general_chat

[neat moat]

Im a hopeless romantic dramatic pose

[tranquil bane]

Yeah well. I don't even have that kind of experience lol, I'm 32 and never been in a relationship

[neat moat]

ok lou

lmao

[vital marten]

[twin bear]

Fuck living with someone realistically

I can't

[toxic relic]

fair

[tranquil bane]

I'm glad you've found your niche, but it doesn't exactly make me feel better.

[twin bear]

Plus there isn't one person on the planet who is gonna actually love me

[vital marten]

Pick up your socks damnit!!!

[neat moat]

mystery seeks company

[tranquil bane]

soul crushing loneliness sucks

[neat moat]

Ill take them

[twin bear]

I'm lonely cuz of my mindset not cuz of my lack of love which is weird

I like it and hate it

[neat moat]

just work on yourself then

[twin bear]

Like being with an ex

[vital marten]

You have any hobbies? Try a pottery class out, mingle, and see where things go?

[neat moat]

you cant be happy with others if you cant be happy with yourself

[surreal mirage]

Who wants to be roommates

[tranquil bane]

I have no money, unfortantely. Classes cost money.

[twin bear]

And why try fr

I steal to get money if it gets that bad

But don't do that lol

[tranquil bane]

Plus I'm afraid down where I am, its mostly old retirees. I'd meet a lot of old women! No men though.

[vital marten]

😆

[twin bear]

I stole six bottles of cough syrup for some kids cuz they offered me 60 bucks

[tranquil bane]

afraid the best place for me to find someone is online.

[tender igloo]

if you have clay aroundwhere you live you can do it naturally, i did it when i moved here was fun

came out like shit but it was still fun process

[tranquil bane]

yes but the point is to meet people :P

[toxic relic]

my partner hides whatever dirty laundry i forget and sends me cryptic messages while he's out like some kind of treasure hunt lmao

[twin bear]

How long have u been on the internet

[tranquil bane]

My entire life.

[twin bear]

I hate this fucking place

[tender igloo]

there are probably groups for that sort of thing

[twin bear]

Not this server but yk

[plush cobalt]

The dating apps are a dark place & if someone can find success without them then they should, but they also can work

[vital marten]

Find the geo cache to recover your favorite pants

[tranquil bane]

Like I said, my entire life.

[vital marten]

[toxic relic]

fr dude its fun though

[tranquil bane]

I'm not kidding. I've been on the internet since before I was 10. After 13 when I got WoW it's all I did.

[twin bear]

I only find miners and weirdos here

On discord anyway

[rain mango]

Mining away

[tranquil bane]

I've wanted to do that! There aren't any near me!

[rain mango]

I dont know what to mine but ill mine anyway

[tranquil bane]

I live in Gulf Shores AL and it sucks lol

[twin bear]

I didnt even wanna be in this server but then I saw the ppl

They're not bad

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/scott-pilgrim-vs-the-world-scott-pilgrim-edgar-wright-matthew-patel-evil-ex-gif-13100666693561093856

[plush cobalt]

I wanted to be in this server until I saw the people

[twin bear]

Uranium mines

[rain mango]

Radioactive times

[tranquil bane]

I need to find a man that enjoys collecting radioactive pottery and glass with me

[neat moat]

Id die if I went on a dating app

[tranquil bane]

I have a small collection

[toxic relic]

you saw people? in halves or quarters

[twin bear]

Ur lame for not being a femboy/goth/emo/warhammer collector

[neat moat]

Im sensitive 👉👈

[plush cobalt]

Different shapes depending on the client

[toxic relic]

bro would explode if he used a gay dating app

[twin bear]

I tried grindr

Scam to me

[plush cobalt]

They're not the worst thing ever other than the ways that they are the worst thing ever

[tender igloo]

theyre so lame now

[twin bear]

I have to pay money to pay for ppls dinners

Fuck that.

[surreal mirage]

Dry conversation speedrun on dating apps any% wr

[toxic relic]

grindr isnt even for dating tbh, just casual shit

[plush cobalt]

Dinner date isn't the only first date option tbf

[twin bear]

Oh it's a shrex thing?

[vital marten]

Facebook has a Dating platform now, I can’t even imagine how bad that is 😭

[twin bear]

It's bad

[toxic relic]

looking for a partner on grindr is like trying to find a stable guy on scruff

[plush cobalt]

I imagine it's just scams

[twin bear]

I get korean people in my feed

Lotta korean women

Idk why

[toxic relic]

essentially just that

[tranquil bane]

oh god its gotta be terrible

[twin bear]

Wish i could afford the sub then cuz

I still have the app

[vital marten]

[tranquil bane]

isn't grindr just for hook ups?

[toxic relic]

yeah

[plush cobalt]

Hi! I like long walks on the beach and talking about science stuff. I'm on Grindr to find my forever person :) Let's get coffee!

[twin bear]

I was told it was a gay meeting app

I was bamboozled

[toxic relic]

pfft

that person set you up to fail

[quasi slate]

this is fake because Russians are 100% immune to alcohol poisoning

[plush cobalt]

I mean I guess you do meet as part of the process

[toxic relic]

i mean

"meet" is a stretch in a lot of scenarios

[twin bear]

Barely any dudes of my type around here

[vital marten]

https://tenor.com/view/fuck-yeah-happy-excited-dance-beers-gif-14231280

[twin bear]

Even the larger ones, I've recently found out I'm an abs enjoyer

I'll never have any but they can shiii

[toxic relic]

look for your friends on grindr and make fun of their profiles in dms

[tranquil bane]

I love big beefy lumberjack men

[twin bear]

This is why i deleted my of

[plush cobalt]

Beef? Beefy? Are you sure you're not in search of a cow

[neat moat]

YESS! I would die with all these flings and shit

I cant

[tender igloo]

i feel like dating apps just take away from getting to know someone and its just lazy and zero effort filled with red flags and saved games that have too many glitches and theres reasons why theyre on there

[toxic relic]

lmaooo fair, ive found several mates' profiles on there and i just message "wow, desperate huh" HAHAHAH

[plush cobalt]

I'm no dating app defender overall since I think if you just think over their business model you can see that it's not in their best interest for you to be successful

[tranquil bane]

As you get older too, its just a rf being on the apps in the first place.

