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i rather eat crumbs with bums
than eat steak with snakes
and don't ask what i bought to the table cause i bought the motherfuckin table
why are you quoting a spice 1 song
"Thee bett'r maketh some real decisions, broth'r 
'causeth coin can’t hideth the bitch in thee"
Why are they copying that one anime have they no shame?
there will be no saving this year
there will be dead
dead by daylight
is the dead red
no dead rising
darn
Kapow
TROLLey'd
JAJAJAJAA
Anyone know where i can download some older versions? really wanna experience the bob and kate build
ive done a lot of research and everything on forums and the wiki shows people having permission from the devs to post, even given some of the files from the devs, then the internet archive takes them down semi-recently for no reason, and the wiki says they're available upon request in the discord, but in a channel that no longer exists
Who creamed this pie, Bill?


if you have tattoos would you want your skin to be turned into a tapestry when you die
lets say you have full back and sleeves, i think after my organs are donated if possible id want my skin to be framed or smth
if they removed your skin, defleshed and denerved it, dried it, preserved it, and hung it on a wall
square pizza better
why would they do that
hell nawwwww
why not bro
cool and all
sqaure pizza doesnt have a crust to hold with
if you have tats why not

its a cool way to preserve the art of the tats
oh
Gleep
Gotta hold it like a cracker
weak brother weak
i thought you meant alive
has human skin on their walls and they do NOT hear voices
why would i hear voices?
no reason
?

it's been 2 days since i hung the tats, i swear the frames keep moving, did i fucking haunt the house? i'm starting to think i actually might be hearing voices, still not sure though
then your just shitting on the lid
Oh..
very uncomfortable
Hello
you're shitting off the lid
How r y’all
fr
no the wall prevents that
bounce that shit off the back board
fr
like a basketball
highscore
ghosts arent real dude
lol
its just a cool idea
the mailman
Meow
english only server
My bad pimp

it's been a month simce i hung em, Jack and Jenny... those motherfuckers crawl out the frames at night snd smear blood all over the fucking floor! FUCK ME. i'm sure i'm hearing voices, and it's not just me! even friends i bring over hear them. well... friends i had... THESE FUCKERS JACK AND JENNY SCARED THEM OFF! in a way... my friend aren't really here anymore... but heh... they'll be on the walls soon! so Jack and Jenny aren't lonely!
i bring over hear them
yeah but it sounds bad
misunderstand my critique
you did spell and wrong in the first line
"snd"
im still thinking about that lighthouse with the bathroom on the 4th floor
imagine the fear you feel having to shit really bad and running up 4 flights of stairs
vro its 3000 a month tho
🥀
Homigrad is so fun dude
bucket
standard trough on each level
fr
shitting trough
The whites turn red, mixing with the blue eyelids creating a hollow purple
Blue eye mofo waiting for ppl to comment about their eyes
better than blue
True
i dont like purple tbh i do think blue is a good colour but blue eyes are stupid
people with blue eyes should consume every drug under the sun because im bored
replay corekeeper
Ah I see they didn't fix the RPG spam in BF6
and in fact, made it worse by adding sights and less drop
Blonde rootbeer. YUMMY

Kapow
I have blue eyes
ada wong is goals
C#ap
But green eyes are bestest
did you give yourself those
not for long
leon bills on my steam forums
shouldn've have gotten your account hacked
im so happy. im gonna be getting a 4050 laptop for cheap
so i can finally play project zomboid with mods at 60 fps
Yes
Lmao this guy think he can push back against corpos
mod impregnated this clippy

Only one got hacked
The other 2 just got consumed by the phones i lost
I hate this timeline.
we have war at home. no need for more.
sick kick.
Bro just starts juggling the gas bomb
Why he yellow
he's superpiss
Real
I love the flash because it handles important topics like, who should win between ketchup and mustard
I flinched like an abused child
Lmfao
Kapow
Pow haha
@chrome jetty thank you
@dawn jewel Thank you
@flat umbra thank you
when we drawin twin
TWINNNN
Well i eat soon, after eating maybe? Whats ur time zone bc
It’s 5:40 pm for me so i have a lot of time just stuff has been popping up

