general_chat

[simple bear]

dog

[toxic relic]

https://www.trains-and-railroads.com/streetcars-in-north-america
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_streetcar_systems_in_the_United_States
https://www.lrta.info/archive/mrthistory.html

[thin wedge]

Your dog look on the small side

[toxic relic]

idk dude

[green tiger]

bro thats a pigeon

[raw rock]

Now one second

[thin wedge]

AI sources

[toxic relic]

'were extremely common in rural america"

even the ai agrees with me

[thin wedge]

In Google We Trust

[raw rock]

Like I said, you can only do so many things with Trams

[toxic relic]

dude what

none of this disagrees with me

[raw rock]

God I cannot with you

[toxic relic]

the ai overview even said "extrememly common in rural places"

[thin wedge]

[toxic relic]

plus dude trying to refute my actual sources with an ai overview is cracked

[raw rock]

I never said they weren't common, or not in use, I just said that the primary method of transportation was horses.

[toxic relic]

lol

[raw rock]

I just don't wanna dig through sources because its 6am ngl.

🥀

[toxic relic]

not good enough my guy

its almost midnight here

[raw rock]

I personally don't care what you think.

[toxic relic]

then why are you arguing

[raw rock]

Yea but I haven't slept os

[raw rock]

Because you are wrong and I am right

[toxic relic]

i think you just dont like being wrong

[toxic relic]

lol

ok brother

you're a big strong man who doesnt care about 60 years of data collection

[raw rock]

Smh

Like I said

Horses

[toxic relic]

dude

thats because ltr wasnt invented yet

[green tiger]

1800s smh

[thin wedge]

1800s

[toxic relic]

what even is your point

[raw rock]

🥀

Literally had a whole named after it

[toxic relic]

🤨

[raw rock]

Public Transport will always be important

But Private Transport is also good.

[toxic relic]

i disagree with you

[raw rock]

Like I said, you can only do so many things with Trams and Trains.

[toxic relic]

and, again, long riding trams were only invented in the 1890s

so, what the fuck is your point

[stone meadow]

you also have buses tho

[toxic relic]

trams, trains and buses

also ferries

[raw rock]

Ok well, when you wanna walk 25 miles to go drop off your feed 🥀

[stone meadow]

america definitely has an issue with lack of infrastructure

[toxic relic]

fr

[thin wedge]

Why you trying to argue with an American Fartface. 🥀 Poor educated as a sack of potatoes.

[toxic relic]

true

[raw rock]

I think people genuinely forget that there are things OTHER than people to transport

[quasi slate]

💞 ❤️

[toxic relic]

my guy i just told you

trams trains and ferries

[green tiger]

Trains have insane troughput for cargo

[raw rock]

And I'm fucking telling you that you are not going to pull a Tram up to a random guys farm

🥀

[quasi slate]

what about trolleybuses

[raw rock]

Like deadass I have said this dozens of times

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-birds-angry-bird-bird-vs-angry-bird-meme-gif-10807946138548183113

[quasi slate]

geeking vs locked in

[toxic relic]

i wish i could pull up my toronto city council meeting plan and how it increased foot traffic, as well as increased economic spending

[raw rock]

Christ Almight

[toxic relic]

but i doubt this guy cares

[toxic relic]

and i told you thats wrong

[stone meadow]

yeah but america isnt all farmers is it

[raw rock]

No but almost half the population is?

🥀

[toxic relic]

what

[stone meadow]

half of americans is farmers?

[raw rock]

my bad

20

"rural Area"

[thin wedge]

the bussy

[raw rock]

Which is a very large percentage of people witstanding

[green tiger]

"less than 2%" says google

[toxic relic]

rural doesnt mean farm?

[toxic relic]

https://www.nass.usda.gov/Newsroom/2024/02-13-2024.php

rural doesnt mean farmer

another ai overview lol dude

[raw rock]

Dude I'm not digging through sources because I literally don't care enough rn

[stone meadow]

id check your sources when using ai

[raw rock]

🥀

[toxic relic]

then why are you arguing

[stone meadow]

otherwise you get this

[thin wedge]

why is that mini coop deck out tho

[toxic relic]

cinema

[thin wedge]

probably even has a matching trailer

[raw rock]

Wdym seems real and accurate

[stone meadow]

and this

[quasi slate]

the mini coop

[stone meadow]

us marines are gnomes apparently

[thin wedge]

garden gnome warfare

[green tiger]

They are gonna try selling you Discover Credit Cards if they are gnomes

[stone meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/gnomecode-gnomecode-holding-a-gun-at-you-gnomes-gnome-gun-gif-18130205

[toxic relic]

i think your horse source neglected to mention that horse drawn trams are a thing too

[thin wedge]

2.0% back on garden purchases

[toxic relic]

electric powered trams were already populurised in the late 19th century

considering that horses are animals and need care

[green tiger]

And they need their Denny's meter to be full

[toxic relic]

i dont think relying on them is better than other transport

this is proven by the fact that the brooklyn bridge, when operating with electric trams, delivered over 180 000 people in a day

a number thats not even reached half way anymore with car lanes

[rough stag]

hey guys

tyler the creator dropped

[toxic relic]

i hope he's alright mate

[thin wedge]

Indeed

[toxic relic]

a bad fall does a lot of damage

[thin wedge]

i hope he survived

[green tiger]

Did he drop to the floor or drop dead?

