general_chat

[rose kestrel]

its 2% fat free

hopefully NerdGamerDave is alright

[bronze moat]

NEED

[rose kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-meme-marshmallow-swallow-eat-gif-21933731

[dawn jewel]

Thank you

❤️

BAG

[twin bear]

Bro has this gif on demand

[dry shadow]

How do I make mods work on a multi-player server

[rose kestrel]

@bronze moat another fam boy escaped again

[raw rock]

https://tenor.com/view/war-gif-13170560

[twin bear]

Only the strongest will survive

Lead me to heaven when we die

[rose kestrel]

the war my grandfather was rejected from serving in due to breathing problems

[twin bear]

[raw rock]

OH MY GOD

WHAT A SONG

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/master-chief-walking-gif-8537956139245174249

[raw rock]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-mute-unmute-halo-gif-3645046080679357572

[toxic relic]

dude summoned the halo fans with 2 sentences

[twin bear]

Not a huge fan of this armor but it makes him look insanely intimidating

[rose kestrel]

now do warhammer

[twin bear]

Marine stationed on delta halo or spartan stationed on reach during its fall

Who are do u pick

[toxic relic]

reach

cause reach for deez nutz lmao gottem

[twin bear]

The fact mcc just used reach assets for ce

Crazy

[toxic relic]

your kind cling to your flesh, as if it will not decay and fail you

[rose kestrel]

you want to see 90's intimidating and nearly everyone agrees these are the "good guys"

[twin bear]

Killzone hellghast tho

Epic designs

[rose kestrel]

they predate that and halo

these are the other guys i suppose

[twin bear]

God i love pantera

[twin bear]

That goes hard

[rose kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/command-%26-conquer-tiberian-sun-tiberian-sun-firestorm-command-and-conquer-cnc-gif-18160086076628153633

[twin bear]

Like an hev or seva suit but with an exo

I wish exo suits were used in warfare

Well as long as we're the ones using em

Those graphics remind me of civ for some reason

[twin bear]

Id this game on steam

Is*

[rose kestrel]

it is but the steam version is broken and EA doesn't care

[harsh vault]

you will like any bio weapon as long as its your side using them

[twin bear]

I would

[rose kestrel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1097189485990662285/1198362584437489805/Sequence_01.gif

[twin bear]

My mind is destroyed by media

[harsh vault]

but when another country does it, you would complain and say it isnt fair

[twin bear]

Nah

I'd say it's game one at that point

[harsh vault]

am not a femboy

[flint tulip]

Long stretch but does ANYONE know of ANY type of port/fangame of PZ exists for the 3ds? I don't care what it is

[twin bear]

Lol

[rose kestrel]

your not but the meme is funi

[twin bear]

Humanitz or smth

It's a very early game tho

[frosty tulip]

Pretty unhinged bruh

[twin bear]

Well biological warfare is

[raw rock]

Nah I would just bomb them before they could use it 👿

[rose kestrel]

they are all early access

[twin bear]

I won't be able to say no if they want to use them

[raw rock]

See a certain war in the middle east

[twin bear]

It'll just be happen

It'd suck to wear masks outside tho ngl

[flint tulip]

Looks like a cool game but I mean an actual pz game

[frosty tulip]

All the people dying from the bioweapon is ok tho?

[twin bear]

No the power of weapons is cool

Not the death

[flint tulip]

Are there real ports?

[twin bear]

I love icbms but ion want those fucking things actually used

Hell nah

[rose kestrel]

? i mean they are all games that could be abandoned easily by the devs

[frosty tulip]

Maybe reword earlier then, cause saying you'd be cool with your side using it gives off the wrong message

[twin bear]

Just be glad pz devs refuse to quit cooking

[rose kestrel]

what if its the Ga y bomb?

bio weapon the U.S. made plans for

[twin bear]

I'll support any use of a weapon if it stops a war but yeah agreed

Sounds worse than what i meant to say

[twin bear]

Drop it on us pls

U can say gay btw😭

[rose kestrel]

i know i fat fingered

[raw rock]

Any weapon?

[rose kestrel]

my smol keys

[twin bear]

@raw rock

[raw rock]

REAL

[twin bear]

Idk if it was u who sent this but

[raw rock]

https://tenor.com/view/buddy-are-you-even-cag-gif-4651387453395032887

[twin bear]

Aye man my screen is busted and my phones been outdated for years i feel that

[rose kestrel]

fent

[twin bear]

Fent bombs

Oh shit

[rose kestrel]

pocket fent

[twin bear]

Send the homeless fent regiment

Yes

[sweet rain]

no

[twin bear]

40k rubles for an opinion

[twin bear]

I can see where og halo got inspirations

It was an rts after all before it got switched to an fps

[rose kestrel]

lots of games did, their failed Battlefield like game paved the way for battlefield combined arms mechanics

[unreal bane]

If only the GDI would've spent more effort into actual weaponry instead of fancy tech.

[rose kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/drop-pods-drop-pod-drop-trooper-drop-troops-drop-troopers-gif-17312353299603446689

[rose kestrel]

if only other sci fi games and media didn't skip over the most contemporary parts like how they got humanity under 1 world government

[rose kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-gif-21680211

[twin bear]

Real except I turn into a fuckboy

I look like a douche i even a gold shoelace necklace

[rose kestrel]

thats all stuff you scaVed

[twin bear]

I also be scavving action figures

[thin wedge]

bro remembers reach

https://tenor.com/view/reach-halo-gif-8558435353129522900

[twin bear]

[thin wedge]

THIS ONE IS FOR REACH

🗣️

[twin bear]

He could've left with them but bro stayed cuz he's built diff

[thin wedge]

So true

[raw rock]

A douchey femboy

Someone has to put you in your place

[twin bear]

Good thing I'm fatherless

Youch i cracked my neck way too hard

Finna break it one day

[raw rock]

Oh dw, I know a guy

[twin bear]

I'll send him into battle to protect me

Then I'll die cuz bro has a toz 106

[rose kestrel]

Such is life in the zone Stalker

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/friday-drink-anime-drunk-girls-und-panzer-gif-11846752

[chrome jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/nefario-fart-gif-16865528649071342899

[stiff geyser]

Nah I'm the opposite. I go from Ned Flanders on discord to a femboy irl

[twin bear]

Stinkin up the place while committing crimes against humanity

All in one

You know that fucking fart is toxic

[rose kestrel]

as the last child born in the family, my mom and dad broke up during an important part of my critical development and my siblings and everyone else has mental illness or selfishness so you are not alone

[twin bear]

Yeah my family is cooked as well

Mental illness is the only thing we pass down lmaoo

[rose kestrel]

Ned Flanders is peak though

[twin bear]

"Nah i wasn't born into money I was born into a bipolar disorder"

[rose kestrel]

violence, crime, hoarding, for us to

[twin bear]

I'm just glad my family chilled out a lil but

Still have a ton of issues

[rose kestrel]

the issues never stop, the only thing that does stop them is sever illness like dementia or liver sorocess or passing away

[twin bear]

Yeah we've lost a few members to fucking around and finding out

Especially with heroin

I'm just glad I'm not into that shit

[arctic sundial]

how do people even get into hard drugs in the first place

[twin bear]

Depression and idiocracy

[rose kestrel]

don't drink, don't smoke or do drugs either, "it taste nasty to me"

[twin bear]

I have a teeny tiny drinking issue

And prolly a pill one but it's not like i wasn't given them by the pharmacy

[tender igloo]

Different for every person

[twin bear]

Shit i used to take Xanax

Ppl just do stupid shit

[arctic sundial]

its good that you aren't doing it anymore tho

[unreal bane]

The only drugs I do are caffeine and acetaminophen.

