#general_chat
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do you want the benefit for a month
thats a long piss
why do we say that. Take a piss, when in actuality youre leaving a piss
erhm im taking it bro
like one of those bowls
take a piss leave a piss
ban everyone who asked "MP when" or "patch when" until the patch comes out
im a high intelligence male, buster, dont mess with me
smegma male
sugma male
sugma nuts gotem
lmao gottem nuts on your face
that would again get rid of half our users
I didnt need to know this
only until the patch comes, you can use a mute instead
bruh what am i an cephalopod
i mean im taking the piss
high value male right here guys π€―
No thank you stink
thank you tammy
THANK YOU SIR MAY I HAVE ANOTHER π£οΈ
call me a holy filter the way my ass hair turns poop into water π₯
what if you wanna talk about members of parliament
Bullocks
ok a finnish minor football team then
smegma male indeed
yogurt male affirmations >
erhm p word
pp
a group of monkeys is called a congress stink π€ π
sometimes i say weewee
hey stop saying that!!
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Foll...
literally?
did he shatter in a million pieces
group of owls is called a parliament, too
erhm, if he's literally broken then why is he not a pile of destroyed remains and clobbered meat on the floor
How to break a man
step by step tutorial (with pictures)
i have a gif for you bill
do you want to see it
if your asking me there probably a catch
no
Hey chat what game should I play
a group of Frogskis is called an army
i just need to dm it to you
I'm bored and dunno what to play


Factorio
okay then you can dm it
ok
rimworld
anything that doesn't ruin one's mental health, so not ARK
factorio
Factorio
I can only mute for a week
cba to keep reapplying a week mute every week
the patch drops in a week then, their hands are bound. They trusted moderation to you
you have the supreme power
True, that is their fault
Well not supreme
as we saw earlier, I can become toilet licker whenever
and dontchu ever forget
I wish I was a degraded role shitposter
sorry alpha*
huh
slash rank
rank
/rank
you smell rank
lmao
lmaooo
I dunno what it is between Frogski and nasKo
idk why it isnt working but its funny
thank you mister
because he didnt click through the pop-up options
bro lost rank privileges
we dont know either
I can't tell if it's tension or something else
discord messenger dont have it
Is build 42 coming soon? Itβs 42.8 now.
first of all youre 2 versions behind somehow
second of all, noone said it will stop at 42.10
build 42 came already, and saw, and conquered
considering 41 stopped at .78
KILL!
I mean stable and MP included.
and B41 by itself wasn't stable till like 41.60
/rank user:@burnt kite text_mode:True
aint no fucking way
raptium is rank #196 at level 23 with 26,070 experience. (480 left for the next level)
[β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β ] 78%
i got you bro
same but mp seriously won't be coming out for at least a year
probably to do with the pop up crap
lambos or wendy's, imma get my tendies
raptium is rank #196 at level 23 with 26,071 experience. (479 left for the next level)
[β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β ] 78%
Every time someone asks, I hide another greek question mark in the code
I have 3 nitro codes for Discord friends, but it requires you to be new Nitro user (I think) and begs for your credit card info
there ya go @burnt kite
thank you kings
i aint giving them shit 
yeah thats exactly why no one wants the "free Nitro"
βat least a yearβ 
and i can only afford nitro basic
yeah, that's about how long it took before b41 was ready for mp testing
thank you @dawn jewel
not gonna be for a while
If it comes faster than B41 MP, it'll be here around December this year. We only have speculations and we get told many times over that there's no set release date. It'll come when it's ready.
if i cant post the entire bee movie with my 500 mb file limit then whats the fucking point to nitro

