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Ig they're still around overseas
I've never played project Zomboid before (yet), is this game a good experience on controller? Specifically navigating in-game menus and crafting
not over here
it's medioce at best...but i do play it
Sears got exclusive hasbro contracts. Crimson guard tank was a christmas gift. LOVE that tank
Someone was talkin abt how they're still up in places
and i'm sorry
ha I got that too lik 8 years aold
But there aren't mods to improve the controller experience?
depends on your platform
Yes there are
Giggity
steam controller overlay is what i use
Also I responded to you. 4,000 played hours. 100% with controller.
If that’s what you prefer it’s fine.
And driving is superior by far over mouse
driving in PZ in not enjoyable overall
I HAVE THE POWER
🗣️
I have some old ass MOTU vhs tapes
I don’t crash. Like ever. Controller driving = superior in every way
He was the SHIT for me
She-Ra was my first crush
My parents considered the toys too evil. So I got gi joe.
My friends had he man
Loved that show
I've neber played this game so idk if this scenario would ever or will regularly happen: getting killed while I was navigating an in-game menu / crafting on controller
Whaaa no skeletor figurines...
I asked for he but not he-man lol
Sheetarah for me
I never crashed either In pz, those streetlights just run in front of my truck!
oh she a close second
If me and my friend are playing project Zomboid and I disconnect, what happens to my character? Idk
hi and bye
Sneaky lil trees spawning in front of me fr
That happens regardless. You WILL die while sorting inventory.
had the thundercats everything
might stick around for a few seconds then disappear
I used to watch thundercats alot
tho if ur in a car i think your character will appear back in the car
cant confirm it
cant remember
Avoid DC’s. On a server it can take up to 20 seconds for you to actually log off.
Means you CAN die if you DC
Dayz moment
But you don't automatically die when you DC?
Kk I’ll hit u up
I oddly dont watch alot of the old cartoons these days...mostly new....but I do watch fraggle rock on occasion, so wild
No but zomboids can kill u
use AC indeed
No
Can I play offline and online with the same character / gear
No death. But when you log in, you appear at your last saved location. Could be miles away from your fren.
Avoid DC’s. Log off normally
you should watch gravity falls if you like cartoons, its amazing
I ahve good one
Gravity falls did alot of cool shit
watced it like 4 times
not alot of shows i havent seen...love shin chan
I marathoned the muppet show. Seeing all the actors as YOUNG people was a trip
so true
I like chowder 🗣️
Randy Cunninghams 9th grade ninja?
Flap jacks misadventures
LOl
the old pirate creeps me out
That studio cooked with the artstyle
I also watched ranma as new episodes got released in the US.
Shampoo was my first anime crush
fair
flapjack do be show if they made spongebob close up the plotline
growing up i watched a show called Almost Naked Animals and it was so strnage, idk why i watched it
My first anime crush was bleach
ANime ANime crush.....Iria
it took me an embarrising amount of time to discover bleach
Roger Rabbit shook up parents when it came out
very ren and stimpy
Ok yes
I was reading the manga before I discovered what anime even was
but one of my all time favs
That fuckass show haha
you know that tells the truth of this world
first anime i watched was tokyo ghoul back when it was on netflix
wow young
yeah. it was a long time ago
yeah
Decent show
Yep. And my toy squirt guns looked like REAL tech-9 pistols.
after that i watched demon slayer S1, Guilty Crown and akame Ga Kill then stopped watching any anime up until last year
Anime usually falls off for me after a few seasons idk why
you remember the smell of a freshly fired cap gun?
i dont remember likeing it all that much
Yessir. Paper caps AND those plastic rings
I remember this dam
Snuck to watch these shows late night
Ah childhood
Adventure bros scarred me
i used to have an old metal capgun my grandad got me and little 10yr old me thought that shit so so cool
oh it was
NOT AI. That’s evil dead 2 box art
Bro doesn't know evil dead ball
new or old evil dead?
I kinda prefer the new honestly
Old. Sam rami’s part 2. Groovy
fair
If it's bruce that makes or breaks it then yeah old
My 18th b day was evil dead themed
very nice
This is my BOOM STICK
We saw army of darkness in the theatre
same
never saw evil dead
erm its actually army of darkness 🤓
👴
Bro was playing kingmakers irl
i appreciate ur mom HAHAHAHAHAHAA
me too
Classic movies. It’s what got sam rami enough money to make hercules and xena TV shows.
Then move on to spider man
What was that show with the guy who made puppets, he had like a dog and told stories
Mods, Rearrange this guys internal organs.
fraggle rock?
yeah its something ive always said ill give it a watch and just never have for some odd reason
they mined meth
It was live action and always told a story about morales or some shit
I can't remember dam
hold on
Part 1 was their college movie project. They attempted to make a legit scary movie.
But realized it was just silly. So part 2-3 they just went full comedy
wishbone?
I was a rugrats kid🤭
REAL SHIT
When nick was good
FR
CAT DOG! TWO ANGRY BEAVERS!
Yes
just flashbanged me with childhood memories
YES
NORBURT IS A BED BITER
pete and pete
salute your shorts
Ed edd and Eddie
BOOM
I loved the crackhead beaver
all great too
Beevus and Butthead
He's like me! Always tweakin
guys i could use some help
mAXX
shoot
i even like aeon flux
Stop playing woods maybe
Yeah my fav episode is the bed biter. Instead of wetting the bed, he nibbles on it
Labs main here 
oh man i stopped playing tarkov for good, please dont make me start playing again
Do u remember the gift episode
Liquid television…
I hacked cable from 1980 something to 1990 something. Watched sooo much TV my young mind should not have seen
She be taring be kov
lock may be broke
oh right there with ya
Not off the top of my head
youve broken the cycle, you cannot let it continue
its not tho
Come back
Cable box + screwdriver = no more scambled TV 😂
OH GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
NOOOO TARKOV must FEEEEEDDDD
legit hacking btw
You cant go back, you've broken the cycle. dont let it consume you
The PONIES!
not the omni man outfit
One of my top episodes
Yeah I watched Madonna’s first ever song. Like a virgin got EVERYONE at church pissed off.
I was like…. Ummm. She’s hot
i love that gun man
Nah it's a mosin
The only episodes of shows that I remember super clear are alf
also not a female!
i cant tell
lmao understandable tho
Playing spt so i can mod my guns any way i want
ak with da scope
Sain AI is the best

