general_chat

[surreal mirage]

Capitalism yipee

[karmic jetty]

🦅

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/megumin-absolute-cinema-anime-めぐみん-この素晴らしい世界に祝福を-gif-2403830803888958377

[karmic jetty]

u will own nuthin and will love it

[toxic relic]

the reviews of civil laws surrounding automonous cars are dystopian

[stiff geyser]

The only isekai I respect

[surreal mirage]

When will xal become a pal catcher

[karmic jetty]

never

[surreal mirage]

[oblique stream]

https://tenor.com/view/tim-curry-space-capitalism-laughing-hysterically-smirk-gif-21230907

[karmic jetty]

hes on a mission to drain the ocean before he can hop on his puter

[surreal mirage]

[alpine blaze]

I'm hosting server if anyone want

[thin wedge]

is it tomboy outback

or goth hooters

[toxic relic]

shit aint true, read geopolotik, countries were buying "space land" in the 1960s

the un has councils for this

[karmic jetty]

ye olde scam

[toxic relic]

big scandal over belgium buying the space above the congo

[oblique stream]

Cant escape capitalism now

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/hittite-jumpscare-hittite-jumpscare-gif-25074640

[toxic relic]

was it geopolotik or astropolotik

lemme grab it

[thin wedge]

WHO BE UP SCAMMING PPL WITH THIRD RATE COPPER

[karmic jetty]

chat

[oblique stream]

Where

[pale berry]

I'm up flint knapping rn

[karmic jetty]

i think cosmonauts sound way cooler than astronauts

[pale berry]

You and your "bronze" Meanwhile I pick up rock and hit it into spear

[thin wedge]

Just use your teeth

[toxic relic]

https://archive.org/details/astropolitikclas0000dolm

astropolitik

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/the-rock-dwayne-johnson-the-rock-eating-rock-gif-13935567355130525471

[karmic jetty]

we cant read fartass

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/whale-seal-eat-nature-gif-11384313

[thin wedge]

get the AI summary for zeerol

[toxic relic]

the book is awesome

i recommend it

[thin wedge]

are there pictures

[karmic jetty]

i need a slop text to speech over brainrot music at 2x speed

[oblique stream]

Official russian spy

Confirmed

[karmic jetty]

hear me out

the space race had some cool artworks and propaganda(?)

[thin wedge]

tell grok to read it for you

[polar kernel]

ea nasir wack ass copper

[surreal mirage]

Put it on a clip with family guy and subway surfers playing alongside it

[polar kernel]

bout to send this mf a stone tablet telling him to blow his shit smoove off

[toxic relic]

if anyone does want a "legally obtained" copy just lmk

[karmic jetty]

grok too bz lusting over gooners

[surreal mirage]

What are you even sending fart

[toxic relic]

i read the leaked shit

so fucking funny

[toxic relic]

book

about space capitalism

[oblique stream]

Copy of what

[surreal mirage]

Ah i see

[karmic jetty]

copy of deez!!!!

[surreal mirage]

Build a maccies on the moon

[toxic relic]

maccies

[oblique stream]

Maccies deez nuts

[karmic jetty]

[karmic jetty]

am gonna draw for a bit and then palworl

[thin wedge]

No stop zeerol from picking up that pen

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-explosion-explodes-cat-explodes-gif-10131775219258044191

[oblique stream]

Like soviet vs america space war propaganda?

[thin wedge]

Hes gonna ppl pregnant

[surreal mirage]

[karmic jetty]

hmmmmm

i dunno what theyre called

lemme find an example

but like space age murals

i just think theyre really neat

[toxic relic]

what about the chinesexrussian gay men

in the posters

[karmic jetty]

i know what ur talkin about hahaha

those are cool too ngl

[karmic jetty]

can current propaganda stuff at least be creative again

[karmic jetty]

college roommates

[toxic relic]

dude its so clearly homoerotic

[surreal mirage]

They're always just roommates

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/navy-kiss-world-mic-identities-gif-5309843

[toxic relic]

"life long companion"

[karmic jetty]

nuthin gay about holding hands with ur bud arms tight around their waists

[thin wedge]

Never leave your battle buddy's side

[toxic relic]

fr

[thin wedge]

Til death do us part

[toxic relic]

keep him warm in the middle of the night

gotta snuggle close

[thin wedge]

So true

[frosty tulip]

they were just really good friends.

[toxic relic]

they lived in a one bedroom apartment to save money

[frosty tulip]

he was closer to his best friend than his wife of 20 years

[toxic relic]

they threw lavish parties

[frosty tulip]

makes perfect sense

he couldn't sleep in a bedroom without his best friend being there alongside him of course

[surreal mirage]

Showering together to save water too

[swift crag]

Heyo, how are things here?

[toxic relic]

frugal bros

[karmic jetty]

i really believe jfk and lem billings were platonic

[karmic jetty]

why they such hunks

damn

himbo

[surreal mirage]

Gym bros

[toxic relic]

bears

trust

[surreal mirage]

How much do you need to weigh to be a bear? Like what's the threshold

[stone meadow]

im getting too old for cod

[toxic relic]

uhh like 90+ kg

[thin wedge]

true

[karmic jetty]

bro cant eat fish

[surreal mirage]

Try salmon

[toxic relic]

thats fish tho

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/historians-historians-be-like-be-like-femboy-cuddle-gif-24401019

[karmic jetty]

erm

[toxic relic]

fuck man its true though

[surreal mirage]

I would love to see bills gif collection

[thin wedge]

my tenor favorites section 🥀

[surreal mirage]

[toxic relic]

tenor account?

