#general_chat

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dim cloak
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always been fond of a mix of armors

twin bear
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I like realistic armor

fair yacht
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alice is still better tho

dim cloak
twin bear
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That's why i enjoy spartan armor so damn much, the og designs looked practical

dim cloak
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not too bulky for quick movements but not too light for close-quarters if needed

twin bear
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All the armor with no movement penalties

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What I would fucking do to become a spartan 2

dim cloak
fair yacht
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speaking of spartans

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i fought some off the other day in arma lmao

dim cloak
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exo-suit inside

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endo-suit i guess

twin bear
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Did they tank like in the lore

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Spartan armor and the shielding combined would make them hard as hell to kill

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Imagine tryna fight one in a firefight

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Just give up honestly

dim cloak
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should I buy arra 3 or arma 3 deluxe

twin bear
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Deluxe

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Dlcs

dim cloak
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yeah but are the dlcs worth it?

twin bear
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With sims i buy packs cuz fuck payin the little extra it costs for individuals

dim cloak
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genuinely never played arma before

twin bear
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It's a great sim

twin bear
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No all sims

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Like simulators

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Arma is a simulator lol

dim cloak
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oh

twin bear
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Mb i forgot sims existed

toxic relic
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ive not played sims but its very egoistic to simply name ones game "simulator" i think

dim cloak
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also arma deluxe edition has no dlcs

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only bonus content

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digital art

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ost

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etc

half kettle
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i finished my exam

dim cloak
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so yeah. def base game

half kettle
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fianlly i can sleep for 09 weeks

twin bear
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I game share with my brother to play it

dim cloak
twin bear
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My laptop ain't running that shit without cloud gaming

dim cloak
toxic relic
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scav i know you dont want government based dystopias but would you read "do androids dream of electric sleep"

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it inspired the bladerunner movies

twin bear
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I've hard the name actually

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Heard*

dim cloak
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same

twin bear
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Now that u mention it

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It's been said it's good I would try it

burnt kite
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Why should I surrender to a kid I don't even own

toxic relic
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a lot of these books may seem like they rely on overused tropes but they actually popularised the tropes haha

icy vigil
burnt kite
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Fack off ye little bugger

twin bear
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Those are the classics

toxic hawk
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Accident left her blind

twin bear
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I'm not a huge fan of 1984 rho

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Ngl

toxic relic
twin bear
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I found the book about a city underground more interesting

frosty tulip
twin bear
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Was a movie too or smtg

dim cloak
twin bear
dim cloak
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seems interesting

toxic relic
twin bear
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Animal farm

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I knew the pig was fucking dirty

frosty tulip
twin bear
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RIP boxer

toxic relic
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yevgeny zamyatin wrote it in 1924

dim cloak
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nvm then

toxic relic
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its a good book

chrome jetty
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Kapow

toxic relic
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ill get a pdf of it

frosty tulip
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yeah if somebody recommended you that just because you wanted to play Arma 3, you probably wouldn't like it.

chrome jetty
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I can’t eee

toxic relic
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you may like the dispossessed

frosty tulip
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That seems more like you'd like it if you liked stalker

dim cloak
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i've played stalker, i just suck ass at it

twin bear
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Which ones

dim cloak
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also i said pay not play

toxic relic
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i wonder if youll like annihilation, the book

twin bear
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I'll take a gander at wtv u send me

twin bear
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Unless it's one of those fucked up books

toxic relic
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fucked up?

twin bear
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Like taboo stuff

toxic relic
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im not sending you marquis de sade lol

twin bear
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Cuz i read a random serial killer book and half a page was just crazy shit loll

frosty tulip
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I'm guessing american psycho

twin bear
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No but I've tried reading that

toxic relic
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american psycho is just murder and 100 pages of describing outfits

twin bear
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Exactly like IT

frosty tulip
twin bear
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Idgaf what he's wearing bro is getting clapped by a clown

dim cloak
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ooh apparently arma comes with some dlcs

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base game

twin bear
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Arma has new dlc rn

dim cloak
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nice

toxic relic
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stephen kings writing borders on rote banality sometimes

twin bear
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I think it's chinese units and a faction or two

toxic relic
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hard for me to get immersed cause he doesnt do it well

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unlike tolkien imo

dim cloak
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yeah i only have (had) 12 bucks rn

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how did i manage that typo

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"noyl"

compact radish
toxic relic
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fr

twin bear
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The silence gets us nowhere,
Nowhere way too fast

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Hard ass lyric

toxic relic
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staind?

twin bear
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Yeah I enjoy em a bit

compact radish
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My grandpa tried to get me into Stephen king lol I can relate

frosty tulip
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The tip I have for any writer, always make sure you drag out your work like a high schooler trying to get past the word minimum for an essay for homework.

twin bear
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I enjoy Tom Clancy but prolly cuz bro did so much research

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Ig it's extremely realistic for some books

compact radish
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I like the tom Clancy Games lol

twin bear
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Ghost recon

toxic relic
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its odd because i enjoy frippery in writing but stephen king feels like someones suffocating my brain until liquid shoots out my ears

frosty tulip
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I haven't read any of Tom Clancys books, I just know the games suck

twin bear
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U hater

frosty tulip
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tom clancy, come back fr om the grave and make some new splinter cells you asshole

