I can't make grape soda outta gloves
#general_chat
twin bear
vital marten
I went inside my neighbors house after they found out I smoked weed, had stacks of cash and all kinds of shit on the counter
Guy comes in and says “bro you got to go to Walmart right now, I can see your counter from the street” 🤣 ”Awh shit man.. for real?”
They didn’t last long, house raided within a few months
twin bear
I went inside my neighbors house after they found out I smoked weed, had stacks ...
I wish i got raided I'd let em take me lol
vital marten
Now we have some really nice elderly people for neighbors, best neighbors in a long time 
fair yacht
i dont drink soda anymore
i just drink sparkling water
now soda just taste like chemicals to me
twin bear
I need to work on my health rn it's bloody noses/coughs and headaches
dim cloak
i just drink sparkling water
I just drink normal water, be it tap or bottled
also hi sporf
fair yacht
I need to work on my health rn it's bloody noses/coughs and headaches
at least you dont leave a trail of puke from ur living room to the toilet and not making it to the toilet.
twin bear
My eyes are also prolly shot from playing vr
fair yacht
also hi sporf
hi dstroyer!
fair yacht
I need to work on my health rn it's bloody noses/coughs and headaches
im sick rn lmaoooo
dim cloak
I need to work on my health rn it's bloody noses/coughs and headaches
At least you didn't suffer from chronic nosebleeds
I used to
twin bear
at least you dont leave a trail of puke from ur living room to the toilet and no...
Rather throw up than casually od everytime i snort smth
fair yacht
i dont wanna eat cuz im afraid ill puke again
twin bear
But yeah it sucks throwing up
dim cloak
Before I got my nose cauterized
fair yacht
Rather throw up than casually od everytime i snort smth
nah man i even slipped on it...
twin bear
Worst feeling ever
twin bear
I'll lap it up for u cutie
dim cloak
Before I got my nose cauterized
aka sealed and burned with acid
fair yacht
every cough i do my head hurts :(
fair yacht
me?
dim cloak
I hope ur not on drugs tok
if anything it's just alcohol
twin bear
Yes I'm a drug addict
fair yacht
im on...stuff prescribed to me
vital marten
Worst feeling ever
Ehhh.. maybe not. It’d be far worse to just dry heave for a few minutes
Or get throat punched, that’s one feeling I hope to never experience again 🤣
fair yacht
the aches are kicking in again...
twin bear
I've been addicted to what the doctors gave me to help with my hyperactivity
Now i buy them off the streets
twin bear
Cheaper for some reason.
burnt kite
Cheaper for some reason.
No quality control
twin bear
Yeah
fair yacht
fair yacht
well i guess ill try to eat something
vital marten
They putting fent in everything, I don’t even trust street weed at this point tbh
burnt kite
I know dude
fair yacht
:c stomach
vital marten
Dispo or no 
dim cloak
Dispo or no <:RealShit:859161684300398623>
dim cloak
Dyspo
twin bear
I take blinkers
fair yacht
https://tenor.com/view/dyspo-dragon-ball-z-fight-power-anime-gif-17519206
how tf did dude survive a hit from beerus
twin bear
Oh i thought u meant disposables
vital marten
Carts?
No I mean I only get THC from real shops. I literally won’t smoke anything off the street
twin bear
I smoked a crack vape one time and hell nah
dim cloak
how tf did dude survive a hit from beerus
bc Frieza
twin bear
No I mean I only get THC from real shops. I literally won’t smoke anything off t...
I can't afford that but i would
fair yacht
Frieza is annoying tbh
twin bear
Vegeta is my homie
fair yacht
guess ill eat some left over chicken nuggies and taters.
or a sandwich
man idk...
fair yacht
:(
neat moat
ima eat left over sporfos
burnt kite
Eat the rich
twin bear
Do it for me :3
dim cloak
Frieza is annoying tbh
He survived getting the shit beat out of him by Goku, getting sliced in half, then getting blown up in Namek exploding. 2 of which were caused by his own attack
neat moat
sporfo isnt rich sadly
vital marten
I can't afford that but i would
It’s cheaper than street in my area, probably because it’s legal 10 mins away 
twin bear
Eat the poor
dim cloak
sporfo isnt rich sadly
same. 😔
vital marten
Borders are dumb
velvet wasp
Borders are dumb
Nah.
twin bear
It’s cheaper than street in my area, probably because it’s legal 10 mins away <:...
I'm in PA so it's jail time instantly for even a J
fair yacht
Do it for me :3
man idk what i want
fading niche
sporfo isnt rich sadly
sadly 🚬
vital marten
Nah.
I cross an imaginary line and suddenly I can grow 15 ounces of weed recreationally
dim cloak
man idk what i want
burnt kite
I'm in PA so it's jail time instantly for even a J
PA?
neat moat
make a sanvich
velvet wasp
I cross an imaginary line and suddenly I can grow 15 ounces of weed recreational...
