general_chat

[subtle shoal]

i have not fully completed new vegas ever

nexus vevo or smth idk

[twin bear]

I beat fallout 2 without a guide

Balling

[subtle shoal]

thats something to brag about

[burnt kite]

I fucking HATE fallout, but I can't stop playing

[subtle shoal]

every modern fallout fan ever

[twin bear]

I can rizz the huzz with mt fallout 2 knowledge

[stone meadow]

i beat fallout 2 without a guide too

[subtle shoal]

especially 3 and 4

[twin bear]

It's not hard

The side quests are harder than the main story

Imo

[subtle shoal]

I have a lot of games which I started but not completed

Metro last light and exodus, cyberpunk, fallout NV, RoN, RDR2 (im working on that rn dont worry)

[twin bear]

Some games don't need to be completed to be enjoyed fully

[subtle shoal]

ace combat 7

[twin bear]

Ace combat is fun

Love the artstyle

[subtle shoal]

I prefer to complete games to have like a calmer mind

yea same

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/arsenal-bird-ace-combat-arsenal-bird-ace-combat-7-gif-12930343774048906569

[subtle shoal]

who knew F16 and SU-35 fighting on one side would be fun

[nimble hare]

meow

[twin bear]

Mreow

[nimble hare]

i want to play zomboid

[twin bear]

Me loco

[nimble hare]

loco

[twin bear]

Still having electric problems?

[nimble hare]

yeah

[twin bear]

Dam that sucks man 😔

[nimble hare]

what are some cool mods

all the mods I find are like

[subtle shoal]

also yall seen indonesia's air force?

[twin bear]

Gore mods

[nimble hare]

very intricate

[subtle shoal]

shit is wild

[nimble hare]

like that mod that makes accessing car radio easier

[young kelp]

I heard of a rather cool mod

[subtle shoal]

like look at this

[nimble hare]

i don't mind pressing v

[subtle shoal]

bro's playing all sides

[nimble hare]

what's it about

[young kelp]

Cryogenic winter, pretty cool ngl

[nimble hare]

i haven't even experienced normal winter yet

[young kelp]

this one doesn't need you to wait!

[nimble hare]

true

[young kelp]

it starts immediately

[twin bear]

Lotta peak on this screen

[young kelp]

winter season gets as cold as -150c

[burnt kite]

Miiau

[young kelp]

summer goes down to like -20c

[subtle shoal]

meau

[subtle shoal]

that sounds more pain than fun

also in all my time playing B42 i have not found a single sledgehammer, lol!

[burnt kite]

What in the frostpunk

[young kelp]

whats fun about not being in pain

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/miku-hatsune-miku-anime-dance-silly-gif-7439677361449276795

[subtle shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/uni-handshake-maxwell-cat-kitty-gif-522509285255605907

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/griddy-miku-hatsune-miku-vocaloid-gif-5951458306926896882

[young kelp]

My bad, I took them all

[twin bear]

Miku is begining to become funny to me

I'm infected

[subtle shoal]

Dude. What the Fuck.

[twin bear]

Tagilla headed ass

[young kelp]

The leek got to you

[subtle shoal]

bro time traveled into the future to grab all of the sledgehammer files from my B42 zomboid instance

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/eft-escape-from-tarkov-tagilla-tarkov-gif-26585036

[subtle shoal]

every copy of zomboid is personalized

[twin bear]

Skibby rizzle mctwizzle

Bing bong

[jagged kiln]

Does anyone here know how the only cure mod works? I am playing with a friend and he got bit on the shoulder. He installed the mod and he doesn't seem to be able to cut his arm off, it's been a day and I fear it might be too late.

[twin bear]

Shoulder? Cooked

[nimble hare]

why does zomboid randomly crash

[jagged kiln]

So it's over right?

[nimble hare]

i was looking all over my house for where I put my maps and they were in my fanny pack

[subtle shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-meme-gif-549301440228520168

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/tien-cut-off-gif-23220223

[sleek musk]

it gets everyone

[subtle shoal]

i will forever be by Uni's side

i love uni

[young kelp]

how many mods you got

[twin bear]

Its jover yeah

[nimble hare]

zero

[twin bear]

Not many 500 mods

[nimble hare]

i haven't found any mods i like

[young kelp]

42 or 41

[nimble hare]

41

[young kelp]

hmm

weird

[nimble hare]

and before you say PC sucks I can run cyberpunk on 100 fps

[young kelp]

the game doesn't normally crash on vanilla

[nimble hare]

w max settings

[sleek musk]

i don't understand how someone enjoys so many mods

[subtle shoal]

its a preferance thing

[twin bear]

Lower light updating and puddles

[burnt kite]

Щас тебе голова, глаза будет

[young kelp]

its about the quality of life they give!

[subtle shoal]

same with how I enjoy rimworld with 470 mods

[young kelp]

I don't mod my rimworld too heavily

[sleek musk]

[young kelp]

my potato can barely run late game

[nimble hare]

quality of life mods be like
now you can use the radio in 0.2 seconds instead of 0.3 seconds

[young kelp]

nah

QoL is like

[sinful lily]

im unmuted

loll

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/ben-shapiro-fact-check-true-gif-20427172

[young kelp]

Vinegar being a limited resource? No problem here's a 100 step process on how to make your own vinegar

[sinful lily]

is project zomboid actually fun

[subtle shoal]

fact check: i can read russian but dont understand

[subtle shoal]

yes

[young kelp]

and then proceed to get the mod and not use it at all

[sinful lily]

dang

[young kelp]

never heard of it

[sinful lily]

i would get it but my cards frauded

[twin bear]

Me with meth mod

[young kelp]

I heard its a pretty neat game for a zombie game

[nimble hare]

ok those ones are nice

[sinful lily]

and im overseas so i cant get a new one

[nimble hare]

and like plumbing

[marsh hawk]

do i need a level of carpentery to baricade a window?

[burnt kite]

Don't you think the opinion of a Project Zomboid official server will be biased?

