general_chat

[gleaming stream]

Elsa ?

[placid cobalt]

at a minimum

[toxic relic]

who's elsa

is that a dick joke setup

[frosty tulip]

wearing a mask for asbestos exposure? why?

[gleaming stream]

He might be polish man name vladimir whos 6'7 and born immune to lead

[frosty tulip]

asbestos makes u fireproof

[dawn jewel]

@chrome jetty thank you

[vital marten]

N95 particulate respirator but no gloves

[rain mango]

YOU KNOW WHO ELSA KNOWS DICK JOKES

https://tenor.com/view/my-mom-gif-1358350918025535266

[gleaming stream]

bingo

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/leon-s-kennedy-leon-re4-resident-evil4-wheres-everyone-going-gif-21604833

[vital marten]

I’ve blown myself up a few times, this is an absolute win

[gleaming stream]

Just warning asbestos is fireproof not explosion resistant

[half kettle]

whats an asbestos

[vital marten]

Fibers in my lungs

[stone meadow]

we finna blow new jersey up

[burnt kite]

Scp 69420 is an innocuous gromit mug that grants it's wielder infinite knowledge on a very niche and impractical topic. Also spontaneously releases 1 mW of energy every [REDACTED] milliseconds

[gleaming stream]

Its a new jersey thing

[polar kernel]

air it out unc 🗣️

[half kettle]

deadly combustible fart

[burnt kite]

Community service right here

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/ied-better-call-saul-bomb-your-honor-gif-24668812

[gleaming stream]

Yk why the fuck every car in pz doesn't have any fuel

like you need fuel to go to your fucking job

[toxic relic]

cause its a video game

[gleaming stream]

Fuck you video game

[half kettle]

there are gas gusslers in the lore

[vital marten]

Everyone was eating each other so I left my car running

[half kettle]

they drink th gas

[gleaming stream]

So video game is culprit ?

[gleaming stream]

You stupid now your battery is dead

[vital marten]

I’m also dead

[half kettle]

undead*

[gleaming stream]

You know the battery price around here right

You might be dead but you still gotta change that battery

[vital marten]

About 3-4 gallons of gas, just hook it up to a battery charger at home

[rain mango]

holy shit

fortnite is adding power rangers

and they made a whole episode of power rangers as the trailer

LOL

[gleaming stream]

Holy shit i found a car with 80% condition

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/frfr-gif-16130206900793883731

[gleaming stream]

This car probably has 5k milage

[rain mango]

woah

:/

why did youtube

embed fail

it never fails

[twilit slate]

@knotty dust Hey, sent you a PM

[knotty dust]

...

Why?

Who are you?

[twilit slate]

Just a random, wanted to ask you about Wasteland RP.

[knotty dust]

Join WLRP and ask there then.

[twilit slate]

I did join. However, I've seen lots of these RP servers.

and just wanted to ask a couple questions before going through all the stuff.

Since I can't actually post there yet.

[knotty dust]

Good luck.

[vital marten]

I was fine with lead but asbestos scary

Now I’m really milking

[gleaming otter]

Do people build bases from scratch?

[vital marten]

I don’t wanna crawl around on this shitass floor of death

[vital marten]

Yes

It’s fun, a good long term goal

You can do it in the woods even and build a wooden road to it

[gleaming stream]

Those minecraft people

[severe agate]

Fuck that, this is the best base

[gleaming stream]

Day 4 and fucking water stopped

I spent all of my luck on that 80% condtion car

[vital marten]

You a feral human

[livid notch]

I would never

[celest salmon]

Pepsi

[vital marten]

A guy came in and started drilling the asbestos tiles, saw that shit turn into a sparkly dust cloud and ran 🤣

I can’t believe he’s not wearing a mask

[placid cobalt]

where u at, in the uk we have to get registered builders to dispose of it

they come all in suits n gas masks lol

[vital marten]

USA, specifically the south of USA

Texas

We have regulation but no one enforces it so it’s basically nonexistent

[placid cobalt]

whats it yall calls it, hosha?

osha

[vital marten]

https://tenor.com/view/willy-wonka-osha-violations-osha-gif-12904413940309591364

Hiding in the one room with carpet

Crazy to think these are children’s classes at a church

[last spoke]

Built a new PC, he's a bit of a prick but the framerate is insane

[sleek musk]

yeah...

i see you went for the thinking rock the biological way

gotta make life first. then figure out how to put the life in a rock

wait no

they talked about pc's being thinking rocks on a different server

now i look stupid

thanks @last spoke

[last spoke]

whar

[vital marten]

https://tenor.com/view/fma-full-metal-alchemist-alchemy-transmutation-circle-edward-elric-gif-15873696

[last spoke]

this bastard man has committed fratricide

[vital marten]

The Philosopher’s stone

[last spoke]

no

[vital marten]

Sadge

[placid cobalt]

its zomboid'in time

its zomboid'ing time?

[vital marten]

https://tenor.com/view/frankenstein-zombie-dance-butler-gif-3470378

[gleaming stream]

Does fire spread if i throw it on road

[burnt kite]

Birmingham is a FACKIN SHITOLE

[rain mango]

reluctant fighter W or L

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/birmingham-brittish-brit-pov-sonder-gif-12430170985001984944

[mellow helm]

Hey guys, personal topic here, did you guys prefer Endurance or strenght? Who you guys think is more useful

[rain mango]

strength is more useful

u get carry capacity

[mellow helm]

Actualy you guessed wrong

Strenght is really

[rain mango]

there is no "GUESSING WRONG" with traits

[livid notch]

Both good with their own purposes, lower one way too much and you see bad results

[rain mango]

i prefer using strength build because u get alot of carry capacity mixed with organized

u can always train running and fitness faster than u train strength

[livid notch]

I get strength by killing zombies, I usually level endurance so

[gleaming stream]

Strength is awesome when you first start it become much easier to hoard stuff and deal with small amount of zombies and fitness is useful when you want to go far

[sacred schooner]

a healthy mix of the two will get you further

[mellow helm]

I think, both are equally usefull, thats why i use both, but i think resistance is a bit more important
Lest put them to comparing

Strenght, allow you to chop more easily, kill more easily , carry more personal and bag weight, and get less muscular efects leas

But the resistance , a commom average player can kill about 20 zombies with starting being tired, you can up to 50 zombies if you manage to have skill enough and being jacked on resistence

[sacred schooner]

though I do enjoy endurance a bit more

[mellow helm]

Im am 400+ hours playing and so

I mean some you guys dont really think is resistance that good but

[livid notch]

Resistence? Is it a b42 thing?