Well, borders serve a much more important purpose than that.
twin bear
And lettuce?
velvet wasp
But it seems you do not care.
burnt kite
i dont buy veggies lmao
Scurvy be upon ye
twin bear
Swiss cheese, cold turkey lettuce tomato and onion
fair yacht
Swiss cheese, cold turkey lettuce tomato and onion
guh
vital marten
But it seems you do not care.
Or maybe I’m shitposting in general chat 
fair yacht
alright if it makes you all feel better ill eat something
twin bear
I thought abt poisoning myself with gas the other day but the stove cut off cuz of the bills
can't even get sick off of gases
twin bear
alright if it makes you all feel better ill eat something
Yes pls
vital marten
twin bear
I'm tryna be positive shush
dim cloak
<a:Panic:706673963597692958>
you could use a grill...
vital marten
I'm tryna be positive shush
I couldn’t afford a present so I got you this box 📦
fair yacht
I thought abt poisoning myself with gas the other day but the stove cut off cuz ...
....jesus christ
please dont do that
warm atlas
I thought abt poisoning myself with gas the other day but the stove cut off cuz ...
Hey man
twin bear
Dw I don't plan on it
warm atlas
Dont do that
vital marten
bronze moat
Todays Spiffo family visit:
twin bear
I thought abt it
twin bear
https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-i-couldnt-afford-a-present-this-year-christmas-...
I love this episode
vital marten
One of the best
twin bear
Todays Spiffo family visit:
burnt kite
I thought abt poisoning myself with gas the other day but the stove cut off cuz ...
I want to laugh so hard rn I'm sorry
warm atlas
I *thought* abt it
Then just dont think about it again preferably
twin bear
I want to laugh so hard rn I'm sorry
I know it's funny lmao
I'm giggling about it at least
twin bear
Then just dont think about it again preferably
I prolly shouldn't have said anything but don't worry man
warm atlas
I prolly shouldn't have said anything but don't worry man
Maybe yea
sour gull
twin bear
That was when i wasn't thinking
dim cloak
I thought abt poisoning myself with gas the other day but the stove cut off cuz ...
tbf I've thought about jumping into the road before, but then i think about what if i mess up, and survive, my parents'll have to foot the bill, and i'll be in pain rather than dead, etc
twin bear
If i die my debt disappears my mom disowned me legally lol
But that's cuz of me going to court for it
warm atlas
Again
twin bear
I chose that
warm atlas
Not the best place for personal topics
toxic hawk
I can get away with it from time to time
warm atlas
Since well 169536 people have access to this olace
fair yacht
i cut my sandwich in half 
twin bear
Nobody cares enough nor does it matter it's alrdy happened
spare bolt
I can get away with it from time to time
Then post that somewhere else bro
toxic hawk
Since well 169536 people have access to this olace
To your valor and my honor
fading niche
I can get away with it from time to time
Doesn't mean you have to be a weird freak dude
spare bolt
I don't wanna see allat
fair yacht
wholewheat pepper turkey sammich with a nutter butter
twin bear
i cut my sandwich in half <:RapgWag:1040839529449402398>
Yo why
warm atlas
To your valor and my honor
And our victory together
twin bear
The fuck what?
toxic hawk
Doesn't mean you have to be a weird freak dude
I think you need to chill out with the foul language
karmic jetty
bruh
twin bear
We're all freaks
twin bear
We're discordians
onyx igloo
freak or geek
fading niche
I think you need to chill out with the foul language
you don't have to post weird things tbh
toxic hawk
And our victory together
Long may the sun shine
burnt kite
Chat, I need to confess
fading niche
just a bit odd mate
twin bear
Geeks are lame brotatochip
warm atlas
Long may the sun shine
Hahahahahaaaaa
burnt kite
Chat, I need to confess
I got invested in a roblox game
karmic jetty
yall are too comfortable online 
toxic hawk
Hahahahahaaaaa
Jhorm. Old.friend
twin bear
you don't have to post weird things tbh
twin bear
I got invested in a roblox game
Why
warm atlas
Jhorm. Old.friend
I seigward of the knights of catarina have come to uphold my promise
spare bolt
This is what I wanna see instead 🙏
burnt kite
Why
I got bored of the games I have and I have no money to spend/I can't find anything appealing on the high seas
twin bear
It was supposed to rage bait
toxic hawk
I seigward of the knights of catarina have come to uphold my promise
May the sun shine upon this Lord of cinders
proceeds cook up a fore ost for a gimmick boss
fair yacht
May the sun shine upon this Lord of cinders
*proceeds cook up a fore ost for a g...
jaime!
burnt kite
It was supposed to rage bait <:tired:721361533611016193>
How is that rage bait bro
dim cloak
I got bored of the games I have and I have no money to spend/I can't find anythi...
actually real and fair
twin bear
I got bored of the games I have and I have no money to spend/I can't find anythi...
What game tho is it good
warm atlas
May the sun shine upon this Lord of cinders
*proceeds cook up a fore ost for a g...