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we need em

twin bear
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They ruined his name

frosty tulip
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I don't care you've never developed a game, do it

twin bear
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With siege

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Shit ass game

frosty tulip
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bro was making bank

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who tf would care

twin bear
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Clancy is dead

toxic relic
frosty tulip
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bruh, I know he's dead.

twin bear
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And he did partake in most of the og gsmes

compact radish
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😂

frosty tulip
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I just mentioned that

twin bear
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I read it when my message loaded in

frosty tulip
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either way, he dead, I don't think he care about the state of siege

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shocking news ik

toxic relic
# compact radish 😂

have you sat down in your poop chair? has your naked butt been grazed by the crusted flakes left behind by your leaky ass? do you practice your daily ablutions on the turd stool? praising god in the only way you know how to...with your wet hot shit gliding up and down your ass cheeks, squeezed between your muscles like raw hot dog meat ready to be consumed by the synthetic fibres of the most holy of furniture. amen

compact radish
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Thoughts on James Patterson?

swift crag
twin bear
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Siege is just warzone for people smoking crack and shitting on coffee cans

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In*

frosty tulip
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I only like playing siege cause I can really tilt people in it.

swift crag
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Like he’s been dead a long time :l

wraith dust
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I wish zombie tv media was a lot better

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Peak was early TWD

twin bear
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And realistic

wraith dust
twin bear
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Yeah fr

toxic relic
twin bear
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I like a few james Patterson books

compact radish
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First 4 season of TWD was fun

wraith dust
compact radish
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Then it got repetitive

toxic relic
wraith dust
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And too dramatic and less zombie horror

frosty tulip
wraith dust
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I mean it’s kinda realistic

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Eventually people are the threat but

frosty tulip
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we need him to develop it even though hes never made a game in his life

twin bear
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I get humans become an issue later one but cmon

wraith dust
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The way they did it didn’t stomach right with me

twin bear
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Where's the zombie horror

compact radish
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28 years later tho

twin bear
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I want more 28 days later styled movies

wraith dust
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OH NO MR BAD GUY PART 400

twin bear
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Zombie dick

swift crag
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We need the mythical 5 Tom clancys to come back to earth

toxic relic
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i know its boring but i really liked the i am legend book

wraith dust
twin bear
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Crazy how they actually made a zombie hing

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Hung*

wraith dust
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I heard the book was pretty good

toxic relic
twin bear
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Bro is longer than me what the fuck

swift crag
wraith dust
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It was an interesting change in the series

swift crag
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It was good for half of the runtime

compact radish
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I missed that part I guess (on the zombie song)

wraith dust
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I’m still a simp for the first movie

swift crag
compact radish
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*dong

wraith dust
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But it’s a nice change tho was a good movie

twin bear
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I didn't even see the new one if i remember correctly

wraith dust
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The ending without spoiling really through me off

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I was like wtf

twin bear
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I like the grainy filmy look

compact radish
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I’m kinda bummed Cilian wasn’t in it

wraith dust
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Same

twin bear
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And the opening scene where he's jist wondering an entire city

wraith dust
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Allegedly he will be in the next two movies

twin bear
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Empty then the curch

wraith dust
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Since they plan on making two more movies after this one

compact radish
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Cilian Murphy I know I’m butchering his name

twin bear
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The way they just looked at him and just stopped dead still

wraith dust
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I need to find a way to make a 28 days later play through

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Zombies are active at night right?

twin bear
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Would scare the literal piss outta me

dim cloak
wraith dust
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Idk

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I’ll have to tinker xD

dim cloak
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two Ls

twin bear
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I like the idea of zombies also being a minor issue for a long time

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And it slowly becomes an issue as the body count rises

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Kinda like the BD issue in DS

toxic relic
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world war z

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the threat isnt a lone zombie but 2 million

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have you read world war z, scav?

twin bear
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For fucking real plus they're geeking

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I have a bit

toxic relic
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good book

compact radish
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I heard the book was nothing like the movie

toxic relic
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its so different dude

twin bear
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My teacher ratted on the library and it got removes

toxic relic
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the book is like an oral anthology

compact radish
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They messed up the movie

toxic relic
twin bear
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Same with the hentai novels

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Haha

compact radish
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Yeah it covered several people

twin bear
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It's like they just buy books

toxic relic
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my school had a huge library and being a library admin was an extra curricular for the boys so ofc i enrolled-meant i got to read all the "banned" books

twin bear
toxic relic
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indeed

compact radish
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I remember when those scary books was in the library and they took them out when u was a kid

toxic relic
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children should learn fear

compact radish
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With those creepy art work with shirt stories

twin bear
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Only way to become brave is to feel true fear imo

toxic relic
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real

twin bear
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Humans want that shit

toxic relic
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idk about want

burnt kite
toxic relic
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i just like being spooked

twin bear
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People be looking for pain and fear way too much

toxic relic
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shivering my timbers

loud yacht
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Is it possible to change server owner to my friend

frosty tulip
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the only thing I liked about the WWZ movie was that stupid pepsi product placement

toxic relic
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pissing my briefs

chrome jetty
frosty tulip
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where he escapes that horde of zombies at the CDC by using a pepsi vending machine

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actually peak lmao

compact radish
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Scary stories to tell in the dark is the book

toxic relic
toxic relic
twin bear
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Wasn't there subway in a few movies too

loud yacht
twin bear
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I had a book about killing monsters

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Cannot remember the name

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But the way it was written was scary while being a guide

compact radish
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Lord of the rings ?

