general_chat

[severe agate]

Bring back the cocaine in Coca cola

[toxic relic]

what do you do?
im a druggist, so i mix hemlock and nightshade and cocaine to sell to people as headache cures

[oblique stream]

Remember when coke was an anesthetic

[tacit meadow]

I miss the good old days man

[toxic relic]

whose good old days

[twin bear]

It's a gimmick sonny

[neon bramble]

travel across the continent for free land

[twin bear]

I want pervitin

[toxic relic]

"free" land

[tacit meadow]

When id go camping there was 50/50 chance i find a half fone bag of coke in my sleeping bag

[twin bear]

Or wtv it's spelled like

[twin bear]

U on the border or smth dude?

[neon bramble]

nevermind the naysayers lmao, free is free 😉

[tacit meadow]

Huh?

[frosty tulip]

the tooth fairy kept leaving you cocaine?

[tacit meadow]

Im on the toilet

[frosty tulip]

pretty hardcore

[twin bear]

Bags of coke in duffle bags

Sounds like smugglin to me!

[toxic relic]

he's not american

[twin bear]

Count me in but we add fent to the mix

Dam

[tacit meadow]

No, just partying 😦 fun times

[toxic relic]

the only boarder he can go to is the coast

[twin bear]

Not missing out on our border not one bit

I'll just leave it at that lmao

[toxic relic]

fair mate lol

[frosty tulip]

my crack is our stupid border security tv shows lmao

[toxic relic]

HAHAH yes dude those are so stupid

[frosty tulip]

the whole thing is just them yelling at people for putting undeclared fruits in their luggage

truly goated TV

[neat moat]

cawffee

[raw rock]

@wraith dust stop throwing rocks at my window it

[toxic relic]

man steve o really threw up constantly

[raw rock]

it's 430 in the mf mornin

[frosty tulip]

ye watchin jackass?

[toxic relic]

wildboyz

[frosty tulip]

ah

[toxic relic]

yeah im gonna watch the jackass series after

dick move to hurl in an airplane

[twin bear]

🫰 I was watchin a weird ass movie called mad god or smth earlier

[toxic relic]

YO

[twin bear]

Freaky ass shit

[toxic relic]

mad god is awesome

[neat moat]

I need to watch that omg

[twin bear]

Also the mc was cooked from the git

[toxic relic]

hell yeah

[twin bear]

I felt bad even tho bro was kinda a menace

[toxic relic]

i love desperate protagonists that lose

[toxic relic]

watch sing sing first

[neat moat]

of course

[twin bear]

I wish we were soldiers was a bit less of its time cuz it'd hit alot harder without the overacting in a few scenes

Still never getting over slippy ankles

[neat moat]

Slippin' Jimmy

[chrome jetty]

Fish get out

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/archer-fish-gif-20150220

[toxic relic]

do lesbians gravitate towards coyotes

[neat moat]

@carmine monolith do lesbians gravitate towards coyotes

[trail palm]

do lesbians gravitate towards corotes?

[toxic relic]

i just read a bunch of old stories of coyotes luring lesbian couples to their deaths from the yaqui archive

[neat moat]

what the fu-

[trail palm]

respect bro

[neat moat]

forget evil intimidating horse

[trail palm]

lesbians are goated

[toxic relic]

idk man they transformed into women and broke up this couples life

sad day for lesbians

[neat moat]

they just cant catch a break

[toxic relic]

fr

time to read about how corn is gay

[neat moat]

the two gods?

[tacit meadow]

Ribbed: for his pleasure

[toxic relic]

tonsured maize god

[neat moat]

I like the idea that poeple are just weird corn

[toxic relic]

real

we're all husks of wheat

[twin bear]

Hot farmer shucks oiled up corn

[neat moat]

husks....

[dawn jewel]

Why are you still awake

I passed out for a bit

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/fight-club-gif-232248345825342653

Scav needs company

[toxic relic]

yo i forgot that chris and steve o had an eating contest with bears

[twin bear]

Cornhub was a real thing btw

[neat moat]

and I got time

[twin bear]

A meme website but still

[neat moat]

it is

a meme for most

a hub for some

[twin bear]

No i mean literally corn

Like the food.

[neat moat]

I know

[twin bear]

Dam ppl be teasing their bellies

[toxic relic]

for farmers by farmers

[twin bear]

Straight to ur bathroom tablet

I mean table

[neat moat]

HAHAHAHHA

The bear absolutely dominated

[toxic relic]

gay bears dude

[neat moat]

somone in the comments said it best

oh

....

[trail palm]

bathroom tablet

[toxic relic]

it was a hotdog eating contest

[neat moat]

stink are we thinking of the same video?

[twin bear]

The USEC in me activates when i hear BEAR

You either drip or drown BEAR man!