Find out for yourself

[sinful lily]

gotta wait a month

[subtle shoal]

no

[twin bear]

Who the fuck plays pz

[nimble hare]

people who like men

[young kelp]

hammer + nails + board

[sinful lily]

cant my cards frauded

[marsh hawk]

and then just right click on a window?

[sinful lily]

i need it gifted

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/sot-sea-of-thieves-gif-22071263

[subtle shoal]

but for metal barricades you need welding 3

[sinful lily]

L

[marsh hawk]

cuz it aint rly working for me

[burnt kite]

Try it out and see if you like it

[sinful lily]

man im not pirating

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/fnaf-fnaf-memes-freddy-fazbear-freddy-freaky-gif-12693495263874297725

[sinful lily]

idk how and im not trying to like get arrested

[subtle shoal]

are you on B41 OR 42

[marsh hawk]

41

[sleek musk]

you can now make Fuel from corpses mod

[burnt kite]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/986948930740813864/1401880734615998545/downloadfile.gif

It's up to you

[sinful lily]

i played pz once at my cousins house and like died to a singular zombie

[twin bear]

I got the lorax that's 25mb

[subtle shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/kendrick-kendrick-lamar-mustard-mango-tuff-gif-8666831347696479024

[sinful lily]

i kinda suck but its chill

[twin bear]

Police aint finna catch me!

[subtle shoal]

Mango Mango Mango

this chat needs some brainrot

[burnt kite]

Ask him to family share, idk what else to say

[sinful lily]

no

[young kelp]

This chat is brainrot

[sinful lily]

whats that

?

[twin bear]

Nooo

[young kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/cyn-murder-drones-gif-16495086035432571503

[subtle shoal]

you can share games on steam without needing to buy them

[burnt kite]

Steam feature, it lets you share games with people

[subtle shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/home-alone-kevin-ts-ts-pmo-juggtok-gif-90223375947349643

[sinful lily]

wait do u needa be friends to do that

with them

[subtle shoal]

yes

[sinful lily]

oh

[twin bear]

:3

[sinful lily]

i cant than

because my account needs a 5 dollar balance to add friends

[subtle shoal]

live prigozhin footage

[burnt kite]

Unaccidental helicopter accident

[sleek musk]

is it racist to sing a song with the word in it?

[sinful lily]

it depends

[twin bear]

The helicopter didn't crash the ground just came up to me

[twin bear]

Don't

[subtle shoal]

I didn't slam into a tree while driving my car, the tree did

[sinful lily]

some guy said he will gift me pz on steam on sunday when he gets his paycheck

[twin bear]

No u can't sing juicy J

[sinful lily]

literally a heavens decendant

[young kelp]

I got the expanded heli event mod

one time

I swear

2 helis collided and crashed

1 landed near the park

[twin bear]

Dumb ass helicopters

[young kelp]

the other landed in the river

[burnt kite]

Depends on what kind of song, and it will still probably be frowned upon in public

[twin bear]

Two helicopters collided irl while recording chase footage

[nimble hare]

i wanna play zomboid mp

[placid cobalt]

yeah dont sing that word

[twin bear]

Agreed

[placid cobalt]

i want build 42 mp

[twin bear]

I wanna find a server i can play on that isn't 1984

[burnt kite]

It's delayed by a month whenever someone says that

[placid cobalt]

good

[nimble hare]

i can't play on servers cause my minimum ping is 300

[young kelp]

Imma start taking bets

[placid cobalt]

then it'll be better

[young kelp]

when will people start asking

when B43 is

when B42 MP comes out

even tho 42 is still in beta

[twin bear]

Real

Or when pz ios

[young kelp]

mobile PZ

[placid cobalt]

MOBILE PZ WOULD DIE

lmfao

[sinful lily]

lol

console would work

i feel like

[twin bear]

When ios brings back memories when i played AB

[placid cobalt]

so many lists to scroll thru

[nimble hare]

we got GTA 6 before B43 😭😭😭💔

[placid cobalt]

im so glad i dont care for that series

[sinful lily]

pz been out for like more than 10 yrs how is it still in beta

[twin bear]

I'm somewhat glad ion have the money to buy new games

[placid cobalt]

lmao 7 days to die is the same

[nimble hare]

7 projects to zombojd

[twin bear]

At least pz stayed true

[placid cobalt]

the 28 years later series has potential to be turned into a survival horror

[twin bear]

Hell even look st this server compared to other "good" communities

[placid cobalt]

imagine a uk the last of us with rage virus

[twin bear]

Official servers on most games are trash

[sinful lily]

when is project zomboid coming to the iphone 6

[young kelp]

its already out

[sinful lily]

it could work

[nimble hare]

wags tail

[young kelp]

Hoyo servers in a nutshell lmao

say something controversial and you could either get muted or banned

[sleek musk]

chief keef songs

[placid cobalt]

i was told on the 7 days to die discord that the reason zombies were clipping half in the floor was because my pc was "mid at best"

[twin bear]

I literally said horse pp and the mods let me just not say it again instead of bein banned

[modest lynx]

meow

[placid cobalt]

so peeps, whats the next labubu, lets get in before anyone else

[sleek musk]

i thought it was roblox flash bruh

[burnt kite]

I would personally not care, just don't do it in public to he certain

[placid cobalt]

and make boucou bucks?

[twin bear]

One of my favorite games official discord is cooked

Terraria is 99% lil kids

[burnt kite]

Actually?

[twin bear]

Read the general chats

[quasi slate]

PLAYING ARPG MOD

[placid cobalt]

kids shouldnt be in discord

[quasi slate]

2 accessory slots is crazy

[sleek musk]

kids shouldn't be at all

[twin bear]

I luv terroria

[placid cobalt]

the reason most ppl hate kids is because nobody parents them

[young kelp]

thats gen chat

[young kelp]

that place's gen chat is weird

[burnt kite]

Goonnette

[twin bear]

Yeah

[sleek musk]

the fuck?

[young kelp]

a lot of official servers gen chat is weird

[twin bear]

I just wanna shitpost and listen to ppl yap

[sleek musk]

lot of femboy servers are for femboys only...

