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Sounds banging tbf
It is
Not a huge fan of mint, but ill still take it
And then there’s the vanilla version for the pansies
Pansies 😭
there is nothing wrong with vanilla
Bit plain tho
youre just brainwashed by big chocolate to think vanilla sucks
Have a bit of flavour yk
But it’s on sight for mint choco haters
Vanilla cone from mcdonalds? Fire
Don’t get me wrong mint ain’t that much better
mint chocolate chip is like A tier i reckon

Solid C for me
not quite S but its a solid choice i wouldnt turn it down
The mint choco faction will remember this
hot take but cookie dough lowkey boring as hell once u turn 10
@dawn jewel when will it arive
I like me berry flavours
Eh it can be really good in cases but mostly yeah it’s kinda mid
On february 30th
Ill take the mint chocho, take one bite, then dip
Ur welcome
This is fair
Honestly not a fan of cake
Well yeah but it’s still cake
huh?
You heard her
shit i might need to lock in
god i love america
I dont like either, but also what does ti have to do with my people?
Frozen yogurt is good
give me more random fuck off regional chains no one has ever heard of outside of the area
I havent had yogurtland in a bit
Wtf even is frozen yogurt
Yogurt but frozen
what a silly question
It’s lighter than ice cream is the only comparison i can make
its good tho
i be putting every topping known to man into my frozen yogurt
Oh it’s just soft scoop ice cream
But its YOGURT
I dont eat chocolate as much vro

Damn what u eat then
i saw green and thought the word mustard unironically brought frogski in chat
its worked every time
Mustard is the 3rd worst flavour to exist
honestly concerning

WHAT
sweet tooth
3/4 times ive tested it its worked
hai chat!
Goddammit
is this the right time to yap here
Oh it’s the worst condiment by far
Yes
i dont think it is
But 3rd worst flavour
chip is scaring me away
it is a 10/10 condiment
as usual
Nah you lot are whack
U got jumpscared by kungfu kenny
this why u get no women
I like mustard on hot dog
Mustard and ketchup
women are icky anyways
you are jealous
i not
RAAAH
You heard the guy
Confirmed
He fucks
TRUE
Kapow
yeah tell em
Can’t argue with that
I came back to the hotel
i have a literal child u cant tell me women dont at least tolerate me
They got cooties
That’s a lie
There are none
nuh uh
Kidnaped children do not count
my child is my own SILENCE
Floof we need to test u for cooties now
Girls dont poop and have cooties
whatever u say bud 😉
o my ramen is done!
This is universal knowledge
girls dont poop?
yippe ramen time!
Yup
Really?
They don’t shit
Thats crasy
Whoa there pal no atomising people I’m general
so do u piss?
its gotta be absolutely jarring for people who see how i act and know someone willingly brought another person to life with me
so what u doin in the washroom then
the bar is in hell dawg
Planning arsony
That made it sound like you went about raising the dead
Like a necromancer
So is that why someone set fire to the washroom at my work once
I have no access to sticker yet
women dont shit they just pretend to because its their private time to stab voodoo dolls of you
Ooo ooo me too me too
FINALLY an anti air weapon
LMFAO BARBEQUE TIME🔥
I can confirm this too
Are u ready for gwirly moments
That’s my favourite war crime
Why are women so violent
ironic how every time a woman i know uses the bathroom i get sharp pains in my side
u ever seen one play fallout? its grounds for sending them to the psych ward
nope
Because 2+2=4
give a girl 30 minutes on new vegas and theyve got the cannibal perk
Woman aren’t human, they are aliens
why do you all keep asking questions about women do you just lack that much experience with them
i dont want to be with an arsonist, only i can do that
Women are scary
this is discord u know the answer to that.
JUST GO MEET ONE IRL
you wouldnt understand the chud life 💔
Cake is probably a women
dudes hit early 20's w no pull and start chudposting on twitter
it not
Cake is a food dummy
atleast 10 feet
Lies
You’re just saying that so you can keep all the arson for yourself
:3
give me arson
help
what
It seems you are in a situation
maybe i can pop the tires
Lift it up and throw it
why only one
Circl
Why not triangle
Or a rhombus
trapezoid
is this worth continuing working on
Parallelogram
get fucked
tried to shoot me
have u tried asking your local drug dealer
No
depends..... zis worth anything?
Next time I see her I’ll ask her
Idk, is it?

