general_chat

[stone meadow]

omar

you are a perfect user

[fair yacht]

am i on the list

[plush cobalt]

I've committed many crimes

[toxic relic]

getting on? bruv im getting off, this is my stop

[stone meadow]

Funny and also doesnt use discord enough to be a problem

[burnt kite]

I want this thing so bad

[twin bear]

That's harsh i have no other apps so

[plush cobalt]

Well now I'm going to take that as a challenge to be problematic

[stone meadow]

its a thing

you posted it

[fair yacht]

yay im not a problem

[twin bear]

At least ion use reddit

[fair yacht]

[stone meadow]

i use reddit

[toxic relic]

yeah

[twin bear]

😔

[toxic relic]

you're a discord mod

[twin bear]

The forums I like are wack

[stone meadow]

I have to to mod the place but i also just use it anyway

[plush cobalt]

What could he mean by this

[stone meadow]

I hope they dont put me on steam forums management

[twin bear]

Can't ever just talk about stalker

[toxic relic]

you mod the reddit?

[fair yacht]

frogski 99% vibes with us the other 1% he takes people out back

[stone meadow]

I dont think ill be able to handle it without crashing out

[twin bear]

Game forums

[plush cobalt]

Discord mod and reddit mod? Frogski... I'm so sorry...

[twin bear]

Not even worth using

[stone meadow]

in the most basic way yes

I check in the mod queue every so often

[fair yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/wait-are-you-a-discord-mod-gif-20512318

[toxic relic]

id rather snort a line of anthrax than be a reddit mod

[stone meadow]

my main is here with you degenerates

[twin bear]

Idk abt y'all but I'm not a degen I'm a loser degens can succeed in life

[plush cobalt]

I remember ironically calling myself and my friend group losers a decade ago

[fair yacht]

i too am not a degen

[plush cobalt]

Now I recognize that I'm far too cool for that label

[twin bear]

I'm not joking that is my class in this rpg

Not a rogue and not a ranger

Def not a fighter

Mage is too magic man for me

Lame

[fair yacht]

id def be a mage

[toxic relic]

can the loser class not fit under rogue

[burnt kite]

Project zomboid reddit is a radioactive waste dump, at least by judging the posts I saw shared here

[fair yacht]

wait.

i am a mage.

i already cast spells

[twin bear]

I cast drunkenness on myself

[stone meadow]

instead i call you that unironically now

[fair yacht]

infact yesterday i did a banishing spell

[twin bear]

But I'm outta mana

[stone meadow]

its bad.

[fair yacht]

i miss the

simpsons meme guy

[stone meadow]

it was decent pre b41 mp

[toxic relic]

pour me a glass of sludge from the exclusion zone so i can feel the aura of pz reddit ripping through the cells of my digestive tract

[twin bear]

Zone?

Zone

[fair yacht]

i joined in 2020 so that was when B41 was still IWBUMS

[stone meadow]

once the game blew up, with all the new users you get a lot more of the vocal minority who doesnt like this or that

[fair yacht]

damn...

i still remember my first death in this game back then

[twin bear]

Never thought I'd hate seeing kids on social media

But i do now

[fair yacht]

my pc at the time was trash and i could only reliably play B38

[stone meadow]

in fact every gaming reddit ive ever seen is 50/50 complaints/memes or entertaining posts

[fair yacht]

while everyone was on B41 lmao

[twin bear]

Tvs not even plugged in dammm

[fair yacht]

i thought i was safe from the heli.

i wasnt

[stone meadow]

I dont think I can name a subreddit for a big enough game that isnt like that

[fair yacht]

this is my highest ever survived

[twin bear]

Tarkovs forums are so bad

Don't even use them

[fair yacht]

when i get around 1m 20days i always die from stupid shit

its a curse

[stone meadow]

oh yeah tarkov is for sure to be expected

[twin bear]

I just scream and run when the heli comes

[fair yacht]

if you think thats bad

[twin bear]

The eft community is ass as a whple

[fair yacht]

check out the 7 days to die forums lmao

[stone meadow]

jts already a game with its loop focused on trying not to die

the players are keen to vent their frustrations wherever

[twin bear]

In the discord server i saw a dude give his like 6 yr old a deagle for the memes

[stone meadow]

Back when I was an active tarkov disc user pre ban, it was defo an incredibly toxic place

[twin bear]

Real chads keep it bottled up

And man the fuck up about a video game haha

[stone meadow]

If you even mention a hint of an idea of a woman pmc, they lose their minds

[twin bear]

So many times I've said out loud "It's just a game"

[stone meadow]

Always spiralled into a very sexist debate

[twin bear]

Literally only reason i don't want it is cuz of the gooners and the models gettin messed up

[fair yacht]

Arma 3 :D

[twin bear]

I know it will bring bugs

For sure

[lilac quarry]

WAT

[fair yacht]

hi kiel

[lilac quarry]

yo

[twin bear]

Don't tell me u hate the idea of female pmcs

[stone meadow]

Yeah a super obscure gun we have like 10 real life examples of js fine to have in tarkov but i draw the line at women

[fair yacht]

i want female characters in Arma so i can play as my self

[twin bear]

Yeah fr it's idiocracy

[twin bear]

I feel bad for calling u dude earlier then mb

[stone meadow]

i see the argument for the model itself being an advantage in pvp

[fair yacht]

its oke

[twin bear]

Yeah plus buggin out armor hitboxes

[fair yacht]

women have smaller hitbox duh

😂

[stone meadow]

but most of them werent complaining about that, they were like "woman dont war"

[twin bear]

U see ion wanna get clapped by a usec mommy either

Would be embarrassing cuz everyone would use females

[stone meadow]

like dude its literally a pmc, you can have any sort of person in it as long as you pass qualifying

[twin bear]

Yeah fr

There are badass women in combat as well

[stone meadow]

women can pull the trigger as good as a man can

[toxic relic]

anyone can commit war crimes

[stone meadow]

p mucy

[fair yacht]

fun for the whole family!

