[toxic relic]

it forms inside you

[tender igloo]

Lol

[toxic relic]

not literal shit

[lilac quarry]

wow

[vital marten]

Prickly balls

[toxic relic]

but it can be soft keratin

[onyx igloo]

dude, I AM A CYST

[lilac quarry]

fallic cactus

ban

[tender igloo]

Its a penis

[burnt kite]

You're full of shit

[toxic relic]

or maybe oxidised blood

[vital marten]

They make a cactus with boobs

[toxic relic]

we all are brother. your body is carrying tonights log dump rn

[thin wedge]

never shave that

[lilac quarry]

bill

[toxic relic]

id rather a small shaft and big balls

[thin wedge]

alway keep a prickly cac

[lilac quarry]

wtf is that

[vital marten]

https://tenor.com/view/pomni-stare-the-amazing-digital-circus-existential-crisis-going-insane-gif-10544419092608405864

[burnt kite]

Fuh are you smiling for

[thin wedge]

Its an image of a razor with a pic of some deltrarun character saying "let it grow sister"

[burnt kite]

Bro thinks its all sunshine and rainbows

[vital marten]

I’m going insane

[toxic relic]

life could be a dream

[onyx igloo]

Uh, when?

[thin wedge]

mr shiters when

[onyx igloo]

HOW OLD IS THIS TRAILER

[vital marten]

I love how this gives you no idea what kind of work they do

[shell pewter]

idk

[onyx igloo]

DO NOT INSULT IT

[toxic relic]

professional shift jorkers

[thin wedge]

nah i will insult it

[onyx igloo]

IT MIGHT BE SOME UNCOMPREHENSIBLE DEITY!

[tender igloo]

yeah leon gosh

lol

[onyx igloo]

IT MIGHT CREATE MORE CORPORATE OVERLORDS!

[thin wedge]

the golden temple will fall

pagan

[burnt kite]

Whatever wastes the company time I guess

[vital marten]

Under my Big Mac for real

[bronze moat]

Time for a remix!

[onyx igloo]

is it gonna hurt

[toxic relic]

theres a video game about this

[bronze moat]

Looks like cheese. Smells like cheese. It’s cheese

[burnt kite]

Jorking on the shift?

[toxic relic]

yes

you jork the gear shift

[onyx igloo]

Theres a game where you have to type each command to shit

2d game

[thin wedge]

the chat get a/c unit

[tender igloo]

sounds like 80's games

[thin wedge]

expect UKers

[mellow birch]

not if you’ve been fasting a while

[toxic relic]

idk man

[vital marten]

https://tenor.com/view/the-amazing-digital-circus-tadc-pomni-scared-scared-face-gif-5396708328037054064

[toxic relic]

i shit a lot when i fast

[shell pewter]

.

[toxic relic]

like a lot

[tender igloo]

is this a game or something

[thin wedge]

what are you even shittin

[lilac quarry]

[thin wedge]

if your fasting

[vital marten]

Netflix adult animation

[thin wedge]

Hazbin hotel

[tender igloo]

lol i like that show

[toxic relic]

the leftovers

[vital marten]

I thought it was for kids while my sisters were watching and yeah, it turned out to be for adults

[burnt kite]

Life if hazbin hotel funding went to invincible

[vital marten]

Never trust the art style boys

I’ll link it one min

[toxic relic]

lol bro you never watched adult animation?

[onyx igloo]

dude i watched 80s horror movies, they were terrible.
and full of naked running people for some reason

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/alysonhannigan-zit-pimple-pop-knockedback-gif-8973998264971937223

[tender igloo]

me when i turned on hazbin hotel and being curious and wa slike wth

[burnt kite]

Berserk (1997), E for Everyone

[toxic relic]

as it should be

[tender igloo]

i like the art style colours

[toxic relic]

the children must learn to appreciate good television

[vital marten]

https://m.imdb.com/title/tt27610198/

supposedly it’s TV-14 but idk stuff on there was wack enough I had my littlest sister stop watching it

[dawn jewel]

Yes! Sorry i started eating

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/berserk-gif-3709002105443960006

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/poop-toilet-paper-shortage-wipe-gif-16838273

the writing of hazbin hotel be like

[vital marten]

Pomni is basically a human trapped in a VR world type circus with no escape

She is forced to play the circus games and eventually will go insane

There’s the summary by me

[toxic relic]

watch happy tree friends

[mellow birch]

a fast longer than a week will make you run out of shit

[onyx igloo]

The Matrix but different

[burnt kite]

If milk goes bad, it becomes yogurd

[bronze moat]

Huh….. anime in a similar vein came out about 10 years ago

[toxic relic]

fair enough, i dont usually go longer than that lol

[onyx igloo]

What if yogurt go bad

[vital marten]

https://tenor.com/view/gangle-digitalcircus-the-amazing-digital-circus-amazing-digital-circus-the-amazing-digital-circus-gangle-gif-3428948164221137252

[burnt kite]

Smth smth sword smth smth art

[vital marten]

From same animation

It’s kinda wack really

[burnt kite]

If milk goes bad, it becomes yogurt

[toxic relic]

whats bad about this bro

[onyx igloo]

Me realizing I'm gonna have to be employed soon

[toxic relic]

i dont really understand what kids "should" and "shouldnt watch tbh

[tender igloo]

i wanna watch

[burnt kite]

It's on youtube(?)

https://tenor.com/view/black-man-jail-gif-23258686

[vital marten]

It’s the jokes that have suggestive topics not the animation itself really

I don’t sit well with my sisters watching shows that joke about self harm and other things

