#general_chat
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that does not look like a cig 😂
the cig is reversed
It’s a shorty 
They sell lil cigs
it doesn't even have the hole
For kids
wheres the hole
Hole?
oh wow it doesn't
In the filter???
the cotton part yea
lol
you breath through the filter my guy
need that to actually inhale it
you cant if theres no hole to suck from
U mean the texture
Who the fuck keeps whistling outside my house
youre just tupid
Just realized the texture is all one color on the butt
yeah lmao
I'm dum
This is our whistle now come outside and face us
face the music
The sound of music
taste the music
Taste my rainbow



The***
Terroria
Is a neat game
i ❤️ sprinters
i ❤️ wwz
Theyre speaking fucking jamaican now 😭
- the movie
World war za
Book was better imo
Same with stalker and parkside picnic
wait what if project zomboid had l4d's commons
Well the latter idk if it's a movie but the book is still good
scav stop consuming stereotypical media dor your demographic
sprinters, weak strength, low health, insane population
ok so basically the t800 zombies from zombieland double tap
fuck off i like the second one😭
no idea about weak strength those things can deal like 20 hp per hit on expert
5 taps and you're down
im assuming its on normal difficulty
or uhh
i forgor
I don't like most zombie movies
commons are kinda weak
you existed
I did love 28 days later
thats crime enough
only truly dangerous on expert
Great fucking movie
One day the wrong with become right
Me type fast with broke screen
how do you even fight sprinters realistically
Me caveman with android 13
- dont
- dont
- dont
- dont
Fences make them easy claps
Am i selfish for picking the "Illiterate" trait?
download zeds jump fences mod
Selfish no silly yes
how, you ain't using up the books
i think it would be cool if sprinters would uhh
thats the opposite of selfish
i don't think skill books can be used up
spring across fences to try and tackle you
YIPPEEE
they kinda do with this one mod
God pls no
Just feeling like i am since the others have to read and build now o:
you using them means someone else can't while you have it

I just want my femclothes and true music
oh right
download zombies climb tall fences
I be wearing booty shorts and while clapping zombie cheeks
My guy overheats alot tbf
but only when I feel particularly slutty 🫶
Only rly switch to pants if I'm going thru windows quickly
I always wear jeans
look, crop top and short shorts or a skirt is peak zombie killing attire
dont need the risk
That's always for me
smh
I mean in game loll
ah
I do NOT sound like that
ayyy im walkin ere
Nor am I honkytonk
It's a country thing ig
I NEED CAWFEE I WANT CAWFEE PLS GIMME CAWFEE
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Im putting that in scav notes
@ivory grail
doodlebug
Sean what words do you say funny
shart gun
release the unappealing smells
Bro found out i was bob from accounting and not a twinkie
drinking what
drink more
A rundown Disreputable Bar but often times in the south it’s a Honky Tonk of a time
bleach
But don't be mad it was given to me without my knowledge
This is where you go boot scootin
bleach drink
spiced bleach
country man
take me by the corn
take me to the farm
that u understandd
Yummmmmeeeee
Epic song
Sponge me boy
doesnt even rhyme
I'm out of ketamine
lets see u do it then sharkbait
Watch this
Shit ain't always in my ass,
Turd ain't always in the toilet,
Farts ain't always silent gas,
Skid marks show u can't control it,
im out of funny powder :(
god these lyrics are terrible
whats the diff between sht and turd
shit is longer
turd doesnt have an s in it
Jelly roll lyrics

Can u tell
no
FACK
the lips may never kiss but the ass always shits
Why did they have to make the b42 chat and the general chat different levels?
bcs only kool ppl allowed here

