general_chat

[placid cobalt]

metal things

inb4 frogski is building nukes in thei rbasement

[stone meadow]

i wish, thats the fun part

but then i wouldnt be able to talk about it

[vital marten]

Never had a use for those obese screws

[placid cobalt]

i dun think nuclear power is cool but

i get why everyone loooves it

[stone meadow]

if you think those are obese i got some 1 foot long ones thatll shock you

[placid cobalt]

youre into nuclear stuff right?

[stone meadow]

well not technically, i was in atomic energy authority but now im working for a compnay that happens to have a nuclear client they put me on

[vital marten]

https://tenor.com/view/truth-nuke-truth-nuke-trvth-nvke-big-boss-gif-15944112429945701902

These I am

[placid cobalt]

private sector go brrrr

enrons egg was a joke wasnt it?

[stone meadow]

never even heard of it

but looking at it, yeah seems like it

[placid cobalt]

so iwant land/self sufficiency, but i want to build something generational, the biggest issue im coming across is electric production

sure i can buy solar, wind, hydro, but will that work in 200 years?

i doubt

[stone meadow]

i mean your descendants can always just replace whatever power generating method you got

[placid cobalt]

i dont think anyone has adressed it as an issue

yeah but it feels so short term

if ican figure out how to produce and store energy indefintely..like

a reusable batter thats easy to fix/make or somehting

[stone meadow]

Nonthing will work indefinitely, batteries degrade over time and hold less and less charge

[vital marten]

^^

The best thing you can do is have kids and teach them to do it themselves with an emphasis on family values

[stone meadow]

youll have to replace something eventually no matter what but thats true for just about anything you run off that power too

[placid cobalt]

yeah i just wanted to think longer term than most

[stone meadow]

i think replacing your solar panels/components every 20 years is reasonable

[vital marten]

Forget all amenities and learn how to build with Roman concrete

[placid cobalt]

we dunno how to make it

also big stone trumps concrete

[vital marten]

Hurdle number 1

[placid cobalt]

i wanna use big stones to build muh house

[burnt kite]

Fuck building

Raid and rob others

[vital marten]

Okay you brought this image back into my mind

Buy a mountain and carve your home into it

[stone meadow]

looks like a miniatude

miniature

[chrome jetty]

@dawn jewel Thank you

[toxic relic]

nonthing

[placid cobalt]

id never get planning permission for it

lmao

[stone meadow]

youre nonthing

you hear me

nonthing

[toxic relic]

i cant hear you, you're typing

[chrome jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/emoji-in-distress-emoji-sad-emoji-disappearing-emoji-disintegrating-seokvrse-gif-25237004

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/heart-hands-cigarette-beer-gif-24506983

[stone meadow]

i want beer but its monday

[toxic relic]

its tuesday here already bruv

get a beer for me

[vital marten]

Blob of latex paint in my eye

The burn of shame

[chrome jetty]

put it in the other eye too

[burnt kite]

Chewsday innit

[waxen cedar]

nawhhh maet issa fukkin wennsdaeh

[chrome jetty]

huh

[vital marten]

Tint my vision white

[chrome jetty]

Use a spoon to take out vision

if u cant see a problem it dont exist

[fair yacht]

'-'

[chrome jetty]

hi sporfo

[fair yacht]

Hi jadod

[vital marten]

Oh wow..

[chrome jetty]

whatcha doo

[vital marten]

I dropped my phone and my camera that hasn’t worked in 2 years just started working

But

[fair yacht]

Fabulous

[chrome jetty]

no shot, thats crazy

BRO THAT ACTUALLY LOOKS SICK

[vital marten]

🤣

[chrome jetty]

blessing in disguise

[vital marten]

Every I take photo got this color

[chrome jetty]

yo take photos of cool stuff and send it here

like sunset sun rise, random shit

[chrome jetty]

Ru feeling any better?

[toxic relic]

built in lsd filter

[vital marten]

I’ll see what I can find

[lilac quarry]

metal gear frog

[fair yacht]

Getting there!

[toxic relic]

[chrome jetty]

Happy to hear

[fair yacht]

Bronchitis takes a bit

[stone meadow]

invincible

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid-snake-boss-gif-15807632592168015553

[quartz thorn]

Hiii!

[vital marten]

He’s so handsome

[lilac quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/birb-weird-egg-glasses-face-gif-2844273062192399129

[quartz thorn]

I don't like this thing very much

[harsh vault]

hai loki

BIRB

BIRB FREN

[quartz thorn]

Helloo

[harsh vault]

i missed u

[vital marten]

So it’s okay to kill it?

[chrome jetty]

salutations

[quartz thorn]

Mmm

Why would you?

It's not causing any harm

As far as I'm aware

[chrome jetty]

Its wearing a cooked child

[burnt kite]

Studious creature

[chrome jetty]

kinda wild

[quartz thorn]

You think it did that?

[chrome jetty]

Why is it just standing there all chill like

[last spoke]

Makes me feel kinda sick

[stone meadow]

im gonna cause it harm

[placid cobalt]

beer oclock

burgers with wedges

[stone meadow]

i want beer

[last spoke]

Which isn't great considering I did throw up a few minutes ago

[stone meadow]

i shouldnt but i want some

[placid cobalt]

sadly the mrs drinks carlsberg so thats what we have

i prefer ale or cider

[stone meadow]

i like asahis

https://tenor.com/view/fukuyama-masaharu-beer-asahi-gif-9764201

[placid cobalt]

when i was alcoholic, i used to drink a cider called barnstormer lmao

theres a japanese lemon alcohol drink thats lit but spensive

[burnt kite]

I got a ghost wipe lets goʻoooo

[quartz thorn]

Wha

[placid cobalt]

favorite meal go!

[quartz thorn]

Dinamitas!!

Is my favorite spicy chip / snack...

