general_chat

[sacred schooner]

no, it's space station 14, where you spawn on a chaotic station along other players and become the most diabolical clown

https://tenor.com/view/clown-rickroll-ss13-ss14-space-station-13-gif-12829138271123286213

[loud pewter]

quick question. Im Playing Build 41. Can the Zombies break composters?

[dawn jewel]

Dis weeek

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/neco-arc-flamethrower-fire-set-on-fire-melty-blood-gif-13884145379564904002

[sleek musk]

ight gram

[lyric galleon]

damn, work with no time or games with no money

ts tough

[sleek musk]

bleh bleh bleh?

bluv blie blum blum?

[fair yacht]

Pz later :D

[prime heron]

So I took a couple of days, maybe even many days (some corpses already despawned) to clean out Guns Unlimited and now that I can "safely" explore the inside I saw there is a door that requires a key. What if the key dude despawned? Am I just out of luck then?

[lyric galleon]

pretty sure zombies are persistent

[prime heron]

hmm? For me they turn into skeletons and despawn after some time (14 or so days)

[lyric galleon]

like alive ones or corpses

[prime heron]

corpses

I did not loot most of the corpses because there were 600+ of them

[karmic jetty]

spessman

[lyric galleon]

spess

[lyric galleon]

they do that

[sleek musk]

yeah!

[modest lynx]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1021063411058098257/1308548242971033620/togif.gif

why i cannot post fast gifs

😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭

[prime heron]

So if the corpse holding the key I need despawned I just can't open that door?

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/rolecist-rolecism-level-10-no-talk-reach-level-10-first-gif-8350900745734822000

[modest lynx]

sounds like ragebait 🤨

[lyric galleon]

look around

[livid notch]

It's level 10 for genchat image perms

[lyric galleon]

theres a mechanic that zombies wander

and eventually migrate

[modest lynx]

excuse me im new here 🫣

[lyric galleon]

so just search the vicinity

[modest lynx]

how to check lvl

[modest lynx]

😭

[quartz thorn]

When zombies die in an area, they have a chance to spawn the key

The key isn't assigned to any one zombie

You can get multiple keys to the same door

[prime heron]

oh I see

Thanks for explaining

[sleek musk]

use force

[quartz thorn]

At least that's how it works in b41, but I'm almost certain they haven't changed it

[modest lynx]

it was good solution

so i think too they keep it

[quartz thorn]

So make sure you kill things inside the building you want the key from

[modest lynx]

if u kill things inside building u want key from u really need that key anymore?

[quartz thorn]

Oh, I was imagining that the key was for like an armory inside the building

[modest lynx]

thats gonna be rough road

[quartz thorn]

But if that's the case, it should spawn on zombies in the vacinity outside

[stone meadow]

zombies dont spawn keys that way anymore

@modest lynx

[quartz thorn]

Darnnn

[sleek musk]

bitch

i'm sorry

[stone meadow]

noe a zombie just has a chance to have a relevant key

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-cut-him-down-tear-him-apart-splay-the-gore-gif-16211356125689318290

[stone meadow]

a police zombie might have keys to the pd, firefighter to the fd, etc

[modest lynx]

u mean u can find them anywhere in the city

and got the key

?

[quartz thorn]

But it's not just "this one zombie was assigned a key, make sure you find it"?

[modest lynx]

well thats even better solution

but how about homes?

i usually find keys near home they fit to

[burnt kite]

lidl is selling storebrand dr pepper lets gooo

[sleek musk]

lidl is in murica?

[burnt kite]

Im not murican am I

[sleek musk]

dr pepper is only murican no?

[burnt kite]

Its not like its confined to america

[sleek musk]

ge- get out

[sleek musk]

really?

[sleek musk]

wait yeah

[burnt kite]

Proper donut this one is

[sleek musk]

i saw dr pepper at a local shop that vietnameses run

never had it though

is it good?

[burnt kite]

It tastes like mystery garbage juice and machine oil

[sleek musk]

so no yum?

[burnt kite]

Its fine jokes aside

[sleek musk]

i remember they also sell boobies and ass popsicles there

not taste, shape

[burnt kite]

It kinda tastes like prune juice

[sleek musk]

what's prune

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/disappointed-sad-fridge-no-food-gif-5296071

[burnt kite]

Translate it, idk?

[sleek musk]

blorn starfish flavor would be ass bro

brown*

[burnt kite]

Absolute cheeks

[prime heron]

I only find Shooting Range Key and that one does not work for the door I'm referring to

[stone meadow]

no, not just one zombie

[sleek musk]

bleh

[swift crag]

Hello people existing here

[sleek musk]

hai hai!

[swift crag]

How be the you?

[sleek musk]

good

[swift crag]

Good

[sleek musk]

shifts over

[swift crag]

I've been summoning demons all day.

[karmic jetty]

[sleek musk]

yeah!

[prime heron]

ok wtf, I picked up another 2 shooting range keys and all of a sudden the door opens wtf

[sleek musk]

cute pfp, but i hate it sometimes

[sleek musk]

put first one in your bag?

[karmic jetty]

rood

[prime heron]

I have 6 in my keyring

whatever, door is open

on my next character I will not go there again anyways

giant waste of time it seems, although I leveled my maintenance and spear skill quite a bit

Also is it a bug that I can put flashlight on belt and have it on while wielding a spear?

I did not know that was possible

[static pike]

i think amaizing think to add to the game would be
Expire Date on any packed food. [bread,milk,meat]

[slate kettle]

i see project zomboid references all over kentucky

[gusty valley]

Not Sure If It's The New Update, But Is Anyone Experiencing The Game "Lagging", Despite The FPS Still Being High?

[nimble hare]

is there chainsaw

[nimble hare]

me two weeks into the game opening a fridge seeing all rotten food

[sleek musk]

[plush cobalt]

Which game?

[neat moat]

Omar

Omar

Omar

[plush cobalt]

That's me

[stone meadow]

Omar

[neat moat]

Indeed

[plush cobalt]

That's me

[nimble hare]

Omar: yo

[stone meadow]

No

Thats me

[plush cobalt]

You're not Omar

[stone meadow]

Yeah i am

[neat moat]

Omar can I borrow a fiddy?