[twin bear]

The shame i felt

I want to meet people but they're scary

[tranquil bane]

Being as old as I am, it's quite shameful

[hoary river]

I only have gotten ladies from MMO games, my first bar visit happened like 2 years ago

[plush cobalt]

That said, I've had some success on the apps as an average person

[twin bear]

I think I'm ugly lol

[tranquil bane]

wish I'd meet men on WoW.

[toxic relic]

average person based on what measurement

[plush cobalt]

Depends on the culture of the area, being selective (imo), and luck really

[plush cobalt]

Like average-looking, by informal subjective measure

[twin bear]

I'm built like a woman but have the jawline of a russian from a movie

[hoary river]

you do but they're likely part of "my generation" of sweaty minmaxers who have long lost the fun so they become miserable asshats who are not fit to date anyone

[plush cobalt]

As in, I'm not a model but I wouldn't consider myself unattractive

[tender igloo]

i dunno , my mom met her current bf shes been with for yeasr on there but that was when it first came out back in the early 2000's. Its just a bunch of garbage now

[twin bear]

I'm convinced I'm a drunk hit type of guy

Nobody sober is hitting

[hoary river]

You have a candy named after you in Finland, you're such a sweetie 😉

[tranquil bane]

I've played WoW for 20 years, if I'd have met someone it would have happened by now lol

[twin bear]

Well they might physically hit me shit

[plush cobalt]

Finland knows too much

[twin bear]

I wanna go to poland

[hoary river]

My first gf found me on Runescape, we were in same college. Then finding more gfs from WoW. and my current wife, by paying 7,5 euros in FFXIV

[twin bear]

No reason.

[plush cobalt]

This feels like a low self-esteem statement but it was said with what feels to me like conviction

[quasi slate]

im eating my bacon burrito

[plush cobalt]

Very odd

[quasi slate]

life good

[tranquil bane]

I wanna go to Russia, I know the pull of the Slavs

[toxic relic]

bruh

[tranquil bane]

yeah :( Just never happened with me

[vital marten]

I hope someday you can change this perception of yourself and find the warm love that lies within

[twin bear]

I'm stupid what do u mean by conviction

[tranquil bane]

I don't think I'm ugly either. Well, people tell me I'm very pretty but I don't feel it

[plush cobalt]

I mean you said it in such a way that implies confidence to me

[dawn jewel]

Waltuj

I’m at my j*b

[tranquil bane]

job*

[quasi slate]

you can go to any eastern european country thats post soviet the gopnik slavs are like flies

[dawn jewel]

BITCH

[twin bear]

Slav girls where

[tranquil bane]

love gopnik

[twin bear]

We can squat together

I bet u i can drink more vodka than some of those wannabes!

[toxic relic]

i feel conflicted

[twin bear]

I always do

[tranquil bane]

But I'll be honest, if I wasn't ugly, I'd have found a husband by now so

[twin bear]

Well depends on what the voices say

[tranquil bane]

I can't be as attractive as people say lol

[toxic relic]

interesting perceptions in chat

[hoary river]

It really is weird. I've met so many men who definitely need love in their life but they can't find anyone either, for whatever reasons. It's like a weird social issue where one side assumes the other can find anything easily, while believing they are lowest tier people. But the problems exist on both sides yet those sides never meet.

[twin bear]

I've seen ugly ppl get married

To hot ones

[tender igloo]

there is little more to it than just looks to be honest

[twin bear]

It's all about love or sum shit.

[tranquil bane]

I know. I feel I have a lot to offer.

[plush cobalt]

People say confidence like it's the #1 thing all the time but I really do think it's a significant factor

[twin bear]

I offer gaming and drinking atm

[tranquil bane]

Just men are never into me. I've tried so hard.

[hoary river]

Yeah like meeting a fine lady Puppers. Those sweet deep eyes, the crazy stare. And she will finish your crust in your food to seal the deal.

[tender igloo]

insecurities is a huge turn off to me

[twin bear]

Try switching sides

[tender igloo]

ok first of all i aint that and i aint a lady lol

[twin bear]

So many flavors of love

[tranquil bane]

I'm confident most days.

[tranquil bane]

I'm het.

[toxic relic]

puppers is one of the bros

[rain mango]

If someones insecure it usually means they have problems and alot of people dont want to bring someone elses problems into their life

[tender igloo]

like i trip on my own shoes

[twin bear]

Sir yes ma'am

[hoary river]

I had to guess, besides I'm pretty sure the Discord lore said you're a 42+ year old lady

[tranquil bane]

I'm more confident than I've ever been, and yet it's still so hard.

[toxic relic]

discord lore

[plush cobalt]

It's fine for people to have insecurities, it's just a little strange when they're worn on one's sleeve

[twin bear]

I don't know wut that means sorry

Anyways

[tranquil bane]

I'm exclusively into men, you said try switching sides.

[twin bear]

Next topic???

[plush cobalt]

Like I don't want all that on the first date, if it comes up later as a discussion that's just communication & I like that

[quasi slate]

lets game

[tranquil bane]

exactly I hide mine haha

[toxic relic]

scav is bishrexual

[twin bear]

Listen to killswitch engaged

[tender igloo]

im just me !