I don't k oe what my favorite meal is

Uhm

Maybe like

Some kind of noodles

[lilac quarry]

pho

a real pho is my favourite meal

[burnt kite]

Khinkali

[stone meadow]

a russian salad called olivie

could eat that shit by the bucket

shame its a pain in.tbe ass to make we only eat it on new years

[vital marten]

I’m a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride

I’m wanted

Dead or Alive

[lilac quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/tweaking-out-black-guy-tweaking-meme-gif-6022943353035016664

I dont' wanna go to work tonight

[stone meadow]

i just finished work still on the bus

well actually i finished an hour and 15 mins ago

[lilac quarry]

whack

wtf

[stone meadow]

another 15 mins to go!

[lilac quarry]

it takes you 1.5 hours to get home??

[stone meadow]

yeah

[lilac quarry]

quit

work at tesco

[stone meadow]

i gotta start driving bro

but also i dont wanna

[lilac quarry]

why not

[stone meadow]

driving stresses me out i think im gonna kill someone

[lilac quarry]

so what

[stone meadow]

but wasting 3 hours a day isnt the move either

[lilac quarry]

just move on after the clean kill

[stone meadow]

true

[lilac quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/hodhodaa-gif-22203588

just imagine

[stone meadow]

i have too much empathy for my fellow human being i should cut it out

[lilac quarry]

yeah just lock in

[lyric galleon]

driving aint the issue

its the other drivers

[bronze moat]

My commute includes a section of freeway that literally averages 1 accident, daily, between 11 am and 2 pm. I lost count of how many near misses I’ve had.

Buses? Under a 1% chance of an accident.

[last spoke]

Just got called ideological for pointing out an accessibility issue and how it can be addressed

[bronze moat]

We should just catapult people to work. Saves on traffic AND gas

[burnt kite]

Not a selfish bastard = commie

[last spoke]

Like I was saying that AI shit falls in the uncanny valley, which for us triggers a fight or flight response, where when intense enough leads to feeling sick or having an anxiety attack

[toxic hawk]

So what. That's just more work for you

[stone meadow]

chat 1 like and i get a beer

[lilac quarry]

now get two

[lyric galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/push-it-somewhere-else-spongebob-patrick-star-patrick-push-it-gif-19729647

[lilac quarry]

actually 3 now

[stone meadow]

ok fiiiine

[lilac quarry]

4 beers frogski

[lyric galleon]

can you split the beer

[stone meadow]

4 beers it is

[lyric galleon]

wait whats the brit thing again

[lilac quarry]

drink

[lyric galleon]

split the g

guinness

[last spoke]

The "how you can help" part was the fact that you can report undisclosed use of AI and it looks like Valve acts on it

[lilac quarry]

pissness

[lyric galleon]

i wonder if i can get used to beer

cause i got used to matcha

[lilac quarry]

wym

[last spoke]

Beer is garbage

[lyric galleon]

like with bitter flavors

your taste associates it with bad but then it acclimates

[lilac quarry]

nah I don't fuck with any sour beers, no IPA or anything

[stone meadow]

beer is the only thing i can drink but even that im slowly becoming allergic to

[lyric galleon]

hops allergy?

[last spoke]

Bitter bread piss water for like 2%?
I'll stick with my lemon soda vodka

[stone meadow]

i go crazy off red wine and cant pace myself on spirits

[loud flint]

damn no water?

weird frog

[lyric galleon]

speaking of vodka

i wanna try that nutella vodka

[lilac quarry]

yeah whatever get sammer'd

[loud flint]

that's old

get hole judged

[lyric galleon]

my first impression with vodka is fuck ass

[tender igloo]

Yeah ehatever get sammer'D

[loud flint]

ehatever

[lilac quarry]

are you still sick

[stone meadow]

if i dm you my hole can you judge it

[lilac quarry]

ok just being a big baby

[tender igloo]

Im still tired lol

[loud flint]

I judge on commission only

[lyric galleon]

virtual colonoscopy

[lyric galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/virtual-insanity-virtual-insanity-template-walking-dancing-rearranging-furnitures-gif-27710286

[harsh vault]

why frogski

[lilac quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/tayomaki-covid-mask-sakigifs-meme-gif-22517141

COVID

SHE GOT THE VID

[tender igloo]

Lol

5 years later from some asshole that coughed at walmart in the bra sector

[lyric galleon]

lol

[lilac quarry]

sector

[loud flint]

that's tradition

[lilac quarry]

never heard anyone say that

[harsh vault]

oh someone here is called the hole judger

icky

[loud flint]

I cough into all the bras too

[tender igloo]

I even walked away from his cough lol

[lyric galleon]

puppers got that wasp memory for vengeance

[tender igloo]

But covid sucks that is all

[bronze moat]

Rocky Mountains and unlimited taco bar!

[tender igloo]

For 2 weeks like wtf

[lilac quarry]

don't get me sick or I'll be so mad

[loud flint]

doesn't look unlimited

[lyric galleon]

i love cucumber

[harsh vault]

ur literally ems

[loud flint]

what is that barrel even for

the carpenter just used AI

[lilac quarry]

america

[lyric galleon]

cucumber, onion, sauce and meat

i love soft wrap with crunchy contents

[bronze moat]

Decor

[loud flint]

Decor?

I barely know her

[lyric galleon]

oh and tomatoes

[bronze moat]

Opens at 11 am. Already 20 people here

Cause tacos

[neon bramble]

maybe you shouldn't be driving after all

[bronze moat]

Cactus tacos

[stone meadow]

true

beer would take the edge off driving tho

[loud flint]

What would they be called if Stallone never wrote that movie

[vital marten]

Footlong for $5

[neon bramble]

learning to drive is the worst mistake of my life

[vital marten]

Beats Friday’s 3 chicken sandwiches for $20

[lilac quarry]

5

[neon bramble]

getting drafted to drive all day

[lilac quarry]

5 dollar

5 dollar footloooooonnnggggg

[neon bramble]

I miss sleeping like a brick in the passenger seat

[vital marten]

Idk how to drive but maybe I can do it for ya

Mind the bumpiness

[stone meadow]

can TIS budget me a private driver

[neon bramble]

its ok when I'm asleep I just dont care

[stone meadow]

its relevant to moderating promise

[lilac quarry]

yeah just request a TIS credit card, I can't live without mine

[stone meadow]

fo sho

[lilac quarry]

the spiffocard

[chrome jetty]