[rose kestrel]

i still feel like the one who lost, I've had gray hairs since I was 10 years old and days or weeks without physically speaking at all

[twin bear]

I miss having fun but not feeling like shit and passing out

[dawn jewel]

U get headache oh no

[twin bear]

Not speaking isn't bad but the gray hairs sound rough

[dawn jewel]

[unreal bane]

Correction: I get headache but am go fast

[rose kestrel]

when you don't speak you atrophy, its bad

[twin bear]

I wouldn't doubt it if i had a few stray gray hairs but they're mostly from being locked up

[dawn jewel]

Good job now run around in circles

ZOOM

[unreal bane]

Should I do it again?

[raw rock]

Lookin to get locked down?

[twin bear]

Drink 4 big boi monsters in a row

I love doing that

[dawn jewel]

Monsters make me depressed

[twin bear]

I am NOT going back to the hospital lol

[raw rock]

damn

[rose kestrel]

no, just force smile and trick your brain into feeling good stronger than any drug

[dawn jewel]

Too much enrgy

IM A BUILDER

NO MORE PLUNGER

[twin bear]

Bob the builder

Can we fix it

[dawn jewel]

[twin bear]

No we fuckin can't

[dawn jewel]

We can’t, the tumor has already reached the arteries

She has only 2 days left

[twin bear]

I refuse to be put on life support I need to get those papers signed actually

I am not living on tubes

[twin bear]

needs to yap more often

[arctic sundial]

what do i yap about tho

[twin bear]

Just partake in the random conversations

[rose kestrel]

yapology

[twin bear]

Unless it's political shit

[arctic sundial]

yea i don't like politics anyways

[rose kestrel]

find them.
capture them.
persuade them.

[arctic sundial]

i'm 16 and live in the middle of nowhere so idk what i'm gonna do about the problems of the world

[twin bear]

I only care if it's gonna affect me plus the media is losing its mind around here

[rose kestrel]

just keep swimming

[arctic sundial]

i never learned to swim tho

can i walk

is there a bridge

[rose kestrel]

me neither, nor biking and i'm 25

[arctic sundial]

yeah i never learned how to ride a bike either

btw did you know george washington

[rose kestrel]

what about George?

[arctic sundial]

was he chill

did you know him

[shut hedge]

Anyway to increase menu sizes? I've tried the resolution thing and it makes everything blurry to where I cant read it

[rose kestrel]

idk

[rose kestrel]

increase UI/font text size not resolution

[shut hedge]

tried and does nothing

[twin bear]

Try both

[rose kestrel]

some menus u can drag the corner mak it bigger

[rose kestrel]

lots of teens now have to look online to act as their parents or mentor now and I did to in 2010

finding thee nuggets of truth just to live

[twin bear]

I had to learn everything myself pretty much

Hence the stupidness

[arctic sundial]

yeah

also my family is poor so we couldn't afford a bike

[rose kestrel]

same though I learned the hard way thats why i have no IRL friends

[twin bear]

Ya musta been so high

Soo high

Man tool is great

[rose kestrel]

this

[twin bear]

I either had relationships and ruined friendships or they went to jail/moved on

[twin bear]

Do u know of tool tho

[rose kestrel]

yeah i had none of that social stuff

[twin bear]

It's ur era i think

[rose kestrel]

no

[twin bear]

Well ur only like 4 yrs older than me nvm

[arctic sundial]

i heard of tool but i never listened to them

[twin bear]

I like their instrumentals

Lyrics are a bit political but idm it in music as much

[arctic sundial]

what song or album you recommend to start with

[twin bear]

Lemme see cuz i forget which ones are which

[rose kestrel]

mrkitty after dark

though i don't like much normal music, mostly videogame music since it was the only thing there for me

[twin bear]

Forty six & 2

Is a good song

Or the pot

[arctic sundial]

aight cool

im gonna listen to it now

the first one

[twin bear]

Aight it is very unique in sound tho just a heads up

[arctic sundial]

i listen to system of a down so i'm pretty used to unique stuff in songs

anyways imma listen

[twin bear]

Love that band

[stone meadow]

tomater soup

[twin bear]

Even through the darkest days,
This fire burns always

Remember it's condensed

[rose kestrel]

frog soup

[stone meadow]

[bronze moat]

Froggy

[arctic sundial]

gah DAMN this song goes hard

[twin bear]

I want one of those

[rose kestrel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/364792071057309701/1391156994005536979/PvrkyOK.gif

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/backflip-frog-gif-6186268304796348912

[twin bear]

They have a good sound don't they

[arctic sundial]

hell yeah they do

i gotta listen to these guys more

[twin bear]

Some of the names and songs are about uh

Weird stuff just so u don't jumpscare uself

[arctic sundial]

its all good

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/shampoo-ranma-shampoo-de-ivy-gif-14140728478004224936

[arctic sundial]

time to check out this one

[twin bear]

get ya boogie on

[twin bear]

Lead singer is also in another band called perfect circle

Outsider is my favorite one by those guys

[last spoke]

Is this based on a real caliber?

Roughly yay big (on an AKM)

[twin bear]

Fortnite caliber

[bronze moat]

My company notified the supervisors this week about changes.

They’re testing an AI at what they call the low-level call centers. Basically everybody works customer service.

That’s roughly 20,000 people nationwide. Everybody’s losing their job at the end of this year.

Medicare and Medicaid are also signing up with a third-party to have an artificial intelligence approve or disapprove medical insurance claims

All eight of our pharmacies got shut down and replaced already

[twin bear]

I use the government medical insurance dam

I'm cooked

[bronze moat]

Don’t worry my friend. We’re all cooked

[rose kestrel]

RIP

[twin bear]

True that

We all get surf n turf'd one day

[rose kestrel]

Roxy too

[bronze moat]

Yeah, there’s a hospital here in Seattle called Overlake. They’ve fired more than 2000 nurses and doctors.

Entire Clinics devoted to elderly care, got shut down. They even fired the HR lady.

[arctic sundial]

was very nice

[twin bear]

Glad u enjoyed them bro

[arctic sundial]

thx for recommending them to me

will def be listening to more of them

[twin bear]

No problem haha

[bronze moat]

I mean, if I wanted to, I could upload Roxy to the cloud, and I would effectively make her immortal

[twin bear]

Make relic but irl pls

Not for me but

I wanna see where it goes

[rose kestrel]

til the cloud is bought out an the internet

[twin bear]

posting this again for glorious exp

[bronze moat]

Real talk: do you know that YouTube AI they announced two days ago? Read between the lines.

Because it’s building a psychological profile based on your activity on YouTube? Also look at their data sharing.

The Spotify, AI, the Facebook, AI, the Instagram, AI, they’re all gonna be sharing the profile data of YOU.

