general_chat

[frosty tulip]

Lmao I really doubt very many people would just completely abandon their tribes and be constantly found by their family members in that tribe so they could reproduce or whatever.

That sounds fairly rare.

[gleaming stream]

They put a bag of sand in their pocket or whatever shit and follow the sand to find them

[placid cobalt]

you obviously wouldnt leave on bad terms, im going over this way to live, thanks guys peace out ❤️

[stone meadow]

why would they though, in this scenario they supposedly dont even like the tribe

[plush cobalt]

Over this way lol

[subtle vault]

The tribe has decided to banish you💔

[placid cobalt]

humans r weird n do weird shit

[stone meadow]

theyre just giving each other addresses

[wraith dust]

ptsd

[frosty tulip]

why would our tribe go through the effort of tracking you down wherever the fuck you went, so you could go bang your girlfriend in the tribe or whatever?

[stone meadow]

yeah i live at 27 prehistoric road

[subtle vault]

LITERALLY

[plush cobalt]

Guys if you need me just go North

[stone meadow]

in ancient city

[placid cobalt]

bruh at one point less than 2000 humans existed on earth

[gleaming stream]

(taste) They had crushed Rye wheat with small amount of rock salt at 6:34am and didn't brush their teeth

[placid cobalt]

difficult to find?

wew

[subtle vault]

It's a genuine primal fear in humans to be isolated

[quasi slate]

I'm currently not inside a fusion reactor

[stone meadow]

that would make them MORE difficult to find what

[vast lantern]

I call cap

[wraith dust]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-thousand-yard-stare-thousand-yard-stare-cat-ptsd-cat-soldier-cat-war-gif-9110270742088459827

[stone meadow]

its not like the earth was smaller back then

[frosty tulip]

dude, do you think that there only being 2000 humans left means that all the landmass on the planet somehow shrinks with it?

[subtle vault]

This conversation is so funny

[placid cobalt]

yeah its like a fortnite map

[stone meadow]

someone needs to study that guy

[placid cobalt]

the circle got smaller

[plush cobalt]

First good point made

[quasi slate]

Frogski did you know epic games added the ability to talk with fortnite skins with AI

[gleaming stream]

Kinda it is tho since no one was brave enough to explore shit by themselves and lived in the small world known by their ancestors

[frosty tulip]

bruh just admit you made a batshit take

playing it off as a just kidding lmao

[placid cobalt]

no i didnt?

im telling you for a fact people could find people back then

[frosty tulip]

do you think all 2000 of these people left on the planet were just squished together in one area?

[plush cobalt]

Yeah then the area expanded

[placid cobalt]

yeah it was like fortnite i already said

[plush cobalt]

So people stopped dying outside it

[stone meadow]

yeah but he says these loners were explorers so they actually did go off into the unknown

[gleaming stream]

Yeah because things were cold and hugging each other for warmth like penguins

[subtle vault]

These statements are what causes you to get banished

[stone meadow]

He would definitely be banished from my tribe

[placid cobalt]

how do you think we found things?

it wasnt just tribes lmao

it was loners going off on their own

[stone meadow]

theyd just die bro

[plush cobalt]

Bro is gonna find out about nomadic tribes and lose his mind

[subtle vault]

Hunting parties💔

[stone meadow]

by themselves

[frosty tulip]

yeah because the example you're using is some guy that left the tribe and fucked off elsewhere, how are we supposed to find you? Tracks don't last forever, we'd probably struggle if you moved a considerable distance away.

[stone meadow]

without offspring

[gleaming stream]

Living nomadically as tribes due to lack of source ?

[frosty tulip]

Plus the tribe might think you're probably dead.

[subtle vault]

The tribe is displeased

[gleaming stream]

You just hunt every living shit in 30 mile radious you gotta move

[frosty tulip]

You randomly decide to leave and they haven't seen you for months?

They probably think you got torn to shreds by a gorilla or something

[placid cobalt]

a gorilla?

lmao

[stone meadow]

bro just add them to your ark tribe, you can see their location on the minimap

[gleaming stream]

People don't know but out ancestors flew like birds for warm places

[frosty tulip]

ye gorillas don't really target us, bad example my bad.

[subtle vault]

More solitary lifestyles are an extremely recent phenomenon and wow who would have guessed? Majority of people are now extremely depressed and lash out because WE WERE NEVER MEANT TO BE ISOLATED

[plush cobalt]

Acres I hope you stick around so we can hear what other absurd thoughts you have to share

[karmic jetty]

what did i miss

[gleaming stream]

Can i put my minecraft bed next to you

[frosty tulip]

Sorry, I wish I was an intellectual powerhouse like u

[placid cobalt]

i present some stuff and people lose their damn minds lmao

im not even mad or arguing, im having a conversation lmao

[stone meadow]

because none of the things you say make sense

[plush cobalt]

I mean what you say is pretty baffling

[karmic jetty]

im having a lmao

[vital marten]

so im scraping this baseboard and it’s… its green as hell underneath

Like 1940s green… I went and got a respirator 🤣

[karmic jetty]

thats a hazard

lead paint!!!

[placid cobalt]

yeah maybe for you

[subtle vault]

I take it he's not welcome to the campfire ceremony tonight

[plush cobalt]

Yes. It is baffling to me to hear someone reject that Russia is partially in Europe

[gleaming stream]

Little lead paint you get the metals you need

[stone meadow]

the mind of a loner explorer is hard to comprehend 💔

[plush cobalt]

Or that humans made advancements through lone heroes

[frosty tulip]

This is the first time I've ever seen this theory that loners who abandoned their tribes actually contributed a fuck ton to humanity getting to where it is.

[placid cobalt]

didnt say lone heros man

[vital marten]

A minor inconvenience

[stone meadow]

hes excluded from our cave paintings

[subtle vault]

Today I learned that there were sigma explorers, I would like to add this to my bone carvings

[stone meadow]

and apparently they reproduced by meeting a nice girl at a ritual

[subtle vault]

Cruel 😭

[stone meadow]

after a family visit

[frosty tulip]

the famous bang rituals for loners, very popular back in prehistoric times

[placid cobalt]

at least here in europe there were meeting rituals at stone circles

[gleaming stream]

Look when people were to leave the tribe they didn't move alone they separated with grouo pf people and same dislikeness for the tribe to make their own

[plush cobalt]

Hey guys I'm back from my banishment to visit family and procreate with woman

[frosty tulip]

it's a yearly tradition

[burnt kite]

Almost like a thesis

[frosty tulip]

that doesn't mean anything to your point though.

[gleaming stream]

Just like Genghis khan

[placid cobalt]

theyd meet at the stones often, thats the point i was making

[plush cobalt]

The stones?

[subtle vault]

The women are related 😭

[frosty tulip]

so all these meeting rituals were just for these loners that ditched their tribe?

[stone meadow]

yo baby you come to these stones often?

