#general_chat
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re6
omlette du fromage
Yes thank you i wish u deep and undisturbed sleep, i was just cleaing my teeth but i have leg in plaster so everything takes much more time for me
Omelette sounds friggin good rn
damn, skill issue
Two coronas in
jk whatd you do to your leg man
Eggs looking like a snack
Im after operation to end 15 year pain i experience
backwards or forwards?
Oh damn
Wait how old are you? if you dont mind me asking?
How much are they and are they local or
Cuz the name sounds familiar
Uk its becomming more and more common
So good thing is i dont think it can be worse so it only can be better now
27🫣
In my.local sainsburys its £6 for 3
I heard they are pretty good
at my local bossmans its 3.69 each
Damm
Its really nice tho
SIGNALIS IS ON SALE
69 mentioned
yep, and strong too
Hell yeah
Yes sadly but just let be past be the past
It tastes nice, for a beer anyway
And its not weak either
Only issue is finding it
U can make slushies rly easily
asahi is top beer
Its bdcome more common lately, most pubs and clubss near me have it now
Do they sell 4 lokos there
No
asahi and tiger
Those things are nuts too
one orange juice please 🤓
We're all out of orange juice. We have water and dog piss though
I drink 1 and a half to be set
Fair enough, glad its over now
Sir shits a lot is something they should call me
Juice is great
My add stimulant meds certainly dont help
my average is 3 times a day
i loved buying random cheap bottles at corner stores when in the UK. 2 week long bender, best time of my life
mine is about twice
Fuck u too buddy
sometimes more
usually 2 but i have too many four-fivers so 3 average
you mean the one that taste like it came from a chemical spill?
bro is fluoride
Fuck you. You just wish you were as good as apple juice
I poo 2 times once in day and once at night
shit when you wake up, after lunch and at night before bed
apple juice is the juice you get if orange is unavailable!!!!
Oranges imo are just one of the fruits that nobody can get a half decent artificial flavour for
Not even pomegranate juice!?!?! Smoking crack twin
It always tastes bizarre
you taste bizarre
like chemical
aloe juice with the pulp
Agreed tho
i fuck with pulpy aloe juice
Thank you for the compliment Frog, I really needed it
yo you ate dairy?
no orange juice slander on my watch
They sell those are the grocery and they're yummers on a hot day
im lactose intolerant
like actually since im asian
no wonder mr shitsalot
Frog is abusing his power as moderator to ban all orange juice haters from the server
This is tyranny
Lmao
what
Assassin's creep
you're sir shitsalot, I meant mr shitsalot
damn
Why are u always eating a full ass meal
Bro eats good heck yuh
dont believe his lies, shitsalot was never knighted
You probably arent aware but tartan unironically suggested a bonus to sneak when you put your hood up one time
full meals are for rich people
dress for the job you want
the fucker even has an easter egg in game for it
this is a full, AMERICAN meal
im a man of nobility
so it contains no actual nutrition

sweet, lemme steal an airliner
A children's book and a comic book lmao
Not enough cholesterol
just make the worst take ever and the devs will laugh so much they add you to the game
would you rather have an easter egg or get paid to moderate
send this to any bartender friends you have
Easter egg
Wrong
I went to the best goon college in NJ
Ur just dumb omar
Yeah? And?

He's looking at me sidways
Trouble is that a lot of work goes into making communities decent, think about all the annoying shit mods gotta go through
Sounds lame
USEC is always hiring
true true
100% screw modding a server full of weirdos
The lake of wizzdom
both
You heard him folks, Omar says he'd love to become a mod for the discord
Full-time position too
A skibidi spiffo would be crazy
I got my name in the credits but that doesnt make me special enough
What a guy
Ew... Suddenly the chat got stinky...
give me a frog
I would immediately give everyone a 24 hour mute and then talk to myself in this channel for the full 24 hours
I gotta love stupid my Easter egg is, nobody will understand it unless they were on the discord during that or asked nasko about it
My Easter egg is the glasses item in the game
Lol
Isn't the letter O in-game a reference to you?
Every single one
True they added that for me too
epic blender donut fail
its actually impressive they gave you an item in game purely off how stupid your suggestion was
I suck at blender fr
That's how you know it's stupid when you think about the sheer amount of other dumb suggestions they get daily
Mine was special
I was confused about mine at first, too. You might have to hold down the button for it to blend
If that doesn't work maybe try plugging it in
Magical even
What is the item

