ahem
egg flavored paste
#general_chat
onyx igloo
neat moat
yoooo free food AND housing?
wraith bolt
sounds like prison
maiden nymph
Kill myself
neat moat
sign me up
onyx igloo
Kill myself
or you could rebel and eat headcrab soup
sacred schooner
yoooo free food AND housing?
dream life
thin wedge
get jiggly with it
maiden nymph
or you could rebel and eat headcrab soup
Yeah I’d rather kms atp
onyx igloo
idk.. might try the headcrab soup man
maybe it tastes like chicken
we never would truly now
maiden nymph
Unless it actually tastes like crab I ain’t having it
neat moat
non americans: id rather die
americans: let me in let me in!
thin wedge
what did he do to you
sacred schooner
idk.. might try the headcrab soup man
might have a bit of Jeff in it though
onyx igloo
what did he do to you
annoy barney
sacred schooner
local exquisite ingredient
onyx igloo
me when im working for the combine for slightly less eggy rations and i see a man in a bright orange suit
rose kestrel
some people still havee it, they're creative adults
ivory grail
I'm gonna wrap my fingers around your gills gurt and i'm gonna put salt on you and make delicious sushi
I'm so tired
toxic relic
dont do it man
the crash isnt worth it
youll end up free basing in a gas station bathroom trying to chase that dragon
lilac quarry
He doesn’t
onyx igloo
me when i download an incomplete game and it leaves off on a cliffhanger
chrome jetty
I'm gonna wrap my fingers around your gills gurt and i'm gonna put salt on you a...
Wild
onyx igloo
me when i download an incomplete game and it leaves off on a cliffhanger
(i will anxiously wait for the next update)
thin wedge
He doesn’t
indeed
thin wedge
(i will anxiously wait for the next update)
onyx igloo
no
onyx igloo
i dont wanna
frosty tulip
https://tenor.com/view/hopeonpurpleconcordoomfs-hoponconcordoomfs-ps5-gaming-gam...
Come on Bill, let's binge some Concord
It's popping off rn
toxic relic
all my games are either too expensive or to be announced
piracy
rose kestrel
is that Todd Howard?
warm crow
https://youtube.com/shorts/HH1fDXLAO_0?si=GW8rTtW00N6CClre What is this inventory mod he is using ?
thin wedge
did they weigh 300 lbs
neat moat
no
neat moat
Im not gay-
half kettle
chrome jetty
True
bronze moat
saw a guy on the bus with this playing
You should watch it
chrome jetty
Girls are a fairytale meant to give us hope
bronze moat
Ranma's Secret Technique!
neat moat
guys Im not a catgirl Im just a dude 😭
chrome jetty
A femboy cat girl?
karmic jetty
sure buddy
bronze moat
Girls are a fairytale meant to give us hope
Nah, Polyamorous Goth Boys just keep em all to themselves 😛
bronze moat
A femboy cat girl?
femboy catgirls are cute tho
neat moat
Dave corned the matket!
chrome jetty
I’m not into men
bronze moat
chrome jetty
I like women
neat moat
wouldn't they be catboys dave?
bronze moat
wouldn't they be catboys dave?
femmcatboys
chrome jetty
It’s okay Gurt, I hope you go far in your femboy cat girl endevors
bronze moat
Endevors for cuteness are never a bad thing
thin wedge
guys Im not a catgirl Im just a dude 😭
dude who wants to snuggle and cudde with his fellow men
neat moat
https://tenor.com/view/historians-historians-be-like-be-like-femboy-cuddle-gif-2...
man is it getting hot in here or is it me
karmic jetty
dawn jewel
N O
karmic jetty
dawn jewel
WHAT IM OLDER
karmic jetty
yes
karmic jetty
neat moat
zozo
dawn jewel
FEEEMMMAAAALEEE
R A A A. AA
rose kestrel
https://tenor.com/view/historians-historians-be-like-be-like-femboy-cuddle-gif-2...
just saw this
chrome jetty
WHAT IM OLDER
Ok lil bro
thin wedge
A lot of fwmboys have loving relationships with thier fathers
Gurt no
chrome jetty
thin wedge
do not
rose kestrel
A lot of fwmboys have loving relationships with thier fathers
i just saw it dont know the lore
chrome jetty
Kapow
tall glen
https://tenor.com/view/hop-on-hop-on-helldivers-helldivers-helldivers-2-hell-gif...
got it preordered at Gamestop
dawn jewel
Ok lil bro
BRUH LIL PUP
polar kernel
thin wedge
fr
chrome jetty
BRUH LIL PUP
Eheheegegegehehbeeheve
chrome jetty
https://tenor.com/view/kyaru-princess-connect-anime-sip-awkward-gif-26897271
Live fish video
charred lion
j*b
neat moat
Live fish video
I wont let you hit vro
karmic jetty
neat moat
WHAT ARE THOOOOOSEE
neat moat
weight loss hack
chrome jetty
Mmhm
It’s crazy, some of my pants are to loose nowadays
I’ve learnt you can feel hungry, then just ignore it, usually goes away within an hour or so.
it’s that easy
Eating is just a lie the government programmed us to do
neat moat
neat moat
🎵 99 bottles of beer on the wall 🎵
chrome jetty
Booooooo
livid notch
neat moat
this server is devoid of humor
wraith bolt
Do you know wy the chicken crossed the road?
young kelp
Do you know wy the chicken crossed the road?