[rain mango]

he doesnt speak english as his first language

[sacred schooner]

residential? never heard of it

[twin bear]

Discord bugging

[rain mango]

its endurance

[sacred schooner]

we're goofing

[mellow helm]

The point is, im a game like project zomboid, the more things you can doo without need to rest, so then, more usefull is then

[sacred schooner]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/986951681822580736/1084893723743223930/9D640AC2-5FCD-496A-9C23-4D46282CF222.gif

[mellow helm]

What is the point of everthing if you caracther get bored im like

30 minutes of gameplay

[surreal mirage]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/986951681822580736/1084893723743223930/9D640AC2-5FCD-496A-9C23-4D46282CF222.gif

[gleaming stream]

You meant endurance/fitness ?

Resistence comes with clothes and armor

[rain mango]

so zomboid has a heavy unplayable bug

[gleaming stream]

Play b41 then

[mellow helm]

Yes endurance, sorry i meaned wrong

[rain mango]

if u have 100 items in a container rn it causes ur frames to drastically lower

guh

guess i gotta wait for patch b42.12

[frail wadi]

get bored check pz updates on steam no multiplayer wait 6 months repeat

[gleaming stream]

Still you can just hop over metal or wooden fence to rest and go back to killing

[sacred schooner]

RAM, MORE RAM

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-more-gif-21856591

[surreal mirage]

Pz needs at least 128gb of ram

[mellow helm]

But anyways , something im learned on played zomboid for that much

Sometimes, being jacked is much more efficient if you want to survive than trying to manage a lot of others skills

[rain mango]

its not a pc issue

[muted dust]

https://tenor.com/view/evil-laugh-gif-2525483758311877936

[rain mango]

the actual game is broken asf rn

the current patch "optimized items" but actually broke them

[onyx igloo]

wonder how they didnt notice

[gleaming stream]

I mostly pick Strong and Fit since most jobs gives fitness but doesnt give much strength

[onyx igloo]

if its as bad as your saying

[mellow helm]

Is just, i usually start my gameplay like robering the much as i can on rosewood, for example, and ride out, make one base, and them i reloot other places like muldraugh

I survived more than 6 months when i managed to stop rushing the game and instead focusing myself

On the little things

Managing to make a fresh new start is much more eficient than rush everth

[gleaming stream]

Just rush mostly thing really need to get like cars books and good weapons

[twin bear]

[gleaming stream]

with carpentry and metal working stuff

[mellow helm]

I agree with that, personaly, i like to use crowbar, its my favorite weapon since is the most durable item on the entire game

[twin bear]

Fuckass bugs

[mellow helm]

Project zomboid lacks on dificult sometimes, game seems pretty easy

[gleaming stream]

I like Garden fork more tbh

[twin bear]

That's cuz ur not doing anything risky

[mellow helm]

No

Im skilled

[twin bear]

Risk ur life more often

[mellow helm]

Just it

So

[gleaming stream]

When bug eating update

[ivory grail]

Then increase the population

[twin bear]

bro thinks he's a god tier pz player

Hasn't played max pop yet

[ivory grail]

Or with sprinter

[mellow helm]

Im survived more than 5 years on one save

[twin bear]

I wanna eat ants and worms fr

[mellow helm]

So yeah

[gleaming stream]

Unlimited protein

[twin bear]

All sprinters and max pop

Lets see him last 5 yrs

[ivory grail]

With max hearing

[mellow helm]

Build 40 and i losted my game for a bug

[ivory grail]

I died after a week

[mellow helm]

Sometimes a hate lz

[sacred schooner]

just don't get hit /s

[mellow helm]

Pz

For the bugs

[twin bear]

I can last a few days with the hivemind mod

That mod is crazzzy

[gleaming stream]

Honestly i dont like surviving more than 2 months

[ivory grail]

It was crazy man I just had to flee the town I started in and I ran into the woods to live

[gleaming stream]

i just like spawning looting and shit

[rain mango]

I spawn 0 clothes cryogenic winter 12 months later rainy weather with sprinters in westpoint no power or water

And max clothing and world degredation

[mellow helm]

I like crowbar more cuz give more confidence, like knowing my weapon dont gona break in some single hits

[twin bear]

Born to zombie slay
Forced to bushcraft while starving

[ivory grail]

Then don't play on b42 and or don't use mods

The game itself is pretty stable without mod

[gleaming stream]

Just carry 2nd weapon

[rain mango]

Or just level ur maintenance lmfao

[twin bear]

Rip apart everything ong

[rain mango]

Like fuh real maintenance makes ur weapons invi-

https://tenor.com/view/invulnerable-gif-22484955

[mellow helm]

I dont, build 42 is pretty trash rn and the muscle thing makes the game pretty unfair and unbalanced

[ivory grail]

I died because I walked slightly to close to a town or house and die quickly

[mellow helm]

So i keep on 41

[ivory grail]

But i thought it was to easy?

You don't get tired swing over and over irl?

[twin bear]

Try killing a dead person not even a living one with an axe and tell me how ez it is

[gleaming stream]

I dont wanna hit garage door inside my car with steel pipe

[mellow helm]

Actualy, when you are strong, your character recives less muscular pain, but thats the only thing who helps

[twin bear]

One that doesn't feel pain and keeps coming

Unless u destroy the brain that is

[twin bear]

I tried Louisville with sprinters. Yeah no lmaoo

[sacred schooner]

with the right music? never https://youtu.be/2yIELWjG8Tc?si=bv7C4aOaDUlM0gRC

[twin bear]

Game couldn't even handle 400+ zombros sprinting full send

[ivory grail]

So it sounds balanced

[mellow helm]

They could doo something like a parkuor Skill, your character now can climb houses and on buildings at cost on resistance

If you dont have enough, them, you fall and die

Btw the animation when you fall on smth stills terrying horrible

[ivory grail]

In b42 or b41?

