#general_chat
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Unic
brother
what
this is a referens to fartass
i have balls
referens more lieks vas deferens
oh I misspelled it
which u dont have
i do
eunuch*
nuh
i do brother
not you
just cause the sperm tunnel is cut or tied doesnt mean its gone
Zo said no balls
yeah xo
no zo is referencing vasectomies

I see
I know how the process works
π
yeah fr
no u dont sharkbait
zo just playing dumb
cloinfishes are known to transition
it is known that i have high iq
then please save my grape
takes 10 minutes tops
whats being talked about
vasectomy
whats that
they did surgery on his grapes
when you cut the sperm ducts in the balls
they did surgery on a corn

how
When youre neutered your balls are gone
why did they do that

stink do you still have your balls π§
yes brother
uhh do you know what balls look like
so they dont have undated for kittens, and so they live longer lives iirc
fushigii
Hello chat
this gave me flashbacks of gramps farm
mods can u take away cakes embed perms
no more shake for you
yeah dont break up ball chat with anime bs
u shake them tupid
shake the balls?
i wonder how kelp shake taste like in spunbob
salty
I always thought it was green adjacent
like salty kale
like a fruity
ur a fruity
i hate the word fruity being used for gay
is that not what its supposed to reference?
i dunno
it is
i dunno wordsss
but i dont like it
you dont like fruit this much is known
im designing my new fursona
hahahaahha
stink out here breaking stereotypes
I kinda like it
lmao why
i cant send the neurospicy meme
funny how
People scared to actually just say neurodivergent
rock n roll
because it sounds goofy
its cringe brother
taking ur xp rn
and it sounds infantilising
I see
like people that say "doggo"
Divergent is nerotypical propaganda
i say doge
peak
no dude
decided on a cat
im inclined to agree
i dont think "neuro spicy" is better
You know the premise?
if its a word that isnt being used by nurotypicals id say its ok
premise of my nuts in your mouth
but im guessing its been coopted
balls?
too many words
no
neuro deez
too little words
we need more words
make shit up
all words are made up, make up some more
words are stored in the balls
idk
yet u have no balz
average sized repertoire to me
heck does that mean
at least 2
repertoire is the wrong word to use
no it isnt
it is

hes got a point
all words ate made up
finished the plate asked for the recipe
pontypool
nah, none needed, they make their own
idk the second definition is close to what I was saying still
watch it
sharkbait doesnt watch movies
gurt's movie taste is ass
he watches bubbles pop in the bowl
the reviews are saying its bad
watch super
why do you read reviews
I didnt
π€¨
he assumed
Is it one of those movies that poeple complained they didnt understand?

idk man
are u one of them
i dont read reviews
Like the fountain?
Im actually growing a movie list rn
I need to chow down on it a bit before it gets out of hand
my forehead actually
ur just like echo
its starting to become a hustle
he never watches anything i recommend
no wonder your forehead is so huge
ok 5 head
I wouldn't either tbh
edit that message again its still wrong
waow

nah zee watches ok things
kpop demon hunters is trash but ultraman? justice league? batman animated?
ok things?
I think id rather have a bad tatse cus id be known for something
isolated specimen
lactose intolerant
the billionth "just be yourself" movie made with kpop
i think thats an oxymoron
"be yourself" and "im a kpop idol"
true tho
Look if im asking the volcanic extreemaphile for vacation spots dont look at me weird for saying hanging out near an underwater vent isn't a good time