[thin wedge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/986951681822580736/1390460688714956850/image0.gif

[karmic jetty]

tenor more liek

[surreal mirage]

Who up fent posing

[karmic jetty]

penor

[thin wedge]

fetty fold like a wrap

[stone meadow]

shut up

[toxic relic]

abuse

[karmic jetty]

the regime

[thin wedge]

wow muted for that

[karmic jetty]

[toxic relic]

im calling the council, you're abusing chat

[thin wedge]

call the UN. Frogski is commiting a war crime

[polar kernel]

alexander the great and his twink boywife he went postal over

[thin wedge]

so true

[toxic relic]

erhm what about the two men that assassinated a tyrant

Harmodius and Aristogeiton

[karmic jetty]

cool names

[toxic relic]

they made a statue of 'em but the weanors are out so i cant show

[karmic jetty]

[toxic relic]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harmodius_and_Aristogeiton

cant even post statue penor

[karmic jetty]

i wish i can see michaelangelos david up close one day

[thin wedge]

there are two greek inside you

[surreal mirage]

Moopy plays fortnite plaworld but not palworld

[jolly oxide]

I dunno bout historical gay on twink action but I do know today is a shitty day in belgium

Its always raining man

I cant take it no more.

[toxic relic]

two dudes kissing and killing tyrants

hop on ancient greece lore

[polar kernel]

when is it a good day in belgium

[jolly oxide]

....
Good question

[thin wedge]

both are gay

[surreal mirage]

[thin wedge]

[toxic relic]

diversity

[surreal mirage]

Gotag

[toxic relic]

[quasi slate]

why gov administrator replying from his iphone cuh

lol

[polar kernel]

one is from sparta one is from athens

both fuck dudes

[thin wedge]

bro gonna be like donkey from shrek

[jolly oxide]

Wasnt a certain greek philosopher very "good friend" with a Greek Athens general

[quasi slate]

im playing some arpg from fortnite

[toxic relic]

be specific brother

[polar kernel]

theres like 20 instances of this

i brought up alexander the great cause his is the most well known

and... questioned friendship

his friend died and he had the worlds biggest crashout

[thin wedge]

can you blame the man for having a boywife

beside who was gonna question him

[jolly oxide]

Socrates and Laches

Socrates was a soldier and basically saved Laches when he was a young general

Both had a... intimate relationship.

Laches was also told that he was... gorgeous, both to male and female appeal.

[quasi slate]

my first boss pog

[pale berry]

Gonna commit the 8th deadly sin and try to play dbd again

[karmic jetty]

[jolly oxide]

Instant damnation

[karmic jetty]

gongeous

[thin wedge]

It ain't got socrate thinking straight fr

[toxic relic]

the ellipses lmao

they were boinking

[thin wedge]

backshots

[toxic relic]

[jolly oxide]

Literally twink femboy pounded by bearded man

[thin wedge]

He had his sandal on

it was all good

[toxic relic]

socrates is a twink fr

[jolly oxide]

Bro was built

[thin wedge]

[toxic relic]

built like greek yoghurt

[thin wedge]

low fat fr

no protein

[stone meadow]

think the convo is turning a bit too obscene

[jolly oxide]

As in, every time someone said nuh uh to his philosophical points, bro would just flex his muscles

[remote turtle]

what are the best good and bad traits

[stone meadow]

lets reel it back

[toxic relic]

obscene

[thin wedge]

i thought you hated fish

why you reeling

[toxic relic]

like we're recreating terrifier 3

[toxic relic]

love of the game

[thin wedge]

women fear me
fish love me

men idunno

[toxic relic]

fish with me?

idk

[stone meadow]

no not all fish just cod

[jolly oxide]

Is it morally corrupt to kill pigeons infesting your roof.

👀

[thin wedge]

no

[toxic relic]

hop on paul blart mall carp

[thin wedge]

its called defending your property

[toxic relic]

lol

[thin wedge]

they were reaching

[stone meadow]

well I gotta draw the line at "Literally twink femboy pounded by bearded man"

[last spoke]

Once in a game of CS, I saw someone named Art the Clown on the enemy team with a relevant pfp and everything
I said in all chat "Oh no, he is going to The Terrify™ me"
I went on to handily lose that game with Art the Clown top fragging for the enemy by a significant margin

[jolly oxide]

Literally 1984

[toxic relic]

in minecraft

[thin wedge]

discord mods when you add in minecraft

https://tenor.com/view/knut-knut-twitch-malding-throw-headset-gif-20746291

[toxic relic]

art is wild

[stone meadow]

actually we have a special rule where if you did it in minecraft your punishment is doubled

[surreal mirage]

Knut

[toxic relic]

the first 2 movies were slop

[surreal mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/knut-valentine-day-knut-valentine-knut-s-gif-20234649

[frosty tulip]

"this guy did threaten to DDos the discord but he also said in minecraft right after so we gotta let him go, damn"

[thin wedge]

real

Knut my beloved

[surreal mirage]

Chad Swedish streamer

Or is he finnish

[thin wedge]

uhhhh

[dim cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-gordon-dr-coomer-half-life-half-life-vr-gameplay-gif-17252480

[toxic relic]

is it in moderator chat or senormoderator chat

[thin wedge]

some eastern euro country

probably

[surreal mirage]

One of them

[thin wedge]

defo not romania

[surreal mirage]

He's Norwegian

[thin wedge]

[jolly oxide]

Literally Socrates whenever someone didnt agree with his points

[toxic relic]

he told me to fly to scandanavia, i said norway

[last spoke]

Hey Echo, you keen to video game in 20 or so minutes?