Project zomboid land IRL
Ew weeb
nah pokemon
pokemon go fr
Doot the toots
bro do be hunting shinies
Ah, I get it. Pokemon:Global Offensive, now it all makes sense.
yeah they just give you a firearm and you have to hunt them all
Scavs gotta get their fix ig
Crack
id take that shit
Pervitin shot ong
Just know someone was there, dedicated, and gave their time and effort to make that monstrous outfit.
gotta be good if its worth that much
Damn I didn't know they love PZ this much.
This is PZ comiccon
yeah PZ irl is crazy work
Smells like a comic con too.
pz 🤮
I bet
Gives me god tier point firing abilities
It’s called fashion
but what about the high?
Another day in the bag
Just looks like Kinky Runescape to me. 🤣
Feeling good?
It’s been awhile, I think I’ll pickup some vodka from the liquor store
10 gp for girlfriend
not from the vodka store???
Bro didn't loot it off a scav
Gonna rock the night away 🤘
I like clothing mods. Is also 90% of any loot I snag. Need gas? Roxy will bring back 1 gas can and a semi of clean clothes
Just be safe 
Yea, it's the apocalypse. Go out with style.
only midnight?
Well life goes on, I’ve got work n stuff
Good job David, you are living life.
Yes only midnight
I level tailoring and cooking to 10 in the first couple game weeks.
That's a new way of saying you got boned.
Roxy earns it. Lol.
This is day 1 of my gameplay:
What the fuck, looking like Jonestown.
She doesn’t get much rest to party and dance until around day 90.
Got 20,000+ zeds to clear out before I can relax
Getting boned 😭
That's great lmao
Sounds cool, I had a bong for 2 weeks a friend bought me —sister broke it shortly after I got it
wtf hank hill deco
x6 population. Respawn on. 5% sprinters. Sleep required.
Life is rough.
YOU SAID WHAT ABOUT OUR MOTHERBOARD?
Can't keep a bong they always get stolen
I hide this one tho
You forgot the anime cat girl 3D printed snap on mods
I tell you hwat it’s amazing
number crunchin data munching wireback clanker
Yea, you know what got "ripped" by a skelebone. r He can't dodge the allegations.
Lou did u say u listen to puddle of mud or was i trippin
I do
I need to get stoned. Staying overnight in Idaho tonight
I love this song 🗣️
good song
Bro lives in such a nice neighbourhood, I bet everyone is productive and are contributive members of the society.
😔 hope u feel better soon
I have moments 
I live near the projects 🔥
try a band called Life Awaits, they are good
Im doing well. Funeral was a few days ago. On a road trip to go to the buriel
Someone stole my car a few weeks ago 🗣️
Bro was running late to work
Are you from the Balkans?
Fr, it was 2 blocks away with the E-Brake on
went to go to work like last week and someone tried to use an angle grinder on my bike lock
Vodka and Car Theft, sorry for the assumption.
United States of Assholes
such a kind thing to do let your community borrow your car
Cheaper to drive 1,100 miles than fly 3 of us. Plus road trip is nice
So anyway I started blastin
As long as ur doing well homie
Meh, sounds more bulgarian to me.
Sounds like Bulgaria would feel like home
On a real note, I think ima leave the states for the Netherlands sometime
This place booty
I was taking care of my dad the last 5 years. Oddly the nursing duties coming to an end is a strange relief.
Very melancholy cause no more work stress. But also no more Dad
I'll die here I'm alright with that tbh
romania is real nice, just gotta watch your wallet
Take me too. I would leave if I could
Be twins with a kickboxer, Be an alleged human trafficker, Sell online courses on quick get rich schemes, Be profitable.
are u?
It's always the things that stressed me out i ended up mising with family, I don't know what I'd do if my mom died tho I'm not ready.
odakle si buraz
My dad left me the house. So I’m staying. And my family still wants to do christmas at the house
Is it nice there
in serbia?
i feel that, the only reason im still in the UK is my family
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnot reallyy
Average American mindset.
the only good part about serbia is the food right now
I'm not them
Spend more time with her. Real talk.
Cause if you have a good relationship, you ALWAYS regret their passing. There’s always a “wish I spent more time hanging out” thing.
I had my mom for 47 years of my life and I wish I spent more time with her. All the time.
That's a dumb mindset calling urself part of the problem if ur a civi
I wonder who put them in power brother.