[twin bear]

Get drunk and say weird things

[placid cobalt]

my partner refuses to play multiplayer games because ppl are toxic af

[twin bear]

They're trash

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/jeonqmi-monkey-escape-gif-21816255

[sleek musk]

that's lit the most fire thing to do like ever

[sleek musk]

exacly

[placid cobalt]

take acid and talk weird

[twin bear]

I hate my kind

[twin bear]

Honestly

[placid cobalt]

alcohol is the worst drug lmao

[sleek musk]

WHAT

[sleek musk]

it id tbh. weed is healthier

[twin bear]

I like femboys but not the communities

[burnt kite]

Absolutely no benefit

[placid cobalt]

weed just makes everything tolerable..

[twin bear]

They're cringe to me

[burnt kite]

No satisfaction, no vivid imagery

[placid cobalt]

i started smokin weed when i was 12/13

[sleek musk]

i did kratom back in the day, which is little bit of both, but meh. it's basicly chill tea

[twin bear]

I need my alcohol ok

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/brain-damage-cat-hammer-bonk-kitten-gif-17025947340241767034

[twin bear]

I'm drinking corona rn

Piss water gaming

[sleek musk]

i started kratom and snus at 16 and stopped at 17

[young kelp]

R. P. G!

[placid cobalt]

oh bro thats the least of my worries

[quasi slate]

quests

[placid cobalt]

i was addicted to spice for 2 years

lmao

[sleek musk]

spice?

ice spice?

[burnt kite]

Dune reference

[twin bear]

Have u tried rpg in mc

[young kelp]

the spice must flow

[burnt kite]

My uncle did spice

[twin bear]

I liked coke a bit

[placid cobalt]

spice - the fake weed

[twin bear]

Chat killed

[burnt kite]

Didnt you get rid of the hard stuff recently

[twin bear]

Yeah

[placid cobalt]

cokes how i met my partner

lmao

[burnt kite]

Great

[nimble hare]

meow

[placid cobalt]

thankfully i only smoke weed now, ive quit everything else

[sleek musk]

smoking cinnamon rolls is the shit

[sleek musk]

woof

[placid cobalt]

i mean i was longtime painkiller addict too

[twin bear]

I just smoke pot and drink now

Mostly drinking

[nimble hare]

shouldn't zomboids rot away and die over time

[sleek musk]

i'm clean now

[nimble hare]

or get weaker

[placid cobalt]

quit the drink its doing nothing for you

[burnt kite]

Smoking moutain dew and cilantro in a hookah

[twin bear]

Lmao

[nimble hare]

guy who wants to steal your liquor ^

[placid cobalt]

nah ive done my time as an alcoholic

[twin bear]

Modern warfare breakfast

[sleek musk]

mountain dew bong

[quasi slate]

bro went to the supermarket while im building

[stone meadow]

you can rake my beer from my cold dead hands

[twin bear]

I made alot of bongs out of bottkes

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/rekt-gif-25016725

[nimble hare]

jarvis increase my blood alcohol content by 1400% and locate project zomboid

[placid cobalt]

cant beat a good bit of glass tho

[twin bear]

MLG approved

[placid cobalt]

i dont rate bongs that much but the occasion strikes

they were a very much "macho man" thing when i was a teenager

[twin bear]

I like the penjamin

[young kelp]

do you know the smallest how you can make in terraria

[sleek musk]

i had lots of mixing bottles. shit did NOT look healthy

[burnt kite]

Microplastic kush

[placid cobalt]

we're riddled with it man

[twin bear]

I'm dying of smth else before the plastics tbf

Most are

[placid cobalt]

we're gonna be feeling the effects of microplastics for a long time

[placid cobalt]

as a species i mean

[young kelp]

a house

[twin bear]

Bros done more dmg to his body than the plastic he's consumed over 45 years

[burnt kite]

Didnt every single man in a testing group have microplastics in their balls

[twin bear]

Still looks good for a housing unit

[placid cobalt]

yup

[twin bear]

Plastic balls

[placid cobalt]

i think its why we've seen a rise in people with body dysmorphia etc

or partly why

[young kelp]

There's also a taller alternative

[young kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/cyn-murder-drones-meme-gif-3503328368021696082

[burnt kite]

I see 3 microflats in there

[twin bear]

Thank god i can't have babies cuz ion wanna have little clankers

Half plastic half man

[sleek musk]

huh

[placid cobalt]

what youre not aware of is..theyve found a superbug in hospitals that is using microplastics as a "shield"

[icy vigil]

[twin bear]

U got bugs on yo face rn

In ur eyebrows

On yo lip

[sleek musk]

in yo bum

[twin bear]

U do

[placid cobalt]

everyone and their mums has facebugs round ere

[twin bear]

Not even joking lmao

[sleek musk]

yh

[burnt kite]

We can probably solve the superbug issue by researching bacteriophage treatment, but that costs money apparently

[placid cobalt]

people agree medical care should be free at the point of service yet lose their minds at me saying food should be free lol

theyre the same thing REEEE

[twin bear]

Most sane disturbed song rn

[burnt kite]

Why would they lose their minds over free food for all??

[modest lynx]

why mouse is called mice for computer 😭

[placid cobalt]

because capitalism brainrot

[twin bear]

Mice of men

[modest lynx]

mice of another problem

[placid cobalt]

cause they looked like mice?

human interface device doesnt sound as catchy

[young kelp]

handy device

[modest lynx]

wait i see that mouse is 1 mouse and mice are two or more mouses

or chatgpt trolled me again 🤨

[twin bear]

Fuck gpt

[modest lynx]

fuck the millenium

oh wait

it was 25 years ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neqFpWDQ61w

[placid cobalt]

everyone shat their pantaloons in 2000 thinking all the machines would die lol

[modest lynx]

planes were predicted to fall of from sky

[young kelp]

[modest lynx]

🐈

[twin bear]

Y2k my ass

Caveman mfers

[modest lynx]

how i can be caveman if i use gpt/

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/toaster-boo-futurama-gif-7332108

Mfers thought machines would just give up

[modest lynx]

give up? just catch another error like machines like do

[toxic hawk]

thanks i made them myself

[twin bear]

Ur balls are made in China

[nimble hare]

meow

[modest lynx]

