general_chat

[burnt kite]

This shit is better than sex!

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/johnny-mnemonic-keanu-reeves-making-a-call-what-are-you-doing-long-distance-gif-26092776

[tender igloo]

lol wat

[toxic relic]

that shit not my style but cool ig

[quasi slate]

European housing

[toxic relic]

i dont like the idea of baths + tv

[burnt kite]

Ts is not european housing

[lilac quarry]

wet tv

[toxic relic]

just clean your dong and brush your teeth then leave

[bronze moat]

Table top RPG hacking a smartlink is the way to go.

Since smartlinks provide targeting data to the shooter, you can hack it and while the shooter THINKS he’s aiming at the enemy, he’s actually aiming at his friend.

[burnt kite]

Move your toaster in as well

[quasi slate]

Tv is behind a mirror protected from humidity

[toxic relic]

i dunno what this means

ive never played cyberpoop

[bronze moat]

Cyberpunk RPG game.

[tender igloo]

sometimes people take baths for stress relief lol

[toxic relic]

how

each their own

[burnt kite]

Its like rotting in your bed to relax, but your balls are being nibbed by cold water occasionally

[quasi slate]

Weekends are for the bathtub

[toxic relic]

fr

i dont want icy balls man

[quasi slate]

Next yall will be surprised my toilet has a touch screen display for flushing

[toxic relic]

no

[quasi slate]

Good

[toxic relic]

i dont care about the "tech" i just think baths are stupid

conceptually

[raw rock]

Rare agreement between us

Although, medical baths

[burnt kite]

Waste of water

[quasi slate]

Showers waste more water than bathtubs

[toxic relic]

fr man even bathhouses arent about baths

[burnt kite]

You don't even wash yourself in a bath, you shower befirehand

[toxic relic]

🤨

bro are you showering for 40 minutes

[burnt kite]

I mean, they could?

[quasi slate]

No already said 8 minutes

[raw rock]

Idk i only take 5 minute showers.

10 if there is a woman over.

[quasi slate]

But i know there are people here that sit in their showers for like an hour

[burnt kite]

I don't shower

[tender igloo]

ok but do you have a smart toaster

[raw rock]

Not to get more clean, just to APPEAR more clean.

[quasi slate]

no

My fridge can download gacha game from appstore tho

[raw rock]

I fully scrape my body RAW in 5 minutes, literally coming out looking like a lobster.

(I use extremely high grit rags)

[quasi slate]

I take warm showers at night

[tender igloo]

do you own dinosaur juice or something lol

dino milk

[burnt kite]

Goodnight chat, I'm seeing shit again

[toxic relic]

10-15 minute shower takes about 25 gallons, bathtub takes about 30-60 gallons to fill up
if you shower pre bath + fill a bath you're essentially using 2-4 showers

[raw rock]

I work around various acids, enzymes and chemicals, none of which i really want soaking into my skin while I sleep.

[toxic relic]

for 1 bath

[lilac quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-memes-fbi-open-up-fbi-open-up-gif-fbi-open-up-memes-gif-17643997039896837640

[quasi slate]

Night brev

[burnt kite]

Fookin hell ref

[toxic relic]

but yeah showering depends on time you shower, however its sort of the same with bathing since many people "replenish" bath water so as to keep it warm

id say overall baths use a considerable amount more water

unless you use a kettle for hot bath water

[quasi slate]

Thats if you dont have a bathtub that can heat your water

[toxic relic]

even then its still using water

[toxic relic]

yeah i assume majority of people dont lol

[quasi slate]

Yes

Sizes vary too

[toxic relic]

indeed

hence the 30-60 gallon average

[lilac quarry]

I feel like more and more people don't have baths

only shower

[toxic relic]

smaller units

[lilac quarry]

I mean I never bathe at all of course but

[toxic relic]

shrinkflation apartment

no room for bath only shower

[lyric galleon]

i have a bucket of water for taking a bath

[lilac quarry]

man when I was looking for apartments there were some that had 0bth

NO bathroom

like how

[toxic relic]

communal?

[quasi slate]

Ive worked at the new flats people be living in cages now lol bathrooms barely have any space for a shower toilet and sink without it feeling crammed

[toxic relic]

real

[lilac quarry]

wym worked at

landlord alert

[quasi slate]

You miss all my posts in backroom

[lyric galleon]

hit posts oomf

[lilac quarry]

I avoid that place

my greatest shame is smokey

[toxic relic]

too much anime talk and depressing csgo skins

[bronze moat]

I have data on this!

[lilac quarry]

what was I thinking

[quasi slate]

i hate smokey!!!!

[lilac quarry]

my creation has grown into something horrific

[lyric galleon]

would you create me a table

[toxic relic]

you can salvage it

[lyric galleon]

no wait

it was cry me a table

[lilac quarry]

IT IS DONE

[quasi slate]

Back in my day Echo would just

[lilac quarry]

TABLE CREATED

[quasi slate]

[lyric galleon]

i shall use this table for eating

[lyric galleon]

ate without table

[quasi slate]

5 seater table

[lyric galleon]

what in the goddamn

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/steve-gif-8980440

that table is too powerful for mankind

[quasi slate]

All of those seats are occupied by me and the table is full of my first grade tier scribbles

[lyric galleon]

why do it got wheels if its mounted to the table itself

goddamn does the table move in a whole

[quasi slate]

You can spin

[lyric galleon]

what the goddamn

[lilac quarry]

you're asking too many questions

the table will roll away if you do that

[toxic relic]

5 person table brother

take a seat we're going

[lyric galleon]

along with my nuggets

[lilac quarry]

it's the ideal number

[quasi slate]

Holding onto your dear life because your friends spun you too fast

[lyric galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/chicken-nuggets-spinning-dino-nuggets-nuggets-nugget-gif-16880077528166687073

[toxic relic]

5 chairs? 5 points? 5 pointed star? pentagram? the devil? the table is the devil

[sacred schooner]

THEY'VE COME BACK TO LIFE

the dinos are back

[lilac quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-the-misery-wawa-cat-oh-the-misery-everybody-wants-to-be-my-enemy-gif-25218342

[tender igloo]

wheres the ice cream shnack

[thin wedge]

we got the space needle at home

[quasi slate]

@velvet pebble do you still have the video of you revealing my image to be a pentagram

[sacred schooner]

ohhh, the misery

everybody wants to be my enemy

• The man who robs the homeless

[lilac quarry]

who would do that

[tender igloo]

dog killer

[sacred schooner]

who would do that indeed

[lilac quarry]

yeah dog killer

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/you-suck-cracked-egg-tiktok-hatching-gif-17611838

[tender igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/prempdr-fc-mobile-fifa-gif-16778760554072111618

[cerulean umbra]

Those who play the latest version, what content is still missing from the game to make it perfect?

