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twin bear
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But these are old ass screenshots tbf

chrome jetty
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Ahh okay I see it

candid tide
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they might be a bit cold

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but they're great listeners

chrome jetty
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I’m just worried about not being able to see the action from a blade perspective

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I’ll have to give it a go, but I like to do in the grit photos

stone nexus
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Balls.

gleaming stream
twin bear
chrome jetty
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I’m not good with the photo thing, I like to max the saturation since I like colours

twin bear
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If u can mess around with holding limbs

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I have to download this when I get my Wi-Fi back

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Finna take a bunch of new screenshots

chrome jetty
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Bet, send em

twin bear
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LETSFUCKINGGO deal drop point marked on your map

dawn jewel
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30
Min near zimbabwe

gleaming stream
twin bear
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Bro is planning something big

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I feel like microwave hoverboards are gonna take over the shrimp market

dawn jewel
twin bear
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Of what

neat moat
twin bear
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Bro is casually dropping off a suitcase nuke like a villain

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"Epic prank bro"

dawn jewel
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DEAD DROP DINO NUGGET

dawn jewel
subtle vault
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So I finally managed to play pz

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🥰

twin bear
subtle vault
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And it went as expected

twin bear
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Happens to happen

chrome jetty
subtle vault
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First death? I was jumped by a zombie when the control menu was up blocking my entire screen so I was blindly pushing an unstoppable force, died of my lacerations

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Second death? Suicide

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10/10 definitely playing again

twin bear
subtle vault
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I just need to overcome the learning curve

twin bear
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Game rly is the one game i don't mind dying in

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And tarkov (pure lies

warped crescent
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@candid tide because of you i will bike to a burger king nearby

twin bear
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Bro has the gamma tag and everything

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🗣️

warped crescent
candid tide
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i disagree

warped crescent
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despite it being like darksouls sometimes

twin bear
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Lmaoooo

candid tide
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it's just a modpack

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for a mod

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that's also a mod of a mod

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of a mod

warped crescent
twin bear
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I have stalker on gmod 🙏

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Sometimes better than the games 😭

neat moat
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the song doesn't fit

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idk why all the edits have that song

formal bloom
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hey. can I repair cars with debug in zomboid?

twin bear
twin bear
dawn jewel
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I kicked my luggage

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I am sad

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My fut

twin bear
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Did is explode

dawn jewel
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No

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My fut just crumpled

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And i almost ate shit bc dark

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Yeheyuu

twin bear
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Youch

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A good toe crunch moment oof

dawn jewel
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Witerally

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Top 5 worst Ls

chrome jetty
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@dawn jewel Thank you

dawn jewel
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That was crazy bc i was gonna eat shit LMFAO like knocked out type

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RAAAAA

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WHY

twin bear
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Your brain in an alternate universe

neat moat
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mods can we kill scav please

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I dont like them

twin bear
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Discord drama

neat moat
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hm?

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where

hardy muralBOT
twin bear
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On the news didn't you hear

neat moat
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Sorry no, I live under a rock

dawn jewel
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scav the chav

formal bloom
twin bear
dawn jewel
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LMFAO

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THATS FUNNY

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AHAHAHAHAHHA

twin bear
twin bear
chrome jetty
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@dawn jewel Thank you

dawn jewel
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@chrome jetty thank you

twin bear
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Stop dealing fent and buy a jetski

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🗣️ Miami heat print jet ski and a farmers tan

chrome jetty
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@dawn jewel Thank you

twin bear
chrome jetty
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I’m saving this one too

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Oh fuck it’s a sticker

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I got scammed

dawn jewel
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HA

twin bear
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Lolll

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Don't join that fuckass server it ain't worth the possible mistakes u can make with the stickers

onyx igloo
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me sprinting in a particular direction because im bored

twin bear
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squad_laughting hits a wall

twin bear
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I usually never buy it

onyx igloo
twin bear
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haven't bought nitro in a long time

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I get mine for free

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Sometimes it works unironically

onyx igloo
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I have hit a wall

twin bear
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Bros never gonna be the same

onyx igloo
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No

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I've always been a dumbass

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You cant change that

twin bear
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Welp next time I take a break from smoking I'll make sure it's not just 2 and a half daysSkull

onyx igloo
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I sometimes forget smoking exists

twin bear
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I'm stealing that mindest from ur brain

onyx igloo
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Well I inhaled 2nd hand smoke for like, 3ish days once