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Jk

toxic relic
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honestly if you're someone that hasnt read a lot theres a fuck ton of good YA/"youth" books to get back into reading

twin bear
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LOTR is hard to get into

toxic relic
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i disagree

twin bear
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I get discouraged by the big ass books

toxic relic
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but i agree that jrr tolkien has a penchant for 'over describing'

toxic relic
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lotr isnt even that big

compact radish
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I got a couple of lotr books, hobbit, pre lotr books and the lost stories that the son finished

toxic relic
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hobbit movie tired

loud yacht
twin bear
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Are there stalker books

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Based on the games cuz

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That'd be sick

toxic relic
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yes

burnt kite
twin bear
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Keep ur server man

compact radish
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Did anyone read the eragon books

twin bear
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Now I don't feel like a stalker fan cuz of that

compact radish
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I was so upset they butchered the movie

twin bear
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I had no idea but tbf never thought of it until now

toxic relic
loud yacht
# twin bear U can but why

I wanna play a long run but i wont be able to play for a wgile but meanwhile i want my friends to continue

twin bear
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I watched that movie tho and yeah not good

compact radish
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I like reading in general but I’m a sucker for dragon type of shit

toxic relic
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fair

loud yacht
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Since i am the one who is most avaible at summer

loud yacht
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Among my friends

burnt kite
toxic relic
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he's already read it

twin bear
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Again? Honestly why not tho

compact radish
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I read the animorphs 🤣

twin bear
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It is good

compact radish
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The show was as bad

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🤣🤣

twin bear
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Aye those were fun reads

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I also had ninjago comics to read

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That was the SHIT

loud yacht
toxic relic
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not to be 'edgy' but i really enjoy creative descrptions of gore in books

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its interesting to see how authors convey injury

twin bear
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Gore is important because it's not just shock value it can add emotion

burnt kite
toxic relic
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fr

twin bear
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Seeing a soldier get his bald cap removed can make ur gut move

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It does with me

toxic relic
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often times i find written descriptions more immersive and cruel

chrome jetty
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@twin bear I meant to send this yesterday but I forgot

chrome jetty
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I used to collect megabloks shit too

twin bear
chrome jetty
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was a huge halo guy back in the day

twin bear
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Respect

compact radish
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Hell yeah

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Not a big halo guy but I can respect the passion

twin bear
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Those aren't fuckin toys imo

chrome jetty
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😂

twin bear
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That's military hardware in ur closet

compact radish
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I’m a big Zelda ocarina of time guy lol

chrome jetty
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When I was really young I attempted to make stop motions. Those were shit (like 3fps)

compact radish
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I think my age is showing lol

compact radish
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Did you ever finish it

twin bear
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Remember the Lego one

compact radish
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No no

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That fan made halo show tho

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With the space elevator collapsing at the end

chrome jetty
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The one on paramount?

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Oh

compact radish
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Was sickkkkkk

chrome jetty
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Uh that sounds really familiar

compact radish
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Paramount shit all over halo

twin bear
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I watched legends and fall of reach

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And nightfall

compact radish
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Paramount screwed it uo

twin bear
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Yes they did

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Master cheeks

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Cortana is ass

compact radish
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The fan made blew that show out of the water

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You need to check that one out

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I’m hoping Sony doesnt mess up the zelda live action

burnt kite
twin bear
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Wanna hear smth sad

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My mother can't stand halo but loves the show

compact radish
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lol

twin bear
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She's a chief simp

compact radish
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Disown her man

twin bear
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I feel shame on so many levels loll

compact radish
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Banish her to the shadow realm

twin bear
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She's gonna be sent with the grunt

compact radish
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I like your style

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Did you hear notch is making a Minecraft/Lego game

quasi slate
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Omg hiii hi hi ^w^ hewo

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!!!!11

warm atlas
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What am I witnessing

twin bear
warm atlas
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Why is moopy saying these words

tulip owl
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Zeds fucking ate me when my keyboard got glitched at the trash ridge

warm atlas
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This is smt I never expected to see

quasi slate
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<:3c

rain mango
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i wish i had embed perms

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hfgfrhtgfhhyfhf

quasi slate
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Put me out of my misery pls lol

warm atlas
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Get to work then

warm atlas
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(Side note why the scope on a draco)

compact radish
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Didn’t have to ask sir Solaris twice lol

twin bear
compact radish
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No hesitation

tranquil bane
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aced my finall all

warm atlas
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Why would I hesitate

tranquil bane
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100%

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we going placed boys

warm atlas
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Henry cavel as master chief

twin bear
warm atlas
quasi slate
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Idk whats a draco

