#general_chat
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im interrupting class time
This is because a kangaroo is a marcupial
No
o oki
Literally me playing zomboid
Im going to a lake tommorow
Can't wait to gain gif perms
U European or Smth
Yeah
No like, just some random lake
Huh???
I thank God everyday for not making me American
U can't legally just walk into a park sadly at least the ones I've been to
Park toll does NOT go hard
Just go out in the wilderness
I was going to say 1984, but that would be rich coming from someone in UK
CATS
hl2 scientists but they have a mouth full of food
literally ai generated thumbnail
thats wild
truth nuke
HIS HAND IS EVEN AI
LOOK ITS NOT EVEN HOLDING THE "MIC"
HE AI GENERATED HIMSELF
LOL
Lmao
In America? Most parks you can.
Most lakes, parks, etc. are fully open. Staying overnight is the bigger difference. That varies from site to site
Wait what?
Wait they finished their main series?
omg is dat slappy
And still got 1.4 million views š¤·āāļø
I haven't recovered from the Pomni craze
I've never been to something simply called "a park" and had to pay.
Amusement park? Yes
Wild animal Park? Yes
Water Park? Yes
Park? Never
@vital marten like alot of drawing apps they also record your entire drawing session in the background and you can choose if you want to save just the fixated progress or with windows
It is i
haii
someone made a pz mod that gives deers guns
Henlo
Thats sick holy cow
I moved far away from you!
I must focus maxx
My wife and I decided we hate big cities
I ain't paying for a ticket
now we can never go on that wendys date
š I'm not that far away
also anyone think its hilarious that everyone says romero coined the term zombies with night of the living dead but they were actually called GHOULS not zombies so
Just a few hours to the west
the person to coin the term zombie wasnt romero
Victor Halperin did
in 1932
he took the word from haitian folklore
many years before romeros night of the living dead
I think his movies were a big reason why ppl think he coined it
and romero originally called them ghouls
only changing them to zombies in his 2nd movie
white zombie was the first zombie movie
My sister suggested these Cats to test it on
0.5 cam is the only one that works so I had to get creative
GARFIELD DID YOU EAT ALL MY ZA?
Why the cats trippin
idk john did i
white zombie was
but actually night of the living dead was an adaptation of "i am legend"
the novel
Yeah i remember doing a thing about it in HS
romero read i am legend and decided to make his own spin on it
calling them ghouls
it was never supposed to be zombies
Will smif I am legend 
horrible movie adaptation but decent movie
They terrify me anyways
My cam aināt worked in 2 years
Dropped it off a 6 foot ladder and now it works for the 0.5 cam
I guess the age old trick of beating it up so it works again still holds true for modern technology
john thats the best lasagna ive ever had!
My camera is blurry sometimes then other times crystal clear
John fortnite
YES IT LOOKS SICK!!
I actually really liked I am legend, didnāt know it was an adaptation though
Amazing bro
Flint and steal
Thanks, I need to throw more cameras off a 6ft ladder now
I canāt wrap my head around it other than the possibility something was loose like a cable and dropping it knocked it back in and it still partially works despite its damage over the years
All the damage is internal though, my cameras arenāt cracked
How is the display when u have it on video
Prolly crazy
The display is normal, I can even see out the other cameras on my phone it just wonāt allow me to take pictures
š that must be rough when smth cool happens
Itās the strangest thing
So weird
The fact that it kind of looks cool is funny
no...
lul
keep yourself safe
You coming to get me?
@chrome jetty photo, and for some reason video has no weird visual glitches or anything
All the same cams

I know whats wrong with it
Aināt got no gas in it
that looks sick
holy crap
It looks sick, but now Iām baffled
I canāt even explain how thatās happening, I had thought it was the sensor but everything seems to work fine on video
Crazy
Idek lol
At least now it works, for the first time in two years
Post it on reddit or something, some mega nerd is out there
True
@dawn jewel Thank you
!rank
Use the /rank command to check your rank.
For the top 100, you can use /leaderboard or go here:
https://lurkr.gg/levels/projectzomboid
u merely adopted the yap

high ass cat
Likely scardy cat. Rapid tongue movement with open mouth means super anxious / scared.
Cause in a car

The four fucking jokes
crank it soulja boy!!
"Does this impact the lore", "hospital scene", "crank that soulja boy", "misato can groom me"
Shit is staler than WWI hardtack
yeah man... shift's fucking old
Type shift
Bye
the pfp is the dude from old mans country or whatever it's called right?
Chat do you like my roads?
looks american
Itās a nightmare
looks like roads
No country for old men, yes