[stone meadow]

reminds me of that the onion skit

first female dictator

[toxic relic]

fr

[twin bear]

Omg the onion

[toxic relic]

thats progress

[twin bear]

The goat

[stone meadow]

https://youtu.be/iEtw3XJoJrE

[twin bear]

Love that channel

[chrome jetty]

we did it

[stone meadow]

just goes to show a woman can destabilise a region just as good as a man can

[fair yacht]

im pretty good at destabilization in arma 3 antistasi ;3

[twin bear]

Now that u know where the mines are u can send the prisoners to detonate them

[stone meadow]

i think ive only ever won a handful of minesweeper games

[twin bear]

U have prisoners right

[chrome jetty]

Ive been playing this difficulty for so so so long

its actually sad

[toxic relic]

you are the prisoner

[twin bear]

I'll step on a landmine for a klondike bar

[toxic relic]

why do we drink water, just to piss again
life is a prison

[twin bear]

Who needs feet and legs

I sit on my ass most of my time anway

[toxic relic]

you're alone on this one bruv

[chrome jetty]

cut them off, youll need to eat less

[fair yacht]

we eat and then we shit it out when does it end fr fr

[twin bear]

Eat my feet cuz I haven't eaten in awhile

Toe nails are a bonus

This guy can SING

[stone meadow]

every air addict is like " i need it to live bro"

wake up sheeple

[onyx igloo]

who else walks around the zone like an old man with dementia

[toxic relic]

fr, indoctrinated with air propaganda. we dont need to breathe

[stone meadow]

i just walk around like that in general

[twin bear]

Ppl don't breath with bags on their heads? U guys are weird i breath my own air🗣️
It's healthy and homemade

[burnt kite]

Stop breathing air

[onyx igloo]

real

[toxic relic]

lol locally sourced

[twin bear]

Vegan air

[onyx igloo]

mutate me some gills and we'll talk about it

[stone meadow]

carbon monoxide is propaganda

[twin bear]

Oh shit dude I could prolly sell animal cruelty free air

[toxic relic]

this doesnt seem true

i know you assume less muscle means less calories burned means less intake

[stone meadow]

ill never get that post out of my head that says propaganda is when a brit looks at something intensely

[twin bear]

Realistically I'd be fucked without legs and feet

[toxic relic]

but from what i can see you exert more energy to compensate for the amputated limb

[chrome jetty]

Why not? less nutrients will be required to replace dead cells in your missing legs, and less energy would be required to pump blood throughout ur body

[toxic relic]

most of our calories go to the brain

[candid drift]

la la la la la la la la laaa

[stone meadow]

are we talking about whether itd be worth to eat yourself?

[burnt kite]

Dead cells mentioned 🔥

[toxic relic]

you're at most saving like 200 kcals a day but that is expended via compensation

[stone meadow]

cause everywhere says no, its not

[twin bear]

U get sick from human flesh

Not a good idea to consume

[toxic relic]

no bruv

[stone meadow]

you will probably expend many times more energy trying to.keep alive

[twin bear]

Humans are gross as shit anyway

[chrome jetty]

Regardless, technically the minimum amount of food you need to survive is reduced

[candid drift]

what if you have to

[toxic relic]

if you amputate a limb do you need to eat less food

[burnt kite]

Do the thing stink

[candid drift]

its like

fuccckkk im gonna die from hunger

[twin bear]

U would die tryna eat urself before u fill ur belly

[candid drift]

Id start with fingers

[toxic relic]

i just mentioned that you may need to eat more to compensate recovery and adaptation

[twin bear]

The bleeding and the pain

[gritty pecan]

I killed a zombie

[toxic relic]

so youd likely need more food

[stone meadow]

well youll die quicker eating yourself

[gritty pecan]

Do I call 911

[twin bear]

Yeah not plausible yeah

[candid drift]

Id sacrifice a few toes before starving

[twin bear]

Man my sentence structure is cooked

[candid drift]

I don’t need them all

[gritty pecan]

Guys help I killed a zombie do I need to call 911

[burnt kite]

What if slice off little bits and eat it like jerky

[twin bear]

Try walking without a few toes

[stone meadow]

itll take a lot more energy recovering from cutting off toes than you get from eating them

[twin bear]

Go ahead

[chrome jetty]

If we put someone who had all limbs in a chair and strapped them down and someone who was a paraplegic, you would require less food to feed the paraplegic than one with all limbs

[onyx igloo]

kebab style

[twin bear]

Ass jerky ain't gonna make itself

[stone meadow]

nevermind fhe general inconvenience of lacking body parts

[toxic relic]

bruh what scenario is this

[candid drift]

yeah but at least I won’t starve right?

[onyx igloo]

a SAW puzzle

[twin bear]

Chat is he done for

[candid drift]

gulps

[toxic relic]

in that hypothetical i may agree with you then

[stone meadow]

well you wont be starving for too long let me tell you that much

[toxic relic]

but if we take a normal person doing normal activities daily i disagree

[twin bear]

Lol

Bloodloss moment

[candid drift]

You know it only makes sense I wouldn’t have image perms

[twin bear]

Bleeding is propaganda as well

Didn't u know

[stone meadow]

just purely off having to heal and recover from loss of body parts youre losing energy

[twin bear]

Just like if u can't see a truck coming it can't hit u

[stone meadow]

its just never worth to autocannibalise

[candid drift]

if a tree falls in the woods

does it make a sound

[toxic relic]

exactly bruv

[candid drift]

if

wait how does it go

[toxic relic]

we're not even talking about auto cannibalism

[twin bear]

Eating other ppl isn't even a good idea

[toxic relic]

but it still proves my point so i agree

[stone meadow]

eating other people works tho

[candid drift]

Wait I shouldn’t be here on this account gulps

[twin bear]

If u can handle getting sick

[candid drift]

chat im gonna leave, brb

[twin bear]

And if ur starving ur prolly only eating human flesh

[stone meadow]

i can handle anything im built diff

[candid drift]

tell BlahBlaBla who definitely isnt me that I said hi

[twin bear]

Body would prolly go into shock for a mortal but not frog

[stone meadow]

well im p sure eating human flesh ge erally isnt that bad

its the brain that is the issue

[twin bear]

Not unless its prolonged

Yeah

[stone meadow]

as far as i understand it anyway

[twin bear]

Eating only ppl is prolly not good tho

[stone meadow]

I dont see why itd be an issue otherwise

[toxic relic]

just dont eat any lymphatic or nervous system tissue

[twin bear]

These days u gotta get a lab to check shit out before u catch gonosipholaids

[stone meadow]

Biologically we are very close to animals we eat anyway so as long as there arent nasty interactions with prions or something similar we good

[plush cobalt]

The cyberbullying never ends...