It stopped crossing, it joined the Crusade
wraith bolt
Yup DEVOID
dawn jewel
It’s crazy, some of my pants are to loose nowadays
I wish i had those issues
Wtf
Men are always skinny
dawn jewel
I smell donut i’m like 4 pound fatter
dawn jewel
I'm chubby
Whats ur weight to height
young kelp
to the point I'm bigger than my dad
dawn jewel
If i can ask
stone meadow
or maybe becoming mod added a buncha kilos
neat moat
I smell donut i’m like 4 pound fatter
dawn jewel
And gained more weight
neat moat
merry
young kelp
Whats ur weight to height
last I checked somewhere around 5'4 or something and 79kg probably around 85-90kg now
dawn jewel
https://tenor.com/view/patrick-smell-float-bon-sponge-gif-11227127491327668406
UP IN HERE
karmic jetty
or maybe becoming mod added a buncha kilos
this is factual
wraith bolt
I guess as we get older we're supposed to eat smaller meals more times a day
neat moat
merry would be good in zomboid since they have an efficient metabolism
young kelp
we eat less carbs
dawn jewel
last I checked somewhere around 5'4 or something and 79kg probably around 85-90k...
Oooo i see
karmic jetty
last I checked somewhere around 5'4 or something and 79kg probably around 85-90k...
ur are smol
neat moat
bby
karmic jetty
puny
wraith bolt
I only recognize weightz in stones
dawn jewel
I’m x height and 115 pound
neat moat
zo is smaller
young kelp
my country ain't known for tall people
karmic jetty
young kelp
its rare to find ones that go beyond 6
karmic jetty
ur a bacteria
neat moat
I’m x height and 115 pound
whats ur high lil vro 👁 👁
dawn jewel
whats ur high lil vro 👁 👁
X height
arctic sundial
is it weird that i'm not american but i still measure my weight in pounds
wraith bolt
I was 115lbs in 8th grade
stone meadow
im i think 80kg at 5'11 which puts me slightly into overweight category
young kelp
no idea about my actual height right now tho
young kelp
I have Scoliosis so I shrunk a bit
neat moat
unfortunate
wraith bolt
rough
chrome jetty
I wish i had those issues
I mean, it’s not all sunshine and rainbows, somtimes when I get up I’ll be really dizzy, and my vision will go all weird, I’m constantly tired no matter how much sleep I get (I think), and my muscles seem to fatigue a lot faster than they used to
wraith bolt
capped savage
stone meadow
referring to it as capped is something
chrome jetty
It’s pretty fun
stone meadow
maxed out the height stat
dawn jewel
I mean, it’s not all sunshine and rainbows, somtimes when I get up I’ll be reall...
WHAT U NEED TO EAT FOOL
chrome jetty
WHAT U NEED TO EAT FOOL
Nah I’m not hungry
dawn jewel
Shes capped, no more height
wraith bolt
but eat food not chemicals
dawn jewel
No knee enlongating i forbid
chrome jetty
but eat food not chemicals
I only eat hydrofluoric acid
dawn jewel
Nah I’m not hungry
U need to drink ur calories or sum
stone meadow
ill have you know ill be sticking with meemaws dish soap and bleach soup family recipie
chrome jetty
are you a Cluster nebula?
No im a racist (jk don’t ban)
wraith bolt
lol bold
unreal bane
No im a racist (jk don’t ban)
Banned.
chrome jetty
Kapow
wraith bolt
lol
stone meadow
dont do that
unreal bane
Taller than you.
neat moat
really?
young kelp
speaking of food, I haven't had lunch yet
neat moat
3:
wraith bolt
I don't see how just saying you're a racist is bannable
stone meadow
im not saying it is im saying dont do that
karmic jetty
they hate race cars
young kelp
gonna go now
wraith bolt
I mean just in the concept of it
wraith bolt
ohn
chrome jetty
I included me saying it a joke, just so it is clear beyond reasonable doubt that I am doing it for the funny bit
wraith bolt
ohhh
karmic jetty
no funni allowed 
unreal bane
I included me saying it a joke, just so it is clear beyond reasonable doubt that...
Permabanned.
wraith bolt
HA
chrome jetty
Permabanned.
stone meadow
yeah but you know, i cant allow you to say something and then add "in minecraft" to make it better
karmic jetty
funni belongs to the upper echelon
stone meadow
just the principle of it
karmic jetty
rebel rebl
chrome jetty
Ok
karmic jetty
stone meadow
no rebel path
karmic jetty
harsh vault
hai chat
stone meadow
hi
wraith bolt
nope the cat rickrolled me
warm atlas
Hello gents
wraith bolt
ola
I wish technology would get to the point I can taste the british baking show treats
stone meadow
I want to implant the double jump module in my legs so i can double jump everywhere
harsh vault
Hello gents
ahem!
unreal bane
I want to implant the double jump module in my legs so i can double jump everywh...