[quasi slate]

The story about the homeless man rescuing his pet bunny

[rose kestrel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/541682384475783191/1397210635812474911/IMG_3287.gif

[tender igloo]

uhh more suffering

[toxic relic]

the entire die hard movie on vhs

[tender igloo]

lol starwars

like in computer craft

[toxic relic]

FUCK NO

nah its cool

diehard was 1988

[bronze moat]

Goth boots.

[tall glen]

a great christmas movie

[rain mango]

evil judge Matt hass

[toxic relic]

star wars needs to die

[rain mango]

new amdc episode was so good

[cerulean umbra]

goth makeup too? 🥺

[bronze moat]

It has. Disney killed it

[bronze moat]

Got both covered with mods :).

[karmic jetty]

ello chat

[rain mango]

im so happy that indie shows are becoming the new mainstream

and that indie video games are surpassing corporations

[toxic relic]

african minerals development centre

[vagrant path]

Hello

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/nazuna-nanakusa-call-of-the-night-nazuna-gif-677573568613712690

WHAT

[karmic jetty]

new digital circus episode

[toxic relic]

what does amdc mean

[lilac quarry]

time for me to

[sacred schooner]

something has to come out of the ashes of enshitification

[tender igloo]

leon rename fartass to francis

cause he hates everything

[toxic relic]

i am a man of hatred

[karmic jetty]

rood

[rain mango]

M-MITSKI

LESBIANS!

[karmic jetty]

imma draw leon gregnant

[sacred schooner]

france-is? another frenchman for the collection?

[lilac quarry]

ask echo for inspiration when I meet him

[tender igloo]

like what kindo f salt milk are you using in your cereal

lol

[toxic relic]

https://au.int/en/amdc

[stiff geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/hatred-gun-edgy-gif-18213167

Peak game

[toxic relic]

ok fred

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/uni-cat-gif-16508948274886257497

[toxic relic]

piss filter?

[stiff geyser]

What

[karmic jetty]

monochrome

[rose kestrel]

llo cat

[toxic relic]

milk is gross and cereal is overrated

[lilac quarry]

puppers don't

[toxic relic]

🗣️

[tender igloo]

i already lold

[rose kestrel]

the real postal 3

[quasi slate]

Does cambrie like you

[dawn jewel]

NO STOP

[karmic jetty]

mm cereal yommers

[toxic relic]

idk brother why do you ask

[stiff geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/pewdiepie-9year-old-army-t-gay-congratulations-for-legal-reasons-thats-a-joke-gif-13924557

[tender igloo]

next ur gonna say you hate cheese

[lilac quarry]

also stripped of all nutrients and high in sugar and empty carbs

[tender igloo]

oh wait

you ahve already

[lilac quarry]

CEREAL IS SHIT

[toxic relic]

cheese sucks

[tender igloo]

lol

[sacred schooner]

you put salt in your cereals?

[stiff geyser]

Chess sucks

[quasi slate]

You dont like dairy products

[karmic jetty]

cheese sucks

[stiff geyser]

I'll end you

[lilac quarry]

you suck

[tender igloo]

oatmeal is good

[lilac quarry]

bad take

[toxic relic]

cereal is ass bruv

[karmic jetty]

cereal is pog

[dawn jewel]

What salt in cereal is crazy

[tender igloo]

if it doesnt make me gag i dont eat it

[lilac quarry]

ok but mashed bananas with salt sprinkled on?

try it

[toxic relic]

mango with sticky rice

[karmic jetty]

wait i have bornana

[stiff geyser]

Imagine eating salt at all

[karmic jetty]

[stiff geyser]

Salt is bad for you

[lilac quarry]

real shit try it

[stiff geyser]

Even worse than sugar

[lilac quarry]

light salt sprinkle

[toxic relic]

coffee with salt

[karmic jetty]

but why

[tender igloo]

isnt that just eating ingredients for banana bread without flour lol

[lilac quarry]

bait is too obvious

[quasi slate]

Best cereal

[karmic jetty]

if i want salty bornana i would just [redacted]

[dawn jewel]

Ok unseasoned chicken

[lilac quarry]

just really heightens the flavour

[dawn jewel]

I know where i’m not going to bbq at>:(

[stiff geyser]

Nah it ain't bait I really think that

[tender igloo]

like watermelon? have you tried it with salt

its so werid

[lilac quarry]

educate yourself then I guess

[toxic relic]

its juicy bruv

[karmic jetty]

u know what leon

imma try it for science

[toxic relic]

salt on melon brings out the flavour

[karmic jetty]

gimme a few mins

[stiff geyser]

I refuse to put salt on my food

[lilac quarry]

actually do it's so GOOD

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/coffin-dance-dancing-pallbearers-meme-funeral-dancers-gif-17562712

[tender igloo]

im gonna break your keyboard , bruv and that dumb ass flower emoji lol

[quasi slate]

Do you guys have yellow watermelons sold in your country they are less messy than red

[rose kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/bugs-bug-insect-creepy-creepycrawlie-gif-5041644

[karmic jetty]

ur canadian leon ur measure of food taste is dubious

[tender igloo]

at asian markets

[dawn jewel]

BRO HATES ME EW

RAAA

[lilac quarry]

ok I'll stay awake to hear the results

[quasi slate]

Yellow cuts look so pretty

[lilac quarry]

rosie rosie or bugatata

[dawn jewel]

Leon canadian

Is tim hortons worth

[stiff geyser]

Is canada even real?