[trail palm]

bears are my favourite

i chose usec because my duo did

[toxic relic]

bears are cool

[trail palm]

he has played 30 raids with me this wipe)

gosh darn it man

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/dripsec-drip-pmc-tarkov-escape-from-tarkov-gif-27350213

I wasn't born here but these are my streets

Nah scav main all the way hence the name

[toxic relic]

are you a scav, a hard geezer, or a knob headed bloke

[harsh vault]

dripping with the goon squad

gooner for life :3

[twin bear]

A true scav i blast off mother fuckers legs and black out half their body with grizzly 40 and magnum

[harsh vault]

hai scav

[twin bear]

Sup my fella

[harsh vault]

fella -w-

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/eft-escape-from-tarkov-gaming-glitch-funny-gif-16543438

[harsh vault]

only in woods

[neat moat]

this would explode a 1980s arcade kid

[twin bear]

I also hide behind bushes and snipe pmcs without muzzle flashes

[neat moat]

their eyes would explode

[harsh vault]

erm actually, thats not the woods meta

[twin bear]

It was my streets meta

And still is

They ain't fixing shit on that map

[twin bear]

Plus i be playing with sain+twitch bots on my spt so when i play pve to take a break from getting clapped i get clapped yet again

[harsh vault]

you must have a toz with a G28 peeker, the piercers, the silly mask, AND THE FUCKING COMTAC IV's

[twin bear]

Almost like i enjoy the clappings

[harsh vault]

thats the woods meta

[twin bear]

Woods meta is camping logging until bro lays down to loot the boss for me

[harsh vault]

if my toz not having a 6 footer rail combo, then i aint using it

[twin bear]

Strikes fear even in killa when i roam

[harsh vault]

ryzhy would be proud

[twin bear]

They be asking me where i get the drip

[harsh vault]

scav

[last spoke]

That's a name

Like that's for sure

[harsh vault]

scav.

[last spoke]

Definitely

[twin bear]

?

[harsh vault]

max shh i need to scold scav

THERE IS NO WAY YOU ARE TRYING TO NIGHT META WITH AN OBREZ

[last spoke]

🥔Wha'Ido???

[harsh vault]

whoops

my bad

i mean

ahem

scarf

-w-

5 am

i should be eeping

[twin bear]

Tis my lil blasta

[harsh vault]

do you atleast have the silly ammo

[twin bear]

Is 4:58 here imma sleep when i feel like it! Frig u mom!!!

[harsh vault]

actually

[twin bear]

Snb

[harsh vault]

let me get on my tarkov account and see what guns i got

[harsh vault]

valid then

i wonder what guns i got in the making

havent played since like

ummm

3rd day of wipe?

[surreal mirage]

Sigma

[harsh vault]

i mean, there is no point playing anyways, since 1.0 is releasing in september

hai echo, havent seen you in a bit

[surreal mirage]

I've been busy

[heavy ivy]

my fists are filled with rage

[harsh vault]

o

omg

[harsh vault]

hai riane

[heavy ivy]

they are literally exploding send help

hi

[harsh vault]

this better be pvp and not spt

[last spoke]

You should go into factory with nothing but star rounds

[harsh vault]

wait

[harsh vault]

i love that idea

ACTUALLY

i used that technique for farming

AND um

what dat prapor task

[last spoke]

Wait am I thinking of the right one?

[harsh vault]

star 20 gauge

[last spoke]

The flashbang rounds?

[harsh vault]

no

[twin bear]

How would i be wearing bear and usec drip on pvp without being a cheater douche

[harsh vault]

i didnt notice

-w-

[last spoke]

What are they then?

[twin bear]

I can't stand this wipe so it's been spt all the time usually

[harsh vault]

they the KS-23 shells

i forget the name

zvesta i think?

[neon bramble]

when the name does more damage than the loss

[last spoke]

Just fucken blind everyone

[harsh vault]

apparently i have one of my fav pistols

[twin bear]

I love the shrimp as a second favorite pistol

Screw the rsh 12

[harsh vault]

the true timmy drip

oh scavvv

wanna tarkov ;3

yeah i have not played much this wipe

:c

been too busy playing some story games

[last spoke]

Hey chat wanna see what I just did?

[harsh vault]

let me see

[twin bear]

I have no internet been using a hotspot to chat here

[neat moat]

sure

[harsh vault]

smh

[last spoke]

:3

[harsh vault]

WHAT THE FUCK SCAV

NOT THE DEAGLE

[last spoke]

Lil sum for Frostie in the background too

[harsh vault]

MY BABY

[harsh vault]

ITS FLOOFIE, but thank you >w<

[toxic hawk]

I think something is going on because I feel much more infatuated with yi sang for some reason

[last spoke]

Lil sum for FLOOFIE in the background too

[harsh vault]

hehe

[surreal mirage]

What's been going on in genchat

[harsh vault]

chatting

X3

[last spoke]

I made muffins :)

[twin bear]

Livin like larry

[surreal mirage]

Who's larry

[harsh vault]

those were muffins?

[twin bear]

Muffins is peak food

The lobster

[harsh vault]

thought they were like, inflammed chocy cookies

[twin bear]

Pumpin iron at the goo-lagoon

[neon bramble]

looks good I hunger now

[last spoke]

I can assure you, they are muffins

[neon bramble]

I have been pondering yi sang lore

[harsh vault]

@twin bear this is the most sad stash i have had in a while

[neon bramble]

T Corp is just so incredibly fucked

[twin bear]

Cross section!?!?!??