[surreal mirage]

Wasn't socrates basically homeless and just generally terrible with hygiene

[toxic relic]

diogenes

wrong man

[surreal mirage]

I'm working atm

[stiff geyser]

Literally me

[last spoke]

That's the guy from getting over it with Bennett Foddy

[jolly oxide]

Diogenes is the guy, Dio was also a HATER.
Bro lived off spite against Socrates.

[surreal mirage]

Nah pretty sure it was also Socrates, i remember listening to a podcast and it was mentioned so many times

[toxic relic]

podcast

[jolly oxide]

...

[toxic relic]

echo lost in the catvocast sauce

[surreal mirage]

Specifically about philosophical history, i got curious

[stiff geyser]

What

[polar kernel]

this conversation is too intelligent for me can we talk about soup or something

[thin wedge]

smh corpo

[thin wedge]

Italian wedding S tier

[jolly oxide]

Anyway, as far as I know, Socrates was as clean as the average Athenian.

[stiff geyser]

Soup fucking sucks

[surreal mirage]

I need money to buy games i don't play

[last spoke]

Food combined with wet creates soup

[thin wedge]

Money but no money

[jolly oxide]

Stew tho ?

[karmic jetty]

games but no games

[toxic relic]

idk man, diogenes is well known for rejecting society and its standards, including hygiene

[karmic jetty]

i need to check on my palwol eg

[dim cloak]

is cereal with milk a stew, a soup, or something else

[surreal mirage]

I'm not disagreeing with you, but Socrates wasn't particularly clean or social either

[toxic relic]

whats the source

[surreal mirage]

Lemme check

[toxic relic]

erhm, source plz

[dim cloak]

ty for reminding me to install palworld on my main pc

[toxic relic]

idk much about ancient greek dudes so im curious

[jolly oxide]

He also was once invited to a rich guys house.
Spit and shit on the floor and then insulted the rich guy.

[karmic jetty]

!!!!!

join us palwol

[jolly oxide]

Bro just lived off hate

[toxic relic]

he's just like me fr

[dim cloak]

DOOMGuy irl

[jolly oxide]

There was even a story of how he'd sometimes just walk completly nude through the streets while shaboinkihg his jaloink out in the open

[surreal mirage]

Ok so he didn't own a home and just wandered around in the street talking about philosophy

[toxic relic]

isnt that diogenes

[dim cloak]

sounds like the average homeless crack addict

[thin wedge]

fetty fold

[jolly oxide]

Talking about Philosophy ?
Nah, his life was all about being the biggest possible hater.

He once heard of Socrates talking about humans being featherless chickens, he took all the plumes of one and declared to Socrates "BEHOLD MAN !"

[toxic relic]

featherless bipeds

[jolly oxide]

Saying he hated the dude wouldnt equal to a tenth of the hate bro had for Socrates

He'd constantly stand outside Socrates house and swear at him.

[dim cloak]

Sounds like when anyone tries to describe Pelinal Whitestrake'a hatred of elves

[jolly oxide]

Woah, not that much hatred

[dim cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/pelinal-skyrim-gif-27962581657464391

[jolly oxide]

Pelinal Whitestreak was the king von of Elves

[dim cloak]

oh

[surreal mirage]

His wiki page mentions socrates being known for neglecting personal hygiene and walking around barefoot with a ragged coat

[frosty tulip]

goated

[toxic relic]

fair enough

[polar kernel]

so me

[surreal mirage]

Although for sake of clarification it also mentions he was financially secure but his personality was more the care free type

[quasi slate]

what to scribble today

[jolly oxide]

"ARKAY GREATEST SOLDIER WAS PELINAL WHITESTREAK."

[quasi slate]

🤔

[frosty tulip]

so he basically had a gorbillion dollars but still decided to live on the street

[toxic relic]

im reading it now yea

you're right

[surreal mirage]

Yes

I have some knowledge about things

[frosty tulip]

It's basically like Oscar from the muppets

he lives in a trash can but it's actually a mansion on the interior of it

[toxic relic]

he's gay too

interesting wiki

" Although Socrates was attracted to youth, as was common and accepted in ancient Greece, he resisted his passion for young men because, as Plato describes, he was more interested in educating their souls"

lol

[frosty tulip]

hmmmm

[surreal mirage]

The more you know

[toxic relic]

"nah bro i wanna teach them things trust me"

[karmic jetty]

theyre all gay

[toxic relic]

indeed

[karmic jetty]

you, reader, is also gay

[dim cloak]

my friend asked me if there were any gay characters in the Elder Scrolls lore... I genuinely don't know if there are any gay, or at least openly gay, charactrers in TES...

[quasi slate]

book that turns you gay when you read it

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/943310887920500736/971782982962655283/2C01A17D-EAF4-467A-A61A-FF721C3A71C0.gif

[dim cloak]

that just sounds like an scp

[surreal mirage]

reads a book about philosophy instant gay

[frosty tulip]

I'd say the most goated was that ancient roman guy that became dictator for a few days, did his job and then fucked off back to farming

[scenic owl]

do anyone know a mod that lets me microwave zombies

pls

[thin wedge]

a good book can change a person

[dim cloak]

you can't fit zombies in a microwave anyway

[frosty tulip]

literally 1984

[scenic owl]

thas why i need mod

[karmic jetty]

me reading goldilocks and the 3 bears (i am now a master thief )

[toxic relic]

ask barry

[livid notch]

Barry?