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In a house

twin bear
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Shit even if it's just a cig a day it's better than smoking throughout the day on my vape

onyx igloo
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I think there was also 2nd hand weed smoke

twin bear
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Gettin hotboxed

onyx igloo
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ALSO whatever they were cleaning out of that ancient ass house's roof

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I didnt get hotboxed bro, I got ejected from a volcano

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It made me cough for weeks

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I DIDNT EVEN FEEL THE EFFECTS EITHER

twin bear
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Ur infected

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Cooked
Done
It's GGs

onyx igloo
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Nah, stopped pretty recently

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Overcame it with

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Pure Stupidity and Bullshit

twin bear
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Temu engineering

onyx igloo
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Anyway the benadryl is kicking in

twin bear
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That shit is cursed

chrome jetty
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Kapow

onyx igloo
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You seen that one guy who drew himself while using different drugs?

chrome jetty
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Me

onyx igloo
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Was it you?

onyx igloo
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Man you gotta be a tank

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anyway i shall rest now

candid wadi
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I really wish the generator room in the match ridge bunker was actually usable, stead of having to carry down two generators to power the whole place

quasi slate
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super pog

twin bear
viral python
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🥸

chrome jetty
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@dawn jewel Thank you

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Poopyhead

lyric galleon
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if goku never hit his head

placid cobalt
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superman sucks now

quasi slate
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no]

twin bear
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Superman is literally an OG

placid cobalt
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i guess its political so i wont talk about it

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shh

twin bear
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Great out of lettuce and there's turkey to be had

naive flicker
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🥭

placid cobalt
twin bear
naive flicker
twin bear
placid cobalt
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when did pepe become racis?

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did i miss that meeting

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2016 apparently

twin bear
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The frog?

placid cobalt
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yea

twin bear
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The terraria server is so cooked

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I feel like its 99 precent children just by watching them talk to eachother, not as bad rn tho

twin bear
placid cobalt
twin bear
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Nah they're all just babies

placid cobalt
twin bear
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Not even toxic lmao

placid cobalt
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in the 7days to die discord they tried to gaslight me into thinking my pc was the reason the game kept glitching out

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saying my pc was crap etc lmao

twin bear
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I don't wanna see meow every five seconds in a server about terraria but maybe I'm picky 😭

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Or mobile players telling everyone how the game works because it's "the same" as pc

twin bear
placid cobalt
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everythings tiresom

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ive had an issue with 7d since alpha 21 of zombies half in the floor

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its my pc apparently.

twin bear
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Can't even react to posts in the terraria server because someone undoubtedly ruined it

placid cobalt
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i have an i911900k, 32gb ram and a 3060ti, not "bad" by any means

twin bear
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ded they'll optimize booba physics before they do anything with the actual game

placid cobalt
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did you see the town hall?

twin bear
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Haven't played since like me and crusader did last

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Was like almost 2 years ago

placid cobalt
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theyve updated the player models and stuff it looks graphically cool

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tbh its kinda why im cyclical with games

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ill stop playing for a bit, then come back in a few updates

twin bear
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I'm tired of being excited after stalker 2 and avowed

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But at least stalker 2 is a good game just not a good stalker imo

placid cobalt
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never got into the stalker games

twin bear
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People even telling me to play these shitass pixel indie games

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No i don't wanna listen to some animals trauma LETSFUCKINGGO

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I am beginning to hate pixel art because of how ass some of the games are but theres always bangers coming out to keep me pulled in

placid cobalt
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whats the latest slop

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vintage story?

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i think ive deffo got early access fatigue

tall glen
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somoene posted that link to dandelion void yesterday

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I want that

placid cobalt
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pz in space?

twin bear
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It's incredibly in depth

raw rock
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You could play with mer

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idk

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Like

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play with my hair

placid cobalt
twin bear
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It is good I played a year in game

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Not hard with a few guides

twin bear
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Better yet ur nerves out ur body

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Shit wrong sticker

raw rock
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,3

twin bear
raw rock
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but I'm gonna pull urs

twin bear
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Pull the lead out my ass from getting pelted by scavs please ground zero is destroying me

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They keep eating my frggin legs 😔

tall glen
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I love gritty space station horror

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so dandelion void looks good

nimble hare
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meow

magic flint
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Hello

nimble hare
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is that the courier from fortnite

twin bear
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😭

tacit meadow
twin bear
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Bro leveled perception to max

icy vigil
twin bear
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No other way that would hit any other way

twin bear
livid notch
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Courier pulling this move as he diden't killed the entirety of Legion seconds ago at the fort

twin bear
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🗣️ what's a legion

