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I need to stop falling for the zomboids devious tricks
I keep one occupied in my house with cocomelon
Pink monster < any other flavor
NOH
How about water
@chrome jetty thank you
Ever considered that you monster-guzzling freaks? Ever tried the “water” flavor?
Its bland
Needs more sugar
monster isnt enough kick
I like black coffee bitch!
the pure concentrated bean juice
don't like it
coffee taste bad
alcohol taste awful
You tasted ass coffee
you mean that slop?
worse than water
ever since international corpo bought tim horton, it became sloppier by the second
It was always slop
nah it was good 15 years ago
Ppl say the same about burger king
um
burger king is factual bad
🗣️ fuckass coffee places
no idea, never went there
subway is still fine, if you ignore the prices
HOY
I'll stick with making my own sandwiches
Ok not gonna lie some of these pill mods are sick
Would make a great chase gamemode if gmod servers were still poppin
One of them sleeps where you’re more tired waking up than you were passing out hours before
I think that’s a good one
That's not normal? 
dehydration does that
if that's what you mean
huh neat
I figured it might’ve been because I was asleep only 2 hrs and woke up suddenly but this could also be the case
Not enough lead in your blood
whats a labubu
Labrador was the first thing that come to mind, probably way off tho
labrador
c&c memes? in this decade?
pretty sweet
any fellow escapers from tarkov?
i impress myself sometimes
with PU scope as well
if you look at my role name, you can tell i like tarkov
Bawling 😭
goon squad means more than the eft goons on the internet lol
oh and
i love the goon squad
i despise them with every fibre of my being but thats literally only because Birdeye makes no noise
lol
i love fighting the other 2, but birdeye banging you out from 1000m with a handgun is a bit much
Right above u
live laugh love weather station
or silently stuffing the barrel of his M4 up your ass coz he makes no noise