Monkey's paw. Your landing ability remains unchanged.
Hope you didn't need those ligaments.
neat moat
Monkey's paw. Your landing ability remains unchanged.
me next me next!
rose kestrel
tall glen
onyx igloo
onyx igloo
hello fellow specimens of this floating orb of dimension
harsh vault
Holy shit Kendrick Lamar? Pride??
mustard
harsh vault
hai blade
raw rock
HI Floofie
harsh vault
hai
raw rock
hi
sour gull
im a chef
sour gull
recreation of the og photo fly high desperadoes
raw rock
Hi floofie
harsh vault
bag ur still alive?
harsh vault
i havent heard from bag in AGES
onyx igloo
my eyeballs have been drilled out of my skull and replaced with the goggles the combine wear
sour gull
fly high to all those lost in the last 3 years 🕊️ ❤️
fading niche
im a chef
is that meant to be steak and something else, i cant tell it looks like maggots 
harsh vault
this was the original
you do realize he recreated it
harsh vault
is that a peach
naive flicker
💔
fading niche
This looks utterly vile.
naive flicker
is that a peach
Mango
onyx igloo
Mango
sour gull
you do realize he recreated it
i do
harsh vault
m-m-mango??
onyx igloo
toxic relic
yaya ruhian is the best martial artist actor of the recent decades
onyx igloo
soft close car doors are so weird
toxic relic
helps that dude is so skilled
onyx igloo
let me hear myself slamming the door i like the noise
arctic sundial
soft close car doors are so weird
fr, when the car door sounds soft it makes me feel like i didn't close it good enough
toxic relic
despacito: the requiem
stone meadow
nice pillbug meal
toxic relic
why do you eat at your desk dude
eat the bed, then you can save the crumbs for later
toxic relic
if somethings coming out, somethings going in fr
onyx igloo
Eat your home
toxic relic
youll never be homesick
onyx igloo
The bricks, drywall, everything
stone meadow
Monkey's paw. Your landing ability remains unchanged.
still, this lets me jump up high places so id still take it
onyx igloo
which kind
toxic relic
i think i would if sufficiently motivated
onyx igloo
probably not
unreal bane
That pic of the violated steak is giving me high blood pressure. I'm reporting this.
toxic relic
real
onyx igloo
i threw it up for a reason
toxic relic
yo thats good reasoning
neat moat
vop vop vop vop
onyx igloo
i projectile vomit whenever i do
toxic relic
your body is a weapon
neat moat
oh wow you two are so similar
toxic relic
use it well
neat moat
then dont vomit
onyx igloo
oh wow you two are so similar
im not old
toxic relic
i only vomit when i get food poisoning
so a handful of times
and its always violent
gusty flax
i only vomit when i get food poisoning
so lucky
toxic relic
the only silent vomit ive had was when i puked into a cushion
neat moat
I get disintery
toxic relic
im not old
i am an old man
onyx igloo
if the police try to arrest me ill just projectile vomit in their general direction
gusty flax
acid reflux on top
onyx igloo
and sprint off like a damn l4d2 spitter
orchid sonnet
if the police try to arrest me ill just projectile vomit in their general direct...
gross
neat moat
if the police try to arrest me ill just projectile vomit in their general direct...
"assault with deadly intent" mag dump
toxic relic
if the police try to arrest me ill just projectile vomit in their general direct...
perfect
orchid sonnet
okay
onyx igloo
i hate cat vomit
gusty flax
throwing up is so painful
stone meadow
and sprint off like a damn l4d2 spitter
i was thinking boomer since youre a discord user
gusty flax
dog vomit is a different breed
stone meadow
i dont get sick from other peoples vomit tbh
could you drink it
toxic relic
hmmm
onyx igloo
i was thinking boomer since youre a discord user
cmon man
toxic relic
could you drink it
probably not? unless i give into impulsive thoughts
this reminds me of a scene in a movie
audition 
takashi miike really did that
neat moat
toxic relic
lol
toxic relic
no
onyx igloo
regret
neat moat
Sean you should drink vanilla extract
onyx igloo
i did
neat moat
whyd you stop
onyx igloo
no more ;(
fading niche
its good tho
why would you say not to watch it if its good?
stone meadow
argh left my stanley knife at home
onyx igloo
every house should be legally required to have a medieval spit in the backyard to cook on
does anyone here agree
neat moat
argh left my stanley knife at home
mmmm lead 😋
toxic relic
argh left my stanley knife at home
just use the lid from an open can
toxic relic
every house should be legally required to have a medieval spit in the backyard t...
apartment complex?