[stone meadow]

is what i feel like anyway

i very well may be wrong

[plush cobalt]

Erm I don't eat any animals! Heh, didn't consider that one, did you

[toxic relic]

The opinion that you get prion diseases like BSE only by consumption of brain is not correct. Any part of the infected animal that contains nervous system tissue or lymphatic tissue can be infectious. if you avoid that you're golden as far as prions go.

[twin bear]

Only one way to find out

[stone meadow]

but if anyone points it out ill ban em

[stone meadow]

questioning authority? not on my watch

[twin bear]

Wonder what a roast would be like with some thighs

[toxic relic]

"The risk linked with consumption is addressed by the requirement for routine removal of all visible nervous and lymphatic tissue (Specified Risk Materials (SRMs)) from carcasses during the processing of cattle as well as the removal of any suspect animals from the human food chain.
Appropriate handling of nervous and lymphatic tissue tissues from BSE-suspect animals in abattoirs and laboratories is indicated to avoid accidental exposure (ocular or oronasal). Milk and milk products are considered safe."
-OIE, "BSE. General disease information sheet"

[twin bear]

Prolly mid depending on the body

[stone meadow]

we arent bred for good eatin

[toxic relic]

human thighs

[vague peak]

Hello chat woww

[toxic relic]

holy shit

[vague peak]

first time meeting woww

[twin bear]

prolly gross

[toxic relic]

brain blast thought

[stone meadow]

so i reckon we're more on the gamey side

[twin bear]

Jerky is what we're good for

[stone meadow]

im good for jerking sure

[twin bear]

Iguana bits anyone

If u know u know

[toxic relic]

youd have to selectively breed and modify humans over a few generations at least to get meat-farm ready humans

[twin bear]

We should try it

[stone meadow]

imagine we did humans like we do dogs

[twin bear]

Give the weirdos a way to dump cash into the economy

[plush cobalt]

Welcome! None of us are real. If any of us try to tell you that we are, they are lying. I am one of the few that have realized. You have entered a dead part of the internet.

[stone meadow]

just some absolutely miserable barely breathing shell of a human with no nose and 1 foot tall

[toxic relic]

isnt that just the royal families

[twin bear]

Michael jackson?

[stone meadow]

We didnt go far enough yet

[vague peak]

Thank you !!

[plush cobalt]

That's not breeding, that's modification

[vague peak]

All of them seem real to me!

[twin bear]

Clone Jackson so he can oversee the food production

[vague peak]

totally

[twin bear]

I meant the no nose part but yeah

I agree

[toxic relic]

whats your opinion on how to best prepare a human for being farmed as a meat source

[stone meadow]

@vague peak #streams_n_videos

[plush cobalt]

Well, unfortunately you aren't either

[stone meadow]

I wish i wasnt

[vague peak]

yeah probably not

[plush cobalt]

Frogski more like nihilistski

[vague peak]

how do you know if youre real

maybe youre like

[twin bear]

Bleed

[vague peak]

one of othose mirage clones

in apex

[toxic relic]

how does blood = reality

does that mean a rock isnt real

[twin bear]

Physics would get overloaded

[toxic relic]

because it doesnt bleed

[twin bear]

In the simulation

[plush cobalt]

I don't know that I'm real and I don't care. I know that I'm not real because I'm just words on your screen

[toxic relic]

blah didnt answer my question so

[stone meadow]

We finna blow new jersey up

[twin bear]

Bug out the sim by spraying ur blood in the toilet out ur fingertips

[stone meadow]

Chief keef is truly a visionary

[twin bear]

I thought u did alrdy

[stone meadow]

earned a shit ton off his songs

[plush cobalt]

For legal reasons I must clarify that I do not condone this behavior and I have no plans to take part in this action

[stone meadow]

spends all his time fucked up

[twin bear]

Dammit now we gotta deal with more jersey shore

[vague peak]

I am the one with a conscious

how can I confirm yours if I cant see you

[toxic relic]

consciousness doesnt exist

[stone meadow]

when he needs money he drops an album

[plush cobalt]

You are just words on my screen

[toxic relic]

flesh interfaces

[vague peak]

So neither of us are real

[stone meadow]

holds very strong opinions against new jersey

[vague peak]

simply words

[plush cobalt]

Yes

[vague peak]

sounds easier lowk

[stone meadow]

modern day ancient greek philosopher

[twin bear]

Words aren't even real

[vague peak]

Id rather be words

[twin bear]

Words are the illusion of communication

There is nobody

[stone meadow]

Ooga booga

[plush cobalt]

We're just sending representations of our thoughts over the internet like... None of you know the whole of my being... Kind of cringe...

[twin bear]

Only black

[stone meadow]

i do

[plush cobalt]

You know me in a biblical sense

[twin bear]

He's jacking into u rn

Ur eddies are GONE

[toxic relic]

bruh i read that wrong

[stone meadow]

ive expored your entire physical form

[vague peak]

what a gonk

[twin bear]

bros physical form is a snail with a tophat

[plush cobalt]

Us

[stone meadow]

fr

[vague peak]

omar x frogski

[stone meadow]

the ship has been around before i was even mod

[burnt kite]

Sdiybt

[stone meadow]

so no power imbalance there

[vague peak]

dam they got history

[plush cobalt]

Ancient history truly

[toxic relic]

i like the phrase "explore each others bodies" cause it makes me seem like an adventurer for seeing your bare ass

[vague peak]

i thought this was a fucked up sybau

[plush cobalt]

That is pretty adventurous of you

[vague peak]

i was tryna read it

[stone meadow]

it is uncharted territory

[vague peak]

sdiy

what does bt mean

[toxic relic]

you've never wiped

[twin bear]

Intestines needa be explored get the camera tube!