Not the fried frobbino
i would have thought if any regular user got an easter egg item it would have been puppers
Wsg bbg u finna sleep or wut

besides sporfo whos had hers since b41
Wyd anyways still doing that thing u mentioned earlier
Who tf is sporfo
!sporfo
kapow
I be shiddin
is that clown aids
Oh wait fr
Lmao background checking the wrong dude
How does that even happeb
Im still there!!
Is that your alt?
What are the chances
@dawn jewel Thank you
Roblox
can you stop bothering users from years ago
I'm ass at chess
me 2
theyre all in on it
they share the same pfp cause theyre in the same cult
unsurprising

The Disco Cult
I dig it
Not as good as the free food farm cult the guy yesterday was talking about
Everyone thinks I'm dum dam
Yes
I can't help it sheesh
tehee
you dum dum give me gum gum
no
im just now getting more into b42
Lmao night of the living museum
peak movies tbh
It was a mistake this time I promise
Fr
Ben stiller can be funny
i like uh.
5 coronas in yay
when he gives the cave men fire and they are like all excited about it lmao
God how long ago did the first night in the museum release
They keep getting drank faster 
2006
it came out in 2006
crazy
Gah you beat me to it
2006
👴
2006
2006
I was 2
2006
2006
i was 2006
uh it was 2006 bro
2006
2006?
yeah 2006
2006
Do you feel 2006?
I think it was 2006
seriously 2006?
i feel older
you look older too
🫵 👦 old!
i was almost 20 bro calm down
Lol
🫵👦 old!
you're not old
I was a whole ass baby
fard hop on hs
Half slice
he was almost 20 5 times
damn b41 was IWBUMS like
i was a young man, entering the world just in time for the 2008 crash
Half smegma
when i joined this server
Horti(s)culture
b41 was litteraly in IWBUMS when i was stuck on b38 lmao
Im glad I was born after the massive tech boom
they only birthed half of me
After*
100 year old dude on pz discord
had to get the other half as dlc
Oh man havent seen that in a long time
Yeah I was about to say
b40 was wild
no, 20 5 times over. pay attention
Old zombie style jumpscare
Which half
i loved the 2d models of the zombies back then you could have way more on screen
the right
i try once in a while to go back to B38 and i just cant lmao
that is an L
b42 is too good
lengthways
Combat was alot harder/easier. I find its easier to gauge distance with 41 models. but in 40 multihit was everywhere
So you became more left-leaning with age? Hm, I've been told it's the opposite
Lord fartsquat
they cut me diagonally like a sandwich
i did notice they brought back the old zombie stumble animation when they fall down
in b42
wait wait wait. The politics?
What?
i dont cut sandwiches
No, you had a left side
They did?
Therefore you leaned more left
cause im not a baby
yes
POLITICS
Oh man i still remember the old death noises
its the same one
Rule 7 broken?
i do wish the zombies sounded a bit more scary tho
this simply wont do
badminton
I use zero percent of da brian
My keyboard was so convinced I wanted to say badminton
🥎 catch
uhh bro
Solaris detected
wait thats not how you play it
they do what with it
The rooster is in space
spwys fr
🏸 catch
imagine the nasty ass infection hes gonna get or something from that lol
Fr
bacterial meningitis
the white thing is a shuttlecock
Ouchies
DAVE!
this just in, man too old to get joke
I need pasta or imma die
GRASS!
More at 11
Zooms
i dont understand
i still miss Grass Wonder...
We need help to paint a giant spiffo on WPLACE we need more people because this is huge! U must have Blue marble to join us
Hey! I’m old, but I’m groovy and hip
🖐️😀
🫨
😵
😇
I hope you enjoyed this little story
its not 11 am yet
The cock, they shuttle it?
Wut is grass wonded abt
waaaaaaaah....
seems too much
Grass wonder is a japanese race horse that passed away last week
shuttle dis dick to your mouth
Oh dam
lmao gottem
Poor honse
🏸
so in honor i changed my pfp to grass wonder
We need help to paint a giant spiffo on WPLACE, we need more people because this is huge! U must have Blue marble to join us
Why do you express pity for the deceased? If anything, poor horse carer
i was gonna time you out but fartface being too old to get the joke distracted me
i did get the joke
when goldship dies im gonna like...be fucking destroyed
i wanted to bait you into a nutz joke
sure you did
Nuts r peak
i fuck with walnuts
Great snack
A man with shat pants typed these words
rheyre quite low actually
Do they wobble to and fro
@chrome jetty thank you
Could you tie them in a knot
i have to shit my pants otherwise its not as comfortable to sit on my gamer chair
i want horses in pz
oh to this yes
Could u tie them in a bow

this was a no
I was simply letting the masses know. You can continue to enjoy your chicken tenders
Sorry. I didn't mean to insult your culture. “tendies”
Do it now! Now!
Im not a dev or even indiestone

im a filthy little contractor
Skib the devs to make honse
😭
i would continue this bit i dont eat chicken or tenders and i dont want the audience to be misled
Someone's been a bad little contractor
i want them to add wolves that hunt the player for no reason other than its funny.
dont punish me please 🥺

