#general_chat
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I'm mature (no lies at all
as an ai chatbot, i dont have an age
I thought i was the bot
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Turned me into a tinskin 
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what abot deez nuts in your face brother
whatd you say about my mother? banned
Clanker
gif perms
Nooo
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My overused gifs!!!
thats it buster stand in the corner
so does anyone have a clue when the new mp is coming
i find great amusement out of being muted for deez nuts jokes
continue doing this
🙏
yesterday
ahahah
At least a decade
❤️
yesterday
bill wher do i finf big spiffo
I'm diggin in my bag for the detonator
spiffo HQ
not that one

just steal the large spiffo there
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no the plushie!!
Stuff a body in the spiffo and u got a friend
May have to be churned up but it's still fren :)
idk why you want a large one. The regular one is just fine
I love tormenting my friends
Real
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i have never seen it in the wild
EVER
Spiffo is so cute I might crochet him
g|n|ral chat
ya i never seen firecrackers either
20% of our work has to be spent being freaky
Wild
really? i have like 4 of them
ill give you one for big spiffo locations gps
and penisham
Freak mod applications
Who the hell summoned freakbob
Pz in #general_chat ?!?!?
ok thanks
pupper love to eat the funny gas station pills
Kapow
Do you have a quota
i'm done being freaky and corny
whats all this then
@stone meadow why i got a nickname?
tf?
am i tweaking?
i couldve sworn it didn't change
Lmao
tomorrow. but you gotta play earlier cuh
wait
what timezone are you again?
you're the PST
Bro im an old lady u forgot i have job and u probably have school foo😭
or sum
Yes pst
actually i still got work
EST best time zone
NO
cute
if you take testosterone, your body stops producing it right?
does that work the same with melatonin?
Ok
kill me
Ask google and chatgpt
Yeah chat gpt is a good resource too
@grok is this true
are you real
chat gpt how do i cut down trees in project zomboid? hold left mouse button on the oak log!
I think, therefore I am
but Grok can think
Yeah but I’m better
Or is cyber game playing you
Is that the 28 years later skulls
i finally found a can opener
i was sitting on a bench once, near a swimming pool and there was this phone number written on it. i put it in my phone and forgot about it. later on, i messaged it, i then realised an old lady put her phone mumber there to cheer people messaging her up. she was really kind. i wonder how she is right now...

