general_chat

[neat moat]

I know

[rain mango]

Yeah

[quasi slate]

something you dont see in eu

[rain mango]

I want a porsche someday

[neat moat]

Well I hope the job prospect work out

[rain mango]

And a 1967 chevy impala hardtop

[rain mango]

My goal car

[quasi slate]

👍

[rain mango]

I never really want a house

Im fine living wherever

Instead i like cars

[neat moat]

where will cake live?

You moved out of my walls

[rain mango]

hell

[neat moat]

heck*

[rain mango]

Hell

[neat moat]

tell me when you get a j*b so I can celebrate

[stone meadow]

as they say, you can sleep in a car but you cant drive a house

[quasi slate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qh8W6Y1R4K8

[stone meadow]

(but at 90k already invested and 20k on the way I would really look into a mortgage instead)

[rain mango]

Im going to celebrate by doing something illegal

[neat moat]

btw where have people been getting that job application template

[quasi slate]

you can just google it

[neat moat]

I never seen it formatted like that

[neat moat]

I filled them out before

they dotn look like that

theyre all different actually

[quasi slate]

they dont look like that where i live either

[neat moat]

well youre european

[quasi slate]

yes

[neat moat]

also youre

nvm

[quasi slate]

wait you said slur

[burnt kite]

Yroue

[quasi slate]

ypire whjat

[quasi slate]

finish it

[neat moat]

no

[quasi slate]

https://tenor.com/view/minor-spelling-mistake-gif-21179057

[neat moat]

show me when you do

[stone meadow]

ive never even seen a job application template

[neat moat]

I need to be proud

[stone meadow]

i just put my cv out there and apply with my cv

[neat moat]

cv?

[stone meadow]

i either get a call from someone interested or i put in my cv when applying

[stone meadow]

cover letter

[neat moat]

yeah

[stone meadow]

outlining my name, contact details, experience, education

[rain mango]

Its just going to be drinking

[stone meadow]

and why im a good fit for the company

[rain mango]

And other stuff

[neat moat]

theyre really moving away form that stuff and dont rlly do the application anymore

its becoming less and less

[quasi slate]

when people say they cant get a job why dont they just get in an employment service to find a job for them

[stone meadow]

yeah literally never heard or seen a job application form, like a standard one

[neat moat]

drinking isnt illigal when a parent or guardian is supervising

[neat moat]

idk but I heard those can take litteral months

[stone meadow]

drinking isnt illegal in post soviet states and europe as long as youre about 12

[neat moat]

lmaoooo

12 😭

[stone meadow]

so can normal job searching tbh

[quasi slate]

the other thing while you're unemployed you will still receive money from employment service for 9 months while they are looking as long as you worked previously for a couple of years or served the army

[rain mango]

Food service or retail.

Which should i apply for

[neat moat]

at least youre guaranteed to get a job idk, never tried them though

[stone meadow]

any convenience store is happy to sell you beer or vodka or whatever ss long as youre not literslly preteen

[neat moat]

almost did

[stone meadow]

in post soviet countries anyway

[quasi slate]

like 50% cut from your previous monthly salary

[neat moat]

what do you think youre better at. People or inventory

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/konata-hawk-hawk-tuah-konata-hawk-tuah-gif-12358301043525212611

[stone meadow]

inventoring people

[rain mango]

Inventory

[quasi slate]

but you get paid while waiting

[rain mango]

I hate people

[quasi slate]

so its better to stay there than not being there at all

[neat moat]

if you jad previous employment

I didnt

[stone meadow]

i worked customer service and yes, absolutely despise the general public

[quasi slate]

and social state cant do shit to u for being unemployed when ur stationed at employment service

[quasi slate]

yeah

or served the army

[surreal mirage]

Move to Switzerland and get paid 3x your current salary for the same job

[rain mango]

Employment arc soon…

[neat moat]

maybe try Amazon. Why did you wanan be a barista of you hate people?

[stone meadow]

and pay 4x to live therr

[rain mango]

Alcohol

[stone meadow]

that is if you even qualify

[rain mango]

Drunk people are easier to deal with than sober people

Ive grown up around alcohol and drunks

[surreal mirage]

Taxes are lower than in the uk surprisingly

[neat moat]

baristas serve coffee...

[surreal mirage]

A lot lower

[quasi slate]

huge cash and then return rich but cant afford housing in swiss

[rain mango]

Oh u meant that job

Coffee shops are pretty slow

[stone meadow]

taxes maybe but cost of living aint

[rain mango]

The people arent as big of an issue

[neat moat]

fair

[quasi slate]

iirc someone told me 2 floor house counts as 2 separate houses in switzerland? like if ur buying a 2 floor home you have to pay for the 2 floors separately

[surreal mirage]

Cost of living wont be much more in relative terms than the uk, the major benefit is that you'll still be earning a higher nominal salary

[stone meadow]

i paid 6 euro for a 500ml water bottle there

[rain mango]

I dont wanna stay in america long

But family likes it here

[stone meadow]

but tbh the prices generally arent that much worse than uk, you are right

[neat moat]

nah leave

what you told me it sucks

[quasi slate]

switzerland is great if you plan to work abroad for some time

[onyx igloo]

i love the environment of america, im not sure about the gov'n'ment tho

very pretty here

[surreal mirage]

Shit is more expensive in Switzerland but everything is just ✨ better✨

[neat moat]

ignoring the infrastructure yes

[surreal mirage]

Lots of germans I've noticed

[quasi slate]

is it true swiss people just buy everything from germany because its cheaper

[surreal mirage]

Yes

[quasi slate]

lol

[surreal mirage]

I've done so myself

My family does it

[quasi slate]

germany making bank

[stone meadow]

the siwss speak german, french and english

[surreal mirage]

The swiss franc and it's current economic stability just means you'll be rich in every other country

[dry shadow]

Hello

[stone meadow]

im just saying it aint all sunshine and rainbows

[surreal mirage]

No i meant actual germans

[neat moat]

mods, blow this one up

[surreal mirage]

I speak swiss german myself

[quasi slate]

i saw how expensive djmax is in switzerland 👁️

[dry shadow]

I just got here level me alone

Damn

[onyx igloo]

explode him

now

[neat moat]

they did explosion on a protogen

[stone meadow]

ok

[neat moat]

😭

[stone meadow]

thermonuclear?

