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Probably its like nuts yk spiders doesn't want to eat the tasteless shell but the delicious nut inside
Sounds like ghost propaganda
I am a ghost in a shell
Vacuums are the greatest tool in our arsenal
Kinda. What are the odds of a maggot getting into a web? Pretty slim to none.
FARMED spiders tho? The breeders do use maggots cause it’s cheap
Lil guys won't even get big enough to grow
a maggot would be a health smoothie to a spider
Yummers
Seen few maggots going to corner spider web
Bet those spiders got it good
No the spiders got it bad like imagine having to give birth to thousands of children and in this economy?
these are just rosemary and olive oil
And jumping spiders and wolf spiders are ground hunters, so MAYBE have higher odds of hunting a maggot since they are ground prey.
But overall, odds are slim to none in the wild
tarantuals keep frogs as roomates
CAN spiders eat maggots? Yes. But DO they: rarely if ever
Tarantula’s are also super friendly if you bond with them
you are the frog dave
Deepfried tarantula 🤤
I am fren to spiders. I have orb weavers that have nested and built webs in my car port for 20+ years. I name them bethany.
Like charlottes web, but bethany
I also love frogs. Used to catch them every time in rained in Utah. Me and my mom ran around our yard and garden catching em. Made a little froggy village in a strawberry patch
Kapow
Yo anyone trynna play
No
Pew pew
I am high asf sorry buddy
I am high asf sorry buddy
Yeah I’m starting up Server 4.0 in a week
Damn
nap time
cant afford a truck syndrome
just custom building a trailer for that car would be cheaper then wrecking that car like that
the little but mighty peugeot
if you believe hard enough its not wrecked
I miss catching lil things in the water like crayfish
No such thing as a wreck only a dent
I feel sicky
Rn or when ur trying to sleep?
Frow up
Right now
peugot vs lahti who wins
No i dun wanna throw up
lahti has luxury features like.. windows and wheels
That’s not good 😦
Bro has a debuff and needs to clear it ong
@dawn jewel I hope u feel better soon.
I eep now
Balls.
Another serverblight episode dropped let's gooo 
https://youtu.be/n8cR0bNiMI8?si=255OMckkGWkOn4m-
Would you believe the man who whispers of monsters in the shadows? How do you know he's not one of them?
Check out the series: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLh6sHlYHJPWure1ktHr6GnBHUB7mYnfGp
There is also a Serverblight subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/ServerBlight/
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"If I'm going I'm taking you all with me"🗣️
hi friends
bee fren!
Noh today it can just be me kekeke
hewwo
my magic is truly mysterious
Whats ur favorite kinda soup
but genuinely hope you feel better
all soup is good but my mothers beef stew is by far the best we've ever had
Ain't no sickness gonna take bro 
Oooo beef stew sounds so fire right now
I’m trying brodie im trying!!!
I think the lack of sleep fucked me
Thats why im dying
i also love a good broccoli or pea soup
brain eating amoeba (zomboy)
Me thinking I did fine with 2.1 hours of sleep getting asked why I dropped like a brick the moment I took a seat
i got 6 hours after being awake for 20 surely this will not have consequences
Coffee my beloved
frr coffee
U get used too not sleepin the night before
does somebody know when there will be a stable version for the newest update?
But sometimes it feels like I only experience coffees's negative side effects more than the positive
Clam chowder at disneyland is my favorite
Can go to sleep at dawn and go to work in 3 hrs lmao
Genuinely been bed ridden all day
Literally me everyday but fuck this is hitting
My neck is fucked
I've been outside all day as soon as i woke up even baking outside rn
Tf did bro do
Stop turkey neckin at ur pc frfr
no
TIS doesn't do eta's, it burns them every time they do
Coffee sux
Matcha or red ginseng rules
coffee flavor is blegh
There is an eta the community devised from quotes tis have made in the past
matcha tastes like dirt from my experience
that's why you drink black straight
i do like ginseng though
and caffeine has really inconsistent effects on us anyways
But its prob not true
the bitter taste is part of waking you up
I like my coffee tasting worse than shit
I do like coffee, i used to be a barista but the side effects i’d get were bleh
ginseng is a blood thinner im pretty sure
Cuz the upd seems bigger now
Make u use bathroom and crash later
Than originally planned
i never crashed from coffee
I like NILLA COFFEE
certainly shat
U wanna know ur drinking coffee same
I LIKE NILLA MATCHA
you like vanilla dirt?
I drink black coffee when I drink it
NOOOOO
I actually didn’t know this
What's point of adding sugar to coffee too, like go drink a latte or smth
In any case i still drink because it keeps me awake without making me jittery+lethargic later
NOLLA MTCHA IS GUD
U don't need anything in a cup of joe but some sweet delectable coffee
I ate joe
Joe mama
im not sure how effective it is
Joe's mama will not be happy
Why modify anything
to taste duh
In my perspective, coffee is meant to taste bitter, sugar ruins the concept
Real coffee drinkers know what coffee is
usually i drink coffee so im not a damn zombie
I think it's slanderous to turn coffee white with milk but thankfully I ain't having it
i only have a cup of coffee per day most of the time
i'm already on stimulants anyways so more caffiene isn't exactly the best for me