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/tyler-the-creator-tyler-sped-up-falling-gif-27686811

[toxic relic]

shit man

[green tiger]

Oh deer

[toxic relic]

definitely dead

[green tiger]

🪦

[thin wedge]

he try to beat the highest fall

without a parachute

big mistake

[green tiger]

The higher you go the lower you fall 💔

[thin wedge]

🥀

[burnt kite]

🪫

[pulsar holly]

hyped for the album drop

[thin wedge]

Charge your phone dawg

[neon bramble]

oh shit

I get to A-10 zombies

[livid notch]

It all makes sense now

[sour gull]

https://tenor.com/view/cta-goh-gates-of-hell-call-to-arms-call-to-arms-gates-of-hell-performance-gif-2326109940778365806

gates of hell mentioned

[neon bramble]

now I'm pumped for the SWAT scenario

none of the overkill toys the army gets

[stone meadow]

what game is this

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-jerma-sus-jerma985-the-sus-guy-suspicious-gif-25011230

[quasi slate]

roblox

[neon bramble]

Call to Arms: Gates of Hell, some zombie mod whose name I forgor

[burnt kite]

Chat, I tried porting the CSS gun over to garrys mod 1 and accidentally turned it into CSS

[thin wedge]

Gates of hell still around???

[thin wedge]

real

[green tiger]

Imagine Golden Freddy just staring at you with a Tom Jones tattoo on the suit

[neon bramble]

Dawn of the Dead is the zombie mod

[thin wedge]

can't wait for US army sponsored game in roblox

🗣️

[thin wedge]

You know they would do it

[sour gull]

"still around" its only been 4 years since release

[neon bramble]

all of the army larpers getting visited by recruiters only to find out almost none of them are US citizens

[sour gull]

american foreign legion incoming

[thin wedge]

Hype kinda died down after release tho

[neon bramble]

the actual americans too busy larping as non-US forces

[burnt kite]

I bet my generational debt that its gonna be ass

[thin wedge]

Ill take gate of hell over any RTS any day

[neon bramble]

I havent played much of GoH MP but it seems to expect superior infantry play

[thin wedge]

nah they sponsor call of duty they'll just bribe ask those ppl to do it

[neon bramble]

mid-war germans have call in tanks the russians have a really hard time cracking

[neon bramble]

Beutepanzer KV is comically untouchable

that and stubby stug locked down half of the map

[green tiger]

🇩🇪

[thin wedge]

Which country military sponsored this one

[neon bramble]

wart hunder but less CAS

[thin wedge]

[thin wedge]

fr

[neon bramble]

and trigonometry

long range shots are just high speed deadly math problems

solve or die

[toxic relic]

lol

[thin wedge]

i hate it when i can't calculate in time where a bomb is gonna drop using free fall equations

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-nuke-apocalypse-meme-gif-9579985

[neon bramble]

air strike but the other guy gets to call it when he fucks up

compelling gameplay

thank you gaijin

[thin wedge]

you expect gaijin to do math????

https://tenor.com/view/war-thunder-get-real-gif-21323382

get real indeed

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/acquisire-realismo-war-thunder-get-real-gif-22304491

[surreal mirage]

Get fake

Unreal even

[thin wedge]

THE DRIVER IS UNCONSCIOUS

[toxic relic]

how do you know warthunder memes bill

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mu6NTN4b0IA

[neon bramble]

erm its wart hunder

[fair yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-pretty-derby-studying-annoy-nope-anime-gif-11744813

[toxic relic]

hop on wart hunder

[fair yacht]

!

[thin wedge]

the average war thunder player fr

[thin wedge]

unfortunately yes but lucky i don't have 2.5k hours on it

unlike one of my friend does

🥀

[toxic relic]

fair mate lmao

whats with the limp flower emote

[neon bramble]

playing mow/goh with people that have 600+ hours on wart hunder minimum

everyone knows where to aim

[thin wedge]

pp soft

[neon bramble]

tank misplays are punished instantly

[green tiger]

🐟

[toxic relic]

microsoft

[thin wedge]

Gun to your head. Are you hard or soft rn

[toxic relic]

hard rock nick

[neon bramble]

ok this mod is funny

you can play as survivors, fighting the US military

[fair yacht]

ur funny

[neon bramble]

which means you can steal their tanks

I'm gonna steal a tank

[toxic relic]

is that diamond emote a reference to talladega nights

or am i just an old man

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/l4d-nick-valve-omg-gif-1424725345037551380

[surreal mirage]

Diamond hands

[green tiger]

Diamond hard 🦐

[thin wedge]

Diamonds hands indeed

[toxic relic]

ape together strong

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/bruce-less-diamond-hands-hoge-gif-20770777

[toxic relic]

lambos or wendies, imma get my tendies

[surreal mirage]

GME to the moon 🚀 🌑 💎

[toxic relic]

wendies nuts go into your mouth lmao gottem

[thin wedge]

The dip is temporary but the long term is always forever to the moon

[toxic relic]

infinite risk infinite reward

[surreal mirage]

It's always tomorrow

[thin wedge]

Nancy will save us

Trust

[green tiger]

Deltarune Tomorrow reference?!!!