[karmic jetty]

barry deez nuts in ur face

[thin wedge]

Literally

[frosty tulip]

ur crippling porridge addiction leads you to eventually getting murdered by the homeowners

[ivory grail]

I'm way to tired to learn about CPT codes

[toxic relic]

barry deez nuts in his mouth lmao

[livid notch]

Zee rushed you to it

[thin wedge]

63 nuts

[dim cloak]

usually i can find a mod like that, but it doesn't exist atm

[toxic relic]

the rushing ruined the bit

[surreal mirage]

Fartass won't recover from this

[toxic relic]

im an old man

give me a head start

[karmic jetty]

no

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/there's-nothing-we-can-do-gif-15878626962415498830

[karmic jetty]

just get younger

[dim cloak]

bro you're 40 you're not old

[surreal mirage]

Why is zozo so evil

[ivory grail]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-water-boom-splash-2ws-gif-14479813493867156199

[karmic jetty]

[thin wedge]

mmm monkey with ak47

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-ak47-funny-gif-26248982

[karmic jetty]

perfect candidate for the sweatshop

[livid notch]

Live representation of my teammates in r6

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/bug-lethal-company-gun-go-do-a-crime-gif-16969631310934063949

[dim cloak]

I just realized... @toxic relic do you have children? biological or adopted?

[thin wedge]

vro got zoey on the assembly line

[karmic jetty]

he has no ballz

[toxic relic]

fuck no brother

i have balls

just no spawn

[dim cloak]

k just asking

[karmic jetty]

the minions are no longer spawning

[ivory grail]

Nah he was 100% neuter

[toxic relic]

im gay dude

no ones carrying my spawn

fortunately

[dim cloak]

doesn't mean you can't adopt

[toxic relic]

fr

but i wont

[dim cloak]

fair

[ivory grail]

I mean you can sell your spawn at the spawn bank

[toxic relic]

id rather have disposable income

and a good sleep schedule

[dim cloak]

i think i fucked up mine. i keep only sleeping every 2 days

[polar kernel]

i just saw a velvet ant run by while i was smoking a cigarette life is beautiful

[toxic relic]

dude

[dim cloak]

velvet ant?

what

[polar kernel]

yes its a species of flightless wasp

[dim cloak]

ah ok

[polar kernel]

horrifically painful sting

very bright orange/red

[ivory grail]

Just adopt a 17 year old who about to turn 18 so you can experience parenthood and then immediately kick them out

[polar kernel]

fuzzy

they look so cute

[toxic relic]

i dont want to be a father

[dim cloak]

diabolical parenting

pure evil

https://tenor.com/view/evil-spongebob-gif-6081957

[ivory grail]

I never said I was a good person

I got certified in phlebotomy that kinda a give away

[quasi slate]

replace the entire moon with a ball of pudding

[worn drift]

hi 1st time player here, do i have to choose the unstable beta option?

[toxic relic]

no

play stable[b41] or unstable[b42] or a legacy version

[last spoke]

Only if you want to play the unstable beta

[toxic relic]

default is b41

[worn drift]

cool thanks

[toxic relic]

when you purchase the game, you are kept on b41, you need to switch to the unstable if you want to play it

https://tenor.com/view/b42-project-zomboid-build-42-gif-17066682817413107459

[karmic jetty]

im so eepy but the thought of waking up and goin to work will krill me

[ivory grail]

https://tenor.com/view/b42-project-zomboid-build-42-gif-17066682817413107459

Aww someone beat me

[toxic relic]

[karmic jetty]

my otag life

[toxic relic]

cry when work cry when no work
life is a prison

[ivory grail]

https://tenor.com/view/krill-gif-2620664710855382877

[karmic jetty]

woah woah woah

[last spoke]

I feel that
Tempted to ask for next week off, I ain't been sleeping well

[ivory grail]

I got zero sleep

[dim cloak]

same i think

i've been on and off sleep every day dk why

[quasi slate]

Tink

[toxic relic]

its almost 2 am rn and im not sleeping lmao, but i dont have work

[quasi slate]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/643273235877724160/1140832715365699654/playbino.gif

[trail palm]

im in my summer holidays uncs

[dim cloak]

what am i looking at

[hollow swallow]

Not sleeping is bad for your health😢

[trail palm]

not to flex

[dim cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/dumb-and-dumber-jim-carrey-duh-uh-yeah-lloyd-christmas-gif-7940001541646448846

[ivory grail]

I'm in class with zero amount of sleep

[toxic relic]

brother i do not want to be in school

[worn drift]

which one is b41? i see a lot of legacy 41s

i havent installed it yet btw

[toxic relic]

you are automatically on the latest stable version

[dim cloak]

just leave it at "None"

[toxic relic]

the "none" option is b41 stable

[ivory grail]

And afterward class i got work

[hollow swallow]

I play project zombiod on steam deck

[worn drift]

ohh okay thanks guys

[dim cloak]

okay?

[toxic relic]

goddamn man

gl

i remember that

[dim cloak]

I H U N G E R brb

[young kelp]

now do dota 2

and main invoker

[karmic jetty]

do NOT

ive never met a sane invoker main

theyre all schizo

[ivory grail]

Oh my god there so many guidelines for just surgery

[toxic relic]

"just surgery"

[young kelp]

It'd be more concerning if there wasn't any

[toxic relic]

fr

[young kelp]

[karmic jetty]

surgery....

on a grape....

