general_chat

[harsh vault]

hai chat!

[craggy fiber]

SyntaxError

I'm not going to lie, I think the only thing I could talk about in this game is killing zeds

[vital marten]

Lore is fun to talk about, strategy, whatever else comes to mind about the game really

Say, if you haven’t poked your head in #knoxevent, you really should. Good lore in there if that’s your thing

[tender igloo]

everyone starts somewhere

i think the first message i sent here was "lol" lol

because i wanted to gauge how the community is before

[lament lagoon]

Hola !

[craggy fiber]

lol

[fickle lava]

I probably said something stupid

[craggy fiber]

well, when do you guys think b42 will be released? in non-beta format like now

[fickle lava]

Not soon enough

[craggy fiber]

not even close?

danmit

[arctic sundial]

i have a feeling it will be next winter

january/february maybe

[craggy fiber]

will it come with MP included?

[arctic sundial]

maybe

i'm not a dev tho

so take that with a grain of salt

[craggy fiber]

that would be great

[craggy fiber]

it gives me hope anyway, I don't follow updates much

[young kelp]

MP will be planned after stable

is my guess

[craggy fiber]

that makes a lot of sense

[arctic sundial]

also i'm pretty new to zomboid (bought it in march) so idk how long a full update usually takes

[young kelp]

its gonna be a long wait

[craggy fiber]

they usually update it every month

[scarlet coyote]

I just got the game can someone teach me

[young kelp]

thats mini update

mostly bug fixes and what not

actual build update takes years

I think B40 -> B41 took 4 years?

[craggy fiber]

WASD, rightclick to combat position, leftclick to atack

you're welcome my fren 🫡

[arctic sundial]

if you get bitten, press Q to take the antidote

also if you find a shotgun fire it at the next zed you see

[craggy fiber]

Listen to him carefuly, the other zeds will run in the opposite direction

[arctic sundial]

one last thing, if you hear a helicopter, it's there to save you, so run outside and try to get its attention

[craggy fiber]

they are afraid of bullets

[chrome jetty]

kapow

[craggy fiber]

No jokes, just have fun, try out all the mechanics, and don't worry about taking care of your character for at least the first 300 hours of the game

You will die many times, don't get stress, that's what the game is about (no joke)

[dawn jewel]

First 300?

[craggy fiber]

that's my advice, some recommend more...

[dawn jewel]

I’m not even to 200

[fickle lava]

Be me and have no consequences for your actions

[dawn jewel]

I am novice beyond novice

[dawn jewel]

YES

I play deaf person all the time

Deaf and thin skinned

But mega strong and mega stamina

[craggy fiber]

that's the real horror experience

[dawn jewel]

Everyone always says deaf sucks

But its so free

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/awoo-gif-22272982

[dawn jewel]

You just have to play like a tweaker

[fickle lava]

Oh I just reload lmao

[dawn jewel]

RAA RAAAAA

[craggy fiber]

bro, you can't hear anything

[arctic sundial]

the only reason i don't wanna do deaf is cause what if i set off a house alarm and i don't realize til all of rosewood is trying to take a bite out of my neck

[fickle lava]

Although I think i might use the diary next time

[craggy fiber]

even the helicopter event

[neat moat]

as a newb, probably stop using deaf

[dawn jewel]

I dont know how to identify the helicopter event

[neat moat]

already you said you have been caught off guard

[dawn jewel]

95% of my gameplay is deaf

[neat moat]

my point exactly

[neat moat]

im going to shoot your apple

[dawn jewel]

I just set off alarms and let everyone else panic

So it indicates to me i should probably panic

Not as a troll

Its bc im looting

[arctic sundial]

yeah but that only really works in mp

[dawn jewel]

And i dont hear the alarm

[arctic sundial]

i mainly do singleplayer

[dawn jewel]

WTF

ORNG

[craggy fiber]

I can even forgive you for being hard of hearing

[neat moat]

a 🅱️ 🅱️ l e

[dawn jewel]

Okay this is fair, i dont usually play single player

I be a liability in mp

LOL

[craggy fiber]

but deaf???

[dawn jewel]

DEAF

and thin skinned

[neat moat]

merry is deaf irl

and very thin skin irl too

[dawn jewel]

My main three are deaf, strong, athletic

[neat moat]

she isnt either of those irl

[craggy fiber]

that would make sense

[dawn jewel]

WHAT

[arctic sundial]

i don't really like taking strength/fitness traits cause it kinda makes the game feel too easy for me

[dawn jewel]

Fair, i take it bc i dont really know how to fight hordes just yet

And i only use melee weapons

[arctic sundial]

understandable

[dawn jewel]

I like long blunt its safer for me

[neat moat]

meery

[dawn jewel]

My computer runs on corn and apples

[neat moat]

merry

use spears

[dawn jewel]

So fps no bueno

SPEAR

[neat moat]

try spears out

[dawn jewel]

can i throw spear

I like axe

[neat moat]

not yet no

[craggy fiber]

I like to use Fear of Blood, conspicuous, clumsy, cowardly, slow healer, and smoker

[dawn jewel]

I one shot w axe

I hate smoker

[neat moat]

axe and spears are good, try using spears since ur a newb

[dawn jewel]

Makes my character depressed

[neat moat]

just keep in mind youll have to replace them a lot

[dawn jewel]

U want me to die

[neat moat]

just get carpentry to lv. 3 (O think) and just max ur maintenance skill

[neat moat]

im being genuine

its a very good weapon

[dawn jewel]

OH

YOU’RE RIGHT

IT UPS MY MAINTENANCE

[arctic sundial]

one kinda annoying thing about spears is the instakill animation makes your character freeze in place for a bit

[dawn jewel]

good job fish

[craggy fiber]

i don't usually smoke, I let my character get depressed

[neat moat]

lv. 3 carprenty gets it to mad durability when you make it and maintenance reduces the damage chance

[dawn jewel]

That is no bueno for me

I will die

[dawn jewel]

NOO i hate the moodles

[craggy fiber]

I hate spears

[dawn jewel]

Less bad moodles the better

[arctic sundial]

so its ok for taking out a few zeds but for big groups i don't recommend it

[craggy fiber]

I love AXES

[dawn jewel]

Then i win and everything will be a OK

[neat moat]

if you wanna grind maintenance use a crowbar first maybe. Yeah I kinda contradicted myself but only use crowbard for a bit till you have like 2-3 maintenance before going over to spear

[dawn jewel]

Axes are so easy

[craggy fiber]

the lumberjack profession es muy buena!