[surreal mirage]

Infinite risk if you're shorting gme calls

[toxic relic]

this shits fucking sad tbh

people huffing copium

[surreal mirage]

Where can i mirror nancys portfolio? 1000% yoy gains

[toxic relic]

you tricked zo into stockbro gambling

i wont be manhandled into your games

[surreal mirage]

Zeerol did day trading before me

[thin wedge]

Vro leave zeely out of it

[surreal mirage]

I simply invest in the S&P500

[thin wedge]

Hes gonna lose his commission money fast

[toxic relic]

zos lost in the sauce

[surreal mirage]

Why the tired reaction fart

[toxic relic]

im tired of your lies

[surreal mirage]

Your pension is probably partly invested in the overall american market

[thin wedge]

Cause you aren't taking high risks

You gotta put it all on crypto

[toxic relic]

if it is its not by me

[thin wedge]

[surreal mirage]

Gonna do 0dte bitcoin options trading on a 1:500 margin (without negative margin protection)

[toxic relic]

im investing in jackass

[surreal mirage]

Bankruptcy speedrun

[toxic relic]

after they opened the latest movie with a penis monster and a butt volcano that exploded shit i know theyre profit

[surreal mirage]

What

[toxic relic]

they turned a penis into a kaiju and made a short film

[surreal mirage]

[toxic relic]

and then they got a guy to shit out of a hole in a set and made it look like a volcano

[thin wedge]

realest jackass type shi

[toxic relic]

fr

[surreal mirage]

Oh jackass

[toxic relic]

i would show you but

[surreal mirage]

Average jackass moment

[quasi slate]

Renewa

[toxic relic]

i dont think peanor is allowed

[surreal mirage]

I've watched the older films

[toxic relic]

jackass forever is the recent one

its good mate

they added the dude that made a vest out of firecrackers to the group

[karmic jetty]

who summoned me

[thin wedge]

which stock is this

Moopy give us the insider trades

pls be our finical guru

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/king-silence-peasant-prince-gif-4815242262647745421

[surreal mirage]

If moopy drops a gacha game it loses 90% of it's income and therefore has great shorting potential

[karmic jetty]

the borgor king crown calling like the green goblin mask

[thin wedge]

may i have a glass of water please

[toxic relic]

only if i can make my own weanor kaiju and you be the actor that gets pissed on

[thin wedge]

benjamin franklin fell out after he done with the declaration of independence

so sad what hes been reduced to

[toxic relic]

i love this shit man

[surreal mirage]

Have you watched the new jackass film?

[toxic relic]

yessir

im rewatching it rn

[surreal mirage]

Any good?

[toxic relic]

yes

[surreal mirage]

Oh sick

[toxic relic]

'jackass forever'

[surreal mirage]

I think it's the only one i haven't seen yet

[toxic relic]

thats the one that opens with the penis kaiju

[surreal mirage]

OHHH

[toxic relic]

dude, zach holmes is insane

he flies a kite into a patch of cacti

you should look up his firecracker vest or his roman candle to the face videos

[surreal mirage]

Jesus wtf

[toxic relic]

hell yeah man

its crazy

[toxic relic]

erin also gets a right hook to the balls by the man with the strongest punch in the world iirc

martin scorcese was refering to jackass when he said

[thin wedge]

America only exists to make shit like this

[toxic relic]

just go to poland

[thin wedge]

TRUE

[toxic relic]

lmao

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/bober-beaver-kurwa-kurva-gif-2036759300866778139

YA BOBER KURWA 🗣️

[toxic relic]

bober kurwa

[quasi slate]

https://tenor.com/view/bober-kurwa-wombat-not-a-beaver-beaver-gif-8961649020872801915

[quasi slate]

they have big bober statue in polish museum

[green tiger]

Is that a double edged bong strapped to their heads

[toxic relic]

with a spider in it

yessir

[thin wedge]

indeed

king bober

the ruler of poland

[green tiger]

Gordon Freeman if he could talk

[quasi slate]

yoo there is fightback against visa's censorship

lets gooo

[toxic relic]

milk milk lemonade turn the corner and fudge is made stick your finger in the hole now you have a tootsie roll

[thin wedge]

[toxic relic]

[surreal mirage]

Send one on behalf of me

[toxic relic]

[quasi slate]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/wTknpj7fhKY

[thin wedge]

Echo can test your recipe

for tootsie rolls

[stone meadow]

you know there arent enough eastern europeans in half life 2

considering where it takes place

[thin wedge]

real......

[toxic relic]

erasure fr

[thin wedge]

true too

[green tiger]

crowbar

[thin wedge]

most citizen are just relocated

[karmic jetty]

erasure

[rain mango]

I robbed the guy that robbed me in a server 🙏

[toxic relic]

i hardly

[green tiger]

eat his chair

[karmic jetty]

theyre eatin the chairs theyre eatin the tables

[thin wedge]

Weird way to say you both fucked but okay

[rain mango]

what

[green tiger]

In filbus I trust

[rain mango]

😭

[thin wedge]

[rain mango]

He stole my MP5SD that is unforgivable.

And m16

[toxic relic]

who?

[stone meadow]

the mp5sd is peak in pvp

[green tiger]

I like to play on my fife and take someones life

[stone meadow]

silent, uses 9mm which is common and light and with attachments you can shoot p far

did you get it back

[thin wedge]

frog pp the truest tarkov player

[stone meadow]

nah thats zomvoid pvp

i should start playing spt again

[thin wedge]

zomboid pvp 🥀

[rain mango]

Yes and i took Like 9 boxes of 5.56 and 7 boxes of 9mm of his ass

[flat flame]

lets go

[thin wedge]

wish spt had coop but that would be opening a can of worms

[toxic relic]

who?

[rain mango]

Some guy

[toxic relic]

cares

lmao gottem

[green tiger]

Owl man

[thin wedge]

The guy named cares

https://tenor.com/view/mario-super-mario-bros-depression-sad-mario-and-luigi-gif-14815881022592239601

[rain mango]

Do i steal the guys desk and put it outside his fence to piss him off?

