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hell yeah
It's displaying your local cached copy of the image
Nah, it's just unintuitive
i miss lowtierbalrog
I trust him
Show me my character stats vro
I started over with a bit more mods but also being force to be a nomad
Give me gormoud asshole
also up my shootind melee stat
oh yeah i forgor
hot
I should do this to sleepy
@neat moat me n my bois coming right now to fry you
for a second I thought he was in space
thats my friend readying the boat not me
@frosty tulip you can name the dog
and by the emperor princess has castrated many heretics
you never told me you had peak
jack
Good, my boi Maurice is gonna rip apart so many heretics
the doggo is extremely vicious
i have peak because I'm peak
You never invited me
sorry baby girl I just never thought about it
I am going to disembowl you and feed you your own stomach
being the most clueless noble space detective Raphael would be hilarious
I should do that next run
Any good cooking mods/machines for 42?
is it grilled or
nobody in their right OR wrong mind would serve it fresh
so you must mean ceviche intestines
Serve Gurt like this
Ok, I'm at my wits end so I'll ask here. Why can't I see any of the map mods I subscribed to in mod manager? (Steam user, subscribed to multiple map mods but only one shows up.)
I know they save to like 3 different folders courtesy of steam, but my issue is that they're not visible to activate and also don't seem to work on the base map even when the one that DOES show up is active.
What version of the game are you running? The default, B41 (stable) or B42 (Unstable)? What version are your map mods for?
That explains a lot.
Sorry I know that sounds sarcastic
I'm running 41, mods are for 42
Holy crap I'm an idiot. 😓
Thanks, lol
soon enough
Hey guys
sadly not maybe in 5 years it will
Is a Acer Aspire 5 (Ryzen 5 5500U) good enough for pz?
this just in! leon has confirmed b47 will launch TOMORROW!
Lol
Good news btw, map mods are showing now.
I'm just stupid and never checked the build version
happens to the best of us
Insert audience facepalm gif
I laugh at myself on the daily
laugh some more
i only care about the polish update
they';re gonna add poland to project zomboid?
yessir
indeed
big up lads, poland is comin tommorow
how many pols are there in Poland
Looks like vehicle mods aren't working yet
37,636,508
fantasic number
So much for having a large military truck
great, now how many people are there?
i think you need to look for b42 specifc mods
eh, they're too mechanically challenged
at least 7
the pole to polish ratio must be inane
really? people live there?
apparently
i woulda never thunk it
hey Gurt, look down here
🖕
my honest reaction: || 👌 ||
i'm not opening that little grey box
your loss
you take me for a fool, do you?
yep
this ain't my first rodeo Gurt, i know your tricks
put you in your place
we love CNC
Is there a list of mods on B42 that conflict with vehicle mechanics working?
not an official one, no, you're going to have to read the mod descriptions of your mods
remove them all and add one by one
am doing the latter rn
thankfully I'm able to access it again but adding one by one again is taking time.
we love troubleshooting 🙂
indeed
I think it may have been WakeThemUp
it changes how zombies generate
bruh it's a clothiing mod causing it
LOVE mods

hai chat!
i here to celebrate
celebrate what
my freedom
from?
i am.
life
Im not following
i know
embed failure!
laugh at this user!
Ryan Gosling
Not nice💔
i'm also too broke to put gifs in here
They got me too :3
hold on lemme check where im at
have fun with it! 😄
yeah i'm close enough
Yikes
damn twin you gotta get yo motion up twin
How does one gain level💔
yap
Do I just—
Perfect
I know twin🥀
They don't rock with my motion
Flexed on🥀
god i miss lowtierbalrog....
Conspiracy theorists have started using Weekly World News for sources 
I just found out you can't change discord's installation path easily
i flew back from my onsite yesterday
im chillin brother
destroy.
Been chillin
gonna spend 60 bucks on takeout and go to the pub
thats a lot for takeout
it includes alcohol
Alcohol
People only go to pubs because they hate drinking alone
yessir
why is it considered bad drinking alone
i dont think its bad
i think theres a general disdain for doing things alone but nah
its fun to enjoy things alone, watching a movie, going to a bar, going to an arcade, etc
White and orange type, the walls i couldn't even break
No idea if there's anything useful there so I just explored a bit and booked it
Also i killed a really big worm
worms
shai hulud
i also have an update
im trained my bowels to expel within an hour of waking up