stone meadow
just use the lid from an open can
i dont think work will like that
neat moat
stink doesn't know
stone meadow
ill just steal someone elses
viral pelican
Lmao i just saw this and holy shit, so good. Haha "Let's go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for this all to blow over"
https://youtube.com/shorts/MShQAVohxDY?si=rTAB4Mp-k6Xhc0US
onyx igloo
apartment complex?
you know how laundromats work
toxic relic
so a communal space
onyx igloo
yes
toxic relic
would you make it for profit?
onyx igloo
no
toxic relic
good
onyx igloo
i want some good food
thats what i want
not some shitty green paper with a pretend value
young kelp
crispy water
toxic relic
not some shitty green paper with a pretend value
you're cooking with words
what you want just sounds like a hangi
a braai? whats the american equivalent
onyx igloo
send a photo of both
stone meadow
every house should be legally required to have a medieval spit in the backyard t...
i think every house and business should have a perpetual stew going
toxic relic
real
onyx igloo
that could work aswell
stone meadow
so I can go around eating out of them like in kcd
toxic relic
send a photo of both
theyre both just communal cooking parties
onyx igloo
better than my idea
onyx igloo
theyre both just communal cooking parties
I'd say, Barbeque?
Closest thing I can think of
sour gull
so I can go around eating out of them like in kcd
im going to call the guards on you like in kcd2
toxic relic
onyx igloo
yeah id say a barbeque
toxic relic
both are good
onyx igloo
cooking over flame just hits different
poitjie kos
stone meadow
im going to call the guards on you like in kcd2
im gonna punch your chickens clean
stone meadow
that dude sure is happy about whatever hes grilling
toxic relic
that dude sure is happy about whatever hes grilling
hell yeah brother
stone meadow
not a big mushroom guy myself
so youd say youre not a fun guy
toxic relic
good food good eats good sleep
onyx igloo
mushrooms seem to always be kinda slimy
toxic relic
what
onyx igloo
more a texture than flavor thing
toxic relic
wrong dude
onyx igloo
wdym
toxic relic
have you ever grilled a huge mushroom over some coals
onyx igloo
no
toxic relic
that shit tastes like a new universe exploded on your tongue
sour gull
mushrooms seem to always be kinda slimy
are you eating them raw
toxic relic
idk what the slime is from in your food
onyx igloo
but my mom has only really made them in sauces as chunks
toxic relic
no wonder theyre slimey lmao
onyx igloo
maybe thats why
toxic relic
you cook out all the flavour and put it in sauce
stone meadow
idk what the slime is from in your food
desperado cooks them for him
toxic relic
fr
harsh vault
hai stink
toxic relic
'sup
toxic relic
gotta cook em over a fire
rain mango
watched the minecraft movie finally
toxic relic
fr
onyx igloo
does anyone else eat seasoned croutons as a snack
stone meadow
idk why you need a recipe for mushrooms
i need a recipie for everything
I am a bit tistic that way
I need a set of detailed instructions and none of that "to taste" or "1-2 spoons" shit give me a standardised recipie with measurements in grams
And exact cooking times
stone meadow
just get revanced
onyx igloo
i swapped services trying to get a better product and i just get shittier product
naive flicker
Bro we haven't had a real summer day in the last 2-3 weeks and it's awesome
Rain, cloudy, sometimes sunny
But hell yeah keep it that way, i can sleep pretty well at night
Fuck summer
stone meadow
i want the sun back
naive flicker
The sun is a deadly laser
stone meadow
i hate rain and grey skies it puts me in a bad mood
and summer rain activates my hayfever
quasi slate
just get them and stuff em with shit
Why would i stuff my mushrooms with poop?
naive flicker
I actually think sometimes it seems more beautiful when it's cloudy
Like certain sceneries
But i guess that's just a preference
I still fw sunsets and sunrises a lot
arctic sundial
when i'm just trying to stay inside and chill i like cloudy days better
even better if its raining
onyx igloo
i just wanted some easy way to listen to some damn music
arctic sundial
i swapped services trying to get a better product and i just get shittier produc...
what did you switch from
arctic sundial
oh
arctic sundial
bruh why would they put that in a spotify ad
orchid sonnet
What are the general survival goals for starting a new game cuz I just got the game. I did the tutorial but I basically just fight zombies until my character dies
onyx igloo
can i just get a damn app that allows me to use a service without pay or a 3rd party service
goddamn
arctic sundial
What are the general survival goals for starting a new game cuz I just got the g...
get food/water, get good weapons, level up carpentry to build rain collectors, get a generator and a generator manual, and get a vehicle
those are the ones i can think of rn
my youtube ad blocker isn't working anymore bruh
and its only giving me unskippable ads
toxic relic
YOUTUBE MUSIC
dude, revanced
genuinely
ask clownade, he started using it after we recommended it
young kelp
my youtube ad blocker isn't working anymore bruh
an issue of ad blocker
toxic relic
ublock origin
tawdry salmon
my youtube ad blocker isn't working anymore bruh
using google?