[dawn jewel]

Yes or no

[lilac quarry]

no

[sacred schooner]

it was

[lilac quarry]

not what it used to be

[toxic relic]

tim hortons and burger king are owned by the same company

[dawn jewel]

I’m getting mixed reviews..

HAHAHA

[lilac quarry]

its SHIT

[quasi slate]

Superior to red and slept on but this is just my opinion

[sacred schooner]

mega uber shit

[stiff geyser]

@lilac quarry I found a canada flag in zomboid's tiles. Do you know where to find it in game????

[sacred schooner]

but it USED TO BE GOOD

[lilac quarry]

no idea

I imagine mash threw it in or something

[stiff geyser]

[toxic relic]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Restaurant_Brands_International

[dawn jewel]

Okok i take ur guys word for it

I also want to try poutine

And i also want a fresh canadian dollur

To scratch and sniff

[sacred schooner]

there is only one thing that I'd still go to tim horton for:

https://tenor.com/view/tim-hortons-honey-cruller-donuts-canadian-pastry-gif-27346099

[dawn jewel]

Okok bet

[toxic relic]

im ngl i dont fuck with pastries

[quasi slate]

Is that a donut

[toxic relic]

unless its a pie

[lilac quarry]

are you in canada or something

[toxic relic]

like an aussie pie

[sacred schooner]

honey crueler

[dawn jewel]

Wtf u dont fuck w anything

[quasi slate]

Why is it crueler does it make me cruel

[dawn jewel]

No but i want to visit

[karmic jetty]

ive made a severe and continous lapse in my judgement

[stiff geyser]

It's on a pole, so kinda hard to see in game

[lilac quarry]

it's great

[sacred schooner]

because you miss the taste of it once you ate your last bite

[stiff geyser]

It's not one of the flags that go on walls

[lilac quarry]

ok so how is it tho

[dawn jewel]

MIAU

[toxic relic]

i fuck with rice

and soup

[dawn jewel]

Hell yeaaaa

[sacred schooner]

officer, this man right there

[karmic jetty]

u disturbed my bedrotting sesh

[dawn jewel]

Ok i’m proud of u

[karmic jetty]

went to the kitchen

[lilac quarry]

DID YOU TRY IT

[karmic jetty]

and there was no more bornana

[lilac quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/british-cop-screaming-screaming-sad-gif-1879411192175791821

[toxic relic]

gato

[quasi slate]

Nababa

[sacred schooner]

you said banana with salt right?

[lilac quarry]

yes

[sacred schooner]

I've bananas

[lilac quarry]

light salt

[tender igloo]

try it xal

[karmic jetty]

i rhyme bornana with salt

[tender igloo]

wth is light salt

lol

extra white

[toxic relic]

lightly salted

[lilac quarry]

you can literally just sprinkle a bit of salt on the banana itself and have a bite, it's unreal

[quasi slate]

The flavors are inverted

[sacred schooner]

you're telling me to trust leon after what we saw?

[tender igloo]

so like what 2 grains?

[tender igloo]

LOL right

[karmic jetty]

i cant tell if leon is just yanking our pizzles or not

[lilac quarry]

I'm actually not

[toxic relic]

pizzle yanked?

[lilac quarry]

it's a personal favourite of mine

[karmic jetty]

do i have to lick it too

[lilac quarry]

salt heightens flavour in other foods, it works really well with banana

[stiff geyser]

That's incredibly funny

[lilac quarry]

like salted caramel, it's just better

[toxic relic]

caramel

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-nod-fran-isekai-fast-gif-7087891165681916231

[lilac quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/spongbob-wot-turning-face-venxy-gif-10817611358451551770

[harsh vault]

what the hell is that

[toxic relic]

melon bruv

[stiff geyser]

Don't be racist

[harsh vault]

its yellow

[karmic jetty]

who salts melons

[harsh vault]

im not being racist!

[toxic relic]

and

[harsh vault]

i just not used to seeing a yellow melon

[toxic relic]

carrots arent just nuclear orange

[chrome jetty]

Kapow

Carrots don’t exist

[harsh vault]

i prefer red

[toxic relic]

food colour varies

[chrome jetty]

They aren’t real

[stiff geyser]

That's racist

smh

[harsh vault]

shutup

im not racist!

[stiff geyser]

[chrome jetty]

Who’s being racist

[toxic relic]

i eat kilo a week

[sacred schooner]

I've quired a bornana and Himalayan sult

[toxic relic]

carrots are banger

[stiff geyser]

Me (I love car races)

[chrome jetty]

Bro is one with the carrots

[chrome jetty]

Oh ya? Who’s ur fav team

For F1

[karmic jetty]

cacarrot

[toxic relic]

the company with the fastest car

[stiff geyser]

No clue, I just said that as a joke

[toxic relic]

so not ferrari

[lilac quarry]

OK XAL HOW IS IT

[chrome jetty]

Boooooi

[karmic jetty]

xal status report

[stiff geyser]

I don't find F1 interesting

[toxic relic]

televised traffic

[chrome jetty]

I don’t follow it, but my brother does so I know a bit abt it

[karmic jetty]

xal wheres the vid of u eatin the salted bornana

[quasi slate]

Racist

[stiff geyser]

Chat y'all wanna see my JoJo collection? It keeps growing

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/anton-ego-notes-writing-critic-ratatouille-gif-24045131

it's aight

[karmic jetty]

hey leon what is left after u eat two cherries

[quasi slate]

House

[chrome jetty]

Jojo is mid anime

[lilac quarry]

deez nuts

[toxic relic]

tupid

[chrome jetty]

I watched till like e15 and I couldn’t take it anymore 😭

[karmic jetty]

[stiff geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/jarvis-block-blocked-respond-message-gif-20972134

[toxic relic]

its two pits

as in tupid

🤓

[karmic jetty]

[lilac quarry]

more like DN

[toxic relic]

deez nuts

[stiff geyser]

I agree that the jojo anime kinda sucks

Part 1 is garbage

[arctic girder]

@viral python Saddest human lost an argument and banned him tsk tsk

[chrome jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-falling-fast-gif-18043850

[lilac quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/disgusted-disgusting-gross-nasty-wtf-gif-6249411014270748400

[arctic girder]

Change ur bio from server owner to failed server owner

[karmic jetty]

slop alert

[arctic girder]

Loooooool

[stiff geyser]

Drama in general???