[dawn jewel]

What is best long blunt for it

In a world thats not multihit

[neat moat]

what build you play?

[dawn jewel]

Bc multihit, i get why people don’t always want it bc they want challenge

[neat moat]

crowbar dummy

[dawn jewel]

I play 41

I dont do 42 bc it has no mp

[neat moat]

Crowbar

[dawn jewel]

Probably wont even come out for a couple years either

[dawn jewel]

Ohg

OKEY

[arctic sundial]

yeah crowbar is def the best long blunt

[neat moat]

negative Nancy

[craggy fiber]

agree

[dawn jewel]

CROWBAR

[neat moat]

you can also spear fish with the spear

its op in b41

[dawn jewel]

It would be cool but from my understanding, build 42 is fucking

Large

[fickle lava]

They've gotten slightly better but yeah I think most folks prefer the old ones

[dawn jewel]

L a r g e

[fickle lava]

Thankfully plenty of mods for that

[dawn jewel]

I remember first talking abt it 3 years ago

[craggy fiber]

it's quite tiring to play with crowbar anyways

[neat moat]

large how?

[craggy fiber]

Using it so much made me hate its sound

[arctic sundial]

what year do you guys think the full game will be released

[neat moat]

yeah only use crowbar to train your maintenence skill

switch to spear

[fickle lava]

2050

[dawn jewel]

Isnt there a lot of changes like fatigue, DARKNESS, animals etc

[fickle lava]

Oh the update

[arctic sundial]

i'm thinking 2037 maybe

[fickle lava]

Yeah its massive

[dawn jewel]

I have a solution for you

[fickle lava]

New towns

[dawn jewel]

That will earn u 12 pts

[neat moat]

theyre good imo

[craggy fiber]

NO DEAF

[neat moat]

merry

get like

[dawn jewel]

Not excited abt the muscle fatigue or darkness bc the games already hard to me but definitely great, realistic additions

[neat moat]

600hrs before playing deaf exclusive

[dawn jewel]

DEAF

[neat moat]

its cus ur a bebe player

[dawn jewel]

I can’t hear u i’m deaf

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/boogerbear-pat-pat-cute-petting-bear-gif-9411504169951505812

[dawn jewel]

Therefore i can’t take ur advice

[neat moat]

"I cant hear you"
is reading

[craggy fiber]

I played with deaf a single run

[arctic sundial]

my current character has hard of hearing and i've been playing with him so long that i genuinely forgot what its like to have good hearing in this game lol

[dawn jewel]

I CANT HEAR U

[young kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/murder-drones-cyn-gif-15037292224759176448

[neat moat]

Im going to eat all your food

[dawn jewel]

Wtf how many hours u play

[neat moat]

and your apple

[dawn jewel]

U need more hours dead

[craggy fiber]

sound at 200% = hearing well

[dawn jewel]

Deaf

It’s a humbling experience

[craggy fiber]

like 2400 hours

[dawn jewel]

LOL

[dawn jewel]

WHAT

U need like atleast 300 hours of deaf

[neat moat]

light work no reaction

[lament lagoon]

you gotta have big balls to play Deaf..that was my first ever playthrough lol

[dawn jewel]

My balls are humungaloid

[neat moat]

mods can we ban merry for disinformation

[dawn jewel]

I just play it like this: if i cant open it, probably set off an alarm wake away

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/itachi-uchiha-gif-12812397904399721686

[dawn jewel]

Walk away*

[craggy fiber]

I played like 60, and it was worse than playing Outlast, because my game had runners.

[dawn jewel]

WHAT

[dawn jewel]

Okay yknow what i did have lightwork pz

Dealing with sprinters stresses me out deaf

[neat moat]

Oh right you cant hear me

[lament lagoon]

I actually loved the expreince..now the game is so much easier w out deaf lol

experience *

[lament lagoon]

Head constantly on a swivel , shit is so real..i can def relate to everything youre saying right now xD

[craggy fiber]

you need to be very focused to play with deaf, stresses a lot

[lament lagoon]

its a fact

[craggy fiber]

pass, i dont wana go bald before i'm 30

[lament lagoon]

im already there xD

[dawn jewel]

OH NO

is what i would say if i could hear u

[neat moat]

do you know asl?

[dawn jewel]

RIGHT? I still play deaf because i feel like it sharpens my senses

The problem is i have no crowd control

[chrome jetty]

Deaf is a shit trait

[dawn jewel]

I can kite

But i can’t do anything else

LOL

[dawn jewel]

LOL i always play tweaking

[lament lagoon]

The game has sound cues..which let you know when zombies are close..but as a deaf player..you only have so much time to react..and dont get distracted..its not a shit trait if you love a challenge .. lol

[dawn jewel]

The most times i died before was bc my framerate dropped and got bit midst my comp overheating, the bathroom sneak ups, or cause i sat down to read and my friends failed to tell me that my person was dying from zom

[dim cloak]

the song from my nightmares, when i used to play this game
https://youtu.be/hv0aF7xlidE?si=Pv03LAVf-8i-UOqO

[dawn jewel]

Bc i’d read a book, then look at something else on my computer

[twin bear]

What?! I didn't hear you

[dawn jewel]

Hell na

[dawn jewel]

WHAT

[neat moat]