[stone meadow]

ask omar

[neat moat]

Omar Can I borrow a fiddy?

[plush cobalt]

I thought you were Omar

[sleek musk]

sup Omars

[plush cobalt]

https://tenor.com/view/megamind-he's-right-behind-me-isn't-he-erm-awkward-gif-17620062203059825398

[sleek musk]

womegaps

[nimble hare]

me when im committing carpentry and I hear moaning sounds

[late sinew]

Whens the next sale for project zomboid

[sleek musk]

me when .ssiya says me when

THERE ARE SALES?

[late sinew]

Give me embed perms so I can use the squid ward homeless gif

[sleek musk]

nah. i don't think so

[late sinew]

Perfect moment to use the squidward homeless gif again

[sleek musk]

no

[late sinew]

How bigs the discount whenever theres a steam sale

[sleek musk]

THERE ARE NO SALES

[late sinew]

If its like 20% or less ill just get it

[late sinew]

Oh really?

[sleek musk]

yeah

[late sinew]

Dam

[sleek musk]

i think so

[stone meadow]

next major sale

[sleek musk]

it's 20 bucks 24/365

[stone meadow]

its on sale every major sale

[late sinew]

How bigs the sale

[stone meadow]

as in summer winter spring etc

[sleek musk]

you're so funny. i love you.

[stone meadow]

33%

[heavy ivy]

whoever did this really captured each mercs reactions well

[sleek musk]

WHAT?

[stone meadow]

i hate you dont talk to me

its always 33%

[sleek musk]

that's what i love about you

[late sinew]

Wait how about Halloween?

[stone meadow]

except for one time when it was 45%

[sleek musk]

i mean. best 20 bucks spent, but i'm pissed now

[stone meadow]

its only a few bucks

[stone meadow]

no idea

[vital marten]

Talking bout drone warfare with coworkers so I go to look up some reference videos and see this guy get his head cut off by a drone

I understand now why you need a license to operate them here in America 😭

[sleek musk]

helicopter

[stone meadow]

i can guarantee itll be on a major sale, but event sales idk

it was on a steam survivalfest sale

[sleek musk]

i could buy it for you

[stone meadow]

just give me 20 bucks

[heavy ivy]

20 dollar down the frogskibidi toilet

[sleek musk]

heh

[late sinew]

Gif begging squidward emoji

[sleek musk]

i really could buy it for you

[late sinew]

Really?

[sleek musk]

i could but i won't

[late sinew]

Squid ward begging emoji once again

[late sinew]

Give me embed perms please!

[vital marten]

I didn’t expect the blades on them to be strong enough

[sleek musk]

im spending ALL MY MONEY AND MY ENTIRE PAYCHECK on a pc

[vital marten]

Consider me humbled

[sleek musk]

ight

[vital marten]

Been there

So worth

[sleek musk]

yeah

shut the fuck up froggs

[stone meadow]

begging is not allowed btw

[stone meadow]

rude

[placid cobalt]

can i beg for moneys

[sleek musk]

you hate me anyway

remember the turkish dude?

[stone meadow]

is the pc youre gonna buy very expensive or is your paycheck small

[stone meadow]

who

[sleek musk]

expensive

[placid cobalt]

thats harsh

[sleek musk]

beggar

[late sinew]

Yeah its just a gif

[placid cobalt]

not everyones mr mc-radioactive overhere

[sleek musk]

huh

[stone meadow]

well even at minimum wage if your entire wage cant buy you a pc you must not be earning much

plus savings

but if its some nasa pc then makes sense

[placid cobalt]

you just answered your own thing bro

minimum wage = cant afford a pc = not earning much.

wew

[stone meadow]

no im saying the ENTIRE paycheck

[placid cobalt]

minimum wage in uk a month =£1,632 after tax

[stone meadow]

i understand not being able to afford it if its after paying all your bills and stuff

[sleek musk]

well. i'm still a student so it ain't all that big. it's 1000 bucks

[stone meadow]

yeah that can get you a pretty solid pc

[sleek musk]

damn

[stone meadow]

and again plus savings

so i wasnt being mean just inquiring

[sleek musk]

and i got like 600 on me

omar...

[placid cobalt]

savings?!

in 2025

[tawny portal]

When is build 43 coming out?

[placid cobalt]

wew

[warm atlas]

Never

[stone meadow]

yeah i only got debts

[plush cobalt]

This just in: Project Zomboid Discord moderator Frogski Jones hates Poor People ‼️

[warm atlas]

End of story

[sleek musk]

2000 FH on mars

[placid cobalt]

id take 200k debt rn if it was in my hand

[heavy ivy]

frogski confirms b44 releasing tomorrow

[sleek musk]

(first habbitants)

[placid cobalt]

i cannot stress how much i think im running out of time

[sleek musk]

wait so it should be like AFH

[sleek musk]

better start saving for that gold plated coffin my boy

[sweet kayak]

Thanks to build 42.11 Turks cannot craft anything

[stone meadow]

i do indeed, just that time i wasnt hating

[gusty valley]

Project Zomboid?

[stone meadow]

Damn they really just fucked turks in particular

[sleek musk]

you smell like a politian

[plush cobalt]

What the hell is Project Zomboid?

[stone meadow]

I overheard nasko saying "i hate turkish people" so i guess he acted on it

[placid cobalt]

what?

[sleek musk]

don't even search for it. ass game

[modest lynx]

Is there a place i can find people sandbox recommended settings?

[placid cobalt]

project rhomboid

[sleek musk]

you're running out of time right? getting old

[sweet kayak]

For real... And the only solution is pay 99$ to Windows Pro and switch your PC lang stuff to eng

[placid cobalt]

we're all triangles!

[sleek musk]

project hemorroid

[oak ore]

Fr

[sweet kayak]

I am

[modest lynx]

Is there a place i can find people sandbox recommended settings?

[plush cobalt]

Do you intend to repeat this every minute? Asking before I tell you a better place to ask

[sleek musk]

clicked on your profile and my phone killed itself. what a politian classic

[gusty valley]

Isn't This Discord Server For Project Zomboid?