[lilac quarry]

hoooray

both enjoy a day off

[arctic girder]

good luck on your server

[karmic jetty]

uh oh

[lilac quarry]

don't do that again

[stiff geyser]

Smh you stopped it way too early

[lilac quarry]

[stiff geyser]

I wanted to see blood

[karmic jetty]

leon blooballing the slop

[sacred schooner]

is it paid time off?

[lilac quarry]

[sacred schooner]

but what about the money!

[karmic jetty]

WAKE UP LEON!!!

u gotta hit quota

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/russian-badger-lethal-company-minimum-wage-gif-17634976490240704357

[stiff geyser]

Wake the fuck up leon

[toxic relic]

leon has to go spam feet pick wanted messages to omar

[stiff geyser]

We have a server to burn

Owomar

[chrome jetty]

@dawn jewel Thank you

[sacred schooner]

UwUmar

[stiff geyser]

I never uploaded the omar tshirt mod

[chrome jetty]

Mr pickle poo

[stiff geyser]

Omar t-shirt mod

Most stupid shit I've done fr

[toxic relic]

omar would wear it

he has to feed his ego

[stiff geyser]

I think he loved it

[karmic jetty]

chat theres a buncha stuff on humble bundle

[stiff geyser]

I tried to make a general chat t-shirt mod before

Just asked people to send me pics for me to use

It was a disaster

[karmic jetty]

ermmmm https://www.humblebundle.com/games/wb-play-legends

alot of slo[

slop

some decent ones

[sacred schooner]

mmm, meh

[karmic jetty]

12 clams xal

infinite games and no games

[sacred schooner]

I buy quality, not quantity

[stiff geyser]

90% of everything is slop

[sacred schooner]

I'm a very picky gamer

[stiff geyser]

Music is motly slop. TV is mostly slop

[karmic jetty]

wth theres a watchmen game?

[stiff geyser]

Books too

The what

[karmic jetty]

lmao is from 09

based on the snyder watchmen

[sacred schooner]

it really is full of slop

[karmic jetty]

has the piss filter and everything

[karmic jetty]

some of them are defunct even lmao

[toxic relic]

arkham games tho

[karmic jetty]

eh i watch some frens play it and i dont think i would like playing

dont like how batass covers 1/3 of the screen

[toxic relic]

unfortunate, i though the arkham games were cinema

fair tho

[toxic relic]

gooning

[karmic jetty]

did u collect all the riddles

[toxic relic]

im not answering leading questions

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/batman-rocksteady-arkham-batman-arkham-arkham-city-gif-3993994831972145295

[karmic jetty]

rizzle me this basedman

[tender igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/pyramid-head-fxndierratas21-silent-hill-silent-hill-homecoming-gif-11568321904073908263

[chrome jetty]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1277595299824533565/1397408853464846456/796FC8B0-CA9E-46D3-BC6D-D098F3CAC4B7.gif

[rose kestrel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1276033876443140231/1398736456088027217/3littlepigs.mov?ex=68a0d056&is=689f7ed6&hm=decc7f26495db3bc17db135cdc2aa3396b6f05142523d298a23b428b54efb2f8&

[karmic jetty]

fartass we gotta watch the amazon war of the worlds

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/kirby-kiss-kirby-kiss-kirby-super-star-kirby-super-star-kiss-gif-25332268

[tall glen]

I refound Dave's meme

[dawn jewel]

@chrome jetty thank you❤️

Pickle poo head

[chrome jetty]

@dawn jewel Thank you sequence 5 gooner pickle poop <3

[tall glen]

I need to go launder my socks

[bronze moat]

Hmmmmmm…..

I have a college degree in history and mythology, specializing in Greek/Roman.

this hits home

[toxic relic]

never bro.

im watching og justice league series

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-krabs-there's-no-money-in-here-born-again-krabs-gif-3611061647132858196

[dawn jewel]

Wtf

[tall glen]

lol xal

honestly there's no money anywhere

please lend me some money

[karmic jetty]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1160784514633715744/1312620361237528667/attachment.gif

[dawn jewel]

It’s time to money heist

[toxic relic]

fr its so good

[sacred schooner]

what are you? homeless? I know a certain someone who robs the homeless

[karmic jetty]

did i mention the time where i watched justice league unlimited and how it was extremely censored

[toxic relic]

no

[tall glen]

who robs the homeless?

[karmic jetty]

u know the part where they went to ww2 right

[tall glen]

they aint got shit

[karmic jetty]

imagine all that

[toxic relic]

yeah?

[karmic jetty]

but without a single gun firing on screen

it was turbo ass

[dawn jewel]

Imagine robbing the homeless

Having less of a reason to live

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/blindspot-murder-case-gif-4537124

[dawn jewel]

[karmic jetty]

they just do a shiddy zoom on ppls faces

[toxic relic]

bruh

[karmic jetty]

and it happened thru the entire show

[tall glen]

homeless people will bite you and then you got every disease

[sacred schooner]

ask puppers, she knows

[karmic jetty]

either that or they just cut parts

[toxic relic]

better off reading an scp file bro

[dawn jewel]

Squirrel if u bit someone they’d get rabies

Smh

[bronze moat]

I had aspirations to become a professor. Plans fell through on that

[toxic relic]

why was it censored lmao

[tall glen]

I am a clean squirrel

[dawn jewel]

Did u get ur rabies shot

[karmic jetty]

le guns le bad 🦅

[dawn jewel]

[karmic jetty]

think it was mid 2000s uk censorship thingie

[tall glen]

ok all off to do laundry

[sacred schooner]

how many history grads become teachers?