most excellent
wake up
shit
get out of bed
dude you have no idea
unbelievably real
I dont think I would want to
i wake up, we have coffee and go for a walk and im ready to shit
i hate drinking alone its so much better when im with all my silly friends :)
why dude
Stink, unlike you, I dont like expelling my bowls
cause if im drinking alone i just start taste testing my firearms
if you drink alone is your crippling addiction/depression easier to recognise
its just a preference
what
this is a visual guide to what happens when i drink alone
ah
fair enough mate
"this was a showcase of medic experience in tf2"
at what point do i rewatch sopranos
world changing news
and apparently all he does when he gets up is grind school work, and play video games
Oh you know I gotta save him as his older brother
???
because he’s a kid and he has fun but still gets work done?
i don’t see what the issue is
I don't think you quite understand, it's actually ALL he does.
Like he doesn't go outside
at ALL
he has no chores.
then that’s his problem
No. It's the mens problem
“the men’s”?
Me and My other brothers must save him from a fate worse than death
(It'll basically just be me and Kendall)

dude…
if he wants to live his life that way, let him
as long as he’s getting work done i don’t see a huge problem
sure, it won’t be good for him in the long run
then he needs to get his act together on his own
you can’t do that for him
bruh
telling me “i don’t understand” won’t fix your issue, it’ll just push people away
lmao
You clearly just don't understand the core issue
i can definitely relate to your issue but it is something he is going to have to learn on his own the hard way
I have failed as his older brother, and my younger (Still his older) feels the same way.
Both me and him Joined up, and left the kid on his own
I want to sleep
where he got caught in the vicious cycle of mom ran Homeschooling
ruh roh
Because if he does i don't really see a problem
Alright all you need to do is bring him out and let him chat with people around his age that about it
So boooored 
But no shame on playing games and being home schooled
Edd ed n eddy
Big same.
Shame.
Trust.
u ever watch,
shame... SHAMEEE
hey man i don’t go out with friends all that much mostly due to distance but when i do it’s fucken wild
Teenager completes schoolwork and spends time with activities, clearly this is a problem.
He's already the only boy Ineligible for Enlistment and that has KILLED him mentally.
But nah I don't really see a problem being home school atleast he doesn't get school shooting threat and bomb threat each day like my school did

like for the military? Is that what he wants?
last time we met up we went urbexing round this huge place and blasted some music and had a mosh
Fr we always do some stupid shit that become a inside joke
it was a fucking gas
ok buddy
As opposed to the American Moscow
It's what we ALL want. It's in our family lineage to serve.
why would you want to enlist lmao
🥀
my mate brought a bottle of unidentified green liquid with him in a sprite bottle that was “vodka plus something else” 
fr
Did he himself say he wanted to join the military?
Damn, sorry to hear that
Bro doesn't need to go to the army to succeed in life. I'm not joining because my family who have has came back all fucked up and the government just call it "preexisting condition"
All the time
Does he just really wanna hold a gun or like protect people?
dudes gonna be put in the reddit platoon as "number 3 reply guy"
firefighters are cooler
/ help people
Wanting to serve is such an unnerving concept to me
Like, you want to risk your life to shoot people?
i love furthering american interests abroad
get ready for the paragraph about serving your country
I think you are Misconstruing the issues like the dipshits you guys can actually be, We don't care about him not serving, he himself feels like he doesn't belong because he CANT
🦅
Yeah firefighter, nursing, policing is a really good job to join if you want to help people
its always to defend, but defend from what? Defend from the people your boot on?
let me help big corpo frack oil in western asia
I don't want to become property of a government for 4-8 years
I already am property to something much better
Smh
real
which is to say my girlfren <3
defend deez
Of course policing has some bad side but you can be a better than the bad cops that you see on the news
zo
I'm not dying for anyone but myself
I'm dying for anyone who needs protecting 🥀
lol
hey guys is there anything you can do when you have a laceration?
doesnt seem like it
lemme die rich and powerful
Irl or ingame?
if its a deep wound, stitch it, if its just a laceration then bandage
Well he fail the enlisting so be a big brother and show him different path he can take. If he want to help people show him other ways to help
does it still zombify you?
if its from a zombie and you have salive transmission on, then you have a chance of knox infection
its like 7% or around that
oh okay
Slap a bandage on it
not 100%
7% for scratch, 25% laceration, fatal for bite
🟣7 for a scratch, 25 for a laceration, 100% for a bite
ah
That was the plan all along, you fuckers just misconstrued it to hell and back 🥀
thank you
just spit on the wound
because "enlistment bad" or something
we didnt mate
nearly every chance i get a laceration before b42 i most of the time turn int oa zombie lol
mrp is a good cat
we're just making fun of it
"he's fine if all he does is game and do schoolwork"
wait wait
Yeah he is fine he 17 he not 28
is mrp a sound and not an acronym?
has it been reduced to 7% now
He a still a child
😭
its 25% i was wrong
omg gg
Help him get like a job oe something

