I’ve been sober, completely abstaining from everything for the past 2 or so months
#general_chat
stone gorge
just think of the money you're saving tbh
sacred schooner
who gives their car a cent
pastel orbit
I always have beer money
onyx igloo
I've only had chocolate liquor
karmic jetty
who gives their car *a cent*
low maintenance car
onyx igloo
I've only had chocolate liquor
Tasted like ass and shit
chrome jetty
Kapow
pastel orbit
Get whiskey or herbal liquor
onyx igloo
I cant fucking buy it lmao
pastel orbit
Herbal liquor is an acquired taste but I love it
onyx igloo
It's the stuff my mom gave me
stone gorge
low maintenance car
bunnies are better than cats tbh
onyx igloo
nuh uh
onyx igloo
I got the blue lemonade
karmic jetty
bunnies are evil
sacred schooner
cats are the best
karmic jetty
cats superior
stone gorge
bunnies are evil
onyx igloo
Hares are evil
stone gorge
the shove he does is so fucking funny to me
stone gorge
its just fwoooosh
sacred schooner
foul beast
quick, call for a witcher
stone gorge
<a:ehehe:1229631053530927114>
smokey bbq bacon burger ass emoji
stone gorge
<a:smokybbqbaconbufordfromcheckers:1027951412870656000>
this shit bussin
thin wedge
Why do people drink root beer
onyx igloo
Why not just grab some grass from outside tho
thin wedge
onyx igloo
You can get free matcha
stone gorge
Why do people drink root beer
its not that badp
pastel orbit
Root beer tastes like medicine
onyx igloo
Its right there AND FREE
karmic jetty
ok buddy u go make lawn grass tea
karmic jetty
cow
stone gorge
moo
thin wedge
ok buddy u go make lawn grass tea
onyx igloo
hank hill
why is he wearing a white shirt after mowing grass
how did he not stain it
tepid star
how did he not stain it
cuz he's white bread. you know, being pro pain and pro pain accessories
sacred schooner
Root beer tastes like medicine
give it to people with cough syrup addiction as a way to fight withdrawal symptoms
ivory grail
https://youtube.com/shorts/8haTNZb_izc?si=qQYdhIA0onD6AnSz
Please enjoy a seal learning how to eat a fish
pastel orbit
I unironically enjoy the taste of something like jagermeister but can’t stomach dr pepper
onyx igloo
i didnt even know rootbeer haters exist
young kelp
the one that tasted like medicine was some kind of bottled milktea
pastel orbit
Or any sort of root beer
onyx igloo
i didnt even know rootbeer haters exist
where did you goblins come from
young kelp
it tasted like how my dentist's office smells
sacred schooner
I unironically enjoy the taste of something like jagermeister but can’t stomach ...
uppy would be mad
young kelp
where did you goblins come from
I don't hate it, just not a fan of it either
pastel orbit
I think I made monster milk a few times and enjoyed it enough to finish the whole thing but I don’t think I’ve ever finished a can of root beer
onyx igloo
fair
im not a fan of fanta tbh
every once in a while but fanta just seems too common
karmic jetty
zzzz
onyx igloo
EXCLUDING FANTA GRAPE
sacred schooner
I like fanta
onyx igloo
fanta grape is awesome
onyx igloo
i probably shouldve specified orange fanta mb
sacred schooner
but I'd prefer if we had european fanta here
karmic jetty
onyx igloo
orange fanta is the npcs choice
pastel orbit
Fanta exotic and blue Fanta are the best flavors
onyx igloo
but I'd prefer if we had european fanta here
real
tender igloo
Root beer tastes like medicine
i love it , taastes like horehound
onyx igloo
Fanta exotic and blue Fanta are the best flavors
what the hell is fanta exotic
pastel orbit
The green Fanta
onyx igloo
uranium flavor
sacred schooner
uranium fever
pastel orbit
The sugar free one taste like it has uranium in it
But the regular Fanta exotic is great
tender igloo
barley and fennel tea
sacred schooner
what is your favorite tea
the one that makes americans angy
young kelp
every tea
sacred schooner
any and all tea
young kelp
yes
pastel orbit
tender igloo
undeveloped beer
tastes like coffee kinda
onyx igloo
gotcha
pastel orbit
Are gif perms just off limits?
onyx igloo
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/264175040659062794/1276166583403806792/ca...
computer bricking virus
banned
sacred schooner
Are gif perms just off limits?
they are to plungers
neon bramble
drink woter
I'd rather gatekeep bean water
onyx igloo
and hammers
neon bramble
or leaf water
onyx igloo
I'd rather gatekeep bean water
do you drink the water from the canned beans
that thick stuff
my god the idea of drinking that disgusts me
pastel orbit
Instant coffee and no name energy drinks is what I gatekeep
neon bramble
I eat the beans and extract the sweet sweet bean juice in my gut for maximum utilization
last spoke
Are gif perms just off limits?