[harsh vault]

why is it sped up ;w;

[last spoke]

Hey, you got 3 water bottles and a bottle of whiskey, can't be that bad

[twin bear]

The pics are loading loll

[neon bramble]

when people outside your income bracket are physically uncomfortable to be around

[last spoke]

FOUR even

[harsh vault]

its the mix of the silly starter stash and like, the most random loot i could find

[neon bramble]

40k levels of grimderp

[last spoke]

I love the copyright friendly names of shit in Tarkov

[twin bear]

These are taking ages to load dam

[last spoke]

Dan Jackiel's

[harsh vault]

know what, fuck it, let me try playing a raid of tarkov since like, forever

see if i still got that good luck in me

most geeked scav holy shit

[twin bear]

He's chillin

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/larry-larry-cat-chat-larry-meme-chat-meme-cat-gif-10061556685042597078

[harsh vault]

he looks like an escaped troubles victim

[surreal mirage]

Ayo

[twin bear]

He seen sum shit

[last spoke]

I think the craziest thing to me is that Tarkov is on fucking unity of all engines

[twin bear]

Prolly fought in the arena

[harsh vault]

rate the drip

[twin bear]

Road to vostok is on godot

[harsh vault]

i got a bastion! im up

[twin bear]

If I'm correct

[harsh vault]

its on godot?!

[twin bear]

Same engine I use yeah

Pretty sure anyway

[last spoke]

Dunno what that is but Godot is based

[harsh vault]

road to vostok is like um

[twin bear]

Cool demo shooter

[harsh vault]

stalker, but like, nothing anomalous

im so cool i have tarkov on steam

[neat moat]

Escape from employment

[harsh vault]

i escaped from the shitty internship

didnt get paid a single cent

not even a milkbone

[neat moat]

your bones shouldn't be milky

[harsh vault]

I HATE HAVING TO USE THE STOCK M4 RAHH

[surreal mirage]

What are these words

Is this tarkov

[last spoke]

ok?

[toxic relic]

im so cool i pirated most of my games

[surreal mirage]

You're so cool

[toxic relic]

my balls are freezing yes

[stone meadow]

im so cool

i just am

[last spoke]

Eh, piracy is a service issue, I don't have issues accessing games I care about so I'm happy to pay

[toxic hawk]

People with different incomes can't even co-exist. 52 hour days, 10 hour days, a minimum of 4 hours a day for survival. Thos place fucking sucks, worst nest I know of

[toxic relic]

i pirate out of principle lol

[last spoke]

I don't like to pirate indie

[toxic hawk]

I pirate out of money

[toxic relic]

im not paying ubislop for black flag

[surreal mirage]

I buy games and don't play them

[tulip owl]

Hi chat

[toxic relic]

that games been out for a decade and its still like 70 bucks

[last spoke]

Oh you see I don't even do that

[toxic hawk]

Fuck off

[last spoke]

I don't care about ubislop

[tulip owl]

Miss Kobayashi pfp 💔 🥀

[surreal mirage]

Try not to get banned jaime

[toxic hawk]

Nooo dude you didn't get the reference come on

[tulip owl]

Oh

OHHH

[toxic hawk]

Lol

[tulip owl]

Swearing doesn't make you cool

[neon bramble]

frogski gonna claim his levels like he did mine

[surreal mirage]

Listen to omni mark

[toxic hawk]

There you go hell yeah

[strange beacon]

im a bun im a bun im a tasty tasty bun

[tulip owl]

Nice

[strange beacon]

thanks markiplier

[tulip owl]

[trail palm]

https://tenor.com/view/this-gif-is-also-very-pointless-this-is-pointless-worthless-attempt-dog-slide-gif-27495996

[strange beacon]

hello everybody my name is welcome

[toxic relic]

one must imagine sisyphus happy

[strange beacon]

what is he running for? is his goal to reach the end of his path? or is it something more

[inland panther]

who will teach me this game

[toxic relic]

omar

ask omar

[strange beacon]

solider tf2

[trail palm]

sisyphus

[inland panther]

well is omar here with us right now?

[harsh vault]

I HATE TARKOV

RAHHH

[strange beacon]

it never ends

[toxic relic]

he's always here

[harsh vault]

FUCKASS GROUND ZERO

UNOPTIMIZED SLOP

[surreal mirage]

Play Fortnite instead

[strange beacon]

he’s lurking… waiting

[harsh vault]

cant run on my pc somehow

[strange beacon]

bro go take a breather instead of ranting on discord lmao

[trail palm]

bro gz is fine

lol

[surreal mirage]

Tf

[trail palm]

go play streets or lighthouse and talk about optimisation

[harsh vault]

let me complain ;w;

[inland panther]

i need discord right now or i would kill myself

[strange beacon]

woah

i dont think you really do tho

[inland panther]

distractions yay

[harsh vault]

i not like, actually that mad hehe

i lost my feeling of rage after my fourth or fifth thousand hour on dayz

[tulip owl]

I did not expect this server to have such a big trans/twinks/femboy community ngl

[strange beacon]

me when i get a whiff of the delicious scent of a fresh apple fritter

[toxic relic]

bro forgets the bears

im the only rep ig

[tulip owl]

[strange beacon]

bear

[trail palm]

erm i choose the bear

[strange beacon]

like ragghghhhh grizzly bear

[toxic relic]

no

[strange beacon]

ik

[toxic hawk]

It's a safe space.

[strange beacon]

the twinks outnumber the bears 5000000-1

[harsh vault]

@surreal mirage i surprisingly only have problems on ground zero, woods (sometimes), and shoreline

[raw rock]

Hm

[twin bear]

I've only just starting finding buffer men attractive to be fair, taking some getting used too ngl

[harsh vault]

hai blade

[raw rock]

Its every gaming server now.

[trail palm]

how is this possible

[toxic relic]

getting used to?