wha
nw mate
sorry ping
sorry ping
sorry ping
bros sorry


GLORP WHAT ARE U DOIN
hes glorping it
bills emote
and by it
there are many such cases
my peanits
i mean his zenits
bye xd
rare site
if i get muted for glorping emote then im calling bias
real!!
bill cant be the only one that can post glorping
gore: β
glorping: β
gurt pls
clearly the regime supports the zleerpians instead of glorpians
fr
no need to out your kink
zleerpin deez nuts
ball chin
can iii
no
furry art is so much harder than i remember
I LOVE morning walks I donβt understand why not many people do them more
The shops are mostly empty
The croissant are still fresh
You can walk hours around doing nothing then come home and the day just started
in a European context I'd agree
cause its wet
specifically this season
its either raining in the day or rained in the night causing the street to be wet and chilly
its also raining right now lmao
Old people get it
They understand how good going out in the morning is
Which off 99% of people is posible at least once a week
uh
no?
In a lot of places I lived you couldn't exactly walk anywhere
and I was lucky I was a cis man
Its dangerous to walk out too late or too early for some people
but yeah, if you can you probably should
why the fuck would you, if you have a 9-5, spend time where you could be sleeping, outside doing nothing
that too didnt even consider that
get home at 6? go to bed at 10? wake up at 4 am? to walk around? fuck off
let alone the people that work night shifts
theyre heading home during the time you're out getting fucking croissants
16% of people in the us alone work irregular hours
and 9-5 is still not great for that
i have to be up at 5 am to get to work in the morning, and I get back at 6pm in the evening to go to bed at about 10
you got me fucked up if im waking up at 4 before work to have a walk around
i work mostly nights, and when i work during the day its in the field from morning to evening
yeah again, if you can that great. But the reason a lot of us arent is because we cant π
Lmao yeah because plenty of em got the free time to do that if they're retired
fr
old people got nothing but time lol
i wish i could just wake up with the sunrise and go get a coffee
a lot of older people are working now though
Plus tbh dude, you should just be glad you're in that position lol, if more people did it, would it even be that good anymore? Those bakeries you get your croissants from would become busy
kinda ironic thing to say lol
but true
retiring isnt really a thing anymore unless you're a rich fuck or you worked in the 90s onward
every bakery i go to early in the morning is full cause the tradies get a sausage roll and a coffee before work lmaoo
if you own a bakery near construction you're set tbh
Quick question
why would a bakery sel- ah
B41 or b42?
depends vro
lower your prices a bit and youll be wiped out by 8:30 am
IT FUCKING DEPENDS
we got noodle places that are only open at the morning cause people lookin for a quick breakfast just deplete their supply
fr
Those bakeries pop off during smoko
Probably one of their main profit margins
trying out corekeeper, what could go wrong
im not even mad about it, let the tradies get their grub
hilarious
Tradies already bought all of em for morning tea duh
ill be here all night
Did I hear about someone with unrealistic retirement plans? Just launder money. Easy.
grubs?
I look it up and the first thing I see is mining and factory stuff
Goliath beetle larva
I drew 4 fursonas and couldnt reach perfection with them
inter continental ballistic bug
I will probably be drawing cats for the next year
That was a phase
guh
I was into some weird things

id be a bug
id be so cool
Is it cuz u like being stepped on
Cat sonas are rare actually
wrong
nah
a turtle
master oogway?
Id probably wear a fursuit but those cost alot
real
lion
My sona will just be a housecat
you are a furry?
Yeah but i dont have my old sona
why
optimal formation cannot be edited
held hostage
do u take commissions :3
Im not confident in my skill enough to do that yet
1984
Maybe someday tho
did you mean to send me an add request
Yeah
oh huh
krill em fartass
i dont know you well enuf
i sent u one
if u wants ideas i would love to help
Im goth so i want to find a way to make it gothic
lol
Without making her too dark in fur tone
i would love to help
i dont get friend requests
I dont want black fur its too stereotypical
whats the point of them
let me help rahh
you talk on here anyways
a
whats a black fur
gothic armour
I see
Most goth people are too edgy with it
so what color is baby fur?
I dont know yet