[vague peak]

what does bt mean I got sdiy

[plush cobalt]

You won't be any better off for understanding this meme

[stone meadow]

how else would i make all the peaks of my valley

[plush cobalt]

It will not improve your life

[vague peak]

well today is an off day

[twin bear]

You're just off

[vague peak]

I think I did rewarding work yesterday

[plush cobalt]

Maintain that high

[vague peak]

yeah but thats what makes me cool

[twin bear]

I'm off, off my meds

[vague peak]

ironic seeing as I ran out of bud yesterday

[plush cobalt]

Erm, bud meaning... Marijuana....?

[vague peak]

weed

[twin bear]

I have 0 alcohol, 0 drugs

[plush cobalt]

Oh my god....

[toxic relic]

call me edmund hillary the way i plan on charting an untrodden course through the musty piles of your topology

[surreal mirage]

Schizo meds

[vague peak]

I smoke so much

oooo

I drink till im drunk

and some may say

[twin bear]

Rhymes with grug

[plush cobalt]

Please stop I'm already crying

[twin bear]

I do alot of pot smokin

[vague peak]

I smoke till im high

[twin bear]

I drink until I pass out

[vague peak]

Im planning on getting more for youtube

[twin bear]

So i don't think abt anything cuz it's more relaxing

[vague peak]

Dead Space but im blasted thoughts?

plastered dead space

[plush cobalt]

I don't think you'll have any thoughts

[stone meadow]

worryingly specific thank you

[twin bear]

Needs ketchup

[vague peak]

uhhh

everytime I die

I do a dab

[stone meadow]

kinda rizz thatd land me in jail

[vague peak]

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/friday-drink-anime-drunk-girls-und-panzer-gif-11846752

[plush cobalt]

Every time you do a weed you get closer to Hell

[twin bear]

Fuck hell

[vague peak]

hell must earn me

[twin bear]

Devil can ligma

[vague peak]

like im kratos

[stone meadow]

how did you know about my intimate relationship with weeds

[vague peak]

dont say that stuff

the

devil may cry

[twin bear]

Weed killer

[vague peak]

yes

[plush cobalt]

I have eyes on everyone 🤗

[toxic relic]

your abaft form is a mountain and i plan on reaching the infected pimple at its summit and laying down my claim on its land

[twin bear]

Frog is a serial killer confirmed he kills weeds

[toxic relic]

🙏

[stone meadow]

yeah please dont ever try to flirt with me again

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/buddy-are-you-even-cag-gif-4651387453395032887

[plush cobalt]

Calling frogski frog feels like a hate crime even though he's (fortunately) not French

[stone meadow]

i dont need the traumatic rizz

[toxic relic]

HAHAH

[twin bear]

U should have seen my 2 yr old apartment it looked like nobody lived there

[toxic relic]

damn bro

[stone meadow]

ive tried frog legs

[twin bear]

Oof

[vague peak]

are they good

[burnt kite]

As in empty or as in abandoned and trashed

[stone meadow]

the other week

theyre aight

[plush cobalt]

I already knew you weren't above cannibalism

[stone meadow]

not great

kinda like chicken but worse

[vague peak]

ok question

[twin bear]

Empty didn't even have a couch just a tv on the floor and some pillows

[vague peak]

what did they season them with

[vague peak]

the dream

[twin bear]

I also didn't have a bed i haven't had my own bed for like 4 years

[toxic relic]

would you rather eat frogs or dessicated mealworms covered in caramel chocolate

[stone meadow]

fried them in some oil and onion j think?

[burnt kite]

I'm definitelt going to live like that when I move out

[plush cobalt]

I think I'll just eat neither

[vague peak]

bed or ,atress

[stone meadow]

the sauce was better than fhe meat

[vague peak]

mattress

[twin bear]

Neither I had nothing

I was living paycheck to paycheck and now I'm homeless lol

[toxic relic]

is this a euphemism

[vague peak]

yeah that sucks

im doing the same thing except making youtube videos

[stone meadow]

would you rather you go to jail for 10 years or be homeless for 20

[burnt kite]

No, the sauce just tasted better than the meat

[stone meadow]

mo

[twin bear]

The world is my litter box

[stone meadow]

no

[vague peak]

ill get big one day 🙏

[toxic relic]

would i return to my old life afterwards?

[stone meadow]

the oil really was the best part of it

[twin bear]

Jail for 10

[plush cobalt]

Erm how can you be homeless if we're homies

[vague peak]

homeless for 20

I have good friends

[stone meadow]

ill live in omar sure

[twin bear]

I've been locked up before it would be free food and free housing

[vague peak]

plus I can still smoke

[toxic relic]

true

i think i have trauma

[toxic relic]

so id rather be homeless

[plush cobalt]

Jail was my first thought but it'd make getting a job difficult later

[stone meadow]

youre on discord

its a given

[plush cobalt]

I just had to do a background check for a job & I'm pretty sure in my field it's common

[onyx igloo]

dont we all

[twin bear]

I've never been to big boi jail only trion

[toxic relic]

bruh i only got discord cause my job uses it for communication

crazy

[twin bear]

Which is jail for kids but still

[vague peak]

what do we think of kik and amino

[stone meadow]

this isnt your job tho

[toxic relic]

ik

[stone meadow]

youre here out of your free will

[toxic relic]

i expanded my horizon

[vague peak]

my two favorite apps !!

[toxic relic]

so true bruv

[plush cobalt]

I got discord to talk to people I was doing a game jam with in 2016 (on an earlier account, thus this account bring from 2017)

[vague peak]

im joking

[twin bear]

I have no free

[toxic relic]

manmade horrors beyond comprehension

[vague peak]

wait do you make games?