@twin bear i have a meme for you
pvp or pve?
Both
I hate this wipe tho
i love usec
i used to be pvp only but i just dont have the time or energy anymore
U know me too wel
UCES on top
rip im a bear lol
God dammit
opp
i prefer USEC drip
USEC**
im TRYING to be frens with this guy scav, i really am trying
but BEAR makes the game easier in the early game
I like how bear and usec drip goes so hard together
hm
and i am a skilless nobody
so need all the help
plus rogues are easy, i dont need them to not shoot me
Dress like this and they won't bother u
jesus christ theres so much wrong here lmao
Balls.
I haven't even had a chance to play online yet lol remember
FISH
FLOOFER
FISHHH
No Wi-Fi until just the past few hrs
i mean if i met that guy in an alley id be terrified
Is it the nvg mount with comms or the clothing haha
is he bothering you queen
the first thing i noticed honestly was the FLIR on that monstrosity of a mosin
The face of terror
bagman
Kapow
Reasonable drip from a reasonable named person
I put a 6x on a toz106
me rn
basic bitch
are you secretly Tower?
At least ur acc is online
soub
the YTer who snipes all the time
he sniped a guy with a toz slug from dome to that coop tank extract
Nah
I don't camp
Nothing lost with offline play — damn cheaters are everywhere in PvP, at least last I played it
i cant its pve for me
you found gold yet twin
hence the short scope
Name goes hard when u get ur back shots from an rd704
Industrial lube
the gunplay is better than i remember
ive not played pvp in about 5 wipes and not played at all the last 2
i can actually somewhat control a stock AK74 now
what'chu gonna do with a drum of lube?
I FOUND GOLD TWINNN
Today’s workout is arm
today's workout is w*rk
wait wait wait nonononono
also idk why i never used it before but i found a USP .45 and used it as a backup 1 raid and .45 fucks hard now
I call the boss and say I’m shidden and farden can’t work very sad
and now you're pulled into a one on one CQC training session
more like CNC training session the way this convo is going daym
maybe
Use the shrimp
Greased up deaf guy
fr
The design on that hoodie gah
Is this the easter bunny
This is THAT GUY ON YOUTUBE
Five nights at diddys
I'm the easter bunny
good ol mr hungry
I can’t even guess
🗣️ someone's not getting caught
,', | ; '_
anderdingus
@stiff geyser 
I forgot what the mod was for true music template
So much slop when i search true music lmao
By template do you mean the addons that add music files?
Like the empty one yeah
Kapow
I had it in my clipboard but cleared my cache like a moron
I fucking hate true music fr
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2613146550 maybe I'm not understanding
Over 15% of the workshop is just shitty music mods
this comes empty
Hate the slop love wut it does
WUH
So I found out who the collector is in this game, this is my 2nd mission's 2nd encounter
I thot that was the framework
I love the base true music, hate all the add-ons
I use true music and add my own music without using someone else's mod
I also found out who's the shambler
You can add your own music to the original true music mod
bf6 looks fun https://youtu.be/7ohtdHAYeB4?si=lBiR-4mFpiBzQ5bC
big team battle
go bigmode store https://bigmode.com/shop
Like, just drop the MP3 files into a folder, run the script and it'd done
I have good fun on it
I've been having fun, yea
It's annoying having to fucken change BIOS settings when I boot windows
But eh, that's why we keep windows on a totally seperate drive quarantined from the rest
it does, but I realised after trying it this weekend that I no longer enjoy multiplayer FPS
I got old
its mainly only fun with the boys ngl
is j*ob krilling our souls 
I enjoy singleplayer games
Take it silliously
skyrim is boring
Was wondering where pz was turns out i forgor to install it
my friend and I on KOTH like "GIMMIE YOUR TAGS" doing melee only 🤣
A NEW HAND HAS TOUCHED THE BEACON
Last night I was playing and I noticed I died to the same guy using defib twice so I asked in all chat "How many of those kills are defib?"
Cause I love Fallout and this is just medieval fallout lol
"ALL"
Holy fucking based
Yea thanks for clarifying i was tweakin tryna find the template 
its designed to appeal to a large audience
I require context. I saw this shit in the Subnautica subreddit
it's a skyrim item
you'll know when you touch it
and u will touch it
You just have to find the mod folder containing the original true music mod and you'll find a folder called "your music" or something. It has a "readme" file with introductions
I think... It's been a while since my last time doing it
Fair enough
I know nothing about Skyrim
Just a few memes
have you met the clankers yet?
I know nothing about Skyrim, which is impressive because @split bane has tried telling me about the lore several times
The what
✨My memory sucks✨
I just found a dragon stone in a dungeon and a jarl or something told me I can purchase land in the city
Which is a relief cause my inventory is full already
oh you're at the start
its hard to spoil
I'm playing in survival mode btw... It's annoying
skyrim is a fever dream
Okay, all I know is to not do that
well I can give you the most useless and unimportant spoiler
The game takes place in Skyrim
lol
I love micromanaging. I play PZ
about that
famous last words
hey now. you know there's dragons.. and yelling.... and stealing...
in the imperial main city, you will meet little shits you wish you could delete
actually that goes for every single children in skyrim
like to the point you compared a survival game to skyrim because you can steal
We got those things in real life too
I am right here
be afreaid or some shit idk
never got the technical manual for this job
by those metrics we have everything irl. fictions is fake

Doofus
Thorny Dragon
that's a lizabn
That's a dragon
dragon ar lizor
Google it
they don't breath fire, they shoot blood from their eyeballs
Ogres are the world champions at launching you in the stratosphere
Those bitches certainly exist™
sounds like a mean debuff to me
Hey Riley, did you hear about that guy I ran into in Battlefield last night
animal names aren't accurate. there'e an anaimal called a Peacock Mantis Shrimp, despite being neither a peacock, mantis, OR shrimp!
yeah apparently it's really stinky blood too
are you sure it comes from the eyes
you can suck people's souls into magic crystals
yeah
Again, we do that irl
Ever heard of a credit score
Dork
hai scarf
I don't have image perms, but look at this link
https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/joftw3/when_being_threatened_the_thorny_devil_shoots/

hai maki
hello!
how ish u
gooooood
Hey, be nice, that's my maki
thas gud to hear
proceeds to dunk on maki
AH
Yeah, only I'm allowed to do that
thats much worse than I thought
crying soobing
yeag
the stream..
Everyone needs to be nice to Maki
yeah!
psi behind that bloodshot gotta be high
best I can do is offer coke
like cola or cocain?
mystery surprise
if the latter, I would much prefer mushrooms :)
While I understand parents playing with their children, can they do so in a way where their child doesn't do a squeal that harmonises with my tinnitus but to a much higher volume 