a fetus
🟣Mrp is a name, not an acronym
17 is a bebe
no like
dudes life hasnt even started yet
I say it like a sound
Meow

this changes everything
I love to beep people
🟣There's no way you've been pronouncing it as an acronym this whole time
I have
Its a sound right

Mrrrrp
Gurt is special have you seen him
gurt, sweet summer child, im so sorry for your loss
🟣Exactly
mrrp :3
thats why im mind blown rn
See this is gurt head empty
it's almost as if Mrp is a cat or something
Im going to in my head keep the acronym
the nrl rugby was crazy yesterday
cus am specal
warriors got a try the last second
insane
I'm 20 and I still feel like a child. I have no clue what i'm doing half the time lol.
Can't sleep again
lets talk about rugby
it's not exactly an easy time to be a young adult, or any other age for that matter
I like hitting things
i know nothing about sports in general, let alone rugby
I like stabbing things :)
That why i'm a certified phlebotomist now
🟣You're surprised that the cat's name is pronounced like the noise a cat would make?
Still looking for a phlebotomist job
no
sleepy boy you are not beating the vampire accusations
🟣And they also go Mrrrp
smh
I was never trying to beat that
beat dis
you seem to b positive about this
i pronouce it like how you say burp, but with an m instead of a b
I can beat you i beat you daily
Youd break your soft hands brother soft hands
You just don't remember because the blunt trauma you have
wish i could post a pic here, found a car with everything green and nearly full of gas gg
Blunt force trauma
All I remember is me driving you to the hospital after multiple broken bones in your hand
My hands are soft thank you for noticing :) I moisturize
Blunt trauma just means you have trauma from weed
That why I use a crowbar :D
the vibrations still hurt
🟣You're anglicising a cat noise
soft hands brother soft hands
golf club
why would you do that to such a beloved poster 
Don't make me send my bro at you he will haunt you
stop shitting
july isnt over yet you cannot shit yet
Are u getting blood taken from your finger
I haven't shit this month it no shit July
Obenseuer gameplay
just 11 more days
11?
me after accidentally pressing x while Evil Bear candies are selected
11 days until the city plumbing fail
the sewers will weep tears of brown and red
A lot of red
Im face palming myself in shame
Bro I work at a pharmacy but I still don't pick up my meds because i'm scared
Scared of what
I have drawn blood from 45 people but I can't talk to a fucking person
Interacting
I am very intimidated
I'm gonna put salt in your fish bowl
yummers
Yo who wanna puff?
I got that good h2O
I wasnt a fan
Your lost man your lost disgusting inhaling sounds

You will rule this day
Today
Bro it 3am and i have to be up at 5am
feel my di-
pillars of salt
pillars of salt
pillars of salt
pillars of salt
this is why you get no bitches
I don't need no bitches