[toxic relic]

what side lol

[twin bear]

My bedside

[tender igloo]

clumsy autistic adhd turd ball

[twin bear]

Where my machete is

[toxic relic]

[twin bear]

Mwhahahaha

[tender igloo]

and cant remember my age

[hoary river]

and you're enough! Especially for in-game entities

[rain mango]

Hiding insecurities doesnt get rid of them

[plush cobalt]

I'm gonna go “make” a “sandwich” bye chat

[twin bear]

Im a cereal killer,
Lucky charms has been missing for 6 months

[quasi slate]

just be secure bro

[toxic relic]

flex tape bro

[twin bear]

Secure container gamma

Be a real mfer and get kappa

[quasi slate]

https://tenor.com/view/phil-swift-it-even-works-underwater-invicible-flextape-gif-17291153

[twin bear]

That's alotta damage

[toxic relic]

alotta deez nuts in your mouth

[hoary river]

when I reach 40 in few years, I'll get drunk and wonder what the fuck have I done with my life, then proceed to ignore it and play Build 42

[quasi slate]

slay 💅

[twin bear]

For 100 dollars I'd eat any nuts as long as they're non toxic

[rain mango]

Im almost always sober thats my problem

[twin bear]

I hate most nuts tho tbf

[toxic relic]

walnuts?

[twin bear]

Do u smoke bud or smth

Try that

[hoary river]

mindgoblin deez nuts

[twin bear]

Yeah walnuts are good

Almonds

[toxic relic]

almond-

[twin bear]

Cashews

[loud pumice]

I want to patch my holes underwater

[quasi slate]

just dont drink

[toxic relic]

[twin bear]

I wanna live underwater

Im a pineapple under the sea

I got spongebob inside listening to jelly rave

[rain mango]

I like pineapple

[naive flicker]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1107246175041634434.webp?size=96&animated=true

[toxic relic]

pineapple kind of sucks

unless you get them in east asia from the market

[tender igloo]

i like it but it hurts

[hoary river]

Pineapple eats you back, thats the attractive part

Real attitude

[toxic relic]

the ones in the west always so bad

[quasi slate]

ur just jealous u dont have pineapple enzymes

[rain mango]

I love pineapple

[twin bear]

I eat it on pizza and ham

Idgaf

[toxic relic]

i dont care what people put on pizza

[hoary river]

pineapple and blue cheese on a pizza

[toxic relic]

why is it in even a debate

[quasi slate]

thats a pufferfish not pizza

[twin bear]

Fr

[toxic relic]

its just food bruv, it all ends up brown out the other end

[twin bear]

Puffingfish

[quasi slate]

real

[twin bear]

Or red if ur me after eating takis

Youchhhh

[loud pumice]

🧦

[quasi slate]

https://tenor.com/view/djmax-djmax-respect-djmax-el-fail-el-fail-socks-gif-6413638048530242295

[toxic relic]

takis arent spicy

theyre this weird artificial sour imo

[loud pumice]

They are yummy

[toxic relic]

taste ass

[loud pumice]

But I only eat a few, that red 40 mmmmmmmm

[tender igloo]

i tried those a few months ago to see the hype, theyre gross

just a salt lick tube

[toxic relic]

ive tried takis twice and both times all i notice is an overwhelming fake lime taste

[twin bear]

No but after three bags

I eat bags of em

That and creme

Sour not spice

Agreed

[tender igloo]

think they would be tolerable without all the seasoning

[quasi slate]

i like vulcano tskis and the purple one but only one bag every couple of months because after a few bites the flavor just disappears and you taste sour chems

[twin bear]

But i have american tastebuds

[toxic relic]

apparently

bro hasnt tasted shapes

[quasi slate]

pepoofat

[loud pumice]

Not even a hi

[toxic relic]

i recognise name dropping shapes is a reference no one will get but it was for me not the audience

[loud pumice]

Shrup fartass

[twin bear]

Can't help it

[toxic relic]

if youre asking how i am i am deciding where to get drunk tonight to forget about work and deciding what to read.

how are you

[quasi slate]

just peed my pants im heart broken super devastated

[toxic relic]

if youre telling me to shut up i say,
"damn, you egg"

[quasi slate]

markiplier used AI how could he do this my childhood

FIGHT AGAINST AI

[toxic relic]

ehos markiplier

[quasi slate]

portuguese

[toxic relic]

donde

[quasi slate]

https://tenor.com/view/bite-of-87-was-that-the-bite-of-87-fnaf-markiplier-gif-4088330124955617216

[toxic relic]

is that him

hes fucking hot dude

[quasi slate]

markiplier

market flyer

market fire

[toxic relic]

bro what hes hot damn

[quasi slate]

mark a plier

[toxic relic]

who is this man

[quasi slate]

https://tenor.com/view/markiplier-unusannus-gif-22358871

[toxic relic]

[warm atlas]

That is markaplier

[twin bear]

He was one of my favorite cvs

Ccs*

[warm atlas]

He markets pliers

[toxic relic]

built like a brick shit house

[quasi slate]

i miss Unus Annus

[twin bear]

He's good lookin

[toxic relic]

would smash

[quasi slate]

https://tenor.com/view/weird-scary-odd-random-wtf-gif-20169912

[twin bear]

I miss watching old dantdm mod videos

[quasi slate]

i miss watching tobuscus do his minecraft aether playthrough

[shell grove]

has anyone ever hosted a server on broccoli?

I need some help

[rain mango]

Once u start delving into nostalgia u will become depressed

[quasi slate]

no

[twin bear]

Youtube is losing its grip on me big time

[rain mango]

hm.

[toxic relic]

youre the one listening to twenty one pilots

[rain mango]

so?

[twin bear]

Lmao

I know it's hard sometimes

[toxic relic]

lol

[rain mango]

Im unemployed currently with a tummy ache

I need my boybands

[warm atlas]

Man

[warm atlas]

Life was easier back then

[rain mango]

Because u were younger

[twin bear]

It wasn't but yeah i know wut u mean

[rain mango]

Now we have taxes and JOBS

[twin bear]

These are my boybands

[rain mango]

Resident evil

I know ball.