[trail palm]

gz is literally like the 2nd smallest map

or 3rd small map

[tulip owl]

I know it is

[twin bear]

liking the ppl i meet looks wise

[tulip owl]

I don't blame

[twin bear]

Who aren't my very specific tastes

[tulip owl]

Don't tell atom eve but femboys are somewhat cute

[toxic relic]

ik but why do you have to get used to it

[twin bear]

I am confused by my sexuality

[toxic relic]

lol fair

[twin bear]

In short and tired terms

[harsh vault]

i dunno, my pc is weird man

[strange beacon]

guys what’s through this door whooaaa its so cool and mysterious

[twin bear]

I'm going in!

With an ash 12 tho

[strange beacon]

one of you should totally go through

[harsh vault]

@trail palm what gun do you think i should use

[twin bear]

Idgaf who or what u are if u bleed 12.7x55 will kill

[harsh vault]

i deciding between the MP5 and the PP-19

[twin bear]

Bro use a vepr

[trail palm]

vepr is based

[neat moat]

vector

[harsh vault]

on gz?

[trail palm]

vector is my favourite gun

😻

[harsh vault]

is it because no recoil

[strange beacon]

who is kriss and why are his vectors so weird

[twin bear]

That's the kriss V system

Or wtv it's called

[strange beacon]

does bro not know math

[raw rock]

My favorite gun is the one that kills people

[twin bear]

Which is any gun

Well

[strange beacon]

my favorite is the tater cannon

[twin bear]

Some are small as shit but

Just use many

[harsh vault]

this is the most basic it can get

[raw rock]

https://tenor.com/view/m240b-my-beloved-m240-m240b-my-beloved-gif-9115731806266397709

[twin bear]

Who said welding two double barrel shotguns was a bad idea

[strange beacon]

wdym by this

[twin bear]

Fuck it just quad barrel that shit

[strange beacon]

like a double wide double barrel?

[twin bear]

Yes

[strange beacon]

or like a 2x2

[twin bear]

With two handles

[harsh vault]

didnt they do that in the civil war

[twin bear]

Side by side they're over and under

[harsh vault]

oh side by side

kek

[twin bear]

Literally four shots of buck

That'd be crazy

So many pellets

[harsh vault]

why buck

use slug

[twin bear]

Or hear me out

Use termite rounds

Or wtv they're called

[harsh vault]

this guy

[twin bear]

Dragons breath are buyable online somehow

Firework rounds crazy

[harsh vault]

dragons breath arent really like, that powerful

use like um

well

depends

[twin bear]

It's for show

And burning people

[harsh vault]

what outcome do you want scav

[twin bear]

Pain and regret when they try to raid my house

[harsh vault]

sabot are pretty good for destruction

[twin bear]

I'll burn the couch to fry some baddies

[harsh vault]

piranha is your safest bet then

[tranquil rune]

Hello guys

[harsh vault]

or make your own shell

[strange beacon]

hi

[twin bear]

Could just stick a few .223 rounds together

[harsh vault]

this is the face of a locked in man

actually he looks blind

[twin bear]

He's gonna win

[tranquil rune]

I have a question. What does the emoji for a pregnant man mean on the internet?

[twin bear]

He's going the distance

[harsh vault]

i will get back to you

raid time!

[twin bear]

He's taking speed

Going for*

[twin bear]

Asking for a friend?

[tranquil rune]

Sometimes I see someone sending this emoji on Discord, and I'm not quite sure what it means

[twin bear]

If so then it means he's definitely cool

[strange beacon]

during a home defense situation i’ve trained myself to don my powdered wig, utilize the cannon mounted at the top of my stairwell, my musket, and my smooth bore flintlock pistol to clear the vicinity of any ruffians. i also have the bayonet on standby just in case

[twin bear]

Totally a good thinf

[twin bear]

Triangular bayonet wounds are notoriously difficult to stitch up

[toxic relic]

lol

[strange beacon]

just as the founding fathers intended

[strange beacon]

the last hooligan will bleed out before the cops arrive

[toxic relic]

"you hear that william? its an intruder! we must man the cannons as defence-you take the stairwell i will watch the aft port window to ensure they do not harm the hotub"

[twin bear]

Defend the beer!

[tranquil rune]

I'm not sure. The other day, when I was asking about the user experience of a weapon in a certain game on Discord, someone replied to my message with a pregnant man emoji and another emoji labeled "🤏 "

[twin bear]

I will literally have a firefight with home invaders if i get the chance

Once in a lifetime moment

[strange beacon]

the hotub is of utmost importance

[toxic relic]

verily so, william

[twin bear]

It better have bubbles

[toxic relic]

those jets are worth more than our lives combined

[twin bear]

Idgaf abt the fancy colors

Just the fizzy water

[tranquil rune]

Is this some kind of mocking or offensive emoji?

[twin bear]

It's great

Hottubs

I wanna try a sauna like a real one

[toxic relic]

saunas are cool

[strange beacon]

ARGGHHH me matey! there are some pirates here to steal our bootey!! quickly, man the cannons on the starboard men! they’re approaching quite rapidly! protect ye bootey at all costs! ARGGHHH

[toxic relic]

just dont go in there without showering cause youll reek up the entire sauna

[strange beacon]

moist hot stinky steamy sauna gross

[twin bear]

Alternate universes

[toxic relic]

sweaty balls man

[twin bear]

Baby powder can't fix everything

[toxic relic]

fr

[burnt kite]

"Is this some kind of mocking or offensive emoji?"