this question leads to another one
yeah why
pstd timezone fr
🥀
when you die, do you think you'd consider getting the tatted area skinned and framed
to preserve the art
yo I actually thought of this the other day

yeah I would absolutely do that
donate viable organs, skin the tats, take my ribcage and turn it into an instrument then burn the rest and forge a sword with the ashes
YEAH
why not bro
human taxidermy is real
🥀
what fox
exactly
fair enough mate
can i take your teeth though
Only the molars
i wanna make a set of human dentures that i can use to crush charcoal
What why
just what i need brother
wdym why
Couldnt u just like...
Use rock
Why do you specifically choose dentures for that
Yea like
human teeth sounds cooler man
Does it?
imagine pulling out a set of teeth to chew on some coal
It sounds inefficient
makes up for that in style
Litterally buying a tool thats definately gonna break pretty soon, compared to using some rock u find on the floor for free and that wont break anytime soon
Society would lock you up for looking like a weirdo with that second set of teeth in you pocket
bruh why would teeth break soon
Good question
if im taking dead people teeth and making my own dentures why wouldnt that last
Why would rubbing a tooth against shit for ages cause decay
different crowds
They don't want to serve that purpose that's prolly why
bruh you eat for a living
if you look after your teeth like last a while
Yeh but im not grinding my teath against eachother on purpose
They just click together
chewing on shit, id only use them once every 2 weeks for mulch and compost
theyre grinding coal
I just let mine fall out and wait for new ones to regenerate
Coals harder than anything u eat
no its not
U said coal
i apologise for the error, i meant the high carbon charcoal
Any way id assume ur teath also get vitalised while in ur mouth
vitalised
Remineralization
There u go, that sounds like a real word
It is
It's like bringing back the layers of enamel
Want what
thus i will not be listening to critique or criticism
i want a set of human tooth dentures to crush charcoal
Oh shit yeah get that
Like are you looking for grills or?
You want some dentures with real human teeth?
Remarkable
this will be @lilac quarry when they rip his skin off

I'm so fuckin hyped
Bro looks like his about to takw a mad dump
He soiled his pants
It smiles
That damn smile
Can't wait to become king von the moment I finally get a gun in PZ
So far I manage to attract every zombie in a 5 mile radius no matter what
I require backup in thy field of battle my friends. The mall is surrounded.
😭
yes but i dont want to wear them
they will act as a mortar and pestle specifically for charcoal
Ok at that point why not use them for something other than crushing charcoal?
i dont want to
i may use them to chew food for me then i can suck the crushed bolus out of its hollow mouth like a reverse baby bird
how
Just like you would normally bite an opponent, but with the dentures gripped in your hands
that would be weird
That only means your enemy wouldn't expect it
Maybe
Kapow
maybe
but if you bit them with your mouth you can use the advantage of bacteria
NO
But u just stand and stare 🗣️
NOT TOILET
yes
dentures are likely sterilised and dont have the same bacteria hive of your mouth
shit in his mouth
black flag quote
think i got a random louisville spawn
also duke nukem
I bet these dentures could amass even more harmful bacteria because your immune system wouldn't be there to suppress them
he's gay in the next movie trust
Cow poo on spears goes hard
not sure about the pathology of this but fair
i wish
Spear poo???
ive never been to louisville
oh yeah. i'm back baby!! i threw Jack and Jenny into the dumpster! i got freedom again!
I want sustenance
LV ain't my home but I know these streets
Where is food
mcdonalds at home
Check the fridge
Where my mcdonald at home
id rather have food at home over maccas
20 dollars for a burger and fries meal
crazy
I have watermelon
you know what to do
everyone should have access to a junior chicken tree like the one I have
McDonald's keeps getting ppl sick
Watermelon = sustenance.
Crush. Consume.
do they pick the chickens fresh off the branches every harvest season
sometimes it grows junior chickens that have the habanero sauce already on it
what if you eat the chicken that ate the chicken nuggets