[rain mango]

Cant apply for a job cuz i cant drive to it if i get accepted

;(

[neat moat]

I want a slight nuclear winter please

[onyx igloo]

that is preferable if we have the time

[polar kernel]

you dont want to be employed

[spark forum]

Do we know when stable b42 will come out?

[rain mango]

im cooking tacos tonight tho

[rain mango]

Money

[dry shadow]

I just bought the game

[stone meadow]

nope

[polar kernel]

having a j*b is the worst thing that has ever happened

to anyone ever

[surreal mirage]

Why are djmax dlc prices on par with sims 4

[rain mango]

Goodluck

[dry shadow]

Did i make a mistake?

[onyx igloo]

i want money for the the steam vr

[quasi slate]

employed: 😭
unemployed: 😭

is all the same...

[onyx igloo]

the the uhhmmmmm

[neat moat]

can you take the bus?

[spark forum]

Go gamble

[stone meadow]

being unemployed job hunting being employed

[spark forum]

Everything on Red cuz Black steals

[onyx igloo]

i want a job in walking distance

[stone meadow]

this baka life of mine

[spark forum]

Polish rules

[quasi slate]

djmax still better quality for price

[polar kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/chiikawa-throwing-tomato-tomatoes-booo-boo-gif-3831883570443690055

[spark forum]

Well

[surreal mirage]

Why so expensive tho

[spark forum]

LeBron told me that

[stone meadow]

welp he had a quick stay here

better luck next time

[quasi slate]

thats complete edition, includes every single dlc ever released since 2019

[torn halo]

Yoo guys, im new to Project zomboid, i played one character survived 1 day and a few hours, would anyone else whos kinda new wanna play with me? Looking for chill or fun people to play with 18+ preferably

[quasi slate]

every 3 months complete edition increases in price

[polar kernel]

ill never know what lebron (the goat 🐐 🙏) told him

[stone meadow]

something racist

[quasi slate]

https://tenor.com/view/djmax-respect-djmax-respect-v-rhythm-game-rhythm-games-gif-12328692824383084000

[polar kernel]

yeah he was cooking up something diabolical

can't believe no one else noticed that joke

he almost got away with it

[stone meadow]

yeah

skipped over it lol

then reread it when you replied to it

was like "wait a min"

[surreal mirage]

Mein gott

[quasi slate]

but djmax does big discounts super often @surreal mirage

[polar kernel]

i will never understand how tone deaf u have to be to just casually make racist jokes with people youve never fucking met lmfao

[surreal mirage]

I bought base game for like 2 dolla

[quasi slate]

80% discount stacks with bundle discount

[stone meadow]

i mean making racist jokes in general aint great

[polar kernel]

well yeah but like, WITH STRANGERS?

[stone meadow]

big balls doing it in front of an active mod in chat

[surreal mirage]

I ain't spending 170 euros on a game

[rain mango]

Wheres the racism

[polar kernel]

it happens so weirdly often

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/konata-hawk-hawk-tuah-konata-hawk-tuah-gif-12358301043525212611

[polar kernel]

like irl even

especially in florida

[quasi slate]

i havent gotten any of the new stuff yet

[stone meadow]

well thats florida

[rain mango]

Im in florida

[stone meadow]

basically a gta 5 server

theyre making gta 6 there and i heard its just all based on true stories

[rain mango]

Taco taco

[polar kernel]

i went to buy flowers one time and this old bat running the shop was like droning about politics and just threw me an insane curveball talking abt a whole race of people and i was absolutely befuddled

[neat moat]

cake whats your favorite kinda taco

[surreal mirage]

Yeah the trailer for gta6 was just recreations of florida clips

[rain mango]

Beef

[polar kernel]

like ma'am im here for some lilies not your shitty opinions

[neat moat]

real

[harsh vault]

new fren alert

[rain mango]

I like meat in me

[harsh vault]

cake ew

[neat moat]

ok cake

[harsh vault]

behave

[neat moat]

lmaoooo

[polar kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-scared-cat-scared-he-is-right-behind-me-isnt-he-looking-behind-gif-4845532332785380088

[stone meadow]

me

[neat moat]

Skibidi cat

[harsh vault]

frogski

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/konata-drink-soda-lucky-star-anime-gif-3747267415004475760

[surreal mirage]

Xal

[polar kernel]

i hate and love florida so much man

its so silly and whimsical here

[neat moat]

dont pout smh

[sacred schooner]

yes?

[stone meadow]

florida man did X

[polar kernel]

but simultaneously a hellscape not fit to live

[dry shadow]

Hai

[rain mango]

What if i sell florida

[harsh vault]

haii

[onyx igloo]

eat florida

[surreal mirage]

Obligatory "xal" whenever you appear

[polar kernel]

sell the... world...

[stone meadow]

florida man blew up the moon, says skibidi toilet made him do it

[rain mango]

I thought ur name was pathogen not protogen

[polar kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/my-reaction-my-honest-reaction-my-honest-reaction-to-this-information-omori-hent-gif-10794417760575382450

the man who sold florida

[harsh vault]

i believe this

[stone meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid-snake-big-boss-gif-12248663

[hidden spruce]

so , i were playing with my friends and...

[neat moat]

why are we bullying thenew guy

[surreal mirage]

Yummers

[stone meadow]

who?