[strange beacon]

as a pregnant man i find it very offensive

[twin bear]

Lmao

I have no words for that

Downloaded

[tranquil rune]

Hey, I really don't understand the meaning of these emojis on the English internet, because I usually don't pay attention to the international internet

[toxic relic]

its not usually offensive

im not sure what it means either, its like a catch all emote

meaning that it can mean anything

depends on context

[twin bear]

The internet around these parts are sarcastic and rich in devious mfers

[strange beacon]

it means pregnant man doofus

[twin bear]

Not like this server but in whole

[toxic relic]

what about the piss emote

[strange beacon]

take a guess

[twin bear]

Taking the piss

[toxic relic]

one handed piss while using discord

[twin bear]

The saying that is

[toxic relic]

cant stop the grind

[twin bear]

Lol

[strange beacon]

why are they taking it

where are they taking it

who are they taking it to

[twin bear]

To heck

Rizzler of oz

ARE YOU READYYYY

i needa sleep

[surreal mirage]

What do these words mean

[tranquil rune]

What about this emoji? 🤏

[twin bear]

Ground zero is a trap for noobs

It's a good place to shoot cans

[toxic relic]

tiny dong?

[twin bear]

Tiny violin

[toxic relic]

im not sure dude, it depends on context

[twin bear]

Too

Fr

[tranquil rune]

I just sent a picture of a cat, and someone sent me this emoji

[toxic relic]

lol no idea mate

[toxic relic]

only they know what it means

[twin bear]

Send them that

[toxic relic]

or this

[twin bear]

How about this

[toxic relic]

cinema

[harsh vault]

SIGH

head eyes got me again

smh

oh, they removed the level system for ground zero

thats nice

[half kettle]

can i rip you apart

[harsh vault]

why me

[half kettle]

indiscriminate malice directed at the individual in front.

dont worry ill start with the head so you dont feel the ouch

[harsh vault]

wat

[twin bear]

Stand back i got a comb

[toxic relic]

terrifier 3

[tranquil rune]

Well, I hope he didn't anything offensive

[toxic relic]

art ripped a dudes skin off his head

i really liked that death, the prosthetics were sick

better than the rat tube

[burnt kite]

I think you may have an obsession

[half kettle]

🤏 tiny penis

[twin bear]

Here is a tip for being online, never give a shit about anyone's opinion because chances are they're not worth the time of day anyways

[half kettle]

rest assured

he didnt call you a slur

[wraith dust]

I wish I can unsee this

[twin bear]

There's always that special liquid the facility can give ppl who learn too much

Might be able to get some if u poke around enough

[toxic relic]

🤏
🤌
||👌 ||

[twin bear]

I was thinking cupping

Until i saw the ok emoji

[half kettle]

cruel

[tranquil rune]

Probably, I always find myself not understanding certain things and wanting to try to understand them.

[toxic relic]

[twin bear]

Free facebook dad meme

[harsh vault]

NOT FUNNY

[toxic relic]

lol lmao maybe in a different chat

[toxic relic]

?

[harsh vault]

:3

[twin bear]

The helli

[harsh vault]

i should probs sleep

[twin bear]

I wish arma 2 and obs worked for me

[toxic relic]

orbs

[twin bear]

Can't even record my custom scripting

Orbs in my mind making me crazy

Orbeez

[toxic relic]

record deez orvs

[half kettle]

this is what happens to me after chatting in this forsakend chatroom

good bye

i neeed my IV refilled

[toxic relic]

Бабуля отсоси

[half kettle]

انت بتقول اي يا زفت 😠

[quasi slate]

Babushka kurwa

[tranquil rune]

🤔 Well, it's time to figure out what to eat tonight

[quasi slate]

Jibat jibat..

[toxic relic]

damn

if you know you know

[quasi slate]

Halal certified

[toxic relic]

Накарах го да пикае газ

[twin bear]

All i know is I'm sold

[toxic relic]

lol

[twin bear]

Where's the trench

[toxic relic]

thats bulgarian tho bruv

[twin bear]

It's the emoji

Uncle sam built it into my brain

[toxic relic]

[twin bear]

Starting a pmc with ur friends is the key to loneliness

[toxic relic]

go join a pirate ship

every man wants to sail with his bros, i can confirm

sailing, plundering booty, drinking, partying

[twin bear]

Sounds fun until one gets greedy and he has to die

[toxic relic]

thats fine

we live by a code

[twin bear]

What happens on the boat stays on the boat

[toxic relic]

the true horror is a guy that cant hang

[twin bear]

I missed a festivals ending and man

The chance of a lifetime since it was in NY so lotta shit was legal

[toxic relic]

its alr dude

next time

[twin bear]

I ain't missing a concert or festival next time

I'm on that shit cuz my favorite bands and stuff are dying out slowly

[toxic relic]

fair man

[twin bear]

Some are alrdy packed up

[toxic relic]

make the most of it

[twin bear]

There's a huge one soon

With almost a full fucking week of great bands

Kentucky tho funny enough

[toxic relic]

sounds sick dude

[twin bear]

Speaking of zomboid stuff has anyone dreamed that shit hit the fan with zombies

[toxic relic]

i dream about playing the game

[twin bear]

Had it happen and wake me up before I literally got fuckin thrown on the floor in it

[toxic relic]

i have dreamt about zombie outbreaks but im usually the zomboid

[twin bear]

Never had a truly bad nightmare but the idea of being eaten alive actually terrifies me

[toxic relic]

nightmares are cool

adrenaline high

[twin bear]

That and being stabbed by a bayonet in Stalingrad, that was a sick dream tho

I barely remember my dreams but they're always related to media I consume

[toxic relic]

sounds kind of lame

you dont adventure in a world of your own creation?