Text an ask
Huh
i might
What a sweet lady.
ok this is pretty scary
@burnt kite guess what
gottem
Classic blunder
light weight
@fair yacht play with sprinters
when will grok cosplay as your favorite character tho.
10 reps of 5 sets going up the stairs into the unknown
Is that rare?
ive only found it three times since it was added in B41
but no not if you know where to look
it must be an omen. it must mean that this run is the one i beat my record.
Ok
crab
that's enough mr. disarray. no more today
he doesnt do the eyebrows right
good night
anyone want to play zomboid with me and a friend
The heck is pz
thank you i am new
700 😌
Let's see the review
@neat moat hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
heyyyyy
hru??
Short and shrimple based
i am well
My laptop and desktop just broke so I can’t play pz on them, is there a way I can get it on Xbox 1 or phone?
i feel like im finally getting over this bronchitis
Awesome!
you can play it on phone through geforce now
ik its been misereble
:3
Type shit bro preciate it
I've heard there's a port that works on Android
touch controlls will be super uncomfortable id recommend connecting your xbox controller
And that sucks I’m on iPhone
Hm
it will look like this with touch controls but this is a very old screenshot lol
alright guys anything new happend to project zomboid
Yeah fuck that
anybody need a buddy to play some pz?
game has controller support tho ||even though it's straight horse ass||
You can't read anything at how small shit is
Besides safari says GeForce is for streaming, I sold my desktop for pets after it broke and tossed my laptop
Go to lfg
geforce is through cloud
Do you have a link I could follow?
just search up geforce now in your appstore
@vivid compass lfg?
link your steam account and play
I can’t play my computers are fried
Yeah I uninstalled
but free model only allows you to have 1 hour sessions after that one hour is up you have to re-enter the game to start a new session depending on the game it will force you to wait in queue because of other free model users
another solo venture is it then lol
subscription bypasses that and gives you better quality and hardware
mans running around with his 5090 series ai ryzen cpus getting wiped by some guy at 30 fps on cloud with shitty internet in fortnite
The state of no builds, won on a hotspot 1v4 
ai cant generate your reflexes brother
im priveleged enough to have a hotspot better than people's ethernet
Rich guy has mobile data
Look at this guy
No more begging for hotspot
you tryna hook up i got unlimited bandwidth
why do you need it
i dont
Can have the best internet but games will still lag
whats the point of infinity
no reason
Buzz lightyear was talking about this
i think at most ive ever used up mobile data was around 400gb in a single month
what you doing bro
download games through hotspot on gamepass lol
fair enough
Games do be taking alot of space these days
bruh fuck that shit
PlayStation memory cards
THE FINCH
Long dead
i dont wanna see the hairs of my characters balls with raytracing
real
some games even force raytracing or lumen and there is no way for you to disable them in the settings
today was a good siege day
insane
Even if the game was about ball hairs i still could care less about them being pretty
why are you telling the game i bought and should own what to do
truly
🥀 do it yourself vro
iirc the newest elder scrolls forces lumen and the only way for you to disable it is doing some folder magic
bruh
unreal engine 5 is pure slop
:D
Wasn't there a video showing a car on fire in unreal engine 5 and people thought it was real
what if i walked up to todd howard at the urinals and told him that he's pissing incorrectly and proceeded to show him an optimal piss method
like bro dont force me to use shit i dont want
let me piss my way and you can piss your way
Let me just drain the ol lizard on the floor like sheesh bro
fr
clearly the best train is one as the head of an npc
xal!
it ain't slop. The tool are there to optimize it
let me pour my own sour beer man its not like you're drinking it
The dev are just lazy to use em
those brains lack activity
Fr meanwhile godot be doing all that for me
Digtial foundry has cracked on this several times

oh my goddo it godot
What
k
mustard
haii!
I got my internet back 🗣️
from the sharks?
The engine is heat
mustve been a wild day
I had to kill a few but i got it
wow is that you in the picture? seriously wow im usually the type to clam up around people i find... well really cool you seem like you're having an awesome time wherever that was taken im not very good at starting conversations like this if im honest youre really attractive and i felt like i had to say something sorry if this is super awkward or anything hope you have a great day..
damn
My gramma loved magnum pi
digital crater
He do be handsome ngl
my dad has pictures of tom selleck on his phone
A true fan
he says he'd give up everything for him
that is one awesome moustace
he has a huge fucking crush on him
moopy do be simping for xal
you mean moopyGPT-5
Fr tho i can finally download shit faster