And I don't want no bitches at the moment
I want nothing holding me down when I attempt to flee from my dying town
real
I can get SO many bitches when i'm out 100% totally not lying.
she yurns for the mines
I guess i need to become a Minecraft YouTuber now
sad
Sadge my life is over now
ended so soon
weird chat
Oh look a new vict- friend
SLEEPY
Huh
dont you dare
What time is it for you floofie
3 am
whoa same timezone
i can sleep anytime i want, i just not sleeping now
Oh god where did all of these people come from
this is amazing
the people factory
Well I have insomnia so that my reason
same twin!
Oh my god girlish giggle we have so much in common tehe
Oh :(
stealing that
huts you with my car
girlish giggle sorry Im so clumsy
im gonna rewatch the it crowd
Im sutch a ditz
Die
girlish giggle oh my god I didn't see you there tehe I thought you were a deer my bad tehe
I love the way he looks
richard ayoade
Laying down the LAW.
Oh fuck yes
laying down pipe
cringe
construction
Laying down brick and mortar
plumbing is a respectable profession Ill have you know
not you
I know
lokar is cringe
Plumbing is a lucrative job because God it expensive to fix your Plumbing
fr
dont forget water damage
that shit is fucked
cheaper to move out than fix water damage
You know if i didn't want to go into the medical field I would become a electrician just so I can punch holes into people home
mmmmm punching people
quick in't head, black in't lung, smokin's best when you start 'em young
Fr my whole town don't fix shit so this year our sewer fail to drain really anything and a hurricane from Kentucky jumped the river and flooded our town. Mine you we live on a hill. But our basement flooded and god we just can't fix it we just gonna have to survive with a serverly damaged foundation.
KENTUCKY!?!?!?
Fr we didn't get anything since we lived on a hill we didn't have flooding insurance
wild
They literally open the flood wall they closed because it was keeping more water in then out
"thank goodness you're here" is still such a good game
We haven't flooded this bad since 1937 when we didn't have the flood wall. downtown was hit badly because they closed the flood wall as a precaution
Which is ironic
KENWUCKY
kentucky more like kenyucky
More like Ken- gone
Fart you should play the no im not a human demo
ok
yo
Kentucky have Florida weather and just a lot of redneck nothing else there nothing special there just like ohio
have ya'll ever based in the prison foreally
you know how glue is made? i know.
All Kentucky has done has sent hurricane to my little shitty town across the border
we had a faction there in an RP server not too long ago
We need to build a big fan to keep that out of my town dammit
'found out when i was only 7 year old, after me mother went lame. Father took 'em to the knackers that very 'vening, and i wept.
seen it online, looks cool but id rather wait
your mother was a horse?
peculiar
Yeah it looks pretty good, unique too
When i was scarcely three year old, me father, mistaking me for a small cut of venison, 'ung me out in t' smokehouse. 'Was nearly three days before my brothers found me, dangling above the embers, but i was already stricken with the black lung. The doctors said i wouldnt make me 12th birthday, and I wept.
yeah man it looks awesome, will check it out on full release
did you make it past your 12th birthday yet you little peasant boy
Damn that suck that you lasted longer >:)
Alright i'm gonna attempt to sleep for like 2 hours
One dark winter's night, my father bought me and my brothers a lamb each, and but a single sheep knife between us. Mine, the runt of the litter, jolted as I made the cut-he bleated and bled for a fortnight, and i wept.
a Fortnite™ you say?
that was right gobshite mate
willem dafoe
Wilhelm
fortnite
Fornai
thansk google
AI overview
todays news
how long
can anyone tell me where the rain collector is. i have lvl 4 in carpentery and i still cant find it
84 years
u missed out on around uhhh
8 million vbucks
i wish i could give you my grandma's cake that she baked
it's so good im crying eating it
literally me

