general_chat

[livid notch]

I finished signalis just like that

[gleaming stream]

I stopped doing that since I just died before I could use my 20 boxes of shotgun shells

[frosty tulip]

I finish any survival horror just like that

[subtle vault]

I try stomping but usually they get back up and bite my neck

💔

[frosty tulip]

mate

ya gotta stomp even more

[gleaming stream]

I never hit my stomps and miss it

[frosty tulip]

if the zombie bites your neck?

[subtle vault]

Not like it matters as I attack one lone zombie in the woods and 7000 show up

[frosty tulip]

Bite their neck as retaliation

[gleaming stream]

And the zomboid scratch my leg

[twin bear]

Remove the head or destroy their muthafuckin brains

[livid notch]

You can't either say "fuck It we ball" because you could get soft locked or smth by a boss ahead since you wasted a lot of ammo

[subtle vault]

What if you're vegan tho? This needs a patch note

[frosty tulip]

whoops l1ght, you used all your ink ribbons so you can't save

have fun

[gleaming stream]

Just bite don't eat

[frosty tulip]

I think the last survival horror game that I didn't play like a rat and hoard all resources was Endoparasitic

[placid cobalt]

they were always there

[gleaming stream]

Honestly if they bit me ill just shoot at their groin

[subtle vault]

I think my most entertaining yet frustrating zomboid run cost me 3 survivors on a mp server,

I was being sent to the shadow realm and running from zombies that were invisible to my friends and getting bitten by the air

[placid cobalt]

sounds like desync?

[subtle vault]

And then I was locked in a void grid with no items or cars anywhere so I straight up bled to death, my homies couldn't even heal me because my player status was "okay" in red letters

[placid cobalt]

sounds like the game shit the bed

[subtle vault]

Then I died to a horde because the door to the base was in a black void and they couldn't help me because there were no zombies on their screen so I got eaten by void zombies

[livid notch]

Yeah the game sometimes spoils you with ammo, especially the second game

[frosty tulip]

yoo someone else who actually played it lol

thats rare

[twin bear]

Make guns rare

I always do

Plays rly well tbh

[subtle vault]

10/10 gameplay

I truly reccomend it for any experienced player

[livid notch]

Love small games like that

[frosty tulip]

the bane of my existence were the rats in the first one

little bastards

[subtle vault]

I do not see

[placid cobalt]

bruh wtf do i do if i catch it

[placid cobalt]

if i make a humane trap

and catch the rats

[livid notch]

Had to quick draw them bastard

[placid cobalt]

where the fk do i put them

[subtle vault]

You release them by someone's house

Or in a field far from your home

Or keep it in a cage and have a new pet

[placid cobalt]

rats as pets? ew

[frosty tulip]

thankfully our guy has probably the strongest arm ever.

[frosty tulip]

You get to the point where you crawl faster than the average person walks

propell yourself across the fuckin room

[subtle vault]

Acting like others don't keep tapeworms as pets

[placid cobalt]

humans are riddled with parasites

[subtle vault]

Yeah but boring ones

[frosty tulip]

shotout to the parasites living in my eyelashes

you eat that debris

[livid notch]

Blud never skipped arm day 🗣️

[placid cobalt]

when i was like 6 and found out we have bugs living on our skin all day

[subtle vault]

90% of human parasites are either benign or helpful

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/worms-gif-17792349998099185906

[subtle vault]

That 10% on the other hand just fucking merks you

[frosty tulip]

nothing that leeches can't solve.

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/family-guy-quagmire-gif-1158231968964890075

[subtle vault]

I don't think a leech is getting the brain eating amoeba

[frosty tulip]

leeches can cure anything ok

[gleaming stream]

Just gotta hit the sweet spot

[subtle vault]

True

Me when I leech max

Do you think we can cure our zombie bites with leeches

[gleaming stream]

Knox virus eating amoeba eating leech would

[subtle vault]

The knox virus wouldn't even set in with a brain eating amoeba

Coming back for like a day or two and then dying from the amoeba what a waste

Alzheimer's is the cure to Knox btw

[junior kelp]

Is there an issue with the mods? Why did the maps disappear

[gleaming stream]

Alziheimer ? Knox what are those

[nimble hare]

meow

[gleaming stream]

I remember the incident of 1993 December 5th

[twin bear]

I remember frebby fazbar 87

[gleaming stream]

Instant unhappiness +100

[subtle vault]

Saw a video of a guy bragging that he had sharingan eyes from giving himself pink eye (proudly announcing that he stopped washing his hands and was doing eye rubbing exercises from reddit) and safe to say I think this dude's brain eating amoeba is definitely dying from hungry

[gleaming stream]

Not sure that fuck is infected or just dropped as baby

[subtle vault]

Paitent zero of knox virus confirmed?

[subtle vault]

Both

[nimble hare]

i don't

[twin bear]

SOAD

[livid notch]

Peetah

[gleaming stream]

Snake what happened to you SNAAAAAKKKE

[twin bear]

My executable is lagging maybe 70 songs isn't possible

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/solid-snake-fortnite-metal-gear-solid-fortnite-dance-gif-5171326091940806986

[gleaming stream]

If you got hopes and dreams you can

[livid notch]

Lemme break it down for you colonel

[twin bear]

You just gotta believe!

[gleaming stream]

Such a shame fornite added solid snake if it was naked I would've loved said "this is not solid snake*

[twin bear]

Naked solid snake?

[livid notch]

Fortnite adding the most anti corpo character to a corpo game be like

[twin bear]

Am I trippin or is that wut i heard

[gleaming stream]

[twin bear]

Lmao

It's finally done

https://tenor.com/view/hai-gif-10567033442484308038

[tepid rivet]

Why does no one play pz on the official servers?

[stone meadow]

because there arent any?

[tepid rivet]

Two

😭

but those are empty

[frosty tulip]

I don't think those are official

[tepid rivet]

Mb i meant public servers

😬

2 iq

[inner cloak]

anyone has a server in EU i can join?