[placid cobalt]

people would go off, build their lil home, and every year theyd still hit up the homies at the stone circle over yonder

[frosty tulip]

what

[plush cobalt]

Bro thinks Stonehenge was a date spot

[stone meadow]

this is a very specific fantasy

[subtle vault]

We haven't even gotten to the agricultural revolution I can't wait to hear this

[frosty tulip]

You think that's the most likely option? And not different communities coming together to meet eachother?

that sounds like the more plausible theory for this

[placid cobalt]

stone circles were meeting places for trade, rituals etc

[gleaming stream]

Yo baby wanna smoke this stone meth this is fire

[placid cobalt]

it'd be like a yearly pissup

[frosty tulip]

Is this basically just tinder for loner cavemen?

[frosty tulip]

Trade between different communities mate

[placid cobalt]

youd take your goods there and trade, and drink etc

[frosty tulip]

not trade between random loners who don't know eachother

[subtle vault]

They send smoke signals to potential chick's okay get with the loner program

[stone meadow]

this also goes against the whole loner thing too if theyre feeling the need to go hit up Club Stonehenge to socialise with the homies and meet girls

[placid cobalt]

theyd still trade bruh what u on about

[last spoke]

What in the Milo shorts am I reading rn?

[plush cobalt]

Maybe the ghost of an an early human incel possessed Acres to fill their mind with these ideas

[gleaming stream]

The thing is people did that but thats small tribes meeting other tribers not loners

[placid cobalt]

omg humans r social creatures no there were never loners whove advanced humanity neverrrrr rEEeEeE

[toxic hawk]

Omar. I found the stone. I need you to refine it. Payment will be in cosmic powder

[plush cobalt]

There were probably loners but they probably fucking died

[frosty tulip]

Dude, do you actually seriously believe that very many of these meeting ritual spots were just used for loner cavemen who abandoned their tribe so they can go bang their girlfriend in that tribe?

This is actually delusional

[subtle vault]

I'm pretty sure loners were also shunned so even if they ended up at a social gathering no one would talk to them

[placid cobalt]

thats literally not what i said

[karmic jetty]

shouldve just read chat while i eat

[gleaming stream]

Yk man no one likes incest thats why i banged my sister and went to columbia

[stone meadow]

some sort of AU where early humans progressed through loners who left their tribes and explored the world, then somehow survived that and reproduced

[subtle vault]

Because the other humans are all social so they'd say "don't talk to this dude we banished him"

[plush cobalt]

Sorry I was banished, I'll be back with cosmic powder after one sun-cycle

[karmic jetty]

when is global corpo chibi game

[toxic hawk]

Guys, acres likes to troll. Last time he denied the validity of the e tirety of science. He's not serious

[placid cobalt]

every year, there would be a meeting at the stone circles, for anyone in the area, a big old pissup, likely around summer solstice, they wouldnt just say "hold up mate u aint a tribey!"

[stone meadow]

one of the most lethal things you could do back then is be alone lol

[toxic hawk]

Dammit. I'll get your ass urbanised

[plush cobalt]

Now I wish I were here for that one

[toxic hawk]

I mean unbanished

[quasi slate]

No date yet

[plush cobalt]

No... No... Not urbanization 😨

[stone meadow]

i meam i get that but this is mildly entertainimg

[gleaming stream]

Sniffing the funny frog was probably mroe dangerous

[frosty tulip]

Some probably would say that. But even then, the vast majority of people at those meetings would be actively in tribes lol.

[placid cobalt]

no i didnt

[subtle vault]

Wait I think I get it now

So one dude is banished and shunned from the meets, travels far away to another tribe unaware of the banishment and gets accepted

[toxic hawk]

Sorry its the only way

[quasi slate]

But im drinking eiskaffee
Typisch nach italienischer art

[placid cobalt]

i never said they werent man

honestly

[gleaming stream]

No its like rasputin bullshit when he loners around banging people type shit

[placid cobalt]

read what i said

[plush cobalt]

No

[placid cobalt]

i never said stone circles were meeting places for loners

[subtle vault]

My bad, I forgot to remove my frontal lobe

[stone meadow]

but then he didnt even succeed at exploring, since some other tribe was there first already

[frosty tulip]

genuine question. I'm somewhat of a loner as well, is this a coping mechanism? You feel embarrased of being a loner for some reason that you make up this fake history about loners being insane contributors to humanitys early advancement?

[stone meadow]

what a useless loner

[toxic hawk]

I'm going to turn you into BARELY AFFORDABLE HOUSES INHABITED BY SLIGHTLY RACIST PEOPLE

[stone meadow]

probably why he got banished

[subtle vault]

Banished for no reason

[placid cobalt]

i dont need to cope?

im literally sat 4 foot from my wife lmao

[plush cobalt]

Please don't gentrify me 😭

[stone meadow]

i think he is just trolling

[frosty tulip]

this is literal cope, where is the evidence for this loners being massive contributors to humanitys development early on?

[toxic hawk]

Then get your ass unbanished and refine my stone

[gleaming stream]

The ones who roll their eyes on people with sight racial difference or the ones say i have black friends i am not racist

[plush cobalt]

I said so

[placid cobalt]

look how angry yall are getting

[subtle vault]

We owe our lives to the sigma wolf defenders

[karmic jetty]

[placid cobalt]

this is a pz general chat on discord dot com

[last spoke]

Okay, doofus

[frosty tulip]

Lmao I'm not angry, more baffled lol

[toxic hawk]

"Augh, these people again"

[placid cobalt]

life aint this serious

[surreal mirage]

Zorzor

[frosty tulip]

I'm having fun

[plush cobalt]

The ones who say other cultures' cuisine smells bad when they have 2 spices in their cabinet

[quasi slate]

shoutout to all my sigmas otu there

[karmic jetty]

echo

[gleaming stream]

Thats actually pretty endurable

[stone meadow]

again noone is anrgy just confused

[surreal mirage]

Zorzor

[subtle vault]

I'm so entertained rn

[quasi slate]

my paper straw is getting moist and soggy

[placid cobalt]

maybe its difficult for me to explain this all thoroughly

[karmic jetty]

echo

[vital marten]

This stuff grody

[gleaming stream]

Okay now thats bad

[placid cobalt]

ive visited well over 100 stone circles

[frosty tulip]

WHOA

[placid cobalt]

i love ancient history

[frosty tulip]

HES SEEN THE STONES LADS

YOOOO

[surreal mirage]

What did you eat zorzor

[toxic hawk]

Oh good morning! mispronounces your name and speaks in a slightly ironic and irritated tone

[plush cobalt]

Bro IS the banished one

[karmic jetty]

sardines

[placid cobalt]

i mean ive been to stonehenge about 10 times..