🐈‍⬛

[nimble hare]

will build 50 be the final version of the game

[surreal mirage]

b50 when

[twin bear]

Pen as a weapon when

[surreal mirage]

Penas

[burnt kite]

Build 69

[surreal mirage]

John wick

[modest lynx]

anyway i just bought mouse under 50$ with newest optical sensor 3950 and 100m click vitalibity

[placid cobalt]

itll work the same as one that costs 6 bucks

ive found cheaper mice last longer

[modest lynx]

surely thats needed to play zombo or war thunder with comfort

[twin bear]

Hop on halo

[nimble hare]

question

will a gas station have gas cans

[placid cobalt]

makes zero difference

[nimble hare]

because all mine are full

[modest lynx]

well mouse like this costs 100$ dollars so its already cheap

[placid cobalt]

mice are tools

honestly ive had mice from cheap to upwards of 150 quid, theyre all the same and clank out fast

[modest lynx]

it depends what settings set in sandbox mostly

[placid cobalt]

best mouse i ever had was a pink usb mini mouse for like £5

[twin bear]

Unironically snuggling a homie

[placid cobalt]

it lasted about 8 years lmao

[nimble hare]

survivor mode?

[placid cobalt]

ive had better luck finding cans in car boots than gas stations

[twin bear]

I always find empty cans

[nimble hare]

i mean i want empty ones

[twin bear]

Me not finding any edible food at any stores

[placid cobalt]

are any of you into prepping?

[twin bear]

I believe in owning a gun and having access to it in case of emergencies but not rly

[nimble hare]

wdym prepping

can batman defeat Knox infection (with prep time)

[modest lynx]

preppers

[twin bear]

Sad but true a gun can solve alotta problems if the shit hits the fan

[modest lynx]

are prepping for apocalpyse right now in our world even if we dont have any currently

[placid cobalt]

partly why i wanna move to america

uk doesnt have much rights for self defence

[nimble hare]

oh irl

im in iran

[twin bear]

Other countries have gun carry laws

[modest lynx]

yes preppers mostly stink

from what i noticed

[twin bear]

US is just very lax

[placid cobalt]

what?

[nimble hare]

everyone hoards stuff

[surreal mirage]

Bro wants to move to America

[nimble hare]

everyone's a pepper

prepper

[twin bear]

He's cooked

[modest lynx]

not in way preppers hoard

they will have food for months

[placid cobalt]

imagine thinking whats happening right now in america is gonna happen forever

[modest lynx]

or even years

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/usa-the-united-states-gif-9759838253641064945

Don't move here

[placid cobalt]

if you live in the middle of nowhere, it doesnt matter what country youre in lmao

[modest lynx]

well u now europe has better care for civilians than usa?

[placid cobalt]

lmao

i mean no it doesnt

[modest lynx]

yes it does

[placid cobalt]

youre not paying attention then

[twin bear]

It just costs money first

[surreal mirage]

Yet you don't know how long it will go on for

[modest lynx]

in the US you will have trouble taking time off work

[placid cobalt]

i dont want to get a traditional job

[twin bear]

I'm in for a new order

[placid cobalt]

i want land so i can farm and be self sufficient

[twin bear]

Dystopian or not

[modest lynx]

woah

[surreal mirage]

Bro wants to move to the most capitalist country and become a farmer making free food

[twin bear]

Listening to tool while talking abt US hits hard

[modest lynx]

but in europe we have healthier food usa doesnt control it too much

[twin bear]

Country is an experiment

[young kelp]

is it illegal to collect rainwater

if not

how much does it take

for it to become illegal

[placid cobalt]

i dont care? ill be growing my own?

[twin bear]

Just because u have access to it doesn't make it ok

[surreal mirage]

Where will you get money to buy a farm

[modest lynx]

with a lot of dangeours pesticides? and what u plan? eat potatos whole year?

[young kelp]

its a similar question to how much free straws/tissues can you take

before they stop being free

[twin bear]

U can't even donate here without spending money half the time

[placid cobalt]

ideally youre soaking that water into the land with swales etc

[twin bear]

Charity is mostly a scam here anyway

[surreal mirage]

@placid cobalt what's your self sufficiency plan

[modest lynx]

charity is scam everywhere

but not every charity is scam of course

[young kelp]

charity shmarity, if you really care, do an action instead of money

[placid cobalt]

think of it like this, most people, a couple, get a mortgage on ahouse, i can do that too just with a different kind of house, that has land 🙂

[young kelp]

money ain't enough of an action cause people can steal that and you wouldn't know about it

[twin bear]

I wanna own nothing and die with nothing cuz it's chill

[surreal mirage]

But earlier you were talking about toiling on a farm for free?

[modest lynx]

an action which gonna put u in jail u mean ?

[young kelp]

thats step 5

don't jump steps

[placid cobalt]

well yes whos gonna pay me to grow my own food?

[twin bear]

Intentions are good but the companies be using the funds for other shit

[placid cobalt]

glossy ad campaigns

[surreal mirage]

Right so how are you going to pay your mortgage

[placid cobalt]

80% to staff and company 20% to the homeless and hungry

[twin bear]

Jones hospital scam goes hard

Not that big but it was mt hospital lmaoo

[placid cobalt]

ill just wave my dick about and money will magically fall from the sky

its amazing how far fetched people think self sufficiency is lmao

[twin bear]

Since I'm alrdy in america I could just run a mfers pockets

[surreal mirage]

Bruv I'm just trying to understand how this self sufficiency thing will work

[placid cobalt]

so ideally you work a lameass job and save for land. if not you can mortgage it

[toxic hawk]

you are the second person from iran i know here

[placid cobalt]

then you build up your solar, wind, hydro power so you're off grid for that

[surreal mirage]

You wont have time to tend to a farm if you have a job tho

[twin bear]

I'll never own a house lmao

[surreal mirage]

Farming is already a full time job

[placid cobalt]

youre not reading

farming is as much or as little as you want it to be

it scales

[twin bear]

Having ur own garden and a backup generator with some other emergency tools are self sufficient enuff for me

[placid cobalt]

theres a guy running 1 acre of market garden workin 35 hours a week on the land

[surreal mirage]

Yet self sufficiency is a lot of work

[toxic hawk]

my parents work and found time to tend to our land, they harvested enough potatos for 6 months

[placid cobalt]

compared to what tho man?