happens everyday at work
agreed
sorry, w*rk

It's actually like, weirdly saddening living with Tinnitus
I think I should get image perms. I'm just cool and special like that
I've never, and will never experience silence ;-;

who
true silence is maddening, at least that's what science seems to show
is tinnitus something that happens without external stimulation?
a ringing in your ear eternally is also maddening
I truly don't know
worst cases are permanent I believe
all the time ringing?
like permanently occuring
tinnitus is just a constant ringing, with or without stimulation.

usually happens because of hearing damage, but you can be born with it :)
crap deal
goodmorning zozo, Le Catvocate
zozo gone from bean to stalk
its noon
annnd I shall sleep, because it's midnight
high noon
zozo you live in the future
goodnoon zozo, Le Catvocate
and it's monday
goodmoonrestday zozo, Le Catvocate
is everyday bloos
don't mention it 
I can't relate to hating mondays. I'm unemployed so I hate everyday
our otag life

perfect for w*rk
my coworker listens to Joe Rogan all day
are you guys hyped for the upcomming Homestuck animated show, made by Vivziepop?
tf
yeah idk
🦅
I am so sorry...
is it for the funni or is it like genuine
Genuine
people here be like that

get me out
these kinda encouragements go two ways
either they say that if you just put your mind to it the day will get better
or
they agknowledge that shit sucks right now and wish you the best all the same
i prefer the latter
what's the difference between a tenant and a prisoner
the gulag for me
oh it actually is raining outside
one pays rent
I have to get a shot today 😭
rainnnn :)
behind on my shots
I can be rabid
km
chat we should play mage arena
ricochet
is that the vr game?
no armor best armor
is not vr
the prisoner doesnt pay rent
chat we should play afk arena

fireball
after that we'll play Raid Shadow Legend
then we should play merge mansion
rip
what
they were never seen again
yes, let's go to war zozo
Kapow
foxhole is false advertisement...
let's become cannon fodder
rhis isnt the game i thought it was,... 
gib me medieval foxhole or gib me death
I'm hungry. I should make breakfast. fare thee well
Bruh i need to install visualizer?

me when someone ask if im ready or not
entry to talk, meme doa 
gotta show them criminals some proper makeup
Either bros translation makes no sense or I don't understand English
u cant read
Why would i rename .zi to .zip
zip is better bcs it has a p
the boring answer is encryption of data according to file type
What would go hard as an album cover guys
did u just get it?
nah, I've had it since beta
Console release got me picking it up again
i just learned a new word chat
Same, what do u think of the current state compared to beta
slacktivist
Shit i still need visualizer
lazyism
Is it good to just download every code language
Morning(or what ever tinezone is for you) chat
am lookin at reddit post dissing the clippy thing
you mean softwares that allows you to code in most code languages?
game is great, modding took a different route than I hoped. Wish they didn't cut out the dismemberment features upon console release -
they delivered on the promised product though
Hi zozo
Yesterday i was upgrading strenght and carpentry irl 😭
I dragged 18 kilo furniture hime from shop and then assembking it. Still didn't finish lol
Yesterday I played games and ate food
Now that a good day off
what is that
Tomorrow I work from 5 am to 5 pm
arachnid
soon to be dead
spider is fren
dead arachnid tossed on backpack by ant
Back to the grind
thats what it would have want
that's a hard pic
mm fried rice 
Show was peak
why is it called fried rice
and not stir fried rice
you aren't just letting the rice sit in the pan/wok
you gotta stir it
Kapow
No jojo
Jojo was so hard to watch
I enjoyed it
The art is amazingly detailed
Was weird but I liked how salty dio was
im not a big fan of the davidpro adaptations
They made everyone so handsome in it for no reason
part4 is an exception
I wish they’d remake it
The art could be so much better in a remade anime
its a more darker serious take
which i like
Where tf do vinyls spawn even
sure theres still the goofiness but it doesnt depend on it tonally
Been searchin for like 10 rt mins in these dam houses
davidpros is just goofy all the way and thats what most associate jojo with now
i fear sbr would just be crap bcs of it
its western
Have to be up in 4.5 hrs. Debating whether or not to watch some random half hour long cyberpunk theory video or not.
Yes.
i havea a better vid for u!!!!
In this video, I put 1000 Minecraft players on 2 islands—one island has everything, the other has nothing. How will civilizations form? Will there be peace or war? The story that naturally unfolded was incredible.
If you want to play in events like these, join my Discord server:
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More info:
Out of 8000+ applicants, 13...
no…. no……
get this man a trve
What are endermans
20 seconds after the realm is made
wth is he doing
why is he ruining that lighter?
if you're high as a kite, why is the wrong question
there are no wrong questions, only wrong answers
red light means you can go
exactly
this actually
Catpacolypse
https://youtu.be/nUpZg-Ua5ao?si=ZZ_E4nm7cz1AOkjb here is real tupidity
George Vaccaro was a Verizon customer who, in early December 2006, had a customer service phone call where Verizon had a legendary "math fail" as it would have been dubbed at that time. This is a viral tale from the early/modern internet age of the oughts. In the calls, the Verizon employees repeatedly fail to acknowledge the distinction between...