[green tiger]

put it on his bed

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-named-gurt-gif-9926359230014958817

[pale berry]

I'm so proud of myself right now
I managed to pack literally all my camping gear in one bag

[neon bramble]

checkpoint raid backfired

[rain mango]

I can't find the crowbar he stole of me 💔

[thin wedge]

Americans do be obsessed with bug out bags

[toxic relic]

bug deez

[thin wedge]

Those companies gotta make a profit somehow by promising the best for the end

https://tenor.com/view/fallout-fallout-on-prime-amazon-mgm-studios-bethesda-cooper-howard-gif-10320412049622312488

[toxic relic]

indeed

[toxic relic]

YOOO its little baby billy

from righteous gemstones

[pale berry]

Nah I just wanted to challenge myself to pack literally everything I needed for my camping trip

When I start going hiking I plan on getting a M7

As a Just-in-case

Wait no m7 isn't the rifle

AR7 is the one

[toxic relic]

why

[pale berry]

This fella

[toxic relic]

what are you shooting, the bugs?

[thin wedge]

cougars spawn during missions

[pale berry]

Exactly bro

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/plinka-cement-plinka-plinkie-plonker-plinkna-gif-22775288

[toxic relic]

cougars dont have high kill rates

[pale berry]

Millions to one but still

[thin wedge]

true. Most of them got hunted or environment destroyed

[toxic relic]

you're more likely to die from a snake bite than a cougar

[green tiger]

Snake?

[toxic relic]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fatal_cougar_attacks_in_North_America
https://www.predatordefense.org/cougars.htm

[thin wedge]

Tho ppl had sighted a few

[pale berry]

Either I'd bring a AR7 or some kind of pocket pistol

[toxic relic]

i am not solid snake

[green tiger]

Venom Snake?

[toxic relic]

bros gonna shadow box the air

[pale berry]

I'm just gonna box you instead

[toxic relic]

"Since 1890, there have been only 25 confirmed fatal cougar attacks on people in all of North America—that's only 25 deaths in about 130 years. To put these numbers in perspective, you are at far greater risk from being shot by a hunter, killed by lightning, bees, dogs, or cattle. For example, every year about 100 people in the U.S. and Canada are fatally shot by hunters and 20-30 are killed by dogs. See cougar myths & facts"

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/muscle-man-regular-show-stop-talking-stop-talking-about-my-mom-shoot-up-gif-5439266

Another 411 case

[toxic relic]

dudes getting a pocket pistol to fight the hunters

that must be it

[pale berry]

You can't do this to me

You can't bully me!!!!

[toxic relic]

what about the cows then mate

must be getting a rifle to shoot the scary cows

[green tiger]

Moo? more like, BOO

[toxic relic]

lol

[toxic relic]

you know who else is getting bullied?

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-megu-jelly-wise-cow-gif-11421265277137954520

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/muscle-man-you-know-who-else-my-mom-regular-show-funny-gif-9101122073397073314

[pale berry]

I'm leaving

I hate you all!!!!

stays

[green tiger]

Weird al reference?

[toxic relic]

you're more likely to die from a lightning strike than a cougar

just sayin man

unless you plan on shooting the sky

[thin wedge]

American do need to justify having a pocket fatality statistic booster

[green tiger]

bro is gonna shoot himself if the forest sirens call

[thin wedge]

"what if a drooling feral hog attack me in the walmart parking lot"

[stone meadow]

yeah but Im more likely to encounter a cougar in my local bar/club

[toxic relic]

so you need a gun to shoot that old woman

[thin wedge]

Yes

[pale berry]

Yes

[thin wedge]

that old woman was reaching

[toxic relic]

just walk away brother, that oldie probably needs a hip replaced

[green tiger]

But she is so passive aggresively trying to insult my gardening

[flat flame]

How you doing guys?

[thin wedge]

which season of squid game is this

[flat flame]

4

[toxic relic]

im bullying kids online

[flat flame]

USA season

[thin wedge]

when did squid game become a korean military requirement vid

[stone meadow]

I need me a gun

[toxic relic]

letting an old person insult you? smh just ask them for their list of night time meds

[thin wedge]

yes you can trust frogski

he not gonna power trip

[stone meadow]

you can trust me with a gun

I only shot one monitor so far on accident

[toxic relic]

i genuinely think if i had a gun id use it on myself on a drunken night alone

so

maybe no for me

[toxic relic]

what does that mean

[green tiger]

[toxic relic]

is that the guys son or is that an age gap couple

[thin wedge]

The phone hit first

[stone meadow]

you can trust me with the keys to orbital weapons and nukes

I will NOT use them on banned users to permaban them irl

[thin wedge]

Too soon vro

[toxic relic]

[thin wedge]

[stone meadow]

please dont

[thin wedge]

Frogski loading his nukes rn

[toxic relic]

we talk about peepee and poopoo

[thin wedge]

Go ahead and wipe the entire chat rn

[green tiger]

oh no i can smell the plutonium already

[stone meadow]

peepee_and_poo_chat

[toxic relic]

how much money would you need to drink a cup of sweat

[stone meadow]

love abusing my moderator priveleges for a gag

[toxic relic]

like your mate goes on a treadmill and drips down into a cup then gives it to you

[surreal mirage]

Peepee and poo chat

[toxic relic]

i think id ask for 10k

[stone meadow]

that depebds

did they shower just before

[toxic relic]

hmmm no

[stone meadow]

where is the sweat collected

[toxic relic]

morning workout

the sweat is collected from the body

[stone meadow]

like at the bottom on the feet?

[toxic relic]

from the face to the torso

[thin wedge]

LETS GO

peepee poo chat

[stone meadow]

hmm

[flat flame]

Love them mods

[toxic relic]

maybe some from the jockstrap

[thin wedge]

Ayo peepee poo check

[stone meadow]

Id need way more than 10k for sure

[floral fiber]

Rookie numbers

[toxic relic]

i see

[green tiger]

Just have him use a towel to wipe off the sweat and then juice the towel

[stone meadow]

10k wont even cover my current debt amount

[toxic relic]

school debt?