This show is heavily inspired by 1990’s “I have no mouth and I must scream”

[rain mango]

won on the new stadium resurgence first try

[vital marten]

The animation itself is light and if you’re just looking at it in style you wouldn’t notice, and is how I didn’t notice until I actually listened to the show for awhile

[toxic relic]

didnt we grow up with jackass, beavis and butthead, mystery science theater, south park etc etc

[toxic relic]

that sounds cool ngl

idk man im biased cause my dad didnt give a fuck what i watched and id rather that tbh

[onyx igloo]

Didnt even need jackass to become one

[polar kernel]

im back again

[tender igloo]

haha

[vital marten]

I didn’t

[toxic relic]

what

[vital marten]

I grew up with Johnny test, Courage the Cowardly Dog, SpongeBob

We are not the same

[onyx igloo]

same here

[toxic relic]

didnt those have a lot of "adult humour"

i dont see whats wrong with it

[onyx igloo]

and a bit of hank of the hill

[vital marten]

True

[twin bear]

Real

[dawn jewel]

GOONER SCAV

[twin bear]

Courage is great

[toxic relic]

let em watch what they want just talk to them about things that may go over their head idk

[dawn jewel]

Yes

[rain mango]

i grew up watching king of the hill and family guy

[vital marten]

Amazing digital circus is more psychological horror and whatnot, it’s appropriate for teens but not quite for 6 year olds

Though yeah, it does go over their head

[dawn jewel]

I watched family guy on my psp

LOL

[rain mango]

uhhh newest ep is 100% for adults

actual non censored cursing and sex jokes

[chrome jetty]

Johnny test was amazing

[rain mango]

first time the show did it

[vital marten]

Still rated TV-14 somehow

[rain mango]

think its a middle finger to youtube for trying to censor them

[toxic relic]

if you say so haha i genuinely wouldnt know lol as i said i dont get whats for kids and not for kids

[burnt kite]

Sending a family guy clip to your friend through IR

[twin bear]

Psp was fun

[vital marten]

Add these to the list

[twin bear]

Had pulp fiction on it

[rain mango]

amazing digital circus becoming more and more adult before its final episode is nice to see

[vital marten]

Every Texan knows who Hank Hill is so I can’t sleep on him

[onyx igloo]

Pulp fiction? I remember that from somewhere

[toxic relic]

can you sleep with him

[vital marten]

https://tenor.com/view/bobby-hill-cell-dragon-ball-abridged-thats-my-purse-i-dont-know-you-gif-19101981

[rain mango]

the daisy bell scene in episode 6 is so good

[twin bear]

Hank hill is a g

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/call-of-the-night-dab-me-up-anime-nazuna-nanazuka-nazuna-gif-26267821

[rain mango]

the pimping episode of that show..

[onyx igloo]

ah its that movie

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/pulp-fiction-confused-travolta-where-lost-gif-5308454

[burnt kite]

Anyway bye chat, I need to fix my sleeping schedule before its too late

[dawn jewel]

I loved playing me and my katamari on psp

And then i lost it

[twin bear]

Medal of honor

[burnt kite]

Shit it already is too late, I need to get up at 7am overmorrow

[onyx igloo]

Yall seen Paul Blart?

[dawn jewel]

Paul blart mall cop is crazy

[vital marten]

Why watch Beavis and Butthead? When I got Ed Edd and Eddy

https://tenor.com/view/ed-edd-n-eddy-walking-rom-gif-26570953

[toxic relic]

not the same bruv

[onyx igloo]

I like both shows

[toxic relic]

beavis and butthead

[burnt kite]

Wankers

[dawn jewel]

My fav was double d

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/ed-edd-eddy-horror-jawbreaker-gif-27516241

25c to see god

dont you want it brother

[burnt kite]

Cancer ball

[vital marten]

Time to order a burger

Gosh dang I love wasting money

[rain mango]

add ghost loading to project zomboid

[onyx igloo]

does god like cooking

i like cooking

[burnt kite]

Buy it through buy now pay later

[toxic relic]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nar5doQyu2M

[vital marten]

A god has no need for food

[toxic relic]

idk bro i dont read mythology

[onyx igloo]

i read a buncha greek mythology

[toxic relic]

eh

[vital marten]

Do they eat?

[toxic relic]

yes

they do

[vital marten]

Wild

[toxic relic]

afaik greek gods eat nectar

[onyx igloo]

nectar

[vital marten]

They be bees

[toxic relic]

and whatever else

[onyx igloo]

do they eat angel food cake

[toxic relic]

different type of nectar

[toxic relic]

idk what this is bro so idk

[vital marten]

Nah I’m over here happily imagining Zeus as a bee

[toxic relic]

zeus can suck deez

[vital marten]

Deez for the bees

[toxic relic]

angry twink with a superiority complex

[onyx igloo]

Very fluffy vanillaish cake

[toxic relic]

looks dry

[onyx igloo]

Its my personal favorite

[toxic relic]

not for me

[vital marten]

I actually like the look of this

[toxic relic]

i dont really fuck with cake

[vital marten]

Mainly because I hate all cake with frosting and I see no frosting here

[toxic relic]

same bro

frosting sucks

[vital marten]

Too sweet

[toxic relic]

fr

[onyx igloo]

I hate too much frosting

[vital marten]

I hate any amount of frosting

It’s all bad

[onyx igloo]

the only good frosting is a little buttercream

[tender igloo]

there is this cake that heb sells that is like that its so good

[toxic relic]

wait dude

[tender igloo]

tryign to find a slice pic of it

[vital marten]

Heb coming to my area I IMPLORE YOU to find out what it’s called

[toxic relic]

what happened to that guy that was typing

[vital marten]

Had a stroke

[tender igloo]

its uhh

[onyx igloo]

THAT IS NOT ANGEL FOOD CAKE

[rain mango]

“ong how are we going to defeat thanos he is knocking our team down in this event”
portal opens
“did someone say Knox event”
judge Matt hass, general john and John zomboid step through
“We are project zomboid”

[tender igloo]

layered with fluff

[onyx igloo]

NOO

[tender igloo]

its really "light"

[onyx igloo]

ITS AWFUL

[toxic relic]

[vital marten]

Sean gonna have an aneurysm lmfao

[onyx igloo]

GET IT AWAY

[tender igloo]

angel food cake is good with strawberry rhubarb !