It’s something you will never be ready for honestly. The best way to prepare for the inevitable is to spend time with them and cherish them well. Learn about them as a person so that you may understand them and their values before you can no longer ask. Learn about their life, listen to their stories. Hug them because eventually you’ll give your last
Well, fuck, this is getting political.
Been spending everyday with her the past few years, she's only 46 but I know she's getting old... It's been strange growing up and realizing my parent won't be there anymore one day
I am just gonna go back to PZ.
Yea, that sucks.
And tell your loved ones you love them.
My dad told me that every day when I left for work. It matters
The average person isn't responsible for invasions that's like saying we wanted to invade nam
Did u see the fuckin protests for it
P word tho tbf
Like mine used to say, you only truly realise their true value once they are gone.
Im almost 50. My parents almost made it to 90.
But all relationships that are worthwhile should be cherished. You never know when people part.
I lost many friends. To war. Ilness. Many before age 50
as someone whos recently lost a very close family member, its something that youll never be able to prepare for, youre best off not thinking about it unyil the time comes
One of my fav movie quotes: nothing is trivial
For parents or those of you who will someday be parents, tell your children you are proud, show it well. It will never leave them. If you don’t though, it’ll be one of the things that haunt them until they can work through it
I usually never think of it but it pops in my head sometimes
yeah its best not dwelling over what will happen and to just live in the moment yk
I alrdy wrote my will which is nice speaking of passing, i think everyone should write theirs sooner than later tbh
Losing a friend hits like a truck, I cannot fathom losing my parents.
No kids for me. I’m the last of my line.
But I am close to my nieces and nephews. The fav uncle in many ways.
My nephew knows his uncle let's him play tarkov and army outside
I KNOW im the fav haha
I'll spend 3 hours outside with that kid dressed in full bdu most days
I wish I had nephews, but I have an aunt that is as young as a niece would be.
100%. My dad worked for warren buffet for a while. But as good as he was with money, he never set up retirement accounts, organized his will, or set aside IRA’s and other accounts.
So medicare/medicade took 100% of his money the last year of his life
We almost lost the house
That name is fire bro.
Prepare. Just do it. Save you from the late life issues like what happened to my family
Lost my mom last month at 52 yrs —21 years of her in my life and I’m grateful for every second of it. My pain is in losing my soldier, the person who’d fight my battles. Now I have to fight them alone
I wasn’t ready to “grow up” I still ain’t ready, and I’ll always be my mama’s baby boy
You’ll never be ready, but you will survive, it’s very important to have good coping methods though, to somehow find the strength not to fall into a bad depression
We should hangout sometimes and do some autistocratic things.
All I know is if when she passes I'll change a whole lot.
You should relate well with Eternity by Alex Warren
Im 50 and a mommas boy. I still have my Hobbit LP and story book I listened to with my mom as a kid.
Memories, they bring smiles
That song has been stuck with me.
im taking that image
I’ll give it a look, thanks
Ring from my mother, and my dads wedding band.
I even set up BC collector mugs we got from Arby’s in 1981 in my kitchen to remind me of my parents whenever I go into the kitchen
Grief is a horrible thing but its unavoidable, as long as you deal with it correctly thats what counts
My moms wants fiver finger death punch played so i know she'll be balling 🗣️
Mine wanted Roll Me up and Smoke Me when I die by Willie Nelson
Dam that's heat
Wanted it to be a party, which I always agreed to but in hindsight… it’s hard to party with the loss of a parent lmao. It was hard but ended up stoned enough I couldn’t walk 😭
U did what your mamma wanted and that's what counts 
New player and I need in on a server tryna learn the game instead of being zombie food writhing 20 minutes
My moms funeral we had bagpipes play Amazing grace.
For dad we are blasting speakers with star wars
Dying is a good thing but if u want mp look in #1019725562337579028
Did imperial march play
Or duel of the fates