Kapow

[vital marten]

TIS I got good credit, give me the spiffocard so I can get 3% cashback on dining

[stone meadow]

tis sponsored drug binges

racking up lines with the spiffocard

[tender igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/ace-venture-dylan-uhhh-uh-uhh-gif-26049069

[nimble hare]

i wanna live in Louisville tbh

or rosewood

Knox county as a whole

[bronze moat]

Arnold Mountains

[toxic relic]

cutting the white powder with my ben 10 card

[bronze moat]

Pew pew

[vital marten]

Somebody sent this in another server and I can’t get it outta my mind

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/552452308122730547/1404323674299043890/nom_frederica_fish.gif

That poor fish

[wraith dust]

fish 🤤

[bronze moat]

It was quick tho

[vital marten]

Cronch

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/vc-fish-vc-voice-call-voice-call-gif-23800867

[wraith dust]

but the bones

[toxic relic]

death feels like infinity when you're facing your end

[wraith dust]

didnt even devein

[toxic relic]

the fish watched as bro chomped on its head

[wraith dust]

anime logic so its excused

[toxic relic]

felt the teeth break skin and pierce flesh

[vital marten]

That’s what I’m saying

So horrific

[toxic relic]

how long did the fish wait until its nerves were severed

[bronze moat]

After a be-heading, you are awake and aware for up to 30 seconds. Ears and eyes still work

[wraith dust]

oh hell nah

[vital marten]

[wraith dust]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1398751114144382988/1400930673966977144/RDT_20250516_2309351221989317899962772.gif

[bronze moat]

Round 2. This may be my limit

[vital marten]

There is no limit

Lay down so your stomach flattens

[wraith dust]

https://tenor.com/view/wildfireuv-gif-26390378

[vital marten]

Shot so powerful it blew his hat off lmfao

[wraith dust]

Real

[bronze moat]

Hey @stone meadow got a place that serves drive through margaritas.

[vital marten]

Why does it look pleasant though

It actually doesn’t look like it’d feel too bad, wonder what benefits milk has for the skin

[toxic relic]

margaritas are overrated

[vital marten]

Dilute the alcohol? Drink it straight and look me in the eyes

[toxic relic]

exactly

i generally dont like mixed drinks tbh

theyre usually way too sweet

[vital marten]

I don’t see the appeal in them, other than turning drinking into a hobby

[toxic relic]

truly

[tender igloo]

there was this drink i tried , some fish bowl drink , becasue it came with a free alligator and it was so sugary

[toxic relic]

bruh

american sentence

[vital marten]

Can’t say no to free alligator

That’s like chicken

[ivory grail]

Oh good heavens I stubbed my toe

[vital marten]

Do it again

It feels good you just done it wrong

[toxic relic]

skill issue, remove your toes

[tender igloo]

lol

[toxic relic]

[vital marten]

Looks like a buzz ball puppers 🤣

[tender igloo]

my bf at the time got me one and he had to drive so i had to drink it

[toxic relic]

looks like my piss after not drinking water for 2 weeks

[vital marten]

Alcohol is stored in the balls

[toxic relic]

🗣️

[tender igloo]

ok, do you guys remember when we had sekrits lol

[toxic relic]

tequila rita

[vital marten]

All buzz balls are ass

[tender igloo]

because i retain stupid knowledge and now im gonna be like fartnuts the buzzball pisser

[tender igloo]

when i used to drink i tried one and they are freaking disgusting

[toxic relic]

im a humble man, i accept this description

[tender igloo]

id rather drink brandy

[ivory grail]

I kept doing it until my toe nail into my foot

[toxic relic]

brandy is good

[quasi slate]

im vibrating insanely fast rn holy crap

[tender igloo]

EW no it is not

[quasi slate]

so hype

[toxic relic]

love a good brandy

[vital marten]

Feels good yet?

[harsh vault]

are buzz balls new age four lokos

[vital marten]

Puppers may know

I’m not old enough

[ivory grail]

You bet

[harsh vault]

puppers has me blocked

[ivory grail]

It doesn't...

[tender igloo]

i bought some of this once or some other brand and it was foul lol

[harsh vault]

wait you arent in your 30s?

[vital marten]

No LMAO

21

[harsh vault]

close enough

[serene marlin]

can anyone ping @lunar pilot for me

[toxic relic]

push the nail into the nail bed then tear it out and lift it off your toe then pour some salt on the open nail flesh

[serene marlin]

can anyone ping @lunar pilot for me plz 🙏

[ivory grail]

Does that regrow the nail

[harsh vault]

@quasi slate when u getting ur role back

[toxic relic]

surely

[toxic relic]

pear brandy

[quasi slate]

never

[tender igloo]

no they hate pickles

[ivory grail]

It on the internet so it must be true that why I shot all the people who were trying to fixed the 5g tower because I didn't want the brain rot

[quasi slate]

i didnt ask for it and i dont want it back either

[tender igloo]

anyone who doesnt like pickle , doesnt get a friendship turd

[vital marten]

Jesus, I outta be able to grow facial hair if I’m close enough 😭

I get carded and told I look 16

[harsh vault]

you sound upset, are you okay?