is it chicken nugget ^ 2
CONSUME
Kapow
Chickens love good food
you need to cut open its stomach and eat the digested contents to get more chicken
Denser chicken
by the way... i got 7 more tattos framed if anyone wants some, they were my friends...
Extra thicc chickun
otherwise its just turned into energy for the chicken
No the chicken just turns into more chicken
Did you skin them?
Stuff a chicken in a bigger chicken
That's what science said
it doesnt work that way pal
sorry to burst your blood blister
I support this
Im waiting for my finch to be ready
but the blood needs to be trained
ask @toxic relic he knows...
Ummm, I'm pretty sure it does. The science said so.
Give me funsh
I’m eating @neat moat relative
@toxic relic did you skin them
U want finch too
Always skin your animals
Rice and finch
Rice and findh
i am a knowledgable man but i do not associate with this user
rice and rice
Rice and rise
Rise and rice
you know what Jack and Jenny did...
what they made me do
Bro I’m zoot
im not playing into your lore sorry bud
IT'S NOT MY FAULT
I kill you now
a bit?
Ive seen pigs eat men before
Porkchops
this is one of those times
still cute
I know copycat version of in n out
I had some tuna today with poorly made noodles. Yes, i am in fact stupid enough to fuck noodles up. I still enjoyed them though
Lets big back
"what can change the nature of a man?"
sometimes i want to eat a fucking pig and sometimes i want pig pet
you available now twin
It likes me cuz it's been looking at me all day🗣️
i dont get the appeal of pork
Yewq
its pork
pigs are chill bro
its good that's it
Not halal
NO i eat u relative
ive never had pork
you either like it or you don't
If it's edible
halal 💔
💀
Its overrated
Muslim?
true tho
Twin i aint even eat yet HAHAHAHHA
i dont plan on eating pork
It do be haram
oh ok
u are so ready to play draw together and i am excited YIPPEEE
No
@neat moat draw together later
Binch
gartic NOW
when
peak game
BUT MY FINCH IS IN THE OVEN
RAAAAA
"We saw no signs"
i can't play now anyway
wifi off
router with a timer is in a fucking safe
but i'll break the safe
It’s gonna be like maybe 7:30 ish my time which is max hourish from now
bruh what
burn this house
BREAK THE SAFE
hold out your hands I got something for you
how old are you kid
i wanna do sooner but like
Ur router is in a safe?
arent we same timezone?
fresh, warm, locally sourced
free ranged
so i know whether or not to block them
it's not really an age thing
OHG
o just played with americans a lot and so i was awake at night and sleeping during the day and my parents didn't like that
Peppa big
This chat smells kinda fishy
yeah close your legs @dawn jewel
we shall play gartic someday
That peppa the pig animation tho.
but imma sleep tn
NUH UH I WASHED MYSELF
My bad i’ll cross my leg
AHAHAHAH EEPY IS OUTING HIMSELF
AHAHAHAH
I wash myself with berries and sap like a true civilized man
And a boar fat that I killed
can I wash you?
WOAH WOAH WOAH
Bro
Sleepy couldn't even kill a fly let alone a bore