That'd be a great send off for anyone
how do I barricade things in b42?
says has to be done in build menu but I cant seem to find it
Celebrations of life my friend.
I’m with my sister. Ate a burger at her deceased husbands fave place for road trip burgers.
Celebrate as best you can. Love and hugs fren.
The borger. My sister lost her husband to cancer. This was the go-to place during any road trip
He’s a dadalorian. But gonna to the intro music and imperial march.
We are all wearing star wars ties too
when bro starts talking about zomboids before bedtime
That sounds super peaceful
Makes me not want dig played at my ceremony tbh
@burnt kite I had to reset my gmod addons
Pretty
Nah. It’s yours to own and make it your own.
There’s an all you can eat taco bar near my family grave plot too. So tacos!
Make life what you want. It’s your sandbox to play in
The world is my litter box ❤️
Pic goes hard can i screenshot ong
i read that as "can i backshot ONG" its over
ok
Be kind. Do no harm. The rest really does not matter TBH.
Hedcab
Agreed
Hecate 🗣️
Dooty
I like hecate. But am more aligned with greek gods
the Japanese during ww2 be like
I've done Pair 2 (what the fuck did I just watch), should I watch 1 or 3?
Yeah but what do I watch next
Baby cloud giant spotted!
He just don't give a fuck
He’s laying on his back
The sky here is so dead
He looks shell shocked
No clouds or anything rn
project zomboid has canonical cannibalism
I feel like every universe does just about
currently we know 3 major features WIP for before/when npcs arrive
cannibalism-dismemberment-trading
tbh i still HATE ragdolls with a passion
genuinely think ragdolls are just horrible in pz
ragdolling deer
not cuz they dont fit the game but because they are poorly implemented rn
I swear it jumped in front me of officer
fr
the rigging for the ragdolls and the fact the corpses stay interactable after they die makes the game so buggy
Indie stone bad devs fr
ive killed zeds with guns with them disabled
This is why we form this chat as the anti pz group
and 1-100 zombies ill see one ragdoll randomly