[quasi slate]

ya im listening to a banger remix right now

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/649009179230732291/1276102107786641450/2076299423_preview_FAIL_Gif.gif

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6zIKd-ouys

[vital marten]

Diverting the brain cells to the music

[harsh vault]

is it miku pilled

[vital marten]

[toxic relic]

i fuck with pickles

[twin bear]

4 lokos are good

[vital marten]

Never heard of them

[tender igloo]

@lilac quarry im laughing so ahrd i have tears , why are you in the shitter, cause youre number 2

[toxic relic]

i genuinely would and have eaten a full jar of pickles and then the juice

[twin bear]

Lil babies cant hold ur alcohol

[vital marten]

Not when it’s nasty

[harsh vault]

are they still blackouts in a can

[toxic relic]

how do you get blackout from one can

[ivory grail]

I got to work in like 3 hours this is basically my mind i got 2 hours of sleep and like 700mg of caffeine at the moment in me

[tender igloo]

dude i love pickle juice

[vital marten]

Never blacked out off of alcohol… Xanax though…

[toxic relic]

chad behaviour

[vital marten]

One blackout enough to make me never want to do it again

[ivory grail]

I'm shaking like a addict from all this coffee man

[rose kestrel]

Impossible to be liked by everyone

[harsh vault]

four lokos were the shit, had caffeine, high alcohol, all for like 3 dollars

[lilac quarry]

xanax was the worst thing to do, I don't get the addiction aspect of it

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/krill-shrimp-one-in-a-krillion-gif-15542733422990756729

[harsh vault]

they blocked me before my change, years ago

[quasi slate]

xanax ice cream 🤤

[tender igloo]

is it like ambien

that stuffs weird

[lilac quarry]

was just a time travel experience with a sleep hangover

[vital marten]

I did it to speed time for a game release

[lilac quarry]

waste of time

[tender igloo]

i tried to crawl into a poster on my wall

[vital marten]

Stupid I know

[ivory grail]

What do you mean changed did you like evolved?

[twin bear]

1 is not enough 2 is too many

[ivory grail]

Like a pokemon

[rose kestrel]

It still applies from the cradle to the grave,
Second chances are rare

[vital marten]

Kinda, but it’s stronger I think

[harsh vault]

yes

[twin bear]

John Fuckin Zomboid

[vital marten]

This guy fucks

[toxic relic]

thats such a stupid reason but i find it extremely relatable and empathise with your choices

[vital marten]

It did make time go faster

[lilac quarry]

I'm so happy I was the OG John Zomboid

[vital marten]

Whole 24 hours I don’t remember ANYTHING

[tender igloo]

yah but did you see the chicken

[vital marten]

I cut myself up and cussed everyone at work.. yeah I ain’t blacking out on anything again

[rose kestrel]

Bison

[vital marten]

I think I turn evil

[lilac quarry]

yeah whatever poop chicken

https://tenor.com/view/birb-weird-egg-glasses-face-gif-2844273062192399129

[twin bear]

R u OG train tho

[tender igloo]

YAH BUT LOOK LOL

[toxic relic]

alter ego

[vital marten]

The bitch who sleeps inside

I’m a nice person I swear

[nimble hare]

do u guys like mafia game series

[twin bear]

Meh

They're aight

[harsh vault]

never tried it, would love to

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/king-of-the-hill-bobby-hill-egg-tornado-bobby-gif-3699617

[nimble hare]

you should

they have peak story

[harsh vault]

i dont have money

[toxic relic]

piracy

[harsh vault]

stink

[toxic relic]

🏴‍☠️

[harsh vault]

we went over this

you know my views

[toxic relic]

over what

i dont remember

[harsh vault]

only thing i pirate is movies and tv shows

[rose kestrel]

DayZ

[serene marlin]

just do it

[twin bear]

I pirated my education

[harsh vault]

i dont pirate games because it seems like bad morale for me

[toxic relic]

lol

ea appreciates your service

[twin bear]

Support big game fr

[harsh vault]

i dont have bad views on game companies, i love ubisoft

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-spooky-halloween-spooky-season-scary-gif-4552326598801110794

[toxic relic]

what

you love ubislop

[nimble hare]

you cannot ragebait me

[harsh vault]

yeah

[nimble hare]

[harsh vault]

i not ragebaiting, just speaking my truth

[toxic relic]

your truth sucks rn

[vital marten]

EA Games?

[harsh vault]

literally go on my steam profile and see my recent activity

[harsh vault]

i own most battlefields

[vital marten]

I pirated most of them

[rose kestrel]

How did u find CCTV footage of gurt?

[harsh vault]

thats okay

[toxic relic]

gurts not tall enough

[nimble hare]

dude they have peak story

when i played mafia remake i was blown away tbh

i was like

ok ill just play one mission

[vital marten]

Taking gurt on the bank robbery

[nimble hare]

then i felt so mesmerized

[twin bear]

I just don't like driving all the time personally

[rose kestrel]

That Ghoti this is gurt

[twin bear]

The remake did a ton of forced driving

[vital marten]

I hate driving so much I haven’t even started learning

[toxic relic]

gurt is shorter

[stone meadow]

she gurt my ghoti

[toxic relic]

till i yo

🤝

[vital marten]

See the reason you go home for lunch break at work is because you can game for the hour

This is the best use of time

[stone meadow]

bro my lunch passes in the blink of an eye as it is

[stone meadow]

i sit down to eat its work again

[vital marten]

Same, but I still try to get a round or two in

[toxic relic]

i usually nap or read

[stone meadow]

nice crop

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/bbg-oshi-no-ko-gif-4334590724104499

Driving is for losers

[vital marten]

Wish America had real fucking public transportation

Forced to drive 🥀

[toxic relic]

why would you sit in your weak little car when you could sit in a huge fucking train

[twin bear]

Born to shred
Forced to pay for gas 2 times a day

[twin bear]

I am become train, transporters of man

[tender igloo]

man it would be so nice to be able to walk places , our road doesnt even have sidewalks

[toxic relic]

trainbots are the sickest transformers

[twin bear]

I just plane based ones

Just fuckin jump into the air to change like dam

[toxic relic]

a lot of transformers have plane alts

theyre sick though, except a lot of the conehead seekers look goofy

conehead seeker is their literal name

[twin bear]

Yeah that boi be looking like a cartoon with a head injury 😭

[toxic relic]

not too bad still goofy though

[twin bear]

He solves his problems head first

[vital marten]

Same here, we have brick roads in town

[timber tusk]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[stone meadow]

uhh

m6 something

[twin bear]

Rename the vc to rizzle mctwizzle

[stone meadow]

fuck doesnt it give you all thr commands when you create it

[rose kestrel]

Rent out a road roller

[stone meadow]

m6!voice-rename

[marble shadow]

Invalid command usage, try using it like:
m6!voice-rename [name]

Arguments:
name: Text (may include spaces)

[nimble hare]

is there a mod that adds optimus prime to project zomboid

[timber tusk]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[marble shadow]

@timber tusk, you can't run this command outside of #1404521753497178245.