Would have been a meme a couple of years ago
We all died in 2016 and this is hell
I'm not gonna talk about it any further, because its gonna wander into very sensitive topics
roblox the new politics
Yeah i feel we may have the same opinion on roblox lmaoo

i kinect with this
that not even rhyme
People bought it?
Wait until you learn that the kinect was designed for audio use.
They WANTED to make games where you could issue voice commands to NPCās.
But the tech honestly was released way too early
Wii won out over kinnect cause Wii kept it simple and to the point. Kinect made plans for cool shit, but no actual game developer wanted to spend the extra time or money to make game features for it.
To the point literally
Same with Wii VR stuff. Nifty gimmick, but itās not actual VR and no games were made to implement it
Call of duty on the Wii was something else
Wii VR?
Never heard of it, time to dive in
Sorry SWITCH VR. Switch 1.0. Not wii
chat, what makes a car
Wiiener
wheels, metal frame, engine
I assume its like one of those phone vr boxes?
Cardboard phone holder
wrong, its an automobile factory
me i make cars
You fold up a cardboard cutout that cost like $40 and strap that to your face.
It holds the switch in place. But itās heavy. Makes your neck hurt.
And no games
Yep. THIS
I tried one of those VR things
Google cardboard moment
Breath of the wild actually looks epic in 3D / VR. But itās unplayable cause the front heavy load of strapping the switch to your face.
What do yall use for headphones?
earphones
Samsung Galaxy buds
I used to have a 3D TV. 99% of PC games can be played in 3D and some are really frikkin cool.
Cyberpunk 2077 in 3D makes me want to do nothing for 40 hours but look at shit
I use these
I got a rayzor 5.1 headset for like $50.
Love it
I like them but was thinking about looking around
Rayzor is ball
But most my gaming I just use my home theatre speakers
I want those 
I play too many audio dependant games
My neighnors get pissed hearing 5.1 surround sound Helldivers
War games would be peak with home theater and true surround sound
YES
THIS ENERGY
Yes cause ear dmg by playing tarkov full blast with boosters
I do too. But rear speakers are directly behind my head so I can still pinpoint sound
PUT YOUR HANDS UP POW BLAM POW SKRRRTATATATA
Oh wait body cam
<@&671452400221159444>
Thatās bout as loud as ready or not
Im old so Iām outta Fās to give. Lol.
Subwoofer is maxed out along with the base. So my bed will sometimes rumble
I hope unrecorded ends up being good
I lost hope for it
Ha. Cya my guy
Why? Time
I hate my dms lmao
Fox⦠or Dog�
Fog
Both�
The shitposting is real
The ONE good thing about real ID being a thing, is that scams like this will drop dramatically. At least for a while.
Cause bans will be based on government ID, not merely IP address or e-mail.
Catch a ban from Nintendoās e-shop? Itās lifetime until you win an appeal.
LMAO
Amazing
The fog is coming š š š¤
I always ping
This sounds like it goes both ways
IDās will become valuable access information, which will attract the attention of neāre-do-wells
Thinking about it, IDs are already valuable in this sense
but it would make that value more
It will. And inevitably companies will fight it.
When fortnite rolls out a 16+ age limit and requires government ID to set up in-game purchases?
They are gonna lose something like $1B in sales per month. HALF of their monthly earnings will vanish overnight.
Epic games will lobby to fight or circumvent ID laws
I downloaded lost light.
It'll become a wonderful place without lil shits ngl
My old job? I refunded literally millions just in v-buck fraud. I am deeply and well involved in finances for that specific sector of the gaming industry
something that has a s on it
s for cheese!
And 80% of fraud is never disputed or reported.
So for every million I found and refunded? That was 20% of the actual v-buck fraud. The $2-3 BILLION fortnite pulls in every 30 days comes from a massive infrastructure and spider web of financial institutions
Swiss cheese
kapow
Iām genuinely so god awful at project zomboid
welcome to the club
You'll get better
once u learn combat and the strats associated u will be set
mfers with max metal working
Hell ya
Everyone is at first. You learn, grow and get better
where u get ur memes
This reminds me to add I wanna be neenja to my mod
ministry of autism
I have autism, how do i enter
Almost all the songs I use are in simlish.
contact your local mememissar
How do i find out who that is
Where do I go to give a suggestion?
Are your eyeglasses dirty and did you leave the stove on?
for pz?
pretty sure indistone has a suggestions board on their website
Yep.
https://steamcommunity.com/app/108600/discussions/2/ there or tis forums
Project Zomboid - Project Zomboid is an open-ended zombie-infested sandbox. It asks one simple question ā how will you die?Ā In the towns of Muldraugh and West Point, survivors must loot houses, build defences and do their utmost to delay their inevitable death day by day. No help is coming ā their continued survival relies on their own cunn...
Many thanks.
Im legit worried Roxy will die when I reboot the server. Was on an extended break, so am out of practice. Day 1 is hard AF so she may die š
Lightning is such an underrated FF character
Scav is afraid of women
Donār worry. Everyone is
why are you so scary?
a schizo will contact you with troll face server link
HAHAHAHA
Okay ill be on the look out for a schizo