construct a massive gothic cathedral
yeah what color
YESSS
Im sorry the wings are a huge turn off for me
do goth
And 3 time the minimum wage in gouvernement retirement money for that 2 and a half dollar they once contributed in 1955
this looks very articulated
mmmm so beautiful
you're not having sex with it
haha sex
but why 
How the 80 year old feel after trying to haggle the price in a small corner shop (they get more money per week than that shop get profit in a month)
have u seen adam savage trying out the greenwich armour
yessir
lmao
the armor stays ON during sex
is so pog
agree
i want armour 
i only have larp armour
vro I didnt even know you can still haggle at stores
its so expensive
everything is a set price now it seems
u never haggle?
it is brother
the humble coupon
some places still have haggle tactics but you need charisma level 5 at least
my father seem to always succeed in haggling idk how
floofie gameplay
dude
Itβs legal but they always say no, just like asking to not pay, but boomers feel they deserve to pay less
my uncle haggles at mcdonalds
HAHAHA
i love how in that clip heβs just high off of 3 entire slow release adderalls
WHAT
im serious dude
Does he ever succeed?
yes
howwww
how the heck
lmaooo
he got a burger for free
WHAT
and another time he got his drink for free
what did he say?
he got dirt on them
fr
one time i got a free medium fry and like 4 nuggets because i chatted it up with the cashier at a mcdonalds
he just yells a lot and makes a scene
"16 dollars? for a fucking burger? who the fuck cares? i know how you make that shit, just give me one you dropped on the floor for free, brother, yallah"
and so on
i am not bout to ruin a minimum wage workers day
So hes a Karen?
hes not a karen in the true definition
hes adjacent
i was standing there waiting for my food with some other random, it was a slow day so there was like nobody around. we all just started talking about random stuff and he was like βyo, you guys want some free shitβ cus i guess the food had been sitting for so long or something they were about to throw it out
he doesnt care about waiting or lines or shit going "wrong", he just wants free shit
One time I probably took someones double cheeseburger and said to the workers that they got my chilli double wrong
heβs just entitled? lmao
idk I was abour to give him mad props but screaming isnt a valid strategy
fr
No one questioned it
that southern hospitality baybee
lmao
can i get cheaper prices if i offer to make the borgors myself
Does southern hospitality even exist
HAHAH
try
i didnt even want the free food lmao, i was just there cus they got my order wrong
zozo is a walking heath violation so
i gave it to my sister later
you'd have to pay them to make i- oh
yommers
I see you have a new role floof
yes it is very real
iβve been in other states and there are way more assholes
goon queen for life
you know what you did
wtf
you have a brainrotted mind who has never played tarkov, shut it fish
Goon?
i promise you, anyone thatβs not in Atlanta or Colombus will have a 75% chance of being a nice normal person
goon
Ughhh i think my wisdom teeth are coming in
^ only applies to Georgia
other southern states have different asshole percentages
you need to see a dentist

you got a custom icon 
echo
will it part u with knowledge
im so cool i know
I do
yeah, should have went to thr dentist sooner
Say ahhh
i think it's funny how people that know Dosteyskey of tiktok get mad when they see " TikTok Phenomenon " sticker on a dostoyskey book at the bookstore
uh yeah
..
i wish i was underweight so i could wear a hoodie everyday
i would be fucking mad
why*
what the fuck do you mean "why"
why is that problematic
Best part about going to the dentist for something like tooth extraction is the prescription pain killers, when I had to get my dental work done I was left with a monthβs supply of them
Dang i might need to go to the dentist
are we talking about like Notes from the Underground Dostoevsky?
if a video of the mona lisa got famous on tiktok and they put a sticker on it that says "tiktok famous", would you be mad?
either you allready knew dostoyeskey before and read him
either you learnt him of tiktok and are just gonna buy his book to take a video of them on your bed while having " dark is the night slowed and reverb " playing
i still havenβt finished Notes from the Underground π«
Who painted the mona lisa
yeah thats fucking lame dude
give mona lisa a unibrow
frida kahlo?
da vinci? 
davinki
π¬ theres no twin emote
dude i love those guys
Apparently those twins are actually pretty wholesome and nice
better than the island bois
The majority of people that buy Dostoyesky books now learnt about him of tiktok
didnt they throw a weight at eachother
ok?
thats not a good thing my guy
ensloppification of culture
π―
i dont think 'classic' authors should be put on a pedestal but they shouldnt be diluted into tiktok slop
Actually I think it's a good thing that people who haven't read anything in the last 2 year think it's trendy to read a book that's not smut nor a childrens book
Late majority adopter mindset doesnβt actually apply to anything that isnβt economy related
i cannot see his face and not be reminded by his shiddy acting
iβd say that learning about something because of social media is not a bad thing. itβs the exploitation of that thing to gain fame and attention that is bad. if someone discovered Dostoevsky off of tiktok and actually enjoyed his books that is amazing lol
Thereβs nothing new under the sun
yes
thats fine
but not what desperado is describing
i dislike literature being used as a trend
HAHAHAHA
it's not ensloppification, the book is the same it's just a sticker on it that you can remove
it is ensloppification
how
bro
that's prejudicial against children's books
me when a child said theyve read the rabbit and the turtle (they ruined it)
Man what even is this conversation
u missed the dong discussion
Yes, if you read a harry potter then try to tell me how the world building is weak and that only a 8 year old couldent see the plot hole implying it's a bad thing
I instantly lose respect for you
if someone finds a piece of media they enjoy from an online source, idc
its the concept of turning literature into a content grab that i hate
I have tons to do this morning zozo, I'll be on much later
"from tiktok" bro dostoevsky does not need tiktok
guh
hey guys isnt it the further you get away from a planet you see further into the past if you were to zoom into that same planet
bad dong
discovering new enjoyable things is the greatest thing you can do on social media lol
i actually dont get your argument
susiety π
Vietnamese Dong
The currency
heh
A compilation of all the bad dong moments, for your enjoyment.
This video is purely for entertainment purposes, The Big Fat Quiz, the clips used and all rights belong to Channel 4.
Rowlings world building is pretty shit tho, and sheβs justβ¦ eugh
yea the borgors will be 5 dongs pls