[rain mango]

Im going to touch u all

[surreal mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/miyabi-low-tier-god-miyabi-miyabi-zzz-miyabi-ltg-miyabi-gtab-gif-10201380335966554347

[neat moat]

protogen

[polar kernel]

we COCK, DICK, BALLING

[surreal mirage]

[stone meadow]

i dont see any bullying

🙈

[polar kernel]

i miss lowtierbalrog!!!

[rain mango]

Dangalanga

Mihoyminoy

[sacred schooner]

I'm watching one of the BF6 streams right now, looking pretty solid

[neat moat]

cake

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/doodlebob-spongebob-gif-7390740

[surreal mirage]

I hope it's good

[neat moat]

can I fren u 🥺

[rain mango]

I dont have friends

[polar kernel]

looks promising

[neat moat]

aw

[polar kernel]

the only friends u need are inside your head

[rain mango]

Inside

[polar kernel]

they always know what to do

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/burning-office-spongebob-on-fire-gif-13729593

[sacred schooner]

the only friend you need is the medic who revives you

[surreal mirage]

You're all in my head

[neat moat]

said friends

[rain mango]

I like hawks too

[sacred schooner]

and the engineer who repairs your heli in flight

[quasi slate]

happy tree friends

[rain mango]

What abt that one series abt those 2 dogs

[polar kernel]

i keep feeling something in my hair and i cant fucking seem to find it except on accident when i brush my hand in it

[rain mango]

I forget the name

It was sooo messed up

[quasi slate]

idk the 2 dogs one but check this out

[rain mango]

Poochie and pansy

Truly a classic

[quasi slate]

never seen it lol

[rain mango]

Dont

[surreal mirage]

Moopy pinch cheeks rn

[quasi slate]

this is the first time im hearing about it

[stone meadow]

honestly the bar is on the floor

[rain mango]

Ive been around the internet a millenia

[stone meadow]

damn my discord messed up

[stone meadow]

meant to reply to this

[rain mango]

Salad fingers is tame compared to poochie and pansy

[stone meadow]

all ea has to do is copy bf4 or bf1

its that easy

[quasi slate]

i know salad fingers but ive never watched it

[stone meadow]

66 years old

ok grandma

[sacred schooner]

they figured out the formula 2 decades ago

[stone meadow]

tbh id settle for bf2 style gameplay atp

[rain mango]

Hawk tuah

James lee is so hot i wish koreans were real

[stone meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/happyhawktuahsday-happyhawktuahiday-happyhawktuah-hawk-girl-gif-13833112915298574164

[sacred schooner]

the only BF I played was BF3 (and I played the shit out of it)

[stone meadow]

bf3 was very good

[sacred schooner]

it certainly was

[stone meadow]

bf4 is just a bigger bf3 really

[onyx igloo]

i played bf1

and felt horror

[stone meadow]

bf1 is where they started changing things up massively

was still good in its own way

[onyx igloo]

bf1 was pretty good atleast imo

it was utter chaos in mp though

[stone meadow]

but we lost engineer and more class customization

bf5 was just bf1 in a different era

[sacred schooner]

and then they started shitting rainbows

[stone meadow]

and somehow for a game set in ww2 LACKING THE SOVIET UNION

[stone meadow]

wdym

i had no problem with bf5 besides cutting out half the fucking world war 2 out of their world war 2 game

[sacred schooner]

lost the formula during bf5

[onyx igloo]

bf5 or bf1

[stone meadow]

bf1 wasnt set in ww1

nor did the ussr exist then

lol

[onyx igloo]

bf1 wasnt set in ww1?

[stone meadow]

bf5 was just bf1 but different era

same formula

[onyx igloo]

oh

[stone meadow]

bf2042 is when they changed shit for no reason again, but this time for worse

[sacred schooner]

it was certainly... something

[onyx igloo]

okay so it is

sorry my brain is in a blender rn

[stone meadow]

why not make classes borderline pointless in our class based game

what do you mean being able to easily identify who is what class

we cant sell skins that way

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/dont-be-sad-this-is-just-how-it-works-out-sometimes-angel-bf2042-battlefield-angel-dont-be-sad-angel-gif-24855532

[stone meadow]

I hope theyve learned something with bf6 and at least go back to bf1/bf5 formula if they wont go to bad company/3/4

cause i love battefield

[sacred schooner]

seems they kept a bit a 2042, pushed a bf3/4 experience and changed a few things here and there like weapon customization points

it might just work

[stone meadow]

honestly the most baffling decision for me was making the classes basically the same

with very minor differences

keep gadgets and weapons exclusive to classes, thats the entire point of classes

otherwise you just have cod hardpoint

[sacred schooner]

at least there's none of that stuff in BF6

[sacred schooner]

and certainly none of that

[stone meadow]

i hope so

[sacred schooner]

you can watch the stream right now

[stone meadow]

oh where?

[sacred schooner]

https://www.youtube.com/live/tphkg0ssGFA?si=EuNgXF3ueHnAgGvi

[stone meadow]

thanks

[sacred schooner]

they've done 2/3 matches by now

[stone meadow]

ooh

so far looks promising

bf4 with 2042 elements

that end of match screen does not look good though

looks like a placeholder for custom skins and emotes

like yeah fine i dont care if its in cod or fortnite but battlefield is about factions fighting each other, you gotta be able to easily tell whos who

[sacred schooner]

we'll see during the open beta

[stone meadow]

this is NOT easily identifiable

also correct me if im wrong but it looks like any class can use any gun?