[sleek musk]

love you too omar

[sleek musk]

HELL NO

GET OUT

[placid cobalt]

its not about me getting old i feel shits gonna happen soon

[plush cobalt]

Erm, this is general chat, Jack Attacky 🤓

[modest lynx]

I intend to get answer 😭

[placid cobalt]

2027 fake aliem invasion go!

[sleek musk]

like dying?

[gusty valley]

Very Well Sorry

[plush cobalt]

Perhaps you're looking for #pz_b41_chat #pz_b42_chat ☝️🤓 @modest lynx @gusty valley

[placid cobalt]

i dont even think any of this is real tbh

[sweet kayak]

Anyways, what I do works... That's what all matters

[sleek musk]

getting the plug pulled?

[modest lynx]

I saw ppl here also talking about zomboid 😡

[sleek musk]

that's what they all say

[plush cobalt]

Then I will come for them next

[stone meadow]

thats really funny how does it happen

[sleek musk]

yeah. hating on it

[placid cobalt]

this cant be reality

[stone meadow]

patch notes : removed turkish peoples ability to craft

[placid cobalt]

ive been askin the universe for land for a while now

[sleek musk]

yeah. like russia not being part in europe right?

[placid cobalt]

europe aint that big

[sleek musk]

love it already

[gusty valley]

Sorry For Bothering Ya Man

[stone meadow]

you know what is bothering me

you capitalizing every word

there was another dude that spoke like that here

[placid cobalt]

phone autocorrect id imagine?

[stone meadow]

it really irks me

[sleek musk]

what modpack you playing right now

[heavy ivy]

Frogski Get The Banana

[stone meadow]

no these people do it on purpose

[sleek musk]

I Fucking Love You Toilet Seat Man

[stone meadow]

thr last guy i asked who did this every time said he did it manually

[placid cobalt]

except people have been talking about this for decades lmao

[plush cobalt]

I think people who do it just fall into a pattern of doing it somehow

[gusty valley]

Not Really Anything Specific, Just Mods That Make The World A Little More Realistic

[plush cobalt]

And by the time they're told it's weird it's too cemented to change, even if they want to

[sleek musk]

epstein files are 100 years old?

damn. dudes dad founded the island or sum

ehm

[stone meadow]

it must be some sort of neurodivergent obsession

political

[burnt kite]

Now you got it this time

[sleek musk]

you deserve something

[placid cobalt]

decades is 10 years not 100

centuary is 100 years

[sleek musk]

oh yeah. i'm fucking stupid

mb

what's 1000

[plush cobalt]

Couldn't be me

[placid cobalt]

i was refering to the fake alien invasion thing being decades old theory

[plush cobalt]

A number

[sweet kayak]

Am I, perchance, Capitalising Each and Every Word?

I mean implying me?

[sleek musk]

bro had brain damage or something

[sweet kayak]

Hm?

Confusing

I find myself at a loss for understanding

[stone meadow]

no the dude that is capitalizing every word is the one capitalizing every word

[sweet kayak]

My brain not braining anymore

Have a good day

[elfin birch]

So a guy that I work for backed the game on indiegogo and never got his copy.

And yes I do have picture evidence

[stone meadow]

it was on desura, first i hear of it being on indiegogo?

either way make a modmail ticket

[toxic relic]

interesting chat that im reading

[elfin birch]

Ok

[unreal bane]

This thing is so annoying.

[toxic relic]

how does it shit

out of the tentacle? does it have squid anatomy? does that mean that one of the tentacles is its weanor?

[lyric galleon]

id win against that

ill grip its tentacle and whirl it to the concrete

[toxic relic]

squid are notoriously slippery

how are you gonna grip that thing

[stone meadow]

Yeah im looking at the pz indiegogo connection and see nothing about the game itself being on indiegogo? they donated sales of the game to an indiegogo fundraiser but the game itself was not being backed on there, indiestone was the one backing someone else

[lyric galleon]

from above

https://tenor.com/view/viking-man-leaps-ice-water-gif-12813214525354223849

[toxic relic]

youd slide off

have you ever felt a dead squid

even an alive squid, that shit is like butter

[lyric galleon]

my goal is to get it on the ground to curb stomp

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/fall-snow-day-hold-my-coffee-slipping-on-ice-sliding-gif-16076972

i would find your fail amusing

[lyric galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/we-saiyans-have-no-limits-lets-charge-together-at-full-power-goku-ssbss-vegeta-gif-173130892411182880

[elfin birch]

Oh lmao

[burnt kite]

Diddyblud

[placid cobalt]

ayo wtf do cows eat in winter?

[elfin birch]

I’ll tell him that

[stone meadow]

each other

[burnt kite]

Hey

[placid cobalt]

i mean grass dont grow well in winter but i eman in nature theyd eat grass all year?

[onyx igloo]

huh weird

it's and its in english is annoying

the difference is, very unclear to me now

[burnt kite]

Hay

Oh uh

Idk

[onyx igloo]

i always thought it's showed ownership or something

[placid cobalt]

cows dont make hay in nature lol

[burnt kite]

They do

[placid cobalt]

they aint got the thumbs fer it

[stone meadow]

the grass is still there, also dead grass and leaves

and as they eat everything in an area they move along

[placid cobalt]

yeah i goobled it too

theyd range more

[stone meadow]

i only googled to confirm lol

[placid cobalt]

so easier to eat shizzle

i want cows

[stone meadow]

didnt wanna speak out of my ass but it makes sense for them to eat grass anyway even in winter

[placid cobalt]

i wager about a year after i get land ill become vegetarian lmao

im amazed cows get anything out of dried/dead hay/grasses

[vital marten]

Don’t you just love when people bring their children into an area full of paint fumes?

[stone meadow]

i mean hay is just that really

[burnt kite]

Shizzle my nizzle

[vital marten]

This happens more often than you’d expect

[burnt kite]

Again??