[toxic relic]

why is it covered with wood chips

[onyx igloo]

texture

[rain mango]

“we still need a lil help!”
another portal opens
famous rapper lil z steps through

[tender igloo]

its shaved almonds lol

[vital marten]

Sean do you have your pfp in a large version

[onyx igloo]

are you man enough to eat wood cake

[tender igloo]

oh yeah by my its hickory smoked

[toxic relic]

sure bro

[tender igloo]

my bad*

[tender igloo]

SAY BRO AGAIN

[onyx igloo]

Next jackass episode
Wood cake

[vital marten]

Jackass was all right, but then there was Bad Grandpa…

[onyx igloo]

Who is staring at me with a monocle

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/lord-wrong-answer-hypnospace-gif-10247303693066731602

[toxic relic]

jackass is cinema

[lilac quarry]

Like ASAP Mob or

[toxic relic]

as soon as possible

erh, its from hypnospace outlaw 🤓

[vital marten]

Yall ever see 1000 ways to die?

[toxic relic]

yes

[vital marten]

Idk many who haven’t

[toxic relic]

against my will

[tender igloo]

no

[vital marten]

[onyx igloo]

i dont know how i acquired an armpit pimple

[tender igloo]

ok but have asny of you seen alien earth yet

ITS GLORIOUS

[onyx igloo]

is the earth alien?

[tender igloo]

this is why i didnt want to ask lol

[toxic relic]

thats a game?

[vital marten]

https://tenor.com/view/alien-earth-xenomorph-morrow-alien-earth-xenomorph-sydney-chandler-gif-5727392836302278412

Is it this puppers?

[tender igloo]

yah

[toxic relic]

its a prequel series

slop trough

[onyx igloo]

Public transport

[bronze moat]

Ever eaten Wonder Bread? You’ve consumed food grade sawdust

[tender igloo]

lol

[vital marten]

Me at urinal

[bronze moat]

Cute!

[tender igloo]

YOU GUYS SUCK

[vital marten]

I do suck on some things

[tender igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-mad-waving-brush-little-girl-baby-gif-17492145

[vital marten]

Other things I’m actually pretty good

[toxic relic]

hold your buddies dong while they piss, its urinal etiquette

[bronze moat]

**DISNEY OWNS ALIEN. ALIENS SERVE A QUEEN.

THERE IS NOW AN ALIEN DISNEY PRINCESS**

[onyx igloo]

Sounds better than brown bread with rat corpses mixed in

[vital marten]

Hope she’s a villain though

[onyx igloo]

I only THANKFULLY had a slice of it once

[toxic relic]

suck deez nuts, brother

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/ratburger-rat-demolitionman-sandra-bullock-sylvester-stallone-gif-24799478

[tender igloo]

wait did we always have the brainstem lol

[toxic relic]

heavy load

[bronze moat]

I stream Alien Earth for peeps who can’t watch it otherwise if U ever wanna watch it

[onyx igloo]

Wonderbread is so sweet

Its not even bread

[vital marten]

It’s meat but it’s not meat… double plus good!!!

Couldn’t find a gif so

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-25485219

[vital marten]

Gotta rewatch 1984

[dawn jewel]

Goonerdave HIII

[vital marten]

I forgot a lot of it

[onyx igloo]

I used to watch TEDtalk, when they taught about cheeses

[toxic relic]

read it

dont watch it

[vital marten]

The film is alright man, book is arguably better but geez

There’s worse adaptations out there to crap on

[toxic relic]

read the book that inspired 1984

[vital marten]

Which is?? Tell me or link it and I’ll actually end up reading it sometime

[tender igloo]

https://youtu.be/9UXron3wa3w this is literally fartnuts with anything

[toxic relic]

we, yevgeny zamyatin

[onyx igloo]

have yall ever wrapped paper towel and tape around a cut

[tender igloo]

he probably hates his own shoelaces

[toxic relic]

i dont really like it ngl

[onyx igloo]

it doesnt work for hatchet cuts

[toxic relic]

im an old man, i know myself

i know what i like

i also critique everything, especially things i enjoy

[vital marten]

Me during heli event

[toxic relic]

i think people should hate more

uncritical optimism is stupid

[vital marten]

I can’t help it, it’s hard to keep the hate up

[toxic relic]

nah

[lilac quarry]

Who

[vital marten]

Someone burned down my house and I just can’t hate them, idk hate broken

[toxic relic]

me bruv

[toxic relic]

that sounds unhealthy bro

anger and hate are normal emotions

[vital marten]

Never been able to stay mad long

[tender igloo]

fartnuts lol

[toxic relic]

fartman, son of shitsir

[onyx igloo]

who was the father of shitsir

[vital marten]

Real though? I always assumed it was a good quality

[chrome jetty]

kapow

[toxic relic]

why dude lol

[harsh vault]

hai chat

[vital marten]

Why it’s a good quality?