They did? That’s cool
Explains why I don’t see more random bot-like content
Gonna explain why i waste my time online instead of making life better ong
Fuck ranked i play unranked like a real puss
weak
isnt unranked a more chad move?
You are rank #374 at level 18 with 14,983 experience. (1,317 left for the next level)
[■■■■ ] 24%
The games I play don't even have ranked
It is
U face off against smurfs at level 1 doing that shit
idk in other games but in sc you either play against total noobs or the unemployed
Take arena for example
what exactly lmao
i play stalker like a demented old man
Me in any PvP scenario (I’m in the barrel)
Classic fucking game
Whole series is
I miss playing those types of games ngl
unlike most of us, he gets married
Real
lmaooooo
HAHAHA
depressed or unhinged
i have the left one as a spotify playlist cover
A lil bit of both
With a dash of absolutely insane
Where the heck is fart i used to see bro everyday here
Yeah
hes busy my guy
😭
doing what
The name
tell me
he might be offline cus there were flood warnings
Busy being an adult
I cant say
That too prolly
company secrets apparently
he is pondering his novels or smth
its gay fanfic more like 🙄
I was gonna write a book
you should
whats the premise
A novel about surviving as a civilian during wartime
Kinda like this war of mine
Idk if imma make it a civil war in the future or in the past in the Congo
whatever you feel works best
Oof, Congo got it rough
Yeah they do
All i know is the MC will die
Right before he accomplishes what he sets out to do, get to the border to escape
Cannot wait until I resub to capcut premium, gonna make actually good edits and not slop
I gotta sleep but i don wanna
gone like the wind
mili...
is the npc update out yet?
non paying consoomer
Never should have come here!
Your my soda pop
human
my lil soda pop
ya they are ive been watching
is so good
it looks very good, i havent played in a while, but it looks all gouda
The singers are talented
is freakin TWICE bruh
Beyond anything ive seen in ages
zoey so fine...
i wish the rest of the saja bois had more lines
is like they dont exist
squid game!!!!

yes
the zombie AI got changed
so the npc update is out

roll for deception
yeah here's proof
hey its me npc update
im out
deception is that evil robot faction from transformer
get back in the cage
Why is this game so quiet bruh, i have it BASS BOOSTED and everything
in 2027 the npc update will come out and people will say "it came out" and i will say the npc update is gay and that will spark a serious of events that will lead to the fall of the Second Byzantine Regime (the one that formed in 2026)
check yo ears bruh
its loud enough to give a heart attack already
Their last song is actually good as hell
why do you want it louder
No pun intended
ur idol!!!
Bro hasn't heard an alarm yet
can we get the mic a lil higherrrrr
Full version, from low to high action. Original made by Zach Beever, remastered by Armin Hass
Low - 0:00
Medium - 1:35
High - 3:10
3:10 deserves bass boosting
my game is almost silent
The music designers have my respect
🟣Electric Banjo
Great fucking ost
pz ost is great :3
Hater!!!
hate hate hate
I have halos music full blast
I occasionally find it random lmao
🟣If we had a dollar for every time an indie game has made one of us think "Electric Banjo" we'd have two dollars. It's not a lot, can we get some more?
my next rp character will be a fullblown hater
like just a random music thats basically saying you're gonna die while reading a book
zozo is also fair
we turn it off sometimes on the cdda challenge runs
I had combat music kick in for chickens
🟣As it should.
it genuinely works and we need more like it
chickens are assholes
well there are some nice ones
the others are food
ive met chickens before
🟣The second instance being Sands of Tide
I tried to fix it
got my lil driving table test thingie today 
tried the mock ones and i keep failing bruh
Zee that is NOT the right emote
on my way to design an indie game with electric banjo
Band*
the queen's chariot cannot be stopped
I may enjoy japanese pop too
the drunk's chariot cannot be stopped
Black pink
if anything it makes it more immersive