💀

[craggy fiber]

try to play with illiterate

[chrome jetty]

merry u hopping on

[dawn jewel]

I die kekaks

[dawn jewel]

NO I LIKE READING BOOK FOR MULTIPLIER

[dawn jewel]

YES one second

[lament lagoon]

I remember i was at a gas station refueling , in a safe zone but didnt know an even was goin on , and a zed nearly made me shit my panties , i turned to him , to see many more , I lived to tell the story lol

[upbeat spear]

arguably the worst trait

it sucks ass

[chrome jetty]

deaf is worse

[craggy fiber]

you're gonna spend 90 hours trying to level up a skill

[lament lagoon]

event*

[craggy fiber]

agree

[lament lagoon]

If you got real skills..you dont worry about it XD

[dawn jewel]

ERROR ALIVE

[upbeat spear]

nah thats atealst playable, just be careful

[chrome jetty]

@upbeat spear hop on zomboid

[dawn jewel]

play zomboid w us

[upbeat spear]

like rn?

[chrome jetty]

ye

[craggy fiber]

BE CAREFUL???

[chrome jetty]

me an merry just started

had an alarm off of spawn

[upbeat spear]

bet

[chrome jetty]

ill create a gc

[dim cloak]

can i join

[craggy fiber]

Dude, if you're sleeping you can't tell if you have a Zed next to you

[dawn jewel]

LOL you’re just minding your business then you get solicited by zom

[arctic sundial]

can i join too

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/briti-gif-26197327

[burnt kite]

Can I also hop on

[dawn jewel]

I LOVE BOOK

LOS LIBROS

[lament lagoon]

I now have keen hearing..idk if that makes a difference when sleeping..but I had a zed jump through a window while i was sleeping and i heard it , so idk .

[dim cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/adeus-volte-sempre-gif-13566867734332124302

ignored once again.

[neat moat]

ok globglogabgalab

[craggy fiber]

You're crazy lil Chigga

[twin bear]

Racist

Ban

[dawn jewel]

OMG

[arctic sundial]

the shwabble dabble glibble glabble shwibba shwab dab

[dawn jewel]

THATS CRAZY

[burnt kite]

Wobbly wiggly wobbly wiggly hoooooo ouououaaaaaaaaaaa aurgh

[dawn jewel]

Wobble wobble

[burnt kite]

Gobble gobble

[craggy fiber]

white profile, my burned retinas

[dawn jewel]

[neat moat]

merry

[dawn jewel]

IM GETTING SHAMED

[neat moat]

its very offensive showing off your nitro powers

check your privileges

[dawn jewel]

Ok i check my privilege

I have privilege of using emote

[neat moat]

yes

[dawn jewel]

HAHAHA

[neat moat]

smh

im canceling you

[dim cloak]

[neat moat]

im krilling you all

[craggy fiber]

I still can't send stickers or gifs, how many messages do I have to send?

[dim cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/shrimp-attack-magic-krill-cursed-gif-10775215166482771225

[neat moat]

a lot

[craggy fiber]

oh no bro

[twin bear]

Rank 10

Is crazy

[dawn jewel]

RARAAA

[craggy fiber]

well, I tried

[burnt kite]

augh

[craggy fiber]

I guess I'll follow the thread and join the talks

[dim cloak]

at least 10k seems to be the sweet spot

[craggy fiber]

maybe

[craggy fiber]

10 what

[dim cloak]

i'm serious

that's the estimate

[craggy fiber]

:_

[dim cloak]

from a previous discussion about this

[dim cloak]

for example

[craggy fiber]

So, I need to write Quijote de la Mancha separately to be able to send a simple gif?

[arctic sundial]

literally 1984

[twin bear]

There is a cap

[craggy fiber]

that's kinda cruel

[twin bear]

It's not long

[dim cloak]

or just yap like once a day for an hour a day, that's what i did

[burnt kite]

Добро пожаловать на сервер безумные арбузы

[twin bear]

Same

Except I lurked

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-no-no-embed-megamind-megamind-meme-gif-25261934

[arctic sundial]

i just don't know what to talk about most of the time so idk how i'll get to 10k words

or messages

[onyx igloo]

chat do you like cannoli

[arctic sundial]

never tried it before

[dim cloak]

just... talk. you can talk to yourself if you want

[craggy fiber]

how was your day?

[arctic sundial]

it was alright

[dim cloak]

or just post about your day

[arctic sundial]

like a 7 or 8/10

[craggy fiber]

7 compared to what?

[dim cloak]

more good than alright at that scale imo

[arctic sundial]

actually more like a 7

[dim cloak]

7/?

[arctic sundial]

out of 10

[craggy fiber]

7

what a wonderful number

[arctic sundial]

i always liked the number 7

[craggy fiber]

me too

[twin bear]

https://tenor.com/view/itstommylove-tommylove-tommy-stalker-stalker-shadow-of-chernobyl-gif-3287512186578866085

[arctic sundial]

probably my favorite number actually

[craggy fiber]

but i'm more of a team number 8 person

[dim cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/soul-eater-death-the-kid-symmetry-stare-destroy-gif-16460248

[arctic sundial]

9 is also pretty good

a close second for me

[dim cloak]

even tho i loved math as a kid, i don't think i have a favorite number

[craggy fiber]

soul eater, I saw it a few years ago. I don't remember what it was about anymore

was it about weapons that were people? something like that I think

[dim cloak]

now that i'm trying to remember... same. something about maddness, that's all i remember

[arctic sundial]

before like grade 5 i found math kinda boring but one day after i finally understood how long division worked after days of trying i suddenly loved math

but now i think i'm slowly going back to hating it

[dim cloak]

pre-calc will kick you back into disliking, if not hating ,it

[arctic sundial]

yeah

i finished grade 10 a month ago and i barely remember what math we learned

[craggy fiber]

Thanks to my teachers who taught me the Pythagorean formula, I progressed in life.