Yeah, it's a filter so that people don't just join and start posting nonsense. If you have anything PZ related to share, you can post it in #1162438206516645948
sacred schooner
Yeah, it's a filter so that people don't just join and start posting nonsense. I...
yeah, we're the ones in charge of posting nonsense
neon bramble
last spoke
We post vetted nonsense
toxic relic
neon bramble
you can try to post a gif and 50/50 get laughed at no embed perms or they'll just post it for you
onyx igloo
Can I slip someone a fiver for image and gif perms?
send lokiel your feet pictures
last spoke
You can slip me a fiver, but I have no authority to provide anything for it
toxic relic
why do you want to send images
last spoke
You have image perms in #1162438206516645948
sacred schooner
you can try to post a gif and 50/50 get laughed at no embed perms or they'll jus...
I bet on the former
toxic relic
another tf2 muscle hunk spammer
pastel orbit
I love tf2 mge
young kelp
another tf2 muscle hunk spammer
toxic relic
bro probably thinks hes the most creative gif user alive
neon bramble
sacred schooner
bro probably thinks hes the most creative gif user alive
that title goes to Bill
young kelp
bronze moat
Average Tolkein experience:
toxic relic
toxic relic
that title goes to Bill
i agree for now
tender igloo
This is a bribe
what is a bribe
sacred schooner
i agree for now
you can't outdo Bill
toxic relic
not me
pastel orbit
It’s kind of a hassle to post everything in showcase
bronze moat
It’s kind of a hassle to post everything in showcase
Chat more. Be active. Level up
thin wedge
however bill is top of the slop
slop king fr
toxic relic
king of sloppy
tender igloo
It’s kind of a hassle to post everything in showcase
community asked for it to be higher because peoplew ould just join, shipost and post obscene crap lol
last spoke
It’s kind of a hassle to post everything in showcase
So it's working.
bronze moat
sacred schooner
sloppy Joe
chrome jetty
Can I slip someone a fiver for image and gif perms?
You can give me $5
onyx igloo
i've got another flood watch
bronze moat
chrome jetty
I can’t do anything but you would have given me $5
onyx igloo
can i have 5 dollars
chrome jetty
No I asked first
pastel orbit
Get a job
chrome jetty
If they have another $5 you can have it
last spoke
I can’t do anything but you would have given me $5
I already made that joke, get with the times, dork
sacred schooner
w*rk
bronze moat
Im at work now. While chatting in discord.
A paying job btw
karmic jetty
lucky u
chrome jetty
I sell drugs
last spoke
As opposed to the non paying job
pastel orbit
I’m gonna do amateur unpaid gigs once I learn how to hand wrap the coils of an inductor around a specified core
thin wedge
can i have 5 dollars
bronze moat
As opposed to the non paying job
Yeah the work I do for mods / modding games is unpaid. That is sometimes 20-30 hours a week
onyx igloo
the flood watch has evolved into a heat advisory just now
what
its either heat advisory or flood watch
lmao
sacred schooner
I’m gonna do amateur unpaid gigs once I learn how to hand wrap the coils of an i...
chrome jetty
I’m gonna do amateur unpaid gigs once I learn how to hand wrap the coils of an i...
Dig a hole
bronze moat
I’m gonna do amateur unpaid gigs once I learn how to hand wrap the coils of an i...
$100 if you can fix some landscaping and clean up my car port
karmic jetty
nexusmods keeps giving me free premium
pastel orbit
I can’t wait to shut down a grid transformer because I mixed Farads and Henrys like I’ve done on paper 4 or 5 times now
rain mango
karmic jetty
i havent used it in centuries
pastel orbit
I’m not qualified to do anything paid
onyx igloo
i could probably do a job just fine i just tend to have poor communication skills
chrome jetty
bronze moat
nexusmods keeps giving me free premium
Premium is free if you joined years ago before the “great mod uprising”
chrome jetty
i could probably do a job just fine i just tend to have poor communication skill...
Dig a hole
chrome jetty
I’m not qualified to do anything paid
Dig a hole
onyx igloo
diggy diggy hole
karmic jetty
Premium is free if you joined years ago before the “great mod uprising”
the jorjorwel incident
pastel orbit
I’m not even qualified to touch a wall outlet but that hasn’t stopped me from shoving the testing leads of my dollar store temu un fused multimeter into 230 volts going 50 hertz a second
Thank god for breaker boxes
chrome jetty
You are qualified to dig a hole
last spoke
I can't fucken stand nexus I'll be real
I don't even know why but it's like, the way it looks at me
Don't like that
karmic jetty
onyx igloo
one time i held my hand on a live outlet with a plug stuck in it
sacred schooner
i could probably do a job just fine i just tend to have poor communication skill...
my problem has become that I have no soul left when at work
pastel orbit
I love touching wall outlets
onyx igloo
one time i held my hand on a live outlet with a plug stuck in it
so i got whatever voltage from the outlet directly into my arm
for like 30 seconds
karmic jetty
feelin shiddy at work made me exercise more lol
bronze moat
the jorjorwel incident
I have around 3,000 mods that got pulled and never came back on ANY mod site.