[flat flame]

play squid games

[stone meadow]

no

credit card and loan lmao

[toxic relic]

fair

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/piss-nuke-piss-nuke-incoming-gif-12509508299474520893

[toxic relic]

ok what if he agrees to clear your debt

[stone meadow]

Living on apprentice salary aint easy

[flat flame]

loan for what

[toxic relic]

fr

[stone meadow]

I only now finally have money to start paying off that shit and saving some

[toxic relic]

nunya

[thin wedge]

🥀 taking a 50 paid cut for a year is so true

But gotta start somewhere

[stone meadow]

hookers drugs and gambling of course

[toxic relic]

HAHAH

[flat flame]

oh so you're my client huh

[toxic relic]

honestly dude thats respectable

[stone meadow]

well Im only half joking tbf I did spend too much on leisure

[flat flame]

what is leisure?

[stone meadow]

oh well tho im only young once

[toxic relic]

"if you win the lottery, what are you gonna spend it on?"
"buncha hookers and cocaine"

[thin wedge]

Tarkov currency

[stone meadow]

Ill pay it off I have the money now

[thin wedge]

So he can pay to win during wipes

[stone meadow]

well my debt isnt that much bigger than 10k, its like 11 or 12 total I think

[flat flame]

no but fr

[toxic relic]

ok 50k

usd

[stone meadow]

Id need at least 50k id say for that scenario

[toxic relic]

nah pounds

[stone meadow]

yeah id do it for fiddy

[flat flame]

and sadly im not a hooker

[toxic relic]

alr

open your window, frogibidi, im outside with a cup of sweat

[stone meadow]

are you drugs or gambling

[stone meadow]

how are you on the third floor

[toxic relic]

long legs

[flat flame]

gambling

[candid tide]

peepee_and_poo_chat

[stone meadow]

Understandable

[thin wedge]

doesn't have to be physical

You can be his vtuber to simp for

[stone meadow]

I dont simp for vtubers

[flat flame]

nah thats no fun

[thin wedge]

Just dm him your amazon wishlist

[stone meadow]

only lesser known artists and youtubers who make good long form videos

[thin wedge]

yes yes being a discord mod give you access to kittens now

[flat flame]

gambling is respectable business

[stone meadow]

who told you that

[green tiger]

is staff-furry-rp real?

[toxic relic]

yes

[green tiger]

[stone meadow]

no 😰

[toxic relic]

its under meme_garbage

[green tiger]

[flat flame]

One day ill open my own casino and will invite all of ya

[green tiger]

🐿️ 🍺 🎰

[surreal mirage]

That's just indirectly asking people for money

[toxic relic]

inviting your friends to a casino you own is fucked

unless you give them spending money

[flat flame]

if im inviting someone personally, ill give em some chips

other way its really being a bad person

[quasi slate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJW-bzXZM8M

[toxic relic]

how many chips and what flavour

[polar kernel]

lowtierbalrog!!!!

[flat flame]

pringles, salt and vinegar

[polar kernel]

god i miss it...

[toxic relic]

gross

pringles?

[green tiger]

Battery Acid (Salt&Vinegar)

[stone meadow]

5 dolla

[polar kernel]

chips???

[toxic relic]

terrible decision

[polar kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-scared-gif-27466237

[flat flame]

[toxic relic]

i need those chippie chips

wet and soggy, waterlogged in salt and vinegar

[polar kernel]

thats what my child calls them

[green tiger]

Salt & Vinegar is the best flavour tho

[stone meadow]

true what if they turn those 5 dolla into 100 million through a series of roulette bets that always turn out correct

[polar kernel]

chippy chips

[toxic relic]

how can you have a child if you are a child

[green tiger]

[flat flame]

nah

[toxic relic]

theyd get taken out by the casino owners

[scenic owl]

does anyone know a mod that lets me microwave zombies

[polar kernel]

everyone calls me old and now all the sudden im a child

can you pick please

[toxic relic]

you're not old

you're a bebe

[flat flame]

we just want to talk to you

[frosty tulip]

I'd beat the casinos

[polar kernel]

i am a 25 year old man

[frosty tulip]

I'll find a way

[polar kernel]

😭

[toxic relic]

ok twink

[polar kernel]

i am not a child

I AM NOT

[frosty tulip]

ur 25?

[toxic relic]

go drink some milk

[flat flame]

25? silly little goose

[thin wedge]

fr do be a kitten

[frosty tulip]

I got the vibes that you were in your mid 30s or something lmao

[toxic relic]

25 is baby

[polar kernel]

MID 30's????

[quasi slate]

you all so young

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-drinking-milk-kitty-cute-gif-20871988

[quasi slate]

🧓

[frosty tulip]

yeah bro u give off the vibes

[polar kernel]

moopy is 87

[toxic relic]

moopy is 56

damn dude

[thin wedge]

Moopy pls we all havent cap out on our ROTHs like you

[frosty tulip]

retirement home for me in no time

I'ma destroy every other elderly person at bingo though

[polar kernel]

i already be fuckin it up at bingo ngl

[thin wedge]

canadian healthcare for me

[frosty tulip]

if casinos add bingo I'm so in.

I'd suck at poker, I've only played once

[polar kernel]

if i wanna drink super cheap on a thursday i go to my local bingo hall lmfao

[thin wedge]

Ayo pls

[quasi slate]

what is a retirement home anyway

is it for the homeless

[polar kernel]

its like $5 for a pitcher of beer

[frosty tulip]

And I won only because I had no idea what I was doing and destroyed everyone else.