[twin bear]

For comfort
for solace

This cig is hitting hard dam

[rain mango]

Cigs suck

Atleast its not a vape..

Cancer pod vs cancer sticks

[twin bear]

Nah peak keeps coming on

[warm atlas]

I was young and oblivious

[twin bear]

I do both. Yeah ik I'm gross

[warm atlas]

Now im old

And knowledgeable

Man

[rain mango]

Ur teeth are prob messed up

[twin bear]

Nah thankfully

[warm atlas]

Life was good back then

[rain mango]

I mean ik its to cope with living n stuff but u should quit cigs n vapes

Weeds better for u in some ways

[twin bear]

It's not coping at this point sadly

[rain mango]

Id take drinking alcohol over cigs or vapes anytime

[twin bear]

The coping is alcohol

[warm atlas]

I would probably sooner make a deal with the devil than smoke tbh

[twin bear]

For me at least

[warm atlas]

Seen what that does to people

Aint pretty

[twin bear]

Discordians don't like cigs

[rain mango]

Nobody likes cigs

[warm atlas]

I have reasons why I don’t like em

[twin bear]

I sure do

[rain mango]

They stink they taste like shit

[raw rock]

I like cigs

[twin bear]

U prolly got sick off a menthol

Noob

[raw rock]

Red 100s

[karmic jetty]

[twin bear]

I smoke basic 100s

[rain mango]

Ive been around smoking since i was born

[raw rock]

Love me some red 100s

[twin bear]

Full flavor

[burnt kite]

Descenders is so fun

[rain mango]

Cigs are horrible

[twin bear]

Keep it that way

[raw rock]

Guys im quitting smoking, no reason.

[twin bear]

Don't be a hypocrite

[twin bear]

Sure

No reason

[raw rock]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1111008314088755300/1368328846570684447/grenade.gif

[warm atlas]

I don’t smoke myself but it aint my place what others do

All ima say

[rain mango]

The worst part abt cigs is nobody wants to kiss someone who smokes em

[twin bear]

I smoke bud all day

[quasi slate]

this is LITERALLY ME everyday at 7:30 am

[raw rock]

Oh im for SURE quitting smoking now.

[twin bear]

Brush ur teeth and u won't smell

[raw rock]

Real.

[rain mango]

It stays on the tongue

[raw rock]

You use mouthwash

[warm atlas]

Anyway

[rain mango]

it also makes ur clothes stink.

[warm atlas]

Scav

Opinion on whiskey?

[raw rock]

Your clothes already smell.

[rain mango]

Wiskey or whiskey!

[warm atlas]

Whiskey the drink

Like

Alcohol

[rain mango]

They’re both alcohol

[warm atlas]

Wait

[rain mango]

Wiskey and whiskey are dif

[warm atlas]

You serious?

[rain mango]

Yes

Some whiskey is also called wine

[simple bear]

mfs that consider shopping and eating as “going out” in town r boring af

[rain mango]

It depends on the manufacturer

[simple bear]

spend money and spend even more money

[rain mango]

Wine isnt just grape wine

[simple bear]

how is that fun

[warm atlas]

Well

[rain mango]

Some places sell whiskey titled as wine

[quasi slate]

cute video

[warm atlas]

Now thats smt

[rain mango]

Yeah

[warm atlas]

Thanks cake

[rain mango]

Wiskey i think is canadian alcohol

[warm atlas]

I genuinely did not know that

[rain mango]

Wisky is canadian alcohol

Whiskey is american

[warm atlas]

Huh the more you know

[rain mango]

Some whiskey is bottled as wine tho

Depends on ur state

Cuz originally whiskey was named wine

Wine in america wasnt originally grapes

Wine is a european alcohol

[rain mango]

Made with grapes

[rain mango]

Not made with grapes

American wine is basically just whiskey

[warm atlas]

Alright

This stuff is genuinely interesting for me to learn and the fact that I didn’t know any of this

Surprising

[rain mango]

Alcohol is weirdly complex

Japanese wine isnt made with grapes funnily enough

Japanese wine is rice based usually

[warm atlas]

Yea

That I know

[rain mango]

Japanese wine is different from sake

[burnt kite]

Yappanese vine

https://tenor.com/view/spoon-big-spoon-funny-mad-evil-stare-gif-17762991

[rain mango]

Im sending u to the gulag

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/136501320340209664/1392892474451820625/jrlploq4dxbf1.gif

[warm atlas]

I second that

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1171133093646712872/1303101466977767537/togif.gif

[burnt kite]

This meme got ruined by that fuckass song

[rain mango]

Cinema

[warm atlas]

So true

[rain mango]

The song is funny but cringe

The original posts were funnier

With it being schizo theories abt asgore being a drunk driver who murdered dess

[warm atlas]

The joke got ruined tbh

The song

[rain mango]

Just like

[warm atlas]

Just kinda became the main thing

[rain mango]

“My name is edwardddd”

lmfao

[warm atlas]

Yep

[rain mango]

The fnaf community is so bad now

[warm atlas]

Most communities arent as good anymore

They all used to be smt better

[rain mango]

Booty

[warm atlas]

Damn

None of that was expected

[gleaming otter]

If I want to host dedicated server with 30ish mods. How many GB should I aim for with 5 - 8 players.