[toxic relic]

spess

[frosty tulip]

"it's just a bit of heart surgery, whys there so much red tape smh"

[toxic relic]

hop on medic main spess game

[karmic jetty]

spess is kil

[toxic relic]

spess isnt dead, spess is alive

[karmic jetty]

i havent played spess ever since lotg left us

[toxic relic]

coward

you play on that unity engine

byond better

[karmic jetty]

byond archaic

STINKY

[toxic relic]

paradise just updated new tg and new byond version

516 🗣️

[karmic jetty]

nani

[toxic relic]

yessir

byond is still being updated

[karmic jetty]

can it finally load many objects

without severe lag

[toxic relic]

always has been

[karmic jetty]

nah nah nah

ive played these games before

[surreal mirage]

Fart HAS to hop on palworld

[toxic relic]

13 has so many objects and low lag

[karmic jetty]

im not talkin just spess

[toxic relic]

unless you have insane admemes or 13 singuloose

[karmic jetty]

byond is more than just spess

[toxic relic]

ik

[frosty tulip]

nah, he'd love csgo tho

o wrong reply

fart would love csgo

[toxic relic]

i dont play the other rpg

except pirate one

[toxic relic]

im a humble man, i dont need 1k skins

[frosty tulip]

you love skull n bones?

damn

bad taste smh

[karmic jetty]

he loves AAAA games

[toxic relic]

dude i knew that game would suck old nuts

[surreal mirage]

Quad A oh no

[toxic relic]

what the fuck is quad a man

[frosty tulip]

fart loves having stamina bars on pirate ships

[karmic jetty]

delulu is what it is

[frosty tulip]

thinks its the best mechanic of any game ever

[karmic jetty]

lmao what

did they actually

[toxic relic]

im suing you for libel

[frosty tulip]

Yes.

[surreal mirage]

[frosty tulip]

this is not a joke

[toxic relic]

defamation

[karmic jetty]

[toxic relic]

why would a ship have stamina bro

[surreal mirage]

The wind blowing has stamina smh it's just a large man blowing air

[young kelp]

give the water stamina

[karmic jetty]

we never shouldve let corpos make games man

[young kelp]

makes it so that the waves can suddenly stop

[young kelp]

or spike

[toxic relic]

you need to subscribe 20 dollars a month to use water

[frosty tulip]

and guys keep in mind

this is not for a row boat

this is for an entire ship

[karmic jetty]

hmmmmm yes how do we make our no games have LESS game

[young kelp]

There is no game

2

[surreal mirage]

Cut the game into pieces and drip feed content as dlcs

[toxic relic]

microtransaction

40 dollars to use poop deck

[frosty tulip]

make sure the best quest-line in your whole game is exclusive to all deluxe edition pre-order owners.

[karmic jetty]

nuthin micro about those

[toxic relic]

only thing micro about it is the devs penors

[frosty tulip]

yeah when are they gonna start adding macrotransactions into games

we're due for that come on

[toxic relic]

ruining the best part of pirate game

[unreal bane]

Actual pirating.

[karmic jetty]

pirate game genre is cursed and always will be

[toxic relic]

fr

[frosty tulip]

you want the standard skull and bones pirate flag? 15 clams DLC purchase pls

[karmic jetty]

pirate game
look inside

corpo game

[toxic relic]

the only good pirate games are lego pirates caribbean, sid meyers pirates and black flag

[frosty tulip]

you wanna attack merchant vessels? You need to buy the 20 dollar pirate license dlc pls

[unreal bane]

Wait what.

[karmic jetty]

i actually thought ass creed black flag was a pretty good pirate game

[frosty tulip]

I remember way back in the day when I was little, I was addicted to some pirates of the carribbean mmo.

[unreal bane]

This is Skull & Bones...?

[young kelp]

I wanna say rimworld, but their DLCs actually feel like a whole new game

[frosty tulip]

I thought i twas fucking insane.

[young kelp]

except for Anomaly

[frosty tulip]

no I'm joking.

[young kelp]

which apparently feels like a mod rather than a dlc

[toxic relic]

pirate 101?

[young kelp]

[frosty tulip]

no, this was an official pirates of the carribbean mmo

[dim cloak]

no there is a pirates of the caribbean mmo.

[toxic relic]

huh

[frosty tulip]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pirates_of_the_Caribbean_Online Here it was

[karmic jetty]

yea that was a thing

heard it was good

[dim cloak]

same

[neon bramble]

its not their property anymore if I killed them first

[frosty tulip]

I thought it was goated when I was little

mainly because I wanted free games.

that's what led to my Roblox addiction

it was free brooo

[karmic jetty]

imagine eve online but pirates in the seas

[toxic relic]

theres already pirates

[karmic jetty]

SEAS

[dim cloak]

i gto lucky and just got bored of roblox back in like 2009

[toxic relic]

space is a sea

[karmic jetty]

not stars tupid

[toxic relic]

a void

[karmic jetty]

nah

[frosty tulip]

I got bored of it back in like 2015 or so?

So when I was 13.

[deft marlin]

its called sea of thieves

[toxic relic]

sea of thieves sucks

[karmic jetty]

sea of thieves is LAM

LAME

[dim cloak]

i was 9

[karmic jetty]

i did not enjoy it

[deft marlin]

ur just bad at it

[toxic relic]

i played 40 hours

[karmic jetty]

[toxic relic]

boring

[neon bramble]

is there boarding

[deft marlin]

yes

[toxic relic]

all the quests are the same

[frosty tulip]

infant god damn

[neon bramble]

other people with or without their consent

[deft marlin]

i have like 3k hours on SOT

[dim cloak]

wait no 11

[toxic relic]

my mates just get online for those dev quest things

[frosty tulip]

you were 911 years old?

damn

[dim cloak]

no idk why i typed 9 instead of no

[frosty tulip]

I think I ditched my club penguin addiction for the roblox addiction.

emm

[dim cloak]

wha

[karmic jetty]

[frosty tulip]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-walter-hank-walter-screaming-walter-yelling-gif-26473309

HANK DON'T ABBREVIATE CYBERPUNK 2077

NO

[deft marlin]

also anyone know why icant hear my game, theres no in game audio options for me to see

[karmic jetty]

i played the crap outta cardjitsu in club penguin

pretty sure i was black belt

[dim cloak]

?