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Sounds like skirt boys to me

livid notch
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Legion has one thing better than ncr

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And it's they don't sugarcoat and attack you on sight, not the usual "You have three days before we come and kill you, and no we cannot kill you now!"

twin bear
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Ncr be killing civilians to prove a point at least the legion is always doing that regardless of the circumstances

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Also they're very mad max and football shoulder pads are drip with skirts fr

frosty tulip
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Legion are cringe cause their armour looks shit

subtle vault
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The zomboids make my hysteria persist

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Perhaps I should have taken the spoon

nimble hare
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what's hysteria

stone meadow
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a song by muse

twin bear
twin bear
sleek musk
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yum

tacit meadow
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My favourite part of the fallout lore, is just that pre bombs, there was a theme parj

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And one of the robots there was coded to, not malfunctioning, it was one of the relatively few bots that still functioned properly.

Coded to hand a child a handgun, and then shoot them.

placid cobalt
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the world got weird before the bombs dropped

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i always wondered what happened to domesticated cats in fallout

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oh thryre in 4

twin bear
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The cat shed stressed

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Bro was farming domestic cats

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Ofc it was a zombie doing it

placid cobalt
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thwhat

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mayn if i could be bothered to play it properly

twin bear
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Vanilla fo4 is

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Like eating drywall

sleek musk
twin bear
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Maybe

sleek musk
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munchin on yo room wall?

placid cobalt
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TLC

sleek musk
twin bear
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Munchin my way outta my D-class cell because facility 34 is wack

placid cobalt
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rollin as we speak lmao

sleek musk
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there's more then 1?

twin bear
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They're called sites or wtv but yeah

placid cobalt
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drywall = plasterboard?

twin bear
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A ton of them

sleek musk
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heh

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drywall does look tasty

twin bear
sleek musk
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in a way that corn starch looks tasty

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i seen the footage

placid cobalt
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black mold loves it

sleek musk
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people eating corn starch brick

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crunch crunch

sleek musk
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toilet accesories...

placid cobalt
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i have no idea

hardy muralBOT
placid cobalt
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lmao

placid cobalt
hardy muralBOT
sleek musk
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bruh

twin bear
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Dubai mentioned

placid cobalt
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mfw i take multivitamins even tho i know they do nothing

fast shoal
twin bear
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"We don't have normal parking in dubai" meanwhile it's a 6 lot parking space

fast shoal
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that shit is not tasty nor does it look tasty

sleek musk
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boo!

placid cobalt
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yeah its just dusty

twin bear
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It's not fun to install

fast shoal
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fuck drywalling bro that shit is ass

sleek musk
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drywall weak

fast shoal
twin bear
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But better than laying floorboards at least

fast shoal
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fair enough

placid cobalt
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it needs replacing every 20 years doesnt it?

fast shoal
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id rather be putting up drywalling than roofing

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roofing just kills ya man

twin bear
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Hate that shit with a passion 😭

placid cobalt
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fuck roofin

sleek musk
twin bear
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Shingles moment

placid cobalt
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me and my homies build our roofs ON THE GROUND first

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loljk

fast shoal
twin bear
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Minecraft that shit and just place some blocks

prime heron
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I have a question, usually I die before water and electricity gets shut off and I don't have a base yet, do I just create a completely new world at that point? Making a new character with less time to learn the needed skills to survive seems not good to me

fast shoal
placid cobalt
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i think i can and want to build my own home, but uk law sucks

twin bear
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But sir that's up to code it's spruce not dark oak!

fast shoal
fast shoal
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dont listen to anyone, play vanilla

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be a man

sleek musk
fast shoal
sleek musk
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play vanilla atleast 200 hours and then go modded

sleek musk
twin bear
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Save scumming makes pz boring

fast shoal
prime heron
sleek musk
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plus it makes the person more careful

fast shoal
placid cobalt
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i cba to level characters etc, im a boring old man who aint got the time

twin bear
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Play the way u want but at least play vanilla for a bit first

sleek musk
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yeah

placid cobalt
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yeah thats what i did but

prime heron
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Also I haven't tried using firearms so far, should I just keep not using them or are they sort of fine even early?