[stone meadow]

i love paint fumes

[vital marten]

Same church too, lady told the kids “we won’t be long because you’ll get dizzy”

Smh my head

I’m too dizzy to think about this

[burnt kite]

Glizzy

https://tenor.com/view/fatass-teto-kasane-teto-sentada-teto-gif-17681029957442854492

[vital marten]

Booty bounced into oblivion

[placid cobalt]

i used to do da graffiti back in my teens, loved the smell of the paint

[quasi slate]

i love djmax

[stone meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/mad-max-fury-road-mad-max-fury-road-gif-mad-max-road-rage-powerful-gif-23410772

witness me

[toxic relic]

weird piss filter

looks like you're watching the movie from iside a jar of sap

[vital marten]

Cleaning this soap dispenser and I leaned too far into the hand sanitizer dispenser and now gel hand sanitizer is all over me

[toxic relic]

free shower bro

[candid patio]

This is funny.
Am I dead naming you if I still call you the name you were when I met you?

[toxic relic]

no bro i dont care

[candid patio]

Okay cool

[toxic relic]

i didnt transition lmao

[candid patio]

Lol I dunno man I try to not offend people.

[toxic relic]

fair enough dude nw

[candid patio]

But I'm quite partial to Dr. Farty

[toxic relic]

sounds good man

[vital marten]

I read this in house voice

https://tenor.com/view/dr-house-house-gif-11916099077674228393

[toxic relic]

annoying to realise that monitors and screens sizing is diagonal

a 27 inch monitor isnt 27 inches across

its diagonal

[candid patio]

I'm chilling at my 3rd day of work.
I'm just sitting around doing nothing.
I keep trying to be helpful and all of my lazy colleagues seem annoyed by it.

[toxic relic]

hard work is only rewarded with hard work man

strategic nothingness is a learned skill

[candid patio]

They all have no customer service skills and they go out of their way to be unhelpful to people lol.

[toxic relic]

gratz on the work though

[candid patio]

I agree with this

[toxic relic]

i suck at customer service haha

[candid patio]

It is definitely a learned skill.
My first real job long long ago was at Disneyland in California.
They spend 2 weeks drilling customer service into your head before you even have a chance to interact with a guest.

[toxic relic]

thank you for your service brother

disneyland sounds like a hellhole to work at lmao

[candid patio]

Honestly it was my favorite job I ever had.

[stone meadow]

you didnt know this? when p much every monitor listing has a picture of a big diagonal arrow with the screen size on it?

[toxic relic]

it doesnt have it here

unfortunately

[candid patio]

I was a Skipper on the jungle cruise.
Basically I pretended to drive a boat around a river and I told corny jokes about animals all day.

[toxic relic]

must be a regulatory addendum because ive never seen images with the arrows

[toxic relic]

sounds chill

must be good on a hot day

https://tenor.com/en-GB/view/charlie-gif-1411492490186857727

damn

[modest lynx]

how i can get lvl 10 where is spamming channel 😭

[heavy ivy]

the only unit i accept is listing: pixel width, pixel height, and pixels per cm

[heavy ivy]

i can do the other math just give me the literal specs

[modest lynx]

why it didnt work for you

i got scammed

[chrome jetty]

Kapow

[candid patio]

Hot days were mixed. It's a chill 7 minute ride in the shade, so people wouldn't be interested in your dumb jokes.

[toxic relic]

understandable

[quasi slate]

ENGLISH Subtitles for BEXTER & XeoN speech at the end

[toxic relic]

there is no spamming channel

you just need to be a turbo loser with no life

[inner cloak]

wait

YOU ARE LVL 40

[livid notch]

Frogski hit them with that /rank

[quasi slate]

you can do it on other users yourself bruv

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/batman-slap-robin-slap-gif-10206784

[livid notch]

[sacred schooner]

see, I'm only almost a turbo loser

[quasi slate]

why is the clippy not curvy

[sacred schooner]

not everything has to have thunder thighs

[toxic hawk]

guys, are butterflies evil ?

[quasi slate]

@toxic hawk el clear

[toxic hawk]

why is she scolding me, i did do the dishes

[inner cloak]

wtf

[onyx igloo]

me when nature is outside
(it smells pretty good)

[toxic relic]

and what, brother

[livid notch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/986948930740813864/1402910579320160286/1754447992.gif

[inner cloak]

are you lonely?

[sleek musk]

love this gif

[toxic relic]

no lmao

[sleek musk]

it's okay bro...

[inner cloak]

its ok

[toxic relic]

i just use discord at work to waste time

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/deltarune-asgore-dess-truck-minecraft-gif-7986950378453691064

[inner cloak]

this is a savespace

[burnt kite]

Can I have your SSN?

[toxic relic]

savespace

res evil reference

[onyx igloo]

You can waste time at work?

[inner cloak]

ssn?

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/pontiff-sullivan-gif-248885487283013585

[toxic relic]

always

[onyx igloo]

Do you use the toilet for 30 minutes?

[toxic relic]

theres always a way my man

yes i do

[burnt kite]

Suck some (deez) nuts

Gottem

[toxic hawk]

you cant be productive 100% of the time at work, or you will die

[toxic relic]

truly

10+ hours of working is not good for your brain

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/rellana-elden-ring-elden-ring-rellana-gif-4655980910186518874

[toxic hawk]

i also take my eyes off the material on discord sometimes to reload

[onyx igloo]

10 hours?!

[inner cloak]

weak aaah

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/absol-dsl-capcut-gif-6545129191945449497

[onyx igloo]

PLUS?!

[toxic relic]

yeah i work 10-12 hours

longer if im onsite

[onyx igloo]

what is your occupation

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/red-dead-redemption-2-author-morgan-russian-badger-money-funny-gif-10224522379505932229

[onyx igloo]

If you dont mind me asking

[toxic hawk]

i mean, do you think nurses and doctors spend all the 12 hours working ? i aint gonna lie they talkin smack in the break room like 30% of the time

[toxic relic]

mathematics research, consulting, and part time lecturer

[onyx igloo]

my mom is a nurse

[livid notch]

I've been around dentist a lot and this is very true

[toxic relic]

lol

[onyx igloo]

oh thats nice

i think

[toxic hawk]

still, being locked up for 12 houes regardless sucks lol

[candid patio]

Lol my coworkers just collectively had an operational question.

We asked our manager and it became a big thing and eventually they settled on an answer.

I'm the new guy and I said "okay great, do we have somewhere like on SharePoint where we can document this procedure in case we have the question again?