Great band and pretty ladies
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These ...
perchance
Music hater
I'll give it a try thanks dude
Question for those living in the USA
When you eat at a restaurant, how do you pay for your meal?
We leave cash on the table
U!!!
wha
they pay in spent shell casings and bottlecaps
i dont hate music
Can u recommend movies like demon hunter cuz
i have never once seen this happen
not saying it doesnt, but its not commo here
I watched that like three times this week
wdym like demon hunter
Jump through the window laughing manically
Why?
kpop demon hunters
The animation style and music
uhh
zeerol you're east asian smh you're supposed to know everything korean!!!!!
I don't think that counts as paying.
I love korea wish I could have a chance to go there
If you're entertaining enough it does
Scarf is going to explode everuones minds
it's so goated
Like a court jester
anything else by sony ig
seoul and busan are wonderful but there's a whole lot more than just the cities
Yeah i wanna see the country
next time i go i really want to take a trip to seosan and see the joseon fortress there
I would if people would answer my QUESTION 
im hoping to go next summer for a tech internship
We speak in riddles
3-4 months in seoul, getting industry experience, enjoying the food and language, AND getting paid
I mostly want to learn about agriculture and the economy
Seoul? That's a map in the finals
We only have shit, and ass in stock
erm
yeah the game was so popular south korea made it into a real place
Sorry.
well no
ill humor you
here in the states, the server takes your card and runs it somewhere else, and you can relax until the check comes back
Kyoto isnt in south korea
Everyone sleeps on Belgium
I use the global they not the Korean they
the rice industry has been mostly uninterrupted for a long long time there
Maybe cuz i live here
🦅
scav eur not master cheif
Shut yo ass up
plus the government has major import restrictions on rice to protect the farmers
I'm secretly making raps
just put the pebble in the fan sharkbait
I hope i don't sound like a white boy
Pebble?
Cuz i can't stand my accent
We need four more
Doesn't go with rap at all
strong government support, focus on self sufficiency, and farming comes with a lot of symbolic and nationalist value in korea
You sound like ur ethnicity scav
plus
I'm white as hell
after the korean war
Got 3 victories in a row on cod
So yeah
land reforms redistributed farmland creating a lot of owner-farmers
HAHAHHAA
Ur gay! sick guitar solo
Gawd
Need to actually use eleven labs for the voice to finish it tho
fetus
Whats wrong with rapping at 21

It's bot wannabe rap
am i just unborn
babies first tiktok rap
hotel california solo
Aye shut up
mi bomboclaat
I can't afford a license for spotify
Bro is too young to apply
hop on soundcloud so i can clown u
mi tink mi miss mi waif
U don't need too I alrdy know my beat sucks
u should hear ludwigs beat from the annual yard beatoff
thats what they call it lmao
I think we gud
wut iz it
nick lost it
original stream by @ludwig
Superfight
Omg is this a cards against humanity ripoff
You will be forgotten.
Scarf is like an obsidian knife
Really pretty but impractical
chat is a but a grain of sand in a desert of me 
Dam
I hope we get in like ur eye
and
how do u know about my eye
Like the annoying part where its in your bedsheets
Not as a daily drive
im in immense pain
Obsidian is crazy sharp but insanely brittle
Thats why they are smaller
to maintain structral integreity
But they can easily be repaired too so
but ur right there pretty disposable
especcaly in compariison to cooper and iron
steel too ig but thats way in the future at that point
If I'm an obsidian knife, Asrin is the baseball bat
Sharp and brittle?
linux is doodoo
dont let scarf hear you
I think my Wi-Fi is tweakin
scav can you code btw
Stir dem beanz

is scarf an ambush predetor
Specialisation is for insects
Opertunisic hunter gottcha
How does our electric and water go out same day!?