[surreal mirage]

Yummers

[subtle vault]

Using this for my PZ server

[last spoke]

🟣You can't count salt and salt water separately

[quasi slate]

i attach a vacuum tube to my sander so i dont have to clean up after as much lol

[placid cobalt]

im just saying i aint just talkin shit man

[plush cobalt]

True, one spice

[stone meadow]

was there someones prehistoric version of "xoxo call me" on one of those stones

[vital marten]

There is no floor so I actually won’t be needing to clean

[quasi slate]

ah cool

[frosty tulip]

yeah, you actually become a expert historian the moment you visit stonehenge at least 5 times.

[gleaming stream]

mispronouncing part is fine but mispronouncing after telling them how to do thats pretty bad

[placid cobalt]

i never said that

[frosty tulip]

it's in the constitution

[last spoke]

Yeah no, shit is for pooping
You're meant to poop the shit

[gleaming stream]

Isn't there 5 stonehenge stones ?

[last spoke]

Not talk it

That's weird

[toxic hawk]

It's fun to mess around with trolls.

[vital marten]

Instructions misunderstood, shit the poop instead

[frosty tulip]

dude just ask Acres, I ain't the stone expert

[subtle vault]

Guys... I think I need to banish someone from my apocalypse group so that they can discover a new forest in Knoxville...

[plush cobalt]

Why isn't this message pinned @stone meadow it's clearly important history

[jaunty musk]

I’m woke and breedable

[gleaming stream]

@placid cobalt Did you get the autograph of stone henge stone #5

[gleaming stream]

⛈️

[surreal mirage]

What on earth

[placid cobalt]

i mean if youve never been to these places you dont really get a sense for why its there

[plush cobalt]

Very brave of you to share this SirshyTV

[placid cobalt]

for its purpose etc

[jaunty musk]

Gotta stand for something or fall for nun

[quasi slate]

erm what the sigma

[frosty tulip]

yeah, stonehenge was the exclusive meet-up spot for loner tribesmen to bang eachother

[jaunty musk]

I’m always ready to breed

[subtle vault]

I think we'd benefit from another walmart

[frosty tulip]

we all know this

[plush cobalt]

If I go to 100 churches I don't suddenly become the authority on churches

[gleaming stream]

I wanna question i are you woke and breedable or breedable and woke

[placid cobalt]

but youd know a lot about churches

[jaunty musk]

Both

[gleaming stream]

Damn

[quasi slate]

my beloved

[plush cobalt]

No, I'd know some about the churches I've seen

[subtle vault]

They were discussing their banishments

[plush cobalt]

I wouldn't magically know their history

[gleaming stream]

Do you know about the catacombs

[plush cobalt]

I've heard of them

[stone meadow]

if i visited 100 churches id have visited 100 churches

[frosty tulip]

the loners actually decided to form a community of loners. But it's definitely not a tribe, they're still complete loners, 100%.

[gleaming stream]

So you're not the church man like how Acres is stoneman

[plush cobalt]

Guys I haven't actually visited 100 churches

[subtle vault]

Historically, we would prosper if we put another walmart on earth

[frosty tulip]

Omar, you've been saying for years that you have.

[subtle vault]

They're co-workers

[placid cobalt]

whats even more funny about all this is that none of us actually know for certain any of this.

[plush cobalt]

It was a hypothetical 😨

[gleaming stream]

And Half a mile parkinglot

[quasi slate]

100 loners survive in one house 1 week civilization project zomboid experiment

[subtle vault]

See you get it

[vast lantern]

This

[gleaming stream]

100 project zomboid players in one house would one of them screan and bring the horde and kill everyone

[subtle vault]

"As a self-proclaimed loner☝️🤓"

[quasi slate]

real

[placid cobalt]

someone did this video recently

[frosty tulip]

maybe what Acres meant by loner humans advancing humanity in the prehistoric times is that these were just the loners that claimed they were leaving the tribe, but instead they moved their bed to like 5 meters away from the camp.

[placid cobalt]

it was boring af

[subtle vault]

Me

[frosty tulip]

But they were still adamant that they were independent from the tribe

[gleaming stream]

Yeah i did watch it

[gleaming stream]

Leaves the tribe joins another one call themselves professional loner

[subtle vault]

If I get bit I'm taking down the biggest faction on the map idc

My banishment will be a statement

[gleaming stream]

Few molotov and burn everything down

paint the world RED

[subtle vault]

No no I'm just gonna round up a big horde and crash into the base

[quasi slate]

Cambrie he looks so cool

[gleaming stream]

Works i guess

[subtle vault]

It's a welcoming party for me becoming a zomboid

Everyone wants to be put down before they turn, but I wouldn't waste the potential to be a thorn in the enemies side🙏

[subtle vault]

This is also a great idea thank you

[quasi slate]

even the OG music

[gleaming stream]

You sure need alot of red paint

for my experience they spawn alot on 2nd floor boxes

and garage

[subtle vault]

Guys, would you all still meet me at the Knoxville stone circle after I got banished?

[pale berry]

100 players survive paleolithic times in project zomboid

[frosty tulip]

They make a big show about how they're leaving the tribe, everybody in the tribe has to know that this guy is a true loner and will leave the tribe to fend for himself. Then half a day later they're back.

[gleaming stream]

Without their lower half of the body

[frosty tulip]

yeah, the penguin hordes can be vicious

[placid cobalt]

why are you acting like a single human couldnt survive on their own?

[subtle vault]

I'm not like the rest of the zomboids. I'm a loner zomboid. Horde mentality is so last decade.

[placid cobalt]

the spartans used to send literal children into the wild to surivve but a grown ass man could never?

the fuck?

[frosty tulip]

lmao I'm not saying that, It's just likely that many of those guys didn't make it far.

[karmic jetty]

send me to the woods and id die

[stone meadow]

i dont think a single human cant survive on their own. i DO think its extremely unlikely for one to survive on their own, and i think its even more unlikely that they made any sort of contribution to humanity

[frosty tulip]

Ok, how many of those children survived?

You see 5 come back but remember that you sent 500 out or some shit

[gleaming stream]

Malaria

[placid cobalt]

the bastard mosquitus

the most deadly animal known to man

has the highest kill count anyway

[subtle vault]

Even if someone was capable of surviving perfectly fine on their own they all eventually slip into a feral state (observed in homeless, solitary confinement, and stranded people) and can't really be brought back entirely truly remarkable

[gleaming stream]

and with tribe your professial malaria sucking man sucks the moqsuito bite and spit the malaria out

[frosty tulip]

I definitely think a VERY small minority did. But it still wouldn't matter, those guys didn't contribute

[subtle vault]

The humble brain eating amoeba

[frosty tulip]

most would be in communities

[gleaming stream]

STILL WATER

[placid cobalt]

you should see those ideas that stonehenge was a huge house with a thatch roof lmao

[frosty tulip]

I'd have to imagine that if you told your tribe that you're fucking off to do your own thing, they're all gonna think you died not long after.