[toxic hawk]

they are the epitome of what i aspire to be

[placid cobalt]

thats my point

[twin bear]

Is this Europe

[toxic hawk]

ye

[placid cobalt]

eventually ill set up enough stuff so i can earn a scratch off the land

[twin bear]

Figured I mostly meet Europeans here

[burnt kite]

Poopoo

[twin bear]

Shidded

[surreal mirage]

Owning a farm is all cool and stuff don't get me wrong but I'm tryna figure out how it all works financially if you're planning on being self sufficient

[twin bear]

Smug ass pfp saying that

[placid cobalt]

well like i said

[surreal mirage]

More curiosity not judgmental

[placid cobalt]

most people spend what on a house?

like 200k?

250k?

[surreal mirage]

Huh

Not a farm

[placid cobalt]

the average cost of a house

[twin bear]

It's like half a mil here for a decent house

[burnt kite]

About 6-7k

[twin bear]

Nobody is willing to sell their old ass houses

[surreal mirage]

Average cost of a house in the uk isn't even that

[modest lynx]

potatoes has nearly every vitamine and mineral u need to live except b12 which threatens with mental stability decreasing over time

[placid cobalt]

lets ballpark what is a general cost of a house

250k?

[twin bear]

460k

[surreal mirage]

Yes but you want a farm with land

[twin bear]

Easy

[placid cobalt]

then you think how much do people put into that house over their lifetime, repainting, new windows etc

[twin bear]

U wanna buy mineral rights too

[surreal mirage]

Land is expensive in the US

[twin bear]

It's literally a commodity

Fr

[placid cobalt]

the reason im saying about the house is ebcause you can do that, with land..

[surreal mirage]

If i could get a nice farm for $250k then I'd also move to murica

[twin bear]

"Oh did I mention I own 3 acres and a 3 million dollar house in the US"

[placid cobalt]

theres tons of old farms in america

[twin bear]

Good luck getting someone to sell u more than 30 acres

[toxic hawk]

are you sure

[surreal mirage]

No lmao, my point is you aren't getting a farm for 250k

[twin bear]

America is the culture shock of all time

[placid cobalt]

thats plenty

[toxic hawk]

well duh, thats not even enough for an apartement is it

[surreal mirage]

Real

[placid cobalt]

you can produce about 80% of your food from 1/10th of an acre

[twin bear]

30 acres isn't alot

[placid cobalt]

it really is

for a small family? its perfect

[twin bear]

Most american farms need to be massive to not die off

[placid cobalt]

thats because most farmers monocrop

[twin bear]

U'll spend more money maintaining it

[placid cobalt]

people make 100k off of 1/10th of an acre lol

[surreal mirage]

Based on what

[placid cobalt]

lots of farmers are doing it wrong

[twin bear]

Most can't afford their land without a quarter of a mil

That's after alrdy buying it

[placid cobalt]

sadly theyre stuck in the past with it

[surreal mirage]

Ah yes farming is so easy why doesn't everyone do it duh

[placid cobalt]

most farms monocrop

[twin bear]

Take it from someone who worked with Amish and everything

They're as small as u can get

[placid cobalt]

anywho doesnt matter if the goal is self sufficiency

[twin bear]

My old boss spent a million fucking dollars on a warehouse

[placid cobalt]

that sounds silly

[surreal mirage]

Is acres living in 1960 or something

[twin bear]

It was to store hundreds of chickens

[fair yacht]

[placid cobalt]

how?

[twin bear]

I miss being the judge of those dam birds

[placid cobalt]

land is as cheap or expensive as you make it, same with housing, water isnt hard to sort out, solar is piss easy

[twin bear]

Childhood show mentioned

[surreal mirage]

You assume everything is cheap, even for self sufficiency

[placid cobalt]

plants grow

[surreal mirage]

This is rage bait

[placid cobalt]

want fruit trees? go find some in the wild

nah man im serious

[surreal mirage]

[placid cobalt]

self sufficiency is as expensive or as cheap as you wanna make it

[fair yacht]

whats the current topic my general chat friends

[twin bear]

The US has like zero foraging as of now

[placid cobalt]

our ancestors did it, we've got more tech, tools and time

[subtle shoal]

he

llo

[twin bear]

Self sufficiency

[placid cobalt]

one moment ima make a coffee

[fair yacht]

ah

well

good luck with that

[burnt kite]

Poo

[placid cobalt]

i love how people think its some mythical thing

[twin bear]

Me over here drinking a beer and eating a twinkie

[placid cobalt]

literally 200 years ago everyone was self sufficient

[surreal mirage]

Bruv also forgets our hunter gatherer ancestors also didn't have farms

They moved around constantly

[placid cobalt]

whats that got to do with modern farming?

[twin bear]

They also got clubbed an awful lot

[placid cobalt]

its really not that difficult

[surreal mirage]

You were just comparing farming to how our ancestors did it?

[placid cobalt]

200 years ago people were not hunter gatheres ya dingus

lmfao

[surreal mirage]

200 years ago people weren't self sufficient

They still had to sell crops to pay for other stuff

[twin bear]

It was survival

[surreal mirage]

Mate is glorifying bare minimum survival

[nimble hare]

guys update

[surreal mirage]

People suffered 200 years ago

[twin bear]

Ain't we still surviving just on ez mode

[nimble hare]

i just cleared out my first real horde

i went to the gas station for duel

fuel

i didn't anticipate there would be huge amounts of zomboid people

i killed a bunch with my crowbar

[twin bear]

Classic blunder

[nimble hare]

it's almost broken

[twin bear]

Holy shid

[nimble hare]

that's what I like about zombies tbh

[placid cobalt]

im not glorifying anything, you seem personally offended by the idea of someone being self sufficient

[nimble hare]

you can't plan for things going wrong

[placid cobalt]

do you not understand the meaning of the words?

it doesnt mean cave man in the woods

[surreal mirage]