5 dongs? i can only do 4
1 dong for kebobo
H*rry potter is only good if it's the only book you've ever read
do you want them knife or scissor cut
10 bob
i canβt wait for the slopification of James Baldwin
Harry Potter is a book for kid that wanted to flex reading a large book without image
isnt the author like extremely transphobic
yes
She's like, TERF supreme
terf
fart
the mother terf
did the hobbit writer do anything shitty
It's her entire personality
He was just constantly on drugs n weed
ok bro iβm not even gonna attempt to understand your weird argument
lmao j r r tolkien?
he didnt even remember writing some of the lord of the rings
Heβd wake up and have entire parts of the books done
thatβs not ridiculous tho, let a man get high if he wanna
She's like the terf
Thats not shitty thats just a bad life choice
shiiit i wouldnβt want to either bro.. itβs the lord of the rings
coke
getting high is the best life choice
Lotr is great.
My argument at the start was that people who read harry potter like it's a book for adults are silly
its the black mold in her walls
Im going to open my chamber of secrets
the books are shit brother
just cause its "for kids" doesnt mean its a free pass to be bad
avatar? adventure time? over the garden wall? the iron giant?
the hatchet was a peak book
iβm not even sure itβs for kids lmao
the writing was just so shitty it only took being a child to enjoy it and understand it
Ima say it again, kids media should be held up to an even higher standard than adult media even
iron giant absolute cinema
Harry Potter kinda sucks, Iβm donβt cotton to the whole βnormie vs in the knowβ dichotomy of media inspite of almost everything I enjoy being obscure and niche
holy peak mentioned βΌοΈ
That being said Iβll still gatekeep my favorite works
The books are shit because they we're made to be one time read for 8 year old, for their purpuse their averge
Off course if you have more than half a working brain Harry Potter because pure slops
Also like, any non white character is just racist caricature and oh god the names
just cause its made for kids doesnt mean its a free pass to be bad
I'm gatekeeping aacc5568
He shall be well protected
Or she idk
For example, a Chinese character with the name Cho Chang
Two LAST NAMES FROM DIFFERENT DIALECTS
You will never ever come across a taste in media like mine
adventure time is peak "kids" media
9 was peak movie to me
And I wonβt even tell you about it
i love 9 so much
Real, im tired of cartoons that we're completly ass even being allowed to exist
-every person ever
its so deep for a kids movie though
they be killing off people in the most graphic ways possible
The humble equation of 18 - 9
As a kid the EXISTANCE of steven universe was my downfall, their was nothing that I dreaded more than turning on the tv to see that steven universe was running a marathon
Iβm not like the other people of my generation I only listen to cool old school stuff like the Beatles and Pink Floyd
LOL i was so mad i couldnβt post that gif
goddamn you level system!!!
@onyx igloo as i see it now, 9 was just a way to show kids modern soviet propaganda
π¦ cartoons always assume kids are turbo stoopid
Jokes aside niche =/= inherently good and mainstream =/= shallow (at least not always)
βha! iβm not other people my age!! i listen to popular bands from 50 years ago!! that makes me niche π β
idk why
Itβs irony unc
its annoying
i am no unc, iβve got at least a decade before then pal
my pawbs hurt
i listen to music from 50 years ago because my mom played it all the time
you listened to it to be different
We are not the same
Because it's made for kid if you treat it as an adult book, you are an idiot that's just trying to hate
JK rollings has made tone of shitty books for adult, go and critize them
If you shit on harry potter im instantly gonna assume your doing it because you dont like JK rollings ( which is valid to do tbf )