pfft
why not post the script, so we can imagine the movie in our heads
not worth
the point is, you get randoms asking you for any gift codes so they can sell them online for scraps
haha bee movie script
also holy shit summoner is nuts in corekeeper
economics
aww man
i was somewhat serious with the script, so we can each imagine what the bee movie would've looked like if each of us directed it
discord has also began giving out free week of nitro to random ppl to hook them on
there's a single item that makes your summons self destruct and converts 500% of their base damage into that explosion
spiffo bot hates you
they done took my level perms
it can also mine lmao
i dont even know how to strip someone of rank privileges
can you? Why would you?
i dont think its possible
Still love this clip
so I think its legit the bot just not working for you lmao
no thanks mate
all or nothing
what client are you using
discord messenger
light mode crazy
it has backward compatibility down to windows 2000
being bored is torture
why
especially for long periods of time
why not goofcord or vencord
customisation mate
the actually good ones
i meant why not vencord or goofcord, not why use a different client
customisation
because I enjoy suffering
@dawn jewel thank you
clown wants the windows xp life
fair
users who don't use dark backgrounds are masochists
ngl i like the 90s aesthetic
it looks like you can change the theme tho
i love me a one week 1600kcal diet because i ate ton on holidays
there's pure white, and light gray, according to the screenshots on github
1600kcal stretched throughout the week?
yessir
150g protein everyday too
mental
how's that compare to the normal diet
i do intermittent fasting and eat most of my meals between 4-7pm
thats a 1k kcal deficit for me
Maybe I should do that
i've been only eating a single sandwich for breakfast and lunch, and whatever my mom makes for dinner, and that's it for the past 3 days
if u want to cut down then go for 200-300 below maintenance
mines 2600-2750
wait dude
i am very active
are you saying 1600kcal daily for a week
that sounds too good to be true mane π
or 1600kcal for a week
daily
1600kcal a week is mental
Jesus fucking Christ
ok yeah thats fine
not even david goggins would do that
we thought you meant the other one
nah
I thought you meant throughout the week
The hell
so far i don't need a diet, but i won't hurt me either
nahh man wtf πΉοΈ
its a harsh cut though
diet is my lifestyle tbh
first time at an all-inclusive hotel
and i had cravings because ive been cutting for 2 years
fair mate at least you had fun
Only a pbj sandwich for breakfast, a ham and cheese sandwich with mayo for lunch, and usually a good dinner for, well, dinner
sandwiches suck
1hr of fun which was destroyed by overwhelming stomach pain
π£οΈ
i agree but that's my only option
You suck
i prefere burger
i do
holy unhealthy mane
burgers suck too
homemade lean beef burgers???

I only like them if I made them
hey, i usually snack between those, so i'm cutting a lot out already.
i dont like the concept of stacked food
fair
Mcdonalds can suck my ass
ive always picked apart sandwiches even when i was a young boy lol
stack stack stack it up
i eat the pieces separately
stand on my money im 6 foot
What about cake
ok thats weird lol
or lasagna
mcdonalds is lowkey good
i am a man of unique taste
i love the pistachio mcflurry
pick apart
holy shit their pistacho sauce is good
dafaq how
I often rearrange sandwiches
are you american?
remove the pasta sheets
fuck no mate
oh
It should be cheese at the bottom, everything else in the middle, meat at the top
cuz american icing isnt the same around the world
do you seperate the meat from the cheese too?
i dont eat cheese
cheese is booger
smells rancid
banana bread π
i prefer ice cream over any sweet tbh
baked oats β₯οΈ
theres so many cheeses
with ninja creami
i dont like ice cream haha
literally no cals and lots of protein
Are you lack toes in toddler ant
nah dude
I am
i am aware
Wont stop me tho
they all have a specific smell
obversus ur so picky lol
i am dude
i eat everything thats eatable
Unfortunately being asian I inherited the lactose intolerance gene and the alcohol allergy gene
and I fight my fate
laughing whilst eating my skyr
my dad cried when i was 10 cause he said he couldnt keep making the same food for me all the time it was ruining his mental health
Ill eat all the cheese and ice cream and drink all the beers