[prime pulsar]

sometimes gotta feel em emotions man

[toxic relic]

its ok to be angry and sad, just because theyre "negative" doesnt mean theyre unhealthy

its healthy to get mad

[prime pulsar]

haii

[harsh vault]

haiiii

[toxic relic]

yeah bruv

[prime pulsar]

well said

[harsh vault]

hai stink

[toxic relic]

'sup

[harsh vault]

it my birthday

[toxic relic]

congratz

[harsh vault]

yay

i have beat the mines

[prime pulsar]

happy birtday

[harsh vault]

thank uuuu

[toxic relic]

i know you're typing lou but i gotta piss real fucking bad so

ill read it when im back

[waxen mantle]

shh

[prime pulsar]

for me i remeber every detail what happened and what did he say to me th man scammed me our for 2 years

[prime pulsar]

you bring yo phone to the toilet

[real wind]

It's my fav I miss it and my cats so much

[onyx igloo]

guys what do i do if i have an annoying coworker

[prime pulsar]

wdym do thwy affect you mentally or harras your or smth

[onyx igloo]

no but they are annoying

can i like punch them

[prime pulsar]

then just ignore them a lot of people will be annoying. life is too shirt to care about them

[vital marten]

Calm and Collected can get more done, I haven’t had a single situation where getting pissed off worked out for me. During my Childhood I was around a lot of tense arguments and that may have some part here but I think practically anything can be communicated in a calm collected manner without being angry

While it’s healthy to be angry, or whatnot, it’s not healthy to sit in it imo, nor is acting on it. Its just a liability, clouding the mind and pushing out reason

Idk if I’m making any sense, but I do get angry —I just can’t stay that way longer than a day at most

[onyx igloo]

too shirt

[harsh vault]

hai sean

[toxic relic]

never. im not one handed pissing to read discord

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/zhu-yuan-4d-zzz-pop-out-zenless-zone-zero-gif-12997000552254544651

[toxic relic]

[onyx igloo]

get a 3rd arm

[toxic relic]

you think very pragmatically about this lou

whatever works for you man

[onyx igloo]

yeah getting angry has never really worked for me

[toxic relic]

theres no one way to feel

[prime pulsar]

i see if it doesnt affectyou mentally that much then thats okay cause some people are just like that

[onyx igloo]

I do tend to get angry alot but it never works and I just feel worse after

[toxic relic]

just throw something and get the feeling over with

[bronze moat]

IQ, perception, cognition, situational awareness, spacial recognition, blah blah.

EVERYTHING in your brain and all 5 senses dramatically drops when stressed/angry/etc.

the “level head” is one that does not let stress cause the panic firestorm in the brain.

[prime pulsar]

dont you guys just freestyle

[toxic relic]

huh?

[prime pulsar]

anyways

[toxic relic]

bro doesnt know how to operate a dong

[onyx igloo]

Dude did you forget I have a mother

[toxic relic]

yeah i did

[vital marten]

You know, piss into the tub from the door, try and make a 360 no scope trickshot into a solo cup

[toxic relic]

i dont know your lore

[onyx igloo]

Fair, I forget stuff alot too

[toxic relic]

i used to piss in the sink

[vital marten]

Drunk activities for real

[onyx igloo]

Better to piss in the sink than sink in the piss

[bronze moat]

I got three myself. I’m pretty good

[toxic relic]

you know it bro

[mellow birch]

real anarchist praxis

[toxic relic]

i swear some sinks are designed for pissing

[prime pulsar]

you just aim it bro im a girl and even i know it

[dawn jewel]

YAHOO

[vital marten]

Wrong, what if it’s clogged

[toxic relic]

unless your dick moves on its own idk what you're gonna acomplish

can you lift it up with your mind?

[onyx igloo]

i hate pressure in my ears

[prime pulsar]

then a spare botlle is needed

[onyx igloo]

you can

technically

[toxic relic]

HAHAH

sure

[vital marten]

Bottles are designed for piss

[toxic relic]

wait bro let me think about shirtless guys

itll get up

[prime pulsar]

idk how would i know that TT

[vital marten]

LMFAO

Im rolling

[onyx igloo]

Send the bottles to a corporate rich party

[idle trail]

I want co op in b42

[onyx igloo]

Label it as fancy champagne, oh and fizz it up

[toxic relic]

do you know what champagne tastes and looks like

[vital marten]

No

[toxic relic]

better to pass it off as cheap beer

[onyx igloo]

No

[toxic relic]

i doubt any of us drink enough water for our piss to look like champagne

[onyx igloo]

I'm not some high horse bastard

[vital marten]

Well if I have enough Dr Pepper

[toxic relic]

lol champagne just looks expensive

its actually just gauche

[onyx igloo]

Whatever rich people drink

[toxic relic]

get me a few pints and ill be with you bud

pissing in the gaterade bottle after a pub crawl

[tender igloo]

erm a nice reisling or port will suffice

[onyx igloo]

Label the fizzy piss as that, I dont care I just want to spite them

[tender igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/thank-you-youre-welcome-no-problem-curtsey-bravo-gif-3416800

[vital marten]

Liquid gold

[toxic relic]

id rather try to make alcoholic sperm

sperm contains sugar

if you add yeast

[lilac quarry]

No

[toxic relic]

alcohol

[lilac quarry]

Poor

[toxic relic]

[vital marten]

That’s so cursed

[tender igloo]

yah liquid poor

[onyx igloo]

Liquid souls of the unfortunate

[lilac quarry]

They get bud lite and THAT’S IT

[tender igloo]

lol natty ice

[toxic relic]

hold up bro i need more supply give me 30 seconds ill be right back

[rain mango]

why are you in the rain

[vital marten]

It would take… days to even get 1 cup of material to ferment

[toxic relic]

bring your mates over

i do it all the time, now i can do it for a reason

[rain mango]

you bring your mates over all the time?