[tall glen]

brb

[toxic relic]

stupid

[tall glen]

the problem with society is

that we live in a society

[bronze moat]

I just got offered a $20,000 loan for the same payback and 15% less interest than the $10,000 loan I took out to save my house.

Translation: I take this loan, pay off the old, and have the same monthly bill but $10K more to pay off other expenses -namely my car

[sacred schooner]

the problem with shit is that we're full of shit

[karmic jetty]

indeed

we are full of feculance at any given time of the day

[faint surge]

not if you do a colonoscopy prep

after that, nothing is left

[tall glen]

I wish I had collateral to take loans on

[sacred schooner]

kidneys

[tall glen]

every house I've had the chance to buy in the last 20 years I passed on

[karmic jetty]

protip keep it full before ur prostate exam

[tall glen]

mistake

[sacred schooner]

sounds like a Bill advice

[tall glen]

BILL

where's the son of a bitch

[karmic jetty]

whomst bill

[sacred schooner]

the shitser

[dawn jewel]

@thin wedge

[karmic jetty]

joemama

gottem

[dawn jewel]

Do u rlly want to hurt me

Do u rlly want to make me fry

Cry

[chrome jetty]

Wild

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/arthur-morgan-dutch-van-der-linde-red-dead-redemption2-rdr2-hug-gif-20932497

[karmic jetty]

into the deepfryer u go

[thin wedge]

i assume the ping is for emotional distress

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/punished-lion-darkness-falls-7dtd-ping-spongebob-gif-2190736361820122958

[karmic jetty]

HAAHHA

[dawn jewel]

🍤

Oh no

[lilac quarry]

[dawn jewel]

Ive become fried shrimp

[karmic jetty]

go to bed leon shoo

[thin wedge]

mod summoned

[tall glen]

I remember I have shrimp

I could make curried shrimp

[sacred schooner]

it's not even saturday yet

[lilac quarry]

I’m not a mod

[karmic jetty]

ill take the lead

[tall glen]

do I shrimp?

wait I have no coco milk

[toxic relic]

leon licks toilets

[thin wedge]

indeed

[dawn jewel]

WTFFF

[lilac quarry]

When I’m off duty I lie in wait

[tall glen]

why are you yelling

[lilac quarry]

These discordia streets

They don’t sleep

Bill taught me that

[toxic relic]

bill is an ai

[lilac quarry]

AI psychosis is real

[toxic relic]

hes busy watching tiktok lives

trying to screen record new material

[karmic jetty]

erm what

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/gok-goku-patas-dragon-ball-dragon-ball-z-gif-2620363081606223890

[karmic jetty]

gok reference

[thin wedge]

gok

[lilac quarry]

gok returns

[sacred schooner]

glock

[toxic relic]

you took that from moopy

[thin wedge]

tenor can't remove gok

[thin wedge]

other way around

[toxic relic]

ok bill

bill more like bofa

[thin wedge]

i love the shittjing convention

[dawn jewel]

WAKE UP

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/i'm-gonna-brown-tf2-gif-7991989226035657859

[chrome jetty]

Kapow

[thin wedge]

feral drooling hog is calling

[simple bear]

put it in a jar

https://tenor.com/view/feral-hog-viral-hog-pig-call-calling-gif-13492869264629174909

[rose kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/shark-tank-how-much-huh-come-again-excuse-me-gif-10734793

[dawn jewel]

I NEED TO KNOW

[thin wedge]

raw

[lilac quarry]

Bullhoe

[bronze moat]

Good credit scores matter.

And if you can be financially responsible, loan companies are SHARKS.

The moment Money Tree sends you $5,000, a company like Lending Tree see’s it and will send you an offer for a lesser interest rate.

You can “kick the can” down the road a bit by using one loan to pay the other, and ultimately come out with a (relatively) low interest rate.

But you need self discipline and financial responsibility: I.e. don’t go to the casino with your $5K loan

[harsh vault]

its my birthday!

huzz

ahh

[slim ledge]

Hadley's Hope colony map...

[dawn jewel]

RAW, NEXT

[slim ledge]

Where is my Zomboid Aliens map

[bronze moat]

I have the map. You need it?

[slim ledge]

If that's actually a thing I'm blown away

I'm surprised no one's really done a lot of Aliens type shit

[bronze moat]

Aliens RPG and a table top game fully mapped our Hadleys

[oblique stream]

Happy birthday floofie

[harsh vault]

u said that already nerd

[slim ledge]

Oh I mean a Zomboid map

[harsh vault]

holy shit

@slim ledge is ur pfp apart of jjk

[lyric galleon]

happy day of birth floof

[harsh vault]

YAY

[slim ledge]

B41 literally had auto aim, where is my smartgun...

[harsh vault]

thankies

[slim ledge]

JJK? No, my partner drew it for me after I finished a shit semester of college lmao

[harsh vault]

damn

im like

denji pilled

because of this fucker named lotg

ahhhh u woulda loved him if he was still here

[harsh vault]

@livid notch

[bronze moat]

Nopes. Just a couple clothing mods.

But it COULD be done. The OG game I played in the 90’s had a LOT of lore accurate stuff:

[harsh vault]

hai dave

[dawn jewel]

@chrome jetty thank you❤️

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/clanker-kylo-ren-star-wars-star-wars-meme-roger-roger-gif-5903216794408442685

[harsh vault]

merry

[bronze moat]

You want dis for your burpday?

[dawn jewel]

Hallo

[chrome jetty]

@dawn jewel Thank you ❤️

[harsh vault]

a hai is not birfday giff!