I'm not offended, you just aren't answering my question as to how you'll be self sufficient

[placid cobalt]

it means establishing a farm, a homestead, having your own water, your own animals

[nimble hare]

i heard crowbars have virtually unlimited maintenance

[placid cobalt]

its not difficult

[fossil pumice]

i have 2 copies of game to give (only in india region) contact me if you want

[twin bear]

Yeah u fucked that crowbar up my guy

[surreal mirage]

I'm asking how will you get there

[placid cobalt]

we've been conned into thinking its this big hard thing to do

look

[nimble hare]

i have 5 more at home

[twin bear]

I love the crowbar

[nimble hare]

me too

and spikes bat

spiked

[placid cobalt]

the truth is i would rather spend the next 40 years building something than 40 years in an office

[surreal mirage]

Share your knowledge on how to be self sufficient if it's better than how we're currently living

[twin bear]

This topic is boring

[placid cobalt]

you think how we're currently living is ok?

[twin bear]

😭 someone had to say it

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/half-life-crowbar-bash-bashing-gif-24267947

[twin bear]

Have u ever played half life alyx

[nimble hare]

omg I played half life 1 quite recently

[placid cobalt]

couped up in concrete houses sucking the life out of the countrysides yumyum

[livid notch]

I don't have a VR so no

[spare bolt]

Whos we

[nimble hare]

it was really good but I couldn't play the dlcs

[surreal mirage]

Just tell us how to be self sufficient man

[twin bear]

Hope u can eventually try it, is PEAK vr

Peak vr would go hard ngl

[surreal mirage]

Peak vr would make me fall over

[twin bear]

Same

[surreal mirage]

Sick idea tho

[twin bear]

I'm so tall I smack my fuckinf head when i jump

[surreal mirage]

[spare bolt]

They were gonna make a vr portal game at one point

[twin bear]

I hate corded headsets

Don't mention that missed opportunity

[placid cobalt]

its not that difficult? ive explained it already, land, house, solar/wind/hydro, crops, beehives, dig your own well or in an ideal world you would have land with a spring or river on some of it

[spare bolt]

It would be cool but severely sickening

[placid cobalt]

its not difficult to grow food man

[surreal mirage]

How will you pay for it

[twin bear]

Infinity loop moment

[frosty tulip]

the bank will loan me the clams

[twin bear]

The clams

[surreal mirage]

Free clams

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/quagmire-toilet-glenn-quagmire-gif-15511282

[placid cobalt]

banks give loans for people who want to be farmers, btw. but you could get a mortgage on a house with land

build it up as you work, eventually switch to a farm based job if needed

ideally save and buy land outright

[surreal mirage]

You need to meet income requirements to obtain mortgages

[spare bolt]

I will steal a shovel from my neighbor Dmitry and dig a well

[frosty tulip]

yeah but theres actually a broken mechanic with banks that the devs haven't patched yet.

[twin bear]

Clams > Drunken clam > Quagmire > Quagmire toilet

[frosty tulip]

you take a loan then you use the fake your death bug

boom

dont have to pay it back

[placid cobalt]

yep?

like anyone would?

[livid notch]

Come to think of it I never finished half life 1 or 2

[surreal mirage]

Most people don't earn enough to buy a farm

[placid cobalt]

the point is while most people buy a house i want a house with land, its not that farfetched.

[frosty tulip]

l1ght

the fuck dude

[placid cobalt]

then dont buy a farm buy land and build a farm lmao

[surreal mirage]

This guy

[twin bear]

It'd take my whole life to have enough to buy decent land in a good region.

[surreal mirage]

How little do you think land costs lmao

[placid cobalt]

define decent?

[livid notch]

My crimes cannot be forgiven

[twin bear]

Das wut I'm sayin

[frosty tulip]

you build a farmhouse out of straw

just make sure wolves don't come nearby

[placid cobalt]

where do you live ill find some for ya

[spare bolt]

I'm gonna move to Albania and grow potatoes

[frosty tulip]

yeah echo bro doxx yourself

[placid cobalt]

rammed earth can work.

[twin bear]

One without bad weather or high amounts of missing persons

Which is rare here

[toxic hawk]

what is the best mathematical function

[placid cobalt]

whats bad weather? cold?

[twin bear]

Tornadoes and shit

[surreal mirage]

How many acres do you need to farm self sufficiently

[twin bear]

An entire camp in texas of all places flooded so fast it killed the poor kids

[placid cobalt]

you can get 80% of your food needs from 1/10th of an acre

[frosty tulip]

the missing people all joined the free food farm cult obviously

[twin bear]

Don't eat the tomatoes guys

[placid cobalt]

ideally, the more land the better

[surreal mirage]

So it's only partly self sufficient

[twin bear]

Love how this is the longest I've seen chat focused in awhike

[placid cobalt]

well scale it up, what would 1 acre of intensly managed farm do? if you can make 80% out of 1/10th

[surreal mirage]

Where do you get this info from

[twin bear]

Working on a field is fucking TOUGH

[placid cobalt]

for what its worth, 1 man can run an acre of market garden in around 35-40 hours a week.

[twin bear]

I bailed hay all day lmao

[young kelp]

its a weird straight line, we branched for a bit and then suddenly went back to talking about cults

its like filler episodes

[twin bear]

Shoveled horse shit, fed the pigs, killed said pigs

[placid cobalt]

its tough but good work tho

[frosty tulip]

yeah I'd be fucked if I tried to go off and become a hermit farmer

[vital marten]

Yeah it was horrible. Mom passed at the same time so I didn’t hear about it until the next storm a day later

I thought “damn, last thing these ones need that are still missing and possibly alive is more rain”

[twin bear]

I'm a filler episode extra

[young kelp]

we went a different direction for a bit and slowly merge back to the main story line

[nimble hare]

question, where do I connect the generator to in the gas station

[twin bear]

State of the world

[surreal mirage]

I'd rather continue working as white collar than do farming tbh

[nimble hare]

to the fuel pumps or to the building?