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All the guns are the same anyway

twin bear
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Hoodlum blaster

warm atlas
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Ak with no stock

warm atlas
twin bear
warm atlas
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Is the biggest

quasi slate
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Shoot bullet

warm atlas
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Misinformed take

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I have ever seen

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Different calibres

twin bear
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Maybe it's cuz i can't unsee it but

warm atlas
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Different speed

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Different weights

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Different uses

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There are so many variables

quasi slate
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Its ok i dont understand

twin bear
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I always see the differences in models mostly cuz of tarkov and milsims

warm atlas
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No issue with not knowing smt

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I wont go after someone who has no knowledge on a subject for making a bad take

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I will just try and show em

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Hey

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This is what you got wrong

twin bear
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Don't mislabel my guns

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It's offensive

quasi slate
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I didnt make a bad take u said it was misinformed

warm atlas
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😭

warm atlas
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Also scav

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Are getting guns wrong offensive now?

twin bear
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I wanna be neeenjaaa

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To me yes it breaks my heart

warm atlas
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Damn

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Guess im getting cancelled

twin bear
warm atlas
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So is moopy

twin bear
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Calls a vpo an ak

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I'm dead

warm atlas
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Dies of death

twin bear
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Gonna die dead

twin bear
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Always wanna play but they never wanna lose

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Sounds like me

warm atlas
twin bear
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Unranked seems like hell too

compact radish
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Halo 4: Forward Unto Dawn was the show I was thinking of

frosty tulip
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come on guys

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we gotta keep playing

compact radish
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It’s way better than the show they put out

frosty tulip
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we can't end tonight on a loss cmon

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one more match

cloud breach
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lol i think it looks like this because the server has limited connections.Dont worry if you look carefully, it's a real steam link.I would appreciate it if you would give mod a chance.spiffo

warm atlas
twin bear
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Funny thing is I've locked in and won a match a few times purely to go the fuck to sleep

warm atlas
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Not those words

frosty tulip
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WE CAN'T END ON A LOSS

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JUST ONE MORE MATCH

twin bear
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Fortnite/WZ players

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For ril

warm atlas
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I got sent smt that I cant show here but its a meme about not ending on a loss

twin bear
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I need to play fortnite again but nobody plays anymore

compact radish
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I was a beast at h1z1 back then

twin bear
warm atlas
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And its just the average friend group when you try end on a loss

frosty tulip
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god damn

compact radish
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Won 18 matches in 5’s in one sitting

twin bear
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If y know u know

warm atlas
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Cyn

frosty tulip
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back when every man and his dog was playing h1z1 BR

warm atlas
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Show yourself

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I know your here

frosty tulip
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then PUBG took over, then fortnite took over

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the battle royale craze was truly a meh era

warm atlas
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You and shark keep lurking

toxic relic
compact radish
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It was cool at the time

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Then it got played out

twin bear
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Mods woulda killed ur ass if it wasn't an actual steam link

warm atlas
onyx igloo
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waking up makes my eyes hurt

twin bear
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I always say smth unhinged as soon as a mod pops up

twin bear
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I'm a good boy tho

onyx igloo
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i already have

warm atlas
compact radish
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You’re Kinda like Fungal my bungalow

onyx igloo
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my eyes need to warm like a diesel in the winter

toxic relic
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IIIIII CRYYYYY WHEN ANGELS DESERVE TO DIEEEE

compact radish
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*bungal

twin bear
compact radish
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The player that says wild shit in vanilla server

toxic relic
twin bear
warm atlas
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I think everyone does

compact radish
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Fav metal band?

twin bear
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Mine is prolly killswitch engaged

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End of heartache

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Or signal fire

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Are the top songs for me

compact radish
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Hell yeah

twin bear
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Now I'm listening to Black Sabbath

toxic relic
twin bear
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I can't anymore not with how annoying ppl are abt it here

toxic relic
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would you read the dispossessed even if its about politics

swift crag
toxic relic
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p word

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penis

twin bear
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Yeah because it's most likely not pushing an agenda on me

warm atlas
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I dont care about em

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Personally

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Atleast not rn

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Maybe when im older

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But for now

toxic relic
warm atlas
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It dont concern me

twin bear
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For 50 bucks anything is possible

warm atlas
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My country is irrelevant enough lol

twin bear
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God dammit god smack is lagging

toxic relic
warm atlas
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In some places ig?

twin bear
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Every country is relevant there's people living there

toxic relic
warm atlas
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Our situations just

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Boring

hidden spruce
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I'm leaving this silly billy creature here

toxic relic
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i bet you live in cape town

warm atlas
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No

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I dont

toxic relic
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everyone lives in cape town smoke

twin bear
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I was hoping things would escalate worldwide

warm atlas
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I hate cape town

twin bear
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Not gonna lie

warm atlas
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Place sucks

toxic relic
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theres a good drag bar in capetown

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on blouberg strand

rain mango
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Hungry

twin bear
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If i ever hear the missiles