enjoy burning sensation on your peanor
Sorry I don't swing that way
ppeninis
Peen
fuckass chat
Hi gbd
brokeass bitch
fuckass dog going you dms
trust me ive tried shit like that and it burns
Ive had habinero pepper juice down there a couple times
I want this
tf is this mod lmao
How do I get this
kinda feels nice after the burning goes away
I know what you are 🗣️
EAT
Why and how?
Were you cooking without anything on?
soap isnt enough, and I have to pee sometimes
cooking naked is lowkey peak
now that's a flex
Im higher lv. than clown?
Is your internet back
crazy
Error is so funny
Ima eat scavs internet cables
How is that a surprise
Our drawings are dogshit
I still don't understand but alright
you've been here longer
No
Wait what?
Yes
legitimately what isnt there to understand
Life
Clownaids
Da world
goof
Fucking copper veined clankers
ball
just put the pills in the bag bro
works with peppers, washes hands but its not enough to wash away capsaicin, pisses [holds peanor with hand], experiences pain
Gurt as a human being
No fish have penenisies
Bf6 with the boys
We are so back
Oh yeah that happen to me once and then after that i just washed my hands until basically the skin fall off now :)
I think it'll be on soon though it's been paid for already
@dawn jewel Thank you
Just dont be a bitch and take it
like I do
you get used to it
exactly
I learned my lesson i'm not like gurt
I want to have feeling down there so I know if something is wrong
New phone who dis
my uncles 'pranked' me by telling me that i didnt need to wash my hands after helping in the kitchen and then laughed when i screamed using the toilet
Fucking beak boy
ive been building peanor spice tolerance ever since
thats kinda messed up smh
falling for that is the funny part.
theyve done worse
i was 6 bruh
Good job
worse?
lol yeah mate
We can use blood as a anti toxins you must have gotten resistant
worse
I mean that wasnt that bad but damb
a what
Youch
whats an icy hot?
What in icy hot?
drain my fluids like a butchered buck and drink of my blood to heal
Icy hot on the balls
scav
Ghoti!
Icy hot balls
Shaddup
frem!
I remember seeing it i just forgot what ice hot did and was use for
Hi sporofo
sounds like chem burns
GURT RUN A HORSE GIRL HAS SPAWNED
I knew people who’d do it and wipe it off
Then cry
Gurt is into horse girls?
And shrivel away
frem!
but why
Jadod!
Wsg
Glory
im..still getting over bronchitis
😂
Finch
Ahhh i hope you get well soon
U are a finch
merry
Merry how’s thebfish
Fr get well real person!
Ur finch behaviors are notiscxed
ive had it since last week and read that it could last to a month 
You got this
I havent eated it
yo got like 30 hrs, this a pretty decent game. anyone playing rn?
I want finch
start eating yo butt twin
why do i smell octopus
nah. my head hurt
Dead people
deadass?
clean between your legs with soap next time
Maybe
No
that would hurt
zomboid overload and i shot my load
😭😭 plz
Use baby soap then ya little cry babies
bro
Cake are y real
This a nightmare
im going to touch u
cake doesnt fucking wash 
On It captain!
Captcha time
people have seen pics of me
ur just not one of them

melatonin time!
Not that, you have to do simple addition
can't wait go sleepy eepy
7 + 11

9 + 10?
fuk yeah
Lol
the non american 7/11s are good
7/11 slushies
Og memes
Defined my middle school summers
I haven’t had one in so long
We get those too
cake pic


They look way more interesting than old sandwiches and pizza
indeed
Yes
7/11 was a huge crutch for me a while ago when i lived in thailand
thailand ey...
easy to get a meal and there was always one nearby
lady boys...
Hehehe
carrots
hai chat
Carrots slap
I wanna go to the 7/11s in asian countries
If only i had the money to travel for food
i like their shape
Also new pfp is sick
hai hai
haiii
That'd be a perfect endgame job frfr
Wild
I light children on fire is based
i adapt so quick i don't even notice
Traveling for food would be so nice
i feel like there's 20 people living inside of me
I’ve only gone out of country once with my ex
under my skin
It was crazy fun
Rip ur skin off
i'm doing so hol on
Kk
you've played bo6 for 5 consecutive days?
Sleep mfer
You sleep
Oh das not bad
Serious scav what country u in
murica
Land of the obese
Wild
i play it because im waiting for zomboid b42
Nah murica fr
What are u actually
it's out already
technically not
Promise :3
i'm NOT a freak
i already put 200 hours into the unstable
i'm putting in rn
Holy crap
Never be happy again?
INTO THE B42
I’m prob gonna back up 41 tbh
Not liking 42
U giving away the surprise 🗣️
i want one
hot in the room
b41 will be playable forever
hands are sweaty
its also going to get updates
moms spaghetti
build 0
Wild
no game
it's like minecraft versions
Backflip
It's not exactly like mc because not all old versions are kept around as accessible versions
Only b41 & b42 bc of the unstable (plus some other older ones)
U can go back to the old versions like mc
Kapow
Its just a hassle
Drunk as shit bout to jump in PZ after 8 or so years, bets on survival time?
Not all of them, unless you have the files
1 apple
🗣️
@plush cobalt just put the information in the bag bro...
I give you 5 ingame hours
Yummy
Enough for me to make it to the neighbors house
I'm not an archivist
5 minutes real time
Old versions are around and I know some people involved with the wiki were looking to get them all
Jump in - Drink bleach
whachu mean bruh. bro got zomboid on for 12 hours 😭
Installing 350+ workshop items for a server
I wish just joined a random server that didn't say RP
ultra kill
Figured I'd probably not fit the RP scenario atm
RP ain't that bad, just pretend ur mute
Mediocre amount
Lmao true could do that
Lmk a good RP server.....
You.
@plush cobalt YOU PMO