sounds elitist
and on the context of children's media, Calvin and Hobbes is a favorite
im mega awesome cool
this is how i am lmao, my mom and i have the same music taste
Tbf so do i
" Im niche i listen 30 year old music " and it's nirvana and bob marley
disagree
peak βΌοΈ βΌοΈ
idk anyone who listens to nirvana
jfc theyre 30 yrs old now
Peak childrenβs media is probably diary of a wimpy kid, itβs outplayed but I liked the books
iβm more of a STP guy, nirvana is alright sometimes
I kinda feel like nirv are a little overated
overrated books in my opinion.
blink 182
just rmbr a post about retro phones and its just freakin flip phones 
Peak children media was sponge bob and gumball, fuck steven universe
blink 182 sang about the wildest shit
infact i think steven universe should get the lost media treatment
I get it, once youβve read a few the appeal dissipates but I loved them when I was younger
I liked steven universe
pursfully try to erase it from existance
I never watched that one.
don't waste; your time; on me; you're already; the voice inside my head
what was wrong with steven universe π
make so only cracked version and weird phisical copy exist, and that some episode are just lost
People hate on steven universe way too much
it was boring as FUCK
As someone who seen all of these
I agree
I hated it with all my soul
Honestly I really liked old anime like detective Conan and the genndy tartakovsky stuff when I was young
i never watched it
Spongebob and gumball did
ah bros...
i wanted to challenge myself with my 700 hours of PZ wisdom, by starting at louisville, with nothing on my character but a broken leg and multiple other injuries, with insane population and extremely rare for all loot. now, whenever i play with normal people settings, either alone or with friends, it gets boring because it's easy, as i know many of you will agree, but this was such a bad idea (i love it). any tips? i currently have my base near the shore on this tall tall building, barricaded by a lot of furniture. But i still do die, obviously, but less and less, but man, that feeling of "there is nowhere to run, there is a horde after every turn, and a frat party in every building" is actually kinda nice, it feels like playing this game for the first time
one time it turned on and i cried as a kid
it's not even good to sleep too
it genuiantly felt like school
based.
gendy tartakovsky mentioned rahhhh
PEAK
Ngl it seems like most of u only liked brainrot shows
when is new season of unicorn warriors eternal
Samurai jack was my favorite childhood cartoon
An actually good cartoon
SAMURAI JACK MENTIONED
my bad for the paragraph bros xexe
what are you even asking
phineas and ferb was straight peak tho
he only makes peak
Thats a great one too
Peak
Actual teaches u stuff and is good
I think people hate the fans, not the show itself
tips on louisville living, i think
People dont realize that it had some of the most popular cartoon music in decades
fandoms are always stinky
And super good animation
what music
Again I donβt think the show is what people hate.
We we're kids, if you wanted us to enjoy it you had to make it entertaining, you can't expect 8 year old to watch a show just because it has a deep lore and good animation, much less expect them to enjoy it
phineas and ferb was peak but i hated the weird romance of ferb and that teenage child of doof
yeah get some damn deodorant
if its so good why havent i heard any 
Stuff like the original clone wars animated show are also there I guess but I didnβt really immerse myself in that when I was a child
Kinda sounds like u got it covered. Its okay to just flex, you dont have to pretend u need help xd
yeah that was weird
dude what
Because you didnt watch it
i wanted deep lore.
Advanture time wasen't brainrot, but I enjoyed it because it was FUN
STEVEN UNIVERSE WAS FUCKING UTTER WORTHLESS DOGSHIT