[rose kestrel]

Only as a statue

Unless you mean a vehicle

[nimble hare]

bleh

[twin bear]

The sheer amount of body pillows I have

[nimble hare]

anyone here played dying light

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-were-it-so-easy-arbiter-master-chief-gif-8934526060485862494

[stone meadow]

opimus pride

[nimble hare]

imo dying light and pz are the best zombie games

[twin bear]

Opium is prime

[burnt kite]

Yo check the keyboard

[vital marten]

gosh DANG IT that's the forth one to kick the bucket this playthrough

[nimble hare]

tuff

[stone meadow]

i think zomboid is the worst zombie game

[nimble hare]

it's not a zombie game it's a zomboid game

stupid!

[chrome jetty]

kapow

[stone meadow]

good, youre paying attention

[twin bear]

Now this is fire

[chrome jetty]

What difficulty?

[rose kestrel]

No because I couldn't find it it was to dark

[burnt kite]

"G" 🔥 🗣️ 🦅

[vital marten]

hardest idk what its called

[vital marten]

hard?

[chrome jetty]

Hard ya

Its annoying af sometimes

I think im at the hotel mission on my hard playthrough

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/epicskeleton-m-coolskeleton-beer-cool-skeleton-gif-13966583710748765119

[chrome jetty]

But im playing CDDA rn

[rose kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/fed-spotted-goku-son-goku-meme-gif-13306343723370401392

[chrome jetty]

Pretty bad start tho

Im rocking a quaterstaff

[chrome jetty]

not the new meta

[burnt kite]

Thought this was spess at first

[chrome jetty]

I was trying to pick traits and skills that i have, although CDDA's underweight puts u straight to emaciated

[twin bear]

RON lore 😁

[chrome jetty]

literally puts ur speed to 55 which fucking sucks

[burnt kite]

CDihDihA 💔

[twin bear]

Can u drive cars in cdda

[chrome jetty]

Ye

[rose kestrel]

Spawn in a skyscraper/apartment filled with zeds next to a fungus tower

[chrome jetty]

U can build ur own too

[chrome jetty]

Nah im good

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/video-game-gif-4576512

[chrome jetty]

Im already playing no hope on overwhelming despair

[serene narwhal]

Dude, if I get over 15 people for my Mall thing im gonna be a happy man lmfao. I cant wait to see everyone in this mall scatter and panic

[stone meadow]

cant have one without the other

[twin bear]

State of the world

[stone meadow]

or well i can but then i dont have money for cool stuff like my 3rd airsoft ak

[rose kestrel]

Fortnite looks great

[twin bear]

Steal the beer with the airsoft gun🗣️

[stone meadow]

damn u onto something

brb

[twin bear]

Reminds me of the videos where the guy literally got told his gun was fake lmao

[rose kestrel]

Mr.Beast apprentice

[chrome jetty]

absolute meta weapon

[serene narwhal]

I HAVE THIS ENTIRE MALL AND IM FILLING IT WITH 30 PEOPLE. THEY HAVE TO SURIVIVE BLIZZARDS AND A ZOMBOID COUNT OF HIGH. WHAT WILL TAKE THEM OUT? THE PING? OR THE ZOMBOIDS?

[chrome jetty]

22 bash is fucking crazy

especially on 101 moves

with super cheap parts

[rose kestrel]

Guys let's try to explode the zomboid population to 7 billion by 2030

[rose kestrel]

Get the legendary npc mace

[chrome jetty]

whats that

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/dio-dio-brando-jojos-bizarre-adventure-anime-gif-17709158

[rose kestrel]

some Npcs have special or rare weapons like swords and once they are a follower u can take it

[neon bramble]

I forgot what mods I had installed but I remember running around with guts sword

[chrome jetty]

Never seen that before

[chrome jetty]

I only play with no hope and stats through kills

[twin bear]

Question is can u kill ur companions

[rose kestrel]

Musta took the ugly trait thought it was free points

[neon bramble]

swinging around guts sword on a motorcycle

[chrome jetty]

the trait system isnt balanced

Literally getting 4 dodge and 4 melee is putting game on easy mode

Only problem with simple mace is that it breaks so quick

like im killing my 4th zombie for it and its already less than half condi

[rose kestrel]

Have u fought feral or amigo aliens? Zombies evolve over time so martial arts skill won't work against a hulk, electric or cyborg zombie

[twin bear]

Tf is 101 moves

[chrome jetty]

Fair, but melee fighting those guys is stupid anyway.

But it takes quite a bit for hulks to start making an apperance

[chrome jetty]

How many moves it takes to swing that weapon

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/worried-scared-oh-no-stop-it-fearful-gif-12534009

[rose kestrel]

If you thinks it's to easy go to a lab or military research area with cosmic horror monsters. Literally SCP

Right at the start

[chrome jetty]

It actually is really easy to raid a lab. if u have a shotgun u can fairly easily turn that into grenades and clear rooms with ease

depending on the lab tho

[fallow kelp]

my house is connected to generator but there's no option to turn microwave on anymore
do microwaves just not work anymore after the power cut?

[chrome jetty]

But right at the start no

But thats also how CDDA is build

[fallow kelp]

nvm i'm dumb

[chrome jetty]

Just having a high dodge makes the game super easy

[burnt kite]

Meet hanako at embers

[chrome jetty]

Especially since u get alot of free points for being unincumbered

[rose kestrel]

I meant the story lab that has the underground trains

[tender igloo]

light a fire around the whole thing

[chrome jetty]

Like keycard acess only ?

[rose kestrel]

I think so taken from a body

[chrome jetty]

ye

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/arthur-fire-walking-gif-26426579

[rose kestrel]

But also if you autistic min max every game you only shorten it's life span for yourself

[chrome jetty]

mmhm

So rn im playing with what i consider my traits to be in the game. but im still using the better early weapons since no hope on hardest difficulty fucks you in combat

Minus underweight since it halves ur move speed which is fucked. and it puts u right to the lowest weight

[fair yacht]

is jadod playing

CDDA

[chrome jetty]

mmhm

[burnt kite]

Hnrghh... Yes.