and idk why
I tend to have that effect on people
those fucking glasses
looking at me
Hey my best friend! How's it going!?
This message made me laugh aloud
I see the hitmen once again failed their jobs
Kapo
You gotta stop hiring them off Craigslist
Sleep well gamer
I DIDN'T MEAN IT
Well where else am I supposed to hire them
Damn, called them out
who?
You lmao
ah
is that the scout in your profile
Idk I found it in a meme and loved the facial expression
Dwama
reminds me of the comic artstyle 😪
how food?
Something happened
I think it was an anime type meme, don't remember though
@dawn jewel what done?
maybe im just stupid
i accept your apolog-
fuck you Im not sorry
Good
fuck you too, bud
That's the spirit
Hoi4 better than you ong
wait you play hoi stink?
The world needs more unapologetic hate
Embed failure spotted. Prepare for ridicule.
Facebook marketplace
Temu
that's the real professionals
F
Maybe I'll try my local grocery store first
underage workers are a nono
Try your local gas station alleyway
Bro
hire someone on craigslist
That's where I get free dumpster slurries
I only hire fighting age males duh
Unfortunately they've banned me from gas station alleyways due to the graffiti
i have a life
just get a woman to lay her eggs inside his spine or something
I need my security contracting company
I didn't do any of the graffiti myself but I took credit for it a lot
Well stop trying to lick graffiti off the walls then
I can't help but want to taste my work
why cant I send pictures 🥲
You have not been chosen, Jakson
Hope
You don't know about the FOOLS concrete where they slip a few rocks into it
I cant handle this
know your place newspaper
Wild how one misplaced line break can make a message look like slam poetry
would they develop and perforate the epidermis like a keratin plug until they can be popped open one by one down the vertebrae
Best ice cream in midwest america:
you threw pocket fent what did you expect
slam poetry more like... to be continued another day
I hate cliffhangers
Essentially yeah
i hate closethangers
Everyone is gonna fent pose tonight
wtf
except its with maggots
Yummers
@twin bear more rootbeer:
I'm lickin my chops hearing that
if I had pic perms rn I'd send a gif of homelander getting shot in the face with milk
just letting you know
😭
dm me
I do be loving milk tho
i think chat needs to relax
I know poking fun at addicts isn't a new thing at all but something about fent jokes online have rubbed me the wrong way for a while now
I used to drink like a litre and a half of milk a day 🥲
come relax on my lap baby
anyways imma head out
wait whay did I miss, I was talking about spine inpregnation
actually this time
Im restarting skyrim soon! Prolly next week.
Used to be in the top 1-3% most heavily modded skyrim games on Earth. But I removed 800 mods for my FINAL set up
i name myself ended sometimes just so i can atleast breath an end
I friggin love milk, it's always been a good drink even though I know it's overdoing the calcium and stuff
Wait what did i read earlier?
This is the moment that fart blocked endless
LMFAO
eho s fart?
The one u replied to😭
gochu
thats just big water propaganda you can never have enough milk
NOOO
Endless I see you're currently trapped in a self-imposed loop of wanting to leave chat but being mentioned
escape the matrix
I will now free you. Turn off your phone. It's okay. We'll be here tomorrow
Endless is endless
So based
got timeout perms?
No I'm hypnotizing you rn
COMRADE
THE MINISTRY OF AUTISM DID NOT GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO STEAL OTHERS MEMES OF PRODUCTION
BY ORDER 227 YOU ARE STRIPPED OF YOUR RANK SENTENCED TO MRBEAST GULAG
i'd need a timeout right now
Nothing more powerful than the physical ability of putting down your phone
@lilac quarry is online so maybe he'll give you a timeout
But really what you need is self control


timeout for 1 hour on me please
Hello my baby hello my honey
waiter!! 1 timeout please