[stone meadow]

i got discord to obsessively stalk omar

[twin bear]

Meant to put will but I don't have free anything lmao

[vague peak]

I love cherry bomb drums

[plush cobalt]

No I decided I like money more than joy

[stone meadow]

becoming mod was just a stepping stone

[plush cobalt]

So I'm a software dev

[vague peak]

I decided the opposite

so Im grinding youtube as of yesterday

[twin bear]

U wanted power to dominate over omar

Makes sense

[stone meadow]

ong

[vague peak]

Im fine with being broke

[burnt kite]

It's crazy how UK managed to find housing for almost every single homeless person during the lockdown, just to pull it at the end and never do anything again

[plush cobalt]

My real reason was that I didn't want to keep being poor lol

[vague peak]

I just want to be sustainable and a little happy

[toxic relic]

fr

[twin bear]

Ur not broke until ur stealing bikes for 20 bucks a pop

[vague peak]

plus youtube is easy

[stone meadow]

im still very mad about my blaize spending of 1000 pounds over 3 days

[vague peak]

Im trying

[toxic relic]

understandable mate

[vague peak]

I have a fiverr account for thumbnails

non AI

[burnt kite]

What were you buying brochacho

[stone meadow]

you tell me

[vague peak]

but I think nobody wants to buy thumbnails lowk

[plush cobalt]

Frog legs

[stone meadow]

yes

[toxic relic]

frogski spent 200 quids on beer

[stone meadow]

yep

[twin bear]

Smh If i ever get caught I'm 100% going to jail for those bikes

[toxic relic]

i see you spending 1000 on nothing

[plush cobalt]

🦑 (this was bait I just know it)

[vague peak]

I spent 7k in 3 months

[stone meadow]

well can i at least have some beer

[vague peak]

and now im mad about it

talk about impulsive buying

[toxic relic]

bruh

[stone meadow]

i did actually spend 100 quid on 2 deliveroo trips

[vague peak]

I think I have every Apex heirloom and I dont even play the game

[twin bear]

Impulse buying is for ppl with money

[plush cobalt]

I don't think I've impulse bought anything since I was a teen, but fortunately I didn't have enough money for it to be really damaging

[burnt kite]

Go out and get some food you lazy bastard

[toxic relic]

i had a conversation with my partner cause i wanted to buy $60 transformers figurine

[vague peak]

yeah for when I worked 12 hours a day for $20

[stone meadow]

no

[twin bear]

Buying vodka with my last 10 bucks is a priority

Not an impulse

[stone meadow]

for sure

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-emoji-dies-gif-21956120

[toxic relic]

i think fiscal scarcity has made me extremely paranoid about having money

[stone meadow]

its just survival atp

[vague peak]

yes

[burnt kite]

My eyes cant focus, wtf

[vague peak]

okay chat is was fun chatting

Im gonna go lock in and work more

bye bye

[twin bear]

I'm sitting here waiting on my pay

[vague peak]

🌊

[plush cobalt]

Later gamer

[twin bear]

Ferb I know what we're gonna do today

[toxic relic]

destabilise a government

[vague peak]

@ me if anyone wants to play zomboid, or DM me it might be easier

but im bad just keep that in mind

[vague peak]

I need friends my age

[plush cobalt]

If anyone wants to play? You'll be getting mentions nonstop

[toxic relic]

how old are you bruv

[vague peak]

21

[plush cobalt]

I mean I imagine someone wants to play right now

[twin bear]

You know what makes u feel like dirt? Getting food from the church because I can't afford it

[vague peak]

in june

[plush cobalt]

Plenty of people in #1019737819981283459 #1019725562337579028, for example

[twin bear]

Forgot i gotta do that today too

[vague peak]

thank you goon

[plush cobalt]

What the fuck

[onyx igloo]

whats 9 + 10

[twin bear]

One whole box of food yay

[vague peak]

you stupit

[onyx igloo]

no im not

[gleaming stream]

a box of unhappiness

[twin bear]

It's all outdated veggies

[stone meadow]

got paid the other day on my bday

[twin bear]

Usually

[toxic relic]

bruh dont beat yourself up over it, getting help or support is perfectly fine.
mutual aid and community effort is cinema-trust ive used free food parcels and shit before

do what you gotta do man

[vague peak]

is your pfp from red dead

[stone meadow]

and apparently half my friends have their birthdays this week

[twin bear]

I'll have 125 bucks to my name in 3 hrs

[onyx igloo]

yes

[vague peak]

i never finished it

but my sister named all our cats after them

Dutch Micah

actually just those 2

[stone meadow]

im thugging it out purely to be there for them

[twin bear]

Ur a good friend by the sounds of it man

[vague peak]

both sweeties

[stone meadow]

at the detriment to my physical and mental health, and my bank acc

[twin bear]

It's just embarrassing

[vague peak]

i get bleach on my tshirt

[onyx igloo]

drink the rest

[toxic relic]

fair enough mate, i dont wanna tell you how to feel.
i would suggest interrogating why you feel like asking and accepting help is embarrassing

[twin bear]

I'm the poorest person i know and I can't ever even hang out with my irl "friends" cuz I'm not getting a spot me

But that's not an issue tbf

[toxic relic]

sounds like shit friends

[twin bear]

I save up for fun stufd

[vague peak]

its a kanye lyric man

[twin bear]

No they offer but yeah they are tbh

[stone meadow]

yeah there is absolutely nothing to be embsrrased about there. Help is there to begin with because some people need it

[gleaming stream]

I just go to my parents

[vague peak]

I love kanye

NOT problematic at all

[onyx igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/how-people-with-blue-eyes-look-at-you-blue-eyes-people-blink-scary-gif-3937667069785399993

[ocean tide]

Hi guys, how do you all find high pop servers to play on. Only a handful show up for me and half are all Russian players

[onyx igloo]

i said what i said

[plush cobalt]

I can't speak for your friends but if my friend was in a rough spot I wouldn't care at all about having to “spot” them & I think it's the same for many

[twin bear]

My mom kinda depressed rn and my dad idek lmao

[stone meadow]

People put a stigma to these sort of things due to personal inadequancy issues or corpos showing why "handouts make people lazy"

[lunar glade]

Hello everybody

[vague peak]

https://tenor.com/view/the-office-no-angry-steve-carell-michael-scott-gif-5606969

NO

[onyx igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[toxic relic]

i still remember all the places and times that the iwi of my region have free hot food stations and food box deliveries just in case

[vague peak]

Dude can we talk about how great office gifs are

[toxic relic]

mutual aid is peak

[twin bear]

I've worked alot more than i ever have this year

[vague peak]

https://tenor.com/view/theoffice-no-steve-carell-michael-scott-gif-5106361

[plush cobalt]

Embed failure spotted. Prepare for ridicule.