And one of the more senior people explained at great length to me about how dumb my idea was and instead we should just know it as tribal knowledge.

[toxic relic]

indeed

[toxic hawk]

luckily for us the hospital has a small garden space you can go to so as not to have a mentla breakdown

[toxic relic]

pass on the oral traditions to new hires around a fire

[quasi slate]

gets a dm

excitement

checks dm
scam

[toxic hawk]

yeah they do this a lot

[toxic relic]

mandatory grass sniffing so you dont become part of the rising physician 'self mortality' rates

[burnt kite]

I keep getting messages from fucking casinos

[toxic hawk]

its funny, coworkers are almost forced to get along well and be acquaintances, otherwise they go insane from stress

[quasi slate]

did you do the twitterme thing that shows who interacts the most with your profile

[toxic hawk]

that and cooperation yada yada important yada yada

[toxic relic]

haha yeah...

[quasi slate]

that site asks for permissions and then follows cryptos and casinos on your account without your knowledge

[burnt kite]

Idk I don't have twitter

[toxic relic]

shits wild

[quasi slate]

oh

im sshowing atwitter dm lol

[burnt kite]

I get literal sms'es from casinos telling me that I got free spins and credit

[ivory grail]

My trusted companion dr.bumble

[quasi slate]

most of the time it's a scam bot dming me sometimes a real person and the very first one that was interested in my scribbles was a freak furry i had to block

[burnt kite]

Twitter

[toxic hawk]

" Mmm yes, i am afraid you have blood around your heart slowly suffocating you. not to worry ! i will now stab this needle into said heart and drain the blood out so you do not die !"

[modest lynx]

😭

[sacred schooner]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/741945274901200897/1381575233697349765/RDT_20250325_1431031754179186857238190.gif

shoulda taken the freaky commission

[quasi slate]

no

[sacred schooner]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043263651559260214/1054554542521458698/ezgif-4-34331792f5.gif

[modest lynx]

jesus christ i need to post gif cats asap

i cannot hold til 10 lvl

[toxic hawk]

calm down

just use words

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-no-no-embed-megamind-megamind-meme-gif-25261934

[modest lynx]

image is worth more than 1000 of words

[obsidian oar]

Loads and loads of them… 😏

[last spoke]

If you need to post gifs, odds are no you don't.

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/image-perm-flex-image-perm-image-perm-flex-gif-20598085

[sacred schooner]

how else am I supposed to make fun of embed fails

[modest lynx]

i believe cat gifs are always good

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/asuka-embed-fail-evangelion-end-of-evangelion-epic-embed-fail-gif-22638350

[quasi slate]

the queen is complete on wplace

pog

[burnt kite]

I hate wplace so much because of the laughable pixel limit

[quasi slate]

you should hate it because of the deltarune fans

[burnt kite]

Everyone hates deltarune on wplace now

[quasi slate]

because it's literally everywhere

you cant escape

[icy vigil]

[quasi slate]

be happy bruv

https://tenor.com/view/djmax-djmax-respect-djmax-el-fail-djmax-fail-djmax-respect-fail-gif-8036299773891760660

[sacred schooner]

moopy marley

[hardy mural]

You are rank #8,147 at level 0 with 94 experience. (6 left for the next level)
[■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■ ] 94%

[modest lynx]

🤨

[toxic hawk]

Question

[sacred schooner]

hi Question, I'm Dad

[modest lynx]

jesus christ i lost 25 kilos and now i feel hunger all the time

[toxic hawk]

Dude could have a metabolic disease

[modest lynx]

and whats worse its completely normal because i was obese for 10 years 💀

no no i used stationary bike

1 hour 120-140 pulse without eating

its best way to burn fat

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-hoshimi-miyabi-yes-zenless-zone-zero-miyabi-gif-14503195770738780804

[sacred schooner]

you are no longer eligible to be a discord mod

[modest lynx]

well im usually the one who is hunted by discord mods 😭

[sacred schooner]

you heard that frogski, take the shot

[modest lynx]

💀

[toxic hawk]

End this now woods

Take the headshot

[modest lynx]

from what i read body takes months to adjust to new mass

and stop treating its loss like a threat

very funny in thinking that being obese isnt a threat in itself💀

[stone meadow]

grok summarise chat

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/wait-a-minute-wait-what-confused-what-the-hell-what-the-what-gif-21658756

[unreal meadow]

Obesity

[modest lynx]

i ve chatgpt pro 🤓

[unreal meadow]

Chatgpt generate AI slop

[modest lynx]

it aint that dumb ppl used to think

but yes u need to be cautious with it of course i dont deny

[unreal meadow]

Chatgpt finish this article for me

[modest lynx]

from what i ve noticed, chatgpt works as well as it gets paid which means it doesnt really want to work

[quasi slate]

wow Xal my wife

[hardy mural]

You are rank #7,930 at level 1 with 105 experience. (45 left for the next level)
[■■ ] 10%

[modest lynx]

45 now

[unreal meadow]

!rank

[prime thorn]

Use the /rank command to check your rank.
For the top 100, you can use /leaderboard or go here:
https://lurkr.gg/levels/projectzomboid

[unreal meadow]

Naww

[modest lynx]

use text mode to minimalise angering other users 🫣

[quasi slate]

am all ears

[unreal meadow]

Tung tung tung sahur🥀

😭🔫

[modest lynx]

🇫

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/miyabi-hoshimi-miyabi-i'm-all-ears-im-all-ears-miyabi-im-all-ears-hoshimi-miyabi-gif-1067293683967029173

[hardy mural]

You are rank #1 at level 77 with 295,272 experience. (1,278 left for the next level)
[■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■ ] 83%

[unreal meadow]

Sweat

[unreal meadow]

Gatekeeping the level smh

Like bruh

[chrome jetty]

kapow

[chrome jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/helicopter-uganda-gif-22007999

[neon tundra]

why tf

does every server require you to make a 1000-10000 word backstory for a character that will die in less then 5 mins smh

[chrome jetty]

Ru joining an rp server?