[thin wedge]

Can they install the shiny slot machine in the retirement homes

[toxic relic]

its for old people

[frosty tulip]

I ended up bluffing by rage-baiting everybody.

[flat flame]

25 yo twink, wear this

[thin wedge]

thrash would retire there

[polar kernel]

i got all the aunties screaming to check my card while im sloshed on a thursday night

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/gambling-grandma-gif-7407120909031045920

[frosty tulip]

just add virtual skins to the slot machines

then thrash is fucked

[polar kernel]

lmfao

[flat flame]

thats my clients in a few years

[toxic relic]

thrash spending 1k on another knife skin

just gamble atp

[flat flame]

at my casino

(please)

I would grow stach and build robot army

[toxic relic]

are you and phil lemour doing this

[green tiger]

If alcohol were real i would die

[flat flame]

Who's phily?

[toxic relic]

phil your mouth with deez

lmao gottem

[polar kernel]

got em

[surreal mirage]

Got em nuts in your mouth lmao gottem

[toxic relic]

lmao gottem

[flat flame]

https://tenor.com/view/nuts-chestnut-peanut-walnut-hazelnut-gif-17852541

[polar kernel]

i just watched someone put mustard on their fucking eggs

[stone meadow]

hes not a twink hes bald

[flat flame]

me

[green tiger]

what typa ebgs

[toxic relic]

you can be a bald twink

[stone meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/kendrick-kendrick-lamar-mustard-mango-tuff-gif-8666831347696479024

[thin wedge]

northlion type sho

[quasi slate]

whata re these banzo kazooie graphics

[polar kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/mustard-kai-cenat-alsokami-komik-mustard-gif-gif-8559662327962672792

[quasi slate]

or idk how you spell that mascot

[flat flame]

nah

[frosty tulip]

you just killed several people in this discord that have nut allergies

you should be ashamed

[flat flame]

https://tenor.com/view/cgi-3d-baldness-thinning-gif-11239576

[toxic relic]

my phantom allergies

[polar kernel]

kendrick lamar call of mustard meme is going viral 😭

[green tiger]

Do they cause Phantom Pain

[toxic relic]

yessir

[green tiger]

🐍

[livid notch]

Isn't phantom pain invisible pain

[flat flame]

wow! Ryan raynolds looks better now

[toxic relic]

i see this man in the clubs in berlin

normal

[polar kernel]

you see at least 10 of these in portland at any given time

[toxic relic]

i respect it

[green tiger]

Well the venom is invisible

[flat flame]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid-snake-big-boss-gif-12248663

[toxic relic]

duran duran

the man who sold the world

and you cant even say...my name

[flat flame]

duran my duran

[thin wedge]

Vro rlly have a g string chromeware

🥀

[toxic relic]

whale tails

you're all too young for that

[flat flame]

[thin wedge]

indeed

[toxic relic]

[polar kernel]

she duran on my duran till i uhhh

[green tiger]

[stone meadow]

bro is a ripper doc so he defo kept that bite on his arm on purpose

[flat flame]

till my snake is liquid

[polar kernel]

i need a woman to bite me that hard

[stone meadow]

i got bit that hard by a woman once

[toxic relic]

shit dude give me that

[stone meadow]

was right about there too

[flat flame]

your mom went crazy again?

[thin wedge]

[green tiger]

She venom on my snake till i shoot liquid

[stone meadow]

yeah ravenous

[thin wedge]

BITE???!

of 77????

[ivory grail]

I got about 20 minutes of" sleep"

[polar kernel]

im slowly convincing my woman to put a cigarette out on me i think its happening soon

[stone meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/fnaf-five-nights-at-freddy's-dance-freddy-fazbear-meme-gif-387447488759269797

[toxic relic]

insane

[polar kernel]

im a master manipulator

[toxic relic]

brother

[polar kernel]

i will get what i want

[toxic relic]

keep that shit to yourself

back to peepeepoopoo chat

[polar kernel]

and ruin my years long bit? no thank you

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/king-of-the-hill-hank-hill-smoking-cigarette-smoke-gif-14313745546014281466

[toxic relic]

what if you got dressed up as an elephant and shot with a huge rubber ball out of a huge gun held up by 6 men

[polar kernel]

oddly specific are you manifesting my demise

[thin wedge]

gotta fund malboros

[toxic relic]

im constructing

[livid notch]

I heard a story of something similar like that has happend

[thin wedge]

they took a hit thanks to vape

[polar kernel]

hit him with the punt gun.

[thin wedge]

the gun to put down yo mama

[toxic relic]

malboro will just collab with vape

[thin wedge]

already done

[toxic relic]

haha

[flat flame]

Just got marines recruiting SMS

damn

[thin wedge]

where do you think those small businesses get their money

to start their vape business

big tobacco moment

[flat flame]

robbing

[polar kernel]

sargent balls reporting for doody

[toxic relic]

tell them youd rather drink blended hot turds

[frosty tulip]

the children yearn for strawberry vapes

[toxic relic]

strawberry

[thin wedge]

The mango vape goes hard

[toxic relic]

theres so many weird flavours

blueberry cheescake

that probably just tastes sour

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/fat-jull-rip-vaping-old-man-coughing-smoke-gif-15218259

[polar kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/phonk-trollface-gif-27242792

[frosty tulip]

imagine getting cancer and you have to admit to people it's because of your years of addiction to blueberry cheesecake vapes

[toxic relic]

HAHAH

[flat flame]

yummy

[frosty tulip]

I'd just lie and say it's just regular ciggies

[thin wedge]

[toxic relic]

just tell them you smoked too many marlboro blacks

[thin wedge]

Groovy

[candid tide]

peepee_and_poo_chat is gone

[polar kernel]

im a real man i smoke fucking everything i see

[thin wedge]

frogski got a warning from the higher ups

[polar kernel]

i don't discriminate

[karmic jetty]

is gone

[candid tide]

goodness!