[harsh vault]

lotg is such a nerd smh

[dawn jewel]

[bronze moat]

You want dis for your burpday?

https://store.steampowered.com/app/253230/A_Hat_in_Time/

Steam

A Hat in Time

A Hat in Time is a cute-as-heck 3D platformer featuring a little girl who stitches hats for wicked powers.A little girl and her spaceshipIn A Hat in Time you play as a tiny space-travelling girl with a big tophat. Her adventure is halted when all her fuel, the Time Pieces, is lost and scattered across a nearby planet. Hat Kid must now jump,…

Price

$14.99

Recommendations

41728

Metacritic

79

▶ Play video

[dawn jewel]

WHY

[harsh vault]

wat dat

[dawn jewel]

Poopiehead

[harsh vault]

i research

[dawn jewel]

Drop it drop it drop it low

Drop it til u hit the flo

[bronze moat]

Cute game. Plays like Mario games. Girl with hat. Not too hard. Pretty mellow. Fun

[harsh vault]

nu it oki dave, it expensive

[chrome jetty]

Pickle poo

[bronze moat]

It’s $15

[harsh vault]

that expensive

[dawn jewel]

Who’s lotg btw?

[harsh vault]

the silly man i posted

[dawn jewel]

They used to be here

[chrome jetty]

Lotg? Didn’t he leave?

[bronze moat]

Is offer. I got copies. Was giving some out to my community. You is in my community.

You want copy?

[dawn jewel]

Ohggg

[harsh vault]

sure i would love to!

thankies dave

[chrome jetty]

Super cool guy, used to play CDDA with him way back when

[dawn jewel]

Is ur buddy

Poopiehead

[chrome jetty]

Ye ye

You jealous

[dawn jewel]

Pickle poo hed

[bronze moat]

Roxy can drop it!

[dawn jewel]

Yeah i am

[chrome jetty]

Your a pickle poo

[dawn jewel]

HELL YEAH

[bronze moat]

Friend me on steam asap. Can’t send gifts until 48 hours after being frenz

[dawn jewel]

Top 5 NerdGoonerDave moments

[harsh vault]

smh, my steam in my profile, shoulda added me already!

[chrome jetty]

Kapow

[bronze moat]

There is a “take bath” reedeem for Roxy game streams

[chrome jetty]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1277595299824533565/1397408853464846456/796FC8B0-CA9E-46D3-BC6D-D098F3CAC4B7.gif

[dawn jewel]

@bronze moat goonerdave can we get a rebuttal??

[chrome jetty]

@dawn jewel Thank you

[dawn jewel]

WTF

[bronze moat]

Roxys ACTUAL voice

[dawn jewel]

HAHAHA YES

[bronze moat]

Also NOT A.I.

I own the rights to use the voiced dialogues, cause commissioned from a voice actress I really like.

[dawn jewel]

I actually respect that though

Committed

[kind crypt]

Do yall consider starting off with max aiming as cheating a little bit?

[bronze moat]

I got her to do shouts, whispers and a few other lines like twitch redeems and in game stuff like humming while reading

[chrome jetty]

Yes

[bronze moat]

No. No such thing as cheating in Open Sandbox games

How to play zomboid:

1- Is it fun how your are playing?

2- Do that.

[tawdry salmon]

cheating on sandbox games doesn’t apply really

[kind crypt]

Thats some bars

[tawdry salmon]

I mean zomboid can be janky I don’t consider it cheating to revert a bite if it’s janky

[quasi slate]

Fake

[bronze moat]

Sandbox options let you play with NO ZOMBIES. And people do play that way.

This game is designed to be customized for you to enjoy how you want to

[quasi slate]

Dude, dying in Project Zomboid is practically a rite of passage at this point. Seriously, you gotta learn to kite those zombies better, it's not that hard. If you're getting eaten, that's just a personal problem, my friend. Just watch some tutorials and maybe try a different build, noob. Ultimately, it's just skill issue, get better, lol.

[bronze moat]

I HATE guns myself. I’m into melee combat, cooking, clothing and being a cute e-girl.

[quasi slate]

Thanks MoopAI

[icy vigil]

just dont play zomboid lmao

[quasi slate]

Toxic

[icy vigil]

but i hate zomboid 😔

[ivory grail]

Each day i stray further from God and closer to a pharmacy

[bronze moat]

Not entirely wrong though. Once you get used to the game loop you don’t get bit.

My longest run is 3 1/2 game years.

And the world record holder killed just under 1 million zombies in five game years

[ivory grail]

I get bored after like 5 months

How can you survive that long?

I usually complete my goals after the 4 month

[quasi slate]

For me the game dies after 2 months

[bronze moat]

Because I enjoy crafting and building. No different than other survival games or even Minecraft. You can go on forever.

[chrome jetty]

I’m bored in less than a week

Hehehee

[quasi slate]

Gameplay loop of zomboid is super flawed

[bronze moat]

I did an eight hour stream. Once in all it was, was Roxy in her kitchen, making food.

That was actually a lot of fun. It was like my own little cooking show.

[harsh vault]

@ivory grail :3

[rose kestrel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1276033876443140231/1393281277003567114/ScreenRecording_07-10-2025_7-30-00_p.m._1.mov?ex=68a0be4e&is=689f6cce&hm=3e9ccd180ee9732c03f87d5fcc3ccd11454f16f434863576de60780430b258ce&

[bronze moat]

Disagree

[ivory grail]

AAAHHHH POCKET SAND

Shit wrong pocket

[harsh vault]

MEAN

[quasi slate]

And im not exaggerating they need more than just a heli event to up the threat instead of you having to go somewhere

[bronze moat]

If I was playing, build 42, I could easily spend five or 600 hours just designing the perfect dairy farm

[quasi slate]

I want danger to come to me not the other way around

B42 is more fun than 41

[ivory grail]

How are you during this fine sleep deprived night

[bronze moat]

I have Base killer advance of over 20,000 zombies and come straight to your front door. It averages about every 90s game days before it hits

[harsh vault]

its my birthday!