Burning ragdolls tanks the shit outta my fps
currently even opening ur inventory tanks ur fps in the newest patch
they tried to decrease the amount of ram needed to run the game and it bugged a ton of things
Was sending zombies on fire through the air and the game DID NOT like it AT ALL
they also tried to fix corpse gpu impact
AND IT MADE IT WORSE
starting to think theres a little gremlin in indie stone that just does the opposite of the patchnotes

one fixes the game the other breaks the fixed game
Self sabotage
anyone know if this server has a badge like the rest?

poop tag better
where is the poop tag
I have my ragdolls set to 60, I plan to see what happens when I run through a horde of them on muldy’s highway to hell
theres a current desync bug where the lower ur fps the less often u get grappled by a zed
mix it with sprinting through hordes
and u never trip
Iraq
Need a new tag tbh
u can just run through hordes rn
Mp only I presume?
femboy tag 💀
singleplayer b42
Interesting
ragdolls in mp
Is it GPU bloat or CPU?
Cause ragdolls/physics are usually CPU bound.

it gonna be a dogshit mp launch
Not even gonna join a fucking server with that as the tag 
L
mp will take another year just in itself
I do NOT need to be around femboys
I’m nitro, can I make a tag for my discord members?
im buying gta6 100%
I don’t care for MP so it’s like I get to eat my cake and laugh at the “mp when” guys
even tho its like 200 dollars...
Idk I never do anything but add bots to servers that break
pls stop saying this
when mp mofos when the mp broke as hell
Me too. Fittin to be gangsta. Purple Gang
Grove street all the way
gta6 will either be the single worst game launch or best ever
Roxy is a bot. She does not break discord
Grove street. Home
online servers will instantly be down on launch due to the amount of people logging in
2billion dollars funding this game
and it'll probably BREAK
🗣️
gta6's budget is larger than 99% of movies so far
2 BILLION DOLLAR BUDGET
AND INCREASING
couldn't even do the stupid race
I mess with music bots and stuff
1billion of those dollars better go to having strong enough servers ngl
RAAAA
It’d be funny if the game with a 2 billion budget just flops
it would nearly bankrupt rockstar if that happens
cuz they'd only continue to lose money
just like how the deadpool game bankrupted that one company
The latter.
They are NOT just listening to sharholders. Actual gamers are providing input. It’s all super hush hush keep it a secret or get sued.
But they are committed to make THE game of the next decade. Not by hype or fake promises like cyberpunk.
Also 100% means they will delay it as needed
Rockstar can cook lets just keep the lid on the pot for now until dinners rdy
the only cockstar game to flop is those max payne remakes

So far
Ain't no one playing those
gta6 will have 30 year support if its a success
rockstar has supported gta5 for like 20 years now right
jk
Never seeing gta 7
but still
🥀
gta6 will probably be supported 30 years at this rate
okay pull back the glazing fam
rockstar hates making new games

WW3 before gta7
They'll keep online as long as possible
Yep. And that’s literally the plan. Some devs may go career just working GTA for 10-20 years
Deadass will go underground before I face a draft
We tunneling to Mexico with this one
at this rate the US and mexico might go to war
If ww3 happens we're all cooked
So yeah. GTA 6 is gonna break the internet. Prolly get banned in 170 countries
need an ID to play gta 6 fr
gta6 is the only one ive been interested in since san andreas
🥀
Get to seattle. I got food water and elecricity for 5 people, for 5 years
Europe life
5 was a glorified driving with radios sim
europeeing fr
Imo
Never played 4 or 5. I played the hell out of saints row tho
i never played 5
i played some of 4
i think i played maybe 3-4 hours with friends on 5 actually
but yeah
i havent touched GTA since the ps3
Beating up people with phallic objects
The roleplay community for GTA is also huge
gta's roleplay community has been flocking to PZ
same with tarkovs
Livin the dream
Cheat code in gta that gives everyone dills with the cheat code that makes everyone attack CJ
Classic
Those who know saints row weapons 🗣️
Mfers were flippin abt hot coffee
Friggin gooners
i just wish they'd make an open world ONLINE watchdogs with character customization
Wait what makes u say this😭
genuinely tarkovs community overlaps with PZ's heavily
and gta's community has always loved PZ
I've been playing for years it's 80% newbies who move games most are addicts in the community
PZ quite literally stole 80% of unturneds playerbase this year due to the drama
Ask a 8k hr BEAR main to play eft and he'll salivate like a hungry dog ong
That game went downhill so fast
I got scammed buying it on xbox for my nephew
Why the fuck is a shittier version 20 dollars.
opposite of the legendary era of the ps3.
god
console exclusives were so good on the ps3
4JSTUDIOS-TELLTALE guhh
so good
mmm
During that era every console had good games then shit
Where the fuck is the gamecube
people legit pick the ps2 over the gamecube
but the gamecube had much better games
90% of the ps2's games were ported to the ps3
gamecube games took like 20 years to be ported to another console
now this is a hottake but
i enjoyed majoras mask more than ocarina of time
majoras mask was more nostalgic
ik thats not exactly gamecube era
but old games wise
I wish i could have my old gamecube back so i could play racing games
Those were so much more fun than ad slop racing sims
I never got into smash I liked blood in fighting games
im so mad at DBD rn
dead by daylights devs might genuinely ruin the game
they're going the fortnite route
Game is so toxic 
The cheese is real in that game watching sweats
i use slingshot method as rize
so i literally travel the entire map with one lunge
its so broken
atleast im not a wesker player..