[deft marlin]

oh.

[toxic relic]

boring bait

<@&671452400221159444>

[young kelp]

bait used to be fun

now its just sad

[karmic jetty]

we have standards here bud

[young kelp]

[toxic relic]

ok buddy i will

[unreal bane]

What's all this then?

[dim cloak]

@unreal bane

[toxic relic]

boring

[karmic jetty]

HAHAH

[deft marlin]

holy cornball

[karmic jetty]

cornballl

[toxic relic]

its "ironic" cringe

[karmic jetty]

cornball on a cob

[toxic relic]

which is boring

[ivory grail]

FUCK YOU INSURANCE

[unreal bane]

Sweetie, you can't even step out of the house.

[toxic relic]

no one cares

[neon bramble]

clown car, dont mind the medic with 17 kills

[onyx igloo]

every american ever:

[deft marlin]

tommy tough knuckles here

[unreal bane]

Now, about that medic with the 17 kills...

[neon bramble]

I am very undermanned

[young kelp]

for every life saved, a sacrifice is needed

[neon bramble]

every man will shoot

its the zombie apocalypse ok

[unreal meadow]

Guys im getting pz when i get my gaming pc what do you think i should do first

[toxic relic]

doesnt matter, youll die within 5 min

[young kelp]

press Q

[surreal mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/sea-of-thieves-gif-22669920

[young kelp]

come on, give the guy a chance

at least 6 minutes

[karmic jetty]

https://youtube.com/shorts/wOTgiDqDaoY?si=Drqy64QN_4ezaGg4

[dim cloak]

why do you need a gaming pc to play pz

[unreal meadow]

No no ill last 2 minutes

[unreal meadow]

Why do you think

[young kelp]

A potato ain't a good option either

[dim cloak]

fair

[deft marlin]

u can do it on a dell 2009 laptop

[young kelp]

plus

investment for other games

[dim cloak]

true

[young kelp]

when you get bored of zomboiding it

[unreal bane]

A gaming PC won't help; you need a NASA supercomputer.

[unreal meadow]

Fair

[ivory grail]

These are codes we have to send to insurance to get approved for surgery, blood draw and etc. This is just the codes for procedures. There another book for why you're doing the procedures for example pain when using the restroom is a code, if they are showing more symptoms like constant urination you grab that code aswell.

[unreal meadow]

A fairly sized horde in pz will cook your computer

[toxic relic]

consant pissing?

who's pissing uncontrollably

[young kelp]

if you are constantly pissing without a lot of water intake

thats a concern

[ivory grail]

There a code for hamster in the ass

[onyx igloo]

Can I still hate on insurance?

[unreal meadow]

Uhhh

[toxic relic]

thats very skibidi

[unreal meadow]

Woopsies

[young kelp]

how many hamsters in the ass existed

to the point

it got its own code

[toxic relic]

ask leon

[dim cloak]

why was this recommended to me and why was it released in 2024

[toxic relic]

how many calls does he get

for "unidentified large object"

[ivory grail]

I don't know and I don't wanna know

https://tenor.com/view/kitten-cat-screaming-trauma-pain-gif-15672155025015272022

[unreal meadow]

Cuz its skibidi sigma

[dim cloak]

mlg was a meme from 10 years ago

[ivory grail]

This is gonna make become radical i'm gonna spray paint on a insurance company building fuck you and nothing else

[onyx igloo]

did you know a farmer dying to a glass bottle up the ass indirectly caused the fall of yugoslavia

[unreal meadow]

Nuh uh

[unreal bane]

`From where you're looksmaxing it must seem like a baby Gronk-sized hit of copium. But the Skibideal is...

The gyatt was rizzed from the start.`

https://tenor.com/view/benny-fallout-new-vegas-shot-the-game-was-rigged-from-the-start-gun-gif-17170137

[unreal meadow]

Also guys is it bad that i Saw a Child with a sigma sigma boy shirt

[ivory grail]

There was a guy who "fell on his ww2 mortar shell"

[unreal bane]

I remember reading that one.

[dim cloak]

nvm you were right, it's from 14 years ago.

[unreal bane]

It was... a very interesting explanation.

[ivory grail]

Some news guy in Kentucky was shoving hamster in his ass

[unreal meadow]

Exacrtly

[onyx igloo]

the fact that hes alive to tell it is impressive

[dim cloak]

why is saw and child capitalized

[unreal meadow]

Cuz my phone is tweaking

[dim cloak]

fair

[ivory grail]

Yeah he fell on it without his pants was also impressive

Amazing how anything that large can easily get stuck in places

[unreal meadow]

THERES A SEAN MCGUIRE FROM RDR2 IN THIS SERVER

[toxic relic]

that was in the uk

england

[onyx igloo]

human storage unit

[unreal meadow]

hiw

[neon bramble]

do you just remove it

[onyx igloo]

thats where everything in your inventory goes in pz

[unreal meadow]

How the hell are you alive

[dim cloak]

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL845lQkWyS9LQpZsQisyNa5S0x6pEx1Rt

[onyx igloo]

a magician never shares his secrets

[dim cloak]

a playlist of weird deaths throughout history

[unreal meadow]

So a bullet exploding your head doesnt kill you

[toxic relic]

id rather read about it

[dim cloak]

also has anyone heard of the Kentucky Meat Shower?