I hate you so much Bhaskara

[twin bear]

[craggy fiber]

Well, that's all for today. I'll keep trying tomorrow

[boreal saddle]

@cold walrus WHY BAN

i fix my mic

[cold walrus]

beacuse of the sounds you played into your mic

[dawn jewel]

DEATH THE KID

[thin wedge]

damn vro call him trash

[young kelp]

God I hate this frog, her mechanic is neat, yes, but in a game where its already heavily reliant on RNG on what items you can get, her mechanic just increases the reliant on her RNG a lot more, thank god the old rat gave me a permanent damage source when I asked for an item set

[neat moat]

btw off topic, semi serious question, has anyone here ever cooked on an electric stove before?

[young kelp]

without that permanent damage source, I don't think I could beat the boss

her whole kit is just

[raw rock]

Yes

Why?

[dim cloak]

i have years ago

[young kelp]

induction one?

I tried it, not very often tho

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/tanya-degurechaff-tanya-the-evil-isekai-quartet-youjo-senki-gif-24933539

[arctic sundial]

i have

[young kelp]

last I heard only things that are meant to work on an induction stove burns hot and anything else won't burn

but I ain't trusting that

[neat moat]

How much different is it from a gas stove? Im moving into a place soon ish and they have an electric stove. Never used one in my life ever and I heard they were difficult

[rain mango]

<@&671452400221159444>

[raw rock]

Hi cake I missed you so much during my timeout

[rain mango]

the plungers are acting up again

[young kelp]

huh

oh PZ chat

[raw rock]

You just turn it on.

[neat moat]

I heard it burns hot...

.-.

[young kelp]

it does

[neat moat]

And its slow, and inconsistent

[raw rock]

Mine isn't

[young kelp]

did you press the right setting?

[nimble hare]

hi

[raw rock]

Yea it's pretty easy

[young kelp]

the one we used has like different cooking options

[lilac quarry]

In what way

Hmmm

[young kelp]

which automatically sets how hot it burns

[lilac quarry]

[raw rock]

Or you just have dials

And you gauge how hot it is

[neat moat]

I am not infront of it, I just was asking for some pointers. Like if I want medium heat should I go colder usually?

[raw rock]

Oh, it depends on the stove

[dim cloak]

my friend was hacked. for the 5TH FUCKING TIME IN A ROW

[rain mango]

a

[dim cloak]

he gets hacked like once a month.

[neat moat]

cake is creating alts so they can get banned and look good for the mods

[raw rock]

Some can get r3ally really hot and others are just normal stoves

[raw rock]

I wouldn't even be suprisee

🥀

[neat moat]

never trust they cake

[dim cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/sigma-basado-g-esqueleto-gif-15836989858616789549

[neat moat]

they simp for a war criminal

[thin wedge]

real

[neat moat]

We know your tricks

[raw rock]

She Simps for a war criminal?

Who?

[young kelp]

at this point your friend is pretending to be hacked

[neat moat]

I was joking

[arctic sundial]

i got kfc

[neat moat]

but they do like an evil character

[young kelp]

our kfc has the weirdest menu

caramel fried chicken

like fried chicken with caramel sauce

[thin wedge]

Typical american cuisine

[arctic sundial]

lowkey that sounds good

[young kelp]

its not even american

I'm no in america

[thin wedge]

then why is kfc

[young kelp]

it is good... For like the first few bites

[thin wedge]

american slop thats what

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/murder-drones-serial-designation-n-cute-shy-nervous-gif-27007877

[young kelp]

afterwards its just

disgusting

[thin wedge]

just like root beer

[arctic sundial]

yeah i can see that

[young kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/cyn-murder-drones-meme-gif-3503328368021696082

I saw people that ordered the meal

and saw their plates

with like half eaten of the stuff

majority of the plates there that day lmao

[arctic sundial]

what country is it btw

[dawn jewel]

round the world around the worldd

[young kelp]

Philippines

[arctic sundial]

oh cool

[young kelp]

Pee is stored in the balls

[neat moat]

write new material vro

[dawn jewel]

Around the world around the worlddd

[neat moat]

merry is stored in the poo

[dawn jewel]

So when it swells u know theres a lot of pee

[dawn jewel]

U

POO SMFISH

[neat moat]

no Im stored in the bowl

tupid

[dawn jewel]

U STOOPID

Around the world around the worldd

[neat moat]

stinky

[dawn jewel]

Thats been repeating in my head

Rhis whole time

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-gif-16222180742025017592

[dawn jewel]

🌍

[thin wedge]

start diggin twin

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-smashbros-supersmashbros-steve-neighborskid-gif-19952833

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/holes-zero-you-got-to-dig-them-holes-dig-digging-gif-12780548333918967587

[dawn jewel]

DIG IN YO BUTT TWINJ

[neat moat]

can we dig into marrys skull

whatever lies in there must be studied

[thin wedge]

we diggin in @loud pumice butt

[neat moat]

leave the furry alone

:[

[thin wedge]

soon

[neat moat]

jole x uppy fanfic when

whos gonna have the baby :steamhappy:

[dawn jewel]

AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLDD

[neat moat]

merry were your Mormon by any chance

[dawn jewel]

Never

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/pokemon-pikachu-apple-snack-fruit-gif-16632337

[arctic sundial]

bro gonna get cyanide poisoning from them apple seeds

[neat moat]

impossible

youd have to eat a lethal amount of apples before you die of cyanide

[burnt kite]

Why is bro moving like

https://tenor.com/view/zeruel-evangelion-eva01-gif-25171650

[heavy ivy]

its like dying of radiation poisoning from bananas

[thin wedge]

eager to dig

[heavy ivy]

you would have many other problems at that point

[thin wedge]

dig in yo butt

[neat moat]

you're scaring Riley away

:[

[burnt kite]