[sacred schooner]

it does look like it

[stone meadow]

ffs

[sacred schooner]

I think they kept it similar to BF2042 where each classes have a bonus with certain types of weapons

[stone meadow]

why dont they get that class locked guns is part of the balancing, and the point

[stone meadow]

yeah but thats so lame

oh no i lose 10% recoil control or whatever

well, bf6 already looking not good goddammit

[sacred schooner]

not great, but I'm willing to overlook it for the most part

[stone meadow]

its better than 2042

[sacred schooner]

LMG and snipers tho

[stone meadow]

but so far, really not by much

not enough to warrant trying at this point tbh

this is really dissapointing

why does battlebit get what battlefield is about more than the company who made battlefield

[sacred schooner]

the great irony is that battlebit released just at a time when they coulda learned greatly from it

[burnt kite]

The fog is coming 😂

[stone meadow]

looks like its more bf4/bf1 for me

good thing its somehow more active than 2042

might even be more active than 6 by the looks of it, once new release hype settles down

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/konata-hawk-hawk-tuah-konata-hawk-tuah-gif-12358301043525212611

[burnt kite]

If milk goes bad it becomes yogurt

[nimble hare]

meow

[nimble hare]

meanwhile gurt: yo

[burnt kite]

Knobhead

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/blue-lock-shidou-ryusei-shidou-sae-itoshi-gif-10182018084004565689

[stone meadow]

cake

how many times must i see it today

[rain mango]

Ka sploosh?

Someday im going to die

and then u will die

All of u will die

We’ll all die

Death is inevitable

Im going to take a nap

Its naptime

[rain mango]

Cake squared

• beaver frog = eggplant

Skibidi rizz gyatt sigma sigma

https://tenor.com/view/bogos-binted-bogos-binted-alien-aphex-twin-gif-20530107

[stone meadow]

ok

shut up

[rain mango]

🐔 🏇 chicken jockey?

ok ill be back in a few months

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/sir-yes-sir-oorah-oorah-marine-twerk-army-gif-22931251

[nimble hare]

i wanna play zomboid

[stone meadow]

GOOD

maybe be back NEVER

[rain mango]

no

[stone meadow]

:(

[sacred schooner]

for the price they'll release the game at, I think I might wait at least a few months for a discount

my critic of the stream I'm seeing right now is that there might be just a little bit too much of 2042's dna in there for me to be full hyped

[stone meadow]

my main issue, and its a very big one, is the class identity crisis

[sacred schooner]

but overall it looks good

[stone meadow]

making them barely different goes against what bf is

or has been since inception

[sacred schooner]

it does indeed feel wrong

[stone meadow]

being engineer but forced to have smgs/carbines as mains? thats the tradeoff for being able to single handledly disable/destory a tank

having good damage, range and mobility with rifles as medic? well you arent particularly good at any of those, and your kit is more passive

all those considerations make sense

[sacred schooner]

in the stream assault (dunno about the others) has access to 2 main weapons and a side weapon

[stone meadow]

thats even worse news lol

you telling me we got recon/engineers?

[sacred schooner]

mhm, the streamer's running a rifle and a dmr

[stone meadow]

idk how youd nerf a sniper when all that really matters is first snd second shot

at that point doesnt matter what your bonuses to it are

[sacred schooner]

assault has self-heal

(I'm backtracking the stream)

[stone meadow]

does it matter when you can throw a heal pack down and self heal that way

alongside your teammates

[sacred schooner]

well that's medic's job ain't it

[stone meadow]

yeah but what I mean is that aint really all that useful

unless you mean their self heal is through their gadgets

piss off bot

[sacred schooner]

it is indeed assault's gadget

[stone meadow]

then thats just how assault works anyway lol

ill try to not be so skeptical of bf6

but 2 main weapons and no class weapon restriction is a HUGE negative

[sacred schooner]

so long at they don't reproduce one man armies like in 2042

recon has c4

[stone meadow]

just give everyone launchers and remove engineer again atp

[nimble hare]

I'm gonna play zomboid now

anyone wanna be my zomboid date

[tall glen]

any patches this week?

[stone meadow]

noone knows

we all just as in the dark as you

[tall glen]

frog is a secret dev

just does office catering though

[nimble hare]

my ping is above 200 on any server that shows up

evil

they all have mods 💔

[stone meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/street-vendor-nat-geo-selling-food-cart-snacks-gif-23344619

sandwhich anyone

[foggy geyser]

which sandwhich

[stone meadow]

bread

[dry stirrup]

can grapes eat birds?

shit. I mean

can birds eat grapes

[tall glen]

yeah

its a fruit

ducks love grapes

cut them in half though

[dry stirrup]

im eating some frozen fruit

it has grapes in it, so I put them onthe bird feeder because i dont like frozen grapes

[tall glen]

I am considering laundry and lunch

[open elk]

Guys im cooked

I spent my entire day trying survive in West Point 2.0 Zombie spawn

I can't get past day 2

[nimble hare]

wow

wow

[quasi slate]

that drop combo hurt my soul

[neat moat]

they hated him for he told them the truth

[burnt kite]

Binley mega chippy

[rose kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/fentnesday-gif-9363009065696255998

[twin bear]

Tis Thursday

[rose kestrel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1097189485990662285/1198362584437489805/Sequence_01.gif

[burnt kite]

OH MY GOD

MY FOOD IS HOT AND THE PLATE IS COLD

[twin bear]

Microwave type shit

[upbeat oar]

yo someone help

im building blanks

when i try to build i get errors and it doesnt take away anything or build anything

[twin bear]

The graphics tho

[rose kestrel]

a 90's game

[rose kestrel]

u prefer this version?

[twin bear]

It looks familiar

[rose kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/samuel-jackson-pink-wig-gif-2469685610549336559

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/omo-omg-wow-sugoi-amazing-gif-5750406

[rose kestrel]

Gurt are you from Lazytown?

