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do u wear them 24/7
yeah i learned abt that
but obviously not ya'll
weird how people dont wear them
pl*ungie
HAHAH fuck no dude
it must be the time of day
yeah sexual health and education is wack
Gotta have that constant protection
exactly why I'm enclosed in a giant hamster ball 24/7
+20 defense
yes i wear body armor for every occasion
This guy gets it
the air toxic tartan dont go out
how do you piss and shit
he is pickled in it
do you stick your peanor into a glory hole
flavoring
lol
in the ball
I do it in the hamsterball
as a power move
intimidate everybody
scared and paranoid
Pure dominance move
he has a seperate hamster ball for wastes
so sad
what happens when the hamster ball inevitably explodes
"will you bring protection?"
Me pulling up to her house with a ballistic shield, FAST helmet and level 4 ceramic plates
or do you dispose of it like a coward
what if you vomit
coward indeed
added to the collection
bruh obviously I do it in there as a power move
you aren't on the hamster ball grindset clearly
but no ones being dominated
y'all like 12 years old yeah?
you're just asserting dominance over nothing
careful dude
"I'm not trying to be a dick, instead I'm actually being a dick"
just speculating because that's the only thing that makes sense to me, otherwise y'all cowards
even if you're joking you can get your discord account banned for being younger than tos
Because we don't wanna join VC with an unfriendly person?
Ah yeah, discord gets sensitive with stuff like that, forgor
Damn
nw mate
Is your emotional intelligence that low
eh, fair enough
it's gone too far you're right
I"m sorry
Hold on, is this guy at least 12?
who knows? join VC and find out
what happened
lol
You gotta chill out
not very neighbourly
sorry, I'm a bit drunk
They can clearly tell that one is a joke tho, no reasonable discord mod actually would look at my message and think "huh they might actually be that age"
McDonald Mysterious Man over here
hamburgers for everyone
Grimace shake
Nah, people get banned in minutes if they say that they're below tos age and someone reports
ofc dude but yknow how weird discord gets
Trust and safety will just take their word for it
lol
ya'll actually 12?
Ill just remove it then (:
Knowing how horrible discords system is
indeed
tf
Yeah, like never even claim to be underage as a joke, if that gets reported y'done for
I hope not
20 years young sadly, back problems already taking me over
Why is he crashing out
20 is baby, brother
I am an adult, the moment i became one i swore a vow, one of power and destruction
fellow back problem haver
yeah nah fair enough mate lmao
back problems happen at any age
I'm here, I'm queer, my backpain is moderate to severe
20 is still very young
Also got heart problems, I was nerfed immensely dawg
agreed
that would make a great song
that sucks, you ok?
Yeah, just gotta be on meds
remove the bones
That's what I'm saying
Drinking milk
i got nerfed with just being weird
🥛
let me be goop, no organs
Or are you sorry for getting called out?
It was kinda funny, so its fine
What's on your mind?
who cares mate
Life ain't always easy
could just be bipolar
Relatable
go outside and talk to people
But i found peace in solitude
I don't know discord etiquette
Ain't that easy
though my bipolar isnt angy, it just sad tired floof
oh
go to the library
I just got the flavor of autism that makes me obsessed with how guns work and tac shooters
go for a walk to a park and talk to people
it doesnt change that youre a good floofer all the times
ok do it man
Character development
go read a book
My mom just talked about femboys to me for an hour and a half (she was drunk) and kept showing me pics from this russian femboys instagram
what mate
You don't even have to read a book
y'all dpn't reand
i not good all the times, i just beat a child to a pulp a few hours ago IN CDDA IT SENT BEFORE I COULD FINISH
go read a book no balls
lmao what
Go somewhere where nobody disturbs ya
what's the last book you read?
that'd be so fucking awkward
i didnt even know russia had those
He barely had clothes on
I sadly cant drink anymore, found out my heart REALLY hates alcohol
i got flashed
bruh
I find guns and their mechanisms real cool n shit, but tac shooters are
ug
A forest, a park, anywhere where there aren't ppl
im reading a new book currently by larry kramer
I mean, is The finals a tac shooter?
And she just kept showing more pics of this russian femboy in catgirl outfits and stuff
Aw hell nah
does he have something I would know?
She watches him stream on omegle and stuff she said
bruh oh my god
do you read gay literature
if yes, then maybe
at the end of the day it's a game, it's ok to find value in them, and it's also okay to take them at surface value and not worry about the horrors commited inside
I have not, but I'm not against it
rimworld exists, y'know?
this is gonna be awkward as shit when she's sober
Probably
I mean, I'm kinda gay
i doubt she’ll bring it up
I read freakonomics last and it was pretty freaky
sadly i dont have the DLCs
then you likely havent, im not sure i like his writing tbh but im still reading it lmao
I'm married now in a hetero relationship
but
I mean
you can call me kinda gay
We were watching demon slayers final season and she saw inosuke with his mask off and started talking abt femboys
i dont care brother
i never knew she liked them……
i do recommend atropolitik tho
Shes said way weirder things while drunk tho
Highly married behaviour
LMAO
crazy ya told chat about this tho
indeed
if my mum said something like that, I would not just be telling people about it lmao
Nobody knows my mom here
i know your dad
smh i hate furries
Shes a twitch streamer anyways
Damn
lmao what
Crazy work
both your parents stream on twitch?
maybe no hate
And cod
Yeah
Wowwwww
damn
They havent worked in like 10 years cuz they stream on twitch
Ok I see how it is
how many viewers average
lol i was going to make a joke about me boinking your dad but now its weird
I'm not a furry
but nothing wrong with them
wait so they've succeeded enough on it that it's been their job for a decade?
Idk, probably listen to more music, play some ready or not in a bit :3
Yeah
without me!!
My mom also streamed on kick at one point
how rude
kick 
she got a multi million dollar kick deal/
What's it about
I mean my steam is on my profile
ouh
If you really wanna add me lol
sorry had to scratch my balls, its about geopolitics and capitalism in the space race era
what the fuck
sorry, I dunno what I'm doing here
Sadly ur probably getting sent to the shadow realm soon
its very interesting, essentially it details the changes of the world in a new era
its about what 🤨 banned
Frogski i feel bad for u
Sounds pretty good, the ball scratching
lol
Bro sees crazy stuff here
frogsker spawned
I'm drunk I'm so sorry
If I ever livestreamed it'd be boring as hell.
the book is awesome