I want you to make me a KRABBY PATTY

Deep doop doobilly deeb deeb doop

Start diggin in yo butt twin

[thin wedge]

mister krabsss start diggin in yo butt twin

[arctic sundial]

what has this chat devolved into

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/sdiybt-spongebob-spongebob-meme-spongebob-mocking-rottedskullz-gif-18139964051835477242

sdiybt duh

[arctic sundial]

it means this

[thin wedge]

if you ain't sdiybt then you need to sybau

[plush cobalt]

I firmly believe that sdiybt is an intentionally obscure initialism intended by whoever coined it to poke fun at newer ones (such as sybau)

[plush cobalt]

Of course, older acronyms were as obscure but could at least be more easily determined from the context in which they appeared

Anyway that's my thoughts on sdiybt

[rain mango]

just played my first match today and instantly got an entire squad of cheaters

actual aimbot and teleporting

[burnt kite]

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/sdiybt-start-digging-in-yo-butt-twin

[rain mango]

guy teleported behind me from across the map and shot my head with a shotgun

[plush cobalt]

I know of the original meme, I'm referring to the acronym

Agreed

[burnt kite]

Okay yeah that makes sense

I keep having problems with comprehending text on first try

[plush cobalt]

It happens

[arctic sundial]

shotgun? yeah, thats what people tend to do with them

[neon bramble]

https://youtu.be/CzhULpxvWYg

[burnt kite]

I am going FUCKING INSANE

I HEAR BIKES EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY AND NIGHT

VROOM VROOM VROOM VROOM

SHUT THE FUCK UP

And guess what

THERE IS A BIKERS MEETUP HALF A MILE A WAY FROM ME

I LIVE NEXT TO A ROAD

END MY MISERY

[arctic sundial]

dang

i live next to a train track

[frail totem]

hey im trying to get back into the game does anyone wanna tag along?

[arctic sundial]

sometimes i'd be trying to do an essay or something and i'm finally starting to make progress but then the train comes by and completely fucks me up

[plush cobalt]

#1019737819981283459 #1019725562337579028

[last spoke]

I can eat soooo many bananas without experiencing problems

[onyx igloo]

me after eating a million bananas and dying of radiation poisoning

[hexed vine]

Is it a known bug that forging two steel quarter bars yields half an iron bar?

[neat moat]

ask in #pz_b42_chat

[neat moat]

Omar omar on the wall

how does to feel to be crucified?

👁 👁

[ivory grail]

https://tenor.com/view/uni-cat-gif-16508948274886257497

are we hanging people up now?

[burnt kite]

THE SAME CUNTS ARE GOING FOR A FOURTH ROUND

[neat moat]

Crucifying ≠ hanging

[ivory grail]

oh when are we hanging

[burnt kite]

Crucihanging

[ivory grail]

when are the public execution

[neat moat]

Next Monday

[ivory grail]

i'm not a furry so I'm not in with teh caesar legion

[neat moat]

yes you are

[burnt kite]

I side wit legion for the men in skirts and loot boxes

[ivory grail]

nuh uh

[neat moat]

ya huh

[ivory grail]

I don't side for ummm reasons

https://tenor.com/view/dark-meme-gif-8854417055736431856

[plush cobalt]

Arm hurty

[ivory grail]

my fav thing is doing everything to piss them off just for them to say come on just like destory the robots undre us like bro I haven't listen to you at this point why would I now?

[neat moat]

ok let me just

[graceful belfry]

ts tuff mango

[neat moat]

jam this spear under your rib omar

[dawn jewel]

Where yo clothes at

[neat moat]

on my boday

[dawn jewel]

Bodae

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/bh187-austin-powers-fat-bastard-dead-sexy-bobs-gif-19285638

[dim cloak]

that is very easily a bannable offence...

bye ghoti

[burnt kite]

Git in mah bellay

[graceful belfry]

so cute....

[hexed vine]

Thank you.

[fair yacht]

@chrome jetty yeee we unlocked the MA5B

[chrome jetty]

Is that the rocket launcher?

[fair yacht]

.........

MA5B is the UNSC standard issue AR

[graceful belfry]

boahhhh what u using that ar on

[fair yacht]

UNSC lmao

[graceful belfry]

too powerful OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!

[fair yacht]

playing as insurrectionists

we vibe

[neat moat]

sporfo have you been playing with jdod?

[graceful belfry]

least modded arma

[fair yacht]

SP and with my bf

[neat moat]

sp?

whos sp

[fair yacht]

single player antistasi

[neat moat]

I see

[fair yacht]

nah i got some mods

[neat moat]

that was the joke sporfo

[fair yacht]

:C

[graceful belfry]

ahahahha

right over le head

[ivory grail]

who head

where am I?

[graceful belfry]

head?

[ivory grail]

who am I

[graceful belfry]

😫

[fair yacht]

@chrome jetty sadly my bf wont play OPTRE antistasi with me

so im just playing it solo

[ivory grail]

why do I have this terrible power over men

https://tenor.com/view/kitten-cat-screaming-trauma-pain-gif-15672155025015272022

[wild condor]

?

[neat moat]

wdym

[graceful belfry]

so basically

[ivory grail]

Idk :D

https://tenor.com/view/wee-car-garn47-car-carr-garn47-gif-10022114688470871016

[rose kestrel]

i am helping the opposition, giving them weapons rn

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/car-garn47-47-cat-game-gif-18225718487563422536

[ivory grail]

Yeah that me i'm approaching do not resist

[rose kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/shooting-a-machine-gun-vanguard-firing-a-machine-gun-intense-gunfire-open-fire-gif-20295147

[ivory grail]

https://tenor.com/view/gifsmatsmts707-gif-18449695

Please do not resist you are being saved

[rose kestrel]

you got my helium and Cpap mask, my pharmacist hero

[ivory grail]

nah

we got that on backlog we do have mustard gas though

[summer canyon]

do you need to put a roof above a generator for it to be safe

[polar frigate]

Hello chat

[ivory grail]

after you sent that my game fps dropped to 2 frames what dark magic do you have?