can someone help me, i cant hear the game and theres no audio input setting in game
You were the guy that sank my ship when it was full of loot
Did you pick the deaf trait
Передаю всём привет, я последний выживший русский на этом сервере...
what do i need for a deep wound?
needle+thread or suture needle
then bandage, and remove stitches after a couple of days, or a week. they dont have any penalty for being left in tmk
единственный английский товарищ, часть правил
thank you
+2.3 firstaid exp
🟣You don't even need to remove the stitches, they "fall out" once they're done
...they fall out on their own? i've never noticed 
i've had times where i remove the stitches and the wound is fully healed, no hediffs left over
Bruh, This is fascism.
Бабуля отсоси
is there a chance fr a tv program after 7 days to get xp from the tv?
on life and living
No
The TV service is probably damaged due to the apocalypse
Dont cry man
hmmm tv
So chances of it coming back is very slim
🟣Yeah, just leave 'em be, they disappear on their own
Ive always... felt skibidi
The character just eats them
I lost a fully kitted jester to snails and jelly fish that ambushed me. They literally kept hitting him and only him for 6 turns until he dropped dead
Why would moopy do this
Jester must have mocked them somehow
No other reason on why they'd be pissed at him
you're definitely not lmao
He had 69 dodge
I couldn't heal him because my vestal was in the wrong spot
Ambush is always a pain
😦
Marijuana, you may indulge if want to, I amalgamated three different variations of camnabis, I have labeled the amalgamation "Osama"
I almost always have a dog in my party these days
🍒
im like so skibidiii
Rizzler ohio coded
Or am i…
Rofl waffled and super omegalulled
With a hint of swag.
cakeposting

Whoah, clownade. How many hours you got in a paradox game?
Accoustic
I think i no longer enjoy being silly
I yearn for money and an expensive purse now
wait
Money
Can buy an expensive purse…
With spikes
A purse with spikes like my spiked choker
Guy tries to choke me he gets stabbed
Guy tries to steal my purse i will impale him
Minutes
Spikes make everything better
I'll spike your drink
Put something strong in it
Yeah it sure does spike things up 
Jackpot
easier to unload the deposit that way