twin bear
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Sandbox games go hard

fast shoal
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im still pretty new i only run one mod and thats kill count

placid cobalt
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about 300 hours

fast shoal
placid cobalt
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lestros crates

placid cobalt
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nun outfit

winged blaze
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only time I cheated was because my mouse didn't work for like a minute and I got bitten instantly I was like "yeaa I am not going to die for being poor in real life" 😄

sleek musk
twin bear
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Be ready to fight to the death in some areas though

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They WILL surround you

placid cobalt
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nah you gotta pick ur battles and pick them quickly

fast shoal
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i plan to use firearms to clear out guns unlimited but thats because i have a ton of ammo stocked up and dont wanna melee however many zombies are there

placid cobalt
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zomboid is fast choices gogogogogoog

twin bear
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Sprinters

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Love em

prime heron
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Oh and another thing, what is the reason people use melee weapons to finish zombies on the ground? stomping feels easier and quicker to me

placid cobalt
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i avoid using guns

twin bear
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I make guns so rare u can't ever rly find them

sleek musk
placid cobalt
prime heron
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I swing my pipe 3 times and get muscle fatigue...

twin bear
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Burnout from finding so many rifles on cops and in trucks

sleek musk
prime heron
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yes

placid cobalt
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we tried britas gun pack, my goodness overwhelmed af

sleek musk
fast shoal
twin bear
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Workout often to negate fatigue later on

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U get healthier

fast shoal
placid cobalt
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always start with 9 - 9 fitness n strength tbh

sleek musk
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i can't find books for the love of me

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in b42

fast shoal
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yeah i cant relate

sleek musk
twin bear
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Lol i start with no added bonuses

fast shoal
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maybe im lucky idk

burnt kite
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EU is voting for the ability to forcefully scan private messages in encrypted messengers that did not opt into Chat Control 1.0 previously, to automatically search for csam content in every single chat, indiscriminately

twin bear
placid cobalt
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some peeps have the time to level n play vanilla, we dont, so we mod, its fun

prime heron
placid cobalt
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thats what makes pz enjoyable

twin bear
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U need to exert urself to become stronger no?

prime heron
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I don't think I ever found carpentry 2+

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That is in bookstore and school

sleek musk
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i only found metalwork IV

placid cobalt
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how do you level in 42?

twin bear
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Who says u gotta even focus on leveling that much to have fun

sleek musk
prime heron
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I sometimes find boxes that contain lots of books though

placid cobalt
sleek musk
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leveling carving is ASS

fast shoal
twin bear
prime heron
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Yeah those carton boxes that you sometimes find in houses

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the larger ones

sleek musk
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never found one

placid cobalt
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i also turn box opening noises off if possible

fast shoal
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fair enough

placid cobalt
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minecraft is ass with the chest opening noises

fast shoal
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i will not take this minecraft diss

sleek musk
fast shoal
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every sound effect is peak

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and you are wrong

sleek musk
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ge-get outt

twin bear
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U would hate tarkov then

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Inventory management sim

placid cobalt
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when you open a chest, if you look through like 20 chests, its annoying af the noise

fast shoal
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its peak

sleek musk
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all mc sounds peak except fuckass villagers

fast shoal
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i love the vilager sounds bro what

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they are awesome

placid cobalt
twin bear
fast shoal
sleek musk
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lil kid me watching first few minutes of deadpool next to my parents

fast shoal
placid cobalt
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not having a light for the original gameboy was a nightmare

placid cobalt
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the original cod 1, 2 and cod4 modern warfare were peak fps game

fast shoal
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not including the black ops series is criminal

sleek musk
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subnautica 😊

placid cobalt
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subnautica is cool

twin bear
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Missing out on the clappinator 3000

fast shoal
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loved that shit

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i want to get it back

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i swtiched consoles and no longer have it

sleek musk
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sub zero jus isn't the same

fast shoal
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never played that one but it looks cool

placid cobalt
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games ive enjoyed...

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hmm

twin bear
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Sub zero had some good stuff but not enough scary

sleek musk
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yeah

placid cobalt
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i put a ton of time into rust

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years ago

sleek musk
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i need to finish green hell

placid cobalt
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shit i even played the early versions with the zombies

placid cobalt
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rust was supposed to be pvpve lol

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zombies

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base building

sleek musk
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damn

placid cobalt
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it became a lootyshooty cus of twitch

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the sweats

sleek musk
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yeah...

twin bear
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I literally swim by levies in sub nautica tired
Maybe I became unscared of the ocean from that game lol

sleek musk
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the dead zone...