Would u like some coffee with your milk
force feed them 20 cups of coffee and send them to clear a riot
it'll be like fry from futurama after 100 cups
i hate starbucks
they gave me food poisoning
i already am stuck on the toilet man
Ohg
cant be all at once
ibs man
WHO WILL WIN
my heart explodes and levels a city block
Giggity
the artillery
launch the cannon
La pasion
That disturbs me
Stop playing with your toys and go outside there's levels to be had🗣️
Theres work to do and not enough time to do it
i wish i could play multiplayer tbh
Same me and clown still gotta do some gmodding
real dude real
Yeah i play garrys mod
What about it 
noth
apparently my steam recordings have no audio
Obs goes hard
Would look good after
starting with carpentry halps
Become the mysterious carpenter.
Nuuuuu
Kapow
Wish it was only the clankers in my way
Haven’t been home lol, still at my buddies cottage
I go home today tho
project zomboid
Gamma?
Nah I play base anomaly with my own modlist
✍️ ✍️ 🔥
Never played anything but gamma lol
I be reading Ukrainian magazines about xbox while listening to hardbass
im zomboiding rn but i might final fantasy later
Who else zomboid posin rn
bronchitis fucking sucks
Ur cooked my friend
i got the knox virus irl 😭
I am moving today and I hired movers
One of them is this big muscular guy who is like 2 meters+ tall and he saw my big friendly dog and he shrieked like a girl and ran away.
I'm calling the CDC on your ass
Is your internet still hostage
Sunday rn so it can't be turned on I completely forgot abt it util this morning
Raid their office at this point
I'm finna build a Lego killdozer for it
Big friendly dog for reference
So cute
❤️ ty
Oversized poodle moment
grrr i cant find a can opener
throw it against a wall
The only times I've seen him do anything threatening:
- Another dog was being aggressive towards the little dog in the picture
- He lived on the streets before I adopted him and I think he probably had to eat a squirrel or a bird to survive and he still has that prey drive.
But he's never done anything to a human
Like he headbutts me
Makes me think he's part mountain goat
in pz silly
Caked up playing zomboid all day
U know thats right
unironicaly
Saints row reboot > gta v
eh idk...
Gta v was fun when it first came out back in 2013
Unc status
then they just kept milking the online portion of it
GtaIV > both frfr
FACTS
Ermm acktwually gta online peaked in 2016
I am not am unc i swear
no flying car bullshit or anything
just
the most expensive thing back then was the zentorno lmao
I liked getting ddossed on pc #consolemasterrace
Frfr
Kapow
That was mistake number 1
The first and last mistake
Good night sweet prince
Wasn't the reboots like really bad though
Like unironically?
It was so bad
Also a buggy mess
Never played saints row lol
Like borderlands humor but worse
I played them when u could actually be a menace
now build the great wall of china
Watching prisonbreak and ong it is sooo good
U can lock them with a house key
But u can also add sheets
Sheets = they wont see through them
U can add fences and a gate to the other side of the door for a more secure entrance
does that equal 8 wooden barricades
i agree but i didnt watch season 5
like the last season
too much of a stretch
it's peak tho
the show
Yes
Cake knows so much ball it's not even funny
Can't go wrong with collecting canned goods honestly
im gonna watch a farming guide and start a farm
i agree
It's hard to find food when u need it but never when ur characters belly is full haha
ill raid some more houses for food
it's annoying to me a lot of food is rotten or stale by now
Farms are great but also a waste
Just get cows
Farming takes so much work in pz
im on b41
No animals mfer!!
Make animals like rimworld
i don't like b42
Where they breed like crazy
He got two sides
but isn't it better than other food sources
Farm cabbage
In b41 cabbage is all u need
Mix it with meat in a pot
Boom
wow
I would honestly prep for the winter with canned food and then grow after since you'll have the materials and shit alrdy there
And cabbage too fr
So ez to grow
wow
blue eyed people in bright environments be like
got natural camo for the winter
i only have one friend with blue eyes
i dont fuck with blue eyes homies im sorry
Mine are hazel
in my entire family tree only my dad has blue eyes and his sister has green eyes everyone else has brown lol
brown eyes superior
Most annoying thing is explaining hazel to ppl who don't know wut it is
when are we getting plum eyes
a lighter brown?
i always thought of hazel as a lighter brown
Vacuum goes hard
at that point im just getting combine eyeballs
well atleast blue eyed people are easier to blind with bright lights because they are more light sensitive
I'm never gonna stop saying put a vacuum up to ur eye
blue eyed people when i use the flashlight of agony against them
If only it worked this way in eft so i could make ppl see the sun more effectively
Hear me out, LED lights aren't bad ngl
Love them on my guns frfr
THEY ARE TERRIBLE
So bright
a vacuum needs huge suction power to suck out an eye