[twin bear]

I always play smth with horrible living conditions so I'm most likely ruining my dreams

It's bad when u dream about finding gpus every other week

[toxic relic]

gpu?

graphics cards?

🤨

[twin bear]

Finding them in pcs on streets

[pale berry]

Last night I dreamed about being in a seemingly endless war

Not ww1 style more modern

[twin bear]

I day dream too

It's fun to picture urself in situations

[twin bear]

Could be a sign

Maybe ur finna defend the homeland one day ong

[pale berry]

When I'm at work I picture the zombie apocalypse happening

Then I realize I'm not daydreaming

[toxic relic]

През крив макарон lmaoo

[twin bear]

Bro lives in portland

[toxic relic]

are there zombies in portland

[twin bear]

Fentpacolyplse

[toxic relic]

fentanyl is everywhere brother

[twin bear]

Even buffalo has an issue with it now

It wasn't as bad a few years back at least here

[pale berry]

No it's just 90% of the people who go to the place I work are genuine idiots

[toxic relic]

indeed

[smoky saffron]

okay well my character just died of sickness from eating burnt food, the most likely culprit is weak stomach, but I must ask, do I have a weak stomach or an autoimmune disease because how do you get terminally ill from a burnt sausage and burnt steak?!

[toxic relic]

its become the norm for most recreational drugs to be laced with fent too

[twin bear]

Brainless people, the dubious kind of people

[toxic relic]

shit your brains out

your character can fit an entire fridge in their inventory

[twin bear]

Why the fuck should I have to check "dispensary" bud from friends and family just to be safe😭

I'll smoke crack on accident shit but fent??

[toxic relic]

why would you eat burnt food tho bruv, zomboid has so much food even on low settings

[toxic relic]

fr

fent sucks

[twin bear]

I make canned food so rare

U will be lucky to find any

[smoky saffron]

I burnt the food on accident and on a whim decided "meh, whats the worst that could happen? I'll just eat it"

[twin bear]

Fent mod for zomboid when

[smoky saffron]

a lesson for later I suppose

[twin bear]

So i can make the zombies OD instantly I'll make a circle of pure fent

[toxic relic]

i dont think the drug mods add fent, dont think it was popular back in the 90s

[twin bear]

Dam true

[toxic relic]

live and learn

[smoky saffron]

bold of you to assume the undead can overdose on drugs

[young kelp]

chat, what are your name's lore

[toxic relic]

names?

[twin bear]

I dropped a 5 man on factory and someone said i was a serious scav

[toxic relic]

users?

[twin bear]

I was playing as a scav ofc

[toxic relic]

leon knows my user lore and thats enough

you had to be there

[split sedge]

Project Zomboid

[twin bear]

That's a small drop in a big bucket of drugs type shit

[smoky saffron]

well my recently deceased character was an attempt at recreating lennie small from of mice and men because his build idea was just making a character as strong as physically possible for the fun of it lmao

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/hazmat-suit-black-gunk-gas-mask-fat-gif-3932711660381416473

[young kelp]

this is mine lmao

Back in highschool we used to constantly play Counter strike and Counter strike source in class against the highest difficulty bots. The bots were often named like "Bot Zack" and what not, not long after when CS:GO was already free, around 2018 I picked up the game and changed my name to Bot 404, I forgot what was my first steam name used to be, I think it was something like UNKNOWN? in my old steam account that I lost and I've stuck with Bot 404 ever since

[twin bear]

Kink diver

[split sedge]

Sexy

[young kelp]

Mr. X failed brethrens

[twin bear]

That's right baby i breath my body

[burnt kite]

Flip flap floobadebadop

[twin bear]

Or is it breathe I am malfunctioning

[toxic relic]

breathe

[twin bear]

My education failed

Or maybe i did actually

[toxic relic]

you breathe with an e and take a breath with nothing

[twin bear]

E sports can stop breathing

They turned bad

[pale berry]

You just made me manually breathe

I hate you

[twin bear]

It dont work on me anymore except for the blinking thing

And just thinking abt it

[toxic relic]

your balls suddenly itch

[twin bear]

F

Humans are gullible in a crazy way

[toxic relic]

Ще те направя на две стотинки

[twin bear]

If mimics were real we would be fucked

[toxic relic]

were?

[twin bear]

They're real

?

[toxic relic]

mimic deez

[young kelp]

why would they be real

[twin bear]

Are u a mimic

[young kelp]

Yes

[twin bear]

No it's rhetorical

Shit meant to reply

I'm calling the hotline

Ur done taking people at night buddy

[young kelp]

you fool! A real mimic wouldn't admit they are a mimic!