placid cobalt
burnt kite
twin bear
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What the fuck is that LETSFUCKINGGO

sleek musk
fast shoal
placid cobalt
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i dont get it

fast shoal
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me neither but i found it funny

twin bear
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Not a gmodder

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Only in gmod 🥀

sleek musk
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never thought i'd see a tree giant in gmod

placid cobalt
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facepunch are working on a new gmod thing

twin bear
sleek musk
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playing cry of fear is agony

twin bear
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Can't even run my gmod addons since half of them have been broken for like a yearded

fast shoal
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check showcase

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i put a clip in there that matches the vid he sent

placid cobalt
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farcry 3 was cool

sleek musk
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that had mohawk on his head i think

placid cobalt
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yea

burnt kite
burnt kite
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I heard its good

sleek musk
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idk. i don't have it yet

fast shoal
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hell divers 2 comes to xbox august 26th and i am hyped for that shit

fast shoal
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i still have my ps3

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somewhere hidden at my old house

sleek musk
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playing gta 5 online on ps3 was fun until they removed online

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fuckers

fast shoal
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they removed it?

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when

sleek musk
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yeah

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like 2-3 years ago

fast shoal
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dude i used to play tf outta that on the ps3

sleek musk
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same

fast shoal
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had so much money from people dropping

sleek musk
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amen

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mostly cheaters

fast shoal
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then i would spend every single penny

sleek musk
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maybe that's why

burnt kite
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Are private sessions still there

sleek musk
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nope

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nothing left from online

burnt kite
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Fucking outrageous

sleek musk
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yeah

fast shoal
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makes me realize im frl growing up

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thats crazy as fuck

sleek musk
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i got gta5 on steam and i'll buy new pc soon, but it won't hit the same

fast shoal
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graduating soon as well

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fuck

placid cobalt
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lmao

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i blinked and i was 34

sleek musk
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my graduation is in 3 years

placid cobalt
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legit

burnt kite
fast shoal
placid cobalt
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im way behind lmao

fast shoal
placid cobalt
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thats life man

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you blink and its next year

nimble hare
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meow

sleek musk
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is it true that back snd knees hurt at 30?

sleek musk
fast shoal
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yes

placid cobalt
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they do if you dont look after yourself man

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get in the gym

nimble hare
placid cobalt
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stretch every day

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take your health seriously

nimble hare
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historically army veterans were like 50 years old

sleek musk
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i stretch before and after training

fast shoal
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dude i get extreme arm aches at 16 turning

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its bad sometimes

placid cobalt
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thats growing pains?

nimble hare
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my wrists used to hurt because my desktop sucked but I got new expensive desktop

sleek musk
placid cobalt
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i used to get hella bad growing pains in my legs lol

nimble hare
sleek musk
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middle ages

fast shoal
nimble hare
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again not really

sleek musk
placid cobalt
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yeah people are diluded thinkin theyre living to 80

nimble hare
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old age death was around 60-80

placid cobalt
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most ppl will see 60

sleek musk
placid cobalt
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thats now

nimble hare
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it was

placid cobalt
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just look after yourself, resist the sugar processed crap

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teeth be important too

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as a classic brit, mine r fucked, biggest regret was not getting them sorted sooner

fast shoal
placid cobalt
placid cobalt
fast shoal
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i guarantee at some point im going to break my arm or tear something

placid cobalt
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gym, or hike lol

sleek musk
placid cobalt
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ive broken fingers and collar bone

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shit sucked lol

nimble hare
fast shoal
sleek musk
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i NEVER wanna break something. nose is enough

nimble hare
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for instance

sleek musk
fast shoal
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broken both my wrists, tore my hip muscle off the bone and almost needed surgery

placid cobalt
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ive dislocated both my knees twice

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i wuz fat af at one point lool

fast shoal
fast shoal
placid cobalt
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avoid drugs til yall are way older btw

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like when your kids have gone off to college

fast shoal
sleek musk
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i don't want croked nose

fast shoal
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how do you break it often

sleek musk
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i do boxing

fast shoal
fast shoal
# sleek musk i do boxing

that makes sense, i also did a little boxing, did one lesson and broke my wrist like a week later lmao never was able to go back shit hurt too much

fast shoal
fast shoal
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but i gotta deal with it now

placid cobalt
#

learn a language, learn an instrument, learn a skill/trade like carpentry, learn some type of self defence

nimble hare
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carpentry

sleek musk
nimble hare
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me maxxing out carpentry so I'm prepared for Knox infection

sleek musk
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i gotta go. ain't doing overtime again

fast shoal
sleek musk
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see ya'll

sleek musk
fast shoal
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see ya bro

placid cobalt
#

it also helps to not take anything super serious

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lifes a ride at an amusement park 😉

fast shoal
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yeah i can see that being helpful