i am but i still drink milk and eat ice cream, albeit either lactaid or just drink in moderation
i have the alcohol one but not the cheese one
wait asians are allergic to alcohol?
I am, too, and I always order McD milkshakes and other lactose products
slavic side got me there
damn, being so autistic your autistic meal affects other people mentally
so far i only have the lactose one
What the fuck do you eat brotein shake
thats next level
yeah man
im running out of alcohol im NOT allergic to
he dry scoops mane
"Put the nuggies in the fryer bro"
90s!??!?
im an old man
i didnt used to be allergic to any alcohol but now half the beers on the market I develop a response to
i was a kid in the 90s
he's 40.
the universe said fuck you lmao
ok
He witnessed the ice age
thought your like 18
he did
he was there when the ancient bill was passed
there's a lot of old people here
i'm 26 myself
And fartface is oldest of them all
is it comparable to the 7d2d community?
ngl I thought youd be older, no offence
no idea
π΄
you gave me vibes of someone 30-40 lmao, not that its a bad thing
i am a wise man of the woods, i shit my adult diaper and speak the secrets of the universe
im 10 years younger than destroyer lol
just more mature than most of the 20 year olds
horrible time to admit one is 37 when acting like a 15 year old on Discord
yeah.... i get that a lot, i even look older than i am...
dude you're 16 and you're worried about macros and cutting
Hey guys have yall seen that new YouTube policy
yes i try to be a better person
and a healthier person
@toxic relic is cut from the same cloth so dont worry
guys I bought the game last night do I start playing online right away or start solo and learn the game?
i bench 100kg for reps!!!!
yeah, xal posted LiMC's vid on it earlier
we are all gonna be young forever in our minds anyway
Will brave work if I go on it when the YouTube policy?
I play(ed) WoW with a RL sea captain in his 60s, delayed the departure of the ship once cus we played WoW
act whatever age you want
dont insult me, i never try to act like a baby
i simply am immature
and childish
alr ima go run and get my daily steps in (14k)
I wish i was around in the west when wow had a grip on the whole world
cutting isnt healthy vro
sounds fun
seek help
i was 97kg when i was 14
probably? i doubt it'll interfer with your web browser...
68 kg
its not about the age
2600kcal and then 2800
its about the height
there are healthier ways to express gerif
True or should I find a free vpn on iPhone
more so anyway
are you jealous?
theres lots of influences
all fun and games until game changed and people went on their merry separate ways or died IRL, now I play PZ because I started to resent humanity
HAHAHHAAH DUDE
Why would I be jealous about cutting π
no way
life man. what can you do
only thing you can control is how you go about it innit
You can loose weight without self harm
is this a bad time to speak here
i'm an android user, so i can't help you much in the iphone department
im not harming my body
no
@chrome jetty thank you
you can play games where you can exile yourself to a peaceful life of a farmer, and shoot anything on sight that looks like a human
β€οΈ
cutting in this context means calorie deficit mate
cutting is harming yourslef
current conversation is varying wildly
its a common termonology
(He's using play-on words to make a joke)
ive had 220nd/l of testosterone when i first went to the gym and now im at a healthy 435nd/l
The ragebait is crazy
Cutting weight is a normal thing people do at the gym
What is going on
I dont think its ragebait
its ok he didnt know what cutting meant
Not everyone knows the terms
yea
he thought the other one
OH CUTTING
HE THOUGVHT I WAS CUTTING MYSLEF
GOD
NO I MEAN LOSING WEIGHT
BY CUTTING
Alr well have a nice time nation man
It's cutting season
Thank you
oh i thought he was using play-on words
Yeah lol
Most of us knew what you meant dw
i forget that the terms arent global
Thank you
Fish
yeah nw mate
yea i hope so man
able
When are we hitting the gym frogski
Gonna be honest, seeing "Cutting" with no context, I think of the self harm type
with my right hand on the bible im not depressed
yeah thats fair enough
im cutting rn lol, getting ready for summer vacation
thats why we explain
In terms of fitness, cutting is going on a calorie deficit to lose weight
yessir
everyone who ever played PZ cut themselves at least once (ingame)
Fix ur faceE
fr, ive been on a 1800kcal diet for the whole month before going to that all-inclusive hotel in spain
fix your spelling
before that, ive been on 2300kcal
I am cutting but the progress is very slow because I am not doing anything else
FACE
i live in the southern hemisphere so my time is coming π
well thats good for muscle maintenance
Well the main thing is in cals in cals out
so if its slow
means your balance is not where you want it
HEY! HEY APPLE
lol yea
tourist countries β€οΈ
ah. bulked up for hibernation?