Didnt know about that
Never wanna know
Get out
brother i think this reflects onto you more than everyone else
Adventure time is great but steven universe was good too
yeah you know other people enjoy different things
thatβs why other shows exist
my man, i am not trynna flex trust me, the amount of times i died so far is not even funny....
is it the haters competition now
no they all enjoy my exact tastes perfectly
lucky you
It has really good fights but very few of them
lmao
rest is just filler in the medicine
i never got into it either lol
Adventure time and regular show (I guess any villain of the week or obstacle of the week cartoon) are ok but not something Iβd enjoy watching more than once every couple of days
i rmbr being pissed about them cancelling that thundercats reboot
I canβt comment I only ever watched the discovery channel, national geographic, and the history channel as a wee lass, lol.
Still, pretty fun
I was spending some time with my friends a month or two and we watched the last season of the Owl house and it was a really fun and sad experience, I saw a conclusion to an entire series that i had never experienced and ended up missing something that I had never experienced
I don't normally watch television much, especially that of 'kids' shows, but it really stuck with me
i thought it was amazing
every thundercats reboot sucks
dude
no way you liked it
I am not watching 5 hour of a kid running around gettting to do thing i didn't have access too as a kid just for him to cry because his parrent or something
HAHAHA
fair
ur messages are unintelligible
i didnt like the plot
I like ben 10
my dad showed me the og thundercats
ben 10 is fucking fire
pretty cool
That was my fave
Original show was great
peak
its cause they were all made by the same people
I dont think either of them were even on tv for me,
rip derrick j wyatt
I was more of a voltron kid
eh
voltron was cool
i never got into ben10 much either but the very few times i saw an episode it was the most peak thing ever
the reboot or the og?
i had a voltron
FR dude
I watched 3 voltron shows as a kid
i watched the reboot as a kid
you need to watch it
the og series is fire
my dad made me watch reservoir dog and i found it boring cuz it was almost only talking
Now i love it
I liked the reboot alot but never realized the green member was a girlβ¦
I was actually gonna buy to series a couple years ago... till i found out its a fukin total mess
Its a good show, but watching it as a series is impossible
The town we grew up in, TV had 5 channels, 3 of 'em were news, and channel 5 was a radio station
Oh man, Ben 10 is totally from Fortnite, right? I swear I saw him drop in with that iconic Omnitrix. Wait, or was that some other kid with superpowers? Either way, it's awesome how all these different characters are in the same universe now. I bet he can build some amazing structures with those alien powers. Seriously, Fortnite has all the best crossovers, it's wild. Imagine seeing him team up with other heroes. It would be the best fight ever, lol.
ai slop
alex hirsch fighting off disney's standards and practices department while writing gravity falls is funny
my little brother genuintly taught john week was from season 3 fornite, no like exageration or twisting of word
Dude, you wouldn't believe it, but I just figured something out. John Wick is totally in Fortnite, and it's the coolest thing ever! He's disguised as the Reaper skin, which is a perfect fit for the character. I was playing the other day and thought, "wait a minute, is that him?" Then I checked it out online, and it's true! It's like, a super cool crossover nobody saw coming. Now I can literally play as John Wick and blast people away, it's epic. If you don't know what I mean, go look it up!
i used to watch the hell out of king of the hill
oh yeah john wick is rare combo action movie of eye candy acting and choreography and also having a really nice plot
a banger show
is hilarious
i only watch john wick for the fighting
Moopy out here draining lakes for this garbage
the way its integrated into the story is cinema
KOTH is good, I didn't understand it when I was younger but it's a much more enjoyable show now
bobby was my fav cus he was just like me fr
my twinski
Sometimes you wanna watch a guy beat up other guys in a very clearly choreographed but still technically impressive fight scene
i dont think ill ever get over action
that's what makes it so great, no shitty ass exposition and confusing plot streams to justify the violence, just, "you stole my car and killed my dog. killing you rn βοΈ "
fr
and itβs totally justified
heres a detailed 10 minute action sequence of me kicking your fucking ass
i liked them, i remember my dad saying john wick 3 was ASS when we watched in theater and i didn't understand why
i still dont understand why
I have a huge problem with action, particularly ones that try to take themselfs seriouslu
Some bloke literally too fucken angry to die
the mob boss guy's delivery when he learns what happened is so fucking good too
nw mate, different opinions
silly comedic action movies are so fun too
watch some comedy wuxia movies
I end up thinking of the legal rammifications of there actionsm and the more seriously the movie takes itself the more im like. Bro every decision ur making rn is why ur lifes completely ruined
"yea your son beat the shit out of Mr. Wick, stole his car and killed his dog. So yeah, I smashed his face in"
"oh"
stephen chow moovies
i think you need to consider that this is a movie
suspension of disbelief
Like fall guy. That movies one of the biggest sins for it. Coz it took itself just serious enough for me to take the chatwcter seriously, and but then not enough to not like... go to jail