oh hey its @neat turret

you wouldn't know them
shush u
Dont ever buy no weed from the gas station bro
Dont ever dont ever buy no weed
They femboy
lift a log and youll see 10 scatter
Yeah red flags 🗣️
femboys are icky
False
truth nuke
floofie is full of hatred
shutup fish
Floof is a hater
i hate over one bad ex
hate nuke
Shit inside of a desk drawer
Smh ur not good at epic pranks
she would
I WOULDNT
Lemme guess u don't even have pocket fent
scav stop giving him ideas to bully me
I never bully
pocket fent?
its not wednesday
u cant have any ya fishy boy
i prefer the og ketamine
true
dont ponder on the good ol days
me core
If it's still up I'm finna cop it just to get some wicked clips
Lean💜
Is it bed time for them?
Nah I'm waiting for a response on this debug shit
yes
wow, she is so nice
You're nice
now thats a woman you should respect scav
im mean and evil and terrible, im also a terrorist in 28 countries
Have you considered baking?
Make pawprint cookies
you are probably sweeter than anything i can bake
Aw thank you :D
You're too sweet
Floofie very evil
truth
the drug cartel gets their ideas from floofie
WHAT DO YOU MEAN
your torture tech
gr
I'm going to eat s'mores ice cream while I read
✅ ✅ ✅
i remember my days in the cartel...
thats it, im being bullied, im leaving ;w;
uhhuh
i escaped though
I bet you did
Please don't leave I love your company
I'm affiliated with Big Fish
i genuinely cant tell if this is sarcasm or not
Not sarcasm
nuh
awe
die
okay
Evil fish
Don't die
are you sure?
Very
finee
if you insist
This tank aint big enough for the two of us
I enjoy your company and plus you recognized my old eduardo picture so you're immediately goated
Anyone that recognizes my pfp's are goated
im an adorable puppy
That's something a tank fish would say
more flea bag
shutup
Correct
i dont have fleas
NU

Be nice to floof. Floof is nice. Floof is fren
yay
Bro talking like he doesn't have dropsy
chuckles the clown is my favorite dnd character
Love watching that series on Facebook reels
The silence speaks volumes
i like silence
I like Facebook reels
From our Once Upon a Witchlight campaign! Animated by @shoocharu!
i need to kiss a czech person
why
Lowkey I wish google giggles had funnier shit on it
not a czech girl, like, straight up man
Okay what is it
hai lou
Hello
What is itt 
RAHHH
I feel like that snake with Blue Gatorade
#viral #comedy #trending #funny #medazelli
forgot my earbuds
now i gotta work a full day without them
got one earbud on me gonna ration out its battery
oh no how terrible
what will you ever do

