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Not really an addiction, just 1 tea cup of coffee every morning if I'm at work
u saved someones life!
maybe i don't know
i proud
the police and emt refuse to tell me if they wer able to get him to become responsive
I just kept his blood pumping don't know how long he was down there
so I wouldn't count that as saving
Then it can be something else. You ever try meditation?
sounds like insomnia
Dr. Breen
Most likely
switch to cocaine
🗣️
I didn’t get fu fu tho. I got wassername with the shield and sword
besides every song on "Familiaris" by Snooze
and "Stubb (A Dub)" by Mr. Bungle
Lyrics:
Black and white mutt baby caught my eye
I loved you, I named you
Moloko
F*cked up reference
No one cares, no one reads books
I'm thirteen years old
You're thirteen weeks old
Let's be best friends
Friends till the end
Take a ride and for a lifetime we'll love ...
Cutie pattotie aka caeser
M having massive pulls tomorrow on limbus
Saved for months
200 pulls
Wife

Gun
hai echo
yoyo floof
haii
Balls.
The scourge claims another
50dolar
Its not even a believable link bruh
Ecommurnity
.cfd
It's been overused
Scam used to be believeable smh
Hi 👋🏻 , new to the community
Frog
anyone wanna play only asking because that finding a group chat is god awful
it's godawful but it's the only place you'll find anything
stop biting
I pulled my leg 🥀
pull it back
omg its umamasume
spork!!!!
gurt!
no way!
:D
10 tons of apples for spork fren
dimmer
birb
Birbd
🫵 👁️ 👁️
👉 👈
👁️ 👁️ 👉 🔥
🥲 👌
When i try to join a MP server it says "this save is incompatiablem please switch to steam branch build23 to continue this save" please help

chat, I got bored and decided to make a boss concept of Moonlord in dd2, it is very much unbalanced lmao
placed it in notepads cause it can't fit in discord or might call in a wall of text
Femd
How do u put mods on a server
why r ppl troubleshooting in gen chat...
noita
I love fems
The chat is reviving
rahhh
Hooray
selling alchol and discovering [redacted] in obenseuer makes me a bit of a noita myself

thr world is healing
Ahhhh (dies)
y r u dying
REVIVE ME I HAVE RAYGUN
revive me i have raygun
revive me I just got a packapunch
frag them
never trust the raygun
Yea
hai chat!
Oh hello floofie
haiii
hai
jesus
?
it was on sale with zombie chronicles maps
That shit goes hard
Fair
the time for activity is nigh
nya
I just play zombies with the boys whenever Im bored
We all have a agreement
Where if 3 are wanting to play
We all play
based shork
Everytime I start up my server, I get this message, "Warning: Server has port 16262 closed. Performance may be severely affected." What does that mean?
Wonder if i still remember how to open pap on shadows
ORIGIN
Origns yooo i hated that map
Im sure this time will be different
Oh my god real
That gun was so fucking slept ob
I can play mp with bots aaaa
I heavily abused the fuck out of the MOW
Ok lets do shados
Lts see how i do
Damn its been years
I am so fucking back
The bo3 hud...Ughhh it was pog
Would this be a good idea for a mod? (Ignore audio pls(loud))
Nice
what the fuck is the audio..
also id just open the stairs after doing my business
have a sledgehammer
when the new Update will be released? im awaiting for Build 42 being Stable again
No one knows
Nyaaa
good morning or good evening or good night
@warm atlas OMG remember when zombie chronicles dropped on bo3 back in the day. and everyone was crying about the 1911 not being the starting pistol lmao
lmaooooo
i just thought of that while playing Verruckt
tbh i like the mr6 better
Pffffft that brings back memories holy
granted it was neat they changed it back but man
Maaaan
good times.
Very
i remember staying up till midnight for zombies maps to drop because at the time PS4 got them a month early or something
and i was on xbox
man bo3 zombies was peak.
i miss those times
I know
Lary knows
Kevin knows
they all know
but do you know?
but...
SCOTTY DOESN'T KNOW
THAT FIONA AND ME DO IT IN MY VAN EVERY SUNDAYYY
HE THINKS SHES IN CHURCH BUT SHE DOESNT GO
cake study 30 minutes more every day
Ayo i got thee raygun mk2
arw you actually playing cod zombies?
Shit it's time to swear
Were cooking
Yes. Bo3
That I know nothing
All i know is Silver Mechanical Watch (Good) (3487 OC)
No one: silence
Samantha on origins: "it began long ago on the battlefield of the great war"
why is it so pixelated
Why yes I love silence
MY EARS
lmao
and then its just Avenged sevenfold kicks in
Welcome to PZ!
Death happens a lot. My fastest death was under 30 minutes of game time (like 5 minutes IRL)
When the zombies are out, sometimes you just gotta Ara Ara
ill play more zombies in a bit