[ivory grail]

Oh happy birthday

Decaying rapidly i see

Just like all of us

[chrome jetty]

Kapow

[ivory grail]

Kapchow chowing down your mo-

[chrome jetty]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1277595299824533565/1397408853464846456/796FC8B0-CA9E-46D3-BC6D-D098F3CAC4B7.gif

[ivory grail]

https://tenor.com/view/lightning-mcqueen-pull-off-your-skin-pull-off-ur-skin-funny-gif-1820923432304501617

[bronze moat]

I also use cry all winter, and if you turn hypothermic, your character falls over dead anywhere from 15 seconds to a minute and a half.

Attack helicopters will shoot you.

Roxy may be cute and all, but my server is legitimately very difficult to survive

[harsh vault]

nuh uh

[bronze moat]

But I’m also kind of a gaming masochist. I run around naked in dark souls.

[chrome jetty]

Kapow

[ivory grail]

Yuh uh :)))))

[harsh vault]

grrr

i dont want to be an adult

booo

[bronze moat]

Pee
W pew

[ivory grail]

Also why is like everyone birthday in August my pharmacy is already under staff but like half of them went of vacation for their birthday also I went to eat out for a friend birthday aswell

[bronze moat]

My 50th birthday is next month 🙂

[ivory grail]

L

[chrome jetty]

Give me that

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/im-in-my-prime-funny-ironic-age-old-gif-11480659

[harsh vault]

is that a well done tomahawk

[ivory grail]

It was 30 dollars pretty cheap for a 20oz ribeye

[chrome jetty]

BRO IS THAT DUCK DYNASTY

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/duck-waddle-gif-12573743802001671415

[ivory grail]

No it was just medium I should've gone with medium rare which I use go for but I was just curious

[harsh vault]

is it better than rare?

[ivory grail]

No

Clearly I like it still mooing

[ivory grail]

YOOOOOOO DUCK

[chrome jetty]

Medium is what I go for

Or wait which one is less cooked?

Medium or medium rare

I go for the one that’s cooked less

[ivory grail]

If I was laying with cash I would've looked into the eyes of the waiter and said burn it. I WANT IT TO BE CHARCOAL, UNEDIBLE.

I did give them a 35 dollar tip though because they traumatized the birthday girl I asked them to sing her happy birthday as long and as dramatic as possible.

[chrome jetty]

BROOO

GAHAHAHA

[ivory grail]

They walked away and got everyone they could've to and just started clapping as they roam the restaurant collecting other waiters

Oddly threatening and i was enjoying every bit of that

Then they sang happy birthday as loud as possible

We were already out of places as a couple of 20-22 years when everyone else are with family's. With the singing they got everyone attention even the iPad kid who were chewing on a tablet.

I would recommend Texas roadhouse :)

[onyx igloo]

i was playing this murder mystery game that gives hints
I got the same hint. Twice.

[chrome jetty]

I’ve never been lol

[bronze moat]

Hmmmm maybe you didn’t take the hint?

[chrome jetty]

Sounds great lol

[onyx igloo]

The hint went through one ear and out the other.
And the hint was a bullet

[bronze moat]

Best borger

[onyx igloo]

I'm gonna drink phosporic acid

[dawn jewel]

Chunky monke???

[chrome jetty]

@dawn jewel Thank you

[harsh vault]

man, being an adult sucks already

can i revert my age pls

[ivory grail]

I think it a Ohio/ Kentucky thing

[chrome jetty]

I’m in Canada Lul

[harsh vault]

this doesnt sound right

[twin bear]

Gurt is such a noob at terroria

[ivory grail]

Wait I don't think there no Texas roadhouse in texas

[bronze moat]

I bought a case of root beer from Crackle barrel

[harsh vault]

@twin bear are we frens now

do i get a dm

pls dm me twin

[ivory grail]

Gurt is just a noob

[bronze moat]

I’m about to post tonight’s root beer

[ivory grail]

Root beer yuxky

[rose kestrel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1389126305349374084/1402775467148185852/bleedIMGqxrmrnlVzKpr3.gif

[harsh vault]

scav i wanna hang

[onyx igloo]

Whoever designed that hint system.
You're getting shit smeared on your window.

[twin bear]

Was pain tryna get to the jungle for blade of grass

[karmic jetty]

new digital circus episode is pog

[chrome jetty]

Wild

[harsh vault]

whats that

[ivory grail]

What is the twin stuff

Where did this even started

[livid notch]

Random turtle being randomly airdropped on your head

[chrome jetty]

Brain rot stuff

[bronze moat]

Alien earth is actually really good

[ivory grail]

I'm 20 i shouldn't be losing grip to the rot

[twin bear]

I hate prehardmode jungle this is even worse

[chrome jetty]

It makes me unhappy lol

[twin bear]

Surprisingly

[lyric galleon]

you either twin or you oomf

[ivory grail]

Wtf is a oomf

[bronze moat]

You need to watch Romulus

[ivory grail]

Pookie bear now my op

[lyric galleon]

no clue bro

[onyx igloo]

I think I'm losing it

[bronze moat]

FROGS! Froggies are making froggy noise at my house!

[lyric galleon]

aye bruh i have no opps

[quasi slate]

I play with expanded helicopters that mod is a must have

[onyx igloo]

Is 17 too early to lose it?
Should I postpone?

[karmic jetty]

too soon bruh

[quasi slate]

Your life starts at 21

[karmic jetty]

save that for the 30s

[ivory grail]

https://tenor.com/view/froggy-vomiting-chaos-emerald-sonic-adventure-big-the-cat-gif-25462735

Froggie

[lyric galleon]

i lost my mind at 12

[karmic jetty]

is been awhile since ive been left completely alone like this chat

[harsh vault]

haha minor

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/i-have-no-enemy-gif-4793080692312158800

[lyric galleon]

straight up marbles

[karmic jetty]

imma draw so i dont go sicko mode

[onyx igloo]

But then, I have to pay taxes!