[onyx igloo]

Its the middle of midwest summer

No rain

[rain mango]

hah

[toxic relic]

sure

thats what i meant

[vital marten]

Comparisons with the boys

[onyx igloo]

comparing what

[mellow birch]

yes

[toxic relic]

hs gym locker activities

[vital marten]

Uh

[onyx igloo]

what are those i took online classes

[toxic relic]

its ok bro

[vital marten]

You didn’t miss much Sean

[toxic relic]

fuck that sucks actually

[onyx igloo]

ok

[toxic relic]

you never got forced to play...the game

[chrome jetty]

kapow

[onyx igloo]

everybody keeps poking me about how i took online classes

[rain mango]

homeschooled

my favourite youtuber grew up homeschooled so theres hope

[chrome jetty]

@dawn jewel Thank you

[vital marten]

Musical chairs? American football? Dodgeball?

[toxic relic]

youtuber...

[rain mango]

chad chad

[vital marten]

Oh I just realized

No pacer test

[toxic relic]

🍪

[onyx igloo]

cookie..?

[toxic relic]

idk if this is a universal game

[onyx igloo]

is this some strange cult

[vital marten]

Tickle Attack?

[onyx igloo]

cookie based cult

[vital marten]

Idk what cookie means

[toxic relic]

goddamn

[onyx igloo]

yeah me neither

[vital marten]

We did that umbrella game once

[toxic relic]

youll never know

[vital marten]

https://tenor.com/view/umbrella-spinning-gif-14150518

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/bread-exploding-bread-wet-bread-sink-bread-gif-27545877

[vital marten]

Everyone grabs a end and you lift it up, a group runs under and you attempt to trap them from what I remember

[toxic relic]

im not talking about school games lmao

[vital marten]

[onyx igloo]

[vital marten]

We keep those games in the closet

[toxic relic]

i have a feeling none of you know what im talking about

which is fine, i assumed it was a common "prank" or "hazing" activity but it may be a relic of my time

[harsh vault]

@vital marten fren!

[vital marten]

The worst thing of my time was…

Slap Ass Friday

https://tenor.com/view/yikes-david-rose-david-dan-levy-schitts-creek-gif-20850879

[prime pulsar]

you mean like a cookie that comes with drugs?

[toxic relic]

no dude

[rain mango]

Judge Matt hass or John zomboid you can only save one

[prime pulsar]

which one u talkin about

[vital marten]

John Zomboid saved himself

So Matt Hass ofc

[toxic relic]

fucking hell the game is called soggy biscuit

[mellow birch]

yeah John Zomoid needs no savior

[rain mango]

WE ALL love Matt hass 🥹

[prime pulsar]

interesting, you slap soggy biscuts in you frineds face?

[toxic relic]

this is all you talk about

[graceful belfry]

john zomboid does the saving

true survivor

[rain mango]

Your right

[vital marten]

As long as he uses that gavel on my hass

[rain mango]

i play this game for the news reports

and the newspaper

[toxic relic]

what game bruv

[vital marten]

The newspaper is my favorite addition in b42

Fuck ragdolls

[rain mango]

sadam Hussain in the newspapers
or whoever idk

[prime pulsar]

idk bro im sleepy

[rain mango]

Who tf is big juicy nut

[prime pulsar]

oh it wasnt me

[graceful belfry]

i like the newspaper about the zombies breaching the quarantine

[graceful belfry]

me

[toxic relic]

@unkempt hatch you can talk mate

[rain mango]

[vital marten]

https://tenor.com/view/raul-menendez-frank-woods-black-ops-2-call-of-duty-black-ops-2-gif-3727239817087117537

[graceful belfry]

cordis die 2025

[tender igloo]

me and my sister were just talking about that game lol

that game was so fun

and only ever got to do it like NEVER

[vital marten]

I KNOW RIGHT

Cherry picking ass motherfuckers I swear

[rain mango]

lowkey the military is so useless in pz

[toxic relic]

holy shit dude, osu, cs2 and fornite.
this is the weeb king

[vital marten]

Who?

[graceful belfry]

they couldnt really do much in time because it went airborne

[onyx igloo]

its realistic, no?

[toxic relic]

pythagoras

the guy thats been reacting to messages

[rain mango]

I guess that is true they got pretty fucked there

[graceful belfry]

so the remaining survivors are immune to the airborne strain but not the strain that comes from bites

i think

[unkempt hatch]

sorry if i annoying you

[vital marten]

How do you see this, M’lord, Sir-Shits-a-Lot?