[vague peak]

im ruined

[onyx igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-embed-failure-epic-embed-fail-double-embed-fail-gif-23538127

[twin bear]

I even started working out but i think i need to get my diet proper before i gain any weight

[stone meadow]

the reason why we as a species survived is verifyably because we took care of everyone

[vague peak]

can we get a three peat?

[toxic relic]

cut your pay and justify 'austerity' laws with the lie of laziness lol

[harsh vault]

hai chat

[vague peak]

https://tenor.com/view/no-michael-scott-the-office-gif-11803340

[onyx igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/no-michael-scott-the-office-gif-11803340

[plush cobalt]

Erm that's impossible, humans are inherently competitive because my propaganda said so

[onyx igloo]

there

[harsh vault]

omar!

[vague peak]

omg hiiii

[stone meadow]

homo sapiens are one of the few examples that have tribe members with criplling injuries living to old age

[harsh vault]

o

hai new one

welcome to server

[stone meadow]

Which isnt possible without help

[plush cobalt]

Hey floof

[vague peak]

is that a sona in your pfp?

[harsh vault]

yus

[twin bear]

All i know is 20 yrs from now imma laugh at myself for being a melodramatic moron

[harsh vault]

it mine

[vague peak]

thats awesome

[gleaming stream]

Or i just go to my nearest farmers market carry some potatos and survive on those vegetables

[harsh vault]

hehe

[stone meadow]

fr

[twin bear]

Exactly except I'll be gaining the weight

[harsh vault]

hai frogski

[stone meadow]

everything looks silly in hindsight

[onyx igloo]

all i know is i was fucking stupid

[twin bear]

Bro rly did a lose all with weight gotta respect em

[onyx igloo]

still probably am

[vague peak]

When I had money I would impulse by commissions for my characters

[onyx igloo]

but less

[toxic relic]

erhm, a discord moderator saying something valid and credible, impossible 🤓

[vague peak]

yeah but stupid is good

[toxic relic]

true tho

[lunar glade]

Does anybody have some tips and tricks for a new player

[plush cobalt]

Don't die

[onyx igloo]

no, no it was not

it was annoying stupid

[vague peak]

like raise your hand if you went to college

[harsh vault]

oki i go now

bai chat

[twin bear]

The friendships ive ruined with genuinely good people because of impulse. Yeah it rly is

[lunar glade]

I did in the first 10 minuts haha

[toxic relic]

mine was free bruv

[plush cobalt]

Unfortunately you have to return the game now

[toxic relic]

college is not an indicator of intelligence

[vague peak]

bye bye it was nice meeting you

[harsh vault]

baii

[plush cobalt]

You'll get better tips in #pz_b41_chat #pz_b42_chat

[twin bear]

Not even close

[harsh vault]

u can always dm me silly

[twin bear]

My cousin simon went to college and he's stupider than me

[toxic relic]

college is uni ?

[plush cobalt]

What about your other cousins alvin and theodore

[toxic relic]

or is it like a technical

either way yeah

[icy vigil]

[plush cobalt]

College is uni yeah

[stone meadow]

no

[twin bear]

They went for economics and graphics design or sum shit

[stone meadow]

in the uk theyre separate things

[twin bear]

I have no idea wut college even is tbh

[toxic relic]

bruh whats the difference

[plush cobalt]

In the US they're used interchangeably

[toxic relic]

in nz theres uni and technical college

[stone meadow]

college is post high school years

[plush cobalt]

I went to a university but if someone asked about college I wouldn't correct them

[stone meadow]

uni is uni where you get your degrees

[twin bear]

I wanna mention us uni but p word

[plush cobalt]

Huh

[stone meadow]

up to year 11 is mandatory education

[gleaming stream]

Well i went to both college and university for some weird reason

[stone meadow]

year 12 and 13 is college

which is a levels which are the pre requisites for uni

[plush cobalt]

I was answering with the assumption that seriousscav is American but ig I don't know

[twin bear]

Sometimes I wish i had a japanese education, is it rly that good

Or was i gaslit

[stone meadow]

yeah im saying college != uni for everyone

[plush cobalt]

There are benefits and tradeoffs

[trail palm]

!!!!===

[toxic relic]

ahhhh i see

cause you can leave school with gcse

[twin bear]

I live in america yes

[trail palm]

y12 goated but i think y13 will not

[plush cobalt]

Ew

[toxic relic]

college is A levels or vocational training

[pale berry]

Chat which tank is cooler

[toxic relic]

then you can do uni

[twin bear]

Everyone hates us until a war happens

[stone meadow]

yep

[twin bear]

[stone meadow]

mine was engineering technician

[plush cobalt]

Everyone still hates the US when a war happens

[toxic relic]

bruh everyone hates you because war happens

[twin bear]

Dam smart fella

[trail palm]

i think everyone hates us especially when war happens 🤔

[stone meadow]

after i bombed my a levels

[toxic relic]

lol fair

[gleaming stream]

and after the war everyone gonna hate again

[trail palm]

i cooked in my y12 mock exams

[twin bear]

Nah just don't touch our lego builds

[trail palm]

with little revision 🙏

hope y13 is same

[stone meadow]

i got cooked by my year 13 real exams

[trail palm]

what subjects u do

[gleaming stream]

was it friday ?

[stone meadow]

physics maths chem

[twin bear]

This is why i don't like even talking about my country cuz it's a meme

[trail palm]

yeah no shit u got cooked

lol

[stone meadow]

didnt make it easy on myself with that lineup

[trail palm]

im doing psych econ and history

[twin bear]

I'd rather be chinese

[stone meadow]

but tbh its good that i got cut at the a level stage rather than going to uni then realising i am not academic matrial in the slightest

[vague peak]

social credit +100

everyones got their digs

[twin bear]

Cuz they just have it so much better 😭

[stone meadow]

youd rather compete with thousands of people for every opportunity in life your whole life?

