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shrinkflation fr
Just plain fries?
my partner and i do sometimes walk to the chip shop, get a 9 dollar chip and 2 orders of stir fried veg
cambries they can't drown it in cheese and chili for ya
10 bob for a good noshin
but they can drown it in curry
I hate chili

its currywurst minus the wurst
Give me these
you need to soak the soggy chips in that "chinese" takeaway sauce
those exist?
yessir
my local chip shop has "chinese food"
get the chowmein with fish and chips then mash em together
Give me spice

Chat I’m testing my saliva ph level, what’s yours
do u guys like 2 fps moo
about 6,7
Nice nice
i donta ctually know
lol
is it meant to be about neutral or what
7 is water. 5.5 and below is enamel erosion level
walk to your local bossman
He’s not in America
you have no idea how hard falafel on chips hits after a pub crawl
this is nz dollar
thats decent
I’ll take all your monopoly money
same shit whatever

Where the thatcher bill
dont have one

fuck thatcher smh
Or the funny stickman euro
who is that glorpian on the 20 note
Smash
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should be melted down into something else

dude i was talking about churchill at one point and my mate, mid convo, goes "would smash"
like brother
I would do
To
...
Too
dont remind me of my job
Bro
It looks particularly evil out today
i just got back a day ago
Cant even send gifs
Ominous even
optimus?
melt down the real hero of the european nations

I have weapons set to the rarest option but they are still swarming cabinets in military and police stations. I have gunfighter mod enabled, what do I have to change to reduce the spawns?
the hero we don't deserve
the cylinder must remain unharmed
wish we got a few new skills at this point
or the 400 new items they said were almost ready lol
What if i give my cat a nicotine patch
Getting ready for tooth surgery 
eat their equipment
masonry? knapping? glassmaking? pottery?
animal care?
hunting?

animal tracking?
Already did, these anesthesia are tasty as hell
why is the bo1 protag a skill?????
what do the numbers mean mason
not immune to propaganda indeed
Man I should get back to cod
I've been distracted by r6
Cod vanguard🥀
a shell of it former glory
scammed
Not me exactly my dumbass brother