Their games that is

[toxic relic]

nah you're not im just curious

[rain mango]

mabye John zomboid is the only one with full immunity

that mf killed like 6 generations of zomboids

[toxic relic]

open profile check activity

[graceful belfry]

shrugs off bites and continues killing

he will escape kentucky and cleanse the united states of zombies

[rain mango]

he ended the Knox event 🥹

[graceful belfry]

saves mankind

[toxic relic]

also dude's linked steam is 1 year old but level 32

crazy

[vital marten]

It’s ok Pythagoras, I thought these guys were scary too, but half of them can’t even tie their shoes

I won’t elaborate further, I like the chaos

[onyx igloo]

one time i was a mall security guard and killed like 100 zomboids

i felt pretty cool

[vital marten]

My steam is 5 years old but level 63 what do you say about that

[left bobcat]

I'm gonna try to name my character John Zomboid, and see if that makes me invincible

[rain mango]

something that I believe should be added is your character getting anxious after hearing the reports of the airborne infection, but don’t know they are immune to it

[onyx igloo]

I couldnt properly tie my shoes till recently

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/man-of-culture-chad-ratio-porn-addicted-gif-25550209

[vital marten]

😭

Absolutely ruined me

[graceful belfry]

bros playing real life

[toxic relic]

sir shits-a-lot says you need to stop jorking to gmod skins

[onyx igloo]

I found tying things, very annoying.
Trashbags especially

[unkempt hatch]

u can try Peepee Poopoo Man also

[onyx igloo]

I dont know why it took me so long but it did

[left bobcat]

Yeah he'd be dead in seconds

[vital marten]

Yes m’lord

[rain mango]

what if in the pz movie john zomboid said “it’s project zomboidin time”

[vital marten]

https://tenor.com/view/kneel-knight-princess-gif-2124832552032785629

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/laugh-gif-10076149284120419027

[graceful belfry]

peak cinema

[vital marten]

Now I will commit the crime of telling the truth

[prime pulsar]

wheres our mommy at

[rain mango]

I love going to louisville because I turn a corner and the entire town wants to eat me for breakfast

[vital marten]

I only have like 2 hours in gmod, a friend showed me it and I didn’t like it

Bring your torches

[graceful belfry]

my characters in riverside right now ill go to the trailer park next

[toxic relic]

its ok pythagoras has badges for a game called "sex chess"

[graceful belfry]

house alarm made me fight the entire town but i won

[vital marten]

[onyx igloo]

I play gmod to facepose hl2 characters into strange and humorous beings

[toxic relic]

nevermind i got something better

[unkempt hatch]

thats only for level. and for some aesthetic if i decide to do a profile in future

[toxic relic]

the internet is awesome

[tender igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/minions-despicableme-cheer-happy-yay-gif-13253317945437211671

[toxic relic]

lol dont worry dude i dont care

play your gooner games

but dont use it learn chess cause the reviews say thats the worst part of the gameplay

[vital marten]

Everyone knows your supposed to goon on a different account 😭

[toxic relic]

nah pythagoras puts the hot shit on display

"mister furry: hot muscles"

[unkempt hatch]

i used to play this like a one year ago and for today still have 23 minutes in this game, so im not a gooner

[toxic relic]

i dont care if you are bro

genuinely

[unkempt hatch]

oh, that was an incredible time

[vital marten]

Lvl 1 gooner

Alright I’m done 😆

[chrome jetty]

Kapow

[toxic relic]

i should get the game just in case steam tries to remove it

for archival

[vital marten]

Yes… the “archives”

Be sure to put it in the folder labeled “tax information”

[toxic relic]

of course of course

whats the stigma against gooner games

[vital marten]

Ordered a double bacon quarter pounder 😋

[thin wedge]

very low effort

🥀

and mainly a gag game rlly

[mellow birch]

because the only thing more cringe than liking things is being unashamed about being a guy who routinely faps to slop

[vital marten]

Actually put it into words, amazing

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/pavel-yudin-pav-fear-and-hunger-fear-and-hunger-pav-yudin-gif-6364771461072780640

[loud pumice]

I didn't want to post this comment

This comment

This comment

This comment

[vital marten]

Uppy is in Leon’s basement

[toxic relic]

what if its not slop

[loud pumice]

Do not 🤓 me when you should've 🐎

[mellow birch]

in other words the stigma against gooner games is mostly performative

[toxic relic]

it seems like its rooted in puritan shit ngl

[loud pumice]

🫃

[toxic relic]

like people are ashamed or wary about talking about jorkin

[mellow birch]

puritan shit is why porn is always perceived as slop, nothing more

[toxic relic]

fair fair bruv

[loud pumice]

People should describe their best nut

Mine is walnut

[thin wedge]

Uppy you need to go back to your housewife duties

[toxic relic]

i get not liking low effort slop for everything but i dont think porn is all low effort

[loud pumice]

Okay babe

[toxic relic]

i think a lot of games add gooner shit to sell more which is stupid too

[mellow birch]

there’s just not really room for people to say “that’s high quality, well made and thoughtful” and “that makes me horny” at the same time unless you’re really into certain subcultures or are just pretty queer

[toxic relic]

but this is real

[vital marten]

I mean I wouldn’t just talk about it. Not ashamed but I don’t think people want to hear about it

I sure don’t want to hear stuff that’s similar, like all the shit my old ass coworkers talk about

[loud pumice]

Why pay for it when you can get it for free

Gooners rise up

I'm unhinged, SOMEONE GET OFF WORK

[mellow birch]

saying being a gooner is shameful just because of puritan shit is a bit oversimplified though

[loud pumice]

LET'S GO DRINK DR PEPPER

[toxic relic]

i do this

[loud pumice]

[tender igloo]

yah i really want to be the first thing that reminds me of them is that one time they said on discord they snicklefritz their hog

[loud pumice]

Back to work I go

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

Hate the system

[vital marten]

Nothing is more disgusting than when your coworker comments on someone’s “nice ass”

do yall not agree?

[vital marten]

😭

[toxic relic]

how else do people describe german and french new wave psychosexual cinema besides "it changed my life but also awooga"

[tender igloo]

id just one up , nice no ass dude

[vital marten]

Snicklefritz is golden puppers, I’m stealing that

[toxic relic]

thats cronenbergs whole style

[harsh vault]

gooning is so mid

[mellow birch]

psychosexual cinema isn’t really pornographic imo

[harsh vault]

feels nice i can say this

[vital marten]

??? 😭

[toxic relic]

964 pinocchio? rubber's lover?