If I did not have ethics, I could post them
thin wedge
i havent used it in centuries
don't you wanna 4k cbbe sliders
last spoke
It's the amps that kill you
thin wedge
so can control the belly button size
onyx igloo
well my arm was tweaking out
thin wedge
well my arm was tweaking out
charger
sacred schooner
don't you wanna 4k cbbe sliders
Bill knows his shmit
karmic jetty
so can control the belly button size
pyrocynical
pastel orbit
so i got whatever voltage from the outlet directly into my arm
Rookie mistake, next time plug your first electrode inside the neutral terminal and second electrode inside the positive terminal so the electricity flows straight through your heart
onyx igloo
i just stared at it like 😕
last spoke
pyrocynical
SHUT
thin wedge
pyrocynical
karmic jetty
thin wedge
pyrocynical had to become a femboy twice to live it down
how the mighty have fallen
pastel orbit
Jokes aside I wish I could have my future job be blowing up giant filter capacitors on a large scale
But I don’t think that’s an actual career choice
last spoke
My job is great
I just repeat myself every day and sometimes people get pissy at me because there was rain a month ago
pastel orbit
If I don’t get any cool jobs I think I’ll just blow shit up in the woods
last spoke
Get paid fat stacks for it too
vernal moss
what is causing people who join my server to have their bags they're wearing to be deleted
pastel orbit
I can probably make remote controlled detonators, it wouldn’t really be that hard
I still have to brush up on micro controllers
sacred schooner
hello patrick bagman
pastel orbit
But I have no idea how to do the chemistry bits
last spoke
Okay this went from someone being bored to domestic terrorism in like one message
pastel orbit
God forbid you blow up a tiny bit of tannerite in your neighbors garden
thin wedge
But I have no idea how to do the chemistry bits
Probably just source from the us army manual
pastel orbit
They don’t tell you how to make the plastic explosives combat engineers work with
onyx igloo
stuff ball into tube
thin wedge
Im sure lowes wouldn't mind their fertilizer disappearing
last spoke
God forbid you blow up a tiny bit of tannerite in your neighbors garden
God can't forbid a damn thing, but I'm pretty sure local law will
pastel orbit
Combat engineer is also a possible career path that seems kinda cool
thin wedge
yummers
karmic jetty
yommers
thin wedge
pastel orbit
You could probably swallow c4 and pass it though your system and be fine
karmic jetty
you are yuckers. Go shower pls
how did u know
thin wedge
thin wedge
draw in the shower goofball
last spoke
:)
pastel orbit
I’m already on one or more government lists for looking up innocent things on the internet
I never really did anything with all that I’ve learned
But I’d love to someday
karmic jetty
erm
thin wedge
I’m already on one or more government lists for looking up innocent things on th...
How to cook coke
pastel orbit
I think I should just stick to microcontroller
karmic jetty
what kinda mcu
pastel orbit
How to cook coke
Coke, like charcoal? For sulfur?
chrome jetty
How to make crack
onyx igloo
How to cook coke
play schedule 1
pastel orbit
No not really
thin wedge
play schedule 1
Step 8: Combine Horse juice and donuts
pastel orbit
I’m not really that good at chemistry, especially organic chemistry
thin wedge
@loud pumice BUY MORE HORSE JUICE
chrome jetty
No one likes organic chem
karmic jetty
horse juice
thin wedge
WE NEED TO COOK UPPY
karmic jetty
is not what its called
chrome jetty
horse semen
thin wedge
go ahead zuul
karmic jetty
nu
chrome jetty
Bruh
karmic jetty
wha
chrome jetty
Calm down
karmic jetty
i keep it pg
onyx igloo
what the fuck happened here in the 2 seconds i was gone
chrome jetty
we smoked the magic rocks
karmic jetty
large fecal
thin wedge
giant stool
pastel orbit
It’s either amateur terrorism or animal insemination
loud pumice
<@493137892365828136> BUY MORE HORSE JUICE
NO
pliant marten
I just added starving zombies and ohhh its so cool
Having zombies actually act like predators seeking out food changes the vibe so much
Sometimes they don't even notice me because they're too focused on eating, I sneak up and pop em off
cinder pond
rip ozzy
thin wedge
chrome jetty
Who
cinder pond
what do you mean who...