i remember telling my dad how im jealous of his blue eyes and wish i was born with them
Dam my idea is ruinex
these new headlights make me want to go blind
or atleast green like his sister instead of having an eye color everyone else on the planet has
well you can always grab a hammer
brown eyed people when the sun shines on their face
just smack the shit out of the blinding lights
im always squinting when im outside
i love warm lighting
The sun feels good on my closed eyes
every once in a while a new tiny horde comes near my base
This is fine, have u ever thought of making noise traps
me closing my eyes infront of the sun to see redness
and then you feel a bug on your leg
I've thought of it but I don't feel like it I'm in rosewood anyway
rosewood not dangerous I think
hai chat!
It can be
Unless it bites they're just chillin
hai
Kapow
U haven't been shooting guns or leaving cars on right
on right?
and yea I haven't shot guns
risky I think
i found a map of Louisville
but im scared of going ther
@twin bear i miss ya fren
New gallery addon thankies
I'm always here
the valve company when i teach them whats after 2
Take ur time going to LV if ur worried
Can bring a horse to water but they might not drink it
Your the horse
djmax is everywhere i go
Dj max speakers:

@vital marten u fw with red cold river?
This is a militia 🗣️
costume
Kapow
Jaime!
Fren!
Anvil tampon
One of these days someone is gonna clap back 
:D
anyone down for zomboid, dont have much mods
cool frog
Wdym
blows up your house
Ok
grok explain whats going on in chat rn
Guys, how to fix the problem in the 41st build in the multiplayer on the server, if the sound from the radio that was removed is wrong? Everyone who comes to this cage from other players hears music. How to get it out of there ??!
ping me pls who know to fix this problem
Hey any mods for b41 that would bring more challenges to a pz server?
Sprinters 😉
I have night sprinters 😜
I have night sprinters, anamolous storm, ten years later, earthquakes, raidedated zones
Get day sprinters too🤪
I might do them in certain zones
i accept defeat gracelly, tried picklocking the lock on the time machine and broke the lock. seems like i really can't run away from, monday forever...
It’s Sunday today
Timen zonen
Down with the sickness
i don't think i can get inside the time machine in 2 hours...
Imagine being early to tmrw
korn noises
i will have to go to work too... my clone machine key is inside the time machine...
booboes
Boobies?!?!?!
palumpie pumpie
Shit time zone
heh
Skill issue
you americans
Canadian, pookie
and your fancy EST
same thing soon
MODS CAN WE TIME OUT THIS POLITICS MENTIONING GEEK??
nah. i actually enjoy work. too bad it's only during summer
and i'm gonna reach my yearly hours soon too
Wild
Where they touch people
Stop touching people
Get korned 🗣️
get porned
and they say i'm the freaky one...
life is so unfair heh...
neither of you have been here long enough to warrant this discussion
Get out
@chrome jetty every time you react on my message. i imagine you actually laughing
Freakin on a leash rn
GE- GET OUUT
Fuck you
Im playing shoots n ladders
and neither of you have any actual authority here
vro didnt sugarcoat it
why would i lmao
fuck ass discord i love it
Kapow
freakiness is interdimensional. i could enter a femboy server and my freaky levels would be above god level instantly
got that freaky aura around me
Idk bro
interdimensional?
whole ass atmosphere
I feel like i can trap better than bro
Doesn't even know the lingo
you live with your parents and you're typing this on a phone in a pz discord
i dont think you're "freaky"
drž hubu američane