yes but why is it called eggplant when not egg shaped
because thr original plant looks like an egg when its developing
!rank
Use the /rank command to check your rank.
For the top 100, you can use /leaderboard or go here:
https://lurkr.gg/levels/projectzomboid
i can’t send it but i need some help
i’m like tryna get inside this gate in my game but it can’t be dismantled
i’ve found 2 like them so far one inside this police station i’m in and one at a army base
definitely scary content
hello everybody my name is welcome
wowee
olllld
dont even start
Need to update the shit
hello hana
Someone said nerd after asking a question.
So answer: eggplants used to be WHITE and the looked liked goose eggs.
So plant that looks like egg = eggplant
wtf does eggplant taste like never has
eggs
Kinda like squash + peanuts
Like manu squash it absorbs flavors too, so people put it in stews n’ stuff to make smooshy flavored garlic, etc.
it..tastes like egg?
eggplants taste pretty good
especially when grilled
it's like a more flavourful cucumber, hard to explain the tatse though
more earthy but not in a bad way
Abit like a persimmon-flavoured potato.
i need to try.....
LoKiel could you survive Friday the 13th
eggplant
Only eggplant I like is grilled with lotta garlic, butter and seasoning.
Otherwise cubed in a stew is passible.
They are Jason. So yes they survive
is there any1 with modding experience that could quickly assist me in the mod support channel?
youll have to remove the ones you dont want
wdym?
thanks bill

What's the mod bribing rate
or sandwich pics
samich
Don’t
Send
Chats
Like
This.
And
They
Will
Be
Nice
also fried chicken recipes are an acceptable bribe
Hold on lemme get mine
Just kidding! I don't use measurements!
Chicken tacos!
I don't either but it's kinda needed if you're going to convey information to another person

☝️
huh
my fortune says "taking chances opens the door to unforseen opportunites."
right under the fortune is a gambling ad
feet pics
kapow
hey, youre finally awake
who is that
Where can i find people to play with
are you not river?
Is their a place here
where the foxxos at?
kapow
if bill can post eggplant can i post glorping
My average argument with bro
do meth
thats a mistake, stimulants are always better for you
do enough and you unlock the 25th hour
People when you realize you can do both at the same time 😳
spreading xp is a terrible idea, maxing stimulants for more prestige hours is strictly optimal
I have 40 hours a day
hai chat!
Hemlo

kapwo
hai sleepy
yems
burn
I would but I don't own it
so what
And the newest one cost like 78 dollars
theft?
Nah we are using it for about 3 weeks
There about 1600 pages with the font about 10 and everything single space
bomb
need prozac
And god so much back flipping back and forth
We all need that
I hate prozac