thin wedge
what if gman was freaky and he sent you the city 17 to freak it.
pastel orbit
It’s a shocker he made it as long as he did, but i still can’t believe he’s gone now
cinder pond
It’s a shocker he made it as long as he did, but i still can’t believe he’s gone...
brutal legend is free on itch.io rn (that metal game with jack black, lemmy kilmister and ozzy osbourne)
pastel orbit
He hasn’t been sober for the last 3 decades I don’t think
white hedge
rockstar
pliant marten
That's him
white hedge
known for biting off bat heads
cinder pond
known for biting off bat heads
he did that in little nicky
white hedge
he did that in little nicky
is that the movie where adam sandler is the devil in disguise of a little kid?
cinder pond
brutal legend is free on itch.io rn (that metal game with jack black, lemmy kilm...
oh and rob halford
uh
teag
'yeah
young kelp
pliant marten
Oh hey you're in the DD server too
chrome jetty
You know the song "Crazy Train"?
No
neon bramble
average starsector earlygame
rose kestrel
onyx igloo
the drip is bountiful
polar kernel
bronze moat
You know the song "Crazy Train"?
Im goin off the rails on a crazy train!
charred lion
$7 is insane
onyx igloo
i can make that shit a home
onyx igloo
$7 is insane
how are you new and a veteran
cloud tartan
Im new this game and can't make it past a week. So I started watching gameplay on YouTube and found this gem.
rose kestrel
$7 is insane
vast dagger
is there any way to tell what gives me the unexpected error when trying to load a game
what's this from
wraith bolt
bored
young kelp
what's this from
Youjo senki
onyx igloo
no but i like to bake stuff sometimes
wraith bolt
Naw can't drown my demons they know how to swim
onyx igloo
bake some booze
good idea
young kelp
onyx igloo
what would be a good combo
young kelp
onyx igloo
darn
wraith bolt
you can make soda bread with beer
onyx igloo
beer bread
young kelp
try beer bread
wraith bolt
with guiness it's fyre
wraith bolt
raisin bread with ginger beer might be good too
onyx igloo
perchance
pastel orbit
Skip the loaf drink the brew
onyx igloo
bread is hella good tho
gritty drift
onyx igloo
river jacinth
Hey anyone know what kinda mods I should run if I'm just starting?
rain mango
Hey anyone know what kinda mods I should run if I'm just starting?
none
wraith dust
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/703284441874694165/1380745796789473361/RP...
stealing
neon bramble
Hey anyone know what kinda mods I should run if I'm just starting?
you have bigger problems
not dying
midnight spear
lol yes
neon bramble
its hard to enjoy modded gameplay if you die before touching the modded conten
vast dagger
ughhh i keep getting unexpected error occured
hardy muralBOT
livid notch
midnight spear
thanks so much
livid notch
No problem
midnight spear
hey so, who is on tonight?
strange beacon
thanks so much
you're welcome
strange beacon
i don't think anyone's on tonight
strange beacon
i'm good bro
last spoke
"I'm very known well for my lexicon"
- @heavy ivy
midnight spear
lol
midnight spear
I'm always amazed by people who have a higher vocabulary than people in my country
rose kestrel
midnight spear
i hope you get better then
sorry, I didn't mean to bother you
naive flicker
What the actual fuck
midnight spear
I just started playing pz like this week
pumpkin spice spam?
dude
I just threw uo
up
onyx igloo
What
strange beacon
!ban @rose kestrel
livid notch
Never had spam and it looks like an 87 year old canned emergency foods in vaults
strange beacon
spam is also popular in the south
i know a lot of people that eat skillet spam
mostly old people
onyx igloo
spam is also popular in the south
Everything heart attack worthy is popular there
quasi slate
Mouse with holes in it for breathing
onyx igloo
what
strange beacon
Mouse with holes in it for breathing
questionable choice of words
quasi slate
strange beacon
oh, thank god
strange beacon
a mouse
midnight spear
trypophobia
naive flicker
I don't like the holes
And i i surely don't like RGB
It's only useful for keyboards i guess at night
But that's about it
strange beacon
lightweight mouses need to be exterminated
if my mouse isn't weighted i dont want it
logitech is the goat for this
midnight spear
what country you from
strange beacon
the one i was born in
quasi slate
frosty tulip
It's only useful for keyboards i guess at night
bruh the only thing you need in a keyboard is for it to be obnoxiously loud so whenever you're in a VC with somebody, they'll always hear your stupid clicking
quasi slate
Not possible with my mic 😔
It picks up me screaming but if i drop something or blast music full volume the mic doesnt pick it up
frosty tulip
mine picks up a lot.
the worst time was when it picked up my chair literally collapsing and me almost falling out the window
it was during the middle of a vc smh
quasi slate
I remember i disabled ai noise cancellation and background noise suppression then it would pick up my keyboard lol
frosty tulip
literally disco
strange beacon
It picks up me screaming but if i drop something or blast music full volume the ...
my mic picks up music all the time it's so annoying
midnight spear
literally disco
bro, it's all disco
frosty tulip
exactly
midnight spear
tak
yo I never finished that game tho
but I want to
I got to the part with like, 20 different political choices
I tried to be neutral but the game like made fun of me for trying to not pick sides
naive flicker
bruh the only thing you need in a keyboard is for it to be obnoxiously loud so w...