[plush cobalt]

You know you can't be lazy

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/stingy-mine-song-nod-yes-gif-13901626

[twin bear]

Oldest game I play other than Daggerfall

[neat moat]

god will smite lazydown inshallah

[rose kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/guillatene-behead-lego-gif-12352396

[rose kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/command-%26-conquer-tiberian-sun-tiberian-sun-firestorm-command-and-conquer-brotherhood-of-nod-gif-2112676086560547117

[twin bear]

Yeah I've seen this before on a yt channel doing reviews

https://tenor.com/view/spider-gilbertshmormp-gilburtshmormp-daggerfall-dagger-gif-10921920965713526494

[rose kestrel]

yt is a hive of scum and villainy

[twin bear]

Better than twitch

Twitch is thankfully dying

[rose kestrel]

the flags may change but their methods remain the same

[twin bear]

Twitch scams everyone

And kicks starting to actually get popular but fuck that

BEAR is for losers

[chrome jetty]

https://open.spotify.com/track/2D52zjCyqEIQa221lhw6uk?si=e823137dd88c49a3

[neat moat]

scav why do you look like a basic anime girl

[chrome jetty]

God teir song

[neat moat]

go away

[chrome jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/heresy-space-marines-astartes-warhammer-gif-18849638

[neat moat]

yeah

yeah fuck you

diediedie

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/афіг-gif-7022896435689135464

[chrome jetty]

do u have the shortend version of the warhammer gif?

Idk if it was u or someone else who always sent it

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/space-marine-40k-astartes-heretic-kill-gif-14340108

i mean i have this one

[chrome jetty]

Mid

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-astartes-3d-art-nope-gif-16794679

and that

[chrome jetty]

yea that works thanks

appreciate you pookie

wee out here fucking losing in minesweeper

[twin bear]

Why do u care

[chrome jetty]

jealousy

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/kupunya-satu-mimpi-kucing-meluk-pohon-gif-8407061725979526456

[neat moat]

scav is acting like an anime girl too

[chrome jetty]

you should act like a fish and not talk

[twin bear]

How is that even possible

I mostly dislike anime as it is anyways

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/fish-tuna-tuna-fish-swimming-eating-fish-gif-13886073847916898732

[neat moat]

say baka

[rose kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/we-can-all-live-together-rick-grimes-rick-twd-gif-27377005

[chrome jetty]

I have a tank

[neat moat]

I am a tank

[chrome jetty]

https://open.spotify.com/track/6y87Q8nkhHP2YqowavLdPA?si=05ac553ca7c64a60

[neat moat]

yep

animu

[chrome jetty]

anime is cash money

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/cute-anime-anime-girl-pink-hearts-gif-2859182496452245481

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/stare-linkstare-catstare-theboysbutdumb-gif-26094112

[chrome jetty]

I mean- alot of it is slop. but what isnt gooner bait is decent

[rose kestrel]

a fish tank

[twin bear]

80% of anime is for gooning and weirdo stuff

[neat moat]

thats why it's perfect to represent you

[chrome jetty]

quite unfortunate tbh

[plush cobalt]

95% of statistics cited on discord are pulled directly out of someone's ass

[twin bear]

I'm not a gooner tho

[neat moat]

Brother omar

[plush cobalt]

Brother fish

[twin bear]

Including urs rn

[plush cobalt]

Correct

[neat moat]

Let us read a passage from the Quran

[twin bear]

I don't believe anyone here ever tbh

[plush cobalt]

The Cow

[lavish wagon]

Hey guys anyone in west EU wanting to play a new server? check out my #1400604104274743381 if you're interested, if not you can ignore this message 🙂
Have a good evening XD

[floral fiber]

Like that Omar is (Omar) 100% the time

[plush cobalt]

Directly out of your ass

[rose kestrel]

look at marvel rivals

[neat moat]

pope approved

[floral fiber]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/986948930740813864/1331126697357082644/RDT_20250121_0501024588583069459634607.gif

[plush cobalt]

I was made to read the Quran during Ramadan, more than once I believe

That shit did not stick ‼️

[neat moat]

I tried reading the cow and I came back more confused then I was before

[plush cobalt]

The name of that one always stuck for whatever reason

[twin bear]

I find that just cuz it's older than all the other bs doesn't make it any less bs

But idek what the fucking cow is

[neat moat]

its an animal

a large terrestrial mammal

[plush cobalt]

You're a large terrestrial mammal

[rose kestrel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1144537622102941766/1149592594578423819/togif-59.gif

[twin bear]

Brown cows give choccy milk white ones give regular and twink cows give strawberry milk

[neat moat]

My boymilk brings all the boys to the yard

[twin bear]

I made a milkshake just for u

[plush cobalt]

Sending messages is a privilege

[twin bear]

Special milkshake

It has anthrax in it

[neat moat]

Is it made with love?

[twin bear]

Delicious

And chemicals

[neat moat]

I dont think I want your love 😒

[rose kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-meme-marshmallow-swallow-eat-gif-21933731

[twin bear]

Who said it's mine

[neat moat]

[twin bear]

I have a manmilk farm

[polar kernel]

???

[neat moat]

chip

avert your gaze

[plush cobalt]

I'm with chip on this one

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/uni-cat-gif-16508948274886257497

[neat moat]

bro got muted

[rose kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/milj-milk-skill-issue-spill-issue-spill-gif-25572474

[floral fiber]

bro is snapped

[neat moat]

oh

[rose kestrel]

think b4 u speak plz

[neat moat]

that delete was fast

[chrome jetty]

wha t happemn

[rose kestrel]

milk

[twin bear]

Who got what now

[orchid sonnet]

a

[rose kestrel]

Gurts bowl was filled with man milk

[neat moat]

lord

[twin bear]

I'm only human after all

Don't put ur milk on me

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-milk-gif-6919750708092698197

[twin bear]

I forgot that gif existed

[onyx igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/kendrick-kendrick-lamar-mustard-mango-tuff-gif-8666831347696479024

mango mustard skibidi

[polar kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/mustard-kai-cenat-alsokami-komik-mustard-gif-gif-8559662327962672792

[rose kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/no-patrick-mayonnaise-isnot-an-instrument-label-text-gif-1130707935483399762

[twin bear]

Saved by the fucking environment

[twin bear]

Go back to tiktok

[onyx igloo]

i dont use tiktok

i only get these from a local scrapyard

[polar kernel]

i love tiktok

[twin bear]

It's where i get my wisdom

[sacred schooner]

got some of that temu wisdom for me?