[rose kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/evil-smile-gif-1974600105454603239

[ivory grail]

no it actually need to be outside otherwise you be breathing the fume

[languid flint]

HI

[polar kernel]

im making chicken

[rose kestrel]

chat

[idle spindle]

Scammer detected

[bronze meteor]

hello discord! whos ready to play some project zomboid my zombiodians

[polar frigate]

Are you solo rn?

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/ip-grabber-ip-grabber-thanos-gif-21846609

<@&671452400221159444>

[polar frigate]

Or u got others

[bronze meteor]

na

im playing with my bud

[polar frigate]

Room for another?

I assume your hosting

[bronze meteor]

im not hosting

[polar frigate]

Oh

Are yall on vanilla or modded?

[ivory grail]

vintage story where god even hate me to the point that it strike me down with lighting

and it ain't even raining

[polar frigate]

Fellow vintage story enjoyer

I havent played in a hot minute but game is pretty solid

[ivory grail]

i'm on my chalk crazy wander

looking for chalk

[idle spindle]

I'm eating it all

[ivory grail]

I NEED SOME

I NEED IT FOR MY HIDE

STOP EATING IT

[idle spindle]

But I just love the crunch

[ivory grail]

https://tenor.com/view/susie-deltarue-sad-deltarune-susie-deltarune-sad-susie-gif-26537584

[bronze meteor]

vanilla

[polar frigate]

Can I join or are you guys too far in?

[idle spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-a10-gif-8613361

[bronze meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[ivory grail]

aww look at the new guys just finding out

[idle spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/ross-geller-gif-7032865312250955716

[bronze meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/crazy-dave-lrnappa-kill-mee6-chinese-pvz-pvz-animation-gif-1523044598019880744

[stone nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-ballin-mars-bars-gif-19910027

[bronze meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-osu-greece-greek-cat-osu-cat-greek-gif-2694212203346871017

I can see all my gifs wtf

can u guys not see them?

[lilac quarry]

nah just try again

the links are weird sometimes

[bronze meteor]

ty for advice mod

[lilac quarry]

of course

I would never steer you wrong

[neat moat]

yeah works for me

[ivory grail]

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-lizard-me-when-i-lie-lizard-little-puss-gif-27004064

[lilac quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/rigby-cat-rigby-pee-funny-cat-gif-436236211739437212

[dawn jewel]

Dig in yo butt twin

[neat moat]

im going to kill you

slowly

[lilac quarry]

@thin wedge

you got a clone here

you're guccimane now

[thin wedge]

nah that just merry

[chrome jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-spongebob-meme-spongebob-mafia-mafia-money-gif-12714856527416165903

[dawn jewel]

💩

[dawn jewel]

HALLO

[lilac quarry]

someone to ban?

[neat moat]

nah merry is a diet jole

[dawn jewel]

[lilac quarry]

just tell me billjoe

[neat moat]

hardly an equal

the inferior clone if you will

[bronze meteor]

me when the zombie apocalypse happens irl and a bunch of phonk music starts play and theres respawn mechanics

[dawn jewel]

Me when banned

[lilac quarry]

I'm eating an entire jalapeno after the worst days of my career

[dawn jewel]

[lilac quarry]

no idea why

[bronze meteor]

band for band?

[neat moat]

what happened

[dawn jewel]

I have no band:(

[lilac quarry]

[bronze meteor]

#twin

[neat moat]

band but no band

[dawn jewel]

Ong gang

[neat moat]

A🅱️🅱️le but no A🅱️🅱️le

[bronze meteor]

seeing that reminds me of middle school when I used to spam that emoji

good times bro 🥹

[polar kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/tuxedo-cat-tuxedo-cat-kitten-hold-gif-2409456495782744409

[neat moat]

chip reveal

[polar kernel]

yeah thats me

[bronze meteor]

@neat moat is it true plait is trying to take your position

[ivory grail]

https://tenor.com/view/lol-cats-cat-falling-gif-14250040379878929810

chip last night in the restroom

[bronze meteor]

geeked up playing xbox all day

[bronze meteor]

its too late he snuck in like a theif in the night and stole your thunder 😔

it would be so cool if they added a mod that added plants from plants vs zombies as defenses

[onyx igloo]

"He's kicking it."
"Overwatch says stop kicking it."
"He's stopped kicking it."

[chrome jetty]

kapow

@neat moat hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha

[neat moat]

what

[ivory grail]

@neat moat

[chrome jetty]

@neat moat

[ivory grail]

@neat moat

[lilac quarry]

at Gurt

[ivory grail]

at turt

[chrome jetty]

at tg

[ivory grail]

at gurp

[arctic sundial]

t g

[chrome jetty]

at stupididiot

[ivory grail]

where the chalk

[chrome jetty]

roblox

[dim cloak]

*Vintage Story

[chrome jetty]

*rpb;px

[dim cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-cry-crying-burst-into-tears-cry-and-run-gif-24530754

[chrome jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-the-j-gif-26565081

ka[pw

[dawn jewel]

Chat is he real

[dawn jewel]

Chat is this real

[chrome jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/zimbabwe-fact-checked-this-post-was-fact-checked-gif-13854646917497150904

[dawn jewel]

Is this AI

[dim cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-coomer-im-tired-half-life-half-life-vr-what-ever-gif-17254832

[dim cloak]

also no

k gn chat

[chrome jetty]

I dunno, it was made by some femboy who got banned from here a while ago

[chrome jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/ddf-mlg-wink-gif-15688443

[dawn jewel]

Was that femboy you

[bronze moat]

Newspaper from Friday, November 22nd 1963:

[chrome jetty]

I thought u started with it unlocked

[chrome jetty]

I am neither banned nor do I like wearing dresses weirdo

silly goose

[chrome jetty]

??? Why not

[dawn jewel]

[half kettle]

i wore a dress and it suckks

my ball too free

[chrome jetty]

What, are u disappointed

[dawn jewel]

Let balls hang free

Dangle dingle

[half kettle]

no.. i feel they might FALL OFF

[dawn jewel]

I AM ALIVE

i am r e a l

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/hand-huy-gif-3446472264773142010

[neat moat]

go sleep id e ot

[chrome jetty]

Welcome back to the land of the living my child

I think it’s P early for them

Like 6 pm or some shit

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/hand-huy-gif-3446472264773142010

[half kettle]

dude i wanna be reincarnated as a two piece suit that can walk

[lilac quarry]

mormon femboy

gurt is a mormon

[toxic relic]

free balling

[ivory grail]

gurt a femboy?