I hate that
heavy ivy
"I'm very known well for my lexicon"
\- <@1079971648763080746>
i am wot, yea
livid notch
I hate those keyboards because I can't be gaming early in morning or late at night
naive flicker
Yea i don't get the appeal
frosty tulip
I tried to be neutral but the game like made fun of me for trying to not pick si...
well ya get made fun of either way tho
onyx igloo
my rgb keyboard has a feature where the lights mimic and explosion on my keyboard with the lights
main reason i have it
naive flicker
Some ppl would kill me for having a flat keyboard
onyx igloo
its so entertaining to just tap random keys to me
naive flicker
100%
But 100% is nice
The numpad is good for certain functions
Like reassigning keys you don't need that often
onyx igloo
yall play purble place on the old computers
toxic relic
my rgb keyboard has a feature where the lights mimic and explosion on my keyboar...
yoo same, im sure yours also has the music function too yeah?
where the colours react to the sound or musi
livid notch
Yea i don't get the appeal
I don't get the appeal of it being RGB either
toxic relic
slop
livid notch
What I get for letting my brother buy keyboard
naive flicker
I don't get the appeal of it being RGB either
Real
onyx igloo
my keyboard has a metal bottom which is really nice
toxic relic
rgb is unnecessary
onyx igloo
metal bottom is what they call me
no they dont
that sounds like incredibly inconvient
livid notch
rgb is unnecessary
It's just for flexing
toxic relic
i hate it tbh
toxic relic
id rather have black/grey muted colours, i dont see the allure of rgb
onyx igloo
my keyboard only turns on the lights to make that explosion effect
i wonder if i can change the color of the explosions
onyx igloo
havent checked
frosty tulip
id rather have black/grey muted colours, i dont see the allure of rgb
it makes the computer perform better
scientifically confirmed
toxic relic
naive flicker
Ze bluetoof devais is redy to pair
toxic relic
it makes the computer perform better
i feel like if anything its worse lmao
onyx igloo
i finally managed to clean out my computer a bit ago
frosty tulip
i feel like if anything its worse lmao
nuh uh
onyx igloo
i think i inhaled the dusts of a thousand wars
frosty tulip
it's why you also need a gaming chair to help with the PCs performance
naive flicker
Cleaning my PC with water
frosty tulip
gaming chairs are totally vital and are definitely not a complete rip-off
toxic relic
i think i inhaled the dusts of a thousand wars
fuck yeah dude, dust is a silent killer of desktops
naive flicker
gaming chairs are totally vital and are definitely not a complete rip-off
I got one, honestly I should buy an office chair next
onyx igloo
my lungs shall persevere these troubled times of dust and dangerous inhalants
livid notch
gaming chairs are totally vital and are definitely not a complete rip-off
Absolutely I need an chair 40 times the price of an filthy casual office chair I could buy right away
onyx igloo
i should also buy an office chair
toxic relic
damn office chairs really are op tbh
naive flicker
But it increases performance
onyx igloo
next chair im getting is gonna be an office chair
naive flicker
An office chair will just put avast antivirus on your PC
toxic relic
that 20 dollar chair thats been in an accounting firms warehouse for 15 years is going to last you twice as long and be at least 3x as comfortable as a fucking 400 dollar gamer chair
karmic jetty
real
naive flicker
Truth
onyx igloo
that 20 dollar chair thats been in an accounting firms warehouse for 15 years is...
Yeah I have a gaming chair rn, it sucks honestly
onyx igloo
i need a new mousepad
naive flicker
And a MacBook
frosty tulip
alienware are well-known for being super affordable
naive flicker
A wireless apple mouse
toxic relic
and very pro right to repair
frosty tulip
exactly
naive flicker
👽
livid notch
that 20 dollar chair thats been in an accounting firms warehouse for 15 years is...