[fair yacht]

interesting

[chrome jetty]

I once forgot to take my followers guns away

Easy fight tho, choke point with three attackers is easy

[rose kestrel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/986948930740813864/1404338318237241444/command--conquer-renegade-x-firestorm.gif

[chrome jetty]

I try not to abuse followers anymore

[twin bear]

Do they just stunlock the enemies

[chrome jetty]

No, but they attack in line with me, so basically its a 3v1 with really good weapons

[burnt kite]

It will make your runs so much easier

[chrome jetty]

i also used to put skulls on my roof of people who i ate and or tried to klill me

good times

pretty sure that character died to a c4 manhack

[bronze moat]

Needs to be 20 tiles or closer to your genny.

[exotic stone]

reject cookie conformity

[twin bear]

This looks confusing lol

[stone meadow]

even with tiles i simply cant imagine getting into cdda

[bronze moat]

Hey OLD PEOPLE

Commodore 64 has been fully revived!

[bronze moat]

Romance your followers! Better option

[toxic relic]

cdda is awesome

[warm atlas]

What does cdda even stand for?

[toxic relic]

i enjoy it more than pz tbh

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/fent-cell-gif-12440034190508601222

[stone meadow]

maybe if i was younger when i had barely any games to play and didnt have a fried attention span from phone addiction and developing add id be really into it

[toxic relic]

cataclysm: dark days ahead

[stone meadow]

i can barely watch a video these days

[toxic relic]

genuinely?

[warm atlas]

Ah makes sense

[chrome jetty]

There wasnt a tileset for skulls at the time

[stone meadow]

btw developing doesnt mean i suddenly got add

[chrome jetty]

Its a very very difficult game

[stone meadow]

i mean developing as in getting worse

[toxic relic]

i assumed thats what you meant

i find it very enjoyable but if its not suited to your gameplay/perspective fair enough

[stone meadow]

annoying that unlike adhd this shit only gets worse with age

[toxic relic]

just jack into the mainframe brother

[twin bear]

It ain't even the tiles

[stone meadow]

jacking it into the mainframe

[toxic relic]

sparks flyin

[twin bear]

Copperbloods dyin

[twin bear]

No amount of brain training can save us

[mortal nacelle]

i just saw a steam update saying 42.11.o unstable released... is it still just single player??

ok thanks

[bronze moat]

My default play style for PZ is base building and forming a permanent, self sustaining base for my survivor.

Regardless of how a session starts, my goal is to make some form of permanent fortress for my little sim to live.

My ULTIMATE end goal would be to make every major town / city into a fortress. Like the gated community in Louisville could be a sanctuary for a hundred people easily

[toxic relic]

this is about cdda

but fair enough

[fair yacht]

Cataclysm Dark Days Ahead

[fair yacht]

dave fren

!

[bronze moat]

Grass fren!

[twin bear]

When IOS

[mortal nacelle]

lol , i dont really check in here, i just go off the dev posts on steam. genuinely surprised mp hasnt been released

[fair yacht]

haiiiiiiiii

[twin bear]

It finna be awhile

Me waiting on npcs so i can never use them

[bronze moat]

Every past build takes 3-4 years to complete. Is how it goes

[chrome jetty]

Id eat npcs

free mobile food

[mortal nacelle]

holy moly

[twin bear]

Fast food

https://tenor.com/view/carter-eats-chicken-black-guy-chicken-gif-25247477

[exotic stone]

I'm so lonely, I just don't fit in with the zombies, they're all about eating me and Im just not freaky in such fashion

[bronze moat]

Motivational Roxy sez: “you know that thing you have been putting off you want to get done? You can do the thing!”

[twin bear]

Bro isn't freaky.... The first mistake

[exotic stone]

if you get freaky it tells you "this is how you won"

[twin bear]

This is how you paid child support in 92'

[bronze moat]

I still play B41 cause I run a server. I have a fren in the Philippines who has been my gaming fren for 6 years now. They have played on every server I’ve launched

[exotic stone]

I'm happy for you

yknow I got friends too!

[twin bear]

Watching my cousin and nephew flip over roblox brainrots

[exotic stone]

drew a little smile face on a note I found

[twin bear]

Cant the world end alrdy

[bronze moat]

Roxy makes friends with cute zombies and makes sure they are in a safe place so they can be protected

[exotic stone]

admirable

[bronze moat]

Make a server. Or join one and play with others

[bronze moat]

Soon

[exotic stone]

cute zombies deserve love and community, and mean people to eat

[fair yacht]

oh my god

slay

[chrome jetty]

no

[cosmic jay]

I wish people didn’t absolutely piss me tf off

[toxic relic]

I'm so lonely mark

[cosmic jay]

For like no reason

[chrome jetty]

such is life

[exotic stone]

no that'd be awesome

[fair yacht]

@bronze moat what body mod you use

[cosmic jay]

Its so fucking stupid

Genuinely

[chrome jetty]

mmhm

[exotic stone]

no wait basil check it

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/elmo-im-dead-inside-sesame-street-gif-13055032

Dead inside

[cosmic jay]

My boss tells me “work smarter not harder” when im literally doing both, working my ass off while also trying to critically think, and yet somehow my boss thinks im doing a worse job and need to work harder than the guy who just gives up when he can’t brute force everything. Its so dumb

[twin bear]

Dam i stood up and instantly my nose stared draining

Dam dry ass air

[cosmic jay]

I have also been a vital piece to getting a couple of jobs done as well, without my thinking, it would’ve taken hours longer, but again, i get absolutely no credit for anything like that

[twin bear]

I'm glad my uncle is my boss

[cosmic jay]

My step dad is my boss

Yet i genuinely don’t know what more he wants from me

I give every day my all yet somehow its not enough

[toxic relic]

I'm..so...lonely.
I'm gonna tell you the real dirty secrets now...
I don't believe in wiping...I just let it-crust over like a scab, peel it off in one go, releasing all the turd dandruff into my underwear...gave myself the nickname, "Head and Shoulders".