[toxic relic]

stop trying to joke and focus on mormonching on deez nutz

[neat moat]

absolutely decimated

[chrome jetty]

Gurt is a femboy confirmed

[lilac quarry]

side note real shit my son has been keeping me from sleeping for like 3 days lmao

no brain cells left

just exhausted

[chrome jetty]

Wait u have a kid

[toxic relic]

you're son

[lilac quarry]

yeah he's 5 now

[chrome jetty]

Is this one you took from the streets?

[lilac quarry]

no real shit

[toxic relic]

is this a dick joke setup

[chrome jetty]

Actually crazy

never knew lol

[lilac quarry]

I don't talk about him often because the internet but yeah people who know me know

[chrome jetty]

Ahh that’s cool

[lilac quarry]

love my boy, he's the light in my life, never wanted kids but yeah he's the joy

just a lot of work

[chrome jetty]

I’m happy to hear man, congratulations

[lilac quarry]

with being a shift worker + this job

[chrome jetty]

You get paid to be a mod here? Or is it volunteer

[toxic relic]

paid

[lilac quarry]

it was so warm out today and I got home actually so tired and of course he wants me to read him his favourite book

and of course I'm happy to but DAMN

[chrome jetty]

Lmao

[toxic relic]

is it about dragons

[lilac quarry]

thank god he's in bed now lmao like brother it's a lot

[onyx igloo]

apparently the blue goggles of the combine soldiers replace their eyes

so how do they look around

does it work like a bugs

[chrome jetty]

with eyes

[onyx igloo]

they dont have any

just the blue goggles

[chrome jetty]

They have eyes

[toxic relic]

its probably got built in optical sensors that connect to the optic nerve

[onyx igloo]

oh

[neat moat]

are you and the mother seperated leon(

?*

[onyx igloo]

one part of me wants the goggles to replace my eyeballs

the other says that makes me less.. me

[chrome jetty]

Transhumanist

[toxic relic]

bro what

do you feel less like you after taking a shit

[stone gorge]

i have very few of these memories as a child but the very few i do have, always remember them, at least you're giving him something to look back at and remember with a smile

[chrome jetty]

when I understood the weakness of my flesh

[toxic relic]

you shed skin every day, does that make you less you

[half kettle]

yes

[toxic relic]

if you fart, is that some of you escaping

[onyx igloo]

that depends

[toxic relic]

lmao cracked logic

[half kettle]

my hardware is constantly updating

[onyx igloo]

sometimes if i really struggle yes

[toxic relic]

unlearn that logic

you're always you brother

[lilac quarry]

it's so weird how kids find their interests, he's really into construction stuff, tonka and all that

like I was as a kid

[toxic relic]

wherever you go, whatever you do, there you are

TONKA

[onyx igloo]

i was really into legos when i was little

[toxic relic]

tonka is cinema

[onyx igloo]

was tonka the construction toy sets

[lilac quarry]

used to be really into construction vehicles and work tools, but I guess that's normal boy stuff to get into real shit

[toxic relic]

trucks

[onyx igloo]

YES IT IS

[wraith bolt]

I liked the constructobots

[onyx igloo]

MY GOD I HAD A SANDBOX AND THE TONKA SHIT

[toxic relic]

bro tonka is awesome

[lilac quarry]

he LOVES hammers, saws (the sounds? lmao) and those excavator toys

let me see if I can find this toy they have in a park nearby

it's wicked

[wraith bolt]

I'm jealous kids now have remote controlled ones

[toxic relic]

does he roleplay as a labourer in the sandpits

[lilac quarry]

THIS thing

like he LOVES it

[onyx igloo]

why do the combine modify vocals

[toxic relic]

lol he does

[onyx igloo]

i do also notice that

[stone gorge]

bros already on the path to be an excavator operator

[lilac quarry]

and what's crazy is I used to love this thing as a kid, but it was a lot less functional as it is now

[onyx igloo]

what purpose does modifying vocals do from a militaristic alien perspective

[toxic relic]

forklift certified at age 5

[chrome jetty]

Cool guyfactor

[onyx igloo]

i swear i saw one of these in my local sandpit when i was 8

[wraith bolt]

Just ccause I can say it....resonances...they can change reality. Liquify it almost

[lilac quarry]

sometimes we do little projects and I let him use the rubber mallet, but I will let him actually saw things because he's obsessed with the sound of it? again I get it, maybe it's the vibrations too iunno

he always says his FAVOURITE thing but no adult understands lmao

like impossible to guess

[onyx igloo]

i really like the assembly and disassembly of vehicles

[lilac quarry]

when he first said why he loves it I legit couldn't have fathomed in a million years

like the child brain is actually magical with how roundabout the thinking is

[onyx igloo]

its so cool to watch them be described in each detail

[lilac quarry]

go on, guess, you won't get it lmao

I asked all my boys they never got why he loves saws and hammers and shit

so funny

[wraith bolt]

heightened sensory acruity is a sign

lol

they flagged that comment huh?