Truth is, anything with "gaming or gamer" behind it's name is gonna suck
frosty tulip
WAt
toxic relic
real
karmic jetty
where the gayming chairs at
onyx igloo
the goon room
naive flicker
Except for headsets i guess
frosty tulip
Except for headsets i guess
I remember my brothers old microphone years back.
toxic relic
gayming chair 🗣️
surreal mirage
Gaming chair with poopenstuhl ability
karmic jetty
bruh
frosty tulip
we didn't have a proper headset so you know what he used? an old Wii SingStar microphone
karmic jetty
poopen en cuckstoel
frosty tulip
He put the mic into a cup so it wouldn't fall over
and that was his microphone for a few years
karmic jetty
they made him out his mic into a cup
naive flicker
we didn't have a proper headset so you know what he used? an old Wii SingStar mi...
HAHAHA
INSANE
toxic relic
Truth is, anything with "gaming or gamer" behind it's name is gonna suck
i was looking for a new monitor and all the "gaming" monitors were 100+ dollars more expensive compared to an "office monitor" that had the same or better specs
naive flicker
Why would an office monitor need 120 hz
naive flicker
budgetmaxxing, all I can say
Creative tho
frosty tulip
becuase office monitors need 120 hz
onyx igloo
Why would an office monitor need 120 hz
watch facebook memes efficiently
frosty tulip
boss I need it, I need it so I can be extra productive
That way I can make excel spreadsheets at 120 fps
2x faster
karmic jetty
SO TRUE
onyx igloo
WHY DID YOU REDEEM IT!
karmic jetty
ur not actually working if ur shared excel isnt laggy asf and can crash the second u mispaste a line
frosty tulip
lets be real here. The main market for traditional roguelikes is just office workers.
naive flicker
DO NOT REDEEM THE CARD
frosty tulip
You play a traditional roguelike and your boss looks over and just thinks you're really shit at making excel spreadsheets
naive flicker
Real
onyx igloo
shit, man i should buy more office stuff
toxic relic
Gaming chair with poopenstuhl ability
i need to be able to push out a poopenwurst on the stuhl while getting a w in fortnite on my rekenspel
karmic jetty
office stuff often has better ergonomics as per osha
toxic relic
office stuff often has better ergonomics as per osha
this shit man
onyx igloo
i need to be able to push out a poopenwurst on the stuhl while getting a w in fo...
my gamer gunken is stuck to the cheek
frosty tulip
office stuff often has better ergonomics as per osha
yeah it's pretty obvious when ya think about it. that shit is designed for people to be using a whole work day
toxic relic
my gamer gunken is stuck to the cheek
this is why you dont use the poopenstuhl when you have diarrhoea
, hard turds only
toxic relic
wrong b42
sudden moat
Ugh, I'm sorry.
toxic relic
surreal mirage
i need to be able to push out a poopenwurst on the stuhl while getting a w in fo...
Hell yeah this is the way
onyx igloo
i remember watching a random joel (vinesauce) video where i heard a guy evilly say "Din lilla jävel."
toxic relic
im certain you're spelling that wrong
toxic relic
was it swedish?
onyx igloo
Yep
toxic relic
huh then its right
swedish has a very striking tonal inflection/oral posture thats easy to identify
onyx igloo
i will call everyone in my family lilla jävel because thats what they are
including myself
toxic relic
do you want another one
toxic relic
uh
well you have an american accent i assume
so youd pronounce it with an afrikaans accent
onyx igloo
ive never heard that accent
onyx igloo
gotcha
toxic relic
👍
unreal bane
Dummkopf
unreal bane
It is.
pastel blade
Haven't talked here in ages.
toxic relic
but theres big differences
toxic relic
go for a run
onyx igloo
at 1 am
toxic relic
yeah
onyx igloo
as a teenager
with parents
pastel blade
I just got back from the county fair
toxic relic
american is so weird
pastel blade
I ate a brick of curly fries
toxic relic
as a teenager
with parents
yes?
onyx igloo
if i did that i would get an ass whooping
pastel blade
american is so weird
:(
toxic relic
why lol
onyx igloo
mainly because i have to let them know im leaving
toxic relic
why ?
pastel blade
Since when was having a fair weird?
onyx igloo
i cant just fucking wander off
toxic relic
weird
pastel blade
I feel ya with that man
toxic relic
Since when was having a fair weird?
its very hokey pokey
onyx igloo
i mean i can during the day
pastel blade
its very hokey pokey
tf is that meant to mean.
onyx igloo
but not 1 am
toxic relic
but not 1 am
odd
pastel blade
Apparently fun is weird.
toxic relic
as long as you're not dead then why would they care what you do
toxic relic
Apparently fun is weird.
no
onyx igloo
as long as you're not dead then why would they care what you do
do i have to explain the concept of parents to you
toxic relic
fuck man my dad checked on me once a week
pastel blade
Thats rough.
toxic relic
hed walk into my room or call my mates parents to make sure i wasnt dead
toxic relic
Thats rough.
nah
pliant marten
How old were you at the time
onyx igloo
i'm not very good at independence
toxic relic
15
pastel blade
I guess having an absent father is a good thing now.
pliant marten
What
toxic relic
I guess having an absent father is a good thing now.
this was in the 2000s mate
pliant marten
Dude I thought you were like in college
pastel blade
this was in the 2000s mate
And?
midnight spear
VC
onyx igloo
i discombobulate during the times i was "independant"
pastel blade
I like independence, but I'm also very thankful my parents take good care of me.
toxic relic
lol ok
midnight spear
anyone vc?
heavy ivy
he let me be my own man
we have a really bad parental culture here sadly
toxic relic
seems like it
onyx igloo
anyone vc?