[toxic hawk]

People will make up stories more interesting then their lives just to play zomboid

[neon tundra]

every server on here is RP server and have this same w normal PVP server and all the RP servers have players

[neon tundra]

na fuck that shit lemme just play the game pls

[chrome jetty]

ahh, i wouldnt know i just play sp lol

[neon tundra]

it gets fucking lonely

type shit

[toxic hawk]

I just want to waxk the zomboid

And plant seed

[chrome jetty]

100% super boring too

[neon tundra]

you like waxing zomboids

[toxic hawk]

Waxk

[neon tundra]

never heard someone waxing zomboids hair off

but if thats what you like hell yh i support it

[toxic hawk]

Ride horse
Shoot zomboid
Eat potato

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/red-dead-redemption-2-author-morgan-russian-badger-money-funny-gif-10224522379505932229

get mony

[neon tundra]

does anyone here

know an active server w lots of peeps

but dont force you to make a 100000000m word essay on your characters backstory

[chrome jetty]

#1019725562337579028 Look there ig

[chrome jetty]

Just get chat gpt to do it

[modest lynx]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1021063411058098257/1308548242971033620/togif.gif

[neon tundra]

na fuck that bs i wanna scream in there face everytime i see that bs

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-no-no-embed-megamind-megamind-meme-gif-25261934

[neon tundra]

im screaming rn

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-minecraft-movie-a-minecraft-movie-steve-jack-black-gif-4079785775268000209

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[modest lynx]

embed failure called lvl 1 😡 i cant even posti mgs here

im being predjuced for being low level

[sacred schooner]

nah you're just a plunger now

[toxic hawk]

Yo bro why the hard R

[modest lynx]

well i prefered news paper

[chrome jetty]

we are elitists here

[sacred schooner]

Hard Rice dish

[modest lynx]

oh god

u did 47 thousands

of msgs

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/sushiroll-shrimp-californiaroll-crunchyroll-nom-gif-12882344837803725578

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/dallas-lying-therussianbadger-misinformation-gif-27679221

[modest lynx]

clippy is just 13 thousands

so its baby vet

[chrome jetty]

Ive been here for a few years. I was alot more active back then

Was more fun

[modest lynx]

holy also is over 40k

[modest lynx]

ur just baby vet

[modest lynx]

🤨

wait

[chrome jetty]

Baby vet yet is allowed in the secret handshake channel

[modest lynx]

ah yes

i think its just matter of hidden channels for me

[chrome jetty]

No i mean a decent portion of vets arent allowed in secret handshake channel

[sacred schooner]

80% of my shitposting is for exclusive members only

[modest lynx]

there is a vet channel where u speed run game or what

?

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/benjammins-no-nope-not-doing-it-never-gif-16758419287806165606

[chrome jetty]

its an alt chat apparently

[onyx igloo]

send this to arthurs va

[modest lynx]

an alt chat ?

[toxic relic]

lol

why do you believe that

[chrome jetty]

yea a chat for people who have that role

[modest lynx]

maybe i will reach it

in 5 years

[toxic relic]

long running joke in the server

[chrome jetty]

Believe? I mean ive seen it

[toxic relic]

its not real

[toxic relic]

sure bud

ive seen a guy eat his own scabs

[modest lynx]

i dont even know what scabs are

[chrome jetty]

Cool

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/how-it-feels-when-you-meme-nanami-jjk-gif-10683277372535996893

[toxic relic]

which is real

[chrome jetty]

like dried blood over a healing cut

[modest lynx]

🤢

🤮

[toxic relic]

i dont lie

[modest lynx]

okay i promise one more time

[hardy mural]

You are rank #7,388 at level 1 with 140 experience. (10 left for the next level)
[■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■ ] 80%

[toxic relic]

im an honest man

[modest lynx]

lvl 2 im COMING INNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

[sacred schooner]

most honest man ever

[toxic relic]

dude

[chrome jetty]

Lol

[toxic relic]

you need level 10 to even embed here

relax

[chrome jetty]

number 1 bullshit guy

ehehehehe

[modest lynx]

ik

[toxic relic]

i am a man of shit

my history here is marred with peepeepoopoo names

[toxic relic]

it will return

[toxic hawk]

There was a running gag of me confusing people with my gender

That was fun

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/dallas-lying-therussianbadger-misinformation-gif-27679221

[modest lynx]

u should watch this if u are not afraid of cosmic horrors https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RozRSKFqGu4

[toxic relic]

suicide squad hell to pay

[toxic relic]

lol dude

"eldritch horrors"

[modest lynx]

i warned 🫣

[toxic relic]

low tier bait

[modest lynx]

idk what eldritch are

i saw something like astrophobia

[toxic relic]

are you just really young or not english

[modest lynx]

im pole

[toxic relic]

the video isnt unsettling

[modest lynx]

its quite absurd

[toxic relic]

its goofy tbh
hard to make 😄 scary

[modest lynx]

but builds up good story through episodes

[toxic relic]

lol

[modest lynx]

friendindustries

and its popular

2 mln views

[toxic relic]

doesnt mean its good

probably means a bunch of kids got spooked and showed it to each other

[modest lynx]

well being made for free should have lower criteria from the start

[toxic relic]

"look dude his face is all weird 😨 " lmao

it shouldnt

you're not making it for free on youtube, you get paid in ad revenue and such

[pseudo sparrow]

Who want play with me ?

[modest lynx]

ur just a malcontent a bit

[toxic relic]

i dont understand this misconception that stuff on youtube is free ngl

[modest lynx]

i recommend ublock origin

[toxic relic]

a channel like that is monetized

[toxic relic]

i already use it mate, thats not the issue

its not a good idea to lower your standards

especially since its not "free"

[toxic relic]

#1019737819981283459

#1019725562337579028

[modest lynx]

i even got free yt premium at phone but its not theme for speak here 🤫

[toxic relic]

yeah yeah revanced?

revanced is good

[modest lynx]

it is

[burnt kite]

One more game

[toxic relic]

i think even meat canyon videos are better than that one

[toxic relic]

tape to tape

if you like sport games its good

[modest lynx]

well i cannot force you to like it

but saying its bad clearly hurts my feelings 😭

just kidding dont worry

[toxic relic]

i wasnt worried

[modest lynx]

edgy then

[toxic relic]

🤨

ok bruv

[stone meadow]

so snobby of you as usual fartface

[onyx igloo]

dude i made the grinch

[stone meadow]

£1500 minimum rent per month for a 1 bed flat near me

crazy

london prices for none of the upsides

[modest lynx]

yea for sure it will help increase birth rates 💀

ppl are just too greedy

[sleek musk]

why increase birth rates?

this is lowkey starting to be a problem. too much people

nmt enough space

[modest lynx]

bc our ancestors built civ and we owe it to them

thousands years of work of humans

even hundreds of thousands

[sleek musk]

hundreds?