HEEEEEEYAAAAAAAAAA
fading niche
fallout 👍
twin bear
How is that rage bait bro
They said not to post weird stuff hwre
twin bear
So fallout rizz but i failed miserably
toxic hawk
HEEEEEEYAAAAAAAAAA
Siegward would then take his own life feeling the hollowfication approach, having fulfilled his purpose and have nothing else to live for
dim cloak
So fallout rizz but i failed miserably
tbh i read bbg as "baggage" shortened
twin bear
@vital marten
burnt kite
What game tho is it good
Realistic Boiling Water Reactor. Self-explanatory
dim cloak
so i thought it was an insult
quasi slate
bagagee viphex13 mentioned
twin bear
Realistic Boiling Water Reactor. Self-explanatory
Got a link lmao
toxic hawk
MAMBO
twin bear
I am sold
warm atlas
Siegward would then take his own life feeling the hollowfication approach, havin...
The ashen one would later return to find his armour but he would also find something else………
PURE DEPRESSION
fair yacht
Matikanetannhauser
😭
fair yacht
are these horses
twin bear
Nerds and ur video game obsessions 
fair yacht
Nerds and ur video game obsessions <a:squad_laughting:986561058871312424>
horse racing game
toxic hawk
are these horses
twin bear
For how much
1m tix
fair yacht
ah yes
toxic hawk
Mambo
toxic hawk
is it #5 tho?
Mayhaps
twin bear
horse racing game
Glue factory game 🗣️
fair yacht
😭
toxic hawk
https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-special-week-cute-anime-horse-gif-23093180
Teio !!!
fair yacht
Glue factory game 🗣️
no bad
fair yacht
the removal of tix started roblox's downfall
burnt kite
the removal of tix started roblox's downfall
Aint they gonna remove r6?
dim cloak
the removal of tix started roblox's downfall
trix are for kids
fair yacht
Aint they gonna remove r6?
they better not.
toxic hawk
I consume trix as an adult
onyx igloo
i think when we lost sears everything went to shit
onyx igloo
the gods are angry at us for closing sears
twin bear
I consume trix as an adult
U went back 7 grades
burnt kite
Harambe was our beacon being
fair yacht
ow
twin bear
I'm turning om the 99 men for him
toxic hawk
U went back 7 grades
Damn, I went from médecine to middle school
dim cloak
Only cereal my parents and i eat nowadays is cinnamon toast crunch
burnt kite
Only cereal my parents and i eat nowadays is cinnamon toast crunch
Incredibly based
toxic hawk
burnt kite
I love the cinnamon milk that is left over
quasi slate
got jumpscared by my own menu
toxic hawk
got jumpscared by my own menu
Ayo
fair yacht
I liked pops
YES
dim cloak
ngl I used to love keshi's loop cereal
twin bear
YES
Can i ask how old u are
I need to know if we grew up doing the same shit cuz it seems like we did lmao
fair yacht
im 28
twin bear
Wow ur way older than me
fair yacht
what about those coolaid jammers
dim cloak
this shit was fire
quasi slate
MAYB go with the tekken skin 🤔
quasi slate
my favorite cereal is Kellogg's cornflakes unsweetned original
chrome jetty
this shit was fire
Pass the loops brother
fair yacht
BARREL DRINKS
dim cloak
Pass the loops brother
i haven't found any since my first box...
fair yacht
do u guys remember this
chrome jetty
Never seen them
fair yacht
i remember when the apple and the cinnamon guy for the apple jacks commercials were enemies
they are friends now lmoa
toxic hawk
twin bear
I remember when they were the mascots shit
dim cloak
magic spoon sucks ASS
twin bear
Do u remember boomerang
dim cloak
expensive as shit
dim cloak
Do u remember boomerang
do you remember Jetix?
quasi slate
https://tenor.com/view/buzz-lightyear-factory-you-will-never-find-another-store-...
it is the only cereal that never gets boring
fair yacht
oink oink zoopals
twin bear
Yes
fair yacht
quack quack zoo pals
twin bear
Bakugon
dim cloak
it is the only cereal that never gets boring
bc is starts boring.
fair yacht
zoo pals make eating fun!
twin bear
Beyblade
quasi slate
its not boring
burnt kite
it is the only cereal that never gets boring
It doesn't get any lower
twin bear
I had the coolest bakugons
quasi slate
my goat
fair yacht
I had the coolest bakugons
i had skyress
dim cloak
zoo pals make eating fun!
stuffies! it's what's inside that counts!
twin bear
i had skyress
Did u have the og halo figures by bungie
burnt kite
my goat
Do you just eat it with milk or do you have it with greek yogurt and other shit
quasi slate
Do you just eat it with milk or do you have it with greek yogurt and other shit
just milk
fair yacht
Did u have the og halo figures by bungie
i had a giant master chief during the halo 3 era
twin bear
I had the whole set at one point and ruined them all
twin bear
Like a lil bastard
quasi slate
do you at least put sugar on it?
no
twin bear
U don't need sugar u fiends
dim cloak
I had the whole set at one point and ruined them all
i still hate myself for losing ALL my fucking pokemon DS games as a kid.
twin bear
Raisin bran without sugar
fair yacht
Rasin bran is...goated ngl
dim cloak
worth $2000 MINIMUM NOW
fair yacht
i dont normally eat rasins but
twin bear
i still hate myself for losing ALL my fucking pokemon DS games as a kid.