Negative.
rain mango
toxic relic
very american
pastel blade
Whats your deal with Americans?
neon bramble
toxic relic
Whats your deal with Americans?
lol
pastel blade
Get me some cheese and crackers while your down there.
toxic relic
have a pint with barry
onyx igloo
Better communication skills
midnight spear
Already there mate
neon bramble
I will get in a fight then have a beer
livid notch
Please give me an Australian medi gun
toxic relic
I will get in a fight then have a beer
too easy mate, thats the way
heavy ivy
Please give me an Australian medi gun
@last spoke do you think you could hook light up
toxic relic
HHAAHHAA
neon bramble
Please give me an Australian medi gun
cant help you with that back to the mines with you
onyx igloo
little pussy?
whats up with you and pussies
neon bramble
need 1000 more tours
midnight spear
whats up with you and pussies
I fuck them usually
how bout u?
VC?
let's talk this out
toxic relic
livid notch
I fuck them usually
Alright little Timmy, save some for rest of us
onyx igloo
if you keep asking for vc its just gonna make people wanna do it less
midnight spear
Alright little Timmy, save some for rest of us
np, lots of fish in the sea
last spoke
I fuck them usually
I don't believe you.
midnight spear
if you keep asking for vc its just gonna make people wanna do it less
or just you
pastel blade
This server is wild.
onyx igloo
Indeed
midnight spear
whatever, Im just looking to talk to some people
toxic relic
no one wants to talkk to you brother
midnight spear
I don't give a fuck, maybe it's the wrong time zone
last spoke
Go join a VC then
last spoke
like
last spoke
There's two of them rn
midnight spear
I did but I couldn't keep up with the last one
last spoke
Okay then make one
midnight spear
ah, fair
karmic jetty
so u woke up
midnight spear
will you join?
toxic relic
lol
last spoke
no
surreal mirage
When i wake up
last spoke
I'm in one
karmic jetty
u still at this
midnight spear
super cool
karmic jetty
he been trying get us to join vc since early this morning
midnight spear
suck a fuck?
midnight spear
I mean
surreal mirage
Why
onyx igloo
suck a fuck?
what
midnight spear
no worries
last spoke
my VC smells way better than yours
toxic relic
suck a fuck?
are you from perth
onyx igloo
perth
midnight spear
perth?
surreal mirage
Do you play Fortnite tick tick
midnight spear
not much no
toxic relic
australia?
toxic relic
loser
midnight spear
I know lol
livid notch
Ticktick what 9+10
toxic relic
i thought you were from perth 
midnight spear
no worries I get it
karmic jetty
i give tick tick ZERO booms
midnight spear
cool
karmic jetty
🦅
surreal mirage
Metro booming make it boom
toxic relic
lol this guy gets it
karmic jetty
heh
onyx igloo
we should bring back 2000s nokia phone camera quality
toxic relic
yessir
pastel blade
US is going through some stuff rn lmao
onyx igloo
or i could just buy one
pastel blade
Still like it here though.
midnight spear
alright well I'ma leave I guess
last spoke
Dude be pleading for a VC but is not in a VC
toxic relic
ok bye
onyx igloo
i plan to also acquire a casio watch
pastel blade
alright well I'ma leave I guess
bye bye!
harsh vault
YAY ANOTHER BIRB
last spoke
It's not an airport
midnight spear
I mean, how do I do that
pastel blade
YAY ANOTHER BIRB
Wuh
toxic relic
just make a vc brother
pastel blade
Hello
midnight spear
Dude be pleading for a VC but is not in a VC
this
last spoke
I mean, how do I do that
Click the VC to join the VC
midnight spear
hang on
midnight spear
I'ma try
pastel blade
how ish uuuus
Good, I just got back from the county fair.
midnight spear
wtf how do I make a new one
pastel blade
It was pretty fun.
onyx igloo
This one
harsh vault
yippe!
pastel blade
Might go to bed soon though, its almost midnight where I live.
midnight spear
I see the ones already there, how do I make a new one
last spoke
karmic jetty
can u read
harsh vault
Might go to bed soon though, its almost midnight where I live.
aw ;w;
surreal mirage
Join my sigma alpha male vc
midnight spear
I can't tell who is fuckign with me and who is trying to help
onyx igloo
My 1am activities are walking around the house and standing in my pantry
last spoke
I can't tell who is fuckign with me and who is trying to help
Instructions are on the tin
karmic jetty
READ
pastel blade
does this mean u fren now?