In 2027, everything you have ever done on the Internet, will be able to be compiled, and create a virtual version of you based on your online activity.

This is happening. And you can go ahead and mark my words on it because I’m not tinfoil hatting this either. This is literally going to happen.

[arctic sundial]

why did i have to grow up in such a dystopian time

[bronze moat]

So yes, it won’t be you. Because it doesn’t know the things that only exist in your brain. But it will be an artificial intelligence based on everything you’ve ever done on the Internet for the last 30 years.

[bronze moat]

Yeah, I’m actually sorry man. People in my age group really thought things were gonna be different.

[rose kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/zac-efron-vanessa-hudgens-high-school-musical-dance-oh-yeah-gif-12751292

[stone meadow]

no bread for my soul :(

soup

[arctic sundial]

i wish i was a teenager in the 2000's or 90's instead cause this is actually scary

[stone meadow]

but it hurts my soul too

[bronze moat]

I have soup for my friends

[tender igloo]

No ypu dont lol

People where ao vlose minded

[toxic relic]

it wasnt really better in those times, just different shit

[arctic sundial]

i already live in a pretty conservative area so not much would've really changed for me

[twin bear]

Hopefully I will be dead before 2075 the year just sounds bad

Well it's actually not that far tbf

[rose kestrel]

its ok you got Roxy AI to protect you

[twin bear]

People be saying they wished they lived in the 50s and stuff😭

[arctic sundial]

nah i wouldn't go that far back lol

[rose kestrel]

i wish i lived cause i can't this is human or a life

[twin bear]

I'm done for if I lived in that era

[arctic sundial]

they probably woulda sent my ass to the residential school

[stone meadow]

i wish i lived in 20000 BCE

[twin bear]

Can't human to hummus with cheese and milk

[bronze moat]

I was a teenager in the 90s

[bronze moat]

65% of people passed away before age 35 Back then

[rose kestrel]

no they say im subhuman

[stone meadow]

good send me further back where they pass away before age 24

[twin bear]

Just means ur a cyborg

Ur way cooler

[rose kestrel]

then i wouldn't be here in this chat

[twin bear]

Yeah u would prolly be robbin banks or in a government facility

Or both

[bronze moat]

Well, that’s just a raw percentage.

25 was old back then. If I remember correctly, under 10% of the human population made it to 50 years old.

[arctic sundial]

was it good

[twin bear]

Can't wait until we have robots imma teach him to be like chappie😭

[bronze moat]

So 65% chance you passed away before age 35, 90% chance you’ve never made it to age 50

[rose kestrel]

thats why they say "respect your elders" shortlife spans

[bronze moat]

Yes, and no. The problem with nostalgia is it always makes the past look good. Even when it was not

[twin bear]

That and in a world where they die young u don't fuck with the old ppl

[arctic sundial]

yeah ig

[twin bear]

Or u prolly get clubbed

[stone meadow]

i love clubbing sign me up

[bronze moat]

Ummmm……. We got em. People are already taking the x bots out in public

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/cybergoth-dance-party-deutschland-goth-rave-gif-19376446

People legit think I was the dude with the cyberdreds 😂

[rose kestrel]

there they are the goth bots

[twin bear]

I should have been more specific, robots that can actually manipulate firearms and open beers like a person

But irl I don't trust robots ngl

[subtle vault]

Clankers.

[neat moat]

if I lived in 20000 bce Id be dead
streight up lmao

[twin bear]

Ong we don't fuck with em

[bronze moat]

You can 3-D print a cat girl skin to snap onto the robot.

Robot cat girls exist in 2025 for the low low price of $30,000

[twin bear]

Clone wars was pretty rad show

[arctic sundial]

when i'm old im gonna be super robophobic

[neat moat]

Its funny Im healthy but I was born with some debuffs

[arctic sundial]

ain't no son of mine dating a clanker

[subtle vault]

No son of mine will bring home one of them clankers.

[subtle vault]

Omg twin🥀

[rose kestrel]

real people only srry

[twin bear]

Remember killing a robot isn't bad

[unreal bane]

https://tenor.com/view/automatons-helldivers-helldivers-2-helldiva-helldivas-gif-12064457071146820023

[last spoke]

🥔Nuh uh, Bee likes me :]

[twin bear]

Free violence look st transformers it's gore for kids

[bronze moat]

Those are soon “ish”. Prolly 2030. The Tifa Lockhart bot can walk, sit and dance. Battery life of 6 hours of constant movement.

But her manual dexterity sucks

[unreal bane]

Bot Drop Detected

[subtle vault]

I'm not fond of those clankers

Not now, not ever

[bronze moat]

Why is this so adorable

[twin bear]

Interesting I rly do hope we use them in emergencies eventually

Would go hard being rescued by robots in a fire

It can't feel pain or anything

[unreal bane]

Twenty. Eight. Stab wounds.

[chrome jetty]

Kapow

[subtle vault]

A robot can't replicate being marked for death by an old forgotten god and this is why I don't like them

We can

[bronze moat]

Not likely. Function outweighs form.

The tele-presence robots are waaaay more efficient. So we won’t have a humanoid robot doing surgery, but more like a portable “coffin” with a spidery arm with a bazillion surgical tools, camera’s etc.

[twin bear]

Must've stabbed em 50 fuckin times

Nobody is gonna know my ref

[unreal bane]

Would I be considered a clanker if fifty years from now they liberate my brain from my failing body, and stick it into an artificial body frame?

[subtle vault]

Probably not but that sounds like hell anyway

[twin bear]

And big ass mechs

[bronze moat]

Current search and rescue bots are like mini tanks. Some look almost
Like combat drones

[twin bear]

Yay can't wait to get stepped on by a chinese robot in 2399

[unreal bane]

Matter of perspective. I for one welcome my new, biomechanical cybernetic body.

[twin bear]

I want cyber wear

[subtle vault]

I only know 3 robophobic words atm so I have about 5 more years until I am used as a robot test subject

[twin bear]

Just my eyes

[arctic sundial]

if i'm about to die i'd rather be frozen til they can fix my human body rather than be put in a robot one

[unreal bane]

Think of all the perks though.

[subtle vault]

In the meantime I'll learn more

[twin bear]

Walt Disney

[rose kestrel]

i want the Great Gyatt-sby

[bronze moat]

Yeah that would be cool. But also impractical. If a box with tank treads costs $1 and gets the job done, no one is going to build a gundam for $10 to do the same task.

If/when actual bots become mainstream, they will be assigned simple tasks.

One bot to cook fries. One bot to flip burgers. One bot to squirt ketchup.

[subtle vault]

The only robots I like are roombas

[twin bear]

Also some synthetic meat is gross atm I'm scared for the future

[twin bear]

Exactly

[bronze moat]

Fun roomba fact: 90% ish of people react emotionally to a roomba

[unreal bane]

But how many have weaponized one?