Vro wasted 100 Bucks on nithing
He almost bought black ops 6
Accounts, bought it much cheaper
Suck Deez nuts Activision
Bae is typing....
you've never seen that before have you mate
See wut
deez nuts
When the evil is suspiciously spherical
Moopers when’s the Inzoi pool update
i dont know i havent been looking at the patch notes for the game at all
Using my own spell against me
Me neither. I’m kind of over it.
I'm actually getting sick just looking for these fucking CPT and ICD-10 codes
Imagine @plush cobalt being right 🤨
Omar has tried to take me out on multiple occasions and failed.
Can't believe inzoi fell off so quickly
Me either.
It’s sad too because I thought that game was surely supposed to compete with the sims. Turns out it’s like a more tame gta online with the option to build
NOTHING BEATS A JET 2 HOLIDAY
AND RIGHT NOW YOU CAN SAVE 50 POUNDS PER PERSON
THATS 200 POUNDS OFF FOR A FAMILY OF 4
i need to get off tiktok at work i apologize
this is unbecoming of me
yea
least surprising event of 2025
like in social speak or gaming speak
No this plays in my head 24/7 rn
its so bad
i say it like 10x a day now
the negative reviews are about there being no content
I’ll try it again ig
makes sense
can you make a inzoi of me
the only life sim im looking at is paralives tbh
heres a photo for reference
More tame how, ms Camry?
When does the pool update happen
inzoi is slop for people that spend 10 hours in character creator only to take photos and never play a game
People are not going around blowing each other up like in gta online
NOTHING BEATS A JET 2 HOLIDAY
Are they instead going around blowing each other up like in Sims?
girl you crazy
Huh
Ugh hangnails hurt
use nailcutter
I don’t have one nearby
pray for your hangnails downfall
gladly
chat let me hear your opinion on chocolate coated pretzels
I prefer regular pretzels
i think my zomboid character went to bed a bit too early because shes woken up at 1am with nothing to do
I GOT A JOB
nice
job where, at the employment factory?
no youre shackled now
fr
Damn true
dudes working for the corpos now
Call of booty
My unemployed friend just came to my work place with a sonic hat and red shoes and a spongebob shirt
I think I may have traded my freedom guys
you sure did pal
Stop silencing me
Let me do the timeout
Such a cruel world
censor that next time please
this stupid baka life of mine
Syfm
fk forgot twitter links are banned
good dude
https://www.rocketleague.com/en/news/step-into-the-chevrolet-corvette-zr1-car-body-in-rocket-leagues-summer-road-trip @surreal mirage You can get a free corvette in fortnite
starts tomorrow
Shut yer fucking mouf
it doesnt seem insulting abbreviated
Huh
What did he want him to do???
If you ask nicely im sure theyll time you out
probably spoon up some rice and give him the spoon
but tbf id probably do the same
his fault
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ooh
gave myself an ear infection ugh
How did you do that?
if putting q tips in your ears is bad for you then why does it feel so good to put them inside
just putting my finger and q tips in it to scratch an itch
probably shouldnt be doing that
It a good scratch
If I go too far I start coughing
@stone meadow your profile picture is a hate crime
If drugs are bad for you then why I keep enjoying it
hehe
idk when you find out the answer let me know
I hate you ❤️
Idk dude I was asking you
You're the nerd
I have came from my tooth surgery successfully 