nothing wrong with living with your parents i should say
that hurt
my point with that is that you dont have the freedom to do what you say you do
I wish i was in freedom those guys are chill
contradictions that imply falsities
i do? huh
too much fancy words for my english arsenal
i would feel weird being "freaky" when my parents would be home at 5pm after work
i'm gonna imbue you with my knowledge ahh
I'm pretty sure fart isn't even English and bro has an insane vocab
yeah im not english
Kapow
its my third language lmao
El taco bell? 😔
books, brother 🙏
English do be everywhere
Netflix brother 🙏
Would be hard to not pick up on it
yeah its hard finding translations for the topics whose books I'm interested in reading
Translations are so dangerous to media
i feel like i should ping a mod to time out me, but they did say i need self control
and there are historical reasons as to why english is so ubiquitous
Can make or break smth in a different language
fr
i reflect on my mistakes or whatever 🗣️
transliteration is an art
English low-key being slop
i would listen to the people
.
I reflect piss off the mirror instead of my mistakes
im sure its already a sport
Just not professional
We need to make it into the olympics
water sports
exactly

Pissing yourself in water polo to gain momentum
appreciate you saying what i left as subtext
i think you'd blow your dick off before that
Lmao
for it to be forcefull enough to inflict actual lasting damage
New bomber idea
What if its a 16 inch multifunction chrome dong
Yoy would need to reline ur organ bro
Add it to squad ong
i crave the strength and certainty of steel brother
Mr.Stud cybernetic enhancement type shit
Gotta go all borg no ganic
helicopter dong
Robo peenor with can opening mode
Send me some of their stuff, I haven’t seen their songs yet
Now a built in lighter inside of my thumb
id replace my entire self with a cyber body
could do that rn tbh
Is song by breaking Benjamin
that would make shit so easy bro
good idea man 
android
That'd be a sick tho ppl would buy it
Prolly not even as a joke some ppl just gotta smoke em if they got em
Or as a tool for starting fires while camping would be kinda rad
you could, if you wanted a prosthetic, lob of a finger and make a lighter-thumb or smth
Didn't someone show off their self controlled hand attachment
It literally crawled to her which was pretty neat
the issue would be how to make the lighter a functional finger as well, if you dont care about that then you're set mate
cyber ballz
Become a fuckin terminator if ur going all out
I wonder how weird metal bones would feel tho
fucked, bro
easily replaceable and harden
I mean like ur entire skeletal system would take some getting used too
why
Most likely ur body will adjust and there would also be medicine involved actually
So maybe not that much
light alloy
true
okay but what about stroggifcation
the terminator is an infiltration unit. If it was a mainline battle unit it would be kinda a shit design
it's also just inconvenient unless it's for smth specific but that could work
titanium light or nahh? idk
imagine not having bronchitis couldnt be you
bruh
The average robot by skynet is a hunk of junk
the plot demands it
the biggest problems with cyberware is power and security
a real skynet Sinario would have robots winning

the robots already won. didnt you know everyone is marrying there AI waifus now?
its time to get into 2025 Ghoti.
who wants to play im new to the game
Kapow
ight packgod 💔
Wild
its tuff no?
helll nawww
ill pack you
these pz player istg
i can pack you my package
Pz simps
istg?
Smh
alway derailing the chat
im a simple man,
i do not need this chatter in my brain
tbh ts pmo abcdef
Stop glazing this game broo
yh. i only play pz for the boobies
dude
calm down choom. i'm kidding
i play for spiffo
i play the game for it's well constructed mechanics and the idea behind it 
They could be more well constructed
amen. it needs a battlepass
i know
b42 knoxville citizens lowkey illiterate
The end is there but is there anything behind that line
murica
If it's airborne America is fucked
pz 
Shit game, uninstalling
I talk about pz and Im very cool
it fr is. never even played the game
i lied about all
Good
Bro i will send you fresh grilled goldfish u know i have 2
Subjective
I died after save scumming for 5 hrs straight, game is bad not me
i always eat my mascot before i die
and if i die before i do so, then it brings shame to the clan