[unreal meadow]

I misses you yk

Misses*

Bruh

Missed*

[neon bramble]

reminds me

[dim cloak]

literal meat was falling out of the sky at one point

[young kelp]

wasn't that theorized to be like a mass vulture vomit

[dim cloak]

yes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQIAltD6t8o&t=81s&pp=0gcJCcgJAYcqIYzv

[neon bramble]

incase someone needs to obliterate horses

[unreal meadow]

Mmmmm delicious

Cant wait to Die in my first house spawn in pz after 2 minutes

[dim cloak]

reminds me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3e6motL4QMc&pp=ygUbaG93IHRvIGRpc2Fzc2VtcGxlIHlvdXIgY2F0

[unreal meadow]

So peak

[haughty halo]

anyone wanna play?

[young kelp]

[unreal meadow]

Why does it have a Nuke button

[polar kernel]

erm

[young kelp]

to get rid of the rats

[unreal bane]

The cat is orange.

[young kelp]

sometimes

one cat isn't enough

[polar kernel]

amateur doesnt know cats run on nuclear fusion

[unreal meadow]

I thought pigeons do

[polar kernel]

pigeons are actually solar powered

[dim cloak]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooH8Yt4HIOA why does a dog have a rocket

[polar kernel]

common misconception

[unreal bane]

Pigeons run on AAA batteries.

[unreal meadow]

Smelly farts obv

[karmic jetty]

buhhh i might just go to bed

[unreal bane]

It's almost 11.

[toxic relic]

get some zzz zo

[unreal meadow]

Remember to take to ur pills

[surreal mirage]

Go zozo

[dim cloak]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3KiyC7eaRU closest video to how a pigeon works

[polar kernel]

god gives his sleepiest soldiers his comfiest of beds

[karmic jetty]

i still feel TOO discontent to eep

[surreal mirage]

For why

[unreal meadow]

Finally the theory was always real

Pigeons are controlled by america

[dim cloak]

nah that's just crows

[unreal meadow]

Well crow ig

Same thing doe

Birb

[dim cloak]

fair

[unreal meadow]

Also it Has amurcia flag

And IT Has mini rockets

[dim cloak]

anyway

i'm gonna go play something

idk what yet tho

[unreal meadow]

Me

[polar kernel]

many such cases

[unreal meadow]

😭

[unreal meadow]

Die

No offence

But when i clicked on your bio i got flashbanged

Now im blind

Thx alot

[toxic relic]

he has no power

he's just a 5ft tall twink

[karmic jetty]

smol

[unreal meadow]

Release build 43 alr

Ive been waiting

😡😡😡😡😡

[neon bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/flashbang-ocean-terror-ouch-gif-7907410666239911693

[unreal meadow]

Accurate representation

If that's how you spell it

[toxic relic]

do the mods laugh at chat

[unreal meadow]

No at me

[fathom igloo]

Nothing beats a jet 2 holiday

[stone meadow]

and bald too

[stone meadow]

yeah

[toxic relic]

damn

[karmic jetty]

no

the mods dont have emotions

[toxic relic]

do you gossip about us in moderator chat

[unreal meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/sybau-syaos-british-english-ts-pmo-gif-18322740700124619850

[fathom igloo]

Yes

[stone meadow]

absolutely

[fathom igloo]

Uhhh

[stone meadow]

you come up every day

[toxic relic]

last message was yesterday though brother

dont lie to me

[unreal meadow]

Its a sybau

[karmic jetty]

the incident

[toxic relic]

im popular

[unreal meadow]

Oh man

Cant Play worlde here

[fathom igloo]

Rude

[unreal meadow]

i cant spell

[lilac quarry]

I think the last message is an auto bot slur detector smh in mod chat

[toxic relic]

bring back the fish command

[lilac quarry]

in the middle of a conversation, the bot will just drop the most horrific string of slurs tagged by some freak by the auto mod

[fathom igloo]

Ghoti has a command?

[unreal meadow]

My greatest apologies ma'am please forgive me

[lilac quarry]

damn she got ma'am'd

[toxic relic]

cant talk about boreworms without getting flashbanged by creepos

[lilac quarry]

you're old haha

[fathom igloo]

Ooft

[lilac quarry]

OLD

[fathom igloo]

You’re older than me

[lilac quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-birthday-happy-friend-hbd-gif-20194201

[lilac quarry]

This is not true ma'am

[fathom igloo]

Yes sir it absolutely is

[karmic jetty]

ur all dust and bonesss

[unreal meadow]

Ma'am this is no way to talk to a gentleman i assume

[fathom igloo]

ChatGPT said I look 18-23 🤩

[toxic relic]

im the finest gentleman

[stone meadow]

how could you do this fartface

[toxic relic]

dont expose my slur usage

theyre gamer words trust me bro

[thorn talon]

Alright

[unreal meadow]

Cod player vocab

[thorn talon]

Just in case

[toxic relic]

dont bring up cod around frogibidi

he's allergic

[onyx igloo]

i also am

cod sucks

[unreal meadow]

Then rust player vocab

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/smack-slap-fish-face-fail-gif-4653568

[toxic relic]

erhm, cod swim

🤓

[unreal meadow]

Dead people dont talk

[fathom igloo]

Leon how many labubus do you own

[onyx igloo]

you ever heard of a damn ouija board

[toxic relic]

that bit isnt good brother im gonna be honest

[karmic jetty]

24 karat gowld.... la bew bew

[ocean vale]

[unreal meadow]

Did Arthur summon u?