[flat flame]

something seems off

[candid tide]

[karmic jetty]

what the shrimp

[unreal bane]

A couple more years, and the new gen won't even know what ciggies are.

[toxic relic]

ok but have you smoked cig butts from the hospital parking lot

[candid tide]

if i was addicted to nicotine

[polar kernel]

no but there was one time i saw a mostly unfinished cigarette in the ashtray at the bar and i smoked the rest of it

[candid tide]

i'd rather smoke than do vape

[toxic relic]

real

[karmic jetty]

fake

[flat flame]

embrace the 69

[toxic relic]

smokings cool again cause vapes are so embarrassing

[candid tide]

most of the people around me that are addicted to nicotine would also rather smoke than do vape

but smokes got expensive as hell

heavily taxed

no choice but to vape

[thin wedge]

TWO TRUCKS

https://tenor.com/view/two-trucks-two-luigi-spin-the-gif-21648402

[candid tide]

i find people that cant handle the smell of cigarette smoke are weak

[flat flame]

yeah racing went a little crazy

[toxic relic]

cig pack is 25 dollars but a vape refill pod is 6-10 bucks

[polar kernel]

i was at the club this weekend and a nice lady asked if i wanted to do blow and i respectfully declined. idk why she brought balloons there but i respect it i guess!

[thin wedge]

average ford mustang driver indeed

[candid tide]

what would last longer though?

[toxic relic]

no ideA

[flat flame]

lung cancer

[toxic relic]

how much does the person smoke

[thin wedge]

which one will kill faster tho

[polar kernel]

ive actually never been casually offered cocaine by someone ive never met so thats a cool first experience

apparently i do not go to the right clubs

[thin wedge]

Probably the tail end of a volkswagen

[toxic relic]

some people smoke 2 packs a day, some people blow through a cartridge in a day, some smoke 1 cig a week, some huff on that lithium battery once a week

[polar kernel]

what the dog doin

[thin wedge]

We need to start huff on propane

[toxic relic]

whippets

[flat flame]

dead nazis

[last spoke]

The fact there's terminology for someone that smokes packets per day is insane to me

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/geeked-off-tha-propane-geeking-tweaking-propane-mario-judah-gif-787157478533688223

[last spoke]

Like there are people that smoke so much we call them a "Pack day smoker"

[toxic relic]

i think whippets are also popular, i see so many empty bottles in parking lots

[toxic relic]

those tiny metal capsules

[thin wedge]

chain smoker but yeah

[candid tide]

and all his shit's broken

[thin wedge]

hell bro blow thru cartons

[last spoke]

Also, if someone's kept this up for a year, they're a pack year smoker

[toxic relic]

why do you have this mod

[stone meadow]

holy shit how many ads can cod fit into one game opening

[flat flame]

what mod

[thin wedge]

cause its lore friendly

[last spoke]

:)

[thin wedge]

ads in the weapon equipment screen

🥀

Enlist today

[polar kernel]

what

[toxic relic]

AHAH dude there was an enlistment ad in the metro that had a video game in it

stupid

[thin wedge]

and get a free m4a1*

[polar kernel]

yknow

the us military hasnt made any games in a while

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/hailey-lujan-lujan-hailey-lujan-cat-lujan-cat-lujan-cat-dance-gif-17844050833645299873

[polar kernel]

sometimes theyre lowkey fun

[quasi slate]

https://tenor.com/view/jvgverse-girl-smoking-girl-smoking-snow-girl-smoking-winter-smoking-winter-gif-2300442477555825400

[flat flame]

enlist today

[quasi slate]

nice rifle

[thin wedge]

they can't compete with the brain rot that is arma 2 unfortunately

[polar kernel]

bring back socom

[quasi slate]

i have arma 2 on steam

:steamhapyp:

[thin wedge]

with how many hours?

[quasi slate]

uhh

[flat flame]

i have arma 3

[stone meadow]

first I got an unskippable cutscene advertising the latest battle pass character, then I got the beavis and butthead collab put in my face, then advertised the battlepass, then left on the battlepass screen

[flat flame]

and 80 hours spent in its redactor

tried to create pirate island map

[stone meadow]

just make the fucking game free at this point its clearly making money from the MTX

[thin wedge]

arma 2 let you fight edritch horrors with military tactics

i doubt us army could replicate

[quasi slate]

😭 i got the game for gmod only lol

[thin wedge]

[pale berry]

Arma reforger apparently

[flat flame]

hehe 500 hours go BRRRR

[quasi slate]

but can it match up to my 20,000 hours in fortnite

[pale berry]

Do PvE servers exist in DayZ at all

I just wanna kill zombies

[karmic jetty]

why are u playing day z

[thin wedge]

ya its called surroundead

gottem

[polar kernel]

yes but theyre usually dogshit because its just dayz babymode

[pale berry]

Because ghsgshgagahahg

[polar kernel]

BRING BACK SOCOM AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!!!