[toxic relic]

i dont think uni is for everyone, as you said.
vocational/technical study is cinema

[vague peak]

I didnt even attempt college

[twin bear]

At least I won't be a meme unless it's sbout making nikes in a basement

[vague peak]

I know Ill succeed in life

I just need to work harder !

[twin bear]

Work smart and hard

Not just one

[vague peak]

shoutout Naruto Uzumaki for that one

totally serious

[gleaming stream]

Economy seems too hard dont you think

[stone meadow]

yeah trying something different like working as an eng tech apprentice instead of going the uni route has been very beneficial

[vague peak]

Ill overcome

[gleaming stream]

BELIEVE IT

[vague peak]

Exactly 🙏

[stone meadow]

i would have never realised i like doing that or that im pretty good at jt too

[toxic relic]

fair enough mate, you seem like you enjoy it and im glad

[twin bear]

Take some smelling salts and u'll believe anything

[toxic relic]

technical study is overlooked as fuck

[vague peak]

If Naruto could become hokage... I can be a niche internet celebrity !!

[neat moat]

I thought today was Saturday not Sunday

[twin bear]

Animes

[vague peak]

believe it !

[twin bear]

Wake up

[toxic relic]

academia is still so heavily prioritised cause "its easy to just memorise things" but its not easy to teach vocational skills apparently

[vague peak]

time flies

[neat moat]

also side note, san Francisco driving infrastructure is awful

[stone meadow]

i just wish that in order to be paid more i didnt have to go corporate

[neat moat]

I drove into work my guy

on the dot

smh

[twin bear]

I walk like half a mile to work

[stone meadow]

as you get higher up the engineering ladder you get less actual work and more meetings

[toxic relic]

everything above labour class is just ego jorking

[twin bear]

Gotta lay like 200 tiles down and they're all 20lbs each

[stone meadow]

and i do not wanna spend my life doing meetings

[neat moat]

"I walk half a mile to" ok first off shit the flip up

Secondly

[toxic relic]

the workforce that provides the most labour gets the lowest cut

[neat moat]

frick you

[twin bear]

Life alrdy doing that

[stone meadow]

its wild

[toxic relic]

yeah

[neat moat]

well Im guessing youre getting a 2 for 1 then

[toxic relic]

almost like

hmm whats the word

[twin bear]

No because ur not included

[neat moat]

I hate everyone here

[gleaming stream]

I will no longer play b42 for its scuffed spawn

[twin bear]

I hate no person i hate personalities

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/apart-from-drinking-vodka-russian-gif-27304467

[gleaming stream]

just spawned got sledge hammer and 10 zombies in the bathroom

[twin bear]

I hate so many people's personalities but I can't actually hate a person

[neat moat]

it was a

a uh

yk

[toxic relic]

its so easy to hate people

i love it

holding a grudge keeps you sane

[neat moat]

you love to hate?

[toxic relic]

i think criticism is crucial

it makes you happier

[twin bear]

Holding grudges is why I never moved up

[gleaming stream]

Bin laden had that explosive personality right

[neat moat]

ok my guy

[gleaming stream]

Yeah sorry

[twin bear]

That and it's literally impossible when ur 60k in debt and can't even afford an apartment

[gleaming stream]

my bad

[harsh vault]

not me

[neat moat]

I hate you a little

[harsh vault]

WHY

[neat moat]

just a little though

[toxic relic]

nah fair do what you gotta do bud

[harsh vault]

gr

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-shut-the-fuck-up-curious-george-wondewood-gif-20519563

I'll prolly be dead before i pay off 60,000 USD

[neat moat]

cus I almost ran out of gas and I hare the roads here and my horn doesnt work and I dove in to work but no work and scav being a bitch and

[gleaming stream]

Pull the squatters right card

[toxic relic]

i do think being critical is important

[plush cobalt]

I feel nothing towards any of you because vulnerability is a weakness (not a strength!), emotions are for wimps (not mature people!) and you're not real (this one is actually true!)

[neat moat]

this this another tool in your toolbox stink

[twin bear]

Everyone's job is to hate me

Y'all are working for slave wages

[neat moat]

it has dental at least

[twin bear]

Thats how u get shot

[toxic relic]

you said san fran?

what roads did you take

[neat moat]

Im not sayinf the whole thing

[toxic relic]

damn

[neat moat]

this city gets none of my respecs

[quartz thorn]

You don't hate me

I hate you

[neat moat]

I hate you a lot more

[twin bear]

The entire country is garbage

[toxic relic]

tell me the route you take to work so i can watch you every morning and make sure you get there safely

[quartz thorn]

Now that's just not true

[gleaming stream]

If you pull that in texas or any other states with guns thats on you

[neat moat]

vro about to watch a live leak video

[toxic relic]

bruh dont need that

[twin bear]

Blud I live near Pittsburg ppl have straps everywhere

[toxic relic]

san frans road cameras are notoriously insecure

[neat moat]

no I mean

youre about to see me violently crash and die

[toxic relic]

i just wanna keep an eye on you, man

[toxic relic]

damn

[twin bear]

He wants to watch dogs ur car

[toxic relic]

then ill be the first to post it and ill get clout

[neat moat]

what

?

[toxic relic]

watchdogs the game

[neat moat]

I dont even have anything left in my car after the crash

[twin bear]

[neat moat]

I see

[rapid wyvern]

Is the only place for guns in kingsmouth the airfield or is there a store?

[neat moat]

I thought there was a military base

[twin bear]

There's a few gunstores and houses with gun spawns

[toxic relic]

kingsmouth? deez nuts in a kingsmouth

[rapid wyvern]

Also where's the best spot to get water jugs, i have the mod to take them out of dispensers

[rapid wyvern]

Its a military airfield

[neat moat]

bingo

go there

[toxic relic]

are you playing on b42?

you dont need a mod for b42 iirc

[twin bear]

Airfield is mid go to Louisville

[toxic relic]

its base

[twin bear]

Trust me

[rapid wyvern]

I mean BESIDES the airfield idk why it got completely disintegrated

[rapid wyvern]

Where are those gun stores?