I'll stop
I'd just stream my elderly dog just chilling
what, again?
eh, all day yes
I might get it on kindle tbf, it does sound pretty cool
all day....
sorry
the viewers can watch my dog relaxing next to a window on a sunny day.
dude you need therapy
that'll make me clams
echo u have drunk texted me before right
I'm in the wrong place I get it
😭

i enjoyed it a lot, very informative, there is a free pdf online

I can type pretty well when drunk
I'm a functional alcoholic dude
rehab
yeah, been once
Even when drunk you can write fairly coherently
correct
i don't think i can go on
literal 12 yr olds in here
i drink woter 
18+ game technically so i doubt theres people that young
This year no poop july is impossible
Still not appropriate to say in public
oh ok, we'll go with that
except for the cockatoos in my neighbourhood
they can go fuck themselves
do u have anything else to do other than begging for vc
i dont think its got a rating
notice how I haven't tho since ya'll said no
they show up in swarms when their time comes and they're so loud
yeah begging for vbucks
I fucking accepted it
on the dawn of august, the sewers and tunnels and streets run brown
you walk back home and you just see like 60 of them staring at you from the powerlines
oh
what country?
australia
cockatoo kingdom
What if frogski got a low taper fade~
i dont know if im scared of australia or if i think its beautiful

like the deep ocean
thanks for not banning me @stone meadow , I am really drunk so I hope I"m not being too much a dick
Can't believe bill has shitposting competition this is crazy
just step away from the discord if you think youll say something wrong
people overhype how scary the wildlife is tbh. Most of the terrifying ones people keep talking about, you will never see.
I don't think I did
A lot of the fucked up ones just chill in areas where nobody lives
:/
Tbh u should tempt mute him before he gets himself banned
I just got a little bit combative with people talkign to me
but it's all love here
make up ur mind bruh
i dont love you
Gotcha
good
so u want ppl to talk to u but u get mad when ppl do
because that'd be werird