back flip
Antidepressants makes me more sudical.
Atleast the one that I tryed
back flip not bass flip
they kind of are known to do that for the first period of taking them.
I hate prozac as it made it literally impossible for me to sleep or stay asleep.
That probably why they refuse to put me on prozac
I had 30 minutes of sleep a day on average.
I need to do like a genetic test to see which medication work best
That was me the last few weeks before I change sleeping medication
they changed it to whiskey
the issue was I was getting like 2-3 hours consistently before that.
slam head against wall 50 times
Auuugggghhh
hey why is there a project gooners channel in my suggested for this server
It can tell what you're into i guess
its the algorithm
u into some freaky stuff
like 60% of my servers are roblox games
goonblox
its ok man, no judgment
roblos
wrong
ALL JUDGEMENT
im judging you hard
EYES ARE ON YOU
its something u say when u are secretly judging them, but want to seem like someone who isnt morally bankrupt
to do nothing all day
and cry because i dont have a job
then get a job
then cry because i have a job
real
such is the downward spiral of life
That the reason
I think so
I mean i saw a bag that was like 6 dollars
lmao yeah
2 dollars for 1 kg of carrots but its 4 dollars for 1 capsicum
Lotta carrots are $1.00 - $1.50 a pound.
10 pound bags are $10 at lotta places.
So. Yes.
$2 - $2.50 for a head of lettuce.
Pre covid? $1
People don’t realize ( in america at least) that ALL food has gone up x2 to x3 the cost in the last 6 years alone
i think we realise haha
Most don’t
nz has a cost of living crisis
Without looking guess how much a meal at subway sandwiches costs or a McDonalds meal
major tax cuts for landlords and companies but working class just keeps getting poorer
20 bucks
its 20 bucks for a burger meal at maccas here
idk about subway
My state allows landlords to increase rent by 5% every year.
So guess what happens EVERY year like clockwork
Yep. Same here.
Dominos pizza delivery is $40 for 2 medium pizza’s and 2 toppings. Despite the “sale” of $7 per pizza they advertize
insane
Marketing
fr
I hate thos skate 3 video
where the caption is like " oh girl wanna see what thos finger can do "
im actually a pizza hut kind of person.
and it's hardly even a line done with a hello kitty import
Me eepy
From 2005 to 2020, jack in the box increased menu prices by about 3-5% every quarter.
No one who ate there regularly noticed. Cause a $5 meal hitting $5.25 goes unseen.
But skip a year? That $5 meal was now $6.50 and then soon became $15
I prefer the hut too. But just as expensive.
Price competition is almost null these days
nothing beats local pizza shops for quality tho.
We got some epic pizza places in my town. But yeah expensive!
Halal guys makes an epic shawarma, but even that is like $25 a bowl
When food budgets are $2-5 a day, spending $30-50 for a single meal is insane
no one will miss an apple
terrifier 3
can confirm
cheesy ahhh death
yeah
takeshi's castle?
so good
shrimply asian
wdym
Asian
he's doing a bad joke
as in
its not a joke
yeah
"joke"
it aired in full in cambodia
Leon do one better
working probably
hopefully suffering
I want the zombies lunge fence mod to actually work only for sprinters im tempted to commission it
theyre in the middle of Asia
dont kick them while theyre down
whatever man
erm
live service game have been such a tole on the gaming industry
I wonder what the first shit looked like
fuck the " cant discontinue live service game " law
make live service game illegal if they dont have a reason to be live service
their is NO REASON i need a internet conection for a game where my ONLY interaction with other player see seeing them, when their isent even a way to talk wit them
zo how many calls you've taken
HAHAHAHA
i do not CARE about the ability to see other players score as much as i care to be able to play the game when my internet is out
got the evening shift

if I was dying in a house fire and I heard zo picked up, id immediately hang up
waow

take my chances with the ace murderer
me accepting my fate
i hope that hurts

I want the lewis emote so bad

why is it called leon eating farts
ask puppers
s
H
i
t
Let's go
We did team
✋
🤚
Ill kill u
Cookie and brownies are amazing
i dont like them
ill eat a pot brownie but thats it
what is your favourite food
hmmmmmmmmmmm
what is your final meal fartus
Cake is overrated
shit man let me think
Alright count ur days buster
to be honest man i have no fucking idea
I bet he would eat human as his final meal
yommers
Just like his old day
cake needs this one
some tofu chilli on rice with roasted vegetables
me when i asked for cake but i get cake (im gonna die unhappy)
cake but no cake
or a curry
Cake make me feel sick to my stomach
huge huge potato and cickpea curry
You wouldnt even try Plutonium?
with at least 3 garlic naan
hmmm naan cheese
cheese is gross
theyre aight
you like milk? go suck a cow teet you milk drinking baby
I like cheese
what are you? a baby man?
yes
lil baby mannn
smh