[modest lynx]

well if u are not too bible humans appeared circa 450 000 years ago

in actual form we are

so all those billions lived and fought to make us live today

[rain mango]

fought eachother

[modest lynx]

with nature too at least

[sleek musk]

neadratals?

[modest lynx]

from what i know we lived amongst them

[sleek musk]

yeah but it's going to kill us

[modest lynx]

and they ended up as slaves 💀

[sleek musk]

i never lived among neandratals

neadratals ended up as slaves

to homo sapiens sapiens

[modest lynx]

i mean we as our whole kind

[sleek musk]

mhm

[rain mango]

its big brain time

[modest lynx]

im quite interested in it 🤓

it is estimated that since the emergence of Homo sapiens, a total of around 117 billion people have lived on Earth

[subtle vault]

We're going back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get knox virus off the menu

[modest lynx]

i think for now we are going into future to get nanobots fighting off al viruses and bacterias inside us

[toxic relic]

terrible take

[subtle vault]

Our ancestors drank mercury

[modest lynx]

take as take we will die so its normal im making sense of it

[toxic relic]

i dont think the first farmers give a fuck about whether or not you have spawn

theyre dead bruv

[subtle vault]

We drink prime

[modest lynx]

well all alive ppl will be dead at some point in the future if we dont develop new bodies or freezing or other method to cancel aging

[toxic relic]

also what

Neanderthals werent enslaved?

[toxic relic]

so what

[modest lynx]

btw im all into transhumanism

i wish i could switch my body to machine one

[toxic relic]

so you concurrently hold the belief that we should forcefully "continue" the human species but you also want to ditch it for a machine body

[modest lynx]

so we should create sense of life to not end up being depressed

[toxic relic]

cognitive dissonance must be crazy with you

[subtle vault]

It's so crazy that they disappeared though

[modest lynx]

what do u mean

[toxic relic]

disappeared?

[subtle vault]

Sorry I typed an extra letter

[toxic relic]

they didnt disappear, they slowly died out because their genetic mutations and evolution didnt adapt to their environment fast enough

[subtle vault]

..... Therefore...

[toxic relic]

they had disadvantageous physiology

they didnt disappear though, that implies they suddenly vanished which isnt credible

[modest lynx]

i think we were also a threat for them

[toxic relic]

how lol

its odd to make up theories with no justification when this is all scientific hypothesis

[subtle vault]

This is a potential theory

[modest lynx]

Yes — Homo sapiens likely competed with Neanderthals for resources 40–60 thousand years ago.
Climate change, faster population growth, better tools, and possibly direct conflicts contributed to Neanderthal extinction, though they also interbred — most non-Africans today carry 1–2% Neanderthal DNA.

[toxic relic]

as in, there are countless studies and papers and reviews of archaeological evidence

[toxic relic]

potential theory

wild

[subtle vault]

That none of which have one definitive answer

[modest lynx]

we nearly made wolves and bears go extinct

so other predators

also must be rivals for us

[toxic relic]

its the most supported scientific theory currently...

[subtle vault]

Their extinction is a complex topic, we know that they're gone, but not why

[toxic relic]

[chrome jetty]

What all dis abt

[toxic relic]

bruh

[modest lynx]

everything is always complex and have various reasons and causes

[toxic relic]

not everything

not everything has nuance

nothing has universal applications

[modest lynx]

i mean things like that

and i know in normal life there is no never and always

[toxic relic]

also you just paraphrased wikipedia

did you ask chatgpt to write that for you

[toxic hawk]

Potential theory. Superman is real

[toxic relic]

lmao

[chrome jetty]

What’s wrong with using external sources in a “scientific” debate

[modest lynx]

well im logistic engieneer

[toxic hawk]

What's that.mean

[modest lynx]

so i cannot be expert

so i need to quote others

[toxic relic]

nothing wrong with cited sources, but that wasnt cited

[toxic hawk]

Wikipedia is not reliable

[toxic relic]

at least let people know where you get your information from

[chrome jetty]

It’s discord, do you expect MLA format lmao

[modest lynx]

oh guys come on

[toxic relic]

i cite my sources bro

[chrome jetty]

It’s more reliable than pulling it out of ur butt tbf

[toxic relic]

especially when we're talking about something academic

[toxic hawk]

What's in Wikipedia can actually be pulled out of someone's butt

[modest lynx]

what i pasted there was right yes ?

[toxic relic]

bruh

[subtle vault]

This conversation is hilarious

[modest lynx]

that take has 10 years old at least

[toxic hawk]

Now that I think about it. Every single article I've ever used, I've never actually verified or cross referenced. Because they're all on government ran websites. I'm questioning the validity of my trust

[chrome jetty]

I meant it as it is more credible then what I can make up off the top of my head.

Most of Wikipedia’s articles use actual citations correlating to academic papers.

Should it be used in substitution for those papers? No, but this isn’t an academic discussion.

[toxic relic]

its good to check

[modest lynx]

how u can question validity of anything if u dont even know if u are senses arent lying to you and u are just in matrix

[toxic hawk]

Good point.