I was always 60kg at best for vast majority of my adult life, but now suddenly a year ago I was weighing myself for lols and suddenly the scale says "81", I have finally bloomed as an irresponsible adult and actually going from "always near underweight" to "almost overweight"
usually i wean off the deficit before winter yeah, near the end i start again
it is annoying that i get older and my metabolism slows
thats lowkey healthy
Orng
80kg range is what im going for when im an adult
I have orgn
gotta have that dad bod
omg yessss
i used to be able to eat 2 bigmacs and not gain a pound
show
I assure you I have not eaten healthily all of my adulthood, yet it only now starts to show
Ive been perfect BMI for years and once I stopped burning so many calories im gaining weight way too fast
now ican eat one and gain like 10
its like frog said, cals in cals out
from 65kg at 5'11 to 80 within a year. Hate being older
Wtf i cant
its never too late to start eating them olive oils and them chickens and them fish and them protein powders
you need to adjust your volume at the gym if you're not meeting your needs
tupid
Just let me freeze myself in time
Isn't BMI like
complete nonsense?
mostly yes
it is tbh
not entirely
Well not complete
but it is a reference point
:(
yeah
'Thank you
But it's more of a vibes type of measurement, not actually scientifically meaningful
WTF
bmi is bs in the modern fitness era
might move to Poland and actually have grocery costs lowered by 75% vs Finland, helps a lot in choosing actually good food
bmi is mostly useless
Finch whats ur bmi
but as a reference point it does work somewhat
im polish and i agree β€οΈ
it doesnt account for a lot of shit
poland is the way to go when it goes to being fit
Bajojajo Bajojajo
idk
π
my wife is polski, we would get to use a newly renovated apartment for free as long as needed, via parents-in-law, polish food is REALLY cheap, clothing too...electronics at best are similar priced
:(
Up to 15% or more
protein? nah all carbs, low volume exercise, cardio focused 
whats yours???
update when
That's another questionmark
when your Frogski-mute expires
oh so never
update when aldis comes
Late to the convo but bmi doesn't take muscle mass into account so its really only useful for inactive people
whos that
yes thatll be great man. enjoy your stay there
aldis nuts in your mouth
Kurwa jebana ja tobe bajojajo
just dont disrespect the culture, and the people wont disrespect you
time to make nasko yield the code for the cash safe at TIS HQ
and run away with money
its when aldis nuts comes in your mouth
On car insurance
:(
my hair stylist is from afghanistan pretty cool
they should really add a month mute
wild
bro clearly doesnt use his pc mouse to write
just asked
We've got a polish friend who translated this for us
Add a 40 year mute so i can come back during retirement
dw its not serious
its ok, you miss jokes told hours ago
answer to your question is, noone knows
eur beautiful vro π«Ά
not even me, TIS chosen
when stars in Nasko's underwear align
what's it say
I can faintly understand the conversation but not the exact words
alf-lookin ahh
when the shit flakes that fused with the fabric start to bloom mushroom spores
i dont let it stay there that long
Pat Bren: This isn't The Last of Us!
"The cat won't fit in the toaster"
actual quote from that show
part 2
@dawn jewel thank you
dexter resurrection ep5 dropped chattersons
hahahahhha
@mortal canopy thank you
@stone meadow thank you
@stone meadow thank youβ€οΈ
gosh darn it merrymakerr65
Should I be concerned that you are in charge of cleaning Nasko's underwear
the skid marks on my boxers foretell the phases of the moon
@slate sage thank you
moon of my ass
howd you think i got hired
Merrymaker is like pinged multiple times LAJDKWDK
@dawn jewel @mortal canopy is gonna be so confused when they come back to the server and find 10 pings from random people saying "thank you"
I KNOW AHAHAHAH
@dawn jewel thank you
embed too slow
Just everyone saying βthank u, wait fuck u merry makerβ
funk you merrymaker
wait

thuck you
WHAT
check their profile
10 billion year in gulag
The conversation is in a server that was deleted since then, but "You fucking bamboo stick" is something that was said
It was dark
lol ty
He threw me in the basement
i dont see anything
OMG
ban yourself