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i take my sport very seriously and im aiming to compete in provincials or states if ur from us

placid cobalt
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lol i wish i was in the usa

fast shoal
#

at times it helps to not take anything super serious

fast shoal
neon bramble
#

this is stupid and I hate that I dont hate it

placid cobalt
fast shoal
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where do you live now?

placid cobalt
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also the right to defend yourself

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UK

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also usa is massive

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lots to explore

fast shoal
placid cobalt
#

in the uk if someone breaks into your house, you could get in trouble if you beat them up too much

fast shoal
#

same in canada

placid cobalt
#

insane

fast shoal
#

in some cases the judge lets it slide

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some dude in a town near me shot and killed an intruder with a hunting rifle

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domed him too

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didnt get in any trouble

placid cobalt
#

oh bro im not gonna murder someone i just want more rights lmao

fast shoal
#

yeah thats valid

burnt kite
#

Malted milk biscuits are the goat hands down

orchid sonnet
placid cobalt
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but im broke and lazy ❤️

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at the moment i think i can get it done under 200k

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which is what most people spend on a house, so thats fair to me

pale berry
fair yacht
neon bramble
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sterrsector

neon bramble
fair yacht
neon bramble
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you should try going to the edge of the map

fair yacht
#

i have to get the game again

toxic hawk
toxic hawk
fair yacht
neon bramble
fair yacht
neon bramble
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👀

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you have once chance to make the right answer

fair yacht
#

i have returned

neon bramble
toxic hawk
fair yacht
#

no more hurting people birdwrap

neon bramble
#

I'm pretty sure I've been calling him hokma balls for a while now

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and you live another day

fair yacht
neon bramble
#

lookin at the search not in this server though lmao

fair yacht
#

RAHHHHHHHHHHHH

severe agate
neon bramble
#

the boys are giving hod and malkuth a run for their money

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for babygirl status

toxic hawk
neon bramble
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then there's hokma (balls) and binah running Ayin's fanclub

toxic hawk
#

Ayin sounds like a good guy

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As far as that can go in the city

half kettle
#

if i cut off the lower part of my jaw, will i fix the problem of fast growing facial hair

toxic hawk
#

No

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You face extends beyond your lower jaw

half kettle
#

darn

sleek musk
#

what's the problem with facial hair?

karmic jetty
#

u have facial hair

young kelp
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and it can fall on food

sleek musk
#

weak ahh facial hair

karmic jetty
#

the plungie is right

young kelp
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we ain't taking chances

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when our job heavily relies on not having hair on food

karmic jetty
#

theres a chance ur nose hair can fall on food

sleek musk
sleek musk
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if they have fast growing facial hair and hate shaving, mask is always a choice

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you don't sneeze or cough into the food along with it

stone meadow
#

im going home from work, its a nice sunny day, i think i will be an alcoholic

neon bramble
#

I think I know why you're bad at finances now

burnt kite
#

Huffin puffin

stone meadow
#

but they should pay me double tbh

toxic hawk
stone meadow
burnt kite
#

Everyone is wearing panda buy levis

half kettle
#

im wearing a rag and a trash bin bag

neon bramble
#

they'll pay you as much as you want since it goes straight back in their pockets

sleek musk
#

i wonder how many cigarette company employes don't smoke.

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it's like.

sleek musk
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they don't have to inhale it

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sucking with mouth is enough to test

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smoking it is their choice

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what i mean is if the employe just doesn't smoke. like off work on break, but still works for a cigarette company

bronze moat
stone meadow
bronze moat
sleek musk
toxic hawk
tacit meadow
toxic hawk
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No

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H2O is a very small part of it normally

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Atleast I think. I forgot this stuff

burnt kite
#

Air is mostly nitrogen and oxygen

burnt kite
#

Everything else is in trace amounts

plush cobalt
#

But yeah air isn't a vapor

chrome jetty
#

Kapow

plush cobalt
#

It could contain vapors

sleek musk
#

steam is vapor

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it has to be little liquid particles

plush cobalt
#

Steam is an application for purchasing and managing games

sleek musk
#

smoke is little solid psrticles via tobacco being lit

sleek musk
#

yeah

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them glasses suit you

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smartass

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i'm sorry

plush cobalt
#

Thank you. My ass is very intelligent

bronze moat
#

Breakfast!

toxic hawk
bronze moat
# toxic hawk

She’s cute but I’ve saved up 70 pulls to guantee the next banner.