[twin bear]

Would prolly be prototypes and military toys rly

[subtle vault]

Time to get a built in shwarama rotisserie

[arctic sundial]

idc if i get laser eyes, flight and super strength, i'm not becoming a clanker

[bronze moat]

And if you put googily eyes on a roomba the percentage is vitually 100%

[subtle vault]

I am one of 90

[twin bear]

I'll turn into fucking smasher if i can

He's badass

[subtle vault]

I like that they are afraid of lightning

[twin bear]

Like almost entirely robotic

Or a spartan sign me the hell up

Even if it'll kill me which it will

[rose kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/torpedo-roomba-robot-explosion-engineering-gif-14654875418910933742

[subtle vault]

Like yes I'll comfort you oh small disk that eats dirt

[twin bear]

Master chief ain't a fuckin clanker tbh

Nor is fred or kelly

[bronze moat]

People (like me) have done the social experiments. Anyone who names a roomba, puts cute facial features on it?

They ALL treat it like family or a pet.

Someone kicks the roomba? Someone in that household is guaranteed to react emotionally as if you kicked the family dog

[twin bear]

Or even bitch ass locke

[twin bear]

Make my cat ride it

[subtle vault]

Gonna teach my Roomba to lead zombies into the death chamber

[still crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/nope-nope-nope-nope-backing-away-cat-cute-gif-16938524

[twin bear]

Tactical roomba

With a flashbang

[toxic relic]

whats the source on this?

[bronze moat]

Tactical cats + tactical roomba

[subtle vault]

Some robots are okay

[toxic relic]

i know a lot of 'age expectancy' stats are skewed because of infant morality

[rose kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/no-bitches-fallout-typing-no-maidens-robobrain-gif-9752614519039768950

the fate that awaits

[toxic relic]

if you lived past 10 you had a fairly high chance of making it to 50-60

[twin bear]

Ong

Not even kidding

[rose kestrel]

without the text

[twin bear]

I rly wanted to get a little killa vest for killa but they don't have the armor in his size

[twin bear]

Id say the children had it the worst

[toxic relic]

yes

it varies by region and time and all this is based on skeletal and genetic analysis

[subtle vault]

If I was put into a robotic body to continue working a 9-5 after dying I 100% am rigging my battery to explode

[bronze moat]

Outside of the emotional support reddits for roomba’s?

Psychology Today

[toxic relic]

im talking about the age expectancy rates you mentioned

[bronze moat]

Planitir studies.

University of Washington

[frosty tulip]

Yeah wasn't it more just due to childhood mortality being so high back then

[toxic relic]

thats what i thought too, however theres many other variables that lower age expectancy depending on specific regional/time context

[subtle vault]

No robot is telling me what to do bruh

[toxic relic]

crime, malaria, pollution, working conditions

[frosty tulip]

Well ye I imagine the black death probably made life expectancy a bit concerning

[bronze moat]

This study says 37

https://www.iflscience.com/how-long-did-neanderthals-live-for-79523

[twin bear]

People who are born in dangerous places either make it and rly lock in or they die young as hell imo

[subtle vault]

If there was a zombie apocalypse who's taking their roomba

[bronze moat]

But prior to the 1800’s 50-65% of humans died BEFORE age 35

[frosty tulip]

But I don't think that'd make someone being 30 or something old then

[bronze moat]

Like 1776? Old west days? Yep. 50% of everyone died before 35

A major factor was actually dentistry

[rose kestrel]

it goes even deeper, 2/3 of every humans ancestor was female so lots of males died early

[frosty tulip]

Wouldn't the biggest factor just be the shit tons of deaths in childbirth

[bronze moat]

Yeah, it’s a really lengthy discussion can’t really summit up just in the discord. But one of the largest contributors to a larger lifespan was dentistry.

[frosty tulip]

I'd have to imagine if you made it past childhood, your chances probably weren't that awful of making it to an old-ish age

[subtle vault]

Tbh our life expectancy dropped from the agricultural revolution, we were fine in the hunter gatherer life

[bronze moat]

This death rate is for those who SURVIVED birth

So 50% + people who survived birth died before age 35

[frosty tulip]

Yeah but shit tons survived birth but still died during their childhood

[rose kestrel]

goodnight chat going sleep

https://tenor.com/view/goodnight-sleep-goodnight-meme-goodnight-bro-minecraft-gif-21455562

[subtle vault]

Rampant disease, shortened heights, terrible dental health, bodies broken from labour, list goes on.

[bronze moat]

Infant mortality was also super high until nunneries discovered babies needed human contact after birth

[subtle vault]

Another consequence of the agricultural revolution

[frosty tulip]

I could definitely agree that people back then probably didn't live for as long as a lot of people do on average now, but I dunno if you'd be considered old back then just because you reached 30

[twin bear]

I'm happy i grew up eating processed food instead of dying trying to hunt a bear

[arctic sundial]

agricultural society and its future

[subtle vault]

Skill issue

[subtle vault]

AI🙏

[bronze moat]

Not “old” per se. But you tended to die of things like diarrhea, or a bad case of the ick, etc.

Good ol doc holiday. In his prime and up and died just a few years before he would have been cured

[subtle vault]

Gonna teach my government mandated house arrest robot black jack so it can gamble away it's parts and I can run free

[toxic relic]

yeah according to the actual dataset the article is based on, its not a catch all predictor, nor is it perfectly accurate since we dont know many variables, nor were those variables studied.
this was just based on one specific variable being studied-considering the margin of error is very wide and its hard to 'guess' the conditions/other external environmental and internal factors relating to 'maximum life span'
https://www.nature.com/articles/s41598-019-54447-w

[subtle vault]

This doesn't even touch on how bad water quality was

[toxic relic]

but i agree, that humans in the past didnt live as long as now lol

[subtle vault]

Like "oh yay I just drank from the local well and now I'm going to die of fecal bacteria"

Or water in general being unsafe to drink most of the time

Parasites❤️

[onyx igloo]

thats why you drank alcohol so much

[frosty tulip]

Yeah, there'd definitely be lots of different factors at play influencing that like diet, pandemics etc.

[bronze moat]

Drink the water downstream from Tog the banana eater and you’re cave is in trouble!

[subtle vault]

Exactly🙏

[bronze moat]

Monks and their booze and their cheese

[subtle vault]

This is why we have amazing literature

[toxic relic]

fr, i think the article is really derivative tbh but its an interesting study on epigenetics

[frosty tulip]

Then you got the real awful life expectancies

[bronze moat]

I mean look at tuberculosis. The first treatment for it was in like the 1940s I think?

[frosty tulip]

Iike Cambodia in the 70s

[bronze moat]

Doc holiday died at age 36

[toxic relic]

bro lol

"However, any genetic regulation for a species may potentially be a secondary factor as there may be other environmental selective pressures. This may be the case with species which have lifespans post reproductive age and therefore, there may be non-genetic factors that may be more predictive of their maximum lifespan." from the paper

[subtle vault]

Going back in time to give the ancient Mesopotamian children Kool-Aid

[toxic relic]

its interesting

[arctic sundial]

wasn't the life expectancy like 18 then

[frosty tulip]

I think it was like 12

[bronze moat]

TB is estimated to have been the cause of death for 25% of the population of Europe prior to the 1800’s

You caught a flu. You died

[arctic sundial]

oh damn

[subtle vault]

Spanish flu

[toxic relic]

"“There is a basic distinction between life expectancy and life span,” says Stanford University historian Walter Scheidel, a leading scholar of ancient Roman demography. “The life span of humans – opposed to life expectancy, which is a statistical construct – hasn’t really changed much at all, as far as I can tell.”