[warm atlas]

At all

[twin bear]

It's not as manly as i thought it was

Mfer be making it seem like it's pure alcohol

[warm atlas]

I see

[twin bear]

My 9 dollar bottle of vodka will get u buzzed faster than Jack daniels

😭

[warm atlas]

Lmao

[twin bear]

I may be biased cuz it's my favorite drink

[warm atlas]

Your liver must look terrible after all this😭

[twin bear]

Apart from milk

[warm atlas]

Based

[twin bear]

100% it's blackened

[warm atlas]

Ts looks like a dried sausage

[twin bear]

Worse prolly spotted dick or wtv it's called

I think it's an English food or smth

[warm atlas]

Maybe

Dunno myself

[twin bear]

Never had it before it looks gross tho

Not a big fan of British cuisine

[quasi slate]

scrumpe

[twin bear]

A bottle of the good shit after walking thru yantar

Would hit

So dam hard

[burnt kite]

What happened to good fnaf songs

My brain cant remember anything further than fnaf 5

[quiet siren]

I think my neighbor not only removed his car's muffler but taped a fucking amp to it and cranked the volume

[twin bear]

Five nights at freddies

[rain mango]

I only remember custom night

Now

[twin bear]

Is this where u wanna be

I just don't get it

[rain mango]

Why would u wanna stay

[twin bear]

Why do you want to stay

Lnaooo

[burnt kite]

Least favorite one icl

[quiet siren]

My ears ring like crazy every time he starts that godforsaken car

[rain mango]

Five nights at freddyssss

[twin bear]

I like the fnaf 4 one

[rain mango]

U lil kiddos like kombucha?

[twin bear]

Just dream or wtv the fuck

[burnt kite]

Fungus water

[shell grove]

Has anyone hosted a broccoli server that could help me?

[dawn jewel]

What is a broccoli server

[twin bear]

The hell is that

[shell grove]

a rented server

[rain mango]

Tea with good bacteria and yeast

Its basically medicine

Lol.

God the one im drinking rn is so strong

Like woo

[twin bear]

Like kvass but not bread water with a lil alcohol

[rain mango]

Its so strong my tongue stings a lil

[twin bear]

Is it available in the US

[quasi slate]

nop

[twin bear]

Or should i say in stores everywhere

[rain mango]

Yes

Its chinese

[twin bear]

Got a brand u would recommend

[rain mango]

Uhhh

Humm

Warning it is stronggg

Like the taste

[gleaming otter]

So for the bandits mod, how often do they spawn?

[dawn jewel]

OHH

[rain mango]

Legit more acquired taste than vodka

Like this taste is strongg

U could totes mix this shit with some rum tho

Get that medicinal benifits + buzz

Its supposedly like a super food drink liquid thing

Also water it down

[quasi slate]

"men have no standards"
me and the boys searching for the perfect base location for our 2 week minecraft phase

[karmic jetty]

[warm atlas]

Peak

[karmic jetty]

erm peak is a diff game

[rain mango]

Zomboid

[twin bear]

I'm not scared lay it on me

[quasi slate]

u tryna throw hands

[twin bear]

We had application pdfs for our factions

[quasi slate]

wtf

[twin bear]

😭 it was ruff getting new ppl for the higher end factions

[rain mango]

Uh

Imagine if ninja got a

[twin bear]

Low taper fade

https://tenor.com/view/low-taper-fade-ai-gif-10083076589984469107

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/mahito-jjk-jujutsu-kaisen-gif-6751726380292581160

[twin bear]

40k upfront

[rain mango]

Ill give y a tootsie pop

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/mao-zedong-hello-chat-mao-gif-22461031

[twin bear]

I actually havent had one in years dam

Like a long time

[quasi slate]

https://youtu.be/Rl97qQWx3po Lithuanian Jake

[rain mango]

If i was a worm would u all still hate me?

[neat moat]

Id eat you

[twin bear]

This would make a great voiceline in a game I know of

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/kpop-demon-hunters-saja-boys-saja-boys-jinu-running-running-from-my-problems-gif-17458956910880998870

[neat moat]

so you have live in my intstens cus ur a tapeworm 🫶

[twin bear]

That is better than the original bacon pancakes song to me

[rain mango]

Im not a tapeworm

[twin bear]

U can have ur own dirt bed on the dresser

[chrome jetty]

That’s exactly what a tapeworm would say

[twin bear]

And a lil house

[rain mango]

woah

[neat moat]

cake:

[twin bear]

What

Is that

[rain mango]

me staring at the large pink object on ur dresser

[quasi slate]

Gurt you tryna throw hands

[neat moat]

No

[twin bear]

Yes

[neat moat]

neither of us have any hands

[quasi slate]

i can grow them

[quasi slate]

lets go brev

[twin bear]

Why does this look familiar

https://tenor.com/view/carl-douglas-kungfu-kung-fu-fighting-gif-7220196529493951754

[onyx igloo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/405782859446747146/1400931014548914256/RDT_20240606_123028.mp4?ex=688e6e2d&is=688d1cad&hm=1453e9a96a57a27e1772a7400c2c376826ea291f5fc46b51d9c81f072ed8b1b2&

guys i think hes onto something

[jovial kraken]

@drifting pine hey whut

didn't even get a channce to look at the reason

can u send it in my DM

[lament shadow]

Anyone know of any stictly "Wilderness" servers?

[crude furnace]

when 43

[neat moat]

when me and your mother are done

[pale berry]

Time to kill a geologist

[lilac quarry]

@toxic relic be careful

[vital marten]

I have a feeling Leon’s seen something horrible caused by obsidian

[lilac quarry]

no I love it

[karmic jetty]

[lilac quarry]

nothing bad has ever happened

nothing

ever

happens

[dim cloak]

yeah. Under Bethesda.

[pale berry]

My first flint knap ever

[karmic jetty]

flint and steeeel

[lilac quarry]

he's gonna enter the iron age soon

[pale berry]

Honestly not sure whether I should be proud or not

[karmic jetty]

we have to stop this

[lilac quarry]

I think we should encourage him

what if he surpasses us

[karmic jetty]

he will not

[lilac quarry]

hater

[karmic jetty]

[karmic jetty]

training for my new role

[pale berry]

LoKiel what's the bribing rate to mute zeerol

[karmic jetty]

!!!