[young kelp]

on the floor

near the pump

[placid cobalt]

and thats your choice

[nimble hare]

ohh okay

[placid cobalt]

its easier

for sure

[twin bear]

That's right u live over there... It was horrible seeing the damage

[frosty tulip]

the excel spreadsheets would be so heartbroken if I just abandoned them to become a pig farmer or something

[placid cobalt]

the 9-5 office job life aint for me

[frosty tulip]

can't do that to them

[placid cobalt]

id go crazy

[surreal mirage]

If self sufficiency was easier then sure I'd pick that, but it isn't financially viable unfortunately

[placid cobalt]

where do you live ill find land

[frosty tulip]

bruh

[surreal mirage]

cries in cells

[twin bear]

Has anyone told u guys ur value as a human is enough

U need to know that ong

[surreal mirage]

Assume i lived in the US

[placid cobalt]

yep so what state do u want land

[surreal mirage]

Any

Possibly where farming has perfect conditions

[frosty tulip]

I really don't think it's economically viable for people in a lot of places, maybe some sure. but

[twin bear]

No states

[frosty tulip]

not much

[placid cobalt]

theres no such thing as perfect conditions

[twin bear]

Island life sounds chill

[young kelp]

1 lung
1 kidney
1 heart
profit of 3100 silvers

[surreal mirage]

Ok then preferred conditions for farming

[twin bear]

Do ppl even buy skulls

[placid cobalt]

i mean theres a dude growing oranges in alaska?

[frosty tulip]

I'll go live on an island and be crushed under debt from a raccoon that owns a store

tom nook, the bastard

[twin bear]

I never tried to sell any skulls

[young kelp]

sadly no, it has no value

[surreal mirage]

Oranges grow better in other regions hence "preferred"

Ideal even

[placid cobalt]

https://www.landwatch.com/cibola-county-new-mexico-farms-and-ranches-for-sale/pid/423410489

[twin bear]

Hes a scammer anyway

[placid cobalt]

oh no

its trash land! lol u gotta make it what u want it

[chrome jetty]

Kapow

[frosty tulip]

I heard that all fruits and vegetables actually grow the best in arid deserts

[chrome jetty]

Gentlemen

[frosty tulip]

totally true

[chrome jetty]

No sleep

[twin bear]

I wanna move back to florida

[chrome jetty]

No

[twin bear]

I'm sick of being in PA

[placid cobalt]

8 acres for 25k

wow

amazing

thats doable by most

[frosty tulip]

8 acres of nothin

ye nah

ain't bothering

[placid cobalt]

thats one years pay

[frosty tulip]

"one years pay"

[twin bear]

Who sent the small as house pic earlier

[frosty tulip]

yeah bruh, not an option for very many people

[placid cobalt]

well thats the point, if its not for you its not for you

[twin bear]

Was 600k or sum shit

[surreal mirage]

Now what if i wanted to build a house there

[placid cobalt]

like i say, if it isnt for you it isnt for you.

[twin bear]

Be prepared to switch contractors mid thru cuz they suck

Extra money gone

[placid cobalt]

you could save and buy a flat pack house, buy an old trailer and do it up a little, people give away old caravans etc all the time

cut down some of the trees on the land and build it yourself

if it has trees, it should

[frosty tulip]

deforest the entire area

leave nothing left

start fracking too

[twin bear]

U foreigners and ur idea of cheap land here

[placid cobalt]

youll be shocked to learn woodland needs to be managed

[nimble hare]

you guys know like

the white truck

in game vehicle

[twin bear]

Where do u guys get it

[placid cobalt]

i live in the uk tf u on about

[nimble hare]

it has 145 space in the back

[placid cobalt]

lands ridiculously expensive here

[nimble hare]

and it has two doors

[surreal mirage]

America is the land of dreams fard surely it's all ponies and rainbows

[frosty tulip]

#pz_b42_chat

[twin bear]

I wish i was korean sounds better than being a sticks twink

[nimble hare]

Twink is nice

[twin bear]

.22 plinking and monster chuggin freedom

[placid cobalt]

https://www.landwatch.com/luna-county-new-mexico-farms-and-ranches-for-sale/pid/423197797

[twin bear]

Y go to new Mexico

[placid cobalt]

10 acres for 8k, sure its got fuck all on it but if the point is to build something, thats cheap af

[twin bear]

Stay away from Mexico in general

[placid cobalt]

he said anywhere

[frosty tulip]

Go to new mexico, get diagnosed for terminal cancer and resort to making crystal meth to fund your hospital bills

perfect place

[twin bear]

True

[frosty tulip]

uh

[twin bear]

Blue meth do be hittin

[frosty tulip]

new mexico isn't in mexico

thats america

[twin bear]

I'm aware but the name

Reminds me to warn members of mexico

[frosty tulip]

denial

[placid cobalt]

whats the average downpayment on a house in america?

[frosty tulip]

no idea

[twin bear]

I'm too american to be caught in Mexico

[frosty tulip]

thankfully I ain't murican

[placid cobalt]

5%, or $63,908

so for 60k

[twin bear]

Downpayment? How much u got 😄

[placid cobalt]

you could spend 30k on land, 20 on a house and 10k on water/power/seeds/animals

[surreal mirage]

Don't forget the mortgage that you need to pay monthly

[placid cobalt]

what mortgage?

[frosty tulip]

yeah but we also need a state of the art farm defence system

[twin bear]

The government will take ur shit btw

[frosty tulip]

we need to hire PMCs to guard the farm

make our own PMC

[surreal mirage]

Wat you were just talking about a down payment

[placid cobalt]

the average downpayment in america is 60k, that means people save on average of 60k to buy a house..

[twin bear]

Dole except without the slavery

[surreal mirage]

Bro thats 5% of a 1.2 mil mortgage

[placid cobalt]

so lets say you as an average american saved up 60k for a downpayment, you could in theory use that money to buy land build a house

[frosty tulip]

Coca Cola too

actually a lot of companies lmao

[surreal mirage]

Ok so how will you pay off the mortgage

[twin bear]

Also are u aware of how hard it is to gain equity here

[placid cobalt]

what mortgage?!

brother

[surreal mirage]

You're trolling

Do you know what a down payment is

[twin bear]

They made us watch a movie abt doles plantations how the fuck are we buying their bananas

[placid cobalt]

the average american saves up 60k to put down as a payment so they can get a mortgage. what im saying is, instead of paying for a mortgage, you use that 60k to buy land

are you following along?