7 minutes
whats 1000 - 7
A losing battle
god i wish tokyo ghoul had a good anime adaptation
7 wins
the anime is seen as this edgy teenage boy anime akin to twilight
Played it from day 1. I still have items from OG days
It was cool until they started shrexing all the dam fuckin time
but the manga is actually top 5 things ive ever read in my entire life
WEED OBTAINED
theres no sex in the manga
mostly just death
and torture
Way better sounding
the manga is actually based off franzkafkas the fly
Hey does anyone know if the 'Life and Loving' is based on any particular studio releases from 1993? Like an in-lore version of Home Improvement for example.
cuz i grew up with resident evil
also why is the internet coming up with new terms for being racist
"asian fatigue" "black fatigue"
tf is this
DIRTY CLANKERS
It's getting stale and they know it
CLANKAS TAKING ALL OUR JOBS
Just entered Idaho
One foot in front of the other 🗣️
dang why would u enter that ho
now u gotta pay like 5k a month
potato tax
also the discord VC method for DBD is hilarious
Driving 1,100 miles from Seattle to Utah. Gotta bury my dad.
So road trip. Staying overnight in Boise
I don't even use vc in tarkov
Can you disable sleep in build 42, I got used to not having to sleep
WESKER IS SO EVIL
Bc I used to play mp on my server
CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SONNNNN
Kansas
Unsure my total playtime. Maybe 2,000 hours. Never used voice chat
Peak
Yes
How
Sandbox options. Just like before
i havent listened to the song in like a year
Thanks.
😭
I got beastie bois playing. My niece is driving. And I’m rollin a joint
I remember every word to jingle jangle but can't remember a song i jist listened to lmao
Bought weed in oregon.
SMOKE SMOKE SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY
Kansas? They are coming near me and I’m thinking of seeing them live
HEY CARNAGE
DO YOU KNOW CANDACE
YOUR MOTHER HUNG HERSELF ASUKA
Where it's so easy
Can’t. I get randoms at work. But I can get stoned today or tomorrow and be clean before I go back to work
Road work ahead. I sure hope it does
Ye I’m going to get banned
Im from seattle. But oregon weed is waaay cheaper.
Fuck the construction crew run thru the signs
I heard it's plentiful there
Miss being in a legal state
This is real, they're actually selling this.

Yep. Weed store LITERALLY next to the taco bell I eat at several days a week
Gooner icecream
Mixes well with ranch ice cream
I gotta be sneaky just to get a dime bag around here
It sucks ass
now make this a pz mod
zombie ice cream
Beastmilk icecream
+100 shame