[toxic relic]

stolen

[fathom igloo]

I found Leon on TikTok

[onyx igloo]

ive been pinged for this joke like 10 times

[ocean vale]

https://tenor.com/view/monster-bob-blob-stare-gif-1160213367645308177

[onyx igloo]

your not the first and your not the last

[toxic relic]

baited

[unreal meadow]

@onyx igloo 11 now

[toxic relic]

truly an L

[karmic jetty]

labewbew is just funkopops for zoomers

[surreal mirage]

Labubu

[onyx igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-playtest-knight-medieval-gif-1006672630590173212

[unreal meadow]

Go to sleep

[ocean vale]

[onyx igloo]

i hate labubus

[karmic jetty]

[fathom igloo]

Don’t attack the funkos

[unreal meadow]

I agree

[surreal mirage]

Glorpubu

[toxic relic]

[stone meadow]

beanie babies

[fathom igloo]

Don’t get banned. They’re Leon’s favorite

[toxic relic]

stupid

[fathom igloo]

I will sell you the Princess Diana one for $1m usd

[onyx igloo]

the little gremlins commited crimes against humanity

[toxic relic]

why dont you just steal shit from 1 dollar stores to put in your house

instead of buying 300 dollar fucking toys

[fathom igloo]

They’re kind of funny though

[junior vale]

Half sword? In zomboid server???

[unreal meadow]

Cuz crime

[onyx igloo]

why would i steal from the 1 dollars store

[toxic relic]

erhm, i think charging that much for a toy is a crime

[toxic relic]

easy access

[unreal meadow]

THERES damn labubus in this server

[surreal mirage]

Spending 300 dollars on a toy is tupid

[fathom igloo]

Because the dollar store doesn’t sell Godzilla vinyl figures

[onyx igloo]

ill steal labubus and ruin the labubu resale market

[toxic relic]

fr, anyways, heres my 500 dollar lego set

[unreal meadow]

The AT AT one?

[fathom igloo]

Now you’re talking

[onyx igloo]

DROPPED DOWN 30 FLOORS!

[toxic relic]

lego car

[unreal meadow]

Failure

[onyx igloo]

Yes

[onyx igloo]

Aren't we all

[junior vale]

I have no idea what this means 🗣️ 🗣️

[unreal meadow]

Me too

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/summon-hot-dog-sausage-tgfbro-bucket-gif-3469344201512737896

[onyx igloo]

Weird russian doll i think

I'm not entirely sure

[junior vale]

Shout out to both zomboid and half sword for having people be annoying about multiplayer ‼️ ‼️ ‼️

[fathom igloo]

It’s not Russian

[karmic jetty]

lmao russian

[neon bramble]

I'm going to be impressed if half sword gets multiplayer

[unreal meadow]

Is it not saudi Arabian

[onyx igloo]

sorry im not a damn labubu enthusiast

[junior vale]

It’s an “inevitability” to some

[toxic relic]

get some hormble chormbles instead

[fathom igloo]

You should be sorry

[onyx igloo]

huh?

[karmic jetty]

mm yes 12g of protein

[toxic relic]

fr

[onyx igloo]

Yeah well it was insincere

[fathom igloo]

What’s everyone eating for lunch… I need ideas

[unreal meadow]

Ma'am calm down

[toxic relic]

ill pay obscene amounts of money for cheese protein substitute

[fathom igloo]

Worst thing to say to a woman part 1. This is how you died.

[onyx igloo]

Cyanide

[unreal meadow]

Read the last 2 words as prostitute

[fathom igloo]

Hmmmm not cheese

[onyx igloo]

Cheese Prostitute

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/myosin-molecular-biology-walking-gif-16694241546969099201

[fathom igloo]

Wow

[unreal meadow]

What about some radium

[onyx igloo]

Polonium better

[unreal meadow]

Nah

[fathom igloo]

Are you all mouth breathers?

[unreal meadow]

Radium solos

[unreal meadow]

Ma'am i wont say three times you need to calm down

[fathom igloo]

Calm down about a question? Huh?

[unreal meadow]

Yeah

[onyx igloo]

Nah, nose

[unreal meadow]

Werido

I breathe out my ass

[fathom igloo]

I recently converted and my jaw is sore lol

[toxic relic]

the mouth is the ass of the face

you put shit in, shit comes out

[unreal meadow]

Yes

Human centipede

[toxic relic]

[unreal meadow]

You eat shit just to shit the shit out

[toxic relic]

life is a prison

[unreal meadow]

Into someone elses mouth

[onyx igloo]

the lips may never kiss but the ass always shits

[toxic relic]

fr

just like your ass cheeks, keep your lips sealed

[unreal meadow]

Lemme have perm to Play activities

😭

[karmic jetty]

just like ur lips the ass must be kept moist

[unreal meadow]

Mean

[surreal mirage]

[toxic relic]

chaffing

[unreal meadow]

So silent in here

[toxic relic]

its cause you're muted

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-gif-24533171

[fathom igloo]

Chat, xylitol.

[unreal meadow]

What did i do😡

[livid notch]

Your a newspaper

Not even a plunger

[toxic relic]

comic strip pfp

[unreal meadow]

It is

[toxic relic]

im reading watch_list chat rn and you're cooked brother

they've got your comic strip pfp targeted

[unreal meadow]

Rip

But my brain Has left for the day

[karmic jetty]

not even plungie eww i spit on u ptuih

[toxic relic]

frogibidi and leon are giggling, kickin their feet up on their shared bunk bed

[unreal meadow]

Dang

[toxic relic]

making tootsie rolls as we suffer

[unreal meadow]

Imagine suffering

[toxic relic]

milk milk lemonade, turn the corner where fudge is made, stick your finger in the hole and now you've got a tootsie roll 🗣️

[thin wedge]

is it chewday chipshop

[toxic relic]

cant wait for big ben to chime at 3pm for the national tea break

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/leespoons-chippy-tea-fries-gif-14679795

[karmic jetty]

chipshop chewsday

[toxic relic]

put the kettle on for teas

[toxic relic]

dude i fuck with chip shop chips

[thin wedge]

they do be loading it with chips

[toxic relic]

not anymore man

[thin wedge]

🥀