pregananant?!?
Prego
lol
First of all #pz_b41_chat
Get outta here pz player
Second it probably cause b41 got a patch for some reason
Why is there a Walmart safe house vc chat
for what purpose
what if i let you use the washing machine in my house
it's very annoying not to have one in my appartement
For free?
this shit sucks
its a crack den
that where those mofos do their deals
If u want a rock tho u gotta pay up
one of my old places didnt have one in the apartment i had to lug it to a laundromat
step up from that is laundry in the complex but not in your unit
Laundromat is so far away from here and it's so ass I ordered a shit one online ages ago
Way better than suffering
is it really that complex
i find it simple
step down if its a paid in complex laundromat cause why am i paying to wash my crusty boxers if i already give you rent bruh
ok america
fair bruv
It's weird how apartments here are so sperated yet mfers think they're the worst
wdym
I have seen the pictures of other places and hell nah those places are SMALL
Maybe I'm used to big spaces
we got paid machines in our building on each floors... except mine
oh and they're different prices
that canada for ya
anyone up for zomboid
Get out
I just know which floors are the cheapest
and use em
indeed, but rent is ridiculously cheap
100% worth then. understandable decision 
Fr cheap rent is never too small of a trade
the only problem is the super cheap rent means super cheap home
is there any sort of big community server? I'm very new and in need of some coaching
dude
I cannot speak
beautiful home
Ong one of my former slum lords was charging $900 a month for a room infested with bed bugs
This is real shit lmao
are you doxxing me?
Chicago type shit
what is this influx of "hop on pz?" messages
mofo can't read
Horde mentality
the frequency has increased exponentially the past few days
lucky for me, I only have to live with a million drain flies
bruh
the most recent water damage made sure of that
just gonna live in a shack in the woods at this point, this shits fucked
I'm gonna make a trap tonight to get rid of them
Oh I don't live there anymore
too much fibre
bagman is that you?
boredom is no more
they work great as roommates because of it
tho speeding up time seems to make the game forget they exist
shitt gotta go back to work
Except that this roommate doesn't eat me and instead just eats everything up in the house and covers shit in mould
j*b
Literally only has 2 things in his brain and that's girls and protein hits
An actual fucking zombie
This mfer annoys the shit out of me
Even if it means eating the bugs
I bought milk last night, and then I see his STUPID FUCKING ASS POUR OVER HALF THE CARTON INTO A SINGLE BOWL OF GRANOLA
Watch the hair i just got it done
300 grams of whey powder in the shake, drink the sludge to coat your triceps in fresh cement
?
i buy oatmilk for this reason
My other roommates will
Metal album cover sounding shit 😭
I tried that and it was instantly drank up by the other roommates
move out
I have to get a mini fridge
why do they take your groceries
Too broke
live with parents
Kill them (in Minecraft)
Because they are selfish animals
save a buttload of money
Cant
unless parents are shiet
gotta find solutions
mini fridge is a good one
Yes
with a lock
Fucking put a padlock on it
lmfao
Agreed
They won't enter my room
EXACTLY
anybody know how to play multiplater version 42?
So I'm good for that thankfully
Anyways thankfully they will all be moving out by next autumn
i'm so confused what
Until then I just need a minifridge and survive
should be more worried about the heat death of the universe than some silly update


I better have a beer on hand tho
Would be an epic way to go as just a lil guy
In a big ass heatwave
i would like to finish with the explosion
how do i switch back to version 41 so i can play multiplayer?
If I had these roommates in project zomboid I would just kill myself in the horde because they are loud, leave all the lights on, and eat up all the food in 2 days so the zombies would ALWAYS be slamming our doors
pick none not unstable
the heat death of planet earth is but a minute closer with every shitty ai generated image lol
Wait wuh?
Nah, Shrek trilogy gif
I have the lorax but not garfield
I have alot of movies in lil folders that are 25mb big😭
Big L
appreciate it
as a joke cause its under 500mb
mine just normal
I crammed all of the movies into powerpoints with a broken mic filter
I love just downgrading stuff for space
fair lol
Fartold man
Are u alive
the distinction between alive and not is arbitrary
you missed by discussion about viruses because you're a pleb
Arbiter
question i picked up a large bed and it dropped two parts - a 1/4 part and a 4/4
do i also need the 2/4 and the 3/4 to assemble the bed? did those parts get destroyed when i picked it up?
yes
ah
Pz
only with high enough carp
theres always a chance to fuck it up
I am downloading a few games and pz is on the list 
🟣If there's more of the exact type of bed nearby, you can try to get 2/4 and 3/4 from them
gl man
Luck is the only thing that'll keep me alive and I know my rng will be silly
But it's gonna be fun with my custom mod
I like playing on the same world again and again bro couldve found another persons body which they did in reality
They even had their own story
not unless you're on the receiving end
no
i like failing in games
like missing quick times intentionally to see what happens
choosing the worst option to see what the npcs does
fr
I enjoy gaslighting da npcs
playing dark urge evil run first bg3 playthrough
i mean the devs put it in the game, i like exploring it
you dont need to, but its what i enjoy
It's not like being evil is an easter egg, it's a gameplay style
fr
theres a game called shigatari on steam
its so fucking good
every dialogue option includes "die" where you just kill a character