Life expectancy is an average. If you have two children, and one dies before their first birthday but the other lives to the age of 70, their average life expectancy is 35."

i think we're also using two conflicting terms

https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20181002-how-long-did-ancient-people-live-life-span-versus-longevity

modern medicine really is awesome

[bronze moat]

Most estimates is that TB has killed around 1 billion people.

Way more than Malaria and smallpox combined

[subtle vault]

Modern era is awesome we literally have the goonicide

[frosty tulip]

Yeah I'm pretty sure people still getting injured or killed over there because there's so many unexploded landmines and bombs from that time

[subtle vault]

I just like Spanish flu

[arctic sundial]

what did pol pot even do to make it that bad

[bronze moat]

roxy likes gooners

[subtle vault]

Who here got TB

[arctic sundial]

who up tubercin they losis

[bronze moat]

I got the swine flu back when it was cool!

True story!

[subtle vault]

Amazing

[bronze moat]

Yeah was sick for like a week

Sickest I’ve ever been before or since

[onyx igloo]

i had the flu and it was so bad i started coughing blood for a bit

turns out i just coughed too much

[frosty tulip]

Not entirely sure but I think a good chunk of it was their terrible farming policies starving a lot of people, not just the violence

[bronze moat]

Never had covid tho

[subtle vault]

Got swine flu when I was an infant, miracle I didn't die

Wasn't even a year old bruh 😭🙏

[toxic relic]

i remember i got measles even though i was fully vaccinated and my doctor brought me in for a medical study because it was so rare lmaooo

[subtle vault]

Had it like 2 times fucking sucks everytime

[bronze moat]

Fatality rate was only around 0.02% I think. 10 less than Covid

[toxic relic]

lesson being get vaccinated for measles cause that shit sucks

[bronze moat]

Now they just call it Influenza A

[arctic sundial]

i had covid 2 or 3 times i think

[subtle vault]

I think I got TB 😭🙏

[arctic sundial]

not really much worse than the flu for me

[subtle vault]

Never got measles though

[toxic relic]

not contracted covid yet 🗣️ i was first in line for all the shots yessir cant catch me

[subtle vault]

Yeah but an infant with the flu can be fatal

[bronze moat]

Before my dad got super sick last year I was working with Measels stuff.

Super pissed at Texas over the outbreaks

[toxic relic]

i love vaccines theyre so interesting

[toxic relic]

real

[bronze moat]

Yup. Almost double the odds

[onyx igloo]

have you guys seen that bit where a british guy needs 2 british guys to translate a scottish guys accent

[subtle vault]

I got the vaccines but fucking dense populations bruh

[onyx igloo]

i think it was from hot fuzz

[toxic relic]

measles became obscure until recently... stupid shit

[toxic relic]

nah fair mate lmao

i live on an island with a population lower than a city

[subtle vault]

BRO I KNOW

LIKE FUCK GET VACCINATED

[bronze moat]

Oi!

[subtle vault]

LIKE DAYUM I GOT ALL MINE UP TO DATE AND I'M STILL SURROUNDED BY DISEASE 😭🙏🙏

[toxic relic]

ik its the best defence communally too, you're not just protecting yourself you're protecting others

crazy shit

[subtle vault]

Literally

[bronze moat]

Change of subject. Wanna see something WEIRD?!?

Google Map Akon City and zoom around the “$6 BILLION city”.

It’s a field. With cows. And a single partially built house.

$6 BILLION

[subtle vault]

Like I study disease and immunology and this shit just pisses me off

[toxic relic]

latveria is under those farms

[bronze moat]

My brother in medicine I salute you

[subtle vault]

Thanks g

[stone meadow]

my bathroom light went out while i was showering

very good

[tall glen]

Hana is immortal

[toxic relic]

i did that

[tall glen]

dont joke

[stone meadow]

ill find you

[toxic relic]

wanted to scare you mate

[tall glen]

I'mma fill Frogskis entire toilet with frogs

[toxic relic]

meet me at the pub we'll have a pint

[subtle vault]

But seriously tho I need to get to the bottom of why I always test positive for TB 😭🙏🙏

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/frog-hop-hopping-hops-swarm-gif-14788848

[subtle vault]

Shit is mad annoying

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/arthur-arthur-morgan-arthur-morgan-tb-tuberculosis-arthur-morgan-sick-gif-4076640020124019793

[subtle vault]

Literally bruh

[bronze moat]

Do people still go down to rivers and lakes to collect tadpoles?

[tall glen]

Beans aka.. Typhoid Beans

Natures Boba, dave

[subtle vault]

It's like walking around with a decade old zombie bite

"When is this going to activate?" Aah moment

[twin bear]

Did i lag are we still on this topic

[quasi turret]

Wanna see something that is crazy?

[subtle vault]

Me, I do

[subtle vault]

Yeah🥀

[tall glen]

I am the lag

[tender igloo]

Im talking being harassed for having dyed hair type things or liking metal

[onyx igloo]

everytime you cough someone has a chance of catching TB🥀

[bronze moat]

Get your lungs checked. You MAY have the bacteria in your lungs and it just chills out for months or even years until your immune system drops and it grows rapidly enough to make you sick.

It can linger a long time without symptoms

[tender igloo]

Really miniscule things

[arctic sundial]

oh right

[toxic relic]

"hey, man lemme see you're nails"

[onyx igloo]

people bother you about that

[tall glen]

I love metal

all kinds good stuff made with it

[tender igloo]

In the 90s ? Yea

[onyx igloo]

oh

[arctic sundial]

well i think by the 2000s people mostly calmed down about the metal stuff

[toxic relic]

ehh

not really

[tender igloo]

Not really

[toxic relic]

lol yeah

[subtle vault]

My countries health care is so fucking buns that when I asked about this they said "you don't need to worry about that" like um yes?? Yes I do??

[arctic sundial]

the whole "metal is evil and people who like it are satanists" thing was mostly in the 80s i believe

[toxic relic]

people thought beavis and butthead were "corrupting the youth"

[toxic relic]

nah dude

[strange beacon]

LOL nooo

[tall glen]

it was DIsney corrupting the youth the entire time

[onyx igloo]

i am cornholio

[tender igloo]

No it wasnt

[toxic relic]

i grew up around the same time as puppers

[subtle vault]

I am not welcome in the survivor group

[onyx igloo]

i have a tshirt of cornholio

[toxic relic]

shit was still wild

[strange beacon]

even in the 2000s people were way more conservative than today

[subtle vault]

Literally

[twin bear]

People just hated moshing, pussies

[toxic relic]

loll

[tall glen]

i love moshing pus.. oh nevermind

[arctic sundial]

well at least the internet still existed in the 2000s so if people around me IRL didn't like metal i could talk to people on forums about it

[subtle vault]

Finding Nemo corrupted the youth

[toxic relic]

if you were rich enough for internet maybe

[twin bear]

Haha fr

I heard it was ruff

[tall glen]

I all need is a surfboard

damn

I am tired

[tender igloo]

Yeah internet was not widly available like it is today

[arctic sundial]

oh damn

[toxic relic]

we make do ig

[subtle vault]

Video game Easter egg hunting was crazy then

[tender igloo]

In san andreas we had dial up and we were middle class

[onyx igloo]

could you grab any metal band poster and wave it in someones face and go like "ITS THE BOOGEYMAN!"