[twin bear]

B41 my beloved

[mellow helm]

Since its was a trait idea, could be a cool thing to have on both

And for now

B41 is more estable

Who cares if you dont have animals

Im still can cook a rat

On my campfire

[twin bear]

Anyone who farms thinks b42 is the only way to play now

[ivory grail]

B42 is suppose to be able being self sufficient

It not a combat update

[twin bear]

Forging and allat is ball

[twin bear]

They even added some military furniture which is nice

[mellow helm]

Of course, wait, my food storage cans ride outs

uses the cow milk for the past 10 years

[quasi slate]

@surreal mirage full season battlepass

[twin bear]

That is NOT a spartan

Holy fuck they did not cook with that

[ivory grail]

The milk definitely need to be more balanced

To op

[twin bear]

Miak for the win

[ivory grail]

But it unstable so what can you expect

[quasi slate]

Femboyified

[twin bear]

Erm all updates should be perfect and have no game breaking bugs🗣️

[ivory grail]

Fr fr

[twin bear]

It's not bad jokes aside though

[gleaming stream]

b42 and its fucked up spawning keeping me away

[mellow helm]

Thats noot event the worst part, i was riding to my house on my car and crashed my car on a cow

Who appears on

[quasi slate]

Thats all it took

[mellow helm]

From literally NOTHING

[quasi slate]

https://tenor.com/view/james-charles-suspicious-meme-dexter-gif-16862144012666500782

[twin bear]

I may have to get the bp for another spartan in my skin collection

A customizable spartan woulda been sick

[gleaming stream]

I had like 8 zombies inside the bathroom doing god what

[ivory grail]

Yup sounds like an beta branch if i heard any

[gleaming stream]

opened the door just to mauled to death

[ivory grail]

I flipped my car and ran over a family of deers

Funniest shit when that happen

[twin bear]

Fucking everyone in kentucky be having parties in the bathroom loll

[gleaming stream]

Did you eat it

[gleaming stream]

With animal strip underwears

[twin bear]

Yeah fr tho haha

[ivory grail]

No the locals ate me before I could make anything good

[mellow helm]

My only friend on this game stills my M16 silenced

Never abandoned me when i need it

[toxic relic]

lol

[twin bear]

I wanna pole dance at the mall surrounded by zomboids like a true baller

[gleaming stream]

Honestly best thing is Pz is proably alchohol cabinet

[surreal mirage]

Middle bottom skin peak

[ivory grail]

I did a alcoholic playthrough

[livid notch]

Heavy can't still let it go after max insulted him 🥀

[gleaming stream]

Did you DUI

[ivory grail]

Hold on let me see if I have the cursed images

[twin bear]

Drinking and driving while on Kentucky's highways are the only way

[mellow helm]

I used to shot like more than 2000 bullets and only stucked the ammo
Like

3 times

Cleaned initial part of louisville entrance with it

Good days

[twin bear]

I turn my guns and ammo to almost nothing

Loot shouldn't be that plentiful dam

U will be lucky to even find a gun at the police station or gun store

[ivory grail]

Found them

[toxic relic]

playing the game to be like a zombie shooter is boring to me

[gleaming stream]

Holy christ

[twin bear]

Guns fucking suck anyways

To me anyway

[toxic relic]

real

[ivory grail]

My character was drunk for about 20 days

[mellow helm]

Ok but you need to agre with me that is not more satisfying than playing and kill 10 zomboiws with one only single round of amo

[twin bear]

If u wanna be surrounded just sit down under the heli

[toxic relic]

you can play well with guns but most gunheads in game use the gun modpacks to feel powerful

[ivory grail]

Muldraugh, westpoint, rosewood was out of booze by then

[toxic relic]

[ivory grail]

15 cars total

[twin bear]

When the britas ruin the loot pools:

[neon bramble]

guns are kinda boring when you can outwalk zombies under normal circumstances

[mellow helm]

I mastered playing melee on zomboid this is why i use weapons rn

[toxic relic]

yeah you need to customise the setting of britas to still feel a challenge

[gleaming stream]

Now you can make your own alchohol

[mellow helm]

And you guys belive it or not

My favorite gun is

Machete

[neon bramble]

if you're playing full sprinter game sure

[toxic relic]

erh melee is a weapon type

machete boring

[twin bear]

I fist fight zomboids cuz they're all punks

[burnt kite]

Gnnnnh im gonna brown

[gleaming stream]

There is always boxing gloves

[toxic relic]

im shitzing fr

[mellow helm]

I used to get the jason mask on hallowing event

[twin bear]

Real mfers use a frying pan pubg style

[mellow helm]

Thats why i use it

[rustic sphinx]

Guys, where I can find belt in CDDA challenge?

[neon bramble]

wardrobes

[twin bear]

PANTS SHITTED, Engaging ass wipe protocols

[toxic relic]

garden fork has saved my hairy ass several times

[gleaming stream]

Its anywhere tho

Best to loot a corpse

[gleaming stream]

Garden fork is such a good weapon

[rustic sphinx]

nope. I find 3 sledge hammers, but no belts xD

[toxic relic]

truly

[twin bear]

Trowel my beloved

[toxic relic]

garden fork + spear

[gleaming stream]

Dang

[gleaming stream]

Very long spear

[twin bear]

If home depot knew what would happen to their tools

[toxic relic]

nah seperate weapons

spear + shortblade is op strat still

[twin bear]

Hell anything with any resemblance of distance is good for zomboids imo

[toxic relic]

fr

[twin bear]

Melee wise

[toxic relic]

guns negate that advantage by being loud

[neon bramble]

yet again thing on a stick dominates warfare

[gleaming stream]

I really like spear for its insta kills since i could always count on it even tho i can barely walk

[toxic relic]

truly

[neon bramble]

noise is an advantage for guns, only nubs think otherwise

[toxic relic]

it depends but fair

hence the mention of guns having potential to be used well

[neon bramble]

it's less true in 42 due to the random senses

[gleaming stream]

Just put your TV on 10 and any zombie inside westpoint will come

[neon bramble]

but in 41 it's solidly in your favor

very good horde control

[toxic relic]

turn the oven on and leave the tv at 100%

[mellow helm]

Another trait idea

Xenomorph : your radious danger sense are increased on 300% and you can always insta kill anyzombie on behind

Cons: you need to rest double as once than a regular character

[toxic relic]

i agree its a good tactic, i do prefer to be more creative just because i like trap making

[toxic relic]

how is that balanced bruv

[neon bramble]

usually my objective is smash and grab, I've little patience for clearing out the whole area

[twin bear]

New trait: Average PZ player -
You start malnourished and weak with zero skills leveled

[ivory grail]

End of the play through was depressing he was becoming sober and crawling around on the floor of the ruins of a neighborhood for any alcohol.