[thin wedge]

RDM RDM RDM RDM

[pale berry]

I just hate the rage I get from losing stuff

[polar kernel]

they make a cool pve server and then absolutely butcher it with the fucking god awful traders and stuff

i HATE traders in dayz it ruins the fun

[toxic relic]

erh, he calls upon the god of war, ares

not zeus

[flat flame]

big white gay man

[polar kernel]

i didnt make the gif

[toxic relic]

its "ares, destroy my enemies and my life is yours"

🤓

[karmic jetty]

refuse to pay child support quick time event

[toxic relic]

go to the pokies and youll find where the child support went

https://tenor.com/view/jackpot-syava-gif-25689977

[flat flame]

thats me

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/spiderman-fail-funny-gif-8043594

[thin wedge]

leg day skipped

[toxic relic]

would you rather someone pogo stick jump into your balls or eat a piece of sashimi from someones sweaty back

[karmic jetty]

[toxic relic]

i think id eat the sashimi tbh

[karmic jetty]

the latter is way less painful

[toxic relic]

the pogo stick is too much fr

[thin wedge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/563057614850621453/1394918205562294333/p6qsfgdbx4df1.gif?ex=687f25d0&is=687dd450&hm=db23b588ca5ebeacbe2ff4e43eac65d31dd3e5adaf659719b2b65fd166a4707a&

[karmic jetty]

if anything it just makes the sushi more flavourable

[thin wedge]

mmm yees

bnnuy

[toxic relic]

i just watched erin from jackass get pogo sticked in the nuts

[toxic relic]

salty

[flat flame]

Amazon recruiting

[toxic relic]

why is there a black panther flag next to the other one

conflicting messages

[polar kernel]

i need the bucees caliphate flag

i love bucees and militant ideas

[flat flame]

looks cool

[quasi slate]

welcome to the ali express military

[flat flame]

YES THATS WE

Temu squad

[toxic relic]

coka cola paramilitary fr

[flat flame]

got me laughing so hard i felt stomachache

[toxic relic]

its real tho

[karmic jetty]

coca cola corpo military when pepsiman gets deployed

[toxic relic]

pepsiman is my favourite transformer

[karmic jetty]

real

[flat flame]

What? i only know pepsi fleet

[toxic relic]

pepsi convoy

indeed

[flat flame]

no no

pepsi submarines and cruisers

[toxic relic]

1989

[surreal mirage]

[toxic relic]

pepsi did own 17 subs

[flat flame]

cool aid hitman

[toxic relic]

https://www.historyskills.com/classroom/year-10/pepsi-navy

[flat flame]

yeah thats what im talking about

[toxic relic]

weird

[karmic jetty]

imagine getting ur ship sunk by the pepsi cannon mk2

[toxic relic]

in 20 years

[flat flame]

pepsi harrier was fun

[flat flame]

More like BlackRock fleet

ALIBABA JETS INCOMING

FAST, SHOOT THE MICROSOFT ROCKETS

[forest path]

how do i attach a scope onto a shotgun and where does it benefit me

[flat flame]

SAMSUNG ARTILLERY INCOMING

Oh wait, thats already a thing

[karmic jetty]

the f&b to paramilitary force pipeline

[flat flame]

WinRar militia

NESTLE BIOLOGIC WEAPONS

oh wait....

[karmic jetty]

imagine starting a fried chimken business only for ur estate to evolve into making combat drones in 2 generations

[thin wedge]

Nestle biologicial weaposn fr

[flat flame]

McGenocide

[thin wedge]

Clean water shouldn't be a right

[karmic jetty]

[flat flame]

dont remind me of that

That guy made it to UN

[karmic jetty]

the earth is mine to plunder

[flat flame]

early life check

[thin wedge]

Mine that coal baby

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-movie-als-kind-hunkerde-ik-naar-de-mijnen-hunkerde-mijnen-minecraft-gif-12623149226887270661

[toxic relic]

lol

all kids yearn for the mines indeed

[thin wedge]

AI can't mine the fucking coal

[flat flame]

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-ai-decart-decart-ai-minecraft-ai-gif-14687341055184390366

[toxic relic]

not to shock you brother bt

theres already automated/'robot' miners

some are controlled by people in control rooms

[flat flame]

https://tenor.com/view/clanka-clanker-droid-gta-gif-2671980220553869597

[karmic jetty]

!!!!

[flat flame]

roger-roger

[half kettle]

gogous

[thin wedge]

Who installed the minecraft tech mod???

Gawd damn

[toxic relic]

corpos

[thin wedge]

gregtech type shit

[flat flame]

But can robots drink and drive to casino? Hell nah

[toxic relic]

fr

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/gregtech-gif-4329130639578356000

[toxic relic]

all they do is hit cyclists and stop in the middle of traffic

[flat flame]

im irrepracable

[oblique stream]

Children and poor would still be more cost efficient foe mining companies

[toxic relic]

another pile up from the uber automated car 🗣️

[toxic relic]

[flat flame]

they cant get a felony for trying to illegaly go through borders

i can and i did

[toxic relic]

they literally cant

[pale berry]

Dead by daylight fans when a murderer enters their house

[pulsar holly]

aussie detected???

[toxic relic]

corpos lobbied to make it illegal for automated vehicles to get ticketed in the usa

[flat flame]

WHAT

[toxic relic]

yessir

[pulsar holly]

https://tenor.com/view/trailer-johnny-silver-hand-keanu-reeves-cyberpunk2077-wake-up-samurai-gif-26400744

FUCK

[flat flame]

DELAMEIN, DRIVE INTO THOSE BABIES

[pulsar holly]

EMBED FAIL

[toxic relic]

nz

[pulsar holly]

ah so the less cool aussies

[oblique stream]

Literally watch dogs 2

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/trailer-johnny-silver-hand-keanu-reeves-cyberpunk2077-wake-up-samurai-gif-26400744

[oblique stream]

Aussies that don't exist

[karmic jetty]

gee i wonder who this will benefit from

[pulsar holly]

HOLY SHIT ITS JOHNNY SILVERHAND

[flat flame]

Johny corpohand

[toxic relic]

fr

[livid notch]

Die

[oblique stream]

France and new zealand are not real countries

[karmic jetty]

real