[rose kestrel]

Project Zomboid on Temu Store is 90% cheaper!

[burnt kite]

Flip flap floobadebadop

[sacred schooner]

I'm disapointed by gamers

what hapenned to no pre-orders

[rose kestrel]

tyranny of the masses

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/idiocracy-idiocracy-movie-movie-idiocracy-luke-wilson-gif-5372983730459315256

[rose kestrel]

this is for you

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1356765177298817105/1400581492337279026/screen-20250731-1349052.mp4?ex=688d28a9&is=688bd729&hm=5e5c0b82d5d8e8cf3461360df99dc3fcccf408cc8c17e265a641e786421374bc&

[rose kestrel]

if it was Miyabifield 6 would you preorder?

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/credit-card-swipe-gif-10863986

[rose kestrel]

what happen to no preorders?

[sacred schooner]

anime in my battlefield? sign me up

[rose kestrel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/997611167570726972/1364584747027795988/1696918668895287.gif

[twin bear]

[sacred schooner]

@stone meadow found another toilet licker

[twin bear]

Yeah you dawg

🗣️

[rose kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/stitch-licks-slime-gif-7826310196799265789

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/the-sims-sims-sims2-the-sims2-sticker-gif-25771178

[twin bear]

The hell is that

Need uppies to even get out of my powerarmor

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/griddy-miku-hatsune-miku-vocaloid-gif-5951458306926896882

[neat moat]

you play the wrong fallout

[rose kestrel]

yeah wrong fallout

[neat moat]

oh?

https://tenor.com/view/sims-positive-the-sims-2-friend-friendship-gif-6095838795227474190

[twin bear]

He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man

Why is discord double sending.

[neat moat]

happens on low wifi

only see 1 message

[twin bear]

I need to get paid soon so i can fucking have wifi again

[neat moat]

how much is wifi for you

[twin bear]

Stolen phone so no data even if I bought some

I still owe like 120 smth

[neat moat]

damn

[twin bear]

It was 206

[neat moat]

wait fr?

[twin bear]

Yeah I got it from my cousin

[neat moat]

btw how are you texting if you dont have wifi

[twin bear]

He steals phones and sells em

Hotspot

[neat moat]

Ah

[twin bear]

It sucks rn

Can't even watch yt

Been showing my lil nephew my war movies

[twin bear]

He's a huge fan of saving pvt Ryan since he loves waw and ww2 (we playsplitscreen together

[tender igloo]

he cant be a toilet licker when hes the toilet

[neat moat]

yes he can

have you never licked yourself?

[twin bear]

Why would u do that

[neat moat]

maybe you spilled something yummy

youre a very confrontational anime character

https://tenor.com/view/girls-last-tour-anime-bonk-episode-5-gif-6955877251096423353

[chrome jetty]

Bro keep your kinks in dms god dam

[polar kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/true-truth-nuke-super-truth-nova-truth-meme-gif-16889273424352737553

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-tongue-cat-licking-white-cat-cursed-cat-gif-27575167

[chrome jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-astartes-3d-art-nope-gif-16794679

[tender igloo]

what does that gif mean

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-astartes-3d-art-nope-gif-16794679

[neat moat]

space diapers

[chrome jetty]

Yo is Gurts message going in the forbidden library

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/sonic-gif-4656385985544318455

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/orca-tongue-freaky-tongue-out-freak-gif-13890646100967462988

[dawn jewel]

Fish

[floral fiber]

nope

[dawn jewel]

[neat moat]

abble

[dawn jewel]

I killed u

[crystal comet]

😭

[chrome jetty]

Really? Why not

Wild

[crystal comet]

hi

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/kupunya-satu-mimpi-kucing-meluk-pohon-gif-8407061725979526456

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/fish-drop-fish-explode-fish-fish-release-i-respect-fish-gif-9501204744154561618

[dawn jewel]

I like ur pfp sam

[crystal comet]

baii

[dawn jewel]

STUPID DOG

[chrome jetty]

@dawn jewel Thank you

[crystal comet]

aww ty

[thin wedge]

gurt do be ded

[neat moat]

what does this mean btw

[sacred schooner]

you mean leon is skibidi?

[dawn jewel]

@chrome jetty thank you

❤️

[chrome jetty]

WHY

[dawn jewel]

Eated

YEYY

[twin bear]

Why u dranking on skin that sounds like asking for some germs 🗣️

[neat moat]

Ima eat your apple

[dawn jewel]

Thank you

❤️

[dawn jewel]

IS ORNG

[chrome jetty]

@dawn jewel Thank you

[crystal comet]

bai bai i must go

[tender igloo]

i dont know what that is

[neat moat]

Im shaving your head

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/omni-man-omni-man-are-you-sure-are-you-sure-invincible-gif-3935116808772397515

[burnt kite]

I promised myself again that im gonna do a movie night

[chrome jetty]

Clownaids

[burnt kite]

It's 1 am

[chrome jetty]

no its 8pm

[burnt kite]

Jamidia

[twin bear]

Off to collect more resources for my countries main base ig

[neat moat]

huh?

your hair is a resource?

[twin bear]

No if i shave my hair I am only doing it for enlistment hell nah

And I was making fun of going to war over resources 😭

[neat moat]

Yeah im enlisting you

[twin bear]

Nuh uh

[chrome jetty]

Your enlisting?

[neat moat]

scav, if you were a recourse deposit youd only drop common loot

[twin bear]

No i alrdy tried that but maybe one day I have no record it's just a physical

That would screw me

[twin bear]

More like scrap or rocks

[chrome jetty]

Lol

[twin bear]

Not even a tiered loot

[onyx igloo]

me reading youtube comments for something interesting (85% of comments are "Topic got me dead!!😂")

[twin bear]

Who speaks like that

Has to be bots ong

[chrome jetty]

Poop heads

[neat moat]

scav what crayon flavor is your favorite

[twin bear]

I am not a marine fan I was gonna join the army

I fear I have no marine qualities

[neat moat]

soldja boi

[chrome jetty]

Mad respect bro. Stay safe.