no, we are probably not worth it.
what is that song
the days
i cant believe german has BLEIBEN as a word
When are you guys gonna stop eating shrimps with the wimps and come eat lobster with a monster?
Lobster is expensive
Come eat lobster with a monster
7 DAYS
u gonna pay for it?
I hate lobster😭
7 DATES
I’ll stay in weenie hut jr i guess
I love crab
And shrimp
Lobster is rubbery to me
Just quit bragging and start crabbing
I thought u were violent
Arent u a fighter
@dawn jewel i gotchu
Do you play souls like
im shit at dark souls lol
Another crab’s treasure is peak though
Gurt, whats the merry forcast looking like
shit at darksouls ❌
darksouls is shit ✅
Merry do you play darksouls?
dangerously high
what am i saying ofc u do
did someone mention crab legs
i make good crab
Make some and send it to me
what kind
the good kind
you dont make crab tupid
you cook crab
you prepare crab
but you dont make it
You dont make crab, the crab makes you
what are you its mama?
WHAT
No i just like watching ppl play
so true gurt its the game thats shit
Ahh. I watched the guy who no hit all 3 dark souls in a row
I suck ass at dark souls
that was crazy
you give me the ick
I like rouge-likes
GOOD
@loud pumice will disagree
Have u seen it?

Twitch streamer The Happy Hob beat all three Dark Souls games back-to-back without taking a single hit. Starting with Dark Souls 3, he continued with Dark Souls 2 and eventually ended on Dark Souls 1. This run was finally done on March 9th 2018 after more than a year of trying.
This video is the complete run, originally streamed on Twitch.
F...
susceptible trait much?
susceptible is alrigh
LMFAOO
I am doing a susceptible run
Okay the biggest thing for me was dark souls 3 wasnt the bane of my existence like people were stating it was
The field of vision was annoying
Did you actually play it?
But i just suck period
oh lol
No bc i only got to play it for a day
lmao

games but no games
My computer cannot run it
you have to
It barely runs project zomboid
I think i got him down to 40% tho
When i get a better computer i will though
if you don't beat the first boss then you as bad as a gaming journalist
In project zomboid?
🥀
im not good lol
oh thought u meant elden ring
there is a threshold to beat tho
I have a unhealthy amount of hours in zomboid lol
Oh i have not seen much of elden ring if i’ll be honest
But yes
bet
can't be as bad as a gaming j*urnalist
Im bad
I died like 50 times trying to kill the guy who called me maidenless
I have to fan my laptop to join someone’s server KAKDJWKD
i don't that why we're all i general chat
zomboid is really fun when ur new, but its boring to me rn
BECAUSE THE INTERNAL FAN ISNT ENOUGH
ARSON
correct that is me
ur computer overheats?
my favorite pastime
Do you do the arson thing?
Reaaally bad
im a solo player
tbf less than 10 of my hours are in mp. so i wouldnt know
well see my favorite thing in zomboid is when servers have fire spread on 
HELLO
most people cant even run my sandbox because its too hellish

WUH cake we need ur expertise though
what r ur settings
for wha
I die constantly to things I really shouldn't die to IM MAGIC
focused pz goes in #pz_b42_chat puppers thats the rules
they really do I have so many screenshots from places like ZUG
im considering giving this challenge a go again soon
bill lol
the best i did was clearing out the mall
normal pop sprinters cryogenic winter with max rain frequency no power no water 12 months later spawning 0 clothing or items and unemployed occupation (plus some other settings)
super hard
naaah a tycoon sim for oz
i will end you