I guess. Idk if I'll end up talking much here tho 😔
midnight spear
What do I do with this
harsh vault
I guess. Idk if I'll end up talking much here tho 😔
dms exist!
last spoke
toxic relic
What do I do with this
brother please
midnight spear
OH
surreal mirage
Bro the type of guy who needs a coffee cup to say "hot don't spill"
midnight spear
I think I got it
toxic relic
insane
pastel blade
dms exist!
True.
toxic relic
dude thinks at 2 fps
karmic jetty
bro is the type to need yellow paint in games
harsh vault
yippe new fren!
onyx igloo
Bro the type of guy who needs a coffee cup to say "hot don't spill"
He microwaved too many styrofoam instant ramen cups
small crag
-5 fps
harsh vault
happi happi floof
last spoke
Bro running the intel pentium
midnight spear
I did it!
toxic relic
gratz lmao
harsh vault
hai scarf!
toxic relic
you accomplished something
last spoke
hej
midnight spear
come on in fecking pussy fake as bitches
surreal mirage
Wish i could join that vc
midnight spear
get in here
karmic jetty
last spoke
come on in fecking pussy fake as bitches
Call us pussies but won't say fuck
karmic jetty
la stranger un danger
midnight spear
Call us pussies but won't say fuck
FUCK?
onyx igloo
come on in fecking pussy fake as bitches
can you think of funnier insults
karmic jetty
ur a fetus
midnight spear
deletus the fetus
toxic relic
come on in fecking pussy fake as bitches
consider the fact that no one here wants to talk to you brother
midnight spear
consider the fact that no one here wants to talk to you brother
I get it, no worries
small crag
The fuck going on lol
toxic relic
bullying kids
midnight spear
not a big deal
karmic jetty
more plungies
onyx igloo
Hes like an oblivion NPC
small crag
bullying kids
real
onyx igloo
You know how they walk up to you and say an insult?
toxic relic
we didnt take you seriously brother
small crag
You know how they walk up to you and say an insult?
"give me all your gold or ill gut you like a fish"
karmic jetty
happiness is to be fought for
midnight spear
sure thing "mate"
onyx igloo
happiness is to be fought for
Ive been through 3 wars for happiness
onyx igloo
yeah your right
karmic jetty
midnight spear
ya'll lame af
karmic jetty
u sicken me... 
onyx igloo
He keeps reverting to the insult line
toxic relic
stolen valour fucking hilarious to me
midnight spear
I mean, now yes
karmic jetty
thats how we know hes a cool lad
onyx igloo
Okay
midnight spear
but now I've figured it out
toxic relic
imagine being to entitled to a job that anyone that wears similar clothes is called a thief of valour lol
karmic jetty
okay buddy
small crag
We pulling out them middle school insults
midnight spear
sure lol
onyx igloo
imagine being to entitled to a job that anyone that wears similar clothes is cal...
I thought it was the badges you earned
toxic relic
but now I've figured it out
hey, buster, zip it lock it put it in your pocket
onyx igloo
Not the outfit
toxic relic
I thought it was the badges you earned
its everything
onyx igloo
Damn
midnight spear
hey, buster, zip it lock it put it in your pocket
super cool
toxic relic
stupid shit tbh
karmic jetty
pop it push it pull it
toxic relic
lock it twist it
onyx igloo
Bop it
midnight spear
no worries, dumb ass pussies won't say it in VC I got ya
small crag
What in the middle school playground beef
midnight spear
real bitches be able to actually talk in VC
karmic jetty
la la la
onyx igloo
i have a really good insult for this guy but i dont know if i can say it
karmic jetty
midnight spear
i have a really good insult for this guy but i dont know if i can say it
join VC and say what you want
toxic relic
no worries, dumb ass pussies won't say it in VC I got ya
i know you are but what am i
naive flicker
Why would you VC on a big server
small crag
i have a really good insult for this guy but i dont know if i can say it
If it doesnt involve slurs you're prob good
midnight spear
I mean, It's whatever dude
onyx igloo
this guy is a walking ad for condoms
midnight spear
I'm not trying to be a dick, I'm mostly trying to bait people in
small crag
this guy is a walking ad for condoms
Makes it even better that I read that in seans voice
midnight spear
funny how you won't even say antyhign tho
karmic jetty
terrible bait
naive flicker
Dawg VC ain't it
toxic relic
i wear condoms regardless cause they protect against stds too
midnight spear
ok
naive flicker
Not on public servers
midnight spear
sure