the bluetooth device has uh been connected uh successfully
use wax dissolving ear drops
i use those to clean my ears
the bottle i get is called "VAXOL"
Not over yet, they fixed two tooth and another one remains
I have been cursed with bad teeth rng
it's an ear spray that softens the wax and then you can rinse it with normal water or just spray more for it to dissolve entirely
The wax is in there to protect your eardrums 
all fun and games until the wax buildup hardens and creates painful pressure inside the ear causing temporary tinnitus and loss of balance
Okay yeag then you have other problems
Sometimes its in the top crevice of my ear
Temporary tinnitus got nothing on us though
We just have permanent tinnitus
where is this noise coming from
What is it protecting there
wtofk
Just clean it out with a shammy
The blood :)
real
Why do his eyelashes turn into eyebrows
Like I'm not even kidding
We have Tinnitus, not due to hearing damage, but because our hearing is so sensitive that the noise of blood flowing through vessels nearby the eardrums cause tinnitus
Why does he have eyelashes in the first place
And why do they turn into eyebrows

We will never get to experience silence 
yeah but its not about cleaning my ears
its about putting qtips in my ears for the feeling
Shoot a really loud gun for a long duration of time
You'll eventually hear nothing but silence!
I'm not looking to stack tinnitus
I'm not going to cause permanent hearing loss to avoid a mild inconvenience in everyday life
🤔
Why do ghosts draw creepy images in books all the time
You can draw a meme or something bro
insane view
i want to :)
8 pages of aldi
collect my fucking grocery
Feels like 99f (37c) outside
Honestly so far, this year hasn’t felt as hot as the last
Haven’t had the 110* feels like yet 
some tiger furry gave me a teddy bear lol
does someone knwo how unfavourite an item that isn't in mi inventory?
just pick it up then unfaw it
on most of the servers it works
Eat it
lag
Firing a five seven is annoying as hell
give it a minute
I HATE THOSE HANDGUNS
irl or
Irl
I cant pick up it thats the problem
ask admin
vro your firing a dollar a shot
on the serfvr
🥀
why u have five seven
Belgian military
The money gun
I hate that handgun lowkey
use colt m1911
Nah, glock is goated
glock is too overglazed
and most of the time it's illegal to keep it
The nissan altmia of guns
??!
Glock is hyped for good reasons
Smoothest handgun of them all
if u have the small plastic thingy
Switch ?
ye
But I dont wanna make it go auto, only hoodlums do that
44 magnum auto better
Glock haters will bring up "obscure weaponry 2000" and call it the best thing ever made since the birth of Jesus Christ
Boomers will see wood furnitures on any handgun and somehow make it their identity.
glocks are boring tbf
yall talking about the m1911 and the glock and i be thinking about
Guys remember obscure weaponry 2000 it was the best thing sińce the birth of Jesus christ
Prob but if you shoot and have to take care of a gun
Glock all day
And a P220
c93 borchardt
tumor gun
goofy broomstick
Oh
i be thinking about all the rdr2 pistols lol
I lit just remember IT from a game
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE CONDITION ASSHOLE
I need the condition of the nasopharynx where the fuck would i find that?
I check condition and all I see is check disease for covid
There nothing else in there
See condition
Condition
See diseases
Post covid