John Wick at a glance looks like it wants you to take it seriously, but then you see the subway scene and remember this is a movie and you just gotta watch it
Yall remember netflix having disc delivery?
as a kid i both hated and loved the good the bad and ugly
Because it both had huge boring scene for kids and very fun fighting scene
yeah? they still do that im pretty sure
thats how my grandma used me my brother and my cousin
If u want me to suspend my disbelief make a movie that isnt set in a world like mine. Otherwise, im gonna think of the similarities and consequences
"oooh suppressors are not quiet enough for this scene"
fuck it, two men having shootout in the most insane spot
netflix pretty much built itself off of that iirc
I thought netflix shut it down?
dude that scene was so funny
zo have you watched shaolin soccer
somebody told me that
i read a lot of manhua and the average wuxia fight is destroying cities and levelling mountains and theyre "only" stage 8 of acupoint opening realm or smth and theres like 10 billion realms above that
Or at least givem an alibi. Something that makes them not a criminal
how does an average peasant even live
theyβre just pew pewing at each other while nobody is aware
beh there is so much media i need to watch
i was thinking about maybe watching one punch man at some point bc the setting is just so incredibly comical
insert yada yada old asian history consisting of magical fairyland ahh numbers and feats
os that wuxia or xianxia lmao
yes, genghis khan did in fact murder 10 billion people!
Me when I finally paid my student loan off, got hired for my dream job and found a girlfriend, but then a manhua MC fucking levels my city and everyone within
obviously
the history books say so!
is a classic
i LOVED the ocean elevens as a kid
oh yeah it would br xianxia
i think kung fu hustle is more memorable tho
shouldnt have been courting death by offending the young master of the pure jade sect
like comeon, they havent even started throwing singularities at eachother yet
dont rmbr much about the plot of shaolin soccer
fuck it, let him have every ability
Me stealing my neighbors electricity
yeah i agree its more "popular" but i liked shaolin soccer more
Yall are sleeping on sleeping dog
one of my favorite game
Best open world car theft game I played
i played it again this year
"car theft "
inazuma eleven if it was peak
it's a game about fighting
I mean, the car to car hijacking thing is a big deal
fr by the time im a 100 chapters in, the previous strongest realm now feels like an ant
and in chapter 1 that realm might as well be godlike
yeah it was very cool, but the main focus of the game was fighting
Anyway gtg i need to w*rk
yeah well ill steal cars if i fucking want to
(this is a joke cause i cant portray tone on text)
And taxi driver, thats another one that i just walked away from thinking "wtf"
Hey Stinky, did you want a reminder about the Once series?
is that mr brest with a goofy haircut
sleeping dogs is peak
genuiane peak game, i wish they made a sequel but i know it would be corporate slop so i lowkey hope they dont
shame they basically canned the ip
you should look into xuanhuan
me when my dog is sleeping
i forgot about imazuma eleven
all i remember is godhand
HAHAHA
from the goalie
in the world of qihuan, xuanhuan is like an acid trip
he must have been pulling that move every episode
i rmbr freakin iron wall or sum sht
It would probably some shitty open world rpg with health bar so they can sell you mroe thing
it will probably have a hotkey for the ingame curency to buy
my last ever memory of inazuma eleven is when theyre were playing soccer in heaven dood
like wtf is goin on
nah i looked into it but im not interested in ww2 fiction atm
and there was hell
appreicate the reminder
you could also expect them to remove every midly shocking thing and make it non violent implying your just knocking out people and never killing them
like the average rpg : lvl 1 pick some flowers lvl 100 kill god
average jrpg
sleeping dogs is also a movie
were there sleeping dogs
no
its about facist governments lmao
How the sherrif who i killed 50 time watch me get my shotgun off my horse for the 5th time this week ( i havent done anything wrong yet so he wont arrest me )
reads like a light novel title
the chat duh
"my boyfriend is also my cousin but is married to my husband and now im stuck with him in an elevator on my way to a prostate exam"
The thing is that anime is probably the most wholesome one