[plush cobalt]

The first sentence is double negative

[subtle vault]

Tribal sigh of relief at sunset, be there

[frosty tulip]

omar can u stop being so pessimistic about it, gosh

being so negative smh

[plush cobalt]

I'm quadruple negative

[placid cobalt]

do you have access to stone circles?

its a vibe lol

[frosty tulip]

nah I'm not the stone guy

[placid cobalt]

you can instantly see why people built them

obvs the stones were tent pegs for a huge tent rite? loljk

[subtle vault]

I have access to Walmart and I can see why we finally reached peak civilization

[plush cobalt]

Historians: we don't actually know for sure what this was for

Stone guy: it was a vibe

[gleaming stream]

My fucking stupid ass broke a garage window just to realize the fucking door was gone

[neon bramble]

the people yearn for pigshit

[frosty tulip]

Oh by the way true loner, before you leave, don't forget about the traditional loner bang sessions we hold at the stone monument, we'll signal u with smoke

[placid cobalt]

they were meeting places, for summer solstice etc

theyre also visible for a long distance around them usually

so in the evening with a reasonable size fire it'd be hard to miss it

[subtle vault]

They were writing the schematics for a Walmart

[gleaming stream]

No man would survive in plain grasslands

[placid cobalt]

bear grylls can

lmao hotel at nights, thats some funny shit

[gleaming stream]

Woman probably can never been a woman so can't say from experience

[sacred schooner]

any mines in the area as well?

[neon bramble]

too far from the town

[frosty tulip]

yeah, the prehistoric loner tribesmen would check into Holiday Inn at night time

we've found fossil records of it

[quasi slate]

https://youtu.be/bqWaYzrwx3A

[placid cobalt]

i was talking about bear gryls sleeping in hotels in the evening on shoots

[frosty tulip]

I know

[neon bramble]

all of my tools and metal things so far have been stolen

[stone meadow]

stonehenge was just a prehistoric walmart

[subtle vault]

Literally

[neon bramble]

my forges melt nails stolen from peoples houses

[subtle vault]

They didn't have the tech at the time

[sacred schooner]

people who yearned for the mines more than you

[stone meadow]

get your shopping done, fix up your tools, meet a mate

[subtle vault]

But they 100% saw self check-outs

[neon bramble]

they didn't study the blade, the fruit of their mines are mine

[placid cobalt]

they aint got much of a clue as to wtf it was

theres a few burials

[subtle vault]

Paradise

Walmart is paradise

[placid cobalt]

its very vague about what it is

[stone meadow]

does walmart offer burial services? cause it really should

also a walmart hospital

[frosty tulip]

but as part of the tradition for the ceremony, you have to immediately abandon that mate and go off on your own after you've done the deed.

[gleaming stream]

Stonehenge was a night club and people partied the shit while smoking the Stone meth

[stone meadow]

so you could be born in a walmart and die in a walmart

[placid cobalt]

walmart take out insurance on their workers and cash in the death policy ❤️ or they did..they might have stopped.

[subtle vault]

Only for employees as an insurance for the zombie apocalypse. Its so that even in death the carts can still be pushed for customer satisfaction.

[neon bramble]

walmart hospice

or would they just shoot you

[gleaming stream]

The stone people are too innocent for the never ending greed of capitalism

[placid cobalt]

theyve found stone axeheads made enmasse in uk, as far as germany. $$$$$$ loool

someone was cranking them out

[gleaming stream]

Is that ardur blossom star corroded ishmael

[frosty tulip]

yeah we know, Stonehenge Walmart

we were just talking about this

[vital marten]

It’s weird working in a church when there isn’t church

[subtle vault]

If I ever came back as a zombie and still had to clock in for my 9-5 I'll single handedly overcome the virus to end it all

[neon bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/ishmael-limbus-company-ego-ardor-blossom-ardor-blossom-star-gif-9776566458927676815

[vital marten]

You get that feeling as if you aren’t supposed to be there

[toxic sonnet]

Any good servers to join?

[gleaming stream]

The shitty ass ego other than rolls

[gleaming stream]

There is internet

[placid cobalt]

subconscious?

[subtle vault]

The loner stone server

[vital marten]

It’s weird

[neon bramble]

when you have no other ego whachu gonna do lmao

[toxic sonnet]

i know just havent had the best luck finding a server thats populated

[gleaming stream]

The Walmart 9-5 server

[placid cobalt]

ive never felt comfortable in churches as it aint my place lol

[frosty tulip]

what if it's made of stone?

[subtle vault]

The hell is eternal

[gleaming stream]

What if it's loners church

[frosty tulip]

no groups allowed in this loner group btw

important rule

[vital marten]

Im fine with them if its like a service or something, just feels weird being in there when its empty

Like eerie

[subtle vault]

We force the zombies to go back to work but because they're dead we don't have to pay them anymore

[placid cobalt]

ancient humans believed stone represented the dead, wood was for the living.

[gleaming stream]

They don't need insurance

[subtle vault]

If you form a group you get banished to the zomboid horde. Only zombies socialize.

[gleaming stream]

Or dental

Just make it so only hire zombies offering dental and insurance

[frosty tulip]

what?

[gleaming stream]

And Jesus christ is bread

[subtle vault]

I too would be dead getting brained by a stone

[placid cobalt]

they found a stone post in one of the stone circles, that was actually wooden, it had been placed in a bog until it petrified, retrieved and placed in the stone circle. they figured it out because 1 it looked like wood and 2, it had axe marks lol.

[quasi slate]

@toxic hawk

[frosty tulip]

how do you know they believed that

[gleaming stream]

The stone loner time machine

[placid cobalt]

https://bestwalks.ie/2012/02/29/clontygora/

🙂

[subtle vault]

The banished scrolls

[ebon belfry]

hello

i need help

[gleaming stream]

Skibid

[subtle vault]

Oh on the loner group server we can only communicate via diaries

[ebon belfry]

one question , about yhe 42

[placid cobalt]

nah rocks on the floor

[stone meadow]

day and night
the lonely stoner seems to free his mind at night

[subtle vault]

#pz_b42_chat

[ebon belfry]

i wanna know what npc mods are for thar version ?

[subtle vault]

Right I forgot

[ebon belfry]

i wanna play with single player npc ? but i cant find the workshop the clasic ones besides some espesific ones

[placid cobalt]

i said about the 100 stone circles because ive spent a lot of time looking into this stuff, its fascinating, shit i could be wrong about all of it, nobody really knows for sure

[frosty tulip]

This is an article on some site about walking lmao

plus it doesn't list any source

[subtle vault]

Chatgpt it

(I am joking)

[placid cobalt]

https://archive.archaeology.org/1001/etc/conversation.html

this is regarding madegascar

but same same

[toxic sonnet]

how do i join the loner stone server? kinda new to zomboid

[placid cobalt]

" Never stone?

Before the 18th century, no one in Madagascar built a house in stone. Stone was reserved for the dead or to commemorate an important event. Stonehenge also seems to have been a monument to the dead. "

[rain mango]

Goon!