Counter top. Just under fridge. That carton with the anime girl?
Anime girl spit brand ice cream
Where's the femboy milk jugs
In the fridge
can i have tall cold glass🗣️
Yeah! Roxy always keeps milk on stock
And cookie jar ALWAYS had cookies.
She has an open door policy when it comes to food. Only food you can’t eat is what is labeled for her, Abby or Arnie
They have to be mnt dew bottles
Don't wanna know what happens when you eat arnies sandwich
Raccoon milk ice cream?
Nerf nuke is better
Well it ain’t nasty so yeah
100% fake or bro is ruining his room
The smell nahhh
Can't be real
I had a family member that used to pee in bottles and keep them, this doesn’t seem that far off to me
If it is real shit bro needs to drink more water
He’s crazy but not homocidal. I’m prolly gonna RP his escape from Louisville when I get back to playing PZ
Pee gets darker the longer it’s stored
Had a friend do that
Gross
Yes
1 month old pee
That would be cool to see
If he ever gets attacked by burglars, he can throw those bottles at them to score mini-crits
Piss poison debuff too
Don't forget
1 bottle is enough to make SWAT back out wym
What
It’s been linked to OCD and “hoarding disorders” like people who eat their own couch or swallow coins
Grabbed a bottle under my desk and forgot it was even there, fuckin bathroom was being used and I was NOT holding it in
Best housewarming gift that the drywall crew leaves in your walls, keeps the 2x4s treated
What if we rename project zomboid to just zomboid
So its no longer a project
Just zomboid
I left a bottle of southern comfort in the walls that's funny
Oh I know, we had to work with them to get past that issue, they don’t do it anymore
Wish I put more easter eggs in the house ngl
Spawn him in his house. Spawn in his bike. His biker jacket. And some wood axes.
Then fight out of LV down to the checkpoint and break it down to escape and head to Rosewood.
How I was impregnated by zomboids in the hood, written by best selling author ..
Quandale
And TRY to do it under 30 game days
I fucking hate the internet
my easter egg is a painted over smiley face (in an inconspicuous area)
Is the bike from terminator
You paint the smiley face and leave blobs, it builds up, then when you 2nd coat it’ll be there for a long while
Put a peep hole in every room
Then when someone fines it they see :)
I keep going like this whenever I try to watch something normally
/s if it isn’t obvious
Burnice’s name is spelled Burn Ice.
e621
She is main ZZZ waifu
The fire and pyrotechnics is a +10
Chat.
Do i trust this?
Five nights at diddys
NO DIDDY BBQ
What the fuck are these powerhouse matches bro 🥀
ong
I have arby’s collector glasses from 1981!
the rappers here get a little quirky at night
Pov I tried to play
I’ve never been to an Arby’s, I hear it’s like fast food but expensive
Always been directed to rib crib instead
Well nowadays idk what it’d be since much of fast food is now expensive for what it is
I like homemade pulled pork way too much
Used to be really good. Their bread now is…. Glue-like.
But roast beef with BBQ from arby’s is a classic fast food flavor
Pulled pork is amazing BBQ
Ain't even fast anymore shii
Should call it foodslop
Since I’ll be in Utah tomorrow also hitting up Arctic circle for bottles of fry sauce
If I want to eat it at a specific time I have to order it BEFORE I arrive. Sometimes 20 minutes before
I fuck with chinese buffets
Big time
I know the tricks that let u sit there for hours eating lmao
and usually when i go to the city where they got arbys i go to wendys instead
A little egg drop goes a long way
I'll always dog on the salmon there too
And the mushrooms love those
Mystery meat sticks
Epic
I’ve yet to try the fried meat stick that suspiciously looks like a rat
We have an all you can eat chinese buffet in my home town. $30. Eat as much as you want, no time limit unless they are full and need the table open
Golden Corral bout the best buffet we got here, and it’s not even that amazing
Could munch on some pork fried rice while listening to deftones rn
The place I get my egg fried rice from has a super cute puffer fish. He is fren
Mid but still decent yeah
I camp near the steak section
Next best thing is CiCis, and that’s because it’s 2 towns over lmao
Jimmy loves american chinese food alot too
NOOO
Cicis pizza is FIRE

jack the ripper be ripping fat ones
Stinkname type post
stinkass do be shuffling cards
He sharted on hookers
🗣️ for @raw rock
30 on 30

Store worker: can I help you?
Me: yeah I’m looking for -item name-
Store worker: “Ok!” walks in opposite direction of needed item
😭 ok then
I know autozone better than some workers there sadly and ik nothing abt mechanics ..
The timing was impeccable because I just got to break btw.
You must be stalking me my dear.
The last time I was at this store I asked if they had an item and told me to look around the store lmao
I had to get ur user cuz discord was buggin saying ur werent in the server lmao
Yes i was 
Big ass steaks
Can’t sleep on the toast

I treat my femboys RIGHT
U def getting a mystery shake later 🗣️
I don't carry pocket change nice try
Femboy mayo
All organic
💯 wut da dear doin
The moment a femboy cafe opens nearby I'm going even broker
You’re missing the halo
NO HANK DONT ORDER THE MILKSHAKE AT FEMBOY HOOTERS
Worth it
Why? You'd work there
Broke back
Nobody Is complaining about extra proteins in milkshake 
🦐
Goth IHOP next door to femboy hooters needs to exist
😭
Play BF6 open beta then fr
I enjoy committing murder as a swat officer in RoN
🗣️ I'm the final boss in the milkshake line
Talkin alotta trash for someone in kidnapping distance
I’m surprised “milkshake brings all the boys to the yard” hasn’t been coined yet for a joke
Ain't a joke
🗣️
we have lift off
Roxys milkshakes are the best
Can u kick flip yet
10/10
Though the cereal goes on the fridge Roxy 🥲
In the fridge
No
FUCK
U should get some hard ss's like dis
Im sowwy
WHY DO I EVEN BOTHER
Top of fridge is full!
this is my fav