Still have my ds black ops
dim cloak
TOTAL
fair yacht
i have black and white i think
karmic jetty
fair yacht
a copy of soul silver too
twin bear
I never got into poke i was a yugi and mtg kid
twin bear
Dam now that i think abt it I have cards I should prolly sell
dim cloak
Still have my ds black ops
I used to have Diamond, Pearl, Platinum, Black, White, Black 2, White 2, Heartgold, Soulsilver, X, Y, Omega Ruby, and Alpha Sapphire
ALL OF THE DS GAMES
fair yacht
bozo doesnt even have the GBA RSE
twin bear
One of my planeswalkers are like 800 bucks could come up off that
dim cloak
all I have left is Y
twin bear
Cooking mama
fair yacht
i played the SHIT out of pokemon emerald
twin bear
Fossil fighters
dim cloak
bozo doesnt even have the GBA RSE
I used to, as well
twin bear
Ayooo
quasi slate
i love this alternate version of el clear
twin bear
I remember spectrobes
dim cloak
TWEWY is one of the only DS games I have left
twin bear
I can play the theme song perfectly on drums man
dim cloak
thank FUCK I kept that safe at least
fair yacht
i still have my original copy of Castlevania order of ecclisea
best one fr
Shanoa such a good char
the opening is goated too
twin bear
I have the first version of terraria for ds and that's it for my ds games
dim cloak
look how much it's worth now!
twin bear
Trevor mentioned
fair yacht
dim cloak
also damn this is still going up
I'm glad I keep my games now
instead of trading them in
fair yacht
i wanna find a legacy copy of 7 days to die for ps4
dim cloak
i wanna find a legacy copy of 7 days to die for ps4
I have one i think
toxic hawk
twin bear
Dammit
twin bear
👴
twin bear
I have halo 2 for windows
twin bear
fair yacht
no mans sky still needs to add one thing i want.
dim cloak
here's all my physical ps4 games
fair yacht
blowing up space stations and raiding freighters by boarding it and killing the crew. actual wars.
how is kingdom hearts never play
twin bear
Ew
dim cloak
i don't rememver what the thing is below it tho
twin bear
Flying simulator
dim cloak
And yes my first name is Donald
twin bear
My name is horrible at least urs is normal
Some punk showed off his pelicans and drop ship
Do u have mega construx like a real halo fan
dim cloak
btw i forgot i got a bunch of 1st volumes of a bunch of manga from LootCrate
twin bear
No bleach big sad
dim cloak
No bleach big sad
yeah i agree
twin bear
I loved that manga
dim cloak
i just got what they gave me in the crates
quasi slate
@toxic hawk djmax lore deep
twin bear
I simp for blackhair lady i forget her name
twin bear
Riku? I might be trippin
twin bear
Anime does too many cutsie things for me
fair yacht
yeah i know.
dim cloak
but that's the point
fair yacht
i hate Darkness
given.
i watched this show coming off of Shield hero.
so i guess my expectations were too high
dim cloak
so i guess my expectations were too high
yeah probably
fair yacht
uh oh.
dim cloak
i started rewatching Highschool DXD tho
is that good still? i remember watching it qs a teen
twin bear
is that good still? i remember watching it qs a teen
Not nearly as good as it was when i was in middle school
fair yacht
is that good still? i remember watching it qs a teen
its okay
dim cloak
oh great. my ankle's bleeding a bit
fair yacht
alcohol wipes and bandage
twin bear
I did that earlier but with a razor I hate shaving
dim cloak
Not nearly as good as it was when i was in middle school
probably. i was a hrnoy teen so that was probably a reason for me.
onyx igloo
i turned odessa into a vortigaunt
dim cloak
now i'm double bleeding
fair yacht
Demon women tho
quasi slate
@toxic hawk the main villain i nthe background
twin bear
now i'm double bleeding
Suck it up, literally
dim cloak
one pin-prick, one slightly larger pin-prick
twin bear
Even better suck ur foot!
dim cloak
no
twin bear
Cmonn
fair yacht
i should watch spice and wolf
twin bear
dim cloak
i have... issues with my foot.
twin bear
Idek wut that is
fair yacht
i have... issues with my foot.
clean and bandage..
dim cloak
clean and bandage..
i will
twin bear
i have... issues with my foot.