[gleaming stream]

Make it 12 cost and call it 6th sense

[toxic relic]

300% in "danger sense" wtv that is + instakill, the only downside is longer rest?

[toxic relic]

still too op

[neon bramble]

getting the zombies away to where I would be is almost as good

[toxic relic]

i doubt a dev would consider it

[gleaming stream]

Mke it deaf required

[toxic relic]

then whats the point of danger sense

[gleaming stream]

like how deaf people are stronger in 4 more senses

[twin bear]

What about paranoid prepper as a trait

[toxic relic]

fair enough

[gleaming stream]

I just want trait makes you less likely to get depressed

[twin bear]

Aren't they just better at picking up cues with them

[toxic relic]

weird misconception based on a half truth

[twin bear]

I thought this was disproven or smth

[toxic relic]

yeah it is

[gleaming stream]

Type shit doesnt matter

[neon bramble]

spawning with loot is murky water since the hobo phase is kind of core to the game

[twin bear]

Yay I know smth that's not game lore

[neon bramble]

if you got penalized for spawning with more, now that's more interesting

[toxic relic]

bruh how are you getting depressed

just read books

[twin bear]

I wish there was a military spawn, like u can start as someone who got left behind the evacs

[gleaming stream]

42 corpses inside the fire station

and more to come

[twin bear]

Comics for the W

[toxic relic]

"i just wish they would have a way to lower depression"
-42 corpses in the station

bruh

remove them

this is a you issue bruv

[neon bramble]

second wind is my favorite modded trait that isn't a meme challenge one

[gleaming stream]

B42 fucked up spawning

[twin bear]

Burn the bodies outside fr

[gleaming stream]

More i kill more appear

[neon bramble]

10 points to wipe exhaustion once every 2 weeks or so

[mellow helm]

Slaughter: when more blooded you covered in, then more damage you do

[toxic relic]

i doubt thats the issue munk

[gleaming stream]

Would be awesome if you could make a wall out of corpse

[mellow helm]

Ok thats is a joke

[twin bear]

300 type shit

Lmao

[vital marten]

I escape the job for a little, sustenance is my reason

[twin bear]

Making a chair out of bones tho? FIRE

When devs gonna add bone furniture

[gleaming stream]

Human arm butt scratcher

[toxic relic]

i have a mod that enables me to butcher zombies for bones

[twin bear]

How's ur day so far lou?

[toxic relic]

i feel its necessary and fun

[vital marten]

That asbestos be scary yall. I’ve been avoiding the floor guys like amongus all day

[neon bramble]

it hasn't saved my ass as much cause pacing yourself to save your life is easy but proccing second wind to help someone else is a very interesting use case

[toxic relic]

floor is lava 🗣️

[vital marten]

Literally haven’t taken my mask off 😭

[neon bramble]

fascinatingly a more useful lifeline than armor

[twin bear]

I've removed that shit before gross

[neon bramble]

since it dosen't rely on me getting hit

[toxic relic]

bruh imagine living in a time when asbestos was common

[gleaming stream]

Also if its get into your eyes shits gonna be shitty yk

[toxic relic]

kids these day will never live in ignorance of lung disease

[vital marten]

Couldn’t be me

Oh wait it’s still common we just covered it all up

[gleaming stream]

Now most things build with fiber glass

[vital marten]

A little bottle of the stuff is enough to contaminate a whole block

[gleaming stream]

atleast somewhat better than asbestos

[vital marten]

What goes in must come out or else I don’t like working with it

[toxic relic]

asbestos is naturally occuring as well

you're never safe

[low hazel]

guys uh im new to project zomboid and dont know how to play at all

[vital marten]

I shall fear even rocks

[gleaming stream]

Yk i have changed the Pz music into ultrakill ost and now i am not scared of anything

[gleaming stream]

Do the tutorial and just jump in there isnt much to lose alright

[vital marten]

Pz music for me is a cassette tape collection

[gleaming stream]

Its better to explore and learn it yourself rather than spoil the fun

[mellow helm]

Someone remember how much time fire acidents take to cure?

[toxic relic]

depends on yer traits buddy

[mellow helm]

I think is 1 month?

On low healer

[vital marten]

Slow healer ftw

[toxic relic]

no idea

i only use dates in pz for harvest seasons

[neon bramble]

slow healer mfs breaking a leg while working on the 2nd floor

[frigid path]

Hi guys, I play with 2 friends and it's fun but wish to play also alone, it seems very hard though, is it really enjoyable solo?

[toxic relic]

yessir

[gleaming stream]

Yeah

[toxic relic]

build 42 is good mate

[gleaming stream]

here i am solo player losing my sanity but sure having fun

[toxic relic]

hunting, livestock, forging

basements

[quasi slate]

Dont forget to use the DJMAX characters mod for project zomboid so you can play as the protsgonists

[vital marten]

That brings the question, am I 100% for sure gonna break a leg from a 2 story fall?

[neon bramble]

no

it depends on how much you're carrying

[vital marten]

So I actually can drop all my shit and make a desperate escape

Nice

[neon bramble]

I've jumped out a 2nd story to save my life many times

[ionic socket]

any1 know why pz wont work for me?

[neon bramble]

yes I've done exactly that

[ionic socket]

it says im running it on steam but the window for it doesnt pop up

[toxic relic]

launch alternative mode

[frigid path]

And what should I do alone? Are there objectives somehow to lead the progression?