[livid notch]

Already lost it, I don't recommend it

[quasi slate]

What is frogski up to

[lyric galleon]

draw me a table

[harsh vault]

fever

[lyric galleon]

heyo

[chrome jetty]

Kapow

[harsh vault]

does this mean i dont yearn for the mines anymore

[quasi slate]

Dont stress over it

[onyx igloo]

My forehead can take a concerning amount of blunt trauma

[harsh vault]

did i win the mines

[quasi slate]

Just a background thing i learned to blur taxes out of my life entirely

[chrome jetty]

Let’s test it

[twin bear]

How much u drool getting clubbed all day

[onyx igloo]

Whatcha got today

[ivory grail]

Lose what exactly? Sanity if so I lost that when I was like 9.

[lyric galleon]

marbles

[onyx igloo]

Sanity?

[harsh vault]

is this caveman lingo

[chrome jetty]

Autism’

[onyx igloo]

What is sanity?

[bronze moat]

Tonights rootbeer: brownies caramel cream root beer. And costco pizza

[ivory grail]

Bro already lost it

[onyx igloo]

Pretty sure I've had that before

[harsh vault]

dave, you remind me of the guy on tiktok

[onyx igloo]

Feels familiar

[ivory grail]

Quickly check under the couch

[chrome jetty]

Lol

[ivory grail]

Are there rats

[livid notch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1229631053530927114.gif?size=128&quality=lossless

Sanity hardly know er

[onyx igloo]

Lost implies I had it

[ivory grail]

https://tenor.com/view/i-like-this-cat-gif-2619082139871462194

Are there rats or cats

[karmic jetty]

chat is bastardizing my bits...

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-ai-ai-cat-dancing-sassy-dance-tuxedo-cat-gif-12024810569899591128

[ivory grail]

Good cry

https://tenor.com/view/drinking-tears-coffee-touhou-drinking-gif-23102020

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/memes-funny-gif-14207815946285583526

[karmic jetty]

drawing u gregnant

[lyric galleon]

el gato

with the mitts on display

[ivory grail]

Draw me getting a job

[karmic jetty]

apply for one u lazy

[ivory grail]

I'm already employed but I want a better one

[karmic jetty]

no job is the better job

[ivory grail]

Draw me getting a better job in the medical field so it becomes reality

I don't want to give people there oxycodone anymore

[harsh vault]

job or die

[ivory grail]

I wanna have my hands in there organs

[tawdry salmon]

meow type shit

[ivory grail]

Or like stuffing there wounds

Counting pills are boring

[ivory grail]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-silly-bleb-gif-27448175

Meow

[tawdry salmon]

🗣️

[tawdry salmon]

this my cat

[ivory grail]

Kenshi profile

I can tell

I can smell that armor plating

[tawdry salmon]

flotsam ninjas on top fo’ real

[ivory grail]

And that dustwich

Yeah they are

They peel nicely

[tawdry salmon]

holy nation watching their top generals die to some hiver named 'beep'

[ivory grail]

Beep is a god

[bronze moat]

LUNA! She’s worth like $2 million I think?

[ivory grail]

I tear his weak flesh and replace them

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/side-eye-cat-gif-8216273864367202904

[ivory grail]

No no this luna is more costly

[ivory grail]

Look at this little girl she so cute

[bronze moat]

I have magical cat boop powers

[ivory grail]

Guess who probably gonna get called in tomorrow(technically today)

[tawdry salmon]

bru my cat rolls on the floor and wants me to slap her backside

[ivory grail]

She has smooth brain power

[tawdry salmon]

petting that spot above the tail gets both my cats going crazy

[bronze moat]

I hope you do then! You are obligated per article 7 of the cat constitution

[bronze moat]

Good doggo

[harsh vault]

HEY

im right here

[ivory grail]

Nah but your not like cute like my dog

[gritty void]

Deep sea creature...

[tawdry salmon]

I can’t send vids here you mind if I DM it

[torn canyon]

Im new to project zomboid. Wondering if anyone wants to help me out. I have made a post in the look_for_group if anyone is intrested.

[harsh vault]

im cute

[raw rock]

N stinky maybe

[ivory grail]

https://tenor.com/view/nuh-uh-beocord-no-lol-gif-24435520

[harsh vault]

problem?

[raw rock]

Yea, we got a problem.

[neat moat]

old man aura

[harsh vault]

i dont

ghoti! do i get a happy birthday.

[torn canyon]

Im new to project zomboid. Wondering if anyone wants to help me out. I have made a post in the look_for_group if anyone is intrested.

[onyx igloo]

I am getting donuts tomorrow

THE FOOD for any of you crazier people

[raw rock]

"Have a Birthday"

[onyx igloo]

And

Maple icing on donut

[weak escarp]

Does anyone have a burglar build for b42 idk what's the meta rn

[neat moat]

you had 3 birthdays floof

[tawdry salmon]

yeah the randomize and pray strat

[onyx igloo]

Has anyone else here had a maple donut

[bronze moat]

No real meta. Main power of a burglar is that you can hotwire cars on day 1.

So you can get cars fast.

Other than that, you have free reign for combat choices.

[harsh vault]

i did?

[chrome jetty]

Kapow

[bronze moat]

Pew pew

[bronze moat]

Yeee

[ivory grail]

Oh god it gurt

[neat moat]

it's not gurt

[ivory grail]

Also i think i'm getting way to sleep deprived this just a convo I just had

[twin bear]

Pink rodent

[neat moat]

its scav

[ivory grail]

You smell kinda fishy

[neat moat]

you smell like disappointment

[harsh vault]

that not bad thing

[thin wedge]

you smell like you farded

(farded)

[twin bear]

Fard hard

[ivory grail]

:( slowly reaches into left pocket

[neat moat]

told ya

[onyx igloo]

slowly reaches to concealed homemade firearm

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/poop-blast-poop-blast-incredibles-gif-27422322

[ivory grail]

Shitty screenshot I took by accident

Ruined the bit the bit is dead

[twin bear]

Fent is in the air

[ivory grail]

Kill me now

[onyx igloo]

Ok

[neat moat]

sleepy wining my argument fkr me

[onyx igloo]

what you

[ivory grail]

[ivory grail]

You may have win this argument but I will win the war