yeah
yeah
Dam one earbud sounds rough 😭
I feel ya dude
dont cry
It's like fnv without the radio channels
hopefully i work on the nuke project i cant have my earbuds then anyway
i personally like working without music
I don't
i dont even listen to music i listen to videos
whats your job light
Selling fertilizers and shi with dad
Hear me out
boring
NCR is free ammo
Tinnitus usually happens because of hearing damage
For us, our hearing is very sensitive and the blood vessels in our head runs very close to the eardrum, so there's literally constant vibration from the bloodflow, causing that ringing
It's literally just every moment of every day a high pitched eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
That's the problem, we can never experience silence
because of the tinnitus
Ncr also kinda mid
My favorite ending is yes man, u just got shot in the head and the leaders treat u their own like dirt so why would u fw anyone but urself
I'm not even being smart, I'm just explaining why living in this body sucks
I did yes man, but I killed most of factions and got hated by most
Wanted to free new Vegas, instead ruined it 🗣️
About every few days I’ll look in this server, see if any interesting conversations are being had then be reminded it’s just endless rot.
Hi
who at instagram decided to add that fuckass repost button
i mean id agree with you usually but right now there was just normal conversations
idk what youre talking about
Im just making a pretty broad statement. Just feels like the case to me most days.
What am I saying, I’m tired.
The rot ain't stopping anytime soon I feel😭
its discord
coming into discord expecting no rot is like coming into a poop deli expecting no poop
Can’t argue with that.
Poop deli 🙏
Bro really expected intellectual prowess
I alrdy broke true music
Insane comparison
In genchat 
I've been listening to old art bell episodes while I play lately
is anyone even old enough in here to know who that is 😭
well idk about old enough but possibly not western enough
well that's fair
yeah the latter
Let's fucking go
I was an idiot and forgor to use the exe
This song goes hard on a walkman
you just put the songs in and hoped it worked?

Bro
This is my first time playing project zombiod
And I just got fucking railed
By a sprinter
Twice in the same day
I lost 2 worlds to the same thing
Yeah how about you turn off sprinters
Fist me
It's better to learn the game first then increase the difficulty
Sandbox
Well I be damned
This has to be a bait
Bro chill
Fishing bait
I was in the woods
The first time
Tryna go to this big city but had no car so I went through the woods
That's like suicide
You just gonna dir from exertion man
Louisville?
I currently have 32
have you tried simply locking in
death is temporary styling on sprinters is forever
Then buddy choose the burgler option and drive cars
bruh why did you enable sprinters if you barely played the game
making it so much harder to learn
I didn’t know what that meant
if only there was something to be done about all these sprinters in my games!
GUNS
They’re genuinely fast asf
I feel like the name sprinter sort of implies what they'd do
Running 10.2’s in the 100 meter dash
they woulda killed ya even if you had a gun
If more guns don't work hit em with cars
They bulletproof?
Sprinters? U mean clingy neighbors
If cars didn't work use a molotov
no but guns aren't that easy to use in PZ.
Watch me
If molotov don't work just drink bleach
especially considering if you got your hand on a shotty or something, you'd be pretty fucked. You'd just use up the ammo while every zombie in the surrounding neighbourhoods are hauling ass towards you
I’m so glad there’s no mutated zombies in this game like the last of us
There are mods for it
I’d be damned if I seen a fatass zombiod that’s just taking Bullets
The horde is more scarier tbh
you'd be surprised with how many bullets it can take to kill a zombie when you have low aiming skill
Oh wow
If I shoot a zombie point blank range with a slug shotgun and they don’t die I’m uninstalling
Always start with police officer if you wanna go blazing on the early run
Shrimply Lure them over a fence and shoot them on ground, it's usually a clean shot
at that point, why even bother using the gun tho
just stomp and save the ammo
I seen that in a tutorial
Stomp is slower than shooting
yeah but ya save the ammo
i need assistance
I need a duo to play with
Military boots required
my neighbour moved a bunch of black binbags and now i have rats in my kitchen
Like someone who knows what they’re doin
Cook the rats and show em who's the boss
the fuck do i do lmao
call an exterminator or something I dunno
its eaten my butter!
Make a Molotov

I did save ammo too, and never used them ever again
Pest control?
thats a bit mean
Befriend them
l1ght heres what ya gotta do mate. It's a lesson I've learned in any game with resource management. Never use the resources, always save them because you might need them later on.
Then when the game ends, you always feel like a fuckhead because you made it much harder for yourself saving those resources that you coulda used.
way too real