[arctic sundial]

yeah ig if my family was as poor as they are now i probably wouldn't have internet

[bronze moat]

I’m a goth. Used to have blue or purple hair.

I’m wearing my fire wizard jacket to ren fair in a couple weeks.

Be you my fren. Always be you even if people talk S. You’ll regret NOT being your true self

[twin bear]

Imagine actually hanging out with people too

[strange beacon]

100% they would have a heart attack if over the age of 30

[onyx igloo]

maybe if they're annoying

[toxic relic]

im over 30

[tall glen]

I'm more of a kahki shorts and sandals with socks kinda vibe

[toxic relic]

i fucking love metal

[onyx igloo]

were you in the 2000s

[strange beacon]

i mean like 20 years ago lmao

[twin bear]

I've been raised on korn and killswitch

[toxic relic]

nah lmao

[twin bear]

And Eminem

From my brother

[tall glen]

I only listen to Rush

[bronze moat]

The year is 1990.

I have an IBM 386. Stolen.

I am on the internet. Also stolen via America Online demo disks of 5 hour access each.

The internet costs $1 AN HOUR.

This was my reality in 1990

[onyx igloo]

i listened to alot of 80s music when i was younger

still do

[twin bear]

Black hole sun won't you come

[toxic relic]

eminem

[onyx igloo]

80s music is honestly probably my favorite era

that and jazz

[strange beacon]

dude soundgarden was on a crazy run

[arctic sundial]

same

[subtle vault]

My parents would always be playing Marilyn Manson and Rob zombie on the cd player lol

[twin bear]

I like the 40s and 30s and some 50s

I have a shit ton of records I'll post them tmrw

They're in the addict

[arctic sundial]

theres a radio station in my town that plays a lot of 80s music and i like the songs they play

[subtle vault]

Back in the early 2000's

[tender igloo]

Manson still one of my favs

[twin bear]

Attic*

[onyx igloo]

i cant remember all the music i listened to

[twin bear]

I love Marty robbins

[strange beacon]

STP has always been one of my top favorites idc if they’re industry plants

[onyx igloo]

men at work made some good songs

[arctic sundial]

i also like stuff like SOAD, Slipknot, and Deftones

[tender igloo]

80s has great music

[tall glen]

i'mm aeep

[silver hornet]

who tryna run some zomboid

[twin bear]

Horse with no name is from when?

[onyx igloo]

i got bohemian rhapsody on my playlist

[strange beacon]

im assuming you like linkin park too right

[twin bear]

Also what era is black label society

[subtle vault]

Real people listen to pyjama parties no uta

[twin bear]

Hopefully

[arctic sundial]

yea ofc

[bronze moat]

Ok Roxy the kids in this chat seem cool. They actually like good music.

Roxy likes this

[onyx igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/half-life-virtual-end-linkin-park-meme-gif-26296541

[twin bear]

But do u like duran duran

[tall glen]

bad news all, I have no snacks

[twin bear]

We can't be friends if not

[strange beacon]

like mid 70s

[subtle vault]

Make some

[twin bear]

Is a great song

[tall glen]

ok

[onyx igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/in-the-end-in-the-virtual-end-hl2-half-life-2-linkin-park-gif-17597979979310870454

[twin bear]

It's in my stalker playlist

[strange beacon]

yeah America is goated

[twin bear]

Good band fr

[strange beacon]

they made so many bangers

[bronze moat]

I saw Duran Duran live!

[subtle vault]

Weezer

[twin bear]

whu-

Oh jeez

[toxic relic]

weezer? i hardly know e-

[strange beacon]

knee slapper

[twin bear]

Jimmy Hendrix

[arctic sundial]

i had a big weezer phase when i was 13

[subtle vault]

',,|','_

I am a fan of "come on eileen"

And we didn't start the fire

[bronze moat]

I visit JIMMY!

[twin bear]

Journey?

What of them

Blue oyster cult

[strange beacon]

what about i ran

[subtle vault]

Both bangers

[bronze moat]

I ate taco bell 2-3 weeks ago at Jimmi Hendrix’s tomb.

I visit him on average once a month

[subtle vault]

Don't fear the reaper goes hard

[twin bear]

Oh rn im listening to kansas

[tall glen]

I have some fyruity pebbles

[subtle vault]

I walked

[onyx igloo]

so i went to sleep at 7 because of a food coma

but uhh

[tall glen]

no milk

[onyx igloo]

i woke up at 12 am

and im not sleepy

[subtle vault]

Yogurt?

[strange beacon]

Then Came the Last Days of May one of my favorites by them

[tall glen]

mmm water

[twin bear]

He could make a guitar sing

Woulda been cool to see irl

[arctic sundial]

yooooo it's august 1st

[twin bear]

Same with the original drummer of avenged sevenfold

[arctic sundial]

i didn't realize that until now

[tall glen]

I can only make a guitar gently weep

[twin bear]

Lay your weary head to rest,
Don't you cry no mo'🗣️

[toxic relic]

do you live deep into america lmao its been august first for 18 hours

[bronze moat]

Yeah I visit him often.

Curt cobains bench is too far away, but Jimmi ALWAYS have visitors.

And his portrait is always covered in lipstick marks. People come from around the world to stop by, drop off guitar pics and kiss him

[arctic sundial]

i live in canada

my province is alberta

[strange beacon]

east coast and it’s 2:16 am lmao

[tall glen]

I am sorry towerboy

[twin bear]

Same here dude

[subtle vault]

I learned about PZ through a Curt Cobain meme

[bronze moat]

Bruce and brandon lee are also buried here

[onyx igloo]

oh it is august

[subtle vault]

My condolences

[arctic sundial]

after 16 years of never leaving i'm quite used to it

[onyx igloo]

half the year has passed already

what the fuck

[twin bear]

I wanna see elvis one day but way too far

[strange beacon]

yeah about 2/3 of it has by now

[subtle vault]

Horrifying

[onyx igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-hank-poopy-gif-26166860

[bronze moat]

I was not a fan as a teen when his music first dropped. I grew to like it later.

I was a megadeth fan more than anything in the 90’s

[onyx igloo]

where am i

[arctic sundial]

well expect for this one time when i was like 8 and my family was on a road trip and we crossed into BC for a few minutes

[neat moat]

dude he's dead

like

dead dead

[twin bear]

In hell

[arctic sundial]

those were the best few minutes of my life

[neat moat]

ah

[onyx igloo]

wait why in hell

[twin bear]

I'll dig him up

[onyx igloo]

what did mr elvis do that i am unaware of

[bronze moat]

Save money. Do the travels.