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Imma geek out

stone meadow
warm atlas
toxic relic
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when the nukes are activated i hope im at least in the blast radius

warm atlas
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So no use

toxic relic
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quick death

twin bear
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Nah I can get a job if that happens

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Not cringe to get paid on wartime

stone meadow
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you can get a job without it happening

frosty tulip
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the job of being environmental skeleton in the post apocalyptic wasteland?

chrome jetty
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I i die in a nuclear blast istg it better be before i start uni

twin bear
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Not a cool arms dealing one

frosty tulip
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It's a lucrative position.

twin bear
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Ain't selling guns to pirates thats lame

stone meadow
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you wont be a cool arms dealer in ww3 bud

frosty tulip
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bruh u first dead just like us

twin bear
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Duh it's not possible for any of us

stone meadow
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youd be imprisoned, dead, conscripted, or on the run

warm atlas
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I mean

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Bomb shelter

twin bear
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I'm looting corpses and dying in the process

toxic relic
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a normal dude is not surviving nuclear winter

toxic relic
frosty tulip
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the best you can hope for is you die in a comedic position so the survivors can giggle about it a few decades later when they come across ur skeleton

twin bear
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Shelters wont matter

warm atlas
warm atlas
twin bear
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U got food to last decades?

tranquil bane
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funny story: Told a co worker how being hanged, drawn and quartered worked and she was quite amazed

warm atlas
#

Im fuckin about

jovial kraken
#

no one answered my question

swift crag
twin bear
#

I sure as hell don't and neither do most of us

toxic relic
#

what about radiation poisoning, how are you gonna get water and farm in a shelter

frosty tulip
stone meadow
#

tbh ive been bombarded with ads for shelf stable food sold in year amounts

toxic relic
#

if the shelter is even equipped with radiation protection

twin bear
#

The land will never be usable if the world actually collapses

tranquil bane
#

What we talking about? Fallout shelters?

swift crag
#

Share

warm atlas
stone meadow
#

i could probably order 10 years worth of supply for £5-10k

tranquil bane
#

I'm quite well versed, I can answer your questions

twin bear
#

We're all dead except the ones who knew it was coming and even then

warm atlas
#

My grandpas old farm

#

Has one

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But thats far from me

frosty tulip
#

u need em

frosty tulip
stone meadow
#

more like packs and packs of mres

swift crag
#

Isn’t the UK basically preparing for a state of severe emergency?

stone meadow
#

there are varied menus

toxic relic
warm atlas
twin bear
#

Even then if it's bad enough u'll be smogged out

stone meadow
tranquil bane
#

You need food and clean water for 2 weeks + however long you think you'll need for a steady, clean supply.

twin bear
#

Even with state of the art shit

frosty tulip
#

news to me lol

tranquil bane
#

Fallout falls for about the first 2 weeks; after that you can venture outside to scavenge.

twin bear
#

Europe isn't getting touch with nato existing

#

Sorry to burst ur bubble

tranquil bane
#

NATO is useless, and has been for decades.

frosty tulip
#

it's only a state of severe emergency when all the fish and chip shops close down

#

thats when the UK collapses

swift crag
twin bear
#

NATO and a few treaties kinda keep things locked down big time

stone meadow
#

prolly fear mongering

swift crag
toxic relic
stone meadow
#

plenty of that around

onyx igloo
#

me with my appreciable smile

frosty tulip
tranquil bane
#

Anyways, nuclear war is highly unlikely as it's a world ending event; no one is going to use nukes on one another because they would have to use them all. It's not just throwing one missile and then another one, it's all.

twin bear
frosty tulip
#

you wouldn't only be hearing it from your mates

twin bear
#

Nukes are show

stone meadow
swift crag
tranquil bane
#

NATO is involved in trafficking and is highly corrupt.

twin bear
#

Well it's mostly the us doing shit

#

So isn't the UN

frosty tulip
stone meadow
twin bear
#

Love them too

tranquil bane
#

I mean yeah the US has its fingers in everything.

twin bear
#

Basically pmcs

#

I would join usec

tranquil bane
#

But don't think that NATO is a good guy.

twin bear
#

Nobody is

stone meadow
#

ok we getting political

#

stop it there

twin bear
#

We're in warhammer 4pk

toxic relic
#

4pck

#

4pk of deez

twin bear
#

I want a 4pack

frosty tulip
#

if we in 40K, I'm joining up with the orks then

#

frick u guys

tranquil bane
#

but if you have questions about fallout shelters and surviving a nuclear apocolypse I gotchu. I'm writing a book about it

toxic relic
#

orks are op

stone meadow
#

i dont think you can join the orcs

twin bear
#

4 pack of booster boxes but they're pricey

frosty tulip
stone meadow
#

they dont want your weak humie self anyway

twin bear
#

Necrons are better

#

One king with all that guilt

stone meadow
#

you wont even withstand a decent krumpin'

swift crag
twin bear
#

The silent kind at that

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An orc wouldn't even wanna fight us at our state

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It'd be boring

compact radish
#

You from Florida or sum?