[vital marten]

Goon?

[rain mango]

Imagine being stoned

[rain mango]

Its time

Goon til the sun comes up!

[frosty tulip]

Wouldn't this be more like "some ancient humans believed"

[rain mango]

Operation goonify

[frosty tulip]

because there were probably many ancient humans who didn't give a rats ass about commemorating their dead with stones

[quasi slate]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xGG17rBuwRU Why does every american home have the same white door

[subtle vault]

It doesn't exist (yet) but I think you can join servers through codes or something

Talk to anyone in the vc's they can help

[placid cobalt]

maybe im refering to britain tbh

and europe

[sleek musk]

cardboard houses

all of them look the same

copy of a copy

[toxic sonnet]

thanks

[placid cobalt]

one day ill visit the Carnac megaliths

in france

[rain mango]

Goon

[onyx igloo]

i actually dont see these often

[sleek musk]

to fembies

[onyx igloo]

my house has brown wooden doors

[sacred schooner]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1398751114144382988/1400930673966977144/RDT_20250516_2309351221989317899962772.gif

[vital marten]

Staind

[onyx igloo]

also exposed brick walls

[rain mango]

Goon!

[onyx igloo]

very nice

my house feels safe

[subtle vault]

Sprinters

[sleek musk]

To Fembies!

[placid cobalt]

everyone n their mum has a brick house 'ere

[onyx igloo]

nobody bursting through my walls

like the koolaid man

[placid cobalt]

the illusion of safety

[frosty tulip]

you hate bricks?

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/miyabi-hoshimi-miyabi-miyabi-happy-miyabi-laugh-laugh-gif-5523255195478659010

[frosty tulip]

more of a straw house kind of dude?

[placid cobalt]

down with big brick!

nah i dont care really

[frosty tulip]

This guy is clearly a shill for Big Wolf.

[subtle vault]

It's a perversion of the stone

[frosty tulip]

Wants us to leave our brick houses

[placid cobalt]

itd be nice if houses were more environmentally friendly sure

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/lixovsk-hoshimi-miyabi-miyabi-zzz-meeb-gif-6797695186157910413

[placid cobalt]

stone houses would be better but then you end up with huge holes in the earth lo

[stone meadow]

nothing wrong with a house made of straw

[placid cobalt]

we lived in them for 10000s years

[stone meadow]

then the wolves came

[frosty tulip]

Wolves are notorious for hating straw houses too btw

they love brick houses though

[sacred schooner]

the big wolf would say otherwise, the brick house is of course the best

[frosty tulip]

so you really have to be careful with that

[sleek musk]

buddy you are NOT more then 10000 years old

[subtle vault]

Live in shipment crates

[placid cobalt]

we, as in humans?

[harsh vault]

@last spoke

[placid cobalt]

im literally not 1000s years old wtf

[harsh vault]

:3

[placid cobalt]

bro if i have to live more than 80 years on this damn planet i want a refund

[sleek musk]

amen

[rain mango]

Project zomboid should add ramyun

[placid cobalt]

and if i die and i end up pulling off some vr headset "wow you got a 1003 score!"

my god

REEEEE

[harsh vault]

theorist

[rain mango]

Just wait until u hear rob zombie in the background

[harsh vault]

DO NOT SAY REE IN 2025

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/shoot-tokyo-ghoul-thumbs-up-smile-anime-gif-15186569

Dig through the ditches and burn through the witches in the back of my dragulaaa

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-reeeeeee-ak47-angry-tatatatat-gif-16717684

[subtle vault]

Living dead girl

[rain mango]

Kenny

[sacred schooner]

they killed kenny again?

[rain mango]

Yeah…

You bastards

[sacred schooner]

he'll be back tomorow

[rain mango]

Probably

Anyone else here eat ramyun

[onyx igloo]

https://youtu.be/bN1znvXdJxw fire fyp pull

[severe agate]

Bland

I expected it to be spicier but eh

[onyx igloo]

i cant read my emails because im so dumb🔥

[vital marten]

Milking the clock

[onyx igloo]

clock?

how

[vital marten]

Well you start with hourly pay

Then you do nothing on company time

[karmic jetty]

i cant read

[sacred schooner]

NOOOOOOO

zerol

[vital marten]

That’s a good first step

[rain mango]

U have to get the black kind

[karmic jetty]

[rain mango]

Id eat a hampster

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/megumin-absolute-cinema-anime-めぐみん-この素晴らしい世界に祝福を-gif-2403830803888958377

[vital marten]

In other words you pretend to be busy

I’m scraping nothing rn

[onyx igloo]

oh

[severe agate]

I'd rather have samyang buldak than ramyun

[onyx igloo]

i was taking it too literally

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/megumin-pose-megumin-konosuba-anime-gods-blessing-on-this-wonderful-world-kono-subarashii-sekai-ni-shukufuku-wo-gif-4506635315870202874

Hampster

[quasi slate]

scraping the glue off the tiles when i dont have to

[vital marten]

Gooner

[rain mango]

Why not just eat the glue

It tastesgood

[quasi slate]

https://tenor.com/view/james-charles-suspicious-meme-dexter-gif-16862144012666500782

[vital marten]

Sometimes it’s too sticky to get off

[onyx igloo]

what

[rain mango]

Im just a normal cake

[vital marten]

Then I need to use thinners which is just lab juices to remove it

[onyx igloo]

is a clock a gooner thing

[vital marten]

Sean is too far gone

[rain mango]

(They cant find out im the bakedharborbutcher)

[onyx igloo]

far gone WHERE

[vital marten]

Hotel California

[rain mango]

You cant check out anytime u like

But u can never leave!

[onyx igloo]

NO DONT SEND ME TO CALIFORNIA

NO

https://tenor.com/view/good-night-gif-24514861

(i do get the song reference)

[rain mango]

Brazil den?

[onyx igloo]

i dont know much about brazil

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/love-live-honoka-chair-doki-doki-literature-club-ddlc-sayori-gif-12360645892886422729

To brazil u go

[onyx igloo]

im throwing brazil nuts at your window

[vital marten]

Cannabis Island

I mean cannibal

[rain mango]

Dont put ur nuts in my face

[uncut apex]

Who is getting banished to Brazil?