[nimble hare]

https://youtube.com/shorts/ZjUMeDpv_Mo?si=czjRnqHaisnAgVp6 me walking up to zomboids with my military backpack

[sleek musk]

yeah!

yay yay yaaaay!

[rain mango]

Ka boom

[placid cobalt]

did the bf6 beda end

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/dmc5-gif-14000810

[livid notch]

[placid cobalt]

i managed to play 3 games then the beta ended

lmfao

HAMMER

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/vergil-chair-dmc-yamato-gif-21401933

[placid cobalt]

well that was a fun few games

[sleek musk]

long time no see acres

i see you left the plunger status

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-spooky-halloween-spooky-season-scary-gif-4552326598801110794

[sleek musk]

/rank

[sleek musk]

i'm close

[twin bear]

You'll get there but don't ruin ur perms fr😭

[shut pollen]

5 gerbillion messages to go.,.,.,

[unreal meadow]

....

Im cooked

[deep kestrel]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/PFKkckn3-tw?feature=share

[unreal meadow]

Blah blah blah blab

[unreal meadow]

Yayyayyaya

Im nearly level

1

Hurray

It

Ig

Help me

HELPPPP

HELPPPPP

😭

[unreal meadow]

WHATTTT

[burnt kite]

After some surface research, the closest I found was klein-, originating from High German klein. It's not a part of the English language, I'm afraid, but that's all I got

[last spoke]

What's surprising? You got 1 XP, that's expected

Unless you thought multiple messages would change the outcome?

XP is granted once per minute when active, and activity is measured as at least one message during that minute

[warm atlas]

So thats how it works

[harsh vault]

yeah dum dum

[deep kestrel]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/5zsmoA1866Y

[warm atlas]

Damn

Thats new

[harsh vault]

wat

[warm atlas]

Saying dum dum lmao

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/listen-here-you-little-shit-bird-meme-bird-listen-here-you-little-shit-gif-19221308

[warm atlas]

I would like you to know

Im stealing this

[burnt kite]

Cowabummer

[placid cobalt]

imagine having 2 cats and neither of them are actively hunting this damn rat

[quasi slate]

Djmax clone got shut down and fined 4 million USD

Poggggg

[harsh vault]

whats a djmax

[warm atlas]

Average Nintendo reaction to a fan game

(Cant have shit apparently)

[quasi slate]

Its deeper than just djmax

[warm atlas]

How so?

[quasi slate]

https://t.co/2OMrpFywkB

[harsh vault]

this is is korean

[quasi slate]

The entire vtuber group of wakgod who created the fangame also got shut down

[warm atlas]

You being serious

[quasi slate]

Just do research its deeper than just being a fan game

There is alot of controversy

Everything is on namu.wiki

[warm atlas]

Alr

[warm atlas]

My afternoon just got interesting then time to delve into a rabbit hole

[quasi slate]

https://en.namu.wiki/w/우왁굳/논란 및 사건 사고

https://en.namu.wiki/w/WJMAX

Djmax was just the spark needed to shut everything down

Everyone praised BEXTER god

[tacit meadow]

Xp

Xp

[quasi slate]

The drama was huge

[harsh vault]

you sound like charlie

[quasi slate]

But everything turned out well in the end

[harsh vault]

wait

what the fuck

moopy

wheres ur role

[quasi slate]

@warm atlas

[warm atlas]

Lemme read it

[tacit meadow]

Xp

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/knight-solar-praise-the-sun-gif-5316154

[warm atlas]

Well

That’s something

[warm atlas]

Greetings and salutations

[quasi slate]

If rocky studio didnt act quick djmax wouldve died because they included one song from the fangame but they received huge praise when it was removed and replaced with an original song from the newest djmax album and even more praise when wook was forced into an apology and his entire company shut down and fined

Kr fans are very aggressive

[warm atlas]

I can see yes

[harsh vault]

why we always complaining about nintendo, they always do this

[quasi slate]

I remember the maplestory incident and the fanbase circling the NEXON building with trucks

As protest

No one mentioned nintendi

[harsh vault]

protest

[warm atlas]

Nintendo atp charges you 500 dollars for the switch 2 and it has barely any new games

Plus they take down any fan games

And they go after shit like palworld

For being

“Too similar”

[burnt kite]

I have no idea what the fuck you are talking about, but it sounds like a big deal

[tacit meadow]

Pokemon but with gat was great

[quasi slate]

This was last month lol its irrelevant now because the drama ended and went in djmax's favor

[warm atlas]

Well thats good atleast

[quasi slate]

This djmax miracle concert was epic

This kakera remix is so pog

[harsh vault]

it was an idle sim

[tacit meadow]

Idk i never played it

Conceptually it was the goat

[harsh vault]

it was such a snoozefest

[quasi slate]

Next dlc leaked banger hard

[quasi slate]

the miku remix went hard too

[pale berry]

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3456661095

[quasi slate]

mawds

nsfw in general

[plush cobalt]

I meant of Germanic origin in English but this is interesting nonetheless, thank you

[burnt kite]

Seems to be none

[hollow idol]

Someone brought a chicken to schopl today 😭

[young kelp]

was it a cock

[hollow idol]

My friend told me to say "john loves his cock"

I love cocks too

The chicken

The rooster whatevrr

[quasi slate]

virgin ranger destiny theme

[young kelp]

holy shit this guy is a giant

[quasi slate]

thats me

[midnight skiff]

Black Reliquary aka. "Writer's not-even-disguised fetish"

[young kelp]

whats there to hide

also holy shit this place is a pain in the ass

very long hallways

and it being always dark in night time

[quasi slate]

Tell the sun to come out

[icy vigil]

[toxic relic]

wee?

like a wee fire

i know its an adjective

[plush cobalt]

Yeah there are words meaning small, but no prefixes come to mind

[toxic relic]

klein also isnt a prefix in german no?

it just means small

like an adjective

[plush cobalt]

I believe it can be an affix but I don't speak German

I'm basing that on some word I thought I saw sometime, so I could be wrong

[toxic relic]

yeah me neither its just the same in afrikaans

but it hardly uses it as an affix

[plush cobalt]

A quick search suggests it's not either 😔

[toxic relic]

n klein bord is n bordtjie

a small plate is a plate...ie

you'd fuck with the diminutives in afrikaans trust

[plush cobalt]

I certainly would

[toxic relic]

what about under

undermine?