[twin bear]

no i never got there

[chrome jetty]

Oh? That’s unfortunate to hear

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/shinji-crank-that-crank-that-soulja-cater-pmu-gif-5000198087706412831

[twin bear]

I got covid and then I got lazy I only started going thru the process

[chrome jetty]

But you plan on enlisting?

[neat moat]

youre actually joining the army?

[twin bear]

Only if I know I'm able too

[chrome jetty]

fair fair

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/ryo-ryo-yamada-bocchi-bocchi-the-rock-bocchi-the-rock-gif-gif-27152609

[chrome jetty]

regardless, it’s still a job worth the upmost respect

[polar kernel]

something like that

[twin bear]

Not in my current state

[thin wedge]

fell for the lujan psyop

[twin bear]

I just hope my recruiter was being honest on the whole it being easy thing

Physical wise

[twin swift]

hola alguien para jugar project zomboid

[twin bear]

I also need to actually go to a doctor if I'm even gonna think about that lmao

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/haha-gif-6815166390687140758

[chrome jetty]

Bro still making that attempt to fight for your country is respect worthy regardless if you get in or not

Idgaf

[neat moat]

its juts another job

like any other

[chrome jetty]

No it’s not

[neat moat]

yeah

Chip knows

[twin bear]

America fuck yeah!
I cannot sing the rest of that song😭

[chrome jetty]

Working for the military is different

If you don’t understand how then idk what to say lmao

[twin bear]

It's painting rocks and paperwork I'm told

[ivory grail]

God i'm a good person

[twin bear]

With the added bonus of being taught infantry skills

[chrome jetty]

Yes, but you should give them crack instead

[ivory grail]

Next time don't worry

[twin bear]

I'm not
Give em fent

[ivory grail]

There always a next time

[neat moat]

youre a terrible husk of a man

[onyx igloo]

uhh.. if the physical is easy being a soldier in training isnt that just doing you worse if you actually have to fight?

just thinking

[ivory grail]

I'm amazing husk

Get it right

[neat moat]

sleepy I hate your new pfp

go back to the old one

[ivory grail]

Is there a problem with polishing your ball?

[neat moat]

The cat looked more like you

tupid

smol

[burnt kite]

Starbucks coffee is so ass, anyone who genuinely drinks it either has no tastebuds, no will to live, or they order anything BUT coffee

[neat moat]

tupid

stinky

[ivory grail]

I order there coffee and have no will to live

[neat moat]

tupid

[twin bear]

20 dollars for mid coffee sounds rough too

[chrome jetty]

(In Canada) My friend did the physical test and she said it was relatively difficult. But tbf she isn’t a big person. But it Involved dragging a tire or some heavy shit a certian distance within a given time.

I bet they improve your physical condition during basic training

[burnt kite]

Checks out

[young kelp]

Core keeper update
Holy shit traveling is a pain in the ass, if you die and the portal you used is miles away, the travel needed to get back to your grave is not only long, but also relatively hard as whatever biome you died on means there's more than 1 of that enemy that killed you

[onyx igloo]

Oh okay

[young kelp]

so you might end up dead trying to get back to your grave

unless you are actively pacifying the biome

[twin bear]

Terraria?

[young kelp]

by removing the grass

Terraria travel is fine, the only thing you lose are coins

unless you chose mediumcore

[chrome jetty]

Who tf chooses medium core

[ivory grail]

Nah this one looks a bit more like me the brainless staring is perfect

[neat moat]

No

youre the cat in the funny car

https://tenor.com/view/cat-bus-grumpy-car-driving-gif-9267379998701770684

[young kelp]

those that are insane

speaking of insanity

someone in a different game

made a record

that is close to impossible to beat

[ivory grail]

Not anymore I killed the fem in boy

[young kelp]

2.5b score in a 3 day long event

[ivory grail]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-chokehold-high-in-the-sky-hits-choke-gif-26541347314485139

[young kelp]

each win on average grants 1.5m score

[chrome jetty]

Bruh

Was it tool assisted

[young kelp]

skullgirls mobile lmao

and the thing is

2.5b is the limit that can be reached that the game allows

so it could have been much higher

[chrome jetty]

Wild

[young kelp]

each fight is around a 1-2 mins long

so he spent the whole 3 days playing that game

[chrome jetty]

Do yoy get something for being top?

[young kelp]

There's a top 1 reward for the event

but the top 2 of during that is probably less than a billion

went way overboard

[chrome jetty]

Acutally crazy

[burnt kite]

Good night chat im finna sleep

[twin bear]

Masochists

[gritty drift]

https://tenor.com/view/standing-kitty-cutiepie-gif-6698252999604200247

[chrome jetty]

chat we are cooked

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/jzw-jack-the-whipper-jacques-jacques-ze-whipper-jacques-the-whipper-gif-12353929301546689682

[neat moat]

xion zee wheppah

[bronze moat]

Nah, I’d win.

[neat moat]

jdod is bad at minesweeper

already saw one easy move

[arctic sundial]

same

by the 4

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/jw2-ice-age-jurassic-world-carnotaurus-sid-gif-23949689

[neat moat]

Joe dont be mean to your bf

[bronze moat]

Top. Square next to the green 2 and the flagged mine. Square adjacent to flagged mine = empty

[ivory grail]

I would wip him

[neat moat]

nah

let him suffer

[stiff geyser]

I see one safe movement

Actually two

You just have skill issues

I've been obsessed with minesweeper lately

[arctic sundial]

most days in shop class in grade 10 i'd just spend the whole class playing google minesweeper on a chromebook instead of doing any work lol

[chrome jetty]

holy fuck im actually sub 40

Havent been sub 40 in so long

[pale berry]

I have a abcess in my arm pit god hates me bro

[chrome jetty]

fuck i cant see any more moves

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/explosion-cat-gif-5858640239144030160

[chrome jetty]

SUB 30

SUB 30

OMG

OMG

SUB 20

THE DREAM IS REAL

FUCKKKKK

So close

[stiff geyser]

Skill issue

[chrome jetty]

It really is

Ahh man

This is hard af

[stiff geyser]

I could have finished it

You'll learn to see all the patterns

[chrome jetty]

Bro ive been at this for so long too lmao

[bronze moat]

I get to see him in 2 weeks!