[mellow birch]

well I mean

not necessarily at least

[toxic relic]

lol fair

[harsh vault]

look

after 18 years

i can finally be hip

with adults

[toxic relic]

you're still a child

[harsh vault]

yo yo

NUH UH

[mellow birch]

let’s be real

[toxic relic]

you just turned 18

nothing changed

[harsh vault]

shutup

i can say what i want

fuck u

[toxic relic]

lol

[mellow birch]

people past puberty are in on gooning discourse

they probably use the word more than adults do

[harsh vault]

yeah i grew back my balls just to cuss u

[mellow birch]

although idk how tf you’d get the stats on that

[lost saffron]

one of the statements ever

[harsh vault]

MINOR

:3

[toxic relic]

[lost saffron]

miner

[mellow birch]

they’re exposed to this shit. They talk about it

that’s what I mean

[toxic relic]

yeah fair i just dont wanna talk about it lol

[harsh vault]

gooning was invented by the younglings

the word

its just like

brainrot slang

[mellow birch]

no it wasn’t

[toxic relic]

i think that should be spoken about amongst the youths

[mellow birch]

true

[toxic relic]

no lol

[thin wedge]

i yearn for the mines

[harsh vault]

i just assume whatever i see on tiktok is brainrot

[mellow birch]

gooning was a subculture

[toxic relic]

its from 4chan, no?

yeah

[harsh vault]

4chan

[thin wedge]

4chins

[toxic relic]

its not originally from tiktok

[harsh vault]

didnt 4chan get banned

[toxic relic]

it was a reddit/4chan thing

[toxic relic]

lol

[mellow birch]

didn’t know it was from 4chan

knew about the reddit gooners

[harsh vault]

what

what is it

[mellow birch]

where it started from who knows

not me

[toxic relic]

i assume thats where it got popular

but ive seen posts about "goon states" like a decade ago

[thin wedge]

i love collecting green texts doe

[mellow birch]

I haven’t been on the internet for decades

only a bit over one decade .v.

[onyx igloo]

Your here now

[prime pulsar]

remember the time where you coul dmd people on yt? good times

[toxic relic]

ah...fair

[mellow birch]

I’ll defer to the elder wisdom

[toxic relic]

yo

throwback

[real wind]

I mean the state but the country seems wonderful

[onyx igloo]

"Why did you shoot President Kimball?"

"He tried to make me pay taxes."

"Understandable."

[real wind]

Also chat I saw the book of Mormon today 9/10 would recommend

[onyx igloo]

Why am I getting recommended Halloween now

[harsh vault]

probably halloween spirit

all year around

[onyx igloo]

I DO NOT PARTAKE IN CONSUMERISM

[toxic relic]

gilgamesh in your profile

[prime pulsar]

arent like mormons against consumerism

[onyx igloo]

Why are we talking about mormons

[toxic relic]

its a musical

the book of mormon is a musical

[onyx igloo]

Mormons?

[prime pulsar]

idk the guy recomends it

[thin wedge]

Don't show frogski this

[onyx igloo]

Oh.

[toxic relic]

its not a mormon musical

its a satire

[onyx igloo]

Oh.

[thin wedge]

what you partaking in rn

on this discord

[prime pulsar]

my brain is not braining

[onyx igloo]

Nothing

Useless activities

As useless as myself

[vital marten]

Right Sean?

[onyx igloo]

Yes

[thin wedge]

this is literally @loud pumice

[prime pulsar]

doomer phase ???

[onyx igloo]

20th phase

[thin wedge]

alway bet on nothing

[prime pulsar]

what happens when youre on that phase

[onyx igloo]

its when i feel tired i start dooming

puts me to a calm rest through the night

[tender igloo]

wth is dooming

playing doom?

[onyx igloo]

yes

[prime pulsar]

for me im dooming cause i dont study for my goal and instead im socializing

[onyx igloo]

i like the super shotgun

[tender igloo]

the big fucking gun

[onyx igloo]

Socializing, what are you, human?

[prime pulsar]

which i shoulc even have a social life outside of college prep communities bu tye

[prime pulsar]

makina olmak istiyorum trum trum trak

[vital marten]

Exactly

I understood all of that

[onyx igloo]

uhh wort wort?

[toxic relic]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKkLV1zE8M0

[prime pulsar]

this is a pek poem by nazim hikmet who tried to tell automation in a poetic way

but its sounds so zesty it became a meme here

[prime pulsar]

no its actually trum trum trak trak sak suku sak

[rain mango]

is this the one where they go to africa?

[prime pulsar]

machine sfx

[young kelp]

Dooming it

[thin wedge]

im dooming it

rn

[chrome jetty]

She said nooo!!!?