[lilac quarry]

I'll do it for free

any time

[karmic jetty]

[pale berry]

Also lokiel funny news

I got a abscess in my armpit

[lilac quarry]

is it actually funny

[karmic jetty]

erm

[lilac quarry]

of course it isn't

[rose kestrel]

house-life

[pale berry]

It's early so antibiotics still work but

[karmic jetty]

u need to take care of ur hygiene

[lilac quarry]

it's over for unusual

[pale berry]

I shower twice a day this can't be happening to me

[karmic jetty]

uhh u missed a spot

[pale berry]

Zeerol I hope you shit yourself in public while the bathroom is occupied

[karmic jetty]

[twin bear]

This would go hard in an sfm

[rose kestrel]

Fent life 2: Fentanence Cascade

[twin bear]

🗣️ I would sub to a series like that

[rose kestrel]

especially in PZ

[plush cobalt]

Once witnessed someone stop the microwave at 3 seconds. Trust gone

[twin bear]

Microwaves are a liability

[onyx igloo]

is it because i threw one at your head?

[twin bear]

I wonder if u start a fire with an oven can u still bake things in the fire

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/braindead-cat-brain-damage-gif-583403308765934478

[lilac quarry]

sometimes instead of hitting the button I like to just open the door to stop the time but I don't hit reset for days just to change things up

[rose kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-derp-squint-gif-16304453

[lilac quarry]

I like to think it keeps the onboard computer on its toes

[plush cobalt]

No hate, all love, I no longer think you are safe to be around

[lilac quarry]

when are we meeting

do you wanna go kayaking

[twin bear]

Born to drool

[rose kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/siren-borzoi-siren-dog-alarm-dog-dog-with-siren-on-head-dog-with-siren-gif-9095359937690691350

[dim cloak]

born to drool, forced to slurp

[rose kestrel]

Frogski ban them

[twin bear]

🗣️

[polar kernel]

did someone say kayaking

[lilac quarry]

stay on 41

imo

[jovial kraken]

bro go and see one cus it might be a spear's head from stone age or smth

[jovial kraken]

idk the b42 is optimized

[lilac quarry]

yeah I mean you can do 42 absolutely, just 41 has basically zero risk of your save being corrupted

[dawn jewel]

I love sticker permission

I’m no longer peasant

[lilac quarry]

return to plunger

[dawn jewel]

NO

[lilac quarry]

return to plunger

[dawn jewel]

NO

WIDIWJS

NOOO

[lilac quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/out-disappear-bye-vanished-gif-4932063

[dawn jewel]

NOOO CONE BACK

GIVE ME MY HAMMER

[lilac quarry]

going on vacation for only 2 years I'll change it back then

[dawn jewel]

NO WKSIWJD

IT TOOK SO LONG

[lilac quarry]

an unreal amount tbh, like multiple overhauls of systems, the way zombies work, the map itself

just very different

[twin bear]

I would start a new guy

Or girl

[lilac quarry]

I'd recommend playing B42 and holding off on a true long term run for now but if you want to play super long term then do 41

[dawn jewel]

@stone meadow GIVE ME MY A LISTER STATUS BACK

[sudden tendon]

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[dawn jewel]

[sudden tendon]

i fifnally got a proper gaming laptoppppp'

[lilac quarry]

chill chill

[dawn jewel]

I must return to work

OHG

[sudden tendon]

i can finally play zomboid

[lilac quarry]

I WAS TYPING

[dawn jewel]

YEYY

[neat moat]

slimy merry

[twin bear]

Darn chat is moving faster than when 10 ppl are active lol

[neat moat]

boogers

merry is a giant booger

[sudden tendon]

++

[twin bear]

Snack wrap is back

Ig at least spotify says so

[sudden tendon]

where b42 up till now

i dont wanna watch a whole mr atomic duck vid

[twin bear]

First clip has happened to everyone

[burnt kite]

Going on a murder spree after kitting up?

[pale berry]

I made it myself

[jovial kraken]

aah

cool

is it sharp

[pale berry]

If I throw it it'll definitely kill

[twin bear]

That and dying to a water camping sniper

[burnt kite]

Dayz has mfs neglecting every single international humanitarian law

[twin bear]

Eating people even though i have beans

Priorities man

[harsh vault]

real

[neat moat]

@harsh vault pov

[rose kestrel]

Rust

[twin bear]

Rust is Australian people bullying me all day

[harsh vault]

i actually do have footage of my warcrimes

[twin bear]

No thanks

[rose kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/thierry-henry-thierry-henry-shocked-shocked-chokbar-choqué-gif-14763310409085060851

[harsh vault]

i created my own ussr banned documentary on the behavior of freshies when i put them through torture tests

had like my own crew, prison cells, shit like that

[twin bear]

U gotta lock down labs one time

That's fun to do

[harsh vault]

made a couple starve to death, and have to decide who to eat and who gets to live

[neat moat]

floofie why do you do this

[twin bear]

The price was a gpu or an mcb until we kept dying to cheaters

[neat moat]

🧐

[twin bear]

Why would u not

[harsh vault]

dayz is like my world

i get to mess with the sillys who live on it

[twin bear]

Dayz needs a next gen update

[neat moat]

So in your world you make those who inhabit it suffer?

https://tenor.com/view/kyaru-princess-connect-anime-sip-awkward-gif-26897271

[twin bear]

That's how every survival game is

[harsh vault]

yeah

[rose kestrel]

Wolf in Sheeps clothing

Genocide Floof

[harsh vault]

down with freshie species

[twin bear]

It's not genocide unless u say it is

[neat moat]

Im not like that in survival games

[twin bear]

I tried bein nice

[neat moat]

I kinda just do my own thing

You can be nice to me scav

trust

[twin bear]

Pve ain't fun and mfers can't be trusted

[harsh vault]

i take dayz as an experiment to what my brain can create

[neat moat]

its cus the devs force pvp

[twin bear]