This is fair
The filthy contractor needs to be punished
@dawn jewel Thank you
no erp in chat
Necrotic role play
Whenever erp is lowercase I read it as a word rather than an initialism
ERP!
https://youtu.be/dh7qN-ohHxc?si=VjZG2DX6IE64yP6b
The best soundtrack song change my mind
ERP is E R P, erp is erp
erp ☝️🤓
HELP IM BEING HUGGED
acgually
Anyway I don't fuck with real erp
Ackshually
You dont fuck at all
Only brief joke erp
What the
LOL
Erp silly to me
Frogski out here destroying people
Nvm not finishing that joke
ok i think imma log off
this was good
if a scam bot comes along
It stopped me in my tracks
DONT tag me
ok ill tag omar
Goodbye frogski jones I'm going to tag you when I see Mr beast
Why is the PZ official discord all catgirls

Im a frog
you're here
are you a catgirl bruv
Wait you distracted me fuck
By their own admission
I just woke up here.. in this house
its leons basement
I'm not a catgirl

im not a catgirl
i wish i was a cat girl
Omar is a catgirl
Some of us are one armed, one eyed, bunny strippers turned sherriff (ACTUAL LORE)
Be one on discord

thats a little risque
also
i love the wearable collars mod
Probably to wear collars
We need help to paint a giant spiffo on WPLACE we need more people because this is huge! U must have Blue marble to join us
I'm only wearing a collar is daddy wants me to
Bartox you'll probably have better luck with this in the PZ chats
I mean erm they're cringe

But just repeating it over and over isn't the move
10% bite armor on the neck. Very useful
just wear a neck guard
Thats wild
Cousin
That was a new dress a friend dropped off. Her combat armor is way different.
ack climbing makes my head spin
yeah i stole it
srry, where is that?
Roxy’s server relaunch soon!
Fashion, x6 pop with sprinters, cryo winter, and base killer swarms.
First 90 days are HELL
:(
Sounds like my pc won't run it lmao
i prefer my walking dead settings
I’ve optimized everything. There’s only three errors at game launch, and there are no errors after that. 4 GB RAM is needed. 8 is better
I like sprinters I jus don't like dying to one zed with a mission
Only 2%. That turns out to about one in every horde of 50. Sometimes RMG will make three of them pop up
But I also designed my server to reward players who spend the time to craft stuff so you can get 100% proof armor
i just rp you only turn when you die (hence i play infection off and everyone is infected on)
Same most of the time
I used to have playable zombies. That’s fun
Use id:customize if you're missing channels
I like playing as a person who is void of escape and says fuck it all
Burns down the mall in a Blazing death
The playable zombie mod, just acts funny sometimes and you can do things like drive a car as a zombie, as well as open windows and doors and loot
people used to get so angry that i play with infection off
Why would someone be mad at a sandbox option
If u said that in pz chat they would still lmao
Exactly lmao
LOL
I have a role-play event on my server where you can find a cure. But it’s limited use.
Pz chat is buncha nerds
mmhm
why do you think i vibe here
Fair lol
You can't play the game how you like
I enjoy the company frfr
You can only play it how I like
I just stay in general for the people too. I dont have any other servers i chat in lol
ok the fun pimps sit down
This is the only public one I'm active in
Hi omar! I had to delete your stash to save memory. Sorry
Same except a few servers for trapping
This was your stash all along
U won't catch me trappin in the open ong
You're a strange individual
I hate my feet
there are servers for trapping?
I asked Roxy a couple months ago if she was a trap. Was funny lol
Yep
i want to learn how to catch wild animals
Do u know how to set a snare?
yeah i do
Snapping necks is peak food gathering
i need more advanced techniques
Craziest traps ever lmao
Yeah but im banned from those places
nya
IRL? I can help. Is eagle scout
:)
What if they're people
uh sure
Gardevoir..
Digimon
I make frenz with wild naminals
The enemy party are all guys
😔
:D
Rucoons
3rd generation of spiffos
RANMAA
Yippee