They’re cracking down on all ad blockers, best to switch out to something like Firefox or Brave
arctic sundial
using google?
i use opera gx
14 year old me believed the youtube sponsorships that said it would make my computer run faster and when i found out it didn't really i was too lazy to switch back
bronze moat
arctic sundial
i might switch to firefox soon tho
young kelp
They’re cracking down on all ad blockers, best to switch out to something like F...
I'll switch to firefox when I get a new device
too much of a pain trying to move everything I have in chrome to firefox
warm atlas
Sorry I was hungry
warm atlas
Stupid bug
Did they just straight up disappear?
tawdry salmon
i use opera gx
opera is eh
warm atlas
I use opera so I can have backgrounds and not pay money
Because I like me the animations
tawdry salmon
I prefer firefox cause it’s a private company, they don’t have shareholders to appease unlike opera
tawdry salmon
I use opera so I can have backgrounds and not pay money
firefox added this recently
arctic sundial
I prefer firefox cause it’s a private company, they don’t have shareholders to a...
also i heard somewhere that opera is chinese spyware
tawdry salmon
also i heard somewhere that opera is chinese spyware
it’s not directly but it is owned by a Chinese corporation and has some data collection scandal
last spoke
too much of a pain trying to move everything I have in chrome to firefox
It takes literally an button press, literally everything is imported
warm atlas
You dont gotta tell me twice
arctic sundial
it’s not directly but it is owned by a Chinese corporation and has some data col...
yeah thats probably what i heard
its been a while
tawdry salmon
Alr well guess im switching over
it’s not as GOOD as opera but you can import gifs and photos
arctic sundial
oh cool i got a plunger now
warm atlas
it’s not as GOOD as opera but you can import gifs and photos
Peak?
last spoke
Like literally just, it prompts you "Hey, Y'got settings and bookmarks and passwords in chrome, y'wanna just like, pull 'em over?" And you go "ye" and now you have all that stuff on Firefox too
warm atlas
Like literally just, it prompts you "Hey, Y'got settings and bookmarks and passw...
Yes I wish to port me stuff over
harsh vault
solaris
harsh vault
haii
warm atlas
Hello
tawdry salmon
I preferred firefox cause it’s private corporation, less scandals, US based, older and has a cooler icon imo
warm atlas
And is named firefox?
naive flicker
I js use chrome or opera GX cuz idrc, i like em
tawdry salmon
chrome is ass cause google be fighting extensions and ad blockers
while firefox isn’t under that obligation cause it ain’t google
warm atlas
And thus the legendary beef began
tawdry salmon
erm proper noun buddy pal twin
harsh vault
-w-
harsh vault
i gonna kill whoever tells me how to say my own name
quasi slate
tawdry salmon
i gonna kill whoever tells me how to say my own name
warm atlas
i gonna kill whoever tells me how to say my own name
Hey whats your name
harsh vault
floofie
tawdry salmon
erm fwostie isn’t proper grammar it’s frosty
warm atlas
I am alive?
harsh vault
erm fwostie isn’t proper grammar it’s frosty
that not my name
it just a placeholder
so i dont care :3
quasi slate
tawdry salmon
that not my name
warm atlas
so i dont care :3
The comeback
toxic hawk
Did they just straight up disappear?
Yeah
oblique stream
firefox? real gaymers use librewolf
Librewolf is Firefox
Just like opera is chrome
toxic relic
i did mention theyre both mozilla based
prime wyvern
I want a Spiffo plushie that doesn't have any gear. Just a normal plushie as seen in the game. 
young kelp
I want a Spiffo plushie that doesn't have any gear. Just a normal plushie as see...
You ain't getting this one
prime wyvern
young kelp
pickled spiffo
warm atlas
<:spiffo:232169419617337345>
Im sure there is someone who has custom made one
warm atlas
You ain't getting this one
Trapped
prime wyvern
Time to browse the depths of Etsy.
gentle sequoia
etsy got me a grey pillbug plush 
hardy muralBOT
gentle sequoia
damn
warm atlas
etsy got me a grey pillbug plush <:drunk:721361533271146537>
Prime example then
young kelp
the hell is etsy
warm atlas
Place Where you can buy custom made stuff
toxic hawk
the hell is etsy
Itsy bitsy spider
young kelp
Place Where you can buy custom made stuff
custom made games when
toxic relic
https://tenor.com/view/rat-eats-mm-rat-aardman-gif-25764900
watch sing sing
toxic hawk
custom made games when
My dot team took a hit when my flagellant got taken out during the brigand boss
Raising heros is such a pain
young kelp
My dot team took a hit when my flagellant got taken out during the brigand boss
its always flag that dies in a dot team
the guy has the highest deathblow resist
and still dies in the first tap
neat moat
watch sing sing
sure
toxic relic
and yet i did and yet i am telling you to
tacit meadow
My dot team took a hit when my flagellant got taken out during the brigand boss
Are u on a first playthrough?