[burnt kite]

What does стотинки меан? (Sоггу, донт sреак булgaгіан)

[twin bear]

Too late

[young kelp]

[twin bear]

My bad

Guess you'll just die

[toxic relic]

cents

[twin bear]

50 cent

G UNIT

[young kelp]

oh god I don't like this, I just found out clicking the middle mouse button makes discord scroll similar to how websites scroll when you press the middle mouse button

[twin bear]

Fuck a nickleback I want my 50 cent

[young kelp]

[twin bear]

I ruined the web for myself after learning keybinds

Real or cake

[burnt kite]

Pickleback

[twin bear]

I don't wanna know where it's been if it wasn't eaten after someone took one

😭 I ain't taking that back hell nah

[toxic relic]

bro these monster jam trucks are awesome

im getting a bunch of figures fuck it

[twin bear]

They don't put the little details for kids

All I'm sayin

[toxic relic]

fr

[twin bear]

They be giving us easter eggs

[toxic relic]

no way is a kid interested in a masterpiece megatron figurine that costs 500 dollars

[twin bear]

Rubber wheels, turning wheels that actually have a connection to the steering

That too

But there are true fans out there

I had almost every halo action figure set

The official ones by bungie too

[toxic relic]

you need to work on that hobby man

shits awesome

[twin bear]

I got suckered into giving my nephew my collection of like 40 megablox/construx halo and cod figures

Guess how long it took for there to be like 5 left haha

[twin bear]

That looks heavy

[toxic relic]

worst

[twin bear]

No way it was made for lil kids

[toxic relic]

"you're a man bro, give this kid the toys so he can at least play with it"
🤓

cracked logic

are we adult men not allowed whimsy and fun

[twin bear]

It was more of he loved em way too much but was a lil turd and ruined his toys

But basically yeah

I always get pressured to give him my toys and nuh uh

[toxic relic]

let me strategise an interuniversal multistage conflict between my godzilla and tf toys

[karmic jetty]

take it back

take whats urs

[twin bear]

Liberate my toys

For the green army men!

[karmic jetty]

no one may touch my figures

[twin bear]

I miss buying like 10 packs of a 100 guys for a buck each

Crazy shit

[karmic jetty]

where can i get 100 guys

[twin bear]

Dollar General years ago

[toxic relic]

gi joe x transformers collab

[twin bear]

I had snake eyes for awhile but I lost him

[toxic relic]

it is dude

[twin bear]

Him and firefly

My favs

And kobra commanders old look

With the rag over his head

[karmic jetty]

kobra always look sick as heck

[twin bear]

I thought it looked cool like a true terrorist

[karmic jetty]

gi joe more liek gi joever

[twin bear]

I read the early 2010s comics

And some 90s ones

Snake eyes background is

Hard asf

[toxic relic]

cobra always had the sickest drip

cool org

[twin bear]

The bad guys usually do sadly

[toxic relic]

hard agree man

dr doom

[karmic jetty]

me conscience leaving me when the villain has drip

DOOOOOOOM

[twin bear]

I could name off a ton of fictional and real bad guys that just had drip

[karmic jetty]

i love doom!!

rightful sovereign of latveria and the worldddd

[twin bear]

Hollywood shootout guys for example, they deserved wut they got but still

[karmic jetty]

[twin bear]

Pure drip

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/job-job-application-jobless-gif-2757097081210871087

[twin bear]

Nope I'm not going back until Saturday

Fuck u

[toxic relic]

doubt the new fantastic 4 movie will have a good dr doom

the old one was so ass bruv

[twin bear]

Marvel zombies movie when

Pls god

[toxic relic]

lol fr

[twin bear]

I just wanna see peter eat his gf and aunt

Epic panels in that issue

Also magnetos last stand

Can't forget he was one of the last ones

[toxic relic]

comic book artists underrated

[twin bear]

To go down

Yes for real

The artists don't get the same rep as the heads

[toxic relic]

i remember reading a batman one fuck lemme remember the art was fucking insane

[twin bear]

It's tragic they just hear a producers name and geek

[twin bear]

Ninja Turtles has an official comic that's kinda fucked

Or made by one of the artists i think

Mikey is the last one alive and he just goes apeshit hard

Locks the hell in and just starts killing

[toxic relic]

i remember that

[neon bramble]

zombie peter is my favorite spiderman

[twin bear]

The artstyle was great

[twin bear]

The fact they remember for a sec when they eat

[neon bramble]

I want to see his anguish on screen

[twin bear]

They see it all for just long enough

It's like it feeds on suffering

[toxic relic]

was it the idw comics?

[twin bear]

Might be

[jovial kraken]

can someone explain how super imunne works?

i read the article in the steam but didn't quite understood

[twin bear]

It boosts ur defense against sickness

Vibin rn

[neon bramble]

modded traits are weird

some of em have the right idea

[twin bear]

I usually just change the default ones around

I like being unemployed cuz my guy always realizes he has true freedom now

[neon bramble]

second wind and that one that lets you rest faster sitting down are pretty good

[twin bear]

It's his world now

[twin bear]

Any other time sitting near a horde gets me killed but with that perk

Helps a ton

[neon bramble]

10 points to wipe exhaustion clean every 10 days or so is a plenty fair trait

[toxic relic]

i cant remember the name of the comic but "a serious house on serious earth" has killer art

[twin bear]

I wish I knew of more dystopian comics or novels

Like good ones and not just government evil shit

[twin bear]

Have u read parkside picnic

[toxic relic]

roadside picnic?

[twin bear]

It's a good read and not dystopian but still

Yeah duh

I'm why i always say parkside

I wish i found some alien tech

[toxic relic]

yes ive read it

i read it before watching stalker cause i wanted to get a feel for the inspiration

[twin bear]

U don't think it would be an inspiration for stalker until u read it

I read it because of stalker as well

[toxic relic]

[cloud breach]

If you want to take a look at our new mode https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3538308427

[twin bear]

God dammit

That is ugly

[toxic relic]

lmao

[twin bear]

Holy shit

[toxic relic]

dam bro thats me

[twin bear]

Literally made my cringe physically

That's a catman

[toxic relic]

true im a fart man

[twin bear]

Ascended to the gas stage of evolution

[toxic relic]

im trying to think of more dystopian fiction for you

do you read at all?