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/ashley-the-coffin-of-andy-and-leyley-low-tier-god-ltg-kys-gif-6452742049346512666

U

[onyx igloo]

im not putting them im throwing them

like rocks

at your window

[vital marten]

Air Nuts

[rain mango]

Im in the kitchen eating ramyun in the dark

Nya~ ramyun

[onyx igloo]

artillery nuts

[uncut apex]

I wanted to send a pic of my cat but I forgot I don’t have image perms

[vital marten]

Bombs away

[rain mango]

Dang it must be hu

[vital marten]

Gonna be on my knees all day

[onyx igloo]

on delay

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/shoot-tokyo-ghoul-thumbs-up-smile-anime-gif-15186569

[vital marten]

Thank goodness for knee pads

[rain mango]

Goodluck

[vital marten]

The motivation is sleep

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/peta-farbar-petr-farbar-peter-farbar-gif-15417317830124358582

[onyx igloo]

idiot wants in the bathroom bc my sis is showering

[rain mango]

Bros pouch is expanding

[onyx igloo]

Its a SHE

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/lorax-thats-a-woman-gif-7783533

[onyx igloo]

Yes

Female orange cats are rare I think

[rain mango]

Europeans only know 3 flavors

[vital marten]

Yes

[rain mango]

Sweet spicy and MUSHROOM

[vital marten]

Every orange I’ve known has been a strong male

Taking over the entire block as his territory

[rain mango]

I love mushrooms

I want to marry a mushroom

[vital marten]

Oranges have terrifying genes

[rain mango]

Im making german meatloaf with mushroom sauce tonight

[onyx igloo]

I also have a calico cat

[placid cobalt]

its insane that the british invaded the world for their spices but most of our food is unspiced

[vital marten]

Also female?

[onyx igloo]

Yep

[vital marten]

The correct answer

[rain mango]

They didnt know how to spice their lives up ig

[warm atlas]

Since when was cake baked

[icy vigil]

[rain mango]

I got baked

[warm atlas]

He finally appeared

[rain mango]

the baby is due tomorrow fr

[vital marten]

We added thc butter

[warm atlas]

Lmao

[warm atlas]

Whats next

[rain mango]

Gonna name it leonardo dicaprios foot

[warm atlas]

The frosting

[rain mango]

Or sung jin woo the second

Or maybe daniel parks jacket

[warm atlas]

Or just john

The most normal name

[rain mango]

John zomboid

[warm atlas]

John

[rain mango]

Personally if i have a kid ill name him jason

[warm atlas]

Yea

If I had a daughter I would probably name her chanallot

[rain mango]

Jason and the argonauts

[lilac quarry]

Name your kid after a medication

[rain mango]

I forgot ur all super young n tiny

[lilac quarry]

“This is my son Pantoloc”

[warm atlas]

Im 6.5

[rain mango]

Dis my son his name vitilin

He keep me wake all night scream

Grrrrr

Vitilin shutup

[warm atlas]

Not tiny by any means

[vital marten]

Cake with frosting is nasty. This is my unpopular opinion

[warm atlas]

Chocolate cake

[rain mango]

Spongecake enjoyer

[vital marten]

Too much sugar, always leads to an upset stomach.. like how am I supposed to consume the entire cake with this sugary waste on top of it

[warm atlas]

Peak

[onyx igloo]

they always put too much damn icing on the cake at the store

[warm atlas]

Yea

Thats why I make my own

[onyx igloo]

WHO IS EATING THAT MUCH ICING

[warm atlas]

Probably so they can charge you more

[onyx igloo]

i look at them often enough to know thats too much

[warm atlas]

It usually is mate

[warm atlas]

Did not realise I ranked up after yapping this much

[vital marten]

Scraping paint off of cement because 20 years ago someone thought it was a good idea to put paint on this shit

[warm atlas]

Yes

[vital marten]

If I could find them now oh boy I’d

https://tenor.com/view/homer-stressed-out-angry-driving-gif-26302255

[stone meadow]

this is my daughter methylpnehidate hydroxide

[warm atlas]

I would just

https://tenor.com/view/faith-faith-game-garcia-shotgun-reload-gif-27123179

Simply

Use a gun

[vital marten]

Hell yeah America 🦅

[rain mango]

sybau up oxy we goin to macdonalds

momma why is my name oxy

CUZ I HAD TO TAKE IT TO DEAL WITH YO SHI

[chrome jetty]

Kapow

[rain mango]

kachow

[warm atlas]

What is even going on

[rain mango]

schizo posting

[warm atlas]

I see

[vital marten]

Avoiding actual work at all costs

[warm atlas]

You and cake are just here messing about she schizo posts while you lurk

[vital marten]

Gotta at least sound like I’m working from time to time 😅

[warm atlas]

You are definitely working

100%

[vital marten]

More like 15%

[warm atlas]

Definitely not fooling around

[rain mango]

starting my new zomboid save for this patch

about to drop 200 hours into this one

[vital marten]

It’s 9:54 and I’ve had 2 breaks

[neon bramble]

I love being unemployed (temporarily)

[severe agate]

How to aura farm while shitting

[warm atlas]

How fast will she die place your bets

[rain mango]

you have no idea what kind of zomboid player i am

the people in the main chat know how addicted i am

[vital marten]

You know it’s clean at least

Most would avoid it so therefore it is clean

[warm atlas]

You are the one doing the killing

[stone meadow]

skibidi

[severe agate]

Just in case you need to let everyone know youre in charge and you're dropping massive depth charges

[rain mango]

i actually rarely even get scratched in this game

its so easy not to get hurt

[warm atlas]

If you know what to do yes

If you dont

https://tenor.com/view/fade-away-oooooooooooo-aga-emoji-crumble-gif-20008708

[rain mango]

how many of u use the packmule mod

[neon bramble]

is it really so hard

just turn around

[vital marten]

I get scratched because I think I’m Billy Badass sometimes and overestimate my abilities

[warm atlas]

Im aware

[rain mango]

in b42 u can actually just sprints through zeds and u have a natural 0% chance of getting infected

its weird

[warm atlas]

I have survived for 4 years before

[neon bramble]

wdym

you can always sprint through few undead

[rain mango]

yeah i know

but rn its like very meta

some guys can sprint through up to 20 of them without falling its so weird

i think its a bug

[warm atlas]

How

Thats just

[neon bramble]

okay that's wild

[warm atlas]

Broken

[neon bramble]

I need to check now

[rain mango]

people are doing it on high pop twitch streams

[toxic relic]

"heheh, clearly you haven't encountered a skilled player such as me . I'll have you know I am incomprehensibly good 🤓. You should memorise my user so you know who pwns you noob ."

[rain mango]

idk if its a method or just a bug in b42

[neon bramble]

what are their stats like

[rain mango]

i dunno i usually just watch them kill zeds

[neon bramble]

where's the pop flex and heart of LV

[rain mango]

most of them have high running and nimble tho

[neon bramble]

ya aint so tough old man

[toxic relic]

im waiting for them to say that

[warm atlas]

Probably got buffed with high skills

[neon bramble]

iirc it's tied to fitness, idk how running skill ties into that

[rain mango]

from this message i found out ur government name and ur house which is located on mars

[toxic relic]

fingers ready on the keys for satrical remark

[rain mango]

stop trying to pretend ur a human

[warm atlas]

When was he human?

[rain mango]

blorp glorp zip ra

[neon bramble]

only thing it does afaik is stamina drain from sprinting and speed

[toxic relic]

i am a man in space

i never specified which space

[rain mango]

HES A STARRRR MANNNN

[vital marten]

Star man?!