[vital marten]

https://tenor.com/view/tonight-doom-gif-19873326

[onyx igloo]

i shall rest till dawn

[vital marten]

Goodbye Sean

See you at High Noon

[prime pulsar]

oh the sub is rising time to go to bed

yeaa sub uh huh

[toxic relic]

where did sunset go bro

they have a gilgamesh quote in their bio, their pfp is from chaim soutine's flesh collection and they watched book of mormon

[prime pulsar]

idk bro its rising hee

[toxic relic]

bro is cracked

idk anyone else who's ever heard of carcass of beef or cares for the artistic gore of soutine

[vital marten]

[toxic relic]

i fuck with gore

not in an "edgy" way

[mellow birch]

impossible

[toxic relic]

i just think that expressions of gore can be very creative

[prime pulsar]

hannibal fan spotted

true crime fan spotted

[toxic relic]

seeing what an artist does with a taboo subject and how they use that freedom

[toxic relic]

gross

hannibal is overrated and true crime is lame

[prime pulsar]

but this is stil kind of cap

[vital marten]

[toxic relic]

true crime sucks ngl

[prime pulsar]

i dont like hannibal

[mellow birch]

you might not be a lord of the edge

but fw gore is edgy

[toxic relic]

why

[prime pulsar]

its two maniac sczho gay people trying to murder eacother

[mellow birch]

it just is

[toxic relic]

why

[mellow birch]

there’s edge there, it’s a taboo and you’re going out of your way to associate yourself with it when you say that

[toxic relic]

i see

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/don't-mess-with-me-this-kitty's-got-claws-jeffrey-dahmer-tv-gif-15386297892759853057

[toxic relic]

fair enough

[thin wedge]

true

[prime pulsar]

wymm? have you seen japanese true crime videos insane stuf

[toxic relic]

lame

boring

[mellow birch]

hence it’s edgy to say that

even if you’re not an edgelord

[toxic relic]

i see

well, im ok with that

i still think soutines still lifes are really well done

[prime pulsar]

its like an elitist person saying im not an elitist but criticezing every litlle aspect of a tv show

[toxic relic]

how is that elitism lmao

[mellow birch]

that’s not elitism though?

[toxic relic]

i think thats the wrong word

yeah

[mellow birch]

criticism isn’t necessarily elitism

[thin wedge]

fluffy word thrown

[vital marten]

[mellow birch]

elitism is somehow like, elevating one form over the other or something

[vital marten]

Idk what is happening

[prime pulsar]

im not sayin wrting a crtic rewiev about it like essaying

its different things

[toxic relic]

what

im ngl i dont know what you're saying

[thin wedge]

White chicks is a good movie

[prime pulsar]

im not saying that i could exactly explaim=n myself

[thin wedge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1273933998762229845/1397405299786256384/gov-20250605-221313-000.gif

[strange beacon]

argghhh mateys

[prime pulsar]

thats valid im sleepy

[vital marten]

Mind control mind control

[strange beacon]

white chicks is the GREATEST movie oat

[toxic relic]

white chicks is cinema

[prime pulsar]

huh

[thin wedge]

[mellow birch]

if you say rap isn’t real music you’re being elitist

[mellow birch]

that’s what I said means in an example

[toxic relic]

i fuck with rap hard

its my most listened to genre

[thin wedge]

what about black banjocore

[prime pulsar]

yea thats what i kind of wanted to say

[toxic relic]

ok redditer

[mellow birch]

criticizing something is just, well, engaging with it

[prime pulsar]

every music genre can be enjoyed as long as it sounds good to my ears

[mellow birch]

elitism is when you use bullshit signifiers as an excuse to not engage with it

[toxic relic]

play banjoslam and chug 4 loko

[thin wedge]

true

[candid patio]

My new apartment has a pond and the pond has frogs and they are cute.

[thin wedge]

free food

free food

[candid patio]

Lol

[thin wedge]

if you don't listen to alex jones

[prime pulsar]

no i mean like of every show has its own points thats shoul be critisez i even did long revievs about series that are my favs but had many flaws. but fr ex an elitism just throws shot out there just to say something bad about it ykwim?

[strange beacon]

straight up

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/frog-legs-moving-flesh-yay-gif-17848551

[candid patio]

They are dirt/grass colored and I almost step on them every night

[strange beacon]

i wonder why they're so well camoflauged

seems like their camo is working

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/deft-cuteboy67-coleslaw-gif-3963603586975000860

[candid patio]

Yeah

[novel seal]

Things about Project Zomboid, is just how realistic this can become if we were to play the game in year 2025 instead.

[strange beacon]

that's fucking freaky bro seriously

[prime pulsar]

i mean im not gonna watch a show becase i have biases towards it even if its top tear on imbd or smth like that

[strange beacon]

i'm getting chills down my spine watching that

[candid patio]

Okay gn

[toxic relic]

gn bro

[thin wedge]

sdiybt

shoo woop shoo woop

[toxic relic]

i dont like tiktok i think

[mellow birch]

sorta

making up bullshit to shit on something is essentially what elitism is

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/pesawat-plane-crash-meme-daily-dose-of-internet-crashed-plane-gif-25474160

[toxic relic]

didnt that guy fake that

for views

[thin wedge]

no lol

he got jail time

[toxic relic]

wasnt it fake somehow

he pretended it was an emergency

[mellow birch]

what’s the lore behind this

[toxic relic]

but it was orchestrated

[prime pulsar]

yea finally i was able to explain somethin properly

[toxic relic]

and he got sent to jail for the fraud

[thin wedge]

yeah but FAA doesn't like that

[toxic relic]

yeah no shit

[mellow birch]

and fair enough

as they shouldn’t

[thin wedge]

and he tried to cover it ip

[mellow birch]

wait what?

[thin wedge]

all to promote a fucking wallet

[toxic relic]

bro it was real, my camera just happened to start recording the moment i jumped out

[mellow birch]

pretended it was an emergency, then covered it up?

[thin wedge]

yep

opps i pressed Y

[mellow birch]

oh, just faked a crash

[toxic relic]

yes

for an advertisement i think

[mellow birch]

I thought you meant they faked being about to crash

wasting resources

[toxic relic]

nah they orchestrated a crash to promote something

tried to pass it off as real

[thin wedge]

[toxic relic]

then got caught

[thin wedge]

six months lmao

[mellow birch]

if the flight itself wasn’t illegal how is crashing it?