I find it super weird not to read terminology in Latin xd
Wobbly wiggly wobbly wiggly uuuuuu aaaaah
buh

beautiful risings pharaoh
I am steve
Idk why I never used grenades in Stalker 2
Best weapon ngl
I throw grenade into group of 5 guys, they go “oh shit a grenade” do not move, and all of them die
Cost Effective
Holy get palworld
but i am murdering space people

they are nazis though
Surprised that word isn't banned
Don't worry there some that just are in latin
WHEN MP

it's not
Multiplay deez nuts
the 1911 is one of if not the most glazed guns out there
bcus it's actually good
Do you know of any electronics or carpentry sites in Muldraugh? I need books on that.... 
tf
45 cal which is nowadays on par with 9mm
who wanne go mp when it releases?
1911 glazers just like the 1911 not for any actual reason
caprentry - hotel's
Can eat fingers of the user
electronics dk
just like any design of ww2 american gun
I guess they require sacrifice to work properly
Name 1 thing the 1911 is better at than any modern pistol
even the caliber sucks nowadays
u see how he blowed up a tank
ok u rite on that one
betcha glock couldn do it
Its american
and a glock
glock isnt american
bober kurwa
what
ayyy bober kurwa
why is spiffo reacting
M1911, m4, m1 garant are the american firearms
because you said hello
ah
just like ak and makarov are the russian/soviet firearms
i thouught he found out my secret
oh a new gun... no wonder I thought "if i had this the first playthrough, it would've been a piece of cake!'
i need to get these soon
hacker
angled foregrip on a mosin...
I have an American Made AK— owned it for 5 years now, only shot it once
Sights are off by about 200m or something because I never hit anything unless I was aiming way low
Never sighted it
Aberdeen chungus
helo
my brothers got one in 5.45x39 and i prefer shooting it over our AR
could u ship it to me
At this point it’s basically if I wanna feel like a Star Wars Droid and never hit anything
ama shoot some 762
roge roge
Are you American?
any improvement on the garbage rod is welcome
my friend and fellow mod sunshine shot the mosin and it jammed almost every shot and was a pain to rechamber lol
rimlock?
the bolt is pretty dookie
In Texas I’m not required to see if the person I am selling my firearm to is a felon or not. As long as it’s a rifle and not a handgun I can sell to basically anyone as long as they don’t outright say they are a felon
Handguns, unlike rifles in Texas are tracked and so they require more documentation
most mosins were made with random qualities
some are good, most are mass produced garbage
depends on which factory yours comes from
totally forgot which one ours came from
and how desperate the soviets were to get them out the door
our mosin WAS decent but after the front sight fell tf off its not really great for accuracy its better just for shooting
could probably weld that sucker back on or smth
5% faster aiming for the foregrip
Yes I’ll take it
Make it sawn off mosin then
i do not know how to and am not interested in learning how to weld
Who needs sights anyway
It was that or a Mod that forces me to use only AP ammo, which I haven’t found
Literally modded the rifle to max before realizing one of the mods changes the caliber and so I had to basically buy and remod the weapon again
its not even one of the cool looking obrez designs
This what you give the kids to help with home defense
yeah nothing like a 7.62x54r fireball to ward off the monsters under the bed
if you hear a gunshot in your house at 2 am, you'll know one way or the other that theres one less pest to worry about
thats not sawn off thats just edited
Its on the left ig
looksa like poo
i find the Bullet crack noise really satisfying
Finally a gun for the left handed people
drinking and driving in gta online
hello dutch
Yes
have you got a plan
Not yet 
Hey, all you plunger role players, I'm thrilled to be in the general chat of the project zomboid discord server! 🥳 I'm excited to dive into discussions about surviving the zombie apocalypse in this awesome game. 🧟 I'm hoping to find some awesome strategies for base building and scavenging for essential supplies. 🏘️ Let's exchange tips and tricks to stay alive when the horde comes, shall we? 🤝 Can't wait to meet you all and share some fun times!
Jk lol
Or am I
hi birbatiel!
Hi!!!
how are you!
Do you just get on your computer, and spend good 10 minutes writing this shit out
Im on my phone lol
Lego Island has been fully decompiled and it is now FULLY playable in your web browser! Can Micky beat Lego Island legitimately and not get the bad ending that dooms the whole island to a faith of servitude to The Brickster? The Island was already doomed from the start if you ask me. No one asked you Micky. Oh..... okay :(
Play it for yourself...
I've been spending a lot of time on the Project Zomboid Discord server lately, and it's been a blast! 😂 The general chat is always popping off with people sharing their crazy zombie survival stories. I love seeing all the cool screenshots of base builds and hearing tips on how to survive longer. Plus, there's always someone willing to answer my noob questions about the game mechanics. It's a great community to be a part of, especially when you're battling the undead. I highly recommend joining the server if you play #ProjectZomboid! 🧟 #Discord #GamingCommunity
🥀
Real
lol
every time I see your pfp all I can see is Mr.Beast in a cowboy hat
Mr.best
Mistur bæst
Monsieur [Beast]
Mr.Least
Mr. Boots
here's the link btw
https://isle.pizza/
It's before even Lego Star Wars
It's also when lego games were fever dreams
Lego is one of the few brands where anything digital from them is worse than the real thing
No
yes but this was back when that was a good thing in a way
Ive always had more fun with real legos instead of their games
Well ya
Gaming was kind of new
I'm really hoping indiestone addresses the issues on Steam Deck, because I've been experiencing some glitches lately. It's frustrating when the game stutters or crashes, especially when I'm trying to relax. I've heard that the developers are aware of the problems, which gives me some hope.🤞 Hopefully, they'll release a patch soon to improve the gaming experience on my 🕹️. I'm excited to see what they come up with! #SteamDeck #IndieStone #Gaming
Fym pathetic
Its fun
Unlike you
Not even the original 2 games?