its super difficult

Tbh the worst thing is the spawn, like i was kiting through hordes just for food
i want to pull a grenade and hold it
i plan to make it more difficult
i think high pop is currently unplayable due to the weird spawning
I played mp with one person a bit ago, was so much fun
so i dont do highpop
I yelled at them for not sharing dino nuggets
deserved
I do high pop with respawn off
its better then low pop with high respawn rates
Fuck respawns period lol
I die on super easy difficulty though
I wouldnt blame u if u played normal withhout respawn
dw u will get better
like the big thing to remember is to always move back when fighting
I've got over 1000 hours
not enough arson
Im not gonna get better
LMFAO
You need more
The only way to get better is to challenge urself
No update yet?
I get that, i like to win too
Today
I just play on the rp servers
When you have likeminded or same energy levels with someone playing the game, you get l o s t
Ahh.
high pop kingsmouth is the only high pop map I can even attempt trying to play (yes its modded so it makes sense why it might work better)
twin can i borrow a dollar twin
Anyone got a somewhat active server I can join?
100% agree, it was a great time.
Oh I wish
I’d been such an oldhead and sleeping like 10-11pm before, now i sleep 3 am and want to perish
k
Right?
what tf you getting for a dollar even
i go to bed at midnight and feel like an unc
But tbf, every game is fun if ur with someone u vibe wit. even if ur are just in a call.
not even dollar store has anything for a dollar anymore
its all 1.25
its a bad idea cus id promote shit like g2a
If possible, please avoid grey market sellers like that one.
Instead, use a site like https://isthereanydeal.com to find the best price, since it only lists authorized sellers.
It's obviously entirely up to you where you buy the game from, but none of the money you pay for PZ on unauthorized sellers and grey market sites goes to the people making the game.
If that's basically what you said, I'm sorry, I'm just a bot that can't see context, beep boop.
Wake me up when there's an update
Fish gimme admin
can google battlemetrics and search for pz to find high pop servers too
This is facts from the jadod bible
THAR SHE BLOWS
LMFAOOO U GOT INTROUBLE WITH SPIFFO
if i ever have to do a potluck im bringing hardtack and not saying anything
what
E z CHEEZ
you buy cheese in bottles?
When i was a kid i loved it with crackers
Still epy
bro gonna be sleeping forever
Now it just sounds like tummy ache

With the extra processed cheez
oh my god you actually ate the ez cheese
I have
Lmao
It hurt me tummy
its fake cheese duh
merry is a sickly child
Now u gotta eat ur glasses
Goofy movie?
¯_(ツ)_/¯
And i’mma make u eat tower of cheezah
tf is cheezah
what type of cheese is cheezah
Cheese hates me
the dark souls of lactose intolerant mofos
BAHAHA
When I move back to uni I'm gonna get a humidifier and fill it with milk and invite my Asian friends over
what if you cut off your arm and replace with a hollow glass shell and fill it with milk
cheese is booger
When i go to uni im gonna call im bomb threats to avoid exams
joking (to my FBI agent)
chemical warfare against the lactose intolerants
AHAHH I LOVE THIS
You don't eat cheese bc youre lactose intolerant
Cheese makes me wanna perish but its fine
I dont eat cheese cus I dont wanna
i dont eat cheese cause its gross as fuck
THIS IS WILD
we are not the same
ahh
THE MILKY GAS ROOM
chemical warfare
I hope you know ill be laughing about this for the next 5 mins
AHAHAHHA
cheese is booger
NO WAY AKAJWJD
merry eats boogers
I never met her, but im sorry to hear that
LET ME LAUGH ABT CHEESE IS BOOGER
ah I thought that was private information
fr
STOP

why
you like milk? what are you? a baby? a milk drinking baby? go suck on a cow udder you milk drinking kid
merry eating booger goo
THATS NASTY
you slurp wet boogers
yall are wild

???????????
those slimy wet boogers
WAHHAAAAAAAA
It was great
why tf would u do that
whenever you drink milk you're drinking booger slop
should've drank raw milk instead
Like i got bloodwork done 2 weeks later
so u can shit on the clock?
i dont drink soymilk
I know doc
raw milk is fucking worse
Im the greatest
genuinely
Shitting on company time call me Doctor Doom
MILK
I dont drink
MILK
Oh hell nah
Its the closest ill get to fighting the system 😭
My stomach would be bubbling
DATS THE PIRATE LIFE
alternatively you could party like it's 2023
Ur first on my list when i become homelander
bro whenever i see milk i think of him
arrgh me hearties
his actor is NZ
thanks mate, cant wait to die
makes sense
Just go to work and light up
we gonna make yer walk ther plank
WTFF
death 
Can i be second?
stink is a suicidal man
I dont really wanna go to uni
the endless nothing 
sky king 
I wanna
Felt abt college rn
First year done
What r yall studying
highschool was a joke, wish i did more socially tho
Uni gave me a daily routine and purpose

wump noose is wild
I’m gonna become a radiologist after switching from civil engineering and pharmacy
Ya i get that
just study rizzology
Sheesh, smarty pants here
hop in the noose we wumping it rn
I dont need to i got my masters in it
you dont like being a civil engineer?