[ionic socket]

i did

[gleaming stream]

Survive

[toxic relic]

idk then bud

[toxic relic]

its a sandbox game mate

your goals are your own

[vital marten]

Survive, um.. do what you’d do? Make your own goals

[gleaming stream]

You can build big dick using carpentry

[vital marten]

If you can’t make your own goals I’m sorry

[toxic relic]

lol

[neon bramble]

there's getting a generator, fixing a car and getting a bigger gun usually

[frigid path]

I see, alright so I'll dig into the solo experience and see what can be done 👍🏽 thanks guys

[sacred schooner]

yoooooo that's actually fire

[toxic relic]

construct a huge wooden penis in LV so the heli guys have a good laugh

[neon bramble]

after a while it's stilly things that drive you to go to the most deranged places

[quasi slate]

thats official djmax art

from emerge verse lore

[sacred schooner]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1398751114144382988/1400930673966977144/RDT_20250516_2309351221989317899962772.gif

I want it

[quasi slate]

the horse lore

[gleaming stream]

The 3 houses in high fences at loisville is really good

https://map.projectzomboid.com/#61-louisville-3-mansion-complex

[neon bramble]

yeah but people know where that is

I like my esoteric base spots

places I choose specifically to be antisocial

[toxic relic]

i think young justice got better after the first kid flash died

[twin bear]

Waiting for my bbg to text me about kenshi ong

Anyone wanna play gmod next week?

[gleaming stream]

You live inside a fucking dog house

[neon bramble]

nuh uh you dont know where I live

how would you know

[mellow helm]

Thats remember me a pig i used to stuck on my home, its used to be my friend, earlier a few days my cow died, i hamed him lil Baycon

[vital marten]

https://tenor.com/view/kenshi-gif-12214753525704831940

Kenshi mentioned

[twin bear]

Giggity

[gleaming stream]

Yk the fuck they looting school for

[twin bear]

I love skeletons!!!

[sacred schooner]

YOINK

[vital marten]

The machine is better than flesh

[gleaming stream]

like looting school is like high risk lowest reward

[vital marten]

Always

[twin bear]

Teachers secret booze stash

[gleaming stream]

FUCK OMNISSIAH

[twin bear]

The moment i understood the weakness of my flesh

[gleaming stream]

Go to airport there is shit ton of booze that is inside TSA lockers

[toxic relic]

the moment i understood the weakness of my flesh

it disgusted me

[vital marten]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-40k-techpriest-binaric-screeching-screeching-gif-20192683

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/blessed-machine-mechanicus-warhammer-40k-meme-aluminum-gif-16330242263525738895

blessed be the machine

even in death i praise the omnissiah

[gleaming stream]

How many mechanists needed to change a light bulb

[neon bramble]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=El9etWatke4

[twin bear]

Bro knows the dreadnaught quote what a fucking baller

[gleaming stream]

2 for sacriface

like 6 to chant the shit

and one whole void dragon

[twin bear]

Fart is one is the most based mfers 🗣️

[mellow helm]

I just founded two empty cans, chemical cans☠️☠️☠️☠️ i restocked water on it

Im going to die?

Lmao im just kd

[vital marten]

A man who fear naught of the skink of his excrement is held back by nothing other than the laws of our universe

[toxic relic]

of course bruv

[gleaming stream]

@grok simplify it

[toxic relic]

i know the necron one too

eons we slumbered, waiting to reclaim our galaxy. Only for it to become infested with vermin-that proliferated in our absence

🗣️

[quasi slate]

scribbling scribbling

✏️ 🔥 🔥

[vital marten]

40k is so cool, idk what does it for me, maybe the chainsword takedowns

[quasi slate]

warhammer?

[ivory grail]

No fear eat shit

[quasi slate]

i think Uppy loves that game

[toxic relic]

40k is lame overall tbh

but i fuck with some of it

[quasi slate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u44uJ5Z_Rak @toxic hawk

[rain mango]

Is it normal for a job at a coffee shop to ask for pictures of u

[vital marten]

I love it’s expansive lore, the character design is a little wonky, story events in game seem a little cliche at times, but the lore is solid enough to eat popcorn and listen to

[vital marten]

I’d say that’s weird

Why take a selfie with anyone unless

A: you know them
B: they are famous

[toxic relic]

the lore is ass bruv

maybe if you're just a casual observer its seems cool

[vital marten]

Yeah i haven’t gotten deep into it

[toxic relic]

fair enough

the orks are best

[neon bramble]

it's mostly spectacle all the way

which is nice but kind of falls apart when you look at it hard enough

I'm probably too biased to comment on which 40k games are actually good cause I am after too specific an experience

[oblique stream]

I fucking hate this stupid bird

And summoner progression as a whole

[candid tide]

ew only one mana star

gross

[vital marten]

Shit on me when I’m down… Don’t be surprised if I shit on you when I’m up

[oblique stream]

Also hook in the hotbar

Rookie mistake

https://tenor.com/view/fingerboarding-fingerboardingisfun-fingerboarder-shreddin-gnarizard-gif-12564272357385376291

[ruby citrus]

Ted Danson or Clancy Brown

[sudden turret]

im wondering over here what scott would do if the knox infection started in 2025

[stone meadow]

always thought whoever could do this was the coolest person ever

[vital marten]

I’m being told this is where I’ll be working all week, I don’t play with asbestos… boss man gonna get a $125 charge on his account at the supply store because I ain’t exposing myself to this more than I have to 😭

[stone meadow]

where you working that youre exposed to asbestos

[vital marten]

Agreed, that’s a whole skill

[stone meadow]

wear a respirator

[vital marten]

A church remodel, they are tearing out the floors around me

[brave canyon]

hey guys do modded hairs grow too, or only the vanilla game hairs?

[vital marten]

I’ve been told by the floor crew the floor has asbestos

[stone meadow]

yeah totally i do it all the time (i have been arrested multiple times)

[vital marten]

Wearing a N95, hopefully that’s sufficient

[stone meadow]

if youre actively around it then wear a respirator

idk look it up

[vital marten]

True

[stone meadow]

apparently not but thats i think if youre working directly with it

[vital marten]

So kinda, yeah.. you need p100s

[stone meadow]

also make sure you know how to wear the masks

[fathom igloo]

Lizard

[shell grove]

hey guys, any tips on finding the right server for you? I'm overwhelmed by the options as a new player. but most of them feel wrong?

[fathom igloo]

Maybe solo player is best for you

[pearl remnant]

fr

[shell grove]

ok that's not bad advice. maybe something will pop up

[pearl remnant]

i mean

[fathom igloo]

I prefer it. Nobody steals my shit

[toxic sonnet]

Any good RP servers

[pearl remnant]

yea is there?

[stone meadow]

google project zomboid battlemetrics

it ranks the servers by activity

[toxic sonnet]

What’s it’s called and how do I join

[quasi slate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGqbypEMcVA&feature=youtu.be @surreal mirage

[stone meadow]

he was also asking a question

[shell grove]

this is a very useful tool, thank you.