#

Cause that would check out

twin bear
#

U can buy figures there for dirt cheap

frosty tulip
twin bear
#

Water this water that

compact radish
#

Oh the orcs are Russians

twin bear
#

We'll be good

stone meadow
toxic relic
#

bro

compact radish
#

I know they’re called that

toxic relic
#

we wont be good

stone meadow
swift crag
tranquil bane
#

also look into first responder guides

twin bear
#

If u stockpile now it won't be an issue for ya

stone meadow
#

theyre talking about wh40k orcs not anything political id recommend stopping it there

compact radish
#

Yeah I know

toxic relic
#

i love drinking stale water with mould growing on the tin and busted oxidised can food

compact radish
#

I was saying

onyx igloo
#

my recommended emergency supply list
beans
bacon
whiskey
and lard

twin bear
#

U got all the free drinking water now itd be silly to worry and not stock on filters and irrigation equipment

compact radish
#

🤣

frosty tulip
#

wat?

stone meadow
swift crag
tranquil bane
#

depending what you're looking for, volcanic eruptions work as well

compact radish
twin bear
#

There's a reason ppl fantasize over it, cuz it's unrealistic as hell

onyx igloo
#

did no one get my reference

toxic relic
#

id argue the opposite

compact radish
#

I guess not

twin bear
#

Not even soldiers are gonna make it

#

If it happens

tranquil bane
frosty tulip
#

I'll make it don't u worry.

tranquil bane
frosty tulip
#

as long as I cover my eyes, the nuke won't kill me.

twin bear
#

Shit let zombies start appearing so we can test out new firebombs

frosty tulip
#

as long as i don't see it, the nuke won't notice me

tranquil bane
#

If people survived the volcanic winter of 530 AD, we can survive nuclear winter.

frosty tulip
#

people will probably survive, just barely any.

onyx igloo
#

have you seen what a nuke does

swift crag
compact radish
twin bear
#

We could destroy the planet rn

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Or smth like that

toxic relic
#

volcano != nukes

compact radish
#

If he can so can you

twin bear
#

Those were atomic bombs

onyx igloo
#

there are enough nukes to destroy our entire planets ecosystem

compact radish
#

Same difference!

twin bear
#

Very primitive compared to an ICBM

toxic relic
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#

yep

tranquil bane
# onyx igloo have you seen what a nuke does

I have researched nuclear weapons more than you have, and I'm currently writing a novel. Yes, I know what I'm talking about. The fact is, their are only so many nukes, and they don't completely annhilate everything. Yes, it will be destroyed, but things WILL survive because they always do. Chernobyl is a testement to the resilience of nature against radiation.

onyx igloo
twin bear
#

Nuclear energy iz no fuckin joke

tranquil bane
#

Rural areas and countries that won't be involved a nuclear conflict will fare better. But things will come back

toxic relic
#

"erhm, im writing a book about this so i know more than you" 🤓

onyx igloo
frosty tulip
#

sorry guys, hes got a degree from Google University

#

he knows his stuff

onyx igloo
#

not in ONE location

toxic relic
#

i agree that the earth wont be dead

tranquil bane
toxic relic
#

sweetie

onyx igloo
#

chernobyl was in ONE LOCATION

twin bear
#

I'm just glad I'll be a shadow on the ground

onyx igloo
#

nukes would be EVERYWHERE

tranquil bane
#

Do you think they are going to nuke Montana?

toxic relic
#

and it wasnt a nuke

twin bear
#

Instead of my skin falling off

frosty tulip
#

no, I absolutely have to be a comedic skeleton.

#

god damn it

twin bear
#

Imma do the thriller dance

onyx igloo
tranquil bane
#

You people don't want to listen to an expert, I guess. I'm done 😂

toxic relic
#

an expert

frosty tulip
#

wait

#

how are you an expert on it?

onyx igloo
#

okay this guy is ragebaiting

tranquil bane
compact radish
frosty tulip
#

anyone can be writing a book about anything lmao

tranquil bane
#

I'm not rage baiting, I know quite a bit.

#

This is something I've heavily researched.

frosty tulip
#

u know i'm writing a book about quantumphysics?

#

I'd say i'm an expert in it.

onyx igloo
twin bear
tranquil bane
compact radish
#

The classic bulldog couldn’t hurt

tranquil bane
#

Do you know how far a fallout plume and blast travels depending on tonnage?

#

Do you know how long most isotopes last?

twin bear
#

Anyways nukes will just happen and that'll be it no need to fret

swift crag
twin bear
#

At least I'm in the US so y'all might be cooked

tranquil bane
frosty tulip
#

we all getting vaporized by those nukes

#

simpl as that

twin bear
#

Yeah fr

tranquil bane
#

Most modern day weapons are at least 1 MT, which still doesn't annhilate cities.

quasi slate
#

I disagree

compact radish
#

Yeah there’s way bigger bombs than the ones that got dropped

onyx igloo
twin bear
#

U aren't a billionaire so ur dead too

swift crag
tranquil bane
onyx igloo
#

essentially that

frosty tulip
tranquil bane
#

Radiation doesn't last forever.

twin bear
#

And i doubt most can withstand the literal sun in their basment

tranquil bane
#

That is essentially how it works.

onyx igloo
swift crag
tranquil bane
onyx igloo
#

yes

twin bear
tranquil bane
#

Ok explain it

onyx igloo
#

it melts our flesh

quasi slate
#

You can move soil because the dirt under it wont be irradiated

onyx igloo
#

if we experience enough of it

twin bear
#

Guys there's different radiation...