eh? no one ever joined VC
I forgot frogski is a mod again 
and I like, understand why
What times we live in
so nbd
My boy all grown up
Frogski moment
lol
go to the library and read a book
without drinking
Frogski has been stripped of shitpissing role
oof I missed it
Why are people so allergic to reading ong
I remember when he was just a little boy, shooting people with airsoft guns
larry kramer and astropolitik
yeah im sure you dont
Larry kramming deez nuts in your mouth
I don't got time for your essays on how to pick up a couch in PZ
Or as they say
that wasnt a dick joke setup but im glad you did ths
I ain't readin allat
I recently read House of Leaves, but also Snow Crash and Cryptonomicon
im gonna create multiple workplace safety violations
however you will not know where
house of peak
idk man its annoying
and I read the Odysessy because I'm looking forward to Christopher Noland's movie
Telemachus is my favorite character
i would read your essay on how to lift a couch
and Tiresius
Zorzor
lol
uppy
The artist
disaster

bro so my dad died last year of a rare cancer and its like, telemachus asking the red bearded king about his dad fucks me up
So true mang
tom holland is telemachus in the movie I think
Zorzor step two
TWOOOO
tom holland...
I made a steak
terrible choice
spider man lmao
forgot im mod? banned
and jack black plays sussus
but fair enough mate, if you relate to the character
whatever tho it still makes me tear up
wtf hahahahah
he's like
See now you're beginning to understand your new job
Feliz jueves
what happend to Odyssues?
It's about BANNING
and like
Raaahhhhhh
its been like 4 months now i think
maybe he died, maybe he was tortured
being mod
frogsker more liek frogseoh
Extra moneh
all the literal worst things
Side hustle
I made a steak
damn dude you're going through shit
a little bit
Send steak pics
I'm drunk af for a reason

I made a steak
Ermmm sigma sigma on the wall who is the rizziest of them all
A steak!?
A STEAK??
fartass have u heard of what happened to itch io
Yes..
itch getting the censorship hammer
BRO
Mrrr krabssss
just like steam
THAT SUCKS
The saddest yes ever uttered
it's ok tho
Itch still exists?
BROOOOOO
Jesus was my dad
nosferatuuu
The game called Ready or Not got heavily censored, censorship mainstream
isnt nosferatu kinda freaky
Oh i don't care then
so VC?
Credit card companies forced them to remove 90% of the adult catalog
Itch deez nuts
lmao
i got so mad abt that
lol
censorship stinky
I was jk
Mainly for console port
What are they censoring
while i always complain that steam keep shoving me those sussy games BUT
the p word games
I hate consoles
censorship is stinky
Games are only for kids ofc
It also could effect cyberpunk and games with nudity
games should have no games
naw
Which is a real problem.
Cant be dark and gritty even with an 18+ oh no..
bro
dude those games make too much money to ever be effected
Adults have stuff to worry about, like 7 day shifts, taxes and bills
and larry
They don't play games
You think steam is a small company?
this is genuinely insane
All of us here are kids duhhh
wrong dude lmao
no?
The credit card companies themselves forced it
bro what the fuck man, how am i gonna jork it? what about all the cool nsfw games??? insane dude
Wouldnt it be better to keep the dark and grittiness to show people that its happening
The people who control ALL the money
it doesnt matter dude
'mainstream' brother
mature section of newgrounds 
I don't agree with it
I hate this timeline
but
corpo does what corpo do
i hate this shit
it's fine right now
Censorship is getting worse
yes
I HATE BIG COMPANIES
its moving back underground like the 90s
Show me your best cat sticker
Kids these days are gonna learn how to do it like we did back then
erm
bro lmao
How old are you
Tf are talking about
censorship is always a slippery spiral
indeed
yes I know dude
why do we censor things
Control
I used to try to protest these things
For 18+ games
I miss when the internet was a no mans land in the early 2000s
I miss when i had free speech
Hefty cake
ha
What was that like
who here is older than 30?
They all say that
premium speech starts at 20 clams a month
Sadly it was mostly just titties
i am mate
Sadly..?
And alotttt of dead people
shitter
That.. is actually sad
It's so joever
Even youtube had vids of people dying at the time
Pay $25 for censorship removal monthly membership
It was an era where u could post anything
what a steal!!
Until the fbi realized they should stop the uploading of this stuff
that wasnt for you mate
Man I saw one video like that when I was like 13
we probably would've had a good conversation if I wasn't
Although vpns only cost about £5/mo 
It was... gross.
Funky town is a popular one nowadays
man id rather this than what we have now
But there were way worse things
I think steam might do what xbox and sony does. Want to play online with the Internet you pay for? $15 a month pls.
also sorrry If I insulted anyone earlier
Like the hammer ones
Do not
And the cutting boards
I know I was acting like a dick
Funky town, the song?
It was legit SAW irl
Don't look into it sean, it's bad
Oh
I'm gonna insult someone
I dont need to see any of that
I'll take it
Pls insult me
you can insult me
Nice thighs, Nolan
I'm really sorry guys
.
ya'll have actually been really cool
you can still find this shit today but its relegated to certain websites
I feel bad for being a dumbass
“Dark web” isnt as dark anymore
You should, go drink more alcohol
Im literally about to
we should make squids fight each other and bet on it
call it squid game
U can find sites but they get shut down instantly
i use .tor urls to look at subreddits
I still have about 6 beers
uhhh not really
but yeah
The youtube full stop punctuation bug that worked as a hidden youtube darkweb in 2020 was creepy
Reminded me of
Like how did they let an entire part of youtube go unnoticed for 20 years
Why do you miss this..?
Conspiracy 100%
because its a level of individuality, of freedom and autonomy thats been taken from us
death of personal blog pages/websites and the creation of social media has made the interweb lame
being able to feel like an adventurer, like you're making your own path in a digital space built by community, not corpo
Yeah.. sounds real.. individual
I remember finding crazy stuff on there during 2020
Freedom of speech is actually being attacked which is honestly just sad af
I'ma guess 87?
i member when websites has links to other websites and u can just keep goin 👴
now everything is owned by the same losers
I suppose you have a bit of a point
As a uk resident i would have never thought I'd need to use a vpn to circumvent censorship
yeah man, I know some stuf
Really?
you are kinda like me I think
rebel rebel
Pirate websites are being totally nuked this year
So even less freedom now
Whats being censored
he has no balls i doubt u have none either
YES DUDE ITS FUCKING ANNOYING
Yeah we now need to submit ID verification on any site that has "adult" content.
discord, anything "18+"
Why tf did I get born into this dystopian shit
i have balls 
eh I mean I literally had an appointment with a fucking what's it claled a goddamn penis doctor
born too early for dystopia
born too late for dystopia
born just in time for dystopia 