Prolly got a good artstyle knowing u
enjoyable gameplay
it's so raw and visceral i love it sm
when does it become a friend like
It feels so horrible seeing the cute protag get brutalized, but honestly it's the best incentive ever!
with a fandom that misses the age group 
Defo scratches the zomboid itch
oh absolutely! i feel like fucking shit after a run ends but it connects me to the character in a way few other games have
Scavs?
though i gotta say it has zomboid beat on moodle count
What is to be scavved in this game
hhh fucking 18000 moodles at once never feels good
battery 
Seeing "Casualties: Unknown +1" breaks my heart for some reason lol.
Supposedly there's gonna be two more playable characters, which is neat!! But I think orson's focused on layer 5 right now iirc
It's lotsa funnsies!!
I heard it's got more masochism than eft and scum combined
It's not masochism, it's seeing how far you can spelunk !!!
Unfortunately, his excavating attracted a.... BOULDER.
so no fear of getting stuck irl
There's also absolutely diving if you're not observant enough
100 meter drop 
Seeing how long it takes to break a brain vessel u mean, sounds fun compared to playing neo scavenger and dying to wolfmen thru rng
I'll have you know I've only ever gotten very minor cases of serious brain damage
A trader can give you a bandaid for freee :)
ONLY THE STRONGEST WILL SURVIVE
Hey some of the most painful games are the good ones
eat fiber man
roughage is a large part of my diet
you can cut open my stomach and suck cruciferous vegetables out of my upper intestines
Hold me
I didn't mean to send that slur!! I swear mods
Cut to that one time I accidentally said a slur without knowing
i remember that
Happened to me with "like"
did you change a letter

real
Got unmuted by an unseen angel
dont call frogski an angel
Then got turned into a bot by a rando
frogskis an oni at best
He is rather a cruel angel
One that would write a thesis
Real
evangelion reference
evangelion reference
Idk, I saw this survival gamemode on the workshop
Do they weigh 20 gb
Is it fun if it's not soul crushing?
I don't think so
What did you do 
Like prolly 70gb at least for my mods if it was wut i remembered
Spt got me covered
So what did you add
A shit ton of video game maps and models
Lotta random stuff like building blocks and some
"Mods"
I'm making a new load of mods tho fuck allat
What are yall doing in gmod
My biggest modding feat is a cannibalism mod
I mostly screw around in homigrad rework, I love the ragdoll system
We're prolly gonna do some sillies with npcs too
if you push your finger far enough can you feel the eye socket
make cows fly
if i shove my finger into someones eye, will it be long enough to reach the back
or will it get caught in the optic nerve?
Alr gotta log in to steam again?
I made a nextbot chase server
I only like 3d nextbots
That's the only kind of nextbot there
Hmmmmm
Currently just bon from the walten files and the trapper from dbd
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I plan on adding more and finally figuring out how to change the map
I can dm you the ip and port if you wanna
changelevel in the server console
Well that's the thing
The server hosting site I use doesn't have a console
Lemme look
If I change the map it'll be fazbear's forgotten tho
I'm down for some gmod as well if that's alr
Way back in the day type shit
Long time ago before time had a name type shift
Have fun at the arcade?
How much do they cost now
Thats crazy
hm
Bro thought he did something 🥀
i guess its not a good time to chat
You always appear when it isn't
:D
Hallo floofi
hai merry
floof!
<@&671452400221159444> , seize him at once
thanks
haiii
Pay by the hour
im figuring it out rn
Qo
@burnt kite
Unbelievable
Unbelievably fast because i removed my subs
the mean mods silencing those kind ppl giving free money and nitro
smh
bill defending the racists??
wtf
They spammed out the nword
ban Bill
yum!
🍳
hello fellas
YEHEYYY
I know that footage
albsolute nuthead
probably a silly mistake
dude went into a rage because of traffic and closed exits
What should i add to gmod
They will probably changed their way in the ban server
Misinput!!
rdm
Darkrp is not real rp
Nah but add me frfr
Mfers just log into ther 15 year old acc, look at their 5 trillion dollars, raid a newbies coke lab and log off
Hmmm add Glide
Wait a minute
Since when was general "generul"
Was it the same time they flipped e's?
no, it's more recent
Car framework, it has a lot of cars on its own too
Alr cuz i saw em and was interested in them vehicles
Finally ill be using an updated framework
Im still on SW cars dude 🥀
The train and trailer system is very well made
nitrado SUCKS....
Why dont you selfhost
i actually like nitrado ;w;
open your ports
1984
Is this even drivable
What even is the reference fr
tf2 realism
Lmaooo
Aint that a source game