I need Nagi ❤️

toxic hawk
#

Nagi is huggi

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Understandable

bronze moat
toxic relic
chrome jetty
#

kapow

quasi turret
wraith dust
#

erm acthually its clanker

bronze moat
toxic relic
#

🤨

#

i've never seen them before

bronze moat
dawn jewel
toxic relic
#

theres no appeal to waffles

dawn jewel
toxic relic
#

my share is null because i wouldnt eat any

dawn jewel
#

I have all 5 of ur waffles now

bronze moat
toxic relic
burnt kite
toxic relic
#

crepes are better

dawn jewel
bronze moat
#

Also bisquits and gravy

quasi slate
#

Crepe just a thin pqncake

dawn jewel
#

I want chocolate starbery waffle

toxic relic
#

i remember my grandad used to make crepes with cinnamon in them for me when i was a boy

dawn jewel
#

I want biscuit gravy

quasi slate
#

I like crepes with bacon grease alot

bronze moat
#

Goth IHOP

burnt kite
toxic relic
#

cheap easy and tasty

dawn jewel
#

WAIT BACON GREASE

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WHAT

#

i have never heard of that

quasi slate
#

Godly combo

dawn jewel
#

Is it like

toxic relic
burnt kite
#

What do yall know about crepes with meat

dawn jewel
#

Savory

quasi slate
dawn jewel
#

I never had savory crepe

toxic relic
#

bruh

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savoury crepes are great

dawn jewel
#

Always cholate strbary

bronze moat
#

Basically what I just ate.

Scrambled egg, bisquit and gravy, waffle, bacon.

Some bikers here too

dawn jewel
#

YOU ATE BIKERS

quasi slate
#

Baking soda pancake inflate

surreal mirage
#

We have thin pancakes no?

bronze moat
#

I did not eat the bikers!

dawn jewel
#

I want crepe waffle balooga meal

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Beluga meal

bronze moat
#

Bikers are crunchy. And the leather is tough to chew

dawn jewel
polar kernel
#

idk what i want

plush cobalt
#

My breakfast was farina with apple slices and maple syrup

bronze moat
#

I rarely eat breakfast, but road trip. And breakfast is included

bronze moat
toxic relic
#

what is farina

toxic relic
dawn jewel
plush cobalt
frigid path
#

Guys did someone here tried a solo game with no zombies, just to learn mechanics and skill grinding properly, discover the map, etc... Any thoughts?

dawn jewel
#

I want brekky but no brekky

burnt kite
#

Johnny cakes n bacon

toxic relic
#

porridge is filling

plush cobalt
bronze moat
plush cobalt
dawn jewel
#

What is a johnathan cake

toxic relic
#

real

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cant really eat it later either

frigid path
#

There are so many possibilities in that game that learning without zombies seems way more interesting at first

plush cobalt
dawn jewel
#

Johnsthan dies tonight

toxic relic
#

a lot of porridge needs to be eaten warm otherwise you feel like you're eating slop in a sci fi prison

bronze moat
toxic relic
plush cobalt
toxic relic
#

pap is a good alternative

frigid path
plush cobalt
toxic relic
#

you can eat it cold or hot

plush cobalt
#

Is it good both cold and hot

tacit meadow
#

Not a big fan of cold

toxic relic
bronze moat
#

Banananana

toxic relic
#

esp the hard one

burnt kite
#

Porrige is goated

toxic relic
#

stiff one?

burnt kite
#

Hot and cold, sweet and savoury

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Cheap

plush cobalt
# plush cobalt

Wtf is going on in the top right bowl of this by the way? Is that just butter?

chrome jetty
#

@twin bear Yo ive been having a problem with lock on strength, what do you usually keep your at? (for HS)

toxic relic
#

butter and syrup i think

tacit meadow
#

Uno what i learned back when i was living out of my car, that society doesnt want us to know?