[cosmic jay]

Nothing is never enough

[half kettle]

dude this chat sucks

[cosmic jay]

Your chat sucks

[twin bear]

U know what else sucks

[tender igloo]

i wish i was illiterate

[cosmic jay]

Vacuums

[twin bear]

True

[cosmic jay]

Roomba

[twin bear]

But sprinters with max pop

[cosmic jay]

No they swallow

[twin bear]

My pc is dying

God forbid I make the blood larger and add animations

[exotic stone]

@cosmic jay

[livid notch]

This fucking sucks

[twin bear]

Everybody was kung fu fighting

[cosmic jay]

https://tenor.com/view/yippee-cat-kitty-gif-6540808372197226742

NOOO

Embed fail

[livid notch]

Like this has to be more expensive than my kidney

[exotic stone]

opening the link just for you

[fair yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-hyppy-gif-9091438043443803258

[exotic stone]

I have 17 viruses

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/carl-douglas-kungfu-kung-fu-fighting-gif-7220196529493951754

[cosmic jay]

All of them tell you to get nintendo games

[chrome jetty]

@dawn jewel Thank you

[cosmic jay]

Maybe for free

Somehow

[twin bear]

Nintendont

Pls

[cosmic jay]

Agreed

[exotic stone]

free virus no download

[cosmic jay]

Nintendo as a company pisses me off beyond anything

[cosmic jay]

But

Nintendo games

[twin bear]

Nintendo can at least make gull games

Gotta give em that

[cosmic jay]

Their games make me feel like a kid in this crumbling age

Half of that is nostalgia

The other half is that the games are top quality, and mostly casual

[twin bear]

My nostalgia comes from game series that don't exist anymore

[burnt kite]

Scav

Gmod when

[cosmic jay]

star fox

[burnt kite]

Star citizen

[twin bear]

My nephew is playing brainrot roblox rn on my laptop

[cosmic jay]

Star whores

[twin bear]

Where's the starwhores

[burnt kite]

Is star citizen still even a thing? I thought it was a ponzi scheme or smth

Let me check

[cosmic jay]

In star wars

[toxic relic]

do you face the world with innocent eyes? is your mind pure and untainted?
then you will be the most affected when you take a step and land into the boiling, maggot infested corpse of reality. your foot will get stuck inside its decomposing, bloated flesh slipper and you will flail, helplessly trying to shake it off, until its stomach pops and sprays its half digested lunch onto your face.
wash your brain with its bile and be aware of your surroundings.
literacy is key to understanding

[twin bear]

Some dlc is like 34k USD

[pale berry]

Minion or the bob for today?

[cosmic jay]

Nurgle

[burnt kite]

Its still up somehow, after 13 years of no release date and 800 million bucks flushed down the drain

[burnt kite]

Dafaqwat

[fair yacht]

i need to find a bigger backpack rahhh

[tender igloo]

is this a metaphor for being an apple

[toxic relic]

warhammer

[cosmic jay]

Its a metaphor for nurgle

[pale berry]

@burnt kite @twin bear the gmod server will be realistic zombie apocalypse soon...

[toxic relic]

apple

how do you get apple

[tender igloo]

wtf is a nurgle

[cosmic jay]

Me finding one hammer out of 39,999
“I have the first warhammer”

[toxic relic]

warhammer bro

[burnt kite]

48k*

[twin bear]

Smh..

Dammm

[burnt kite]

Its literally just a bundle of ships

[burnt kite]

When is it gonna be up

[twin bear]

Looki ng forward to playing it been missing out on gmod zombies

[tender igloo]

because apple watch things around them while they grow, generations of knowledge , unless theyre infected by disease!

[toxic relic]

how long do you think it takes for an apple to grow

interesting perspective poopers

[cosmic jay]

Nurgle is a guy who is all the diseases known to man in one being. He is the father of rot, and spreads his disease to his followers, who then become numb to the pain and suffering, and then think that nurgle is a god father.

[toxic relic]

father of rot is a hard line

I am disease personified, father of rot, son of waste and harbinger of death

[tender igloo]

depends on the apple duh

[burnt kite]

Piss

[bronze moat]

Nurgle is love

[toxic relic]

floofie you're a minor

smh

[burnt kite]

On the ceiling

[bronze moat]

Next year: Lagoon trip

[chrome jetty]

kapow

[bronze moat]

Pew pew

[bronze moat]

Nurgle is love

[harsh vault]

i didnt say anything

[cosmic jay]

Yea but the trade off is shitty poopoo water

[toxic relic]

the moderators know

[harsh vault]

shh

[twin bear]

U don't like disease water?*

[cosmic jay]

Bro i don’t even like aliens

Let alone disease water

[twin bear]

Xenos scum

[chrome jetty]

KApow

[cosmic jay]

Their biology is none of the emperor, all life from out under the emperors grasp deserve nothing but the emperors mercy

[harsh vault]

except if its a P320

[cosmic jay]

Just drop it

Or grab the slide

[harsh vault]

truth

[chrome jetty]

Ak is a coool gun

[cosmic jay]

Ak is best gun

[harsh vault]

nuh uh

[cosmic jay]

Irl at least

[harsh vault]

nuh uh

[chrome jetty]

Depends on situation

[cosmic jay]

If my opinion was allowed in the actual fire arms department, we’d have bolters already

[chrome jetty]

Like it requires a low amount of maintenance but it has a higher MOA than an m16

[twin bear]

And the situation is murder

[cosmic jay]

The only amount of maintenance a bolter takes is the will of the emperor

[chrome jetty]

What mod lets u put decals on the gun lol

[twin bear]

I backported arena cosmetics from the other gamemode

[chrome jetty]

No varrible optic?