Major tom?!

[toxic relic]

ground control?!

[rain mango]

GROUND CONTROL TO MAJOR TOM

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/overhaul-mha-overhaul-overhaul-mha-bnha-overhaul-overhaul-bnha-gif-10319499458010217054

[toxic relic]

glorp barry has been found out

off to have a pint with the lads on jupiter

[marsh oracle]

Mr beast made a video on this game😭

[rain mango]

OI LADDIES GOT ME A PINT OF RED LIQUID YA UP FOR A QUICK CHUG

[toxic relic]

pub crawl on mars with the hard geezers 🗣️

[toxic relic]

terrible thats irish

[rain mango]

my family is irish

well half my family

[toxic relic]

barry is a scouser

[rain mango]

german irish greek family its a weird mix

[vital marten]

I’m 5% Irish

[toxic relic]

so you're an american with a distant irish relative

[rain mango]

my moms from germany

my dads side from greece

[toxic relic]

erh, yeah we're a weird mix haha

[rain mango]

and both sides wound up with ireland at one point

[toxic relic]

ok bruv

[rain mango]

basically we're super alcoholics

[toxic relic]

just pour the pint in the glass

🍻

[rain mango]

pretty sure nobody here can outdrink me

its IN my blood

[toxic relic]

bruh lol

[vital marten]

Why pour? Drink from the source

[rain mango]

i have a natural 90% alcohol contents at this point

[placid cobalt]

i was an alcoholic lmao

[toxic relic]

i cant tell if you're joking

or if you're naturally

[placid cobalt]

its also rather racist to associate irish with drinking

[rain mango]

im going to touch u lil bro

[toxic relic]

i am old man

[rain mango]

LIL BRO

[placid cobalt]

every culture has a drinking problem

[vital marten]

Noooo

[toxic relic]

i dislike the use of assault as petty threat

[rain mango]

U DONT COME TO MY ZOMBODIA ANYMORE LILBRO

[vital marten]

Need the prohibition back

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/xenoverse-goku-super-saiyan-angry-dbz-gif-1416275111944307575

what did u say.

[placid cobalt]

nah we just need better lifes lol

[vital marten]

Shhh guys it’s an excuse for more cool cars

[rain mango]

I WONT LET YOU STOP ME FROM DRINKING AND DRIVING ANYMORE!!!!!!

https://tenor.com/view/goku-dragon-ball-z-power-scream-gif-14045647

[toxic relic]

alr dudes

this user plays the coffin of andy and layley + atlyss

credibility, revoked 🤓

[rain mango]

im going to destroy ur entire house

with a nuclear strike

[toxic relic]

thanks mate

cant wait to die

[vital marten]

Real

Powered by this economy

Like an energizer battery

[toxic relic]

bruh even your steam page has the game art

self report

fr

[rain mango]

I do not care

I enjoy the game

Its made for girls anyways

[vital marten]

[toxic relic]

doubling down

weird tactic

and you listen to panic at the disco?

[rain mango]

I love the game actually

I have alll the achievements

And all endings

[warm atlas]

I can confirm

[rain mango]

And almost all the trading cards

[warm atlas]

She has all achievements

[toxic relic]

yeah i know you love it i read your steam review

[warm atlas]

She also plays ultrakill so I got respect

[rain mango]

I played it because i like blood

[warm atlas]

Peak

[rain mango]

I beat the entire game on max difficulty

[toxic relic]

lol

so you are naturally

[rain mango]

My mom is worse than me

Like actually

Gurts traumatized from the stories

[vital marten]

That does not sound good

[toxic relic]

why are you bringing in your parents bruv

are you a child

[rain mango]

Unlike u im not an orphan

Grrr

[gleaming stream]

I love my mom and dad

[frosty tulip]

Lmao throwing your mum under the bus in a discord

[toxic relic]

fr

its wild

[warm atlas]

What does your mom play😭

[onyx igloo]

had some of these

very good

[toxic relic]

im glad

[vital marten]

Looks like a damn Klondike bar

[gleaming stream]

Mr aging brutalist is glad yey

[onyx igloo]

how

[toxic relic]

bruh 310 cals for 2 pieces

crazy

[onyx igloo]

i only ate one

[toxic relic]

nah eat what you want its just wild

[vital marten]

I love eating unhealthy things

[onyx igloo]

i also

enjoy that

[frosty tulip]

That looks like it'd be disgusting tbh, even as someone that likes lollies and chocolate

[vital marten]

I won’t be long for this world so ima go out like a pig!! 🤠

[onyx igloo]

there is plenty of healthier stuff i like tho

[frosty tulip]

It just looks over the top

Have you had a Twinkie before?

Tastes awful

[toxic relic]

real

[vital marten]

Too sweet

[frosty tulip]

That's how I'd imagine it'd feel eating whatever that is

[onyx igloo]

i'd say it'd tasted fine

[placid cobalt]

when u give up bad food and can taste the palm oil in most processed stuff 🤮

[onyx igloo]

i think its the dutch chocolate they used tho

[toxic relic]

twinkies taste like someone synthesised "filled cream dessert" in a lab but didnt have any experience or reference as to what a dessert was

[gleaming stream]

They really tried to hide the artificially flavoured

[warm atlas]

Lou how did you not beat ds3 and elden ring

[placid cobalt]

its just oils

[onyx igloo]

LMAO they did

[frosty tulip]

Yeah but ya gotta eat the palm oil though, otherwise the orangutans lost their homes for nothing

[warm atlas]

Ds3 is not even hard

[vital marten]

I tried Dr Pepper without corn syrup and now I can’t untaste it. It’s practically ruined my Dr Pepper

[onyx igloo]

it's an okay cupcake

i think ill just make em at home

[toxic relic]

damn dude thats true

[gleaming stream]

I had shit hard time and stopped playing

[onyx igloo]

heard good things abt them so i was curious

[toxic relic]

you shit? hard time?

[gleaming stream]

You know when you having the biggest shit

[toxic relic]

yessir

[frosty tulip]

Lmao oh my god, I didn't even notice

[gleaming stream]

to point where your whole body sweating

[warm atlas]

Simply use spells if you are having a hard time im also guessing abyss watchers was the roadblock

[toxic relic]

yes

[vital marten]

That’s not a shit that’s a nuke

[onyx igloo]

im starting to crave gyros again

shit

[gleaming stream]

Barely beat the tutorial boss after 7 tries tried exploring the castle and died and didn't play since

[onyx igloo]

there arent any gyro places near me

[toxic relic]

when its 100% humidity outside and you're sweating like a roasting hog while blowing ass on the skibidi

[gleaming stream]

Your leg feels like static and you lose control of it

[onyx igloo]

my home state needs more food from other countries

[warm atlas]

Gundyr? Well you can just role behind him and he is pointless

[vital marten]

Will Rusted metal’s dust that’s airborne give me tetanus?