I cancelled it, but it was last week
A mix of bad parenting and dogshit governments led us to this point
urologist
i do have balls, i say again
it*
Too bad, your a eunuch now
Your balls are now censored fart
jesus
18+ verification
how did I wind up here
imagine being a penor doctor
Am I gonna have to do like some hl2 rebel shit
weanor op
tell bcs im bored at sht at work
Ill tell you why i want to destroy microsoft but listen up because ill only tell you once
Well I can re-read the message
infection, operation, had to cut it in half to remove the infection, now he needs to train it back up again and use a catheter
oh god wtf
what in the goddamn
bro
it happens apparently
ouch
real
fuck
peanits rehab
I watched microsoft strip the internet of its individuality and eventually of free games unlimited games but no games
I hope you're ok
They turned ur mate into a woman
his ballz isnt fine
i appreciate the check in tho
I guess I gotta deal with some bullshit
and genuinely, yeah I hope you're doing good
dude im ok
ok lol
lol, this was about my mate
i appreciate you so invested in the health of my dong
lol
its all good
fuck you're one of those
"is everyone having a good time, i just want everyone to have a good time"

"are they having fun?
"
no I actually hate people most of the time

I am just very antisocial
but
you ssaid shit earlier
that made me feel kinda bad
I think you're just coping with loneliness
yes
who is that
Oh emm geee its mr breast
It's you
Mr boost
that looks more like u tupid
I move away from all my friends and I don't even have many friends
so yeah, maybe a bit of lonliness
This is bullying
Bri’ish
theres some fud in ur ketchup
mate we're not the people you talk to
too late fucker
go to bed and grieve with your family
Bro boutta get le timeout
alright brother
ZEEROL
echo im tryna psyop my father into going gym again
Siiiick
Tell him to get buff with you
wat
why dont you just ask your dad to exercise with you
pretty much the idea
Going to the gym with someone is always peak
Roids but yeah
You can just tell if someone is on roids, unless they have absolutely perfect genetics for gaining muscle mass
indeed
Extremely rare tho
Muscles
theres no way that an out of breath 21 year old that looks 35 is not on roids
built like a brick shit house
Crazy how it ages you
fr dude
Myostatin related muscle hypertrophy envy
any experience with that stuff?
Im jealous of people with that genetic disorder
roids? nah dude ive been natty
word
Is that what it's called?
roids? those are robots
lmao
Yes
Mooper is knowledgeable on this subject please elaborate
U dont need to work for em you will always have muscles
Interesting 
yeah i mean it would be cool but i like working out as a hobby
we all have muscles tupid
And you have more muscle mass to gain than the avg if you do gym
i dont think id be affected much considering i dont do it to look good
i would still be out there
I dont, im a skeleton bound to a hospital bed
boner? i hardly
Rick grimes
I also like working out and have thought about like supratherapuetic endogenous test, but it would prolly fuck me up
I just like being caked up
caked up for what dude
holy sht chat
im gonna run around in a comedic fruit costume
interesting
Im cake
i just received a call by some russian guy asking for the embassy
are these two people the same person?
say your the embassy
Embu-
fake cake
Wha
fr
im not fake
hmm
that dude must be wearing something in there
ur fraudulent
Weong one
Wong won
interesting
make that 3:0
what is this? a man united match
if I'm this drunk and noticing something must be off
if anyone else watched football itd be funny
Weng wen