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/under-

https://media.neliti.com/media/publications/571305-prefixes-of-germanic-origin-c4ab2bfa.pdf [pdf]

[fair yacht]

@toxic hawk

[warm atlas]

What the biochip was gonna be like

Source?

Trust me bro

[severe agate]

What biochip

V just has schizophrenia

[fair yacht]

Solaris!

Aaaa

[toxic hawk]

I was about to send you this

Goldship is 9 feet tall. She wins a race and demands a reward.

[fair yacht]

:3

She gets a hug if she wins

[vital marten]

Scary horse

https://tenor.com/view/peter-the-horse-is-here-peter-griffin-horse-honse-family-guy-gif-27283357

[vital marten]

Eternal Pig

It was always Peppa

[plush cobalt]

Not really the sense I'm thinking of

[warm atlas]

Hello

[plush cobalt]

“Subordinate” is “small” in a figurative sense, not necessarily literal

[toxic relic]

alr

i have no idea then

[fair yacht]

How is the fren

[toxic relic]

as in, im not invested enough to find out

[plush cobalt]

Also this is interesting but for some reason it lists a bunch of Greek prefixes as being Germanic?

In the technical prefixes section

[warm atlas]

Dying of sickness

[toxic relic]

i wouldnt know haha

[fair yacht]

Same

[plush cobalt]

bio-, hydro-, and neo- at least, idk about the rest and cba to check

[warm atlas]

I have been sick since Thursday for context

And im still not well

[quasi slate]

no expected zombies

[toxic relic]

huh, why would a research article from the university of tetova's philology dep not understand that

[plush cobalt]

No clue, it's very odd

[toxic relic]

might be a sus paper

[plush cobalt]

Like not peer-reviewed? It has very few references

[toxic relic]

yeah

[plush cobalt]

Oh my god one of the references is openAI

[onyx igloo]

i've also read about adults being on a 6th grade reading level

wild

[plush cobalt]

We are so fucking cooked

[toxic relic]

BRUH

no way

[toxic hawk]

Goldship will want more

[plush cobalt]

I just hope to God that whoever wrote this got reprimanded

[toxic hawk]

Greetings omar

[plush cobalt]

Hello lover of dragons

[toxic relic]

shit bro

[burnt kite]

Are we talking about germanic prefixes again

[toxic relic]

i apologise for tainting chat with sub-par bullshit

[plush cobalt]

They made it look legit fwiw, all good

[burnt kite]

AI does seem to say that mini- and micro- are germanic

Google clanker does, at least, I don't know how to turn it off

[toxic relic]

nah its a stupid mistake, i should be more diligent even at 1 am

[plush cobalt]

I remember a few years back asking AI basic linguistics questions and it getting stumped

[burnt kite]

Sratwrerrby

[plush cobalt]

(I was only using it bc a friend made a discord bot that used it before it took off)

[onyx igloo]

are you okay

[burnt kite]

Clownaid is james name

Call a clownbulance

[toxic relic]

this shit sucks

i didnt plan on being faced with reality so early

[burnt kite]

Can I get a link to the farticle

[plush cobalt]

Yeah I'm gonna have to make it a point to read all the references before even reading research at this point

[toxic relic]

same

[plush cobalt]

#general_chat message

[burnt kite]

There's just something slightly off about the way the article is generally written, maybe it's just bias from knowing that chatGPT was used in research

[toxic relic]

hindsight haha yeah

[plush cobalt]

Yeah, I was reading for the prefix info rather than the content the first time myself

[onyx igloo]

the superpower of incredible hindsight

[plush cobalt]

After giving it a closer look there's typos and everything, so it's not entirely AI

[toxic relic]

typos

bruh

why do you have typos in your paper christ

[plush cobalt]

I'm hoping this is just a public university server with an early draft and that's not actually in a journal

[burnt kite]

AI does make typos, they are more likely with high temperatures

[toxic hawk]

Yeah, great way to be sure. I go from looking at the website to the refs to actually reading the thing. Tho in my case most of what I read is university and hospital approved so less need to verify

[plush cobalt]

I don't think it'd make the ones I saw

[vital marten]

8:30 in the morning and I’m already hearing Joe Rogan in the background

[toxic hawk]

What does temperature mean here

[vital marten]

Somebody assassin this man

😭

[toxic hawk]

May god help you

[plush cobalt]

It's basically an input that determines how often the AI chooses less likely tokens

[onyx igloo]

the ai overheats

[toxic relic]

it is in an "international journal" of literature but they "peer review" with an ai...

[toxic hawk]

And tokens are letters ?

[plush cobalt]

So higher temperature is more variance, pretty much

[burnt kite]

The setting that defines what token (syllable) should the AI use next. The higher the value, the more unlikely and creative it is

[plush cobalt]

Pain.

[toxic relic]

you cant peer review with a fucking ai

[toxic hawk]

I see. Thanks

[toxic relic]

do they even know what peer review means

[burnt kite]

Clankers are aint no goddamm peers to me

[toxic hawk]

Stupid robots

[toxic relic]

emailing the head of the faculty of the university and strongly suggesting they remove it 🤓

[burnt kite]

We cant expect God to do all the work

[toxic relic]

the devil is more proactive fr

[onyx igloo]

Why hello Gordon Freeman!

[plush cobalt]

I think that calling AI “clanker” anthropomorphizes it and therefore I do not like it but haven't spent enough time thinking about it to form a final opinion

[burnt kite]

Do you know who ate all the donuts?