AAAAAA AAA AAAAAAAAA
anyone remaining complacent and silent in the face of fascism and genocide will be remembered for their cowardice
Does this apply to people who are deaf and blind
no <3
:D
no exceptions
Yeah when I beat up a mute person they made sounds
@bronze moat you like Lightning too?
the true horror of zomboid is living in a world where there are no humans the only humanoid things we see are zomboids we hear humans and have the radio but we never actually see any
zomboids horror is liminal
zzzz
More than Tifa TBH
:D
Idk man dark places are scary to some
Also the constant jumpscare music lands every now and then

Lightning is more direct, more likely to jump into combat head first, or punch Snow.
I like her attitude more.
For a second I thought this was Sausage Party
Those commercials are peak
Bro is grinding that rank
I don't think my exact issue is in #1019767076094758924, so I'll ask you;
Why doesn't the new Discord overlay work in PZ?
I guess that's fair, so then please refer me to someone else?
Uh, hate to break it to ya but Lou isn't a tech support agent
I remember piccolo being cooler š
hes just some guy
I finished my classes
I had a good first day at my new job
And I mostly completed my move to a new house / city
I'm very tired
Right. I guess I make a post about it in #1019767076094758924?

My house will never be unpacked
Ima sleep goodnight chat
uh yeah maybe?
Gn
not entirely sure if tech support would know how to fix it if its some recent discord update or somethin
mod's harder than usual, can't stall properly anymore and the usual rule of threats always being in the back isn't always followed
some threats are frontliners
which means they have tanky HP so its harder to take down, but easier to stun
It might be a PZ issue cuz apparently Borderless Windowed has had issues for a long while based on searching "borderless" in #1019767076094758924. Regardless, thank for pointing me in the right direction, I guess?
The bird mask guy is neat tho
yeah mate sorry I can't h elp, I don't use the overlay myself
has a stun that stuns a target for 2 turns with a 2 turn cooldown
only if the enemy has a certain debuffs applied on them
At least the legacy version works.
I been noticing my left leg feeling more weak then my right for the past week and I don't want to get appointment with my doctor
- the knee itself hurts when I bend it so each step is slightly uncomfortable
lowk i rlly hate when british "people" say HQ like "heich q"
How do they say people different?
read it again
Oh
I'm exhausted I so "" so I thought the British were saying people
God i'm so dumb
I have never seen a British person say HQ like heich q
they say it wierd
like the soulless husk's they are
British people aren't real anyway
FINALLY
Like I refuse that they exist
im so pissed bruh
whats with 17
i got timed out in my fav server
isn't katana like 18 or something?
so i cant shitpost in there anymore
frogski steals some of your exp to slow down your leveling
God i talk to much
bc hes lowk evil
FROGSKI IS THE DEVIL CONFIRMED
there's a reason why his level is so high
as a plunger, you can't shitpost anything here either >:)
yet we don't see him yap a lot
yes you should ping him to steal some of your xp back
@stone meadow ur the devil

its so fucked dude
and the stupid part was i got timed out for saying schizo
just don't mention an orange
the annoying orange
like the vegetable?\
vegetable...
yes a vegetable like a tomato
and like a zuchinni
i can rhyme orang with bornana
MnM reference!
borang
Zuchinni's aren't real, thats just a cucumber grown in a special way
Yr boring

its woke liberal propoganda
Joking zozo ur so fun and comedic
hey chat
pushing the pro zuchinni agenda
rizzle me this chatman
Ok
what is left after u eat two cherries
penis
Lmao
NO NO NO NO NO
Nova ain't wrong
vagina

the woke left is silencing me
i havent seen u in awhile
that show is asscheeks
genuinely unwatchable dogshit
Fuck you mean awhile, I've been active every day
that show just me confused the entire time
im a D1 murderbots hater

the show is such fucking cheeks its all incomprehensible
Theyāre redoing murderdroids as comic books with better writing
I haven't missed chatting a dsingle day in this chat... Am I chronologically online?
disgusting (in bubble voice)
Don't care, I want genocidal skin suit droid