[rapid wyvern]

Nah b41

[twin bear]

Idek they changed the map around in b42

Oh wait ur b41

Do u just want a map

[rapid wyvern]

I feel like you might be missing the fact that im asking if there's any place for guns IN kingsmouth BESIDES the airfield

[gleaming stream]

Honestly why does toilet hordes exist and why there is zombies in bathrooms

[toxic relic]

bruh

[twin bear]

Competitive shitting contests

[gleaming stream]

Explains why half of them were naked

[toxic relic]

sometimes people are taking a massive dump on the skibidi, pissing, showering, etc and then the airborne strain infects them

id say a large percentage of people would turn in a bathroom cause we spend a lot of time in there

[rapid wyvern]

What kinda resort island doesn't have a fire stations where's a dude gotta go to get an axe in kingsmouth

[plush cobalt]

Project Zomboid discussion.... in gen chat..... You're about to see me get real mad.....

[twin bear]

Not to mention u feel like shit so u go to the bathroom then bam zombie

[carmine kayak]

shi my fault hold on

[plush cobalt]

It's sigma time....

[vital marten]

Now I bet there’s math in this

At any given moment there has to be at least 1 million people in a bathroom on this planet

[carmine kayak]

wheres b41 chat?

[twin bear]

More prolly

There's like 8 billion or smth of us

[plush cobalt]

#pz_b41_chat #pz_b42_chat. If you're not seeing them, fix your channels in id:customize

[vital marten]

5.5 in 93’

[carmine kayak]

thank you

[twin bear]

It's at least 7 rn

Google it

Pretty sure it's like 7 or smth unless I'm thinking abt solar simulators pop

Oh u mean in pz

Duh.

[plush cobalt]

You people really believe there are that many people? Billions? Seriously? There are only about 12 million people on Earth. I've done the calculations myself

[twin bear]

I haven't slept or eaten in a bit

My brain may be eating itself

[gleaming stream]

Did you count bt fingers ?

[plush cobalt]

I did use my fingers to write my calculations yes

[twin bear]

The Pacific islands are a myth

[plush cobalt]

All of Europe isn't real either

[oblique stream]

I hate summoner

[twin bear]

Australia FAKE
China and Indonesia? Fake

[plush cobalt]

You may not like it but the US is also fake

[twin bear]

Disneyland? Fake

[gleaming stream]

disneypark is real tho

[twin bear]

There's only Taiwan

[stone meadow]

theyre all waiting for a bump

[gleaming stream]

i live in it

[tulip owl]

Same

Ranger on top

[twin bear]

bot lobbies

[tulip owl]

Obama have dih

[vital marten]

HAH HAHA

True for Kentucky, is this EMS humor?

[twin bear]

Bump of coke

I assume

Only bumps u take in the bathroom that i know of

[toxic relic]

why is there a urinal in my coke room

[gleaming stream]

Lucky block

you either get water or more coke

[twin bear]

The baby changing station is actually a bump station

Hence why it's got a mini table

[gleaming stream]

Then why there isnt any babies

[twin bear]

Babies can't have coke dude

[gleaming stream]

how could it be bump station if i dont hear babies crying

[gleaming stream]

You dont give me enough evidence to work with

[twin bear]

The idea is to use an empty one not one with a shit baby on it

gotta give 80 bucks to someone so ig even less money tonight

[surreal mirage]

Give me 80 dolla

[quasi slate]

"Coffee lover"

murder
check the ingredients of their cup
0,15% coffee extract

Otag

[twin bear]

Mfers rly pay attention to when I get paid, waited a week just to get their money back and they want it when I have almost nothing

[quasi slate]

Also ceiling film heater died on me today and 2 hour work turned into 8

[surreal mirage]

I'll double your money

[toxic relic]

bruh how do you write that

[twin bear]

Death come swiftly dammit so i can pick another region spawn

[lyric galleon]

teeth hurt my god

[surreal mirage]

like
This

[twin bear]

Do u brush

[lyric galleon]

yes i do

[quasi slate]

top 10 reasons why i hate noobs

[twin bear]

Did u fall asleep after eating sugary shit cuz that happens alot

I hate toothaches but i just consume product to ignore it

[burnt kite]

Wire back silver number crunching CLANKER

[karmic jetty]

test

wth

test

!!

[onyx igloo]

howd you do it

[burnt kite]

Spacing

[onyx igloo]

oh

[burnt kite]

*clanker

clanker

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-star-wars-meme-meme-commander-cody-stfu-gif-5309816589250938071

[quasi slate]

Top 10 scribbles

[gleaming stream]

wire back i get it number crunching is understandable but what is silver

[neat moat]

Ive been walking here for HALF AN HOUR

0 BATHROOMS

I might pick a bush at this point this place sucks

[burnt kite]

Just the colour provably

[neat moat]

the 711 didnt even have a bathroom

the FUCKING 711

[twin bear]

They never used a shitphone

They don't know

[burnt kite]

Idk bro, I am just shouting with the horde

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/white-chicks-bathroom-poop-gif-24750810

Shit ur pants

[vital marten]

Bathroom is anywhere if you have a shovel

[twin bear]

The world is ur litter box

[vital marten]

https://tenor.com/view/rule-1101-disturbed-gif-14807990992345878557

[trail palm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1196229218191806549/1257429877666086942/attachment.gif

[twin bear]

Bro is stalking me!

Came outta nowhere

[tiny shore]

Hello! sorry if this isnt the place for asking for help but i cant seem to build a rainwater collector ive got lvl 4 carpentry, nails, planks, and garbage bags but it doesnt show up in the crafting list.

[toxic relic]

dude piss on a tree

[quasi slate]

Holy shid the autism pills

Intense pvp match

[toxic relic]

are you on b42

or b41

did you open the build menu

[tiny shore]

41

[toxic relic]

ah fuck mate

[tiny shore]

is this different from the regular crafting menu?

[toxic relic]

i cant remember the b41 method

[gleaming stream]

You need tarp i think

[toxic relic]

no

[gleaming stream]

i might be remembering wrong