U good?
fair yacht
Idek wut that is
this girl
funny how im obsessed with raphtalia
when Holo came first.
dim cloak
Athlete's foot? Perhaps
maybe idk
fair yacht
:O
dim cloak
but i've had it for like 2 years
twin bear
My anime goes as far as bleach and a few oddballs
fair yacht
my right foot is all like dry and shit
dim cloak
still hasn't cleared up
dim cloak
I did watch Tunami tho
Toonami
twin bear
👴
dim cloak
I watched the Funimation tv channel
twin bear
Yeah that
fair yacht
Code Lyoko
dim cloak
Before it was taken off the air
twin bear
I was too busy watching invader zim to watch animes
twin bear
Oh ur the same person.
fair yacht
please for the love of god dont make me puke again.
twin bear
https://tenor.com/view/turkey-funny-it-was-me-explosion-gif-12897205
This show was crazy
fair yacht
Oh ur the same person.
an indicator is the sporfo Role!
twin bear
It doesn't load the emoji
dim cloak
<:Saba_Cry:1391144433067757598>
i just realized this almost looks like Adult Nia from Xenoblade
twin bear
Yay so soon Too bad its all getting spent instantly
twin bear
Both
fair yacht
no :C
twin bear
But play tarkov
fair yacht
im not cleaning that shit up again
twin bear
Instead
dim cloak
im not cleaning that shit up again
go to the bathroom and wait then
fair yacht
no
dim cloak
i can keep it down
don't
dim cloak
losing weight from this cold lmaoooo
and i've eaten with food poisoning from my school
fair yacht
well if i wait as long as possible. my body will at least absord some stuff
surreal mirage
Nice banner scav, looks like it was made by a really cool and talented artist
twin bear
It was
toxic hawk
Demon women tho
You change personal faster than yu narukami
twin bear
🗣️ zozo needs to become famous doing arts
fair yacht
nope..cant do it i think its coming up again....
toxic hawk
<@312907447784177666> djmax lore deep
Who these people
twin bear
Wuts wrong with a change in pfp
quasi slate
Who these people
thats clear fail and lena
dim cloak
oh god brb
i told you to prepare!
vital marten
this delayed fall LMAO
twin bear
I have hacked the mainframe
dim cloak
I have hacked the mainframe
of reality
dim cloak
if i could i would at least remove my insecurities
after that... hm... maybe a bit of spacial manipulation... 
fair yacht
alright im back
twin bear
I'd bring back splitscreen
fair yacht
nah i just threw up
maybe its better if i dont eat much at all.
at least until this passes
twin bear
Maybe.
twin bear
Gross might as well eat those shit ass orange peanuts 😭
fair yacht
DONT YOU EVER talk shit about animal crackers
twin bear
Man i HATE those things, what are those peanuts even made from
fair yacht
gross
dim cloak
DONT YOU EVER talk shit about animal crackers
not animal crackers
twin bear
Toxic waste
fair yacht
wait wtf
they arent in the cell anymore
WHEN THE FUCK DID THEY CHANGE IT
they dont even have the string to carry it anymore! 😭
neat moat
lmao
dim cloak
no this shit
neat moat
old spork
twin bear
Old ass mfers
twin bear
Everyone in chat is an old fart rn
dim cloak
no this shit
these disgusting packing peanuts they call marshmallows
dawn jewel
they dont even have the string to carry it anymore! 😭
I miss the rectangle with the string holding on for dear life
fair yacht
im not old!
twin bear
scav did your animal crackers not have a string?
Yes but they sucked personally
neat moat
im not old!
nap time!
neat moat
Yes but they sucked personally
true
fair yacht
fuck it. tuesday im getting a big ol bag of animal crackers!
twin bear
I just didn't like the crackers themselves they're a bit dry
fair yacht
😋
dim cloak
scav did your animal crackers not have a string?
what? string?
fair yacht
the box of animal crackers used to have a string and be behind bars
dim cloak
I just didn't like the crackers themselves they're a bit dry
that's the point lol
twin bear
I liked big league chew and count chocula
twin bear
As a snack
neat moat
get some then sporfo
neat moat
destroyer doesnt know
vital marten
That’s the only damn thing my friend would offer when I asked if he had any snacks
Bro would be eating popcorn or some and be like “well I got some crackers” 😭
neat moat
blehhhh
dim cloak
did they come in animal cracker boxes as like a toy?
neat moat
are you a waterfall or protected vomit kinda gal sporfo?
twin bear
I remember my first ipod
dawn jewel
No we defend puke
neat moat
merry what kinda puke that do
dawn jewel
It saves the world
fair yacht
twin bear
Puke and vomit are different no?
neat moat
not really afaik
dawn jewel
I use them synonymously?
vital marten
They are the same
fair yacht
wait whya re those inflatable
dawn jewel
Is there a difference
fair yacht
wtf
dawn jewel
Ok i thought so
candid patio
finally a dystopian future i'm okay with
twin bear
What a weird say to say u frew up
fair yacht
but yeah the box looked like that
neat moat
merry did you end up puking
dawn jewel
merry did you end up puking
I did
ivory grail
Gurt
neat moat
What a weird say to say u frew up
did it hit you on the way down?
dawn jewel
Atleast twice
fair yacht
are you a waterfall or protected vomit kinda gal sporfo?
this morning it was like..a waterfall
dawn jewel
HEHE
fair yacht
(I had just had my coffee)
dim cloak
Puke and vomit are different no?
i think puke is when it's just stomach acid. vomit is when there's digested food in it
ivory grail
I'm sorry gurt I have fucked up
neat moat
this morning it was like..a waterfall
waterfall solidarity 🤝
twin bear
did it hit you on the way down?