I WILL kill u for ur pink shorts

[neat moat]

pve can be fun, look at zomboid

[twin bear]

Dayz pve is ass without lots of mods

But yeah agreed

[neat moat]

I know, thats why I don't play it

[twin bear]

Pve zomboid is my top solo option

Other than spt rn

[rose kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/praying-crying-downfall-sad-tears-praying-gif-7785197299162436598

[rose kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-awkward-awkward-dog-staring-dog-patchibana-gif-13086408744970718509

[harsh vault]

this little creature gave me a silly face of plead before i scalped him

[twin gazelle]

lol

[rose kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/bobawooyo-dog-confused-dog-huh-dog-meme-shocked-dog-gif-16713203299056947073

[twin bear]

Nuketown with peter griffin and master chief in fortnite

[harsh vault]

so who wants to play dayz with me :3

[twin bear]

U got actual warcrimes or nahhh

[twin gazelle]

fortnite with friends actually slaps tbh

[twin bear]

Wheres the piles of meat

[neat moat]

I swear you get off on this shit smh

[twin bear]

And bodies

[twin gazelle]

is dayz good

[harsh vault]

thats in kamyshovo scav

[twin gazelle]

i want it but ima brokie

[harsh vault]

yes it is

aw

[twin gazelle]

so i gotta spend my money wisely'

[twin bear]

On pc it's worth buying

[harsh vault]

what makes you say that

[twin bear]

Don't buy the console version

[twin gazelle]

i basically only play on pc

is it as lonely as zomboid

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/ryo-ryo-yamada-bocchi-bocchi-the-rock-bocchi-the-rock-gif-gif-27152609

[harsh vault]

@lost saffron you have watched me play dayz recently, am i really that sadistic

[rose kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/reaction-my-eyes-cant-unsee-burn-gif-7225082

[twin gazelle]

smash

[lost saffron]

no

quite the opposite

[harsh vault]

see guys

[twin bear]

Im gonna play some waw on xbox 360

[harsh vault]

trust beans

[twin bear]

Veteran ofc

[lost saffron]

i am very trustworthy

[twin gazelle]

waw?

[neat moat]

shes a minor

[harsh vault]

beans name one time i did a bad

[twin gazelle]

i'm a minor bucko

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/cod-waw-call-of-duty-world-at-war-cod-world-at-war-call-of-duty-waw-gif-12924659322008428516

[lost saffron]

uhhh

[neat moat]

how old

[lost saffron]

that one time you shot that guy in the leg

[harsh vault]

OKAY WE DONT TALK ABOUT GHOST RECON THOUGH

[neat moat]

now we gonna get technical

[twin gazelle]

15

[harsh vault]

i totally dont do war crimes in that game

[neat moat]

ok you pass

[onyx igloo]

what do i do

[twin gazelle]

she's probably older

[dim cloak]

plot twist: he meant worse!
jk

[lost saffron]

bro wasnt even scared

[neat moat]

nah shes 15

[lost saffron]

just pissed

[harsh vault]

15 year old

icky

[twin bear]

World at war

[harsh vault]

youngling

[twin gazelle]

😜

[twin gazelle]

ageism ima call a mod

[twin bear]

Bro

https://tenor.com/view/itstommylove-tommylove-tommy-stalker-stalker-shadow-of-chernobyl-gif-3287512186578866085

[harsh vault]

-w-

[twin gazelle]

/j ofc

[onyx igloo]

what da dog doin

[dim cloak]

i just looked it up and Ryo is at least 18

[twin bear]

Amazing

[neat moat]

nah 15

[twin gazelle]

so if i smash her she'd get arrested

[twin bear]

Bro googled anime girl age

Crazy thing

[tender igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/atra-bilis-wtf-joke-jokes-funny-jokes-gif-26870710

[lost saffron]

this chat sucks

[twin gazelle]

mb

[neat moat]

no you'd get arrested cus you didn't ask for concent

[tender igloo]

lol

[dim cloak]

She has to learn to drive, and, and in japan, you have to be at least 18

[harsh vault]

is it because im here

[twin bear]

Prometheus

[twin gazelle]

bro consent ofc

[lost saffron]

no

[dim cloak]

for an episode i mean

[twin gazelle]

no it's cause gurt sent an anime girl picture

[twin bear]

What the fuck are we talkin abt

[lost saffron]

something more to do with the mfs talking about fucking anime girls

[neat moat]

why does everyone wanna do it with the gifs I send jc

[twin bear]

I do not condone or partake in this!!

[twin gazelle]

i wan't being completely serious

[harsh vault]

simps smh

[tender igloo]

uh huh

[lost saffron]

real

[rose kestrel]

Floof burned down the orphanage in Ghost Recon

[dim cloak]

Bocchi is 15, later 16 when the celebrate her birthday

[twin gazelle]

i mean i would but ya know ignore me

[twin bear]

Dooty

[harsh vault]

beans u simp the most out of anyone in this chat

[dim cloak]

everyone else is 17+

[twin gazelle]

why does bro know the lore so well

[dim cloak]

bc i looked it up.

[harsh vault]

maybe a few

[twin gazelle]

i'm sorry u had to taint ur search history

[twin bear]

My search history is all gas blocks and magazines atm

[twin bear]

Lmao

[dim cloak]

bruh it's anime.

[twin gazelle]

i'm kidding i'm just really bad at being funny

[lost saffron]

shush

we dont talk about that

[harsh vault]

or else what

[onyx igloo]

what have you summoned

[lost saffron]

idk

[rose kestrel]

who can possibly stop the plans of this mad floof?

[twin bear]

Bro the nutrition label has a fucking infinity symbol

[dim cloak]

fair. i'm usually terrible at being funny but i do get a laugh from others sometimes

[twin bear]

It's gotta be a cosmic entity

[lost saffron]

nobody

[twin gazelle]

whenever i go online i lose any sense of humor

[lost saffron]

she’s too crazy

got too silly

[harsh vault]

shrimple, i want someone who loves me and takes care of me >w<, i gone feral!