WHAT
mods mute her
NO
REMOVE IMMEDIATELY
Remove these perms NOW
huh. didn't know oyu get sticker perms at lvl 5
I WIN
frogski, commit self ban and mute right now

wth is that
cant
I WIN AT LIFE NOW
do it or else
Its the start of the end
Iβm ready to terrorize everyone with my stickers
frogski vs merry colorized
YEYY
frogski would never
@dawn jewelThank you
wild
https://fortnite.gg/cosmetics?id=19161 @surreal mirage
Where do you keep your kneecaps?
Frogski will if i slide a Β£50 note
oh no
nuh uh
@chrome jetty thank you
WGHTHYYYWHY
that emote will go crazy on raven team leader
WAHAHAHA
let me check rn
@dawn jewelThank you
frogski and i are too close to hurt eachother
see deez
@chrome jetty thank youβ€οΈ
The grind continues
@stone meadow thank you
@mortal canopy
for letting the users exist
@dawn jewel Thank you
ΠΠΈΡΠΈ ΠΊΡΡ ΠΈ Π±Π΅Π³Π°ΠΉ 
@chrome jetty thank you
WHY]\
write what and run?
@stone meadow send toad rotating pls then iβll thank you
literal is chicken lol
WHYD YOU THANK ME
@dawn jewelThank you
ΠΊΡΡΠΈΡΠ° is chicken
its bulgarian bruv
not the same
fake language
no it's ΠΊΡΡΠΈΡΠ°

@chrome jetty thank youβ€οΈ
@spare bolt thoughts?
bro starting another slavic war in chat
bulgarian isnt slavic vroski

erhm
embed permed
proving my point indeed
thats a controversial statement pek
ΠΡΠ°Π²Π΄Π°
@surreal mirage
ΠΎΡΡΠ΅Π±ΠΈΡΡ
bulgarian is as deep in the balkans as you can get
you should know better
λλ κ·Έλ κ² μκ°νμ§ μλλ€
alr bruv
You are a PAWN
wrong channel