i ated them
it had to be done
did sprinter zombie noises get changed
zozo eats the fiber optic cables that connect the continents
they sound like pigs now
you sound like pigs now
am certified to handle fiber optic cables
fiber optic?
you suck how about that
suck deez
that fucking bird that i hate
sharkbait is an L magnet
that fucking BIRD THAT I HATE
stretched that joke more than a rack
🟣It's simple, in either order, both Electricity and water have to fail within 24 hours of each other
only thing he's catching fr
i keep him around so i can collect Ws
bro what
oh I misred it
A rolling rack of deez nuts
yikes man
thought you tried to turn the fiber optic to a deez nuts joke
fushigi
Whuh
tf you mean yikes
oh btw scav was asking where you been. I just said you probably died in the flood or something
when they cut the duct do they keep the balls
This game
lembians
They should invent optional hair
because i want balls
to keep them
yeah they did it's called rubbing alcohol and an open flame
Kris is literally nonbinary
lembians
Like, turn it on and off?
Newer chapters give off some boy vibes
bro
is kris infact homo sapien
straight people are crazy
Like, the hair on my head, one of the most important things to me.
The hair on my legs? I want it GONE
yes
Kris gender reveal party next chapter?
but kris is 1s and 0s
homosapien? since when is anthropology WOKE
Kris is literally only, ever, and exclusively referred to with They/them pronouns
Nobinary,
by saying brother you make them binary
nonbiney, as the kiwis say
Tear it all down
Burn it and pluck out the follicles, one by one
cake arent you nb too?
the brother was for cake mate
pek hop on palwol
raze the hair and make sure its family watches
Did you mean that random dudes house..?
No..?
furry propaganda
can you crash into my house
u too hop on palwol
stink has a house?
if i can stop driving straight
what are you a fucking homeowner
we both got woken up by 2 tsunami alerts bro
would you prefer 2004 Ford F-150 or 2008 Toyota Avalon
Chat, should I make a kruschevka or a communalka in minecraft
Literally all I know about Undertale 2 is that Kris is nonbinary and Susie's design notes say "*Rests her chin on your head*"
I recently became very invested in building barely functional living spaces
cute
ford f-150
good choice
communalka
guys
you know the noise those pipe things make
the lil funny noisemaker thing
Whatever that is, it looks dope
A kawasaki Vulcan 650
the flippy doo dah
@chrome jetty thank you
@chrome jetty thank you
go back to work merry
Thanks for the elaboration
doohickey
pek horp on
@chrome jetty i ungratefully do not thank you
thingamabob
she pal on my world till i jormuntide
WTF
frick ur jormuntide
@dawn jewelthank you
WHJYYGHYHBYHYH7YH
WHJYYGHYHBYHYH7YH
ive been breeding yakumos
im gonna go swimming today for unrelated reasons
im bored
AND i got the saddle
ok pookie

whos pookie
why did my messages get nuked
dunno
are you talking about garfields toy
didnt the post say explicitly NOT to do that
im a secret mod and i deleted them
uhh no idiot
QAUN MILLZ MOVIE SPREAD THE WORD!
Sean
what were u saying before pek
Is he in kamchatka
beats getting waterborded
i remember being force fed like 3 cups of saltwater by the sea
thats bad
tf
and also almost drowning in a pool once
i fell over
brb im gonna party like it's 2023
is that your advice
Might as well, since UK ignored a petition with 300,000 signatures
2023 sucked my guy
silverhand was LAME
Whatever, wont go into jt
my advice is to drink enough seawater so that you become immune
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failed his only mission as the decoy
is there silver hand lore I dont know
make sure it all goes to your lungs tho
he sucks and a pos and literally talks to his hand
already done
i have a copy of his roaches book
irl
game made him look good bcs he made himself look good
i called u a sweat and then i got nuked
hated johnny silverhand
wwwwwwwwwwwwdwwwwwwdw
awful character lol
WHEN IN FACT he got CLAPPED
solomon reed 🤤
lets talk about british POLITICS