#

Not just radiation haha

onyx igloo
#

i'm not sure if i wanna live in a timeline where my fucking flesh can melt off

tranquil bane
#

Correct, but you are being blasted by ionizing radiation at this very moment, you know that right?

quasi slate
#

The sun is a deadly laser

onyx igloo
#

i thought we were talking about if we even survived a nuclear bomb

tranquil bane
#

There is uranium, radon, radium, and thorium under your feet, in your water. There is solar radiation bombarding you all the time.

frosty tulip
#

it's trying to incinerate us

#

the bastard has been getting away with it for too long now

twin bear
#

We should colonize the sun

quasi slate
toxic relic
#

mate, the only reason we're arguing with you is because you sound condescending as fuck especially considering you're not actually an expert in this field of academia

quasi slate
#

Frostpunk arc

onyx igloo
#

being blasted by ionizing radiation is the mercy

twin bear
#

Become tanned as fuck

tranquil bane
#

Isotopes have half lives. Radiation is the element desperately trying to become stable.

smoky saffron
#

Bruh, my dead body is gone

swift crag
#

There’s going to be some people who survive but shit isn’t ever going back to being the same as it was before.

surreal mirage
#

What's going on here

tranquil bane
#

The stronger and more dangerous the isotope, the quicker it becomes stable.

quasi slate
surreal mirage
#

Yoooo

quasi slate
compact radish
twin bear
#

All I'm sayin is if i manage to make it out I am looting the shit out of everything

#

Fuck the gun store I know where the real guns are at lmao

tranquil bane
#

Alpha radiation can be stopped by your skin, but is the most dangerous if ingested. Beta radiation can be stopped by lead, and is also dangerous if ingested. Gamma can be stopped by enough shielding, but it's constantly getting passed through you.

frosty tulip
#

what about sigma radiation

twin bear
#

Banana radiation

quasi slate
#

Im already sigma

twin bear
#

Love that shit

tranquil bane
#

Bananas are actually radioactive, too :)

jovial kraken
#

good morning

tranquil bane
#

You ingest radiation when you eat a banana :)

compact radish
twin bear
#

Ur holding radiation rn

quasi slate
#

My phone is also radioactive

tranquil bane
#

Lima beans and brazil nuts are also radioactive.

twin bear
#

Cancer devices

swift crag
tranquil bane
jovial kraken
onyx igloo
#

how much lead would you need to wear in order to protect yourself from this gamma radiation

toxic relic
#

what about sugma beans

quasi slate
#

I love energy im literally a plant

twin bear
#

Old phones emitted some crazy shit

quasi slate
#

U dont know this but am actually a blooming flower behind the screen

twin bear
#

Plants suck

tranquil bane
swift crag
quasi slate
#

Heck u

twin bear
#

If u like nature so much go outside to see them ong

#

Dirty ass green things

onyx igloo
#

not a good way to go

quasi slate
#

Ur just jealous i can consume radiation and be fine

swift crag
#

Sorry brain fucked itself

twin bear
#

I love the grass tho jokes aside

twin bear
#

I've been dosed with radiation before lol

tranquil bane
toxic relic
tranquil bane
#

Gamma is hard to shield against. Best thing is to sleep underground.

twin bear
#

Not cool enough

tranquil bane
#

X-rays, for example, are beta radiation.

onyx igloo
#

ill fall into this rabbithole

tranquil bane
swift crag
tranquil bane
#

Alpha is blocked by your skin.

quasi slate
#

If the doctor tells me an x ray is safe then why is she hiding behind a shield

twin bear
#

I just walked into a room that made the counter go off

tranquil bane
#

Beta is blocked by dense material

onyx igloo
#

dense material

twin bear
#

Did u know

onyx igloo
#

okay i was looking for that

swift crag
tranquil bane
#

You need to worry about not ingesting it

onyx igloo
twin bear
#

Heavy water is used in the creation of atomic bombs

tranquil bane
#

Gamma cannot effectively be shielded against but is the least damaging of the three types.

twin bear
#

Must be some cool water to wanna be in a bomb

quasi slate
twin bear
#

Gamma stalker

onyx igloo
#

how long after the bombs have dropped are we talking

tranquil bane
twin bear
#

Seva suit says i can just be in the power plant no biggie

quasi slate
tranquil bane
#

But we've evolved with it. So we're somewhat used to it.

onyx igloo
#

honestly humans just need to design an H.E.V suit

swift crag
#

It’s literally the protocols and shit nuclear plants teach on how to protect people from and designed around

frosty tulip
#

just drink vodka to get rid of the radiation

#

obviously

neon bramble
#

and smoke

twin bear
onyx igloo
#

mmmm morphine addiction

#

yummy

twin bear
quasi slate
#

The h.i.v suit fr

tranquil bane
#

Anyways I've explained all I can, I'm open to DMs if you're serious about learning tho

toxic relic
tranquil bane
#

Nuclear Plant operator was a dream job of mine

neon bramble
#

you're already leaving the zone with irradiated balls, what's a little cancer smoke

twin bear
#

Dragon blood tree?