theyre west slavs smh
i aint even slavic
but they wish they werent
im surprised fortnite hasnt ran out of emotes
just shpriken de russian
frogski cant Slavic squat
he can asian squat
when will fortnite collab with Εwiat wedΕug Kiepskich
smh
Hey man
asian squat is better
I can do that much
theres an Asian squat??
but can he asian half squat
bruh
we have gopniks
YOU KNOW WHAT
me fucking too
@dawn jewel Thank you
tf you mean bruh
Oh fuck they got gif perms
I Slav squat when I say something with emphasis over the phone
ty
I slav squat when I need to dookie
LMFAO ur welcomeπΌ
Like I'unno why
Everyone does
instead of putting my arms out, I just slav squat
my culture is not your halloween costume π
gopniks are just football hooligans
british gopniks
Brutha never seen the commie blocks in his life
did not think that was ai ngl
When are we playing project zomboid
Mf
whenever u want
thats how you use the poopenstuhl
i had the worst looking commie block youve ver seen block the view of my flat
the real o block
did you wake up in a steaming mood
did you forget lol
thats birmingham
This big guy blocks my view here
looks like half life 2
Christ
that's justy the apartment from gm_construct
No iβm fighting demons rn
irl
right smack down the middle of my view of the mountains
is that worse than travelling through the open air sewage pipes to get to school
so at work
Bro the train stations put me back in city 17
Bruv is living next to the citadel
Dont eat shit inducing food before work
just to remind me i live in a shithole that wont last 20 more years
Because then youβre fighting for your life
coffee
why it's built like that
this being the shithole
I've seen Black Mesa irl
that building is just the brick
cinema though
@spare bolt looks wayyyyyy better in 2023 now but i grew up in this o block
With stalinium everything is possible
merry doesnt have gif perms
Looks like downtown London
I'm not sending that url
everyone point
RAAAAA
babcia making pierogi β€οΈβπ©Ή
not with a url like that.
MY PERMS WILL COME
Not the worst, seen that exact model down my street
im just glad i dont live in siberia or smth
yeah now its fine
but way back when
imagine a 70 year old babcia living on the top floor with no elevator
the interior stairwell is FUCKEDDDD
Ok i work now
"why'd ya turn yaself into a burgah waltah"
jesus
(idk how michael talks)
you couldve censored that
or at least put a trigger warning
w*rk
j*b
empl*yment
ΠΠΈΡΠ½ΡΠΉ
ben*fits
Town built around a fucking pit
i feel the need to post my childhood residence to feel included
post your current residence too
just for me π
and my card details ?
is it over?
oh yeah
ive lived in a few flats like that
5 floors up
is what over
elevator broken or nonexistent
he knows
is it a euro concrete block tho
it's always joever
no 
like everyone else in euroland 
then someone pisses on all the buttons
bro this shits derelict now
We got commie blocks but at least they have running water
If the building has 5 floors it doesnt have a lift
DO NOT eat ginger bread COOKIES on an EMPTY stomach
What are those buildings technical names btw
yep
normal
i am full of regret
what's running water? never heard of it
the more ginger bread i consoom the hungrier i become
Since soviet scientists decided a person can travel 5 flights of stairs daily without any long term issues
This looks like the Bernal map in the Finals
yambol fellouf
damn its the euro rural town
the whole building paid for thid shit and some dickhead pisses all over the buttons
without fail
babcia walking up and down twice daily with groceries and rubbish π
fr
Jesus christ
i didnt live in the cities like these kids
be glad it's yellow and not white
you got a bathtub and other random junk in the back
some.of the buildings my friends lived in had elevators from the 80s
he doesnt come to Π‘Π»ΠΈΠ²Π΅Π½, let alone my hometown trust π
whenever i came over to their place i prayed that i wont die using it
The elevator to this building sometimes stalls with the door before letting you go
flirting with the inevitable
I always say "dziΔkujΔ" so that it doesn't keep me in next time
if you kneel to the rickety machine it will spare you surely
please the machine spirit
real
my old homestreet in cambodia looks better than the one in bulgaria tbh
I eat ginger snaps and allat when my tummy hurts
lowered my canvas from 2500x2500 to 1400x1400 because i couldnt draw on that with my phone
everytime i see a car like that, i get the urge to repair it and drive it around
what are you drawing moopy
can you scribble me
looks like detroit
Are you guys bonding over eastern european towns
Detriot probably worse
If Rochester and Buffalo have druggies imagine what one of the kill capitals have
moopy drawing nsfw
be careful what you wish for
WHAT
What the heck moopy
Insane power
with superman
im still working on that book list mate
i had to work
Draw a raptor impregnating me
top of the morning to ya ladies my name is jacksepticeye
Fart have you read sapiens
why 
Stop this maniac
Why the 
human anthropology doesnt really interest me
WHAAAAT
Right enough discord for today
What am I reading
Ur fault for having internet
I'm scared
scav
π
take 5
I just woke up
even I dont get this freaky
@stone meadow can we please set boundaries here ;w;
I've seen worse
murder everybody
Like way worse
||this is worse imo||
Last night was worse too
i just dont like the risk of feeling weirded out
Give scav some normal pills
Do not go into nursing
scav sometimes you do need to control what you say, it isnt a free for all here.
ive only read pirate enlightenment by david graeber as well as his other 2 books tbh
Or mental care
Ur also just sensitive
cant even fully care for my own mental health :3
But nobody tells u that
sorry
alr alr alr lets all take a second
take 5
i think its important to at least try to engage in sincere conversation in between the normal chaos of degen
ie, context and atmosphere is key
but its cool , we're cool
Mr fart, structure in chaos

:c
Nah I'll just post this
how long would it take me to build a nuclear reactor
Ban me for tarkov and I'll krill u
in real life? only a couple months
remember the kid in the 80s who did it?
That's a cod gun
We have a gamble..
I fucking explode or get questioned by authorities