[dim cloak]

i just usually say what i think is funny, even if no one else thinks it is

[twin bear]

I want someone to bring me the fuckin ammo!

[twin gazelle]

i just say what i think others find funny, which no one thinks is

[twin bear]

We're pinned down at terragroup HQ and need support there's waves of scavs coming in!

[rose kestrel]

Behave and take your shot otherwise no puddiing for tonight

https://tenor.com/view/needle-injection-flick-phlebotomy-phlebotomist-gif-26149954

[harsh vault]

I DONT WANT PUDDING

[dim cloak]

that's where you're doing it wrong i think

[twin gazelle]

pudding overrated

[chrome jetty]

Kapow

Rice pudding slaps

[twin bear]

Booty juice

[rose kestrel]

GUARDS INTERVENE

[harsh vault]

who are ze guards

[twin bear]

I know the sleepy juice when i see it

[harsh vault]

who thus betrayed me

[twin bear]

Gluey

[trail palm]

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[twin bear]

His lil bastards

[dim cloak]

quick! Floof's turning German!

[twin gazelle]

sleepy juice hell no

[dim cloak]

hurry!

[rose kestrel]

slepyboy

[harsh vault]

NEIN

[twin gazelle]

BRO I WAS TYPING NEIN WHEN U SAID THAT

[trail palm]

https://tenor.com/view/post-this-cat-cat-meow-general-general-chat-gif-27555670

[twin gazelle]

i wish i was a faster typer

[harsh vault]

get owned

[twin gazelle]

u totally juked me

[harsh vault]

jukebox

let me play a tune

[twin gazelle]

guys there's a thrift store near me that has a jukebox should i get it

it's full sized

[lost saffron]

no

[twin gazelle]

4500$

cad

[lost saffron]

even less

[onyx igloo]

soup can

[harsh vault]

Da budem fer mogu da govorim ovu paklenu stvar!

[rose kestrel]

the world has burned, so many have turned, Floof is to blame

[onyx igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/soup-can-demo-man-demoman-demo-explode-gif-16649603260093954087

thats the way ye do it

[twin gazelle]

watashino neko wa totemo kawaii desu ne

[harsh vault]

...

[twin gazelle]

hai hai ai shi teru neko-chan

[twin bear]

El taco bell

[dim cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/what-raiden-metal-gear-rising-revengeance-wait-what-gif-2485791812676628274

[twin gazelle]

mhm that's all i remember from duolingo

[twin gazelle]

MGS

[subtle vault]

ག་ཅི་འབྱུང་དོ་ཡོདཔ་སྨོ?

[harsh vault]

the language of lines

[twin bear]

Am I being invaded by aliens

I hope the song isn't too much but it is just juicy J😭
Just don't nuke me ong

[harsh vault]

yes

[twin gazelle]

literally every language what is bro on

[harsh vault]

am not ur bro

[rose kestrel]

@harsh vault poisoned our water supply, burned our crops and delivered a plague unto our houses!

[harsh vault]

im getting framed

[subtle vault]

Dzongkha slander won't be tolerated

[twin gazelle]

bro i call everyone bro

[dim cloak]

Yeah, they were referencing Armstrong's boss theme

[twin gazelle]

i'm not a true fan i didn't notice

i'm ashamed

[harsh vault]

scarf wont like that one, best avoid them

[dim cloak]

same but i knew

by proxy

[twin bear]

Fr tho i feel that

[dim cloak]

spangebeb

[twin bear]

But i use bro alot lol~

[twin gazelle]

is it not fine to call everyone bro if u just call them bro since bro is what you've called literally everyone

[rose kestrel]

xir this is an Xendys

[twin bear]

Quagmire toilet

[twin gazelle]

lol

[subtle vault]

ମୋତେ ଗୋଟିଏ କମଳା ଖୋଜିବାକୁ ପଡିବ।

[twin gazelle]

my sister got a job at burger king i'm disappointed

[rose kestrel]

Scarf?

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/quagmire-toilet-glenn-quagmire-gif-15511282

[harsh vault]

why are you speaking georgian

[twin gazelle]

shoulda gone for wendy's

[subtle vault]

Felt like it🙏

[harsh vault]

hell naw

[twin gazelle]

preach dude

[harsh vault]

you didnt even say anything proper

[rose kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/today's-execution-todays-execution-execution-brotherhood-of-nod-brotherhood-gif-6340241350060854132

[harsh vault]

you just said random letters

[onyx igloo]

mods send them to the half life 2 beta

[dim cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/leonkuwata-monokuma-kuwata-gif-18363192

[twin bear]

We should be doing these with the bad guys ong

[harsh vault]

from mrps gang

[twin bear]

Not even joking lol itd make a huge amount of money

[onyx igloo]

only the highest skills criminals are in that gang..

[subtle vault]

Felt

[twin gazelle]

is danganropa good

[subtle vault]

No

[rose kestrel]

sorry but what i posted is way more based and realistic if you watched the whole thing

[twin gazelle]

😦

[dim cloak]

imo yea

[dim cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/danganronpa-despair-junko-mastermind-crazy-gif-7217344

me trying to understand

[twin gazelle]

ik i was insulting anime earlier but dude i play persona i can't talk

[subtle vault]

Favourite silent hill game?

[twin gazelle]

me?

[rose kestrel]

Executionier Judy instead of Judge

[subtle vault]

Yes

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/fallout-fallout-2-enclave-dead-chat-dead-gif-5336649754262297362

[twin gazelle]

sh2 og or 3

[subtle vault]

Good

[chrome jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/dodge-the-matrix-swerve-lunge-dive-gif-22197111

[twin gazelle]

1 and 4 are great too tho

[twin bear]

Idc what bitch ass faction u like