[twin bear]

Not rly

[surreal mirage]

Ok so the land is just 60k

You made it sound like you were talking about getting a mortgage

[placid cobalt]

again, no. youre not even reading what ive been saying.

ive sent you two adverts for land under 10k a pop

[surreal mirage]

So how much will it cost to build a house

[placid cobalt]

no i didnt

[twin bear]

U get bullied in skool?

[stone meadow]

the average american probably does not have any savings these dsys

[frosty tulip]

Chiquitia Bananaa were funding several paramilitaries in Colombia

gotta get those cheap bananas

[twin bear]

I'm half a hundred thousand in debt

[stone meadow]

the average everyone tbh

[twin bear]

Can confirm

[placid cobalt]

As of 2023, the median down payment for a house was 15%, or $63,908

[stone meadow]

crazy

[twin bear]

Blood bananas

[frosty tulip]

the average american doesn't have anywhere near that saved up prob

[surreal mirage]

How much does it cost to build a house on that land

[frosty tulip]

the most delicious of all fruit

[placid cobalt]

my point was most ppl put money down on a house, you could just as easily buy land and build a house

[twin bear]

That's some hard shit knowing my banana was prolly picked off a dead soldier

[surreal mirage]

If you're homeless just build a house!

[stone meadow]

yeah but this is figures from people who have a down payment, not how much the average american has saved to put down on a house

[placid cobalt]

you have a number of options

contractors, aka waste of money

[stone meadow]

im about 10 grand lol

[frosty tulip]

Chiquitia were actually funding both sides of these conflicts too lmao, all that for a discount on their bananas

[placid cobalt]

buy a flatpack, build your own home

[frosty tulip]

its all about the hustle

[surreal mirage]

How much do they cost

[twin bear]

I made too many stupid ass mistakes and now I'm paying for it dearly

[placid cobalt]

buy an old RV/motorhome/mobile/trailer home

[twin bear]

Ignored too many responsibilities

[frosty tulip]

old rv, your new crystal meth lab

perfect

thats what we do instead of the farm

[surreal mirage]

Would you be happy living in an old rv?

[twin bear]

Smart ass ceos

[placid cobalt]

brother i spent most of my teenage years homeless, i dont have the same drives as many

a roof over my head? schweeeet

[twin bear]

I miss concrete buildings

[surreal mirage]

I mean fair enough if you're fine with that

[twin bear]

And the cold ngl hospitals got it good

[surreal mirage]

So 60k plus however much for an rv

[placid cobalt]

you can buy old houses too, i know they transport houses all over the place in murrica

[twin bear]

Mobile homes?m

[placid cobalt]

if you had 60k, id put down 20-30k on land, 10-20k on a house the rest on everythin else

[surreal mirage]

I'd be curious to see a breakdown of the costs associated with self sufficient living

[twin bear]

I grew up in trailers and shit apartment blocks

[placid cobalt]

you can get bulk solar pannels off craigslist for hella cheap, batteries are slightly more of an issue cost wise

[twin bear]

That and aforementioned hospitals

[surreal mirage]

Don't forget maintenance costs

[placid cobalt]

its not out of the realms of possibility

[twin bear]

For me it is

[placid cobalt]

so ive been looking at a business i can run that i can then also run when i have land

for instance, mushrooms

[twin bear]

Imma keep consuming filth and shit until I'm crippled

[placid cobalt]

i run that shit til i save for land, move the business to the land

[twin bear]

Live the life big Corp wants for u

[placid cobalt]

it can all be as expensive or as cheap as you want it to be

you could go all out spend 100k on a huge solar array, latest battery tech etc

or you could spend 3k lol

[twin bear]

I'd rather not own land than own the land around here

[frosty tulip]

and starve to death cause you spent the whole budget on just the solar panels

[surreal mirage]

[frosty tulip]

resort to trying to eat the solar panels

[twin bear]

Dry season hits

U cooked

Speaking of American land, its very dry

Very

[young kelp]

Starve mentioned!

[placid cobalt]

all you need to worry about are a few things, how far is the nearest neighbour? does it have its own water source i.e spring/lake/river. does it have both forest and pasture? also..dont worry about soil quality..

[toxic relic]

why the emphasis

[twin bear]

What will u do if smth happens and u need to know sooner than later thru media

[placid cobalt]

swales

swales will fix this

look up the doccumentary green gold on youtube, dude travels the world fixing desertification

[surreal mirage]

[twin bear]

Dryspells been killing our crops

[toxic relic]

interstellar

[twin bear]

Real

[frosty tulip]

you raid the neighbour and take over their house

boom now u got 2 farms

u grow your farm empire

[placid cobalt]

being self sufficient doesnt mean cut off..

[surreal mirage]

Just overthrow the government and own America

[twin bear]

Hempire new hit mobile game

[plush cobalt]

Ok

[twin bear]

As long as we keep our fuckass flag

[placid cobalt]

ive been meaning to get into ham radio

[frosty tulip]

lmao, eoka raid everybody

[toxic relic]

american flag is ass bro

[twin bear]

Our flag is so visually loud

[toxic relic]

just on objective looks

its so bad

[twin bear]

Enclave flag better

[placid cobalt]

the welsh flag is pretty lit, its got a dragon on it

[toxic relic]

i think country flags overall suck ngl

[frosty tulip]

the worst flag will always be Libyas old flag

where it was literally just the colour green

[placid cobalt]

the english flag is so uninspired

[frosty tulip]

thats it

[twin bear]

America should just show it's true colors and become the next major bad guys

[spare bolt]

I think country flags are pretty cool

Why do you dislike them?

[placid cobalt]

where have you been for the last....100 years

[twin bear]

I hate flags unless they're warbanners

[frosty tulip]

an amazing flag

look at it

[vital marten]

I like my states flag better than America’s flag

[placid cobalt]

because flags mean lines

flags mean youre different

[twin bear]

Last time i checked america at least aided in the world wars