[twin bear]

I do but there's not library around here

No*

[toxic relic]

just get them online

[twin bear]

And idk how to rip books

I would tho

[toxic relic]

can i dm you if i find pdfs?

you just download 'em

[twin bear]

Yes please

No need to ask I keep them open for a reason ong

[toxic relic]

all good mate let me browse my archives

[twin bear]

I'm a chill guy until someone trys to pull an art scam

[fair yacht]

peak astolfo pfp

[twin bear]

Tries*

[dim cloak]

Pick one. Astolfo, Venti (who barely counts imo), or Ferris

[next solar]

guys who wanna do mulitplayer 3 players or 4

[dim cloak]

#1019737819981283459

or #1019725562337579028

[twin bear]

Bro idk who anyone is other than the first

I'm not a gooner like that

Weird how I listen to this typa music while thinking of silly music videos with zero context to the actual lyrics

[dim cloak]

I'm just aware of them tbh

[twin bear]

Yeah same with astolfo

[karmic jetty]

[twin bear]

Just a dude that people made into a femboy

[karmic jetty]

u disappoint me chat

[twin bear]

Crazy

[dim cloak]

not exactly...

[twin bear]

Wait he's a femboy?

[dim cloak]

In the games and anime he was a trap

[twin bear]

Lolll

We're all gay inside moment

[half kettle]

huh?

whos we

[dim cloak]

Same with Ferris argyle

[twin bear]

Oh cat

[dim cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/ferris-felix-argyle-rezero-anime-cry-gif-16563016

[twin bear]

That one

[dim cloak]

them

[twin bear]

I used that pfp on my nitro trap arc a few times

Not that gif but the guy

[half kettle]

what anime does he come from again

[fair yacht]

venti is genshin

[dim cloak]

Re:zero

https://tenor.com/view/venti-genshin-impact-ventispin-spin-gif-25191045

[dim cloak]

this is venti

[fair yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/venti-gif-11596380115228377110

[twin bear]

Oh god

[fair yacht]

eh hes pretty cool

[twin bear]

Theres a video with all three

My day is ruined now

[fair yacht]

that reminds me

i totattly gave up on playing genshin cuz shit got too hard for it to be any enjoyment lmao

[dim cloak]

hence why i asked. venti barely counts, since he isn't an actual trap, just a femboy

[fair yacht]

also

Dstroyer!

[dim cloak]

hey sporf

do you have VS btw?

[pale berry]

Amon Lee Hughman, after all

[twin bear]

Still Astolfo

[pale berry]

Amon Lee Hughman, after all

Don't put the blame on me

[fair yacht]

i dont play it anymore

[dim cloak]

aww

[twin bear]

He seems tall but never seen him next to anyone

[dim cloak]

I managed to ser up a server and everything

[fair yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/astolfo-happy-gif-22218025

[twin bear]

I like em tall i like em covered in armor

[fair yacht]

armor!

the exact resason i like Alice Synthesis Thirty so much

[dim cloak]

astolfo is apparently 5'3" or 164cm

[twin bear]

Shit

[toxic relic]

that armour sucks

[twin bear]

Imma pretend he's 6ft

[dim cloak]

He's also british, if that changed anything

[twin bear]

Now this is armor

[twin bear]

It did

[dim cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/doom-slayer-doom-goku-meme-prowler-gif-4719372935125368569

[twin bear]

Not a big fan of the British accent

[dim cloak]

he doesn't have an accent

[twin bear]

Gonna die on this hill his marine uniform is killer

Oh word?

Well then

Take my money

[dim cloak]

(mainly bc his VA only speaks in Japanese, and there is no English dub)

[toxic relic]

ancient iranian combat/ceremonial armour is so sick dude

[twin bear]

Hell yeah

[toxic relic]

bro said let me die my clothes with your blood

my sword will be tainted with your life force

your last breath will coat my furs

[fair yacht]

kirito goes pretty hard at times

[twin bear]

Blood prolly does boost ur war abilities

This is also a game of drip or drown

Its a mindset

[toxic relic]

agreed

im sure whatever helps you get over the fear of death is op

LETS SNORT LINES OF ANTHRAX AND RUN INTO BATTLE

[quasi slate]

@toxic hawk eyepatch on the other eye

[dim cloak]

huh. idk if that's canon but that explains the eyepatch in the first place

[twin bear]

Border of my map cuz I'm not building the outside of the zone lol

[twin bear]

I don't wanna be that guy but I'm keeping patches, and a tooth for every one i kill that took an allies life

[fair yacht]

hi moopy

[twin bear]

It sounds worse after I read it again

[toxic relic]

lol

[lyric galleon]

the moop droop

the droop would moop

[twin bear]

People who attack me can die, if u shot it's free game right?

Leave nothing for their family to have

Nah

I'm not evil

[toxic relic]

keep telling yourself that and you may start to believe the delusion

[twin bear]

If someone killed my friend tho

Closed casket funeral

For u

[twin bear]

I can fly i swear

I've done it!

[dim cloak]

personally i will always love a mix of Kirito's coat and upper plate armor

[twin bear]

Animes