I feel so strange imagining my organs and veins inside of myself
get up on outta here with ur briish
your bones are wet btw
like basted
he starred in a documentary about gold commissioned by gold mining corpos. it was fucking hilarious to watch.
wait leon is it true that when surgeons do surgery on your organs they sometimes have to pull your intestines out and put it on a rack cus they move around so much
is that bad
I mean that's got to be a troll
not really
Especially skin
sometimes on my plate
depends on the expiry date
he has to know
by performing surgery
Fish smells
first time for everything
you stink
heh ill have u know chat that i am a surgeon
Smelli
fish is a stupid idiot ❤️
i did surgery on a grape
i dont agree with caption but video funny
@dawn jewel Thank you
why u do this
get a room you two 🙄
Oh no😭😭😭
@chrome jetty i still need your caffeine tablet formula
whyd you say thank you
send me that and i'll thank you fr
Guys its 3:30, should I just pull an all nighter at this rate
no
go to bed brother
@neat moat thank you
ew brit
And then another tomorrow
❤️
And then you keep doing it until success
Nah, just go to sleep
Fack off
chewsday innit
d👍e
dthumbsupe
ideot
NO
Ill do it when im not lazy, rn im being helf hostage at gun point and unless i win against the several opponents i cannot send you the secret formula mr krabs
The intellectuals think alike
Thank you❤️
send me your location i'll send my goons after you
++
thank you tammy
I dont want ur goon
bo'o'e o''wa'e'r
I see shadow people chat 🤣
my goons will spill goon grease onto your captors
can u send a brudda some goons
how many bennies did you take
bennies
benadryls
0
Who’s benny and why did you take him
Thats not a nice way to refer to them
benny with the platinum crisp
Who's them
Them
@dawn jewelThank you\
@mortal canopy Thank you\
yommers
who tf is merrymaker65
The game was rigged from about the middle or something idk
yknow who else eats apples?
@chrome jetty thank you
@736094674355355688 Thank you
Tummy ache of doom
Who the fuck
WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY
my throat hurts
You know WHAT
@dawn jewel thank you
what
ur mighty alright sunny boy
cool crisp
I cant send gifs
I’m gonna cry and shit ymself
cool crispity crunchy munchy delight
chip will never experience twink death
She might
plungie 
im also going to shit yourself
You thank ❤️
Thank you ❤️
plunge deez nuts
where
yeowch
use your imagination
Thank you
a vat of acid? your mouth? a beehive?
i want to aquire carbon
carbon not included
υoჸ ʞnɒʜɈ bobɒႱ@
bros hair looks like an unwrapped hershey's kiss
shes an icon
to whom lmao
to many
@sour gull
example
a guy I knew
helicopter
knee

you knee a guy?
in the throat yesh
under what
once deeze, now dis

dis dick
lonley dick
for my scallywags arrgghhhh
rich comming from you
all schlong
beat it, chick!
all the time
take THIS zerol
be nice to cake
tsk tsk
HAHAHAHHA
70% chance this dude is malaysian or indonesian
are you saying this is zerol
frick ur not wrong
yeah if zerol was pitched down a bit
frfr
zeerol on that auto tune

I want to scratch this goddamn tattoo omggggggg
tear it off

eh this ones lame
whats a tatto
I’m like .5 seconds away from doing this
tatooine
See I can’t even type right because my thoughts are just “scratch it”
attack a stranger with a trash can lid
no
everything the light touches will be consoomed in time
use the lid as a shield
peak's latest update
- added cannibalism
peak
hop on peak
(peak peak reference)
Bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
peak booger
she peek at my peak till i peak
palword booger
ok buddy
IM JUST QUOTING THE MEME WHAT
go play ur galaga
Did you get your cowboy hat tattoo yet
malaga tiki taki i kasztanki
im nice to everyone im so nice and friendly
ill play truck sim with the homies
chip how's that hot abusive woman treating you
Oh is today Opposite Day
no, he'd be called lame chip
lame crisp
hates guns and loves knoifes
I should get count chocula tattooed on me
but why
im gonna get a tatto of my DOG
You’re right, definitely boo berry ghost instead
i should get fred's home address tattooed on my forehead
once i can afford
imma get tatto of my skin
I SUPPORT THIS MESSAGE
do you have third degree burns
imma get a tatto of entropy
that scarred
Iced coffee tattoo but instead of ice cubes it’s actually mini pictures of ice cube
ice coffee but instead of ice cubes it's the perpetual marching of time
this sounds like the last 5 women ive been romantically entangled with
more specific
hell yeah
any other defining details
@chrome jetty thank you
this one i think
damn i be exposing myself
@dawn jewel Thank you
we need more of this energy
thats my girl alright
Ur just a fish
you can never pull a catboy we know that
i have another old sc u sent but i'll dm it to you
Try to wrap plastic wrap around food (DIFFICULTY:IMPOSSIBLE)
Damn
All ur ever be is a flounder
Laced with shit pills
Amanda Bynes deserves an apology and we need to bring back the Amanda show
@dawn jewelThank you
U cant be a top dog clownfish