[stone meadow]

np

[fathom igloo]

What’s your social security number and your kindergarten teacher’s name

[pearl remnant]

ummm idk

ims

[stone meadow]

i dont have a social security number and i dont remember my kindergarden teachers name

does anyone?

[fathom igloo]

It’s your password

Oh yeah I forgot frogskis not murican

[rain mango]

U dont?

[toxic sonnet]

What do I do if the server is password protected and how do I go about getting the password

And becoming whitelisted

[oblique stream]

Scott as scott the voz?

[sudden turret]

scott as the owner of kentucky ballistics

he is also a KSP

so

he would be able to survive for a few good day

s

[oblique stream]

So not Tom scot

https://tenor.com/view/tom-tom-scott-idle-directions-confusion-gif-27089061

[nimble hare]

can a suspended steam account use steam workshop

[sacred schooner]

sounds like you messed with oh lord and mighty Gaben

[nimble hare]

nah

i got unfair treatment

used a credit card to buy a game then refunded it

[sacred schooner]

what'd steam support say about it?

[nimble hare]

they said we will only unsuspend your account once you leave the sanctioned region you're in

[mighty mural]

+1 XP

+1 XP

[sacred schooner]

sanctionned region? sound like it's about the country you're in and not you

[nimble hare]

yes

[sacred schooner]

then it all depends on how long your country will be sanctionned depending on geopolitics, policies, laws and all that boring stuff

[nimble hare]

forever

virtually speaking

[warm atlas]

Whats going on now?

[sacred schooner]

we'll send you to brazil, that's where we send naughty discordians

[winter knot]

the chevalier d6

[warm atlas]

Peak

[nimble hare]

but im not naughty

[little creek]

l weapon lowkey

[sacred schooner]

you can be if you wish to please Gaben

[winter knot]

the chevalier d6

🛻

[sacred schooner]

is that why I read this morning that someone was getting bit once a day

[little creek]

🌂

[quasi slate]

i was drawing random shapes and came up with this face

im happy with it lol

[sacred schooner]

you should, it's good

[toxic relic]

is that your idol

[sudden turret]

not necessarily

[sacred schooner]

anyone that shoots guns for a living

[toxic relic]

i didnt know scott own a ball company

i love balls

[nimble hare]

i don't know who that is

[toxic relic]

rugby

[toxic relic]

shoot dis

[toxic relic]

thats a very indefinite answer

[sacred schooner]

https://youtu.be/bUo1PgKksgw?si=i5NV_n0C0XRYBUWw

[toxic relic]

i guess if you ask a question you should be prepared for all possible responses

[vital marten]

Sale?

[sacred schooner]

not yet

soon

[toxic relic]

cant wait to pirate all the games on sale

[sudden turret]

i guess it is lol

i do watch him

but hes not my main idol

[toxic relic]

watch him? bruh stalking is illegal

[sudden turret]

😭

[stone meadow]

i watch you

[toxic relic]

i hope so

[sudden turret]

Watch

[little creek]

my dad can literally ban u lil bro

[toxic relic]

HAHAHAHAH

thats so immature its funny

[stone meadow]

does he work at nintendo

[little creek]

its a classic

[toxic relic]

and he's the ceo of xbos

not xbox though

tough crowd

[little creek]

lmfao

[nimble hare]

wow

[toxic relic]

its ok im playing with my monsterjam toys im a happy man

[nimble hare]

every time I bought a game I end up losing access to it in some way

[little creek]

ill go get u some dino nuggies

[toxic relic]

nuggets are gross mate

[little creek]

how could u

we arent friends anymore

[stone meadow]

sorry i never laugh at anything you say out of principle

[toxic relic]

id rather eat the fermented goop that leaks out of rotting unfrozen meat bruv

[sacred schooner]

I get the apparent luxury of living somewhere where this doesn't happen

[toxic relic]

i respect your dedication, im sure you laugh at yourself enough

[sacred schooner]

chickin nuggies are going to outlive the both of us

[toxic relic]

their lives will be long and full of melancholy

[little creek]

im talkin bout dino nuggies get it right pal

[visual steeple]

Haloo

[heavy ivy]

they live on through the melancholy for the love of the game

[toxic relic]

dinosaur to chicken is not a huge leap

[sacred schooner]

don't make enemies of folks in your own camp

[visual steeple]

I need. A player. To play wirh mi

[toxic relic]

#1019737819981283459
#1019725562337579028
#1019743790178762812

[little creek]

is this supposed to be tough cuz sheesh, this blew me away

[heavy ivy]

what is this wretched thing you have placed upon my screen

[sacred schooner]

no it's not

[toxic relic]

just like sun tzu said, we divide their own people

[sacred schooner]

he was right, he also said social media is bad

[toxic relic]

you have fallen for my dastewdwy twap

sun tzu would be a reddit king bruv

yoghurt male affirmation leader

[little creek]

reddit kinda stinks

[toxic relic]

no shit

it reeks

[little creek]

i wear my ban like its a trophy so i need to flex it

[pearl remnant]

do yall have some tips

[toxic relic]

tip of dis

[little creek]

dont get hurt

[toxic relic]

vague question

[stone meadow]

thats not lovely

you know what we do with people who arent lovely

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-with-alligator-alligator-crocodile-living-the-dream-dance-gif-15460448244414841920

thats me and you bro

[split osprey]

So I decided to clean my PS3 controller and didn’t realized until now HOW FUCKING DIRTY IT IS HOLY SHIT

[toxic relic]

gamer juice seeps into the controller

[sacred schooner]

who's more manly here?