Never played them
you basically have
Time to plug in my studio mic turn on my teto voice changer and hop on vc
through the Complete Saga
The implication was that I played the games
true
am i the only one with a broken minimap? i can't see my friends
Nuclear frogs
Alr im doing a free fortnite skin giveaway all you have to do is win against me in pvp in dragon ball legends
WE NEED ONE MORE LANE
im okay
damn they got the dances on point tho
friday night funkin came out for mobile
i thought no one actually played that
like subnautica
its incredibly good but who hasnt played it yet
why bother with a mobile port
I havent properly played it yet
youre missing out
I've also not played it
and I played the shit out of gta sa and the others as a kid but still really enjoyed the mobile ports
just looks like No mans sky but in water
Im all for more pc to mobile ports
subnautica is kind of the last game id expect for them to port
they do also have the resident evil 4 remake for some reason
mobile needs more ports because my inner child goes "you got games on your phone?" and the best thing I've got is like... jetpack joyride, hill climb, and DUCK LIFE 😭
I don't think thats likely, all of the Rockstar ports to pc were ass to begin with
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQyW5lQAHUU you think hes cheating or nah ?
crazy how live open world gta 5 raytracing is something you can just do now, at 110fps
id dump all the medkits, vodkas, drinks and food you got
except for maybe 4 of each
is that a god dman space suit
never had an issue of running out of any of it even at 4 of each
I burn through so many playing on vet
but yeah probs dont need 21 LOL
idk if they adjusted it but when I played it damn near every enemy had 1 of each
so many medkits food drinks and bandages
only ever needed my own supply for emergencies
you know its bad when the scientists are wearing full hazmat suits while your just standing their in your undies
like when I got ambushed by 3 bloodsuckers 1 hour into the game with my shitty little ak and makarov
ah you went to that town
I didnt go to any town
honestly a troll by devs to put that in the lesser zone lmao
I was just in the middle of nowhere then suddenly 3 bloodsuckers
had to bait them over a railing by jumping over it constantly
oh, theres a spot in the lesser zone with like 3-4 broken down cabins that 3 bloodsuckers hang around
yeah it wasnt any named spot it was legit just some random area
somewhere in the lesser zone
tbf i feel like stalker 2 bloodsuckers are easier
managed to kill them all even with my shitty ammo and gun
had to spam quite a few medkits and bandages tho
have you played on vet? feels like their HP goes up, and they practically 1 hit you
especially in the start lol, that leather jacket might as well be made out of tissue paper 😭
I was watching a video last night, and this guy tanked a hit from an electric anomaly.. meanwhile that thing instantly explodes my heart
I dont remember what I played on tbh
I think it was vet
Yeah if you get your element protection up you can tank a lot of anomalies
yeah the space suit was a great find last night
carry it now because the better environmental protections, but I think I'm going to also carry a vest and mask for combat purposes
i never finished stalker 2...
its better now
it was okay when i played i think i just forgot
i literally built this whole new pc because it ran like buns on my old one
eh, I never finished because the A-Life didn't feel as good as I hoped
they made that way better, world feels more alive
Bruh
runs better but still buns if you don't install an Optimization mod from Nexus
Yes leveling here kinda sucks
That guy who said leveling up here would be quick was so wrong lol
well it was quick at some point
servers too big for that now though
which is why you all will never be able to catch up to me
It would be awesome if it was
oh speaking of which I should probably remove 100k xp for how it changed