[onyx igloo]

FREEMAN YOU FOOL!

chat

what do i do with no rpgs and theres a strider

[burnt kite]

Ar2 balls

[plush cobalt]

Another reason for my gut dislike is that the AI won't care at all about it (because it can't care), but it's clearly formed in analogy to other slurs, as evidenced by both its morphology the way it's used (e.g., “clanka”)

[toxic relic]

dude

one of the "authors" of the paper is part of the faculty staff

[plush cobalt]

Beyond cooked

[onyx igloo]

i also have no armor

[plush cobalt]

We are burnt to a crisp

[vital marten]

Drown out the Joe Rogan with heavy metal

[toxic relic]

got his phd in 2013 bro please

[vital marten]

Cleanse my ears with korn 🌽

[onyx igloo]

i only have 100 health against a strider

[plush cobalt]

I can't handle any more despair 😭

[burnt kite]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/986948930740813864/1401880734615998545/downloadfile.gif

[plush cobalt]

I wanted to believe this was an undergrad paper or something

Somehow

[toxic relic]

im not sure about the other author but, no, the first listed name is a faculty member

strongly worded email on the way dw

[onyx igloo]

I GOT ONE

[burnt kite]

What you playing

[onyx igloo]

hl2

im on the strider level

[burnt kite]

Oh yeah

[plush cobalt]

Its editorial team accepts only academically robust papers and welcomes Editorials, Letters to the Publisher, Research Articles, Case Studies, Reflective Essays, Review Articles, Research Briefs, Policy Briefs, Conference Proceeding and/or Abstracts, Commentaries, Viewpoints and other work which are of scientific value and interest. All papers are double-blind peer reviewed and are checked with TURNITIN software http://www.turnitin.com

🧐

[scenic saffron]

What a hell is going on in tiktok right now

[toxic relic]

exactly bro

[scenic saffron]

My eyes

[toxic relic]

how is this credible

[plush cobalt]

Academically robust (misinformation from AI)

[burnt kite]

They are definitely gonna remove the photo comment feature

This is why we cant have nice things bro

[plush cobalt]

I've never heard of this journal personally so I can only hope they're not considered credible if shit like that slips through

[burnt kite]

Robust mentioned

[scenic saffron]

Will they pay for my psychologist therapy?

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/robusted-robust-ss13-space-station-space-station-13-gif-12855373587128893361

[onyx igloo]

HOLY SHIT THERES A THIRD ONE

[burnt kite]

Probably not

[toxic relic]

its also on research gate

[burnt kite]

Half life 3 confirmed?

[last spoke]

Wai wha's going on?

[onyx igloo]

I AM ON 4 HEALTH THERE IS ANOTHER STRIDER

PLEASE

[plush cobalt]

Christ

[toxic relic]

https://www.researchgate.net/publication/368446692_PREFIXES_OF_GERMANIC_ORIGIN

[plush cobalt]

A paper with false information cites OpenAI as a reference. It's in a journal

[burnt kite]

Stink and Omar were trying to find any Germanic prefixes for "small" in English, and Stink accidentally used an article that had ChatGPT in its references

[toxic relic]

real

now we're diving deeper into their sewage

[warm atlas]

Half life 4 when

[toxic relic]

openai*

wait

[last spoke]

So someone cited the lying machine as a source

[toxic relic]

is that the same thing

idk the difference lmao

[burnt kite]

It links to chatgpt

[plush cobalt]

Which explains the lies in the paper

[last spoke]

So a lying machine cited the other lying machine as a source

[plush cobalt]

It's baffling bc fartnuts pointed out one of the authors has had a PhD for over a decade

[last spoke]

The autophagia has begun!

[burnt kite]

What the hell

Omar is a time traveler

[toxic relic]

yes and there are several errors in the paper, which when pointed out by omar was the catalyst for this

[plush cobalt]

Those are two different messages but yes I am a time traveler

[warm atlas]

Hes got a better gaming chair bro

[toxic relic]

crazy

[onyx igloo]

me and the combine are just cowards against eachother

[burnt kite]

It already was a thing, have you seen any of the recent generated images out there? Firstly, I'm sorry, and secondly they all seem to cannibalize each other, leading to a piss vignette on most images

[severe agate]

So basically inbreeding

[burnt kite]

Yes

[last spoke]

AI shits where it eats

[plush cobalt]

Just phoning it in at this point I guess, telling myself that so I don't have to accept that there are academics out there who uncritically use information from AI (even though I know there are)

[toxic relic]

lmao

[burnt kite]

Reuse recycle repeat

[onyx igloo]

WHAT DO I DO ON 1 HEALTH

[burnt kite]

Find a rebel medic, I'm pretty sure there are rebels on that map

[onyx igloo]

THEY'RE ALL DEAD!

[fair yacht]

:3

[burnt kite]

It may be joever gor you

[onyx igloo]

oh i just found 3 medkits

[toxic hawk]

I know what goes on in that head of yours

[plush cobalt]

I just opened my browser and the ResearchGate page was still open & I noticed that this has been cited. I think I will cry now

[toxic relic]

bruh

the slop proliferates

[livid notch]

Dude these medic unusuals are so dogshit

[fair yacht]

I just want hugs from goldship

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/laugh-cry-gif-8392399013353093364

[toxic hawk]

Me too. She's so strong and probably gives good hugs

[onyx igloo]

i locked in

i got the third one

[fair yacht]

:D

[toxic hawk]

If a hat is hood, it doesn't need an unusual effect.

[last spoke]

Citation Ouroboros?

[plush cobalt]

Fortunately from the excerpts shown it seems like they just took general statements about prefixes instead of the false info, but still like... The people citing it didn't notice that?

[plush cobalt]

Pain.

[toxic relic]

yeah i checked now as well, regardless of whether or not they used the false statements, its blatant negligence and oversight

[plush cobalt]

Yeah definitely

[livid notch]

either that or multiple taunts

Which I like the second option more

[toxic hawk]

Hell yeah

More taunts

Light. You ever play as a soldier. Point at a demoman. X+2 and Z+7

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-cat-cat-huh-small-cat-huh-what-gif-2593177363967991691

Oddly specific

But no

[toxic hawk]

I do hope you got the joke

[livid notch]

Nope

[toxic hawk]

What do you get when you press X and 2

[livid notch]

Spy

[last spoke]

That Demoman is AFFIRMATIVE?