[toxic relic]

infestation to be purged

[toxic relic]

we are equals, brother, we see not competition in allies, but mutual aid

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/gato-anotado-noted-noted-gato-noted-cat-gif-15232071836705052766

[toxic relic]

rewatching young justice

idk if i like it but its worse than the justice league series

[tall glen]

am eepy

its 2 pm

[polar kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/david-hasselhoff-true-truth-nuke-spongebob-movie-gif-10152461791604628524

[stone meadow]

this is accurate because the second you let go im deathspinning your head off

[rain mango]

Im going to learn taekwondo

[stone meadow]

for exercise or self defence

[rain mango]

Both

[stone meadow]

id prolly recommend something like kickboxing or muau thai then

[little creek]

i learned judo to throw dudes around

[rain mango]

Muai thai is cool but

Taekwondo cooler

[toxic relic]

just put a fist under the alligators mouth bruv

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-team-fortress2-tf2engineer-use-a-gun-and-if-that-dont-work-gif-17911768

Best self defense

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/viral-hit-kenka-dokugaku-anime-taehun-kick-gif-11863529638296047479

[polar kernel]

skilled martial artists when i show them a concealed firearm

[toxic relic]

bruh imagine thinking muay thai isnt cooler

[little creek]

muay thai is goofy

[toxic relic]

muay thai was made for the streets

[rain mango]

Guns only help when someone pulls out a weapon

Otherwise if u shoot first u go to jail

[polar kernel]

not at all true

[tall glen]

muy thai is for when you want to be near crippled at 30

[toxic relic]

ok then silat

[polar kernel]

if someones beating your ass barehanded you can ABSOLUTELY shoot them lmao

[little creek]

or u can be obese its easier

[polar kernel]

if you can prove you felt like your life was in danger then its lawful

[toxic relic]

erhm that depends on where you live

[polar kernel]

90% of US states will consider that lawful self defense

[tall glen]

your honor, why did I shoot them 5 times

[polar kernel]

but you are right it is dependent

[tall glen]

I only had 5 bullets

[toxic relic]

i didnt know the world was america

[plush cobalt]

I was going to send that message and then I thought “actually, I don't care” and closed discord

[toxic relic]

what state is australia in

[livid notch]

Your honor I diden't carried a spare magazine on me

[plush cobalt]

Then I reopened it and saw what I was going to say

[tall glen]

Australia is a southern state

[polar kernel]

cake is american therefore that applies to her

a fellow floridian even

[toxic relic]

truly 🙏 I thought the same but i like seeing cool chip spiral

I i

[tall glen]

nobody invites me to florida

I wanna go

[polar kernel]

dont

[tall glen]

chip I am coming over

[polar kernel]

save yourself

its not worth it

[vital marten]

With coworkers like “ah I’m 50 years old, a little asbestos won’t hurt me” I think I’m gonna sit out work

Some tradies are so… unintelligent —I swear a quarter of them think the earth is flat

[toxic relic]

you like florida? i like trees and oxygen but to each his own

[polar kernel]

my older counterparts are very dense

[toxic relic]

someone will get that reference

im sure

[tall glen]

asbestos isnt a standard toxin

its interesting stuff

[polar kernel]

florida is a concrete pad with the occasional palm tree and dinosaur sprinkled in

[tall glen]

it physically has to damage the dna

[polar kernel]

actually really sad to see the ecosystem abused the way it has been

[toxic relic]

dinosaur?

[tall glen]

not a chemical reaction

[vital marten]

Interesting enough to crawl around in? 😆

[polar kernel]

alligators

[toxic relic]

erhm

[polar kernel]

dont

[toxic relic]

[tall glen]

fun fact the introduction of rifles, has culled all the 12 foot aligators

they used get that big

[polar kernel]

some still do

just very uncommon

[vital marten]

Texas gator hunting

[polar kernel]

the hillbillies love to kill the old ones :(

[tall glen]

gators keep growing

[vital marten]

Nah ours don’t get that big. At most like 8-10 ft

In Louisiana though..

[quasi slate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/643273235877724160/1402728400329769062/1754447992.gif?ex=6894f820&is=6893a6a0&hm=7cc58f3ab5f86bd5f53ada65bc196c517f9f7ee5654362682ee9ace51afbe9b2&

[polar kernel]

yea louisiana gators get huge

[tall glen]

eat a lot of tourists

[little creek]

u guys have gayters???

[polar kernel]

ive seen an 11 footer off i-10 just soaking up the sun

glad he didnt cross

[tall glen]

gayters

[vital marten]

Up north east where I’m at yes

[tall glen]

in garters

[polar kernel]

u said tradies i thought u were an aussie 😭

never seen anyone aside from them use that word

[tall glen]

I am supposed to make some beef stew

[polar kernel]

do it

[toxic relic]

osmosis

[tall glen]

maybe I will

[vital marten]

Work in progress I guess

I do not want to be around this floor 🤣

[toxic relic]

bruh whats that shit on the wall

[little creek]

i lowkey have been nowhere except virginia

[tall glen]

needs more asbestos

[little creek]

and NC

[toxic relic]

creepy doll thing staring

[polar kernel]

i dont like that thing

[vital marten]

Creepy kid drawing, this is a kids room

[tall glen]

needs more live laugh love on the wall

[polar kernel]

is that like a daycare or something

[toxic relic]

why would you want something staring at you

even if you're a kid

[vital marten]

Church classrooms

[polar kernel]

damn my next guess

[toxic relic]

imagine waking up at night to go piss and you stare directly into the hollow eyes of a porcelain artifice

[tall glen]

church classrooms, all look the same

it's like office breakrooms

[toxic relic]

classroom 🤨

[tall glen]

all the same

[vital marten]

This place feels like it’s a prison

Some walls have cinderblocks instead of drywall

[toxic relic]

what were they containing

[tall glen]

sins

[toxic relic]

maybe the asbestos is a deterrent

crack open the floorboards and find the cult basement 🙏

[tall glen]

I used to install attic installation

I hates it

damn

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/i-absolve-you-of-your-sins-gif-2852924136091083861

[tall glen]

insulation

[toxic relic]

i love sinning

[vital marten]

I’ve done nothing but fuck around all day

My mission of doing nothing and staying away from this shit is almost complete

[tall glen]

its like 95 outside

I aint going out there

[toxic relic]

what are you so afraid of brother

[vital marten]

Ngl I’d rather have exterior work

[toxic relic]

silicate fibres from a rock? coward

[tall glen]

gonna go brown some beef

slice an onion

do stuff

[toxic relic]

one day the flesh you call a temple will wither and decay, and you will beg to be saved

[vital marten]

Mesothelioma, COPD, Cancer, specifically from this shit

[tall glen]

my flesh has been withering since at least 2000

[vital marten]

While shitting and fardin yes sir I will

[toxic relic]

i cant wait to shit my pants

[tall glen]

casts wither on Lou

[toxic relic]

when i die*

how is the shit cleaned

[tall glen]

might be the best shit you've ever had

[slow otter]

uwu

[toxic relic]

do the morticians or first responders clean the shit off your corpse

[tall glen]

no

kinda

[vital marten]

Cremate me shit and all

[tall glen]

I refused to go into the morgue myself so I never actually learned

[dim cloak]

dolly just broke a vase thing.