tacit meadow
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sing_Sing_(2023_film)
Is that the one where he eats 50 eggs?
toxic relic
but its not
neat moat
to break a man
tacit meadow
Shatter me fish
toxic relic
you can tell it takes a different approach cause the lighting treats them like humans
its soft
tacit meadow
Thank 🙂
tacit meadow
Hmm
neat moat
how accurate would you say the prison setting is
toxic relic
accurate how
neat moat
Realistic
tacit meadow
When i look it i see social distancing
toxic relic
realistic how?
toxic relic
idk what you mean
neat moat
nah its ok
toxic hawk
and still dies in the first tap
To be fair, the guy that lights the cannon managed a 14% dodge from my shield breaker. Everyone got into deaths door. The flag then took a crit from a cutthroat and died. I then so.ehow managed to complete the boss fight. My fault tbh, that boss fight wasn't made for dot
tacit meadow
Except the one dude lying on the floor. Thats a bald move to make in a room full of people ur trying not to be too close to
toxic hawk
Are u on a first playthrough?
Yeah
toxic hawk
Very
young kelp
yea the cannon
toxic hawk
I have 90 hours
young kelp
it is immune to dots
toxic hawk
Started 3 weeks ago
tacit meadow
Dope
young kelp
funny thing is that it can dodge hits
toxic hawk
funny thing is that it can dodge hits
Yeah it did lmao
young kelp
like you're not missing the hits
it fucking dodged
I swear there was an intial D gif of it somewhere in the net
tacit meadow
Do u have a favourite mercenary?
toxic hawk
I had an ascension yesterday fighting the sleeper. Bounty, highway and musketeer all hit co sécurisé crits for a total of 140 damage
toxic relic
nah its ok
it doesnt depict the daily brutalities that convicted people go through like abuse, violence, etc-but its in a world where thats real and you know they face it.
they focus on how it affects the people themselves, rather than the perspective being the imposers of violence being or the violence itself.
the focal point is their humanity, so to speak,
young kelp
Do u have a favourite mercenary?
my king the goat Leper
young kelp
toxic hawk
Do u have a favourite mercenary?
Either grave robber or highwayman
tacit meadow
I used to be all about arb, shes still my fave dmg dealer, but my more recent play through i decided to actually focus suport rather than getting lucky and hitting big.
And the i found houndmaster, my goat, my king
toxic relic
I think we need more prison media that does this
many of the actors were previously residents of sing sing prison
thats probably why its not dehumanised
toxic hawk
<:MenacingLeper:680576312158453819>
Leper will either crot for 60 or miss
toxic relic
devine eye, one of the main guys, plays himself for example
neat moat
shows that include who they are about tend to not be shit
toxic hawk
I used to be all about arb, shes still my fave dmg dealer, but my more recent pl...
100 dodge. Easy
tacit meadow
Permanent guard with insane dodge is crazy
neon bramble
and still dies in the first tap
wont stop degenrate gamblers from making deathblow builds
young kelp
I used to be all about arb, shes still my fave dmg dealer, but my more recent pl...
Houndmaster is just stupid good
his mark
not only does it have a very high chance to apply the debuff
toxic hawk
Musketeer with houndmastwr for crazy stress ear lmao
young kelp
it is for some reason a really high prot reduction
toxic hawk
it is for some reason a really high prot reduction
Higher than bounty lol
toxic relic
look at this man
tacit meadow
Ye, his marks awesome, his dmg dealings fine, i mostly just guard dog and mark with him tho, rarely bother getting a hit in
neon bramble
when enemies have 80% prot, thank you redhook
toxic hawk
I destroyed the collector who visited me 5 times yesterday
toxic relic
so well done
tacit meadow
Blackjacks decent. Viable stun
toxic hawk
when enemies have 80% prot, thank you redhook
The humble.plagie doctor
neon bramble
I dont remember which enemy has the highest raw prot
young kelp
that squidface
toxic hawk
I dont remember which enemy has the highest raw prot
Thing from stars
toxic relic
you just see the people, dealing with the mess that they were born into
tacit meadow
I dont remember which enemy has the highest raw prot
Crab?
toxic relic
young kelp
did the tree giant have prot?
tacit meadow
Technically a claptraps not a boss
toxic hawk
After playing dd1 I am absolutely going to pick up dd2 on sale next time
toxic hawk
Is it as fun ?
neon bramble
huh the stone shield dosen't have the highest prot
young kelp
once you finish a run, all your heroes reset unless you buy them a memory in which they will keep their traits/quirks
neon bramble
I was getting ready to call all ya'll pussies for not bringing this one up lmao
young kelp
Is it as fun ?
for me, very
tacit meadow
Ill probably buy dd2 if i see it on special, just incase i decide to play it, but iv always kinda seen dd1 as a finished concept. Less interested in 2
neon bramble
the resistances though
toxic hawk
Musketeer 4th
Hound 3rd
Occult 2nd
Bounty 1st. GG
young kelp
its just immune to everything else
lmao
dd2 story is more like fixing the rest of the problems
toxic hawk
I lost the ancestor trinket. The one looking like a gun
neon bramble
isnt that DD
young kelp
dd1 is about solving the main issue... kinda
dd2 is fixing everything else that happened
neon bramble
like, everything is the ancestor's fault wanna know why?