[toxic hawk]

Wait is 7 yes ? Damn, it was 8 then

[last spoke]

Oh

[livid notch]

Oh now I get it

[last spoke]

I'm not typing that one out

[toxic hawk]

Yeah

The tf2 community is

Very unique

[toxic hawk]

They somehow found out how to say slurs with in game messaging

[livid notch]

You see, I look at it in this perspective, pro killstreak can be used on one class, the taunts I will buy on all nine

[toxic hawk]

Just get a normal ks

Simple

[livid notch]

I want glowy eyes, besides normal killstreak is useless on medigun

No numbers shown in killfeed

[burnt kite]

Who would have guessed

[toxic hawk]

Why

[burnt kite]

Poot dis

[livid notch]

The medigun isn't doing the killing, that is your pocket

So you just get a cool counter on your screen showing your assist, which I don't care for

[toxic hawk]

Doesn't that counter show up for the entire server

[livid notch]

The 5-10-15-20 killstreak announcer?

[toxic hawk]

Yes

[livid notch]

I don't really care about that

[toxic hawk]

Fair nuff. You should care about your victory screen tho

[karmic jetty]

i saw a glimpse of spessman

[chrome jetty]

Kapow

[burnt kite]

Pow haha

[chrome jetty]

Is that clownaids

[toxic relic]

email sent

lets go

[mossy galleon]

the ragdoll mod made swinging this axe around so much more satisfying

[toxic relic]

i would feel odd erp-ing in a server where everything you say is read by admemes

[karmic jetty]

the admemes get off on that

it is known

[toxic relic]

concurrently, i would be uncomfortable reading a slime person x canine erp session as an admeme

[toxic relic]

damn

i dont have what it takes to be a spess admeme

[karmic jetty]

we should both hop on random sussy spess stations for the funni

[toxic relic]

splurt

[plush cobalt]

Erp is not my cup of tea so I don't join spaces where it occurs

[toxic relic]

fair enough, i agree

it does feel goofy

[plush cobalt]

I was once in a server that allowed it & seeing people talk about their characters' one night stand (in character) was indeed goofy

[toxic relic]

<@&671452400221159444>

[plush cobalt]

oh, Moderator!

[toxic relic]

yeah i cant take it seriously

[onyx igloo]

the rebels are getting my way

my team consists of high quality dumbasses

[toxic relic]

watching a couple pixels that resemble a fox-human move up and down on a skeleton person is hilarious

[onyx igloo]

who keep getting shot by the strider

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/client-pleads-oopsie-daisy-oopsie-daisy-oops-oopsie-russian-badger-gif-6154377781408649679

[onyx igloo]

I AM AT ONE HEALTH

BECAUSE OF A REBEL PUSHING ME

[toxic relic]

narrating the unseen for an audience of none

is this dead internet theory

[vital marten]

Im in a hurry to get things done, oh I rush and rush until life’s no fun

[onyx igloo]

the audience is myself and it makes me feel better

is this not medicine

[toxic relic]

huh

interesting

[noble widget]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/721792151758962768/1144375180030910564/caption.gif

brutal 💔

[vital marten]

[toxic relic]

you have no context for that ping, bon

[onyx igloo]

what is this gif

[toxic relic]

i will never know for i do not care to open the link

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/ip-grabber-ip-grabber-thanos-gif-21846609

[vital marten]

It could be Mr Beast

[onyx igloo]

ip grabber

[noble widget]

im going to grab all your IPs and steal your money or something

[toxic relic]

i would like to gut punch mr beast

he seems so easy to beat up

[noble widget]

i dont know if hes a real person

[noble widget]

he seems like a made up person

[vital marten]

He’s a dog

[sacred schooner]

he's a clanker

https://tenor.com/view/clanka-clanker-droid-gta-gif-2671980220553869597

[noble widget]

you're gonna have to apologize for this in like 2060

[toxic relic]

how much did you enjoy playing the kfc dating sim

[noble widget]

i loved it so much

[toxic relic]

fair enough

more than you enjoyed the long drive?

[noble widget]

dude the long drive pisses me off

[toxic relic]

why bro

[noble widget]

i play it for like two or three hours and then lose my save and dont touch it for months

its so glitchy 😭

[toxic relic]

the best way to play a game

[sacred schooner]

truth is, sustaining a conscient AI will cost ungodly amounts of energy, so imma keep calling ChatGPT clanka

[noble widget]

not ready for my future kids to bring home a clanker

[toxic relic]

why are you planning on spawning others

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/clanker-theclanker-scuut-thescuut-taco-gif-9470306211968200481

[noble widget]

ive fallen for the american dream

[toxic relic]

lame

go play peoples playground bruv

[stone meadow]

Idk how to feel about "fake" slurs based on very real ones tbh

[noble widget]

i want a nice suburban home with a porch i can barbecue and smoke cigarettes on

[toxic relic]

yeah i understand and agree with the sentiments against ai but i dislike using a very real slur against an oppressed minority as an inspiration for a way to express it

[sacred schooner]

would you rather not?