No one does 😉
why not tey being an uncivil engineer first
YESS
(I'm studying for a bachelor's in computer science and cybersecurity)
sheesh, nerd here.
Yeah that's called terrorism
Im already uncivil YEY
civil engineering is building bridges and shi, uncivil engineering is blowing that shi up
I have a diploma in chemical laboratory technician, but im going for my bachelors in science and chemistry
what about government engineering
If i was better with computers i woulda dove into computer engineering
NICE
thats demolitions expert
Now get to cooking JESSE
I dont wanna go back lol
we need to cook
No one wants to hire someone wit a diploma
WE NEED TO COOK
JESSE
and debt
ABQ WHAT UP BIATCH
I think im closer to figuring out how to make crack than i am to making meth lol
I can always gamble my debt and go to uni twice
YO MR WHITE THIS IS GLASS GRADE
SCIENCE BITCH
we need to do it again
waltuh
its not pure enough
Put your dick away waltuh

I'm not having shmex with you rn waltuh
LMAO AHAHAA
LOL
I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS
have you gooned on tfg lately
SCIENCE BITCH
Can we all agree, walters family are shitheads
The kid's decent
if only they were chill with the guy cooking meth
but merry have you not been able to put your civil engineering degree to use?
open the noor
or yeah
I would’ve understood skyler if she wasn’t hypocritical and committing crimes herself
True
I dropped out of it because i realized the flow wasn’t for me
I loved infrastructure
I would've understood Skyler if she wasn't a little BITCH
But the environment was toxic
Did u have to do fluiid dynamics?
skyler was roped into the business
ba dum tsss
and she never tried to get anyone killed, she even felt bad for having the guy accidentally hurt
She willingly chose to do money laundering
me and the boys dropping in
Which was separate from walter
While shaming him for making meth
I know it’s not the same caliber
Derp
But it’s still fed offenses
Then she lost it near the end right?
Fun fact: this plant literally only exists in one specific glade in Alabama
IM SORRY
AHAHAHAHA
she was offered to help bc Walter didnt know what he was doing and could have gotten them all in trouble. She did the best she was able to given her circumstances
😭😭😭
IM SO SORRY MERRY, I THOGUHT EVERY1 WATCHED IT BY NOW
watched what
hank actually resurrects and wears a mask and kills people
I think it just upset me because she justified a lot of things, such as the infidelity because they were not divorced, through walters shortcomings with securing a legacy
@chrome jetty should we tell merry about the sniper scene in the last episode
A lot of her frustrations were valid
And says "It's Hanking Time"
But that money laundering with her boss/lover ruined it
IM SO BEHIND
lowk FUCK ted beneke
MERRY TF U BEEN DOING?
I see, just watch the show first before being tok hard set. Thats what I did before making opinions on the characters
LITERALLY
People love to hate Skylar, but she's not the villain of the show
Like I hate Walt, but I waited till it was over b4 making the opinion
hey at least you've seen all of Dexter's main show right??
so we can spoil Dexter
she basically is in my book 😉
I’ve been LAGGING BC I NEVER WANTED TO WATCH IT THEN I WATCHED AN EPISODE AND IM BINGING IT NOW
yeah Walt did a lot of shit. But no spoilers
BRUH
Might as well be
FUCK skylar
Okok fair
All my homies hate skylar
Because walter is shifting a lot
I think he started his villain arc when he got jesses girl killed unintentionally
Hank says "I'm hanking it" then kills Dexter Morgan
I never watched LOL
no spoilers 😭
i’m really behind on tv shows
SORRY AKDKWKS
Someone from my highschool went as walter white to school for halloween, the guy shaved his head and everything. Someone showed me a photo and i didnt know it wasnt walter lol
Is there a looking for group chat?
juts cus you got spoiled doesn't mean you do the same
AAAAA
Guys
I havent seen el camino tho
I think i need to hank and walter in the toilet brb
we ain't homies then
Never considered u one ❤️
LOL the gif disappeared
wrong reply
do crack, steal a wheelie bin from Lewisham, and deliver it to rural China
im a chemical
Yes
Hahahhahahaahahahahahahahahahahhahaa
Are you basic or acidic
ok sodium bicarbonate
Ok mono sodium glutamate
ok polytetrafluoroethylene
Ok hydrofluoric acid