[fathom igloo]

Dolly Parton?

[dim cloak]

my dog

one of them

[tall glen]

workin 9 to 5

aint no way to make a living

[dim cloak]

the biggest and youngest one

[toxic relic]

thats just gettin by

its all takin and no givin

[tall glen]

calm down Jolene

[warm abyss]

Looking for 2 or more people to play on my modded dedicated aerver together

[toxic relic]

bruh

[warm abyss]

Regularly

[vital marten]

Barely getting by, it’s all taking and no giving

[toxic relic]

too late bruv

[vital marten]

[fathom igloo]

Chat why are finger tattoos so spicy

[toxic relic]

#1019737819981283459
#1019725562337579028
#1019743790178762812

[tall glen]

capsacin ink?

I have no heavily tatted gf

sad

[fathom igloo]

It’s shedding but it’s so spicy

[tall glen]

did you get tiny tattoos of guns on your fingers?

now you can finger gun people

[fathom igloo]

I want to know why if I dry heal it doesn’t itch as bad but if I use hustle butter it gets itchy the second it dries

[tall glen]

all tats should be bad puns

[fathom igloo]

No

[dim cloak]

dolly has waaaaaay too much energy. it was only a matter of time before she broke something. again.

[harsh vault]

hai chat

[warm abyss]

Thank you

[dim cloak]

she's destructive and a thief. constantly moving her cage so she can take nearby things and rip them apart.

[fathom igloo]

Sounds like you need a lizard

[harsh vault]

cage

[tall glen]

gonna go cook

[fathom igloo]

I thought it was about to be the goosebumps dog

[harsh vault]

wrong

[dim cloak]

my mom wants to give her away to a friend, but no one can take her, and all of the shelters in the state are full

[tall glen]

destroyer I got GREAT news for you

[dim cloak]

?

what

[tall glen]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14968981/Zoo-asks-pet-owners-donate-animals-predators.html

looks at floofie

[stone meadow]

did they ask to donate peoples pets, or just animals that people may have as pets?

[dim cloak]

fuck no

[stone meadow]

cause huge difference

[dim cloak]

also my dog is not a chicken, rabbit, or guinea pig

and neither is floof

also i don't live in the uk

multiple issues

[stone meadow]

"'If you have a healthy animal that needs to be given away for various reasons, feel free to donate it to us,' the zoo said on posts on both Instagram and Facebook."

[toxic relic]

dogs arent 'destructive' for no reason

[stone meadow]

the daily shitrag is the one posting this tho so

still if true, this is kinda out of touch

[dim cloak]

she's cooped up in a cage, but she also gets plenty of play time in our back yard, every 2 hours

[stone meadow]

donate your healthy pets to be eaten by our predators

[dim cloak]

and has plenty of toys

[burnt kite]

My craptop is on it's final breath, should I get this?

[toxic relic]

prison rules

lol

i dont get putting dogs in a cage indoors

[stone meadow]

i wouldnt get a ddr4 system in 2025

[burnt kite]

what if the dog pisses all over the floor at night

[stone meadow]

idk what the intel equivalent of am4 is

[dim cloak]

we have to bc she can't keep her pee in long enough to make it to the door. she constantly pees in her cagr

[burnt kite]

I didn't notice that it was ddr 4

[toxic relic]

ive never seen it except in america

[dim cloak]

and she'll constantly play with cory if we don't

[raw rock]

The only time I put my indoor dog in a cage is when there are strangers over (He can be aggressive if things get loud)

[toxic relic]

lol bruh what

[dim cloak]

she does. constantly. like everyc30 min

[raw rock]

Not even aggressive he just plays very rough

[toxic relic]

how are you raising your dogs bruh

[dim cloak]

and dolly isn't agressive either

she just has too much energy that we can't keep up

[toxic relic]

maybe im biased cause the only dogs i grew up with were semi wild farm dogs

[stone meadow]

hey if its adopted it may not be their fault

[dim cloak]

yeah, we adopted her from a my mom's friend at like 2 weeks old

so i can't use that reason

[toxic relic]

nobody would be able to get them in a cage in the first place and fuck with them for that 🙏

[dim cloak]

she resists, unless you give her a treat. then she runs in there

[toxic relic]

bruh

do you clean the piss cage

[dim cloak]

not me

my mom does

i have a very weak stomach for gross stuff

[stone meadow]

idk im sure there are reasons to put a dog in a cage

[toxic relic]

eh i disagree

[dim cloak]

like i gag from imagining poop

[stone meadow]

obviously not have the dog there all the time

[dim cloak]

we don't. i let her out every 2 or so hours

same with cory

and mojo

my other 2 dogs

[stone meadow]

why are so.many dogs named mojo

[toxic relic]

im wary of housing dogs in places that need a cage as well tbh, most dogs need space and DIRT

[stone meadow]

Yeah but it aint always possible to let your dog out

[dim cloak]

Mojo, Cory, and Dolly

[stone meadow]

idk i dont own any

i do love dogs tho, and they mostly love me

[plush cobalt]

Putting a dog in a crate for an excessive period of time is not very good

[toxic relic]

i think i have a very specific perspective on dogs

[dim cloak]

it his case it's bc the shelter we got him from named him jojo. so mojo. Mojo jojo

[onyx igloo]

so apparently if you throw paint cans at zombies

[dim cloak]

yeah. i know

[stone meadow]

Im proud of the fact one of my friends dogs who is known to not like new people or people besides her in general loved me

[toxic relic]

i never thought that dogs need to be let out

dont they do that on their own

[dim cloak]

we have a huge backyard

[stone meadow]

He even chilled with me on the couch when I sat down and only got up when i got up

i miss him

[dim cloak]

no, bc ours are loud

[toxic relic]

?

[dim cloak]

so we can't install a doggy door

[toxic relic]

theyre dogs bro

[stone meadow]

i mean not all dogs are equally loud tbf

[dim cloak]

yeah but you still have to deal with HOA complaints

[plush cobalt]

HOA mentioned

[toxic relic]

true but its not unexpected

[onyx igloo]

i dont think i was prepared for a dog
because uh
she threw a damn lamp