NO YOU SHOULD BE UNHAPPY
MY DISLIKE OF THE SHOW WARRANTS YOUR DISLIKE ASWELL

Ive never seen this masked fellow
is penis against tos?
no
what is murderdrones and why is it polarizing
its just mid
its about drones that somehow gained flesh
There may be minors here anyways
so much anger and hate, this chat needs more love
I still don't get how flesh and metal are part of the lore, but its there
imagine if you shit in a pot and used piss as a broth and then ate it like a soup thats what murderdrones is
POYO
anyways back to BR DD
Me when
god damn hes so fucking hot
the captain
i froth at the mouth for moist critical
The flow of the fight is also harder btw
since turn 1
you get a massive Acc reduction
u yearn for the greased one
yall just dont understand how attracted i am to moist critical
I watched some of it
I didn't geddit, but it looked cool
so you can't really use offensive moves Unless said move ignores Prep acc down
im down bad for him
We cannot let u see jesus
EMBED FAIL!!!!
Work for them
if ur nuthin without embed then u dont deserve it - ironman
dont make me spam penits in the discord server
keep talking and the power of shitposting shall be bestowed upon you eventually
Spamming won't help either
Youāll just get muted
no no dont stop them
keep appeasing ur lord sovereign (me) u will be rewarded
im gunna do it

ok liberal
!!!
chat im addicted to warthunder
the woke left and didnt even say goodbye


What one episode of south park does to a mf
glorped
imagine a whole season
Psyche destroyed
ive watched all seasons
Eric cartman enters ur body and controls u from then on

mind discombobulated

Sybau ā¤ļø
i steam lots of hams
Dont let nova watch golden kamuy
the kinetic power of 152mm shells
dont let nova watch deez
Hah gottem
how i feel after a tummy ache
bro shouldve built resistance smh my head 
shoulda invested your points into stamina
Stress healing at camps is neat, also every mission is longer than normal so every quest has 1 camp
make its easier to heal/deal with stress
Occ started with like 80 stress lmao
The Captain of the Flameseeker answers some questions from the Black Reliquary community!
Black Reliquary is a total conversion mod for Darkest Dungeon and has its own Early Access available to download on Steam:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2119270/Black_Reliquary/
We asked these questions through Discord and Twitter (also known as X)...
play it off as a death's door seal build
my guy's been surviving death doors a lot more than base game lmao
Death door is higher than usual
Strange, I'm pan
Doofus :)
me when i use the pan to fry
Frying what?
Peak Cinema.
bonk
makin' bacon
Dig through the ditches and burn through the witches
I SLAM in the back of my Dragula
kapow
What are you thinking about
Listen to the original by Kenny ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3A5AMHIUqA )
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Deltarune by Toby Fox
Music by Toby Fox
Trap Remix by Zeb & Mythic ( https://www.youtube.com/@zebuez ), ( https://www.youtube.com/@MythicApex )
Gif by Triki_Tr0y ( https://x.com/Triki_Tr0y ), ( ...
driving in my car
Right after a beer
A singular one?
A 5th of vodka
you look like a deer
My teas gone cold Iām wondering why I, got out of bed at all š„
kapow
No your a deer
Wild
Im sorry for your loss

whoah
Lou give me the secret handshake
Hell ya
Liquid would enjoy Cool Ranch Doritos
Oh hi maepple
Hey Storm
How are you today
Bad
Oop.
:(
It gets better, within time
Every day, has its end
Iād like to say more but my brain aināt working dang it
I unlocked new social anxieties
alguien que hable espaƱol y quiera jugar jaja
I didn't think it was possible either
tell me about your new debuff
Wha, no.
emotional support kangeroo to fight them
at least the stats debuff
Calling it a debuff is mad š¤£
It makes me an oblivion npc but I still put myself out there
I tell myself they wonāt remember me in 20 years
That helps
My idea is hopefully as I force myself to do more things little by little, maybe some goofing off in public, it will be demolished to a little squeak of a voice in my head
5 years ago it was Oh god theyāre looking at me (anyone)
I don't care about people thinking I am weird.
that's not bad, usually it's -100 speech and 50% chance of paralysis in the presence of someone
I see, thereās still something there that is making you over analyze though
I'd rather not go into my thoughts about it ._.
Yelllow
pee drinker
I know I am weird but itās more so the worry that I make bad impressions, itās kinda hard to put to words but in that ballpark
any chance for emotional support pets @swift crag
Thatās fine
Can i have an emotional support midget
Hopefully you find ways to help combat it, wish you all the best
No, unless you want pats.
pats?
squisbby cat
Absolute Jello
Who put you in the garbage compactor?
oh my
hello floof

ahem
I'm sending you all to jobs.
What if I already left job
Work confinement.
what if I already have minimum wage job