[chrome jetty]

Poopyhead 😎

[toxic relic]

considering that implies that ai is a "minority" as well

which is wrong

and will lead to self victimisation as a way to get sympathy

[noble widget]

its from star wars lol

[toxic relic]

boogerbrain 🗣️

[noble widget]

100% not that serious

[toxic relic]

we know bruv

regardless of whether or not its serious, it still doesnt do what you think it does lmao

[sacred schooner]

I'd agree, but I'm really not invested in this

[toxic relic]

just call the ai a pathetic loser that will never be better than frantic deep dives on yandex and shodan at 3 am

[sacred schooner]

yandere sim dev is a better coder than ChatGPT

[toxic relic]

real

[noble widget]

I dont think anyone uses it against AI for real

an Ai doesnt have feelings to comprehend being called something like that

[chrome jetty]

Its a teehee haha

[toxic relic]

true true

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/ehe-anime-gif-anime-girl-teehee-gif-27178660

[toxic relic]

why do you teehee haha when you could shit in an ai server centre

drop a wet turd direct from brown town onto the floor

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-gif-919334760262788322

[sacred schooner]

I'm currently studying to be the technician that will find your large stinky log into the server room

[chrome jetty]

I bring a pressure washer into a server room

[toxic relic]

ill eat your favourite food before i poop so you can get a brief sense of nostalgia and envy while cleaning my liquid mess off the floor

[sleek musk]

heh

[noble widget]

going to college JUST to find logs in a server room

[sleek musk]

onabomber was so right

[sacred schooner]

all you have to do is remove every lables on the cables, mix connections everywhere and disconnect a few things

[toxic relic]

thats too clean bruv

[sacred schooner]

server room nightmare done

[toxic relic]

you need to send a message

[noble widget]

just start jumping off the walls screaming and banging shit around like a chimp

[toxic relic]

do all that but also piss behind the radiator in the office so it smells like sour lemonade when its turned on

thats not destructive enough

[sacred schooner]

put it in the HVAC system connected to the server room

[chrome jetty]

Il also hide bits of rotting meat around the server room so its a pain to work in there

[toxic relic]

perfect multi-phase plan

rotting meat and eggs

[sacred schooner]

microwaved fish

[chrome jetty]

@neat moat ^

[toxic relic]

better

[chrome jetty]

mmhmmmhm

[noble widget]

yo

[chrome jetty]

Salutations

[toxic relic]

but also break all the racks, destroy everything so they need to replace it

[chrome jetty]

Sledgehammer goes brrrr

[toxic relic]

real

[noble widget]

you remind me of the matter baby

[toxic relic]

nothing much how about you

[chrome jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/brain-meme-you-did-not-have-to-cut-me-off-gif-498898395089837096

[toxic relic]

dont fuck with me boy

https://tenor.com/view/blessed-machine-mechanicus-warhammer-40k-meme-aluminum-gif-16330242263525738895

[sleek musk]

burn the building down do it's difficult to do anything

burn all goverment buildings around so it's difficult to deal with it

and then burn yourself to make finding the culprit difficult

[noble widget]

smash your teeth out and hide them a few countries over so they cant ID you via dental records

[chrome jetty]

Just dont go to the dentist

[sleek musk]

go through years of astronaut training, go on a space mission and fly into the void so they won't even try looking for you

[chrome jetty]

Become an astronaut on the ISS and open the airlock

[toxic relic]

astronaught

[chrome jetty]

poop head

[toxic relic]

if i throw up poop am i a literal poop head

throw up shit*

or does it count if i get turds thrown on my head

[chrome jetty]

Its just additional conformation at this point.

[toxic relic]

understandable

[sleek musk]

looooouuuieeeeeeeee

[vital marten]

I love doing work while the customer stands behind me like an animatronic from FNAF

https://tenor.com/view/withered-chica-gif-6621847936226619070

[sleek musk]

me 24/7

[chrome jetty]

Most of the time i ignore it if people do this, cuz if you need help you can use ur words lol

Need help/ need me to move

[vital marten]

I just stare back sometimes

[toxic relic]

what if im deaf

[vital marten]

If I have time

[chrome jetty]

Lmao no i never

[sleek musk]

what if im dead

[toxic relic]

would you just ignore a deaf person

[chrome jetty]

You can still tap my shoulder or somethng

[toxic relic]

real

[vital marten]

They old, they’ll never remember me

If they do they ain’t got long

No fear

[toxic relic]

what if i was holding a rotisserie chicken

[chrome jetty]

Or like knock on something adjacent to get my attention

[toxic relic]

so i couldnt tap you

[chrome jetty]

u have two hands no?

[toxic relic]

its a big chook bro

[sleek musk]

a big chicken

[toxic relic]

two hander

[sleek musk]

turkey size

it's stuffed to the brim

[vital marten]

Choke the chicken

[sleek musk]

heh

[chrome jetty]

A two hander. Uh well i usually notice people behind me, so after like a random amount of time ill ask if they need me to move or something

[vital marten]

https://tenor.com/view/chicken-family-guy-serious-gif-4390427

[toxic relic]

anymore choke and he'll start up

[chrome jetty]

Its mainly dependant on my mood

[toxic relic]

nah fair

i dont like standing behind people working

just ask for what you need bruv

[chrome jetty]

Mmhm. I work in a fridge area so im usually bocking a doors worth of product if im working

[sleek musk]

• me holding a huge ass fucking chicken in some fucking store* yo can you move? 🗣️ employe not noticing the big ass chicken sure!

[toxic relic]

dont let social anxiety turn you into an oblivion npc

[stone meadow]

i always stand 2 inches behind the employee

[toxic relic]

2 inches? you good bro

[stone meadow]

gotta keep an eye on them

[toxic relic]

🤏

[chrome jetty]

Bro pulls out a measuring tape to ensure he is the correct distance

[stone meadow]

what if they steal my rotisserie chicken when im not looking

[stone meadow]

i dont need a measuring tape i got a perfect measuring device

[toxic relic]

the chicken was for the employees you boogerbrain

[sleek musk]

the two hander?

[stone meadow]

see there they go stealing my chicken

[sleek musk]

hug them from behind

[stone meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/jack-dawson-leonardo-dicaprio-rose-dewitt-bukater-kate-winslet-gif-398777353867940540

[chrome jetty]

Balance the two hander on their head

[sleek musk]

stuff the chicken for safety

[chrome jetty]

That sounds disgusting out of context lmao

[stone meadow]

why not stuff the employee

for safety

[sleek musk]

male or female?