u have nitro?
wild
seems like so many people have it nowadays
istg i see more people wit it than without
ok dimethyldichlorosilane
Whats ur favorite kinda cheese
@dawn jewel did u ever have to do fluid dynamics in ur civil engineering?
I like cheddar cheese
I never got far, i started college when covid was finally recognized in the states
Between buffalo milk mozzarella and classic greek feta
Ok Methylpphenidate
Maybe bundz
And i caught covid and gave up schooling for a long while
Because none of my teachers would excuse my sick
ok bisphenol A
hmmmmmmm i dunno, im not really a cheese guy. although the kraft cheese slices are kinda fire
Okay fluphenazine
Kraft cheese except it doesn't fit legal definitions for cheese
ok allyl chloride
ahh okay makes sense, are u in school rn? or working
FETA IS SOOO GOOD
Okay Trifluoperazine
Kraft grilled chee??
Really?
id destroy that
Yeah
Merry do you take lactase supplements? or do u just let the lactose reck havoc
how tf does it not meet the legal definitions. is that shit not cheese 😂
BRB
i love plastic cheese
Okay polyphenol oxidase
It actually isn't cheese
Okay Levomepromazine
that shit is indeed not cheese
Kraft contains a couple cheese ingredients but it's mostly processed additives
love that on pasta
excellent choice
Lmao i just looked up anti pychotic meds halfway through that
I’m both
Full time working part time school
I do classes one by one
But i dont take breaks
chlorohexamethyltriazolobenzodiazepine
So what is ur job? and what ru studying?
Like im in my class rn
Ibuprofen
(alprazolam)
Of course the puppy likes processed cheese
lmao
((Xanax))
hey man, i dont judge
paracetamol
I've mostly been going off of what I remember in Minecraft
Benperidol
Only one I googled was polyphenolic acid and then the medical ones
REALLY? dam
Gregtech is tough :((
I just deuce it in the toilet
after methylphenidate i was looking stuff up lol
I’m tough as fuck
I would probably have a headstart on a chemical engineering degree from what I had to learn
So what ru studying?
I had to re-learn fractional distillation
Who me?
Fractional distilation is easy
ye
Although idk how it would be in mc
except we didn't have a distillation tower until recently 😭😭
I’m getting my bachelors in health science
we mostly played it by ear
Then continue to radiology
u doin a mp?
I had to teach myself to synthesise polyvinyl chloride from base elements
Lmao thats crazy
yeah, mistershark and I
ahh nice
let take some together
I heard greg was like a 1000hr+ modpack or something
yeah
do u have any ss of ur base?
We have like 500 hours between us
I’m a pharmacy tech
maybe
dedicated server id imagine
nothing too recent but lemme see
Like retail?
Thats why i’m tripped out by you guys just naming off random drugs
yeah provided by BISECTHOSTING
chlorohexamethyltriazolobenzodiazepin!! Go!!!!
Hey no shame, ive worked retail going on 5 yrs now
I cast chlorohexamethyltriazolobenzodiazepine
bisecthosting mentioned
i cast chlorpromazine
LOL
I absolutely hate it
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my bad
But customer service is my way to go
Sleeper agent and allat
Im good at it but i hate it
I can imagine, im just stalking shelves.
Ur following the shelves home
HAHAHA
I get you
If i wasnt weak id do that
Rn they arent giving me hours which sucks
Cuz im part time, as i was doing my diploma while working
Oh nvm costco is solid
Its the best u can get for retail
Costco pharmacy is right below hospital for me
FUCKING THIS
@chrome jetty automated high octane gasoline refinery
u work at costco pharm?
I need this in my basement
We spent like 100 hours working on it, ran it for like 6 hours, and made enough gasoline to last us until nuclear fusion
y not apply?
Well i’d rather be in compounding
and now we literally have no use for it
My area only has so many costcos and not a lot of positions
During my diploma we actually made caffine tablets
Everybody want costco
But u have experience, could give u an edge

Id rather snag at hospital tbh
might try to make myself some legal drugs like that when uni season starts up again
lmao i wouldnt advise taking them, we failed like all but 2 finished product tests
chiikawa!!
I know for certain I'm gonna be walking around with a steel flask full of rum
Like lucifer
Because then i could go anywhere in the states
do u have the equipment?
i cant read
I will eat it
I have a dream
My phones at 6%
Im in canada lol
im crying
tee-hee
I’m in US
good
dw I read my own message wrong and got scared too
How is it living in america?
uppy you HATE ds2
lmao
Ur prob gonna wanna make granuals or something then
since u dont have a press
wow
Discord broke
If anything I'll buy second hand equipment off somewhere
It does suck, but I played for 300+hrs and 100% the game

I have spent the past 10 minutes in the refit screen only to decide my initial build is in fact good enough
Half my desk will be schoolwork and the other half will be a chemical manufacturing station
you cried the all 300 hrs
No
just know what ur doing lol. u dont wanna od and have heart failure
I was
rude
Im sorryyy
I'm in compsci of course I wanna od and have heart failure
No braining it
atleast i dont need to wear a bullet proof vest to school 😉
Rahhhh