[chrome jetty]

54 mines in that left over space scares mee

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/red-button-spam-press-button-click-gif-17367381

[rose kestrel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1356765177298817105/1400590201201360957/Steve_scream.mp4?ex=688d30c5&is=688bdf45&hm=160ab2b4a5dfd4b2ec197c99f8dbb7d30fe69b21e522f41172e71f9ee428b504&

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/robocop-i-am-a-machine-nothing-more-robocop2-limitation-gif-15611638

[thin wedge]

very scary

[rose kestrel]

sorry this will make u feel better https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1083534587721949215/1399788597485371392/instagram-1753762715590.mp4?ex=688ce938&is=688b97b8&hm=3fdf3f68c41222716e59fe98fa8437f8dbc4a056c9d3f36a91127b9b7e74391b&

[bronze moat]

I HATE Linux. So I pick the wolves

[stiff geyser]

Bruh is there even a way to solve this?

[rose kestrel]

i choose no survivors

[chrome jetty]

fuck idk

[stiff geyser]

I lost

[chrome jetty]

Im sometimes having to guess to and it sucks ass

Like i got this to do

[stiff geyser]

The ones on the right were impossible. Had to risk it

[chrome jetty]

I WON THE 50/50

[stiff geyser]

There's a mine on top of the marked mine on the left

[chrome jetty]

This is what im at rn

[thin wedge]

throw a child on the mine

[rose kestrel]

me when the hospital charges me 500k after failing to save my unborn child

[thin wedge]

[chrome jetty]

This is the whole board

37 mines in that small area im fucked

[thin wedge]

they can't pin war crimes if there nothing left

[chrome jetty]

Fuck i lost

[stiff geyser]

I only see one safe space

[chrome jetty]

Where was it?

[chrome jetty]

How is it safe?

[stiff geyser]

The mine for those three was in one of the other two spaces

[chrome jetty]

How do u know?

[stiff geyser]

If that space had a mine, the other two would still have to hold a mine for the three on the right, making the three on the left a four

Since both are three, that space was safe

[chrome jetty]

Ahhh thats smart

I gotta start thinking like that

[stiff geyser]

Dude I had to build a minesweeper from scratch for my coding class

I had to study the game for weeks

[chrome jetty]

Lmao

[rose kestrel]

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[sacred schooner]

for some reason I believe that Mark is full of shit and needs laxatives

[rose kestrel]

Mark works for Zenless Zone Zero

[sacred schooner]

mark needs to work harder

[tacit meadow]

Click the one next to flag

[neat moat]

pilk

https://tenor.com/view/puke-spin-gif-9822311620044202382

[unreal bane]

That clock is going to keep ticking until it reaches 999!

[neat moat]

hes gonna sell em a dollar each

truly looking ahead

[bronze moat]

https://tenor.com/view/hungry-warren-sapp-hungry-man-shopping-cart-food-gif-20120506

[rose kestrel]

we get in trouble for less

[bronze moat]

In the 90’s $20 could get you a carton of gold marbs.

Now it’s like $150 I think?

Snicker bar in 1990 vs 2025:

20% smaller and 4 times the cost

[neat moat]

yeah cigs are too expensive now

I think I paid like 18 for a small pack

like the ones you stereotypically see

[bronze moat]

1 gallon Lucern milk in 1990: $1.68. 2025 $4.50

[half kettle]

what do cigarts taste like

[neat moat]

Ok Dave

time for your medication

[bronze moat]

Roxy hid my meds

[rose kestrel]

take this https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/432488551314358273/1400578489807016036/Justalittlesnack_710205_12635738-HD-AV1.mp4?ex=688d25dd&is=688bd45d&hm=78be0607d7992dce8dc2eaaa36539d59b9e7f8e7882c7e13d69da99dbd914815&

[bronze moat]

@neat moat check this out!

[neat moat]

this roll of toilet paper is older than you even

[bronze moat]

My typical lunch! (i had taco bell)

[bronze moat]

My dad kept it

[rose kestrel]

'

[neat moat]

@twin bear

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/freaky-tree-gif-5339980723356097006

[dawn jewel]

@neat moat thank you

❤️

[rose kestrel]

oh no did they giv you this?

[chrome jetty]

@dawn jewel Thank you

[dawn jewel]

NOOOOO

[dawn jewel]

BITCH

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/bubatz-baer-bär-apfel-apples-gif-24537830

[dawn jewel]

I love BEAR

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/kaden-bear-walk-gif-15031442544519350917

[chrome jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/nap-kids-funny-sleep-time-to-sleep-gif-4790027

[dawn jewel]

:((

[chrome jetty]

@dawn jewel Thank you

[neat moat]

thank you @dawn jewel

[chrome jetty]

BRO HAHAASHAHASHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[slate sluice]

Hi

[toxic relic]

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[dawn jewel]

@chrome jetty thank you

[dawn jewel]

@neat moat thank you

[dawn jewel]

[thin wedge]

its finally august 1

no poop july is over

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/369836244064272386/1400647277022019634/5bVJ-W56ocTcEkQ1.mp4?ex=688d65ed&is=688c146d&hm=f50413120265670352ff34a83a4efd31c219f39bae51844f12c3573be3e3a5b1&

[twin bear]

Wut the heck