[toxic relic]

with those 2 inches you're not stuffing anything brother

[toxic relic]

chicken

[sleek musk]

hamster

[chrome jetty]

A 1x1 lego piece

[toxic relic]

its a rotisserie chicken

[sleek musk]

chicken employes?

female or female? chicken!

wait

no

male or female

[toxic relic]

just what i needed for my lego deathstar

[sleek musk]

female or female

[toxic relic]

spanish

[sleek musk]

english or spanish?

[toxic relic]

im a gay man

[sleek musk]

damn

they be ruining the fun

[toxic relic]

thats what the tiktok meme was right

[sleek musk]

yeah

[toxic relic]

stupid

[sleek musk]

i ain't even got tiktok and people did it to me

i'm now in homosexual debt

i got gay to give

[burnt kite]

Pop a choccy milk

[sleek musk]

i'm keeping one until if i really want s femboy

[sleek musk]

strawberry rocks

[chrome jetty]

where is this going

[sleek musk]

choccy fucking sucks

[sleek musk]

you know where

say ahhh

[chrome jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/itysl-i-think-you-should-leave-tim-robinson-you-cant-do-that-cant-gif-23125076

[toxic relic]

its amusing to watch them spiral

[vital marten]

In most situations I don’t, but I haven’t figured out how to handle some Cashiers without it feeling like oblivion

[burnt kite]

Strawberry is great, but don't ever disrespect choccy like that

[sleek musk]

aaand this is where i slow down

[harsh vault]

what the fuck

[sleek musk]

depends if it tastes like chemicals or nah

[burnt kite]

I am so tempted to say "everything is made out of chemicals" despite knowing your intent

[sleek musk]

heh. i'm a doctor and hes my patient

[toxic relic]

its ok dude, you're interacting with an employee for 30 seconds. its not serious

[sleek musk]

TASTE. OFC EVERYTHING ID CHEMICALS

[stone meadow]

i dont want to interact with someone who has a job

[chrome jetty]

lmao

[toxic relic]

is this why you dont like yourself

[sleek musk]

you keep interacting eith5me though

[toxic relic]

point proven

[sleek musk]

i got a job

[lilac quarry]

never look in the mirror

[sleek musk]

i work during summer times 😭

[last spoke]

Is that why you hate me

[placid cobalt]

i could do with a jerb

[burnt kite]

"Not everyone has an iPhone" lookin emojis

[sleek musk]

thanks for timeouting me last time.

[toxic relic]

damn frog really dropped the ball with this bit

[lilac quarry]

[sleek musk]

🫩

bruh

[stone meadow]

i dont reflect in those anyway

[burnt kite]

Why does it look default wth

🫩

[stone meadow]

i cant even see that

its just a square

[sleek musk]

i love how you can combine emojis on an android and it's so shit

[toxic relic]

squarehole

[burnt kite]

Unicode failure, point and laugh

[vital marten]

You can what?

What horrors have they committed

[stone meadow]

i havent updated my phone in a year and I wont start today

no matter how many times samsung tries to catch me out by popping up the update screen at random times

[chrome jetty]

I hate updating stuff unless there is an issue, because most of the time it brings new changes that make my life harder

I wish apple made ui changes optional

[lilac quarry]

stay strong

[toxic relic]

crapple

[burnt kite]

I'm pretty sure updates are forced in some places

[chrome jetty]

And i dont want fucking Co-pilot in my windows pc

[burnt kite]

get linux get ltsc

[toxic relic]

just rootless jailbreak bruv

[last spoke]

LTSC looks like a lot of hassle

[toxic relic]

idk if you need to touch the root flies to stop the os malware from forcing your phone to do shit

[burnt kite]

Its probably oem locked if it does force update

[lilac quarry]

giant egg on nachos

[vital marten]

Just adapt

[stone meadow]

it hasnt forced me to update but it does do an update screen jumpscare every so often

[chrome jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-emoji-gif-25749073

[stone meadow]

one time i did accidentallt click update now because of it

[burnt kite]

Same for me

[toxic relic]

soggy

[lilac quarry]

have you tried it?

[toxic relic]

i fuck with soggy nachos ngl

[lilac quarry]

I'm thinking of trying it

[placid cobalt]

my phone updates when i run out of battery

[toxic relic]

i havent but i can imagine the yoke makes the nachos soggy

[placid cobalt]

which is a lot

[toxic relic]

unless you eat it fast

[stone meadow]

the yoke

https://tenor.com/view/86anime-eighty-six-shin-trembling-trembling-hand-gif-24030707

[lilac quarry]

why they...

[toxic relic]

eggwhites only

[vital marten]

It’s like cereal, it’s good dry but better soggy

[lilac quarry]

nah I'm a yolk lover

[stone meadow]

you cant say that

[toxic relic]

say what

[placid cobalt]

egg with noodles is elite

[burnt kite]

I wonder if robot slurs will ever be taken into account during background checks

[toxic relic]

chicken butt

[vital marten]

The noodles are now egg

[last spoke]

This phone has been BEGGING me to run an update for months and I just ignore it every time

Like no fuck off weenie

[toxic relic]

does it feel like slurping boogers

[burnt kite]

Reflash it into stock android when it gets old enough and you can be bothered

[vital marten]

Update now

[burnt kite]

Fuck One UI and other manufacturer roms

[lilac quarry]

if boogers were that consistency I'd be diggin for gold

[toxic relic]

be the change bruv 🙏

[vital marten]

Somebody give this guy allergies

[toxic relic]

work in the mines

youll be shooting snot rockets for days

https://tenor.com/view/turhakommando-gecikommando-turha-snot-gif-12272963

[last spoke]

It's an iPhone I don't think we can do that

[stone meadow]

i love blowing my nose

[toxic relic]

yo

[stone meadow]

the warm feeling in my hand

[toxic relic]

i wanted to say that but i thought it was weird

[sleek musk]

i want to end myself

[last spoke]

That either felt awesome or hurt like hell

[toxic relic]

i pray its the former because i do it a lot

it feels good

[last spoke]

Sometimes you just gotta flush it out

[toxic relic]

fr

my uncles put this tobacco shit up their nose and then shoot it out like that to clean the pipes

[last spoke]

Sometimes the effort it takes though

[burnt kite]

Oh yeah, forgot people willingly use that

[last spoke]

And you feel like you're about to send your brains out with it

[burnt kite]

Aint a big package if thats the case

[last spoke]

Our original was given an iPod touch when those were a thing and we've just kinda been stuck in this shitty ecosystem

[toxic relic]

when theres a booger in the airway and you feel it everytime you breathe in so you spend 5 minutes aggressively trying to unjam your face pistol

[last spoke]

It's mainly out of necessity than willingness

Or convince I guess

[vital marten]

https://youtube.com/shorts/c3r6xvQsf4U?si=jbvuLbFaB3Q_ML78

all I gotta do is take off my mask

[last spoke]

this phone works, why would we make ewaste of it while it's still perfectly fine?