[toxic relic]

not in an "anti-science" distrust, but in a grounded critical review way

[modest lynx]

aging just tell me what i posted was right or wrong? and yes i use a bit chat gpt to communicate bc english isnt my first language

[toxic hawk]

I do always check my Info with professors. It's kinda scary that u cam never know for sure if what I know is truly correct or not, and to what degree it is

[subtle vault]

It's better to get resources from a database, check if it's peer-reviewed, and cross reference. I do this all the time lol

[modest lynx]

especially in discord conversations

[chrome jetty]

(If ur not being ironic ->) Yeah for an academic discussion I 100% agree, but this is a discord debate lol

[toxic hawk]

I don't think resources of information used in a debate should be less significant just because of the platform its on

I get you're trying to say it's not that serious tho

[toxic relic]

right or wrong is an arbitrary question.
what you said was vague enough and all encompassing enough to cover the the most current research on neanderthals
the reason i pointed it out is because using generative ai does lead to a marred perception of your discourse

[subtle vault]

Oh yeah academic discussion 100%, discord dicussions I never take seriously because its 98% people thinking they're smart and using words they don't understand

Like this conversation

[toxic relic]

we're not debating lmao but i like using journals too ngl

[modest lynx]

it lied to me or gave me a knowledge? thats important

[chrome jetty]

I agree, but it’s discord, people will use fallacies and irrational thinking just so they are correct.

[modest lynx]

fallacies

[sleek musk]

lix gotta be like 12 or sum

[subtle vault]

Literally lmao

[toxic relic]

i said yes its fine

[modest lynx]

actually i am 27 🫣

[rain mango]

thats one way to end humanity

[toxic hawk]

Yeah. It's best to know when to just walk away and ignore them

[sleek musk]

gotta be a man child*

[toxic relic]

humans are overrated though

[modest lynx]

.........as we know it and start something bigger

[chrome jetty]

Mmhm

[rain mango]

erm 🫃

[modest lynx]

https://yourlogicalfallacyis.com/

this is best page

[subtle vault]

I am begging you to fish post

[chrome jetty]

I actually hope bionics advance to a point where they are publicly accessible and cheap

That would be great

[sleek musk]

we owe our lives to our neadratals, how dare we leave a living bodies in the past!

[rain mango]

rimworld

[chrome jetty]

Not to become a cyborg, but to treat amputees, and to offer an alternative to organ donation

[chrome jetty]

Basically

[toxic relic]

i do feel insulted but im not an expert on this so your criticism is valid lmao

[sleek musk]

you good choom?

[rain mango]

raid from yidakins ⏰

[modest lynx]

body is a mere vessel as a machine from matrix could say

[burnt kite]

One more game one more game one more game one more game one more game

[chrome jetty]

Sounds like someone ordered uber eats

[sleek musk]

dude... you should lay off the Chrome for a while...

[rain mango]

🫃

[subtle vault]

I love that emoji

[modest lynx]

like in rimworld much more strenght improving senses i dream of it

[toxic relic]

rimworld

[modest lynx]

rimworld

[sleek musk]

same

[rain mango]

professional rim worlder

[modest lynx]

well

HSK

[subtle vault]

🫃

[modest lynx]

stands for hardcore sk

in rimworld

[chrome jetty]

That might be expensive, and i think it will take a lot longer for bionics to be better than flesh

[modest lynx]

i think eyes already are with themarls or something

[chrome jetty]

As battery technology advances it is a possibility

[modest lynx]

or seeing in night

[rain mango]

if we just give all the governmwnt money towards synthetic meat production we might have bionics by 2050

[subtle vault]

My favourite people are the ones that ask why there are no black LED lights

[chrome jetty]

The extent of my knowledge is a jack in someone’s head that allows them to move a bionic arm, and feel through it

[coral mica]

i have a question can anyone help

[chrome jetty]

Super cool technology

[modest lynx]

well to get wisdom why there are no black leds i need to go ask chatgpt 🫣

[rain mango]

cause they reveal too much

[modest lynx]

yes also this like moving mouse coursor just with the thought

[subtle vault]

Is it about why we don't have black LED lights?

[modest lynx]

thought is faster than physical move

[coral mica]

nooooo

[subtle vault]

Literally, no one can know

[rain mango]

[chrome jetty]

I guess, but it’s also much more complex

[modest lynx]

if its about game u should go to #pz_b42_chat

[chrome jetty]

Prob not in my lifetime

[burnt kite]

Choom don't ever talk to me again until you give up on this ganic gonk shit, chrome yourself up and maybe you will start earning back those eddies you owe to that lace dealer you keep hanging with

[chrome jetty]

Man I wish I would get to see humanity 1000 years from now

Like colonizing other planets and whatnot

Man that would be cool

[coral mica]

need help wit b41 mp ion how to get the car and gun mods to work

[chrome jetty]

I hope we start a mars colony within my lifetime

[subtle vault]

Thankful I can't see humanity in 1000 years because none of them will have ever experienced prime fortnite

[burnt kite]

Colonizing last water reserves

[chrome jetty]

Good, fortnite is poop game, I played it from season 2 till dusty divot was hit by meteor

[rain mango]

at that point id relinquish pc games and have tank thread-wheels and careen everywhere

maybe an ak47 as my left arm

[subtle vault]

See? You experienced it in it's prime. Think about how humanity past that moment will never understand

[chrome jetty]

762 shooting from ur arm would be painful

Maybe 9mm

[modest lynx]

newest one is ak23 🤓

[subtle vault]

Bread tastes better than key

[chrome jetty]

I guess, but I also don’t like battle royals lol

[rain mango]

[chrome jetty]

Oh ya? When was that released?

Never heard of it

[rain mango]

ak24 unstable release when

[chrome jetty]

if I had any gun mounted in my arm I’d like a p90 or a Kriss vector lol

[modest lynx]

i think more showed than released

[chrome jetty]

Ahh okay

[modest lynx]

dude why u talking about p90 when u will have lasers or pulses

or god knows what

[subtle vault]

I think it'd be cool to see galactic gladiator arenas

[rain mango]

gasp a lightsaber

[chrome jetty]

I guess powerceells woulda advanced enough by then to make energy weapons viable

But it also would be very very hot

[nimble hare]

zomboid time

[chrome jetty]

Uninstall

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-yeah-thats-right-let-me-see-gif-19058388

[subtle vault]

I mean NBA Youngboy shoots lazers from his eyes

[rain mango]

jesus tenor failed us

[chrome jetty]

Lol

[nimble hare]

what do I do before power goes out

level electrical?

[chrome jetty]

Crack

[burnt kite]

Strongheim

[subtle vault]

Look for NBA Youngboy

[nimble hare]

crack what