😭
Get on the mge train
why everytime i look in here this stupid FLOWER
All of them
wher to dl mod to kill flower
Btw i ain't got any games mounted
Syfm 🪦
so sad
What abt mw official
Yeah thats good too
Komar
Yummers alrdy got errors
how did you find one of those for steam forums lol
youre actually the worst
he's not the worst
because of you
he just uses the internet to cope with being a big nerd
gmod will be around longer than the hype for gta6
Players will always want sandbox
There are entire games (at least one) in garrys mod
how do i fix this bug where when i am loading into project zomboid.
messages pops up red and tells me file doesn't match the 1 on the server?
how did this happen I was jus running the game smoothly.
I validated my game files already still ain't work

gmod will outlive source 2
we should stream old gmod memes and videos to other planets so the people their know what humans fuck with
maybe
gmod is the world at scale
i mean its a microcosm
how do i fix this bug where when i am loading into project zomboid.
messages pops up red and tells me file doesn't match the 1 on the server?
how did this happen I was jus running the game smoothly.
I validated my game files already still ain't work
can you read bruv
a what
if a mod doesnt match that likely means the mod on the server is outdated and the host has to update it
tell the knob that hosts to restart the server
microcosm
idk
its a good word
im surprised floofie has never read it before
Cut lowkey fire
im dumb
your mind isnt a concret block, mate
aw
concrete blocks are really cool
Really cool idea. Camera over pinball with a screen on the wall so audience can watch
Pinball my beloved
ur old
I regret putting vita carnis into my mods
i am an old man
old
i only played that pc pinball game that was on every computer
I just think it's silly
dude that game was fun
I miss arcades
Barely see them
i still dont know why they removed a lot of the games and the cool screensavers
theyre fairly popular where i live
Lucky
corporate minimalism
I only know one operable arcade area and it's in a movie theatre
Clanker
Literally
That looks so fun
one just openned at the mall near me
its a multistory arcade in a basement
the escalator has cool led shit
fun place
the walking dead game, the tekken game and tatsujin fuck
my bf and i spend hours on those drums
shits hardcore
also a pic from their website
duck!
Spiderman spotted
pink venoms package is so big
Whoever modeled bro spend so much time on his cake
just like in the comic tho
boot that duck game of yours and see how many drowned
i just played that the other day and you all are still there
no one has escaped the prison it seems
I can't escape anything anymore
I got big cheese in customs 🗣️
Never thought that sentence would be possible
why these monster cans bruh
its all fantasy, unless you're the kola superdeep borehole youll be in pain for most of it
where lol
@lilac quarry can i post my gmod server info here or is that a absolutely attrocious idea and i should suffer for even suggesting such a horrible conceptr
check yo dms
monster can -> big dong
gn man
because normal bodys just arent fun when it comes to super heros lol
Idek wut I'm doing

Kapow
Xp

i think i agree in a different way
i would like to see grotesque shapes
like spiderman got mutated into a human-spider
or supermans eyes explode every time he uses laser-eyes but they regen after each shot
or whatever joker was on in death of the family when he stapled his face back on
that shit is sick
WHYD U KILL BIGGIE CHEEZ
You're now asleep, I hope, but I just wanted to say that I quite like this coinage. Since it's a hybridism it got me thinking about whether there's a Germanic prefix for “small”—nothing came to mind, but perhaps I just missed something (mini-, nano-, micro- are all Latin or Greek)
BIGGY CHEESECAKE
I like this word
General chat fish population: 2
Do Not Do That
Me too
Bee spotted
You Cannot Consume Me
soup is good
blep
Who is soup
Onion soup
Eww
Fish soup
French made it
im soup
Thickskinless issue
Just don't get hit™
They baited me
Was it live bait
One held up a sign saying "free tackle" and I fell for it
@chrome jetty thank you
WHY
Pretty much yeah
@dawn jewel Thank you

laughs in old/indie games