You get scammed out of 30% of your wages.
Donāt forget the quarter
no
Get back in the vending machine
WHA
Honestly if a zombie apocalypse happened that would solve a whole lot of my problems lmao
the floof does not belong in a vending machine >:c
A4
you didnt sink my battleship
no hit, I shell B6
shit thats a good move
Something needs to make the machine function.
Gimme a soda :3
Dang it
That is how vending machines work. There's just a little guy in there and you tell them what you want
can you be bought
you can buy me
Okay it's working as intended.
am not worth much anyways
Is it supposed to freeze like that 
That looks good
AHHHHHH
Tim Hortons donuts are pretty damn good
yes
it stares at you
as a canadian i agree
Can I try one?
Watch out lesbians. It's the horse
we dont sell them in the machine
Whoah
sucks to suck
what even drink is that?
I'm not Canadian but I did try them once when I went to Canada and they were good. Probably some of the best I've had from any chain donut place.
American surprised at international food quality?
red champagne, local drink similar to coke and pepsi
why'd they get a fancy name
we got 3 flavors at my work
while we get Coke
Cocake
You can get weed soda at least.
Iāve heard itās not that nice
brownie or soda
I've had some they're pretty good actually. If you get them with not much in it.
femtynl soda
awoooga
Scooby Doobie Doo
I should get some more tteokbokki >->
just go make some
No.
arent u from Indiana? u have good product
ah
close but no
Illinois then
nope
well
Strike the floof
i have the supercharged physgun
attempting what!
I know what youāre trying to do
shh
We got him
YOULL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE
never said i was going to keep you alive
free meat
you cant last 3 minutes in a room with me
the world is going to shit
so
why not
Because surviving in such a world is defiance. Continuing to exist is the best thing you can do
you look like a deer
im a dog
I could take on 6 floofs at once
Woah
Autismcrate
Jarvis, destroy their vocal cords so they cant scream 4 help
NUU

The screaming is the best part tho
My Civ Game just became the Gulf War LMAO
Cursed
which civ?
Caseohā¦
Arabia just invaded its neighbor and so now I am striking them with over 20 submarines and battleships a turn LMAO
š„
Civ 6
we're living in a blackhole that he made
And my Armored and Infantry Divisions are amassing on the border.
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Civ 3 and 4 literally have the gulf war, warhammer, halo and many more awesome content
jarvis prepare the chair of agony
Jarvis commit armed robbery
jarvis commit angry individual
kapow
Jarvis tie up sean
Jarvis get me a koolaid jammer
why
It should not be this hard to convince someone that no, you cannot have someone drop you off at the entry gate and walk to all of the visitor sites and campgrounds
cuz ur a little shit
What
Ur going to the room.
im a big shit
The room?
The room.
My bad g
the room with a chair of agony
Grippy socks room?
The phallic room
also the chair of hatred
That doesnt sound family friendly
I put people who misbehave in the room.
its a chair sat atop a table saw
woah woah woah i dont consent
Its not me you gotta say that to
Ur not the only resident who may be evil.
Im a victim of society, i should not be punished for wrongs i committed on behalf of a failing societal structure
Societyā¦
yes, yes you do
nonononononono
Im straight
i like women
What what?
unfortunately for you I'm going to sleep right now
Sleep
fredrik von fazbearington
Fr i don't like boykisser lmao
Pov u stayed in yantar too long
@twin bear BULLIED a player IN MY GMOD SERVER into LEAVING like a MEANIE POOPOO HEAD

BRO HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA THATS FUCKED
And I'll fucking do it again
the controllers make you unalive
in Stalker
ikik
ulx ban "glizzy"
Ive never actually had it happen before
I gotta add u lemme get off frebby and enable ur server stuff too
homigrad only
Dat do be showing up
Anyone else wanna play gmod
sure
Enabled ur mods and added u on steam
How do you sleep when itās hot
how do you lose a horde chasing you
Dunno
Go into the woods or go through a house or some shit
kill it
a dead horde
is a good horde
im in....
bored sup
No
Gordon Freeman!(

"See you in hell!"
sure pal ill be there
I may have to redo some keybinds at first
gmod horror mode




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