I’m going to Utah next week to bury my dad and we are gonna visit the house where the movie the Sandlot was filmed

[tall glen]

died

elvis that is

my condolences dave

[twin bear]

Now immigrant song is playing haven't heard led zep in awhile

[bronze moat]

Elvis never died. He just went home. Same as Ozzy

[strange beacon]

leddy zep is goated

[tall glen]

and hulk hogan

[subtle vault]

Deeper condolences

[twin bear]

That movie is goated

[bronze moat]

Yeah. Dad passed away last week

[twin bear]

😔

[bronze moat]

I grew up in Utah about an hour from where the movie was filmed.

So is my old home town

[subtle vault]

I'm sorry g

[strange beacon]

i have a cousin living over in Utah

heard it’s pretty nice country

[bronze moat]

Gonna blast the opening song to Star Wars in the cemetery. I’m lead paul bearer so first to arrive, last to leave

[subtle vault]

That's sweet

[bronze moat]

If you like midwest living yeah.

[twin bear]

I've never been to a funeral I can't ever man it up

[strange beacon]

lol, he was stationed there during his air force shenanigans, just got settled there ig

[toxic relic]

fuck man that sucks, i hope you can grieve healthily

[bronze moat]

Family grave is there. So my mom, and my grandparents are already there.

[toxic relic]

ehh depends on the funeral tbh

not to be apathetic but a lot of funerals are boring as fuck

[twin bear]

I've only ever been invited once and I couldn't show up

[bronze moat]

Yeah. Family is all Mormon or ex Mormon.

We do celebrations of life. Wearing a star wars tie, and putting a couple figures in with him.

Keeping the speeder bike tho….

[strange beacon]

yeah, that’s why my funeral will be a 24/7 rager for a week straight

[bronze moat]

And FARRS ICE CREAM

[subtle vault]

Been to more funerals than weddings and honestly it's not too bad

[twin bear]

I wanna be borger

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/anby-anby-demara-demara-zzz-zenless-gif-12165589462243060775

[twin bear]

Or they turn me into a skeleton robot, even if it's a cheap one

[strange beacon]

dude, having to attend a wedding for family you barely even know is the WORST

[subtle vault]

Literally

[twin bear]

I know I would taste like shit

[arctic sundial]

for my funeral i'm gonna do a kahoot about things only people who really knew me would know about and whoever wins gets whatever is in my will

[twin bear]

My diet is not free range haha

[subtle vault]

My funeral better be funny

[twin bear]

I play kahoot

[bronze moat]

My grandparents in Cali had us to Disneyland for the weekend when grandpa died.

He was roman catholic, so celebrating was a thing for him too. After the funeral we kids spend all day Saturday and Sunday at Disneyland

[subtle vault]

Looking forward to my funeral more than my wedding ong

[twin bear]

Kahoot was the shit when I made trivia for pubg

[twin bear]

Leave a dumb video behind

[strange beacon]

that’s cool

[bronze moat]

Never been married, but I’m the last of my line, so funeral is gonna be a quiet one for me

[arctic sundial]

what song would you guys have played at your funeral

[twin bear]

I'd prolly do that shit might even have it uploaded to everyone I knew online at the time too

[bronze moat]

Yeah I’m big on celebrating. If you have happy memories of loved ones, hold on to them. Share them.

[twin bear]

My family will be gone so yeah same here, i literally know nobody truly

[toxic relic]

what about a secular funeral

[twin bear]

Might have the guy in the background with a cig

[livid notch]

https://youtu.be/1dJEu5C3awA?si=EcpzZBrDxL8KADpD

[bronze moat]

Nine Inch Nails

[twin bear]

If I'm silly in the future

[strange beacon]

idk probably some STP

i really like STP

[toxic relic]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8ueFyY7PU4

easy pick for me

[subtle vault]

There will be nothing left of me as I want to be turned into a gorgeous necklace made of diamonds and pearls forged from my ashes.

[toxic relic]

turn my ashes into a sword

[twin bear]

This is hard but prolly some avenged sevenfold

[subtle vault]

I want to die beautiful🙏

[toxic relic]

https://www.twistedsteelblacksmithing.com/memorial-steel

[twin bear]

I don't wanna die until I can hack people's toilets

[arctic sundial]

my funeral song would prolly be Be Quiet and Drive by Deftones

[twin bear]

If it legal to even become burger

[subtle vault]

My wedding 🙄

Probably boring af 😂🙏

[toxic relic]

forge my ashes into a knife so i can always be there to protect you from your enemies

[bronze moat]

I’m no longer in any church. But ceremony is still important.

My dad is VERY religious. Part of the Mormon leadership all his life. So I honor that.

Funerals are, TBH, for the living. So the ceremony, shared experience, and celebration helps everyone heal, cope and connect

[toxic relic]

froge lol

[twin bear]

Hear me out.....

Make ur wedding a funeral

[toxic relic]

weddings are eh

i dont plan on getting married

[subtle vault]

Throw the rest of me that couldn't be turned into jewelry into the marianas trench so I may return to the bottom of the sea and rejoin my deep sea brethren

Yes I want to join the felt worms

[twin bear]

I don't like the idea of being with someone enough to commit

[toxic relic]

fair enough

[bronze moat]

I still chat with my parents from time to time tho. Long commutes to work have had me talking about my day to my mother more than once

[toxic relic]

my mother died when i was a really young boy so i dont have any connection

[bronze moat]

I also still believe in an afterlife. Just not the same as most

[subtle vault]

My only concern is marrying a dude who has like, an overbearing mother 🙄

[toxic relic]

when my dad dies ill make sure to smoke a cone in his honour every week

[twin bear]

Yes

[subtle vault]

Oh great your mom is planning our wedding? Be fucking fr

[toxic relic]

ahh yeah i dont but fair

[twin bear]

I hope it all just goes black for me

[toxic relic]

verily

[bronze moat]

Make time to hang out with him too if you guys are close.

Old man advice: you’ll miss not doing things together

[twin bear]

Sounds dark but when u die do u rly wanna remember ur life

[subtle vault]

We (yes we) are being uploaded into the global hive mind

[twin bear]

Not me personally

[toxic relic]

nah

im happy to be nothing

[bronze moat]

I’m tossing $1,000 down at the casino after my dad’s funeral. He and I used to go every 1-2 weeks for boys night.

We won a LOT of money the last 10 years

[twin bear]

Dying is technically a good thing for the planet at a small scale

[arctic sundial]

when i die i hope its just like being asleep but no dreams, also forever

[twin bear]

Not for humans as much but

[toxic relic]

it is

[subtle vault]

Real

[twin bear]

The animals who rot feed the ecosystem around it

[toxic relic]

indeed

thats part of why i dont want a coffin tbh

[twin bear]

Shit i only recently found out that small fires help foresting or wtv

[toxic relic]

just throw me in the dirt so the decomposers have easy access to my bloating rotting corpse

[bronze moat]

Several middle eastern religions have that very thing in their belief system.

[subtle vault]

You don't properly decompose 6ft under btw not enough oxygen

[onyx igloo]

fire me out of a cannon when i die
just turn me into red mist

[twin bear]

I would need a paper saying if there was foul play involved I'm preserved for investigation tho

[subtle vault]

You wanna properly rot? My mulch maxxing brethren? 3ft deep graves no coffin everyone

[toxic relic]

mulch maxxing fr

worm pilled

maggot cell

[subtle vault]

Love that for them

[bronze moat]

I hit my first jackpot after my moms funeral playing on her favorite slot machine.