I'll never get it
inside joke
Thank you🩷
SHAMPOOOO
Ur hearts are too low
Erm love is cringe...
Hate is meta
Express hatred and disdain
Hate has zero recoil
Those are alright too
Salutations
Manga was where i discovered it but yes
Soi Fon being in love with Yorouchi is a much more concrete theory in the manga
LOTS of waifu’s in Bleach
what anime is Shampoo from
Yeah fr
Ranma 1/2. I stream it in my discord if you ever wanna watch it.
Streamed Alien Earth last night for peeps who can’t watch it otherwise
I have access to the new Superman movie too. I get access 4-6 days after it hit theatres
Yeah I was surpised. Thought it would be lame
Same here
They are clearly focusing the main plot on the tech race for synthetic life / immortality which I groove with
anyone sprinters run? 👀
Yes
I'm melee only
Most sprinters run
Winona riders android in Aliens 4 had broken free during a synthetic life uprising in the alien universe time line.
The OG lore can get pretty deep cause hundreds and hundreds of years pass
I did a x16 pop, 5% sprinter run, PASCIFIST in lousiville.
Managed to get by with just around 300 kills in a year
Real
impressive
As in avoid killing zombies at all for any reason.
My 300 kills were by circumstance or impossible otherwise
At least for B41 I have perfected stealth and zombie horde managment. I can empty out cities for months if you give me a car and gas
yup
I like just making them walk into the woods
B42 is harder cause their AI has more random stuff. Harder to get 3,000 zeds to follow you for miles
Corn fields north of Rosewood is how Roxy does it. My first 9 month run I didn’t see more than a few zeds for 90+ days
But i also use EHE, so zombies come back quicker and in greater numbers
Lmao I accidently took a hike into zombie filled woods
Big mistake
Everyones prolly done it tho
my first ever game
I set off a house alarm
panicked, and sprinted away into the woods
not knowing anything about the game, or how to get a weapon
everyone has
there are those who have and the liars
most recent server im playing on, the zombies triggered 3 house alarms where we setup temp base camp
with increase pop size
I killed zombies for the last 6 in game days
to clear them all out
real
I always die because I get in a zombie smashing mood
start yelling and breaking glass lol
she was cutee
this quirk does not fit this person's lore lmao
I loved ranma, i never watched the adaption
Bleach the anime or blond lady?
Rukia from the anime
I also though creepy bro was a bad guy at first
😭
Sitting on a heated toilet seat is nice in theory, but when you're not expecting it it's an entirely different story
I’m related to Princess Diana! Kinda.
Her (great x9) grandmother Katherine who died in 1621 is my blood relative
Kapow
i feel like itd help shittin
Would make my poos even shorter
Idk maybe I just feel my booty butt cheeks getting uncomfortably hot already
😭
why does your ass heat up when you pop a hershey squirt
Someone didn't read the context ☝️🤓
i did
The toilet seat is heated
all im geting is your chocolate factory needs to be lubed up brother
🧐
It's not the interior of the cheeks getting hot
they warm up from the heated toilet seat?
I feel the refreshing breeze pass through every individual strand of hair
how long are you sitting on there
It's the parts in contact with the seat
This isn't a regular thing, I'm not on my usual toilet
whats happening
Fartass is trying to judge my hot ass
piss or shit chat 
🫃
no balls u wont
frogski cant handle these hot buns bro
Truly
wait wtf i just came in here
Disappointing... The lack of potential for seeing the beauty of the cheeks
i win
i do think ass is cinema
good bye
Now ill go to bed so ask leon to unmute you
back on topic, brother.
your butt gets uncomfortably hot?
Not gets
This isn't a regular occurrence, I was on a toilet that I don't typically use
MY. ASS. IS. HEAVY
was the toilet heated by another ass?
No, it was heated
or electric
Yeah electric, had a bidet too
i see
a throne fit for a king
I was only on it for like 6 or 7 minutes but it went from nice to uncomfortable in maybe 3 or 4
you didnt enjoy it?
67
EDGAR ALLEN POE IS MY DISTANT COUSIN!
how are your bowels, mate?
7 minutes is on the long end for a shit
When I first sat down: no, unexpected. Immediately afterwards: yes, felt okay. Minutes later: no, butt cheeks hot
I was on my phone doing business
my condolences
Hellen Keller is my 8th cousin 4 times removed. So no relation really, but still cool
would the hot seat warm the shit and soften it, making your ass very shitty
Just push it all out at once
Yeah going through my family tree. Lotta missing data from the 1300’s to 1800’s
business
You know, business. Degree
OHGGGG
Numbers, stocks, portfolios. You know

for you dads car dealership?
when did stock trade become a thing
Yes indeed
Absolutely. The name's Palmer
@plush cobalt frick you
Mods??
Mods!!!!
general_ass_cheeks
Whoa dude. We don't talk about ass cheeks here. Chill out.
What
Spread out troops
spread lol
Erm, mods??
Embed failure spotted. Prepare for ridicule.