RELEASE MEEEE
Bro needs to take his meds

have we met?
feel like i know you
crack is for the stupid 😔
Geeked up playing xbox all day
nice to meet you too
i miss my geek days
The geek bar
hewwe nawwww
🥀 wut geek days
Fent cart
Ur still a geek ong
Where can i get one of these
and forever forward or whatever
Awaiting creation
Ferb i know wut we're gonna do today
@harsh vault what's diecast?
model cars
Shiiii model cars are pretty cool
ah. i only collect monsters and bad ideas
i has a couple thousand, no biggie
got a 1/30 2019 ford gt though
Guys, how to fix the problem in the 41st build in the multiplayer on the server, if the sound from the radio that was removed is wrong? Everyone who comes to this cage from other players hears music. How to get it out of there ??!
like, irl?
Remarkable
oh, a toy
1/30 size
Is it against any rules to just join in a call and watch?
No I don't think so
I did that awhile ago
(Only because I am horrifically bad at playing)
"the west will fall" Caesar when the brain damaged courier slaughters all of the fort because
how so?
"Practice makes perfect!" Gang I am 5 hours of gameplay in and I finally learned how to shred my clothes for bandages
i'm similar
what exactly are you struggling with tho
Everything

found out that in b42 March ridge community center music plays there sometimes
well then, keep practicing and watch some videos about starting
Except forming hordes of zombies and clearing out buildings for friends
by itself...
How is beans

i'm good at fucking things up and summoning house alarms
Yikes

I haven't caused a house alarm yet lol
Basically I spawn in, the zombies already know where I am, and I just keep walking
all those hours and my ego still stands and gets me in danger..
house hopping lowkey op
I just keep walking
The roof is on fire
I go into the woods, they don't lose me because I get sandwiched between two hordes. I always escape, and leave with a bigger horde
melatonin be kicking in again
Haven't figured out how to break windows
i'm gonna miss fwostie
I also never have time to
floofie*
mb
Because another horde knows where I'm headed anyway even when I don't run 
Snoreline is way better
get a mascot like me
it brings something. you never know what it brings...
and what you will sacrifice...
gotchu
Casually stealing someone's pet ankle biter for my "mascot"
meow
woof
I've recycled through 5 survivors and now I just min max because I deadass cannot survive without another person 🤪
my mascot is evil...
zomboids steady watching me
THE RAT
every day they clocking me
Anyone know why my game gets stuck trying to contact the server when i try to join and play?
I shall figure out how to do this
Red alert
it ghosted it
What do I gotta do to fix?
police steady watching me
armed and dangerous, i keep that molotov on me
once they ghost you, leave em
Real i burn everything down
All the zomboids know where I am in a 50 mile radius, I respect them for that
I love playing solo pyros
saint Von, fly low 🕊️
They never catch me unless I give up and run into their numbers when I am bored
a mascot is the key!
What is that
my mascot is THE RAT. it brings me survive luck but also gives me really fucking bad luck for good oportunities
mascots give and take
Is this like a mod
i founded mine by finding s rat with RABBIES. i skinned it. cooked it. let it rot...
insanity
?
blep :3
all yall got fancy shit next to yo name
I frew up
I don't understand, anyway I found a marshmallow on a run and that brought me joy
plunger
i has silly gun to my name
hey hans..
hai echo
yo
how ish u
hai hai!
Only trying to raise my level here so that I can send dumb screenshots of my zomboid
im bing chilling wbu
will you sleep this night too?
i am, not doing great
Plungies gotta start from the trenches
fr
that is the plan
i think we should remove image perms from every member
Frfr
out there in the game... i'm a killer... here? i'm nobody...
I write some pretty stupid letters on multiplayer servers
admins excluded of course
hi frogski
Favorites excluded*
hello
how ish u
let the toilet seat go...
Is this tuff in agartha
its my throne
Frogski I did it, I died by a loner rock
say again?
frogski am i a favorite
Kapow
give me 1# femboy fan role NOW
Frog give admin
no
amazing
id rather ban you

i love you too
fym no, i thought we were chill

say again?
I have no mouth and I must scream???
i dont have favourites, only enemies
Bro dam that's old school
Frogski is the typa guy to take over a mall in a demilitarized zone or smth
hmm interesting 
sometimes my phone flashbangs me with my childhood photos...
wait how old is endless
I'm never escaping my shitty childhood stopmotions
old enough for where i live, newborn in americe
oh
Ever since i was a child i yearned for the mines
the fuck does this mean
A Minecraft movie type shit
Bro is asking for the weirdos
whats different about solvenia bro
we mature faster here in europe
so wrong my guy
maturity is also a weird as fuck of a term to use
it's diff for everyone tbh
some people can be mature irl af and y child online
i imagine between 18 and 21?
You think the zomboids will think I'm one of them if I fent fold hard enough
heh
maternity
Yeah maturity is self acknowledgement and allat deep stuff
One message removed from a suspended account.
?
idk
bro dont say this
weird