[vital marten]

You get cool color boogies this way

[toxic relic]

your snot is legendary mate

must be heaven blowing your nose after working

[burnt kite]

Sell it for one dollar on ebay

[last spoke]

No?

[vital marten]

Unless we spraying oil based paints

Then it’s sticky

[last spoke]

Why would we do that?

[vital marten]

Sticky nose is no fun

[toxic relic]

free adhesive

you dont get the vision its cool

[fair yacht]

Hi friends!

[last spoke]

When this phone does eventually cark it, the CMF by nothing looks good? I think? I dunno what the android ecosystem is like

How easy is it to just install your own shit on Android?

[chrome jetty]

Wsg sporfo

[mossy galleon]

peak zomboid

[fair yacht]

Hellooo

[vital marten]

Sporf!

How goes

[placid cobalt]

i cleaned my schtoop

[fair yacht]

It goes

[vital marten]

https://tenor.com/view/jim-carrey-loop-around-and-around-gif-11955722

[placid cobalt]

used to be easier but its not hard to install apks

you used ot be able to install apks onto the micro sd, i think they stopped letting u do that

[last spoke]

I'd wanna put Plasma Mobile on it

And just like completely replace what it started with

[vital marten]

Don’t get behind me

[wraith dust]

my friend got me into warthunder

[vital marten]

She was never seen again

[last spoke]

I'm so sorry to hear that

[wraith dust]

lmfaoooo

the chats are wild on that game

mostly on ground tho

ppl too busy to be silly on air

[last spoke]

I have a friend who likes wart hunter I mean War Thunder

[vital marten]

They chat? All I get is attack the D point

https://tenor.com/view/war-planes-tanks-gravity-broken-gif-26202635

[leaden compass]

Why tf is there just no loot anywhere

[vital marten]

Spiffo got hungry

[stone meadow]

not looking hard enough

[warm atlas]

PTSD

[last spoke]

Sorry I needed it for my nefarious deeds

[leaden compass]

I’m 5 houses deep

No loot

[wraith dust]

ITS SOLARIS

[warm atlas]

Hello

[wraith dust]

[ivory grail]

Bun

[burnt kite]

Stellaris

[stone meadow]

thats not many houses

look for more

[leaden compass]

It’s pitch black

[candid patio]

I started a new job today!

It's my first job in over 2 years

[vital marten]

Congrats Slappy

Now get that money

[stone meadow]

nice

now youre a j*b haver

[candid patio]

Thanks! I work in an extremely dumpy apartment building in a seedy part of town

[leaden compass]

Yea nah

I think ima just make my own world

[ivory grail]

Eww work

[leaden compass]

This server has like nothing bro

[vital marten]

Ah server

[ivory grail]

I would never be like employed 100%

Totally not employed

[candid patio]

The building has amenities like a party room and a game room and they are permanently closed because people keep stealing from them / vandalizing them / etc

[vital marten]

Break and steal the lock

Nothing else

[toxic hawk]

ITS CLAUDIA
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

[candid patio]

Lol

[wraith dust]

https://tenor.com/view/benjammins-poking-poke-imma-touch-you-im-gonna-touch-u-gif-11953692277820753700

[toxic hawk]

I've already touched you. You just don't know it yet

[vital marten]

😭

[candid patio]

There was a drugged up homeless guy asleep in the dumpster this morning

[vital marten]

That’s

[leaden compass]

What’s the best spawn

[vital marten]

https://tenor.com/view/sesame-street-oscar-the-grouch-annoyed-grouchy-shaking-head-gif-25029101

[candid patio]

The one you like the most

[candid patio]

This is so perfect

[leaden compass]

Idk maps

What’s the best one

[candid patio]

Best is subjective

[fair yacht]

Jaime!

[vital marten]

Just call him Oscar, keep him as a dumpster pet

[fair yacht]

Lou fren

[stone meadow]

its hot but not sunny

whats the fucking point then

[candid patio]

I think on b42 I could make an argument that muldraugh is best but I'm sure other people will disagree

[stone meadow]

now it looks shitty AND im sweating my balls off

[candid patio]

I'M SO FUCKING SWEATY RN!!!

It's embarrassing

[vital marten]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-hi-hy-hey-gif-8520159980767013609

[vital marten]

This how you know you’re working

[stone meadow]

im covered in dust machine oil and sweat

its not a good combo

[burnt kite]

Just shortened my lifespan by 6 years

[vital marten]

Hail the Machine Spirit

[vital marten]

Did you eat a carton of cigarettes?

[placid cobalt]

y

[burnt kite]

I ate half a box of mint ice cream, drank three quarters of chocolate milk and 5 small chip packets

[fair yacht]

This cough is annoying

[stone meadow]

because i was covering things in oil (trollface) so they dont rust up, picked up some insulation blocks that were absolutely layered in dust, and its hot out

also doing this all day reminded me of frying baskets for fries

yummy screws

[placid cobalt]

the fuck u building

megatron?

[stone meadow]

an enclosure thats gonna get nuked (kinda)

[placid cobalt]

now i get why yall think im stupid

heckin smartie pants out herew

[vital marten]

I still don’t know what I’m looking at

Ima stick to my crayons

[placid cobalt]

BOLTS

lol

screws