Tf
What a filename too
i clicked it
Yoooooo, dude 🤝
. Palmer, you remember alpha beta gamma pi? hehehuhuhuh, yeah brah, its me, Todd.
She was creepees
i dont need it i dont need it i dont need it i dont need it i dont need it i dont need it i dont need it
ok buddy
What
Who the fuck
why
Sean it's time to give up
@plush cobalt I would like to apologize, I have made a severe lapse in my judgment and what I did was wrong. I'm extremely sorry for what I did ||frick you|| and I would NEVER do it again. God rest you
ok well it was gonna
oh ok
ok
lol
I don't think they're going to embed Sean
slow down slow down im copying
damn dudee
Was gonna tell him its a day mute and he kept going
lol
couldnt get a word in
He knows what he likes
Epic artstyle imo
now its a week
show us his ban appeal
cheese n snicklefritz

Sin implied uhohs
YIPPEEE
TWINNNNN
We were having a neutral conversation about ass and then a gooner got activated by the mere mention of it
Its totally not femboy dick gifs bro promise
tbh i could ban him
SeRiousGoonerScav moment??
but ill give him this chance
It was most likely porn
it isnt, its just some astolfo meme
Sean moment
none of it was explicit to that degree
Oh dam lmao
but definitely nsfw
One of them was just an actual ass in underwear lol, not like porn but not a meme
i checked firsthand
Goonermar (Goonermar) MOMENT???
Cold can between legs
i know what im talking about
I would never goon.
onlyzeds
Have yall ever considered being normal for a change.
wrong app
Ah that’s right.
checked onehanded

Okey my fren
singlehandedly
GoonerScav how do u feel
at this point ill never sleep

good lol
Hhahah, Palmer, remember that time at the frat? With Matt and Tyler? We were blackout but I totally remember, bro.
What you digging up
where are the american mods
Im not a gooner lmaoo
its their shift
I'm doing gud tho
Hbu
I’m sweating it’s fucking hot
I'm American and I can tell you they are late we every Americans has decided to be late to work
No
Cheeks???
i object
Fucking brain dead dog
YOU KNOW THE RULES
CHIP SHOP CHEWSDAY
binley mega chippy
Lol a joke i kid I kid
LMFAOOO

TOOF
reminds me of that eminem song
Is THIS what caused the 2011 Tōhoku earthquake??
REYT MATE YOU FOKIN KNEW ID ALREADY 'AVE ME USUAL
it was me i fell off my bed
it's the foreshocks
foreshocks
foretenight
Sciggity
i wish i could make a joke
think mark, think
17 38
giggty
well you cant
Off to work at the poop factory.
no more fun allowed
I think i am allowing too much fun in general
Get back to shidding ur on company hours
this used to be a meme free zone
you're going soft
This used to be a proper chat
Back in the day

I would suggest making it a rot free zone but that would imply banning half the members here.
haha
id have to ban myself
tea and biscuits chat? id like that
The rot is everywhere alrdy
i might just have an aneurism looking after you lot
become a martyr for the cause
pls sleep well tonight
the pz chats are so much more behaved
YEW LOT ARE THE MOST WORKSHY FOPS IVE EVER HAD THE MISFORTUNE OF MODERATING
what did i miss
liquidator selling hard
nothing
okay back to watching my horse girl anime

ß42 mp when
in 2089
Pz ios when
each time some one asks for B42 mp the release gets pushed back
Lol you believe in b42? its a hoax made up by big indie store
you absolute buffoon you just delayed

i clown i clown
what you calling me for
to delay it
Ling lang guliguli
cause of your action today
what are you a pokemon
lets do a b42 mp when released
I like how instead of just redoing the caption they inserted MP
bro thinks hes one of us
this reminds me of that one time we talked about waterboarding
his special move is a psychic type attack called "Mp when?"
aura farming on a plunger? waw
1d4 aoe damage
wtf is aura farming
Fent
The stank
do you need special googles
your age is showing grandma
i can probably list some psychic moves from pokemon
that explains NOTHING frogfart
Exactly ur age is getting there
another hand touches the beacon
oh shit 
void licks
the last guy lasted 3 hours
"They'll forever remember you as the guy who flooded the chat with slurs"
ive been here 3 days clown

I think back your day they used to say : "man that dude is groovy!"
aura farming essentially means trying to look cool
no thats gen x lol
Smh my head
i actually dont remember what we said
stay off the blinkers
what generation iphone are you poopers
is that a chocolate plonkie?
is that ok or
general sass
wow look who finally shows up
wym
i asked him to unmute me and he remutes me
frog needs his sleep