I threw up yesterday
dawn jewel
When i was in middle school, i wanted a pet monkey that could rest on my shoulder
twin bear
Not today
fair yacht
nommers
twin bear
Didn't even bleed today I'm actually doing alr rn
neat moat
I threw up yesterday
no scav that- that was a joke
dim cloak
i left a trail to the bathroom.
I keep telling you. if you feel it. go. wait. in the. bathroom!
fair yacht
ayoo these and the chocolate ones are goated
neat moat
I'm sorry gurt I have fucked up
wdym
fair yacht
I keep telling you. if you feel it. go. wait. in the. bathroom!
this was this morning dstroyer!
toxic hawk
thats clear fail and lena
Nah around them
twin bear
Nah the aliens u could mold and eat tho
dim cloak
I'm sorry gurt I have fucked up
who'd you kill
twin bear
If u know u know
neat moat
At my enemies
you coulda done that yourself
dim cloak
this was this morning dstroyer!
I'm talking about earlier
dawn jewel
you coulda done that yourself
HOW
ivory grail
wdym
I didn't sleep until 6am and I woke up 3pm I fucked my sleep schedule. I have commit the worst crime fucking up my already fucked sleep schedule
neat moat
by acting like you usually do
candid patio
ayoo these and the chocolate ones are goated
this poverty trash shit right here
is super hot fire 10/10 trash food.
fair yacht
i dont care
dawn jewel
I can’t poop at will nor am i dimbt
twin bear
Grilled cheese in a microwave
neat moat
I didn't sleep until 6am and I woke up 3pm I fucked my sleep schedule. I have co...
you better fix that shit asap. You know how?
ivory grail
who'd you kill
My sleep schedule before a week that I need to wake up at 5am each day
dim cloak
k gonna go put neosporin and bandage my foot now
fair yacht
now the Kraft character mac n cheese...that goes hard
fair yacht
k gonna go put neosporin and bandage my foot now
you didnt before when i told you to?
:(
vital marten
Grilled cheese in a microwave
fair yacht
grilled cheese in a toaster
vital marten
No toaster oven
twin bear
now the Kraft character mac n cheese...that goes hard
Star wars
ivory grail
you better fix that shit asap. You know how?
No sleep for me. We go all a way around until it fixed
twin bear
When clone wars was big I got them all the time
fair yacht
i cant eat regular kraft
(got sick off it)
(well not THAT)
(i had a cold while eating it)
twin bear
Girly girl 😭
fair yacht
(so i only eat velveeta or character shapes
twin bear
I eat wvt i have
vital marten
Vegeta
twin bear
<:gihun:901505769323778109>
I can't buy a toaster
ivory grail
k gonna go put neosporin and bandage my foot now
The fuck you did?
twin bear
Shut up ong
vital marten
twin bear
Dammit double sending
twin bear
Wait until u get heat stroke outta nowhere like my mom
fair yacht
i got heat exaustion once
twin bear
I'm glad I'm a boy
fair yacht
lmao
twin bear
I needa find an mtg group
dim cloak
The fuck you did?
scraped off some scabs
twin bear
Nobody even plays that here smh
neat moat
standing up while peeing is a very sought after ability I hear
vital marten
Magic?
dim cloak
also nvm
fair yacht
standing up while peeing is a very sought after ability I hear
nah
dim cloak
out of neosporin apparently
twin bear
standing up while peeing is a very sought after ability I hear
I sit
twin bear
Boosters are 15 a person to play
fair yacht
just sit its much easier
ivory grail
scraped off some scabs
Clean it off before just to make sure it clean your nails can be dirty even when it doesn't look like it
neat moat
whats a booster
twin bear
I can't say why i sit without getting nuked
fair yacht
.-.
vital marten
whats a booster
Booster packs for MTG card game
neat moat
we know why you sit
twin bear
Not becus I'm a twink ok
neat moat
Booster packs for MTG card game
people still buy those?
fair yacht
cant eat anything anyway
twin bear
Alot
fair yacht
(im still drinking water dw)
vital marten
Yeah it’s still popular lmao
twin bear
Mtg is worth more on average than pokemon cards
vital marten
^^
neat moat
hey scav, if a twink eats a twikie. Is that technically cannibalism?
twin bear
Nah
dim cloak
people still buy those?