#

Waaaa that sounds dope

onyx igloo
#

honestly that would work if my planned job as mechanic doesnt work

toxic relic
onyx igloo
#

can you get training at nuclear plants

toxic relic
#

idk if posting the trees resin is considered gore so heres them just standing

onyx igloo
#

what

#

how can it be considered that

toxic relic
#

it looks like blood

onyx igloo
#

is the resin blood red

twin bear
#

I mean I posted an ai vid of a squidward shrimp being ripped apart

onyx igloo
#

oh

toxic relic
#

yes

quasi slate
#

Because weak minded humans cant handle a bit of red liquid and will faint

#

Fools

twin bear
#

1984

toxic relic
#

heres the resin

onyx igloo
#

i had very bad nosebleeds when i was little

#

bloody murder thing if i didnt cover it fast

quasi slate
#

Is the resin toxic or non toxic

young kelp
onyx igloo
toxic relic
onyx igloo
#

i watched alot of those

twin bear
#

A killer tree

quasi slate
#

Anything bright in nature is sus

twin bear
#

Now we're talking

toxic relic
#

dragons blood resin is used in a lot of medicines

#

but the liquid forms of many reisns can be toxic

onyx igloo
#

im having bahn mi withdrawals

twin bear
#

Don't eat resin from pine trees

#

Well shit go ahead find out

onyx igloo
#

there is no restaurant near me that sells bahn mi :(

twin bear
#

U won't be coming back if u don't call poison control tho😭

#

Nah I'm pretty sure it's toxic as hell tho

onyx igloo
#

you can make fresh pine needles into a soda

young kelp
#

of stay hidden or die

#

is a thing to be afraid of

twin bear
#

U can make gloves soda

quasi slate
#

Go ahead stand under the manchinel tree

#

I dare u

twin bear
#

Humans are my favorite animal

young kelp
#

humans suck

twin bear
#

Only do we have self delusions of grandeur

young kelp
#

they kill so much of the actual cool animals

quasi slate
#

Wtf are you pro human?

#

Honestly same

twin bear
#

Can u not read sarcasm

toxic relic
quasi slate
#

Dogs 2nd place under human tho

toxic relic
#

humans are honestly garbage builds

twin bear
#

We have the brains thats literally it

onyx igloo
young kelp
#

the only reason humans stayed on top is cause we happen to have 5 fingers and a brain thats slightly bigger

onyx igloo
#

i remember something like that

toxic relic
#

its fission yeah

onyx igloo
#

hell yeah fission

twin bear
#

We change the world when are ppl gonna realize humans don't have a natural habitat

vital marten
quasi slate
#

We should have thinner bodies and longer limbs with claws that can cut through brick like paper

twin bear
#

We're the only ones that live everywhere

young kelp
#

in exchange their body mass got smaller as the brain now needs a lot of nutrients

onyx igloo
#

i love nuclear power

polar kernel
#

you know who else loves nuclear power

toxic relic
toxic relic
#

orca? tardigrades?

onyx igloo
#

how about squirrels

toxic relic
#

squirrels arent global

onyx igloo
#

oh

#

ok

twin bear
toxic relic
quasi slate
#

Isnt tsrdigrafe that

toxic relic
#

orca span every ocean

#

thats the globe

chrome jetty
polar kernel
#

mosquitoes are in every continent except antarctica

onyx igloo
#

orcas look cool

twin bear
#

Nevada is a desert

toxic relic
#

tardigrades

polar kernel
#

we do not LIVE in antarctica for the record lol

twin bear
#

And fake habitats shouldn't count

toxic relic
#

tardigrades again

twin bear
onyx igloo
toxic relic
#

so what

quasi slate
#

How long did tardigrade survive in the vacuum of space i dont think it died it just went into hibernation

onyx igloo
#

not everywhere smh

twin bear
#

If u sleep there for weeks ur living there

polar kernel
#

having an incredibly sparse and niche population in antarctica for very very limited amounts of time doesnt count as living there

toxic relic
twin bear
#

Rly cuz wut abt immigration and birds

toxic relic
#

tardigrades then

onyx igloo
#

yes

twin bear
#

They count that as them living all over

toxic relic
#

theres aquatic tardigrades

onyx igloo
#

i agree with you on tardigrades

polar kernel
#

but tardigrades and other microscopic organisms should be considered if that's the case

quasi slate
#

Toughest animal from earth

twin bear
#

That's all technical just to prove a point that doesn't matter, animal not organism

toxic relic
twin bear
#

A fucking one cell creature isn't an animal, or it better not be

toxic relic
#

it is dude

onyx igloo
#

it is

quasi slate
#

Tardigrade is an animal

twin bear
#

Why

toxic relic
#

tardigrades are an entire phylum of animal