young kelp
he opened the gates!
toxic hawk
BTW. Now that I've listened to the guy talking in the intros... bro what the fuck was the ancestor doing
neon bramble
||he ewasn't the first though||
young kelp
he was high
neon bramble
god forbid men have hobbies
toxic hawk
Like literally everything happening is his fault
young kelp
BTW. Now that I've listened to the guy talking in the intros... bro what the fuc...
you should listen to everything he says during boss fight loading scenes
toxic hawk
He bored so he unleashed cuthulu ??? Tf
young kelp
a bit of lore here and there and you can also learn his hobbies
neon bramble
everything is his fault because he went out of his way to choose the most psychotic way to handle problems
young kelp
like hiring a witch
neon bramble
the last part is very important lmao
young kelp
and then leaving her in the weald after he was finished
toxic hawk
Also about the trinket. The ancestors portrait. Why is he a squid
young kelp
Also about the trinket. The ancestors portrait. Why is he a squid
can't really say
its a spoiler
oblique stream
He bored so he unleashed cuthulu ??? Tf
Happens
young kelp
wait you did finish a darkest dungeon level right?
toxic hawk
Also is it true he just, writes the letter in the intro and just eats a bullet ?
toxic hawk
wait you did finish a darkest dungeon level right?
Yeah the first
young kelp
have you payed attention to your hero roster
oblique stream
He bored so he unleashed cuthulu ??? Tf
Dont tell me you wouldn't do that if you were bored 
floral fiber
Yeah the first
toxic hawk
have you payed attention to your hero roster
My people turn into meat sludge for a split second sometimes
tacit meadow
I only paid a little attention to the games story, what made me fall in love with the game was the relatively limited access to lore that u get given (up to the final mission where the thing happens and it ruins all my head canoning)
I went full autism on my first playthrough, i was dreaming about the world, and spending most of my days thinking about it. My headcanon is my true canon for most of the game which is why when i play the game i just dont complete it. Get the boss to 1 hp then delete the save
young kelp
My people turn into meat sludge for a split second sometimes
it gets worse the more quest you finish
toxic hawk
it gets worse the more quest you finish
Oh...
neon bramble
yes
toxic hawk
Goddamn. Also the dude just
Hired mercenaries to massacre the local population ??
young kelp
until like after hundreds of hours
neon bramble
I dont remember if he pops in your head like a ghost or you're just reading his notes
toxic hawk
"The population was.culled to a more,.reasonable amount"
tacit meadow
I realised today
neon bramble
Goddamn. Also the dude just
Hired mercenaries to massacre the local population ...
he went out of his way to solve problems a psychotic way, like every time
no exception
young kelp
I dont remember if he pops in your head like a ghost or you're just reading his ...
most likely just notes for loading screens and what not
neon bramble
hell, the fucking miller is him just having a laugh
toxic hawk
Explain to me what fucking problem do thr swine people solve
toxic hawk
hell, the fucking miller is him just having a laugh
He stole his land
heavy ivy
BTW. Now that I've listened to the guy talking in the intros... bro what the fuc...
You remember our house. opulent and imperial
young kelp
hell, the fucking miller is him just having a laugh
he did it for the memes lmao
like the guy had no proper reason
he didn't even properly use the shards
neon bramble
I dont think that warrants releasing an incomprehensible horror on the man
toxic hawk
You remember our house. opulent and imperial
Dude got tired of drugs and sex and decided to fuck everyone up
neon bramble
yeah uh wait till you do crimson court
toxic hawk
yeah uh wait till you do crimson court
Oh yeah now that the game is easy I'll enable that
tacit meadow
The swine are demons from what i understand. His failed attempts at summoning a being into a corpse. At least that what i understood of the incholate flesh
neon bramble
yes
heavy ivy
Dude got tired of drugs and sex and decided to fuck everyone up
i doubt he intended to unleash the horrors (not considering the crimson court dlc) but that kinda just happens with this kind of shit
toxic hawk
i doubt he intended to unleash the horrors (not considering the crimson court dl...
He's a dunbass then and everyone paid the price. Except him because he took the cowards way out
tacit meadow
I dont believe him
neon bramble
he wanted it, he just didnt care to learn the depths of what he's unleashing
young kelp
i doubt he intended to unleash the horrors (not considering the crimson court dl...
he didn't expect the horrors for sure
but he didn't stop either
guy wanted more
toxic hawk
I need to use my crusader more. Wonder if he goes well with a vestal.