y... yeah. pokemon cards, depending, can be worth thousands
neat moat
cannibalism can be both legal and cannibalism
twin bear
I got tons of 200 dollar magic cards that aren't very rare
dim cloak
Yeah but those are rare
exactly. rare usually means expensive
dim cloak
I got tons of 200 dollar magic cards that aren't very rare
tbf magic is an expensive card game inofitself
twin bear
cannibalism can be both legal and cannibalism
Only cannybalism if it's illegal in my eyes
quasi slate
sus lyric
twin bear
tbf magic is an expensive card game inofitself
The airsoft of card games
neat moat
idk if Id agree with that scav
fair yacht
do i arma or
twin bear
With a shit planeswalker
fair yacht
FFXIV
neat moat
arma arma
twin bear
do i arma or
Arma all the way
fair yacht
🤔
vital marten
ArmA 100%
twin bear
Better be 3 tho
fair yacht
ofc arma 3
twin bear
Reforger is ASSSSS
fair yacht
the others dont have antistasi
twin bear
Needs more
neat moat
whats wrong with 1 and 2
twin bear
Also cold war icky
fair yacht
why did they decide to put out Reforger
twin bear
2 is fun but ass
fair yacht
instead of working on A4
vital marten
Reforger has gotten better with its community servers
twin bear
Ass editor and mods
twin bear
Reforger has gotten better with its community servers
The dayz mod is fun
Actual zombies now
vital marten
instead of working on A4
Reforger is a testing ground for features that should be going into A4..?
fair yacht
dayz wont be fun until they add an actual singleplayer mode
twin bear
I found a vape
fair yacht
actually
twin bear
Owee
vital marten
How fun is dayz in SP? I feel like It needs people actively trying to kill you for beans
fair yacht
How fun is dayz in SP? I feel like It needs people actively trying to kill you f...
thats why i get mods that add AI :D
twin bear
For free too
twin bear
Dayz ai sounds buggy
vital marten
It does lmao
twin bear
what hort?
Oowee* typo
vital marten
Do they loot?
neat moat
did the vape hurt you?
twin bear
I need to quit smoking before my teeth rot
hollow swallow
did the vape hurt you?
The vape heals me what hurt me was her…..😔☹️😔☹️
twin bear
Cake was right i can taste the tar now for some reason
vital marten
did the vape hurt you?
It xploded
fair yacht
It xploded
neat moat
yeah, maybe ease off
vital marten
I swear I’ve heard that in black ops zombies
twin bear
@arctic sundial want a new song recommendation?
neat moat
hollow swallow
I swear I’ve heard that in black ops zombies
Nuke sound
vital marten
fair yacht
https://tenor.com/view/cod-cod-zombies-zombies-call-of-duty-call-of-duty-black-o...
i can hear the noise...
twin bear
Fuckass map
ivory grail
So some of you guys know i have a thyroid disorder... disease? I recently got it tested again because it was basically dormant expect like it was only affecting my weight gain. But I started to had more symptoms like 4 months ago and two months ago I got tested and it was basically not dormant anymore. You wanna know when I can speak to the thyroid doctor. Next fucking year January 28. I already sound like a fucking mechanical creature from how my joint pop each time i get up. My whole body is stiff as a fucking board.
vital marten
So some of you guys know i have a thyroid disorder... disease? I recently got it...
American?
fair yacht
i really like
burnt kite
https://tenor.com/view/cod-cod-zombies-zombies-call-of-duty-call-of-duty-black-o...
I see red
fair yacht
the animations in FFXIV
ivory grail
They called me BTW to remind that I have a appointment on that day like bitch we aren't even close
hollow swallow
Sounds a lot like Canadian health care
vital marten
Cad healthcare sucks too?
twin bear
This reminds me my thyroid is prollt fucked since I'm like 120lbs
ivory grail
Oh also they said it just to MEET THE DOCTOR NOTHING ELSE. And and it gonna be zoom call
hollow swallow
America’s health care can be very quick it’s just gonna cost you a billion dollars
ivory grail
I HAVE TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL NEXT YEAR TO SIT IN A ROOM WHILE THE DOCTOR IS IN LA LIKE JUST DO IT NOW THEN?
vital marten
Hence the 60k in debt
I have good credit and financial situation but all it takes is one hospital visit and kaboom there goes it all 😆
twin bear
My dentist was at the office one year and didn't even come out
Had to go back months later
twin bear
I have good credit and financial situation but all it takes is one hospital visi...
I can't even buy a car
To get out of here
vital marten
I’ve been attempting that for awhile now, gonna get the cheapest junker since Texas doesn’t do vehicle inspections anymore
twin bear
Inspection costs money here, insurance and to top it off i gotta put down payments on the ride
Oh shit i got paid
hollow swallow
Alcohol and nicotine is so lame the only drug I participate in is marijuana
twin bear
Alcohol and nicotine is so lame the only drug I participate in is marijuana
Back to the mines
hollow swallow
I used to drink alcohol every day but that shits bad💔
twin bear
I'm buying vodka tonight
Just have to wait for the druggies to stop camping the liquor store
twin bear
Bro isn't a man
I drink half a bottle in a sitting
I control my drinking im the booze bender
vital marten
Vodka is okay.. but only every once in awhile, I always hate myself after drinking it because the end result isn’t ever worth it 😆
It’s my primary drink though, beers just more pee than drinking
twin bear
I drink to ignore everything
vital marten
I drink half a bottle in a sitting
Most I have is a few shots and I’m done for the night
hollow swallow
I stopped drinking because of liver problems
dim cloak
I drink half a bottle in a sitting
i can drink a bottle, in cocktail form. i don't like the taste of alcohol by itself
twin bear
I like the way it burns
hollow swallow
Alcohol kills😢
dim cloak
I like the way it burns
same. kinda
dim cloak
Alcohol kills😢
yeah. so does smoking. but that never stopped anyone for the most part
twin bear
If i had the money I'd buy gold sloggy
vital marten
You know you’ve had too much when you get a hot flash and salvia production amps up by 100x
dim cloak
Moderation 👍
exactly
vital marten
twin bear
That shit is GOOODDDD
twin bear
You know you’ve had too much when you get a hot flash and salvia production amps...