Not if I kill you
ew
you cant do that to me
and even if you can I have the power to restore it
we are now equal leon
yeah yeah just wait until in person
You no longer hold power over me
Ill give ya the english welcome ya prick
dont worry Ill find the longest illegal blade I can find
LITHUANIA 🇱🇹 🇱🇹
out here drinking, driving and gambling
ZAM
also I got an ssr from the free ticket
is that rare?
got one of the horse girls on the display
ssr are like the top rarities depending on the gacha
its like 3% for ssr on uma iirc
is this gta
yeah
damn insane
do not fall for the gacha
ur built for this
yeah gotta spend all my credit limit on it now
💳
still not as bad as @vague thicket
i played GTA online for the grand total of 2 hours and half of it was spent gambling
did you spin the wheel at the casino for a car

@vague thicket
she really spiraled tho fr
from a casual interest in cs to spending hundreds on skins
thousands*
crazy
Crazy grills
actually fuck LV it's lame
Every single tooth is getting ripped
BOSS
itll be easier for me to recognise you
havent really been keeping up with B42, any timeline on when multiplayer will be added?
No ETA
even though I know what you look like irl
damn alright
did i stumble in to a dispute between mods?
dispute? absolutely not
no we're lovers
never give up
hes not new hes a hammer
so do i
u can get that in like 2 days bro
not gunna lie i have no clue what the hammer means
this
do it no balls
yeah i know its there but idk what its for
bring all your money leon trust
its just a representation of your xp
1000% but make sure to go to a place called croyden and film it all
ohhhhhh
it goes
for xp
grills are cool
seems you are sledge because youve been here for a while tho
fuck its been that long?
Its been so long
uncle
emperor > gold ship
tell the locals "wagwan, you wanna go mate? i'll chef you up mate"
that hurt to read
that means "salutations my brother where is the local train station" trust
nnyeah eh???
hello
how are you! :)
should I go to BRIXton
oo holiday is fun!
wah.
Dont you work as a mod
going back to the uk
Been to france and switzerland
god forbid a girl have a hobby
wait
what a torturous occasion
thats my extra money
i foroget mods have jobs other than discord lmao
well if i accepted to be community manager i would have had this as main job
yes lol
yeah
WHAT
nah theres this place called Milton Keynes you should go there, it should be considered for one of the wonders of the world
thats like my dream job
never knew mods actually got paid ngl
yeah it's a full job
Kiel told me it was paid via nitro lmao
nah I've been full paid for years lol
is it liveable wage?
what we do no, but the other jobs yes absolutely
I could just never give up my real job for it
moderating isnt, but the step above is
thats pretty neat
Yeah the indie stone is a fantastic company, can't say good enough about them
thats cause you get paid an obscene amount you bastard
and of course I'm biased, but real shit they are great people
i should try my hand at being a mod, extra money is always helpful
I dont even amount to half of your yearly with both of my jobs
what is it you do, if you dont mind me asking
fr, I always held that opinion even before working for them
to become a mod you'd need to be active for years with a good track record and trustworthy with a good head, it's not something that we job call for
I'm a paramedic
frick
i was a video game tester in my highschool years
Yeah, its a red flag if someone is actively asking for it especially
oh shit nice, i was a first responder until i switched careers
ay nice
Im an engineering tech for my main job
thats what i was going to be before i was a first responder
now i work as a service technician for Volkswagen
I'm guessing you're american which is why you didn't stay in first response
nice
nope, from UK
I really enjoy what I do rn since I have hands on work
oh that makes sense too
Ayy, same
a lot of paramedics go from there to here in Canada because the pay is more than double in most cases
is that chip!
hiii
$1k on gloves soon

yippie
thrash please
Currently I got a job on a literal nuclear weapons project (this much shouldnt violate NDA), a quantum computer and work for boeing
Thrasher!
i hate it so much
so if I die on the flight I blame you
I curse you
some dickhead embezzled a metric ton of money from the company i worked for so the company went under and the laws for the medicasl field and super weird in the uk
i have a mortgage to pay and she blows 1000 on fucking cs gloves

i hate you
absolutely as long as you fly post 2027
fr I could have spent that money on drugs or gambling smh
no those sites r safe
99% of gamblers quit before they win big
the only gamble is that the glove worth drops to below what I paid
Which is more than likely
but it’s okay
its the exact same as investing
hop on mongolian chess
@stone meadow mate why is everything so expensive in bri'in
the economy is fucked
garbage country
no hate
(full hatE)
whao, i agree but whoa
yeah this place BLOWS
the only good part of the united kingdom is lidl and tesco
LIDL >
fucking tell me about it
lidl bakey
I went to switzerland which was supposed to be one of the most expensive places in the world
what are some things I need to try
though now it costs a fortune
and their prices are barely higher than ours
I like to shop at ALDI
hi chat
a proper kebab made by a turkish geeza
you definitely need to meet a bossman
lmao
Baklava
your local bossman is the cornerstone of every community
try going out and at about 5-6 am going to someones afters
grab some bossmans kebab on the way
Smokes are expensive here
fuck
like £20 for a 20 pack
getting a fresh kebab when youre shitfaced is the best
Is cure to male loneliness lung cancer
in portugal they were like £6
I know a place near me that sells illegal packs for £5 each
I ain't lonely mate
I broke out of the matrix
maybe I'll buy a bunch and hand them over to you when I meet you
What makes cigs illegal? Source of tobacco? Lack of quality control?
yeah buy me at least a pack I'll pay you back
under the counter smokes are cheaper though
sorry at most*
imported illegally
cost way below the normal
probably feels better because everything illegal is good
huh
Craps
i dont know what that is
A casino game
i dont gamble lmao
Its always taxes 🥀
i only gamble on rng gacha games (rarely)
i got some Marlboro Golds for like £40 and ive never looked back


when do I get my custom badge mods