Holy people or smth
tacit meadow
Vestels such a clunky class
young kelp
I need to use my crusader more. Wonder if he goes well with a vestal.
he goes well with Grave and Shield
a dancing team
toxic hawk
he goes well with Grave and Shield
Oh yeah dance team
neon bramble
cant make up her mind if she wants to be a frontliner or not
toxic hawk
Nice I'll be doing thay
tacit meadow
Im... im pretty sure she doesnt wanna be a fronliner
heavy ivy
he didn't expect the horrors for sure
yeah, like he obviously knew this was profane darkness but his arrogance, ignorance and greed did him in
also a touch of madness
neon bramble
aint she a chunky class
tacit meadow
O wait shes got trinkets for pos 2 healing tho
neon bramble
ye
young kelp
ye
neon bramble
and her mace bash aint terrible
tacit meadow
Ye, i dont like vestel mucb
neon bramble
but I think that's just a better contingency
toxic hawk
Grave in 4 vestal 3 crusader 2 and shield 1
neon bramble
vestal is confused an a bit of a noob trap
tacit meadow
Comfort sucks, grace is good but her stuns so bad that grace becomes litterally her only job
young kelp
a heal bot
neon bramble
aint her stun normal chance
tacit meadow
Grace and tbe self steal
tacit meadow
aint her stun normal chance
Ye, but normal in a bad way
neon bramble
or does she lack stun chance trinkets
toxic hawk
or does she lack stun chance trinkets
She does
young kelp
she has some iirc but weakens her other areas
tacit meadow
All tje classes with a already better stun also have stun chance trinkets
toxic hawk
Occultist stunning a 115 stunning resist
tacit meadow
Ye then theres occultist
neon bramble
I cant remember what trinkets vestal has fuck
toxic hawk
PD doing the same to both backrows lmao
toxic hawk
I cant remember what trinkets vestal has fuck
A scroll, another scroll and a cup
Chalice *
toxic hawk
Lmao
tacit meadow
Her blue scrolls okay. Sacred scroll is abysmal tho
toxic hawk
I love occult stun into finish them off combo
tacit meadow
33% healing, less chance to stun, less dmg
toxic hawk
I wish highway had a mark bro
young kelp
and then there's BH that just dropkicks you back
BH's strongest moves
finger poiting
and fist
neon bramble
points at you, menacingly
tacit meadow
Isnt his mark kinda mid?
neon bramble
its cool tho
young kelp
its mid here ye, but its cool
neon bramble
like he looks really cool doing it
tacit meadow
It doesnt even have a debuff does it?
young kelp
prot red
heavy ivy
dismas dealing crit 113 on deaths door while virtuitous point blank every turn from dancing with another party member
young kelp
less than HM's tho
tacit meadow
O true, ye fair
young kelp
I think it also buffs his speed?
neon bramble
how long is HM's prot debuff
tacit meadow
Thats a nerf tho
toxic hawk
finger poiting
Points at you
You're now more likely to die
neon bramble
Points at you
You're now more likely to die
I like to think he's hyping himself up before he kills you
tacit meadow
I dont want my units getting combat speed. I usually have there speed organised in town in a way that helps them reach the turn order i want them to
tacit meadow
Dmg dealer going first is bad
toxic hawk
I like to think he's hyping himself up before he kills you
Hits a crit
snort
young kelp
cause his mark is better (by 10% and 1 round more)
tacit meadow
Hits a crit
*snort*
His a real chatter that guy
young kelp
and Bounty has like 90% damage buff against marked enemies
so its best his turn is either used to quickly kill something within reached or stun
tacit meadow
With such quips as
"Snort"
And
"..."
toxic hawk
I was laughing my ass off using dot team against the flesh boss
young kelp
neon bramble
technically there's utility in him going first for the flashbang/move but he does the big number way better
and usually the main reason you bring him
young kelp
I was laughing my ass off using dot team against the flesh boss
the flesh just dies if you do like double hounds harry team
so much bleed each turn
tacit meadow
Both the warrens bosses are such jokes lol
heavy ivy
With such quips as
"Snort"
And
"..."
a decisive blow
young kelp
Wilbur is a lot more threatening than the big guy
tacit meadow
a decisive blow
Thats the anscestor not bounty hunter
neon bramble
I dont know there's a subreddit dedicated to the lil squealing guy
young kelp
I've lost more heroes to wilbur than the king
tacit meadow
How?
neon bramble
redhook probably laughs every time someone cries about wilbur
heavy ivy
Thats the anscestor not bounty hunter
yes and you will hear it many more times
tacit meadow
Why are u at deaths door against the prince tho
young kelp
unlucky crit
tacit meadow
😦
young kelp
I don't usually heal during the last few turns of the boss fight so thats also a reason
tacit meadow
My most recent play through i vsed the brigand, and couldnt really remember how it goes
I though he calls reinforcements every couple turns, not litterally every turn, so i only had arby for dmg
So i got stuck shooting the matchstick every turn while taking more chip dmg then i could heal
Eventually i realised my only option was to simply race the canons hp down, and pray upon some misses from kaboom
1 guy lived, and he was also on deaths door, and had survived 3 checks
young kelp
there's also a random chad in a team