I normally ruin a friendship and pass out to end the night
dim cloak
anyone ever had "not your father's rootbeer" ? I wanna try it someday
twin bear
anyone ever had "not your father's rootbeer" ? I wanna try it someday
YES
Tastes like rootbeer man
It rly does
dim cloak
Tastes like rootbeer man
I LOVE root beer, i can imagine i would drink that shit into oblivion
vital marten
twin bear
They only sell 4 packs here tho
dim cloak
They only sell 4 packs here tho
they don't sell it anywhere here in Indiana
even at liquor shops
twin bear
Surprised u mentioned it i literally tried it for the first time the other week
I took a pic and sent my drinking materials😭
dawn jewel
https://tenor.com/view/getcampedonnerd-gif-26208571
YUMM
dim cloak
My dad has been hyping it up for like 5 years now (I'm 26)
twin bear
Oop nvm
quasi slate
i threw
wild stirrup
For Kingsmouth Island, what is the game preset? I know infection is on and so is Sprinters, but is there unlimited zombies?
neat moat
is rootbeer your favorite drink?
twin bear
I have homelanders voice in tarkov 🫰
neat moat
NOOOOOOOO
twin bear
No i like jones soda
neat moat
never heard of it
vital marten
Singing time 
twin bear
Blue raspberry anyway
neat moat
in the rain
twin bear
Purple rain
neat moat
the water behind the slaughter 
vital marten
Hungry like a wolf
Yes
Probably not purple rain though, that’d be a stretch
vital marten
My voice suits songs more like Five Finger Death Punch
twin bear
Holy divvaaaa
vital marten
And yes those are good
twin bear
My voice suits songs more like Five Finger Death Punch
😫 which ones u like
I like the older stuff alot but the newer stuff ain't bad
At least it's better than whst godsmack is doin
vital marten
Wrong Side of Heaven, Bad Company, Jekyll and Hyde, Wash it all Away, A little bit off, and House of the Rising Sun
Also artists like Creed, 3 doors down, and Staind
modest night
Hi chat 🙂
twin bear
ricky dicky doo dah grimes
vital marten
My all time favorite song would have to be Kryptonite
Though I listen to a bit of everything, could be rock one day and old ass jazz the next 😆
Music is amazing
muted iris
wsg slimes
vital marten
Neon Moon by Brooks and Dunn ❤️
twin bear
The beer don't cheat the whiskey don't hurt me cigarettes don't tell made up stories
Lou ur very based.
cozy drawing music
slow otter
It ain't the love that grips me, must be the whiskey 😭
twin bear
twin bear
I think it's time to see if the liquor store iz open hehee
twin bear
I actually forgot i had this. Almost gone but skillets monster came on so it's bottoms up
Dammmm now change is playin
It rly is drinkin time
quasi slate
@toxic hawk DJMAX lore deep
livid notch
I actually forgot i had this. Almost gone but skillets monster came on so it's b...
Gimme some
rain mango
am i able to find a summary of everything in b42 so far somewhere? stopped keeping up recently and pretty much forgot all the additions
twin bear
Gimme some
Oh dude it's so cold
If i had more I'd share hahaa
And i watched a change in you
livid notch
Oh dude it's so cold <:drunk:721361533271146537>
I always wanted to taste vodka, too bad I cannot
neat moat
light arent you too young to drink 🧐
livid notch
light arent you too young to drink 🧐
neat moat
here
livid notch
There are no alcohol laws here white boy
neat moat
put it in a sippy cup for light
neat moat
wdym
neat moat
what does bbg mean
twin bear
@livid notch how are u man?
twin bear
what does bbg mean
Baby girl
neat moat
IM NOT
vital marten
Poor Gurt
neat moat
ahem
vital marten
neat moat
:(
livid notch
<@1007227393028665375> how are u man?
happy
twin bear
Better not be a minor or I'm nuked
twin bear
<a:DIEDIEDIEDIE:1159662550363947090> happy
That's awesome to hear dude
dawn jewel
Fish
twin bear
Glad ur having a good time in world server 1
neat moat
merri c bo coo
dawn jewel
twin bear
New patch is coming soon tho
neat moat
merry eating cam
neat moat
merry should stop drinking
neat moat
smh