[chrome jetty]

Ahh ok

[twin bear]

Here u go

[chrome jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/gunslingermod-stalker-suicide-gun-kill-gif-21174948

[fair yacht]

i cant find a good backpack rahhhh

[chrome jetty]

Become backpackless

[stone meadow]

i put a flir on a toz and couldnt hit shit

[chrome jetty]

Height over bore

[fair yacht]

i keep checking all the usual spots (the big double storage in those fancy bedrooms)

and nothing yet :(

[stone meadow]

some dude was camping on top of a sniper tower (like literally on top of it, on the roof) and incouldnt hit him at all

[stone meadow]

not that

[twin bear]

Flir is pretty shit tbf

[chrome jetty]

MOA?

[livid notch]

Belongs in payday 2

[twin bear]

Good sight but not accurate with most weapons

[chrome jetty]

What’s flir

[twin bear]

Thermal sight

[cosmic jay]

Best game

[chrome jetty]

Okok

[stone meadow]

youre shooting slugs out of a short barrel smoothbore shotgun

[fair yacht]

ok the top one looks like a destiny gun

[twin bear]

Lmaooo

[chrome jetty]

Never dabbled in thermals

[stone meadow]

shit cant hit the side of a building at 50m

[twin bear]

Whats moa

Frfr

[chrome jetty]

Basically how accurate ur gun is relative to the sights

[fair yacht]

im going to search the entire gated community in Riverside if it means getting a better backpack

:(

[chrome jetty]

Or like how much the round deviates over distance

[twin bear]

No i meant like as a toz user I dont care for moa

[chrome jetty]

Ahh lol

[little creek]

pfft this guy is in riverside what a boring noob

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/mme-and-darin-in-pubg-when-someone-is-shooting-to-us-shooting-gif-12344787

Me tryna hit a quick peeking scav on factory with a razor toz

[fair yacht]

hey its always rosewood

[twin bear]

My homies spawn in modded military bases

[chrome jetty]

Riverside is the easiest town. I prefer muldragh over rosewood

[fair yacht]

Muldshit

[little creek]

u should try best point or even louiseville

[fair yacht]

my go to used to be bestpoint tbh

[chrome jetty]

Loui spawn is ass

[fair yacht]

two specific houses i would always take in WP

[twin bear]

Loui Loui

[little creek]

someone is clearly coping hard

[bronze moat]

Well said battle brother

[fair yacht]

house one

base two would be the food mart downtown

[plush cobalt]

Thinking about this

[chrome jetty]

I don’t wanna spend hours mindlessly killing anymore lol

[bronze moat]

The cutest goth girl in all of Kentucky lives in Rosewood tho.

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/the-orville-project-zomboid-project-zomboid-cigarettes-gif-13058619799702940334

[cosmic jay]

Sneak exists

[fair yacht]

this show was ahead of its time

[plush cobalt]

Truly

[little creek]

WHERE????

[chrome jetty]

Not my play style, I like to clear areas.

[twin bear]

I like to kill everything

[cosmic jay]

Imagine not playing every play style all at once

All at the same time

Smh

[chrome jetty]

Save the world, kill a zombie

[cosmic jay]

Smd

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/kurt-angle-gif-8012876756751903053

[bronze moat]

Her OG house is the purple carpeted house near the fire station. But after knox, she moves to a house near the church

[fair yacht]

ive always wanted to live in a church in pz tbh

[toxic relic]

this reads like a facebook status update

[little creek]

i must start my pilgrimage from lv to rosewood

[twin bear]

Facebook is so cooked

[plush cobalt]

It's a life update

[chrome jetty]

I burn them down frequently

[toxic relic]

thinking about this

[bronze moat]

It’s roxy. Cutest survivor evur

[bronze moat]

West Point church has a LOT of real estate

[trail palm]

https://shared.cloudflare.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/2439770/extras/SmokeCat.gif

[fair yacht]

:3

[toxic relic]

did they finally add magic with the update

[twin bear]

My guy looks like Captain price from the og mw

[fair yacht]

maybe ill do a thing where once i get bored of an area ill pack up and move

[chrome jetty]

Wsg pk

[trail palm]

hi

[plush cobalt]

No, all the magic systems are still just bait for pseudoscience 😔

[twin bear]

Woah this is my typa game

[toxic relic]

what if we went to red lobster and got blasted at 2 pm with the lobsterita

[chrome jetty]

Nope

[toxic relic]

fair enough

[harsh vault]

its you

[toxic relic]

more for me

[trail palm]

yep im like yeah me i think

[toxic relic]

that image is not mine

[little creek]

who even goes to red lobster bruh everytime i pass it not a SINGLE car is there

[trail palm]

not me

there are not red lobsters in this country

[toxic relic]

im not american ive never seen a red lobster restaurant before i cannot answer your question

[twin bear]

Das some good condensation

[trail palm]

do they sell lobsters

or just red 40

[toxic relic]

idk

[little creek]

idk

[toxic relic]

isnt red lobster owned by olive garden

[harsh vault]

are you ready

[heavy ivy]

i dont think ive ever been to a red lobster

i hear they sell green and blue lobster

[bronze moat]

Rosewood compound is open to all friendlies.

[twin bear]

The good seafood is at the market

[harsh vault]

hai riley

[heavy ivy]

hey floofers

[twin bear]

Shrimply fresh

I like snowcrab that shit is

[trail palm]

for what

[burnt kite]

Bomboclat dawg

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/crabs-cooking-fail-gif-10741825

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/king-of-the-hill-bobby-smh-shaking-my-head-gif-18269382051844334745

[bronze moat]

Construction at the Salt Lake temple:

[chrome jetty]

Aww shit

Gentlemen I have made grave mistake

I would like to first and foremost blame society for this blunder

[toxic relic]

mistakes are milestones

[toxic relic]

additionally
, what the fuck is a salt lake temple, it sounds like a minecraft location.

[chrome jetty]

X 372, y 70, z -1637

Pulll up

[toxic relic]

thanks brother, ill bring the loot you dropped when that creeper got you

[burnt kite]

I already traced it using a pixel of your screenshot, its now covered in lavacastes

[vital marten]

I swear every time I lick my lips I can’t help but feel like a crackhead because that’s what I associate lip licking with