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Oats dont need milk

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Water is acceptable

toxic relic
#

isnt that common knowledge

plush cobalt
#

Strange choice for a picture in which the butter is large and frozen in time

tacit meadow
#

No

plush cobalt
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Yes

tacit meadow
#

plush cobalt
#

It says it on the boxes

toxic relic
#

i never made mine with milk mate

plush cobalt
#

I don't think I've ever seen one that doesn't say water or milk

tacit meadow
#

Who reads a box

toxic relic
#

bruh

plush cobalt
#

No wonder you didn't know

toxic relic
#

i didnt really grow up with box porridge like oats, the one i ate was only made with water

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milk would make it a dessert

plush cobalt
#

You can also make multiple servings of them by using more of each just so u know

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That's on the box too

tacit meadow
#

I grew up with oats basically being a dessert

plush cobalt
tacit meadow
#

Sweet af

toxic relic
#

fair lmao

bronze moat
#

I grew up with creme of wheat.

toxic relic
#

this shit

plush cobalt
#

Cream of wheat is W farina brand

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I've gotta try pap

dawn jewel
toxic relic
#

pap

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its good

half kettle
#

pap

burnt kite
dawn jewel
#

pap

toxic relic
#

warm, filling, you can use it for a lot of things

#

pap means porridge in english

plush cobalt
#

Does it go the weasel

dawn jewel
#

OHG

toxic relic
#

braaipap means uhh, like roasted porridge

toxic relic
#

i know of what you speak

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🙏 trench food

bronze moat
vital marten
#

Pay me like a beginner, an don’t act surprised when I suddenly forget all my skills and act like a beginner

#

You get what you pay for 🗣️

toxic relic
#

or fry it

#

with vetkoek

plush cobalt
#

Like I don't see how that would help

dawn jewel
toxic relic
#

its good bro

bronze moat
vital marten
#

Casserole?

toxic relic
bronze moat
toxic relic
bronze moat
round zenith
#

Do you guys know where to find the ALICE belt and suspenders?

toxic relic
#

its not egg

plush cobalt
# plush cobalt Like I don't see how that would help

This joke was interpretation of “and” as denoting an entirely separate action instead of a sequence. It was rather complex and high-brow, so I thought I should explain for people not on the same level of comedic power as I.

vital marten
bronze moat
toxic relic
#

yeah

#

it is baked pap

bronze moat
#

Hmmm never had that

toxic relic
#

no egg in it though

round zenith
#

Do you have to go to a military camp for it or something?

dawn jewel
dawn jewel
#

I’m so lazy rn

bronze moat
dawn jewel
#

Its 7 am

round zenith
#

Thank you omar

toxic relic
#

lol

#

wait

plush cobalt
bronze moat
vital marten
#

Hungover and angry — 9 am zombie

plush cobalt
#

It's a different time for me

dawn jewel
plush cobalt
#

Are you sure you're not merry

dawn jewel
#

Me when i eat oatmeal

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I’m not merry

vital marten
#

Weevils for your oatmeal

dawn jewel
toxic relic
vital marten
dawn jewel
bronze moat
dawn jewel
toxic relic
#

isnt that a lot for breakfast

#

oatmeal and waffle

dawn jewel
toxic relic
surreal mirage
#

A single crumpet for breakfast

bronze moat
#

I just had waffle + bacon + egg + bisquit and gravy. Hotel breakfast is basically all you can eat

vital marten
#

Waffle is better than pancake

vital marten
dawn jewel
toxic relic
#

i dont like waffles or pancakes

dawn jewel
toxic relic
#

so ill say theyre both worse

dawn jewel
#

START DIGGING

surreal mirage
#

Flat pancakes are nice

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The rest meh

dawn jewel
#

i stashed 5 pounds of oatmeal in ur butt twin

vital marten
toxic relic
#

eh

#

not really

surreal mirage
#

Hash browns are peak

toxic relic
#

i like rice and soup for breakfast lmao

vital marten
bronze moat
surreal mirage
#

What soup fart

toxic relic
#

makes me shit regularly

half kettle
#

i eat a single piece of bread for breakfast

toxic relic
surreal mirage
#

Based soup holy

toxic relic
#

usually whatever veg is left and almost off

surreal mirage
#

Never got the brussel sprouts hate tbh

toxic relic
#

fr

#

brussel sprouts fuck

bronze moat
toxic relic
#

burnt edges are good bruv

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the burnt crust at the bottom of the pot after cooking rice

bronze moat
#

I’m lazy. I use rice cooker

toxic relic
#

same lmao, its not laziness.
you only bust out the pot at family gatherings

bronze moat
#

I love food. I hate cooking.

Only thing I use an oven for is baking

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So brownies, cakes and pies are my thing. And cookies

toxic relic
#

i am not competent in the kitchen

bronze moat
#

I still use my grandma’s recipe from pre world war II

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I can bake. Otherwise nope