[toxic relic]

is that a reference to something

otherwise i dont think so

[chrome jetty]

i poke people with pointy stick

[vital marten]

Nah I’m wondering lol

[warm atlas]

As for the castle you just need to head left and keep following the path

[gleaming stream]

You high on meth ?

[chrome jetty]

Yes

[toxic relic]

then i dont think so

[vital marten]

No just lead

[frosty tulip]

Ngl fr, it feels so cooked when you finish your business on a skibidi and it clogs

[gleaming stream]

Only problem i have it hitting wall with my sword and get stunned end up dying

[toxic relic]

mate, i understand you completely
i clogged a public toilet last week

spent 20 minutes deep diving to get it to flush

[vital marten]

I just know I haven’t had my shots in many years

With no plans to see the doctors I’d like to avoid lockjaw lmao

[warm atlas]

One hand heavy is a stab

Will stun them

And then use light attack

One handed is better for corridors

[frosty tulip]

That's my idea for an SCP or something. Some paranormal phantom shitter responsible for clogging public bathrooms worldwide

[warm atlas]

2 handed is better for open areas

[toxic relic]

true horror

[gleaming stream]

I had a bad diarhia and you know one of those toilets where you crouch down to poop and i tottally misses it

[toxic relic]

🤝 fellow asian?

[frosty tulip]

It actually wouldn't we too out of place with how many shit or meh SCPs there are

[toxic relic]

missing the squat toilet is a classic drunk experience

[gleaming stream]

60% of population is like asians

[frosty tulip]

Oh no beware of the cursed vending machine that gives out free soft drinks

Terrifying scp, contain it

[toxic relic]

indeed

[warm atlas]

Or if you want a better option use a spear which will hit through multiple enemies and corridors wont be a problem

[rain mango]

Imagine if john zomboid got a low taper fade

[chrome jetty]

@dawn jewel Thank you

[toxic relic]

corpo nightmare: free drinks

[warm atlas]

Please do not start this one up again it was allowed to live on life support for too long

[gleaming stream]

Untill some dickhead writes "something sticky as soda and gives you slight annoyance" and just throws that shit to everyone

[rain mango]

Grrrr

[gleaming stream]

Irrc you can get liquid baby

i wonder how that worked out

[frosty tulip]

Really fucked up of you to joke about that, this free vending machine SCP has caused insane amounts of economic damages to small mum and pop soda company Coca Cola

[toxic relic]

HAHAH

coca cola sending out their paramilitary to defeat vending machine

[frosty tulip]

To be fair, actually something coke would do

[toxic relic]

"stop terminating unions, boys, we have a new threat"

[frosty tulip]

Coca Cola founded SCP just so they could contain this free drinks vending machine

[gleaming stream]

Didn't the GOC shred up teleporting chair that appears in front of those who in need

[burnt kite]

New chair

[frosty tulip]

They send their paramilitary to go assassinate the guy that restocks the free drink vending machine on weekends

[toxic relic]

i hate the scp foundation

chaos insurgency fr fr

[gleaming stream]

CI is made of russians tho

[burnt kite]

The universe or the faction

Oh

[toxic relic]

perfect chair

[gleaming stream]

that might change your mind

[toxic relic]

faction

[severe agate]

Spoken like a true scp

Contain this guy

[toxic relic]

i am a human man

i cry watching death of superman just like everyone else

[gleaming stream]

Guys dont watch Cook show EP4 there are swear words in it and i am traumatized and i will sue project zomboid

[frosty tulip]

I would actually like the SCP faction more if they exclusively spent their time only capturing and containing the funny and harmless weird SCPs, but they just let the unhinged disturbing horror SCPs vibe

[toxic relic]

many scps are cracked with power scaling

or theyre just self inserts

[burnt kite]

Gamer chairs suck mad ass, embrace high quality office chairs

[gleaming stream]

Isn't how they started with things like the Old man or 173

[toxic relic]

[frosty tulip]

Lmao yeah, make your choice. Disturbing Krampus knock-off or godlike entity that could accidentally erase reality just by sneezing

[severe agate]

I love to wank them at Reddit powerscalers just to make them lose to Ben 10

[toxic relic]

i will drop a fresh hot wet turd on your gaming chair then pay for an ergonomic offic chair

[neon bramble]

some of the really funny SCPs are subversions of existing tropes

[toxic relic]

ben 10 is cinema

[gleaming stream]

The whole 3812 was Bs but the concept was pretty cool tho

[neon bramble]

I forgot the designation but there's one that's an ancient being under magic seals, complete with an ominous warning

the seal failed and the foundation finds it starved and is now fossilized

[toxic relic]

fr, i enjoy a lot of scps but the majority are very low effort conceptually haha
the idea that "more powerful = cooler" is a very naive one

huh

sounds interesting

archaeology focused scp

[frosty tulip]

I don't mind some of them being absurdly powerful-ish to some degree. Like that one SCP that goes to kill you the moment you see it, even if you see a small little pixel of them in a photo

[quasi slate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483294475691491329/1402563518221389865/1754447992.gif?ex=68945e91&is=68930d11&hm=41b4b4460c96b090e0c27289435e3c419c908885faca8103c0e4017e2574fe7d&

[toxic relic]

yes, shy guy, if the "op" powerset of an scp is well integrated into the lore its very good
i think the issue is that the concepts are low effort and not competently fleshed out

[frosty tulip]

I liked the SCP knockoffs in Abiotic Factor

[toxic relic]

[frosty tulip]

The anomalous bucket of yellow paint that somehow guides people to where they need to go

[toxic relic]

HAHAH

[frosty tulip]

Hm, wonder what that's referencing

[toxic relic]

thats awesome

[frosty tulip]

Legit is one of the SCPs in it

No joke

[neon bramble]

it better be the coffee machine

[gleaming stream]

The scp-911 where knife that cuts off your manhood

[frosty tulip]

https://abioticfactor.wiki.gg/wiki/IS-1057

[toxic relic]

if this is not sarcastic or rhetorical i assume its referencing the many games that use yellow paint on surfaces to guide the player, like the new god of war games

[frosty tulip]

ye nah sarcastic, lol

[toxic relic]

fair haha

thats perfect though

i enjoy the subtle meta humour of it

[gleaming stream]

Stanleys parable

The line

[vital marten]

The floor has been confirmed to have asbestos in it, so I think that means this green paint is actually lead

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/rengoku-rengoku-eating-im-back-meme-be-right-back-bbs-gif-24995860

[vital marten]

You don’t get one without the other I think

[toxic relic]

lead poisoning or asbestos lung

[half kettle]

can i get sodium

[gleaming stream]

I hope atleast you are wearing a mask with gloves

[rain mango]

some guy found a basement in pz that is legit a serial killers setup

like

straight up eerie

[quasi slate]

shoutout to all my gang that have pale like snow skin and cold hands gotta be one of my favorite genders