thanks zo
Cucumber
they played recently here and got clapped
thats an eggplant
FR dude its fucking hilarious
i love seeing them get steam rolled
Goobly goocks
its too funny
we were clowning on mu fans for a whileee after that
Tis the plan 
no matter how much of a comeback a club makes you still have a history
All sports are abt balls
KICK DA BALLL
instead of kicking the ball how about killing each other
fully roided and cyberware
Gluttony
messi would never do this 
Messi in question
messi
is neat
who wrote this
Esti colis
CAM ON ENGLAND
your doing what to england????



Fella named england
theres a game about that


That's a rare one

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theyre speaking russian
its outta here
get the hammer frogski

ill get the sickle too
isnt this a 2005 song 
Everything non american obscure to me
Do you know how long it takes to get out of my country
get out?
At least you can get out
I'm stuck here forever
american media blindness
my first experience with 'building stylization from europe' was half life two
go to an airport and take a flight
easy
whoops ping

Have you seen ticket costs
and good reminder i need to get my passport soon
it is
Then why did you ask
a lot
that doesnt mean you can be ignorant
internet
did you correct ignorant to internet
no dude
ok
east coast, absolutely, it diversifies an amount as you travel west, but still very strong brit influence in certain areas
it's not that it isn't there i was just ignorant of it lol
i should probably be less ignorant
What was it
the gif with the bouncing cat
its interesting to think that, if you're not american, you still grow up knowing about it, hearing about it, listening to the music and looking at pictures and scenes from movies.
but you do that for a lot of other places too.
however, this doesnt seem true for americans in reverse
that statement alone already makes you better off than a lot of people
as in, doesnt seem like they learn about other countries much if at all
we do not, like at all
like they're holding onto that preww2 isolationism
i do tend to pick up the most random facts or words from countries
ahhh yeah makes sense
east is likely where they all come into america from
settled and shit
america first is a real sentiment and it has eaten its way into all of our culture, why go or think about anywhere when youre already in 'the best country on earth'
"settled" 
lol damn
It's a one way valve, since America is so large it's influence is piped out everywhere else, and all influence that tries to go the other way is negligible compared to it
i dont think its a size thing tbh but i see your point
As an Iranian I'm an proud American
erm what did i come back to
🦅
🦅
if it was a size thing then we'd all be drowned out by the media and music produced by the countries of the african continent
🦅
seems more like an intentional veil
america only has some 300m people, by that logic india and china should be dominating the news cycle, we just are very... showboaty ig? america is a caricature of itself
acting like i understand this
oh those guys
just hang out with more people outside the states
the snow sniper...
What about that one finnish sniper on 40 tabs of meth
i do talk to a guy from romania alot
like from when scarf and i first became friends to now has been some of the most eye opening months of my life when it comws to just my understanding of the eastern world, or literally anywhere that isnt in the united states
didnt they make a song about him
also shoutout to my greek, czech and yugoslavian? i think? friends they are the best
yugoslavia?
uh
that place doesnt exist anymore
bruh I got some news
lmao
im gonna walk out of my country to learn more about the world
fr
Bro how do I turn off this fuckass autodub 🥀
i read about something called the velvet revolution
i think was related to yugoslavia
i know i know there was some specific thing about that particular set of countries that i don't remember lol
either way, love all my european and otherwise homies
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