[lilac quarry]

something else they said lmao

FREAKS

[stone gorge]

school is brutal on ruining this

[lilac quarry]

auto mods messages within 10 seconds sent

[wraith bolt]

I saw the ccomment just barely long enough to read it

barely

[lilac quarry]

@toxic relic @stone gorge you both have known me for a bit longer, you can answer based on how I am as a person

[maiden nymph]

You SUCK

Grrr

[lilac quarry]

why would he love hammers saws and excavators so much, I thought I would know the line of thinking because he's literally my clone but I couldn't get it

[wraith bolt]

savage

[stone gorge]

wernt you a construction worker before a paramedic

[ivory grail]

because of the sounds

[lilac quarry]

yeah I mean I thought it was like genetic but like there's now ay

[wraith bolt]

I wanna say a word bu I'm not sure if it'll offend

[lilac quarry]

you know? like there's no way a job I did before makes him like something for some weird kid brained way

[wraith bolt]

yes not this?

autistic?

mild?

I completely get the sound thing

[lilac quarry]

I want to hear stinkname's take on it

[toxic heath]

I wouldn’t say that’s offensive btw, as long as you’re referring to the actual condition

[lilac quarry]

at least before I reveal

[wraith bolt]

ok cool

[lilac quarry]

yeah not offensive

[stone gorge]

i'll have to find out another time, i gotta sleep for work

[lilac quarry]

aight yeah no problem, wanted to reveal so both you and stinkname could see it

[wraith bolt]

I would seriously venture a guess at either that tied to heavy metal posioning....cause sensory sensitivity is seriously a key symptom

[lilac quarry]

but I guess he's away rn

[stone gorge]

i genuinely hate this shit atp

[lilac quarry]

but he hasn't guessed why

hate hwat

hwhat

[stone gorge]

work

[sacred schooner]

hat

[neat moat]

what did I miss gang

[lilac quarry]

revealing my familial lore but stinkname won't answer

[stone gorge]

it probably be more enjoyable if i went west but its a nightmare for a newfoundlander out there these days

[lilac quarry]

become a homesteader

in the woods

[wraith bolt]

soem odd things have happened to me froma TBI...so brian injuries are tricky too

[stone gorge]

im just tired of it all, i dunno

[toxic relic]

im reading

whats the question

[wraith bolt]

tough to homestead when domesticated

[lilac quarry]

if you could guess what my son's fascination with hammers, saws and excavator equipment SPECIFICALLY is (from a child's mind perspective) I wanna hear the opinion

[wraith bolt]

I thought about amish

[lilac quarry]

you have a unique mind I'm curious if you can land close

[toxic relic]

unique mind lmao alright

[lilac quarry]

it just constantly blows my mind how we lose that imagination aspect of being a child, like they're constantly on benedryl or some shit lmao

[sacred schooner]

today I learn you're a dad

[lilac quarry]

+++geology

[sacred schooner]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/986951681822580736/1084893723743223930/9D640AC2-5FCD-496A-9C23-4D46282CF222.gif

[neat moat]

speak for yourslef leon

[lilac quarry]

yeah I don't share very often at all

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/guy-in-bath-toys-gif-11994976550362590797

[wraith bolt]

whoa

[lilac quarry]

well yeah he's my spawn so

[wraith bolt]

lol spawn

[lilac quarry]

he's naturally a freak

[toxic relic]

maybe he sees you helping people and this is his way of helping
maybe this is his autistic hyperfixation cause construction is stimulating to him
maybe he saw rocks and dirt and decided "hell yeah brother this shit can mould to my will"

[neat moat]

leon are you autistic

[lilac quarry]

nah nah nah, it's because he's big into saying saw-con deez nuts

#general_chat message

don't ever try

[wraith bolt]

UFCK

damn all that for real

[lilac quarry]

DON'T EVER TRY ME

[toxic relic]

i knew it

[wraith bolt]

savage

[toxic relic]

lol

[wraith bolt]

savage fr

[neat moat]

leon dodged the question

[toxic relic]

everything is a dick joke

no one is safe

[neat moat]

everything is a dick joke
balls

[chrome jetty]

Trailer park boys

[wraith bolt]

the big bang IS a dick joke

[toxic relic]

balls and peanor are a package deal in my case

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/chivalry2-knight-pig-stealing-steal-gif-26084591

pig

[sacred schooner]

mhm, I was tempted to make one just now

[neat moat]

in your case balls are sold separately

[toxic relic]

im tired of this joke

[wraith bolt]

I'm the special edition with 3

[thin wedge]

How about that airline food\

[toxic relic]

we need to stop the vasectomy misinformation in chat

[toxic relic]

airline food is banger 7 out of 10 times

i fuck with it hard

[neat moat]

I make one vasectomy joke and "its gone too far!"

smh

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/seinfeld-george-phone-angry-gif-7906061888075544850

[lilac quarry]

bae joe is that phone booth AI?

why is it moving like that

AI

[toxic relic]

you are part of the system

[lilac quarry]

AI

[toxic relic]

you perpetuate it

[neat moat]

I am my own individual

[toxic relic]

reflection

[thin wedge]

Better call saul season 6 ep 11

[toxic relic]

its the reflection on the phone booth glass

[sacred schooner]

no, you're just part of the matrix

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/better-call-saul-jimmy-mcgill-phone-smash-gif-26379642

ppl rlly hated public phones back in 90s

[sacred schooner]

looks durable

[wraith bolt]

faastest way to acccidnetally catch herpes

[thin wedge]

there one still standing even today

probably doesn't work tho

[sacred schooner]

dr who?

[lilac quarry]

deep fry the phone handle

[thin wedge]

not the balls?

[neat moat]

cylinder (~3inches) stuck in an MnM tube

tips for removal?

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/jigsaw-dancing-funny-gif-14412766125878491766

[sacred schooner]

sledgehammer

[wraith bolt]

scissors

[chrome jetty]

Cut it off

[lilac quarry]

now watch me

[onyx igloo]

imagine living under the combine rule and all your food is egg paste and water... paste..?