Ever since me and my dad made it our father/son hangout. Casino burgers and nacho’s and gambling

[arctic sundial]

i wanna be shot into space when i die. ain't no decomposters getting at me

[toxic relic]

lol

corpse is going to freeze and break up into bits then hurtle back down and disintegrate into nothing

[twin bear]

Lol

[toxic relic]

or itll become part of the debris field

[subtle vault]

You'll be a shooting star to wish upon!

[twin bear]

Kills a family of 8

[arctic sundial]

in that case i want my body sent directly into the sun

[toxic relic]

doubtful, itll disintegrate before then i think

[twin bear]

Yeah

[subtle vault]

"We have a sun at home" magnesium fire

[twin bear]

100%

[arctic sundial]

i wanna make sure they don't get a piece of me

[twin bear]

Humans aint shit in space haha

[toxic relic]

why lol

[bronze moat]

Celestis corp will send your ashes into orbit

[twin bear]

The cia

[toxic relic]

are you not a mulchmaxxing brethren

[twin bear]

Wants them

[onyx igloo]

"brother we have no light to see in our home!"
me and the humble magnesium:

[subtle vault]

We all fw mulch

[toxic relic]

fr

[arctic sundial]

cause i don't want yucky worms eating me when i'm dead

[toxic relic]

i fuck with slime mould

[subtle vault]

Literally

[onyx igloo]

yum

[bronze moat]

First flight to send human remains into orbit is 3/31/2026

[subtle vault]

The best part about a zombie apocalypse is free mobile mulch

The worst part is that that mulch has attitude

We will mulch maxx the dead

[onyx igloo]

brothers, consume the slime

the goop

[twin bear]

Would it truly be bad to KOS in a zombie event

[strange beacon]

i wanna be buried in uhhhhh the dirt

[subtle vault]

I feel turning a zombie into mulch might create infectious plants

[bronze moat]

Sorry not the first. That’s the NEXT flight.

[twin bear]

If the zone was real id go there to die

Stare into the stars after being shot in the tummy by monolith

[subtle vault]

Could you imagine running a fever because you ate a cucumber that grew on a fallen zombie

[toxic relic]

you dont want your rotting flesh to be eaten and turned into nutrient shit?
you dont want your explosive bowels to paint the dirt within which your nothing burger body resides?
do you not wish for the many microorganisms to feast on your bruising wet blubber?
you are not one with the mulch, my brother

[twin bear]

Just as soon as i find an artifact to get my money

[subtle vault]

I like the way that you think

It's very esoteric

[toxic relic]

[strange beacon]

i wish to decompose into the mulch

[bronze moat]

I wanna be eaten by cute goth zombies

[twin bear]

It's just good for the planet if done right

[arctic sundial]

i don't wanna become dirt

[toxic relic]

thank you i mask my mental illness under the thinley veiled guise of appearing cerebral

[twin bear]

Now mass graves just create sickness and poisons or wtv

[strange beacon]

why? dirt is AWESOME

[subtle vault]

Such aspirations

[twin bear]

But singular controlled graves

[toxic relic]

dirt is fucking awesome

[twin bear]

Are very clean

[subtle vault]

I am very soil-pilled

[arctic sundial]

why be one with the earth when i can be blasted into space and be one with the sun

thats way cooler imo

[twin bear]

I don't wanna be eaten that's one of my biggest fears

[toxic relic]

you wont make it to the sun

[subtle vault]

I am currently trying to revive dead soil in my yard

[onyx igloo]

what about sand

sand is pretty cool

[arctic sundial]

says you

[subtle vault]

Depends on the sand

[onyx igloo]

i can put it in my pockets and throw it at someones eyes

[twin bear]

Get buried in concrete like a dumb ass

[onyx igloo]

what is the best sand to weaponize

[strange beacon]

ok dale gribble

[arctic sundial]

pocket sand

[toxic relic]

your cells will burst under the cold and heat and your epidermis will become a crispy wafer peeling from your frozen marshmallow musculoskeletal structure

[onyx igloo]

isnt that what they do for like radioactive bodies

[subtle vault]

Lead caskets

[twin bear]

Lead wut beans said

[subtle vault]

I love being buried in lead

[toxic relic]

lol

[bronze moat]

I mean… I grew up goth. So fantasy was something like sitting up on a hill and watching the sub rise, then sun makes you go poof! Like a vampire.

My REAL passing I hope is peaceful. Or just so fast I am caught by surprise

[arctic sundial]

well thats your opinion

[toxic relic]

lol

[twin bear]

Real talk I just wanna die without knowing

[toxic relic]

erhm, science is your opinion 🤓

[subtle vault]

Dying from goth zombies is an aspiration

[toxic relic]

it is a cool idea to have ones meat puppet blasted into the outer layer of the sun

[arctic sundial]

what if i'm shot up really really super fast

[subtle vault]

I would probably die from being a dumb ass

[arctic sundial]

then what science boy

[toxic relic]

like all flesh popsicles, we will melt though

[bronze moat]

Cute goth zombies is my kryptonite

[twin bear]

If i get eaten by zombies it'll be my pets

I won't be able too

[strange beacon]

you would relive your entire life in 7 minutes before you died, so you could be reliving your experiences at this very moment unknowingly

[toxic relic]

the speed would essentially do the same thing mate

[arctic sundial]

what if they put me in a really really strong box before they send me up

[twin bear]

Messed up part is

[arctic sundial]

betcha didn't think of that genius

[twin bear]

Theres a whole delusion that the world isn't real

But maybe it fuckin isnt were just lil crumbs

[subtle vault]

If I turned and my soul was still ambivalent to my wandering corpse I am BEGGING for it not to be as clumsy as I was in life.

Istg if my zombie self trips and stumbles trying to get a survivor I am losing it in the afterlife

[bronze moat]

There is an EPIC japanese indie film about this!

People have VHS tapes of their lives and they are in limbo until they find the movie cassette of their happiest moment.

Which they then can play and relive over and over again

[toxic relic]

youd turn into a fractured red mist, your body a broken mirage of a shattered mirror, the solidified blood glinting between the shards as your blown head gazes upon its remnants with despair

[strange beacon]

huh, neato

[toxic relic]

pretty metal ig

[subtle vault]

I would take 300mg of fentanyl and die in a bush

[twin bear]

Write a god damn book my dude

[toxic relic]

lolllll

[strange beacon]

facts

[twin bear]

That's hard asf

[subtle vault]

I love this

[arctic sundial]

well uhhhh

frick you im making it to the sun

[twin bear]

Did i mention i like fent

[strange beacon]

fent fold fent fold fent fold

[subtle vault]

Teaching my pet zombie how to drink lean

[bronze moat]

And tons of people choose to remain in limbo. Helping others find and sort the movie cassettes. A whole industry of people remaining in limbo in order to help others cross over into their happiest moments.

Really good movie

[twin bear]

Fent cakes for breakfast

[subtle vault]

Fent cart for all

Hit the fent cart

[strange beacon]

what’s it called?

[twin bear]

Gas station yart got me fent posing

[toxic relic]

#general_chat message
my descriptive imagery is truly something

[subtle vault]

We are fentmaxxing