Spreadshits
spreadshit
Why would one do such thing
urban hell
spreadshit get hit
What's the interest behind Toronto public transport maps
i love learning about public transit mate
Look up swiss public transport 
torontos streetcars are so shit dude, they're not even prioritised over cars
My backpack is so heavy it stings my shoulders
art of the deal
car users make up 16% of use in toronto but make up 64% of prioritisation
Shart of the deal
i love living in a small town
i visited D.C a couple months ago and it was.. an experience. Not as bad as ATL but still.. urban hell
its very fair
I imagine ur all actually in my head and im not actually doing anything ever and ive been inside a mental institution for 16 years
85000 people using trams in king street while 20000 people were in cars but they wont make tram lanes noooo
that would hurt the car industry
losers
you have no idea brother
flirtatious
dry smile "you're a dangerous man, your lordship"
what is this corpo BS
😉
When i die do u all dare me to flirt with the devil
That would positively affect the global warming, we don't want that
when you get to tree hell, say hello to the wicker devil
you haven't seen the previous part
the street cars in toronoto still have trolley poles, not pantographs-or they still have the trolley poles on them
trolley poles were outdated in the early 1900s
i’ve never seen a trolley in my life
Ive never seen one before
or a subway system
Ive never been on a train before
heated seats, electric trains 🗣️
I havent been on a plane either
My eyes!
i haven’t been flying either
chrome
Actually? 
yes
no plane, no train, no trolley, rode the bus one time
Yeah living underground limits my transportation to squirming through dirt
wormmaxxing
most trams globally use pantographs cause trolley poles dont last long, derail a lot, and they shit themselves when wet
when is project zomboid adding functional trains 💔
Kentucky has trams?
Its like all countryside
every major railway project in the past century got killed in the crib by graft
that’s after the poland update, TIS has their priorities straight
there was light railway in the capital but WW2 happened
/roadmap
the carbon foot of the trolley pole, when wet, drips so the trams looks like they dookied their butts
!roadmap
there’s that one abandoned train station in muldruagh
that’s about it
What if i like
dookie butt
what about a ferry?
i think there was something in the cookies i ate earlier
i’ve been on a riverboat before in Savannah GA
just close your eyes and drive like you're a train
dont stop because you always have right of way
no ferry
the public transport here is all connected so you can get a ferry, train, or bus with the same card
theres a spending cap too
if you use it a lot
Oyster moment
around here you can get an Uber, or the shitty local taxi service that nobody uses
we dont have trams tho
trams are awesome
uber is stupid
Overpriced as hell
get the 3 am train on the weekend after you puke outside the big station
i don’t use it
because i have a car 😎
Uber is pretty useful at times
ive never used it lmao
theyre always longer rides+more expensive
if a train takes 4 minutes then the uber takes 30 minutes
When u take the train do u look like shinji ikari
I bet u do
U sit there all depressed and suppressed
I've found taxis be more expensive funnily enough
no dude
holy evangelion reference in general
i did chat with a guy that was cooking food on a grill in a train once
Problem is that in the uk there's no trains or busses running after 11pm or so
that’s amazing
did he give you some
they have outlets for charging and he hooked up a portable stove top
How 🥀
lmao he offered but i didnt want to take his breakfast
he was chill
Imagine if
Sausage
portable stovetop
I want sausage
Took you long enough
I wrote that before you elaborated
ahh fair mate, that sucks, we have longer running services on weekends or in the city for that
Goodnight
Expensive mistake
its not even a 'mistake'
trolley poles just do that
hence the move to pantographs in the early 1900s
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I'm not sure if I can actually ask this but does anyone know what happened to Mister Lamprey? with the great spiffo ratrace kicking off in marchi it seems weird that he dissapeared.
and I miss watching his streams XD
we dont know
Just like me fr
fucked up shit man
@loud pumice JUST ONE MORE LANE UPPY YOUR COMMUNTE TO DISNEY WILL BE FIX
its proven that adding more lanes just increases traffic.
this induced demand is krilling me
Nintendo death when
You know what reduces traffic
when nintendo fanboys stop existing
Increasing speed limits
thats also wrong
Can we just make everything no speed limit
and leads to increased crashes
america has one the highest death rates on roads in the developed world, because of high speed limits
WHAT THE FUCK IS A ROUNDABOUT 
in 2022 there were 42, 795 motor vehicle related deaths
Maybe learn to drive fr
that doesnt work either lmao
Oh did you actually unblock me?
can anyone tell me whats the difference beetwen survivor and apocalypse
Well there is also another good reason for that btw
the infamous nissan altmia drivers
We drive
I got sent an NDA from a South korean company >->
I can't hear you
You sound like my vietnamese Ex who said that Motorcycles are way safer than cars
if the usa designed their roads like amsterdam theyd decrease deaths by 80%
🥀
maybe in town
trains, trams, buses, bicycles
I don't think Amsterdam has to move trillions of dollars of logistical product a year across a continent sized area
suburban car infrastructure leads to city infrastructure
trains dude
with public transport, more people and goods were moved across america
Trains indeed
Trains are good but they can't go everywhere.
Its just like factorio 
not enough rails built and maintained
if you can build trains in the hills of scandanavia, you can build trains in america
trams
hence trains, trams and buses

you speak as if america hasnt relied on pt pre cars
Too much walking
We didn't
what do you think happened before car lanes were a thing
They were called horses and then long distance trains
Ok dude.
Yea in the city
Yes.
in the suburbs too
Sub herbs
This has gotta be rage bait
dom herbs when
Rosemary
🥀
you just seem like you dont know your own history regarding this

Then they all got yanked out 
Even though Transportation is a Key part of Warfighting and therefor I have a direct knowledge of said subject.
More steel to fuel industrial revolution and steel cage death traps
🥀
lol
sure buddy
"sure buddy"
wrong mindset, wooden spikes do the trick
Bro was on to something indeed
ball

The thing is trams were common only from mid sized towns to larger population centers and then directly from there to long distance trains