your diaper is full, baby man
Now, what if I ate plutonium for my last meal
Would I get a lead casket
my phantom pain is triggered by the smell of your dirty ass baby man
is there dna in fecal matter
I wanna eat kettle corn so they pop
ehhh sort of
i'd rather be burnt or shot out of a cannon for my funeral
just feed them shit and watch them get sick
Probably
yes absolutely
wat
shit eater but literal
Even if they don't bleed out the infection is going to be horrific
WAT
erm
yessir
- the trauma
why do i vaguely rmbr such scene
we dont talk about that movie 🔇
fartass you have some strange knowledge
extreme horror does live up to its name
im just a man discovering the world
true dat
is terrifier extreme horror?
stink you ever seen The Menue?
yes
did you like it?
mmmm ehhhh
i watched like 10 times and every time makes me want a smash borgor
i dont like the red haired actor
why not?
idk
is that the one with the evil chef or whatever
yes
ahh
yes chef
every movie with anya taylor joy i just laugh at their face
i know its mean but damn
u are rood
i know dude
yeah that movie was a load of dogshit
may i prescribe u with 5mm quiet pills
yessir
voldemort
he always plays villains
which superman we talking about again
fr
2025
its good you say stink?
i've seen a lot of positive stuff about that movie
its good
i wanna watch it fr but i don't go to theaters like that anymore
i dont like him
best lex luthor so far
when does he get a lobotomy
is it on any streaming platforms? movie tickets are soooo expensive and i'm a broke student 
piracy
TRUE
i watched him in skins and idk
damn they already got it that fast?
Tater chips
Mmm broooo kettle cooked potato chips r so good
those that know
forreally twinski
all the cals and trans fats
But but I like OIL (i'm a American)
I hate how fried potato chips taste because i cant handle how oily they are
Nuh uh
why is my discord lagging so much
I drink from the tap at da gas station
its still high fat and sodium
you just 'liberate' independent nations to steal it
I'm gasoline maxing
mmm gasoline
man oh man i love living in a country where all the beneficial stuff goes to the people that don't need it
i agree with this
why is it lagging sm is it mining bitcoin
hai stink
gottem
using mobile gpu to mine crypto
afternoon
a thing
it is i
Playing without sprinters made me realize how easy project zomboid is
I legit reached end game before day 10.
HAHAH
and i started 0 clothes in winter 12 months later no power
but i HATE sprimters my hart cant take it
And no water
classic C&B torture that zomboid players subject themselves to
To be honest i hate them too cuz they are buggy but without them the game is too easy
its better than playing with 2 billion zeds
hey guys
has anyone tried lossless scaling with PZ?
artficial difficulty 
I hate how difficulty in pz requires having high amounts of zeds causing lag or just straight up hours of killing just to loot an underwear store
for real!
where is the tuck and roll key
yeah that's why i usually just crank loot and xp gain down
Pz’s zed amount on low pop is still too many zeds for kentuckys population funnily enough
i crank xp up tenfold bcs who tf grinds
Actually realistically pz should have more loot
play the game slower = more time not being bored
waste of time
pz is boring af with no mp
Pz should just make sickness and other real life issues more life threatening instead of cranking up the zombie counter every update
an actually decent first aid and disease system would be nice
And add true hypothermia and stuff
We know that dismemberment is coming eventually
Which means maybe frostbite..?
cryogenic winter was fun for me, since i like the winter vibes and it made it decently harder
I always spawn winter 12 months in max erosion
very very cold
Yes
Very very cold setting ticked
Spawning 0 clothes
And very rainy
zero clothes?? damn you freaky twin
that one time when officials just pocketed international aid, no pretenses, no coverup just lmao deal with it
being an average person kinda sucks yk :T
hello
The world is like that not just the united states
true dat twin
https://www.battlemetrics.com/servers/zomboid/34798383 my new server i wanna build a community!
#1019737819981283459 or #1019725562337579028 bro 💔
how does one join a server. ive been playing solo since i got the game last tuesday.
nvm they guy above me answered
🍑
microsoft paint
No.
learn to read idiot
But how will I sleep
your telling me a microsoft can paint???
I never learned to read because of you MOM
get insomnia like the rest of us
I have it
im not your mom, im the low budget babysitter
must have been the wind
stop
shuddup
everyone so mean 2 me ❤️
Oh god it here
Must have been the wind
STOP
🦗 🦗 🦗
God I remember when a guy named cool chip was here
did somebody hear something?
I think the realism should be more focused on cars
Are we gonna talk about how many cars are just wrecked to shit?
you guys are all bullies and will NOT be invited to my birthday
can I strangle you
I always set the vehicles to high quality, should add vehicle decay tho
Would work
what
I just traumatized gurt
I will take my ramelton aswell
cake is very good at doing that
I'm ready to be strangle to sleep
put the pills in the bag bro
i havent been traumatised by cake
chip still hasnt recovered from what i did to him last summer
U got it!
hai chat!
haiii
When were you a 1# good squad
sleepy doesnt even qualify for lv. 1 gooner
I qualified in stabbing and that all that matter
ever since i became the goon queen, which was um, @lost saffron when did i start liking them?
tf
became the fucking what
What
did i just read
I don't remember that

oh yeah right
What did I miss
uhh idk
im going to touch u all evily
misinformation
NO
bean
i feel an ill omen
make floofie stop saying goon
why
no
Mmm goon
we will kill you both if you dont stop
me after hearing some strange ass animal noise outside
Goon was a good word until THEM KIDS RUINED IT
this sht so ass 
goon squad for life
fr
i the fourth goon
BACK IN MY DAY GOONING HAD A DIFFERENT MEANING
floof go to sleep
i'll uhh
Floofie is in there evil arc
go to sleep
I love how americans love to pretend they know so much about europe by saying corsicans are italian, not understanding that calling a corsican italian to his face, is genuiantly one of the worse thing you can do for your own survival
NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
or else what
idk
THE ONLY WAY you can keep your teeth when talking to a corsican
is telling him he is corsican
gr
not french not italian
whats a corsican
crustacean
he is an earth dweller
even worse if you tell him Napoleon was italian
Goon

an habitent of napeleoland or something
yk where napoleon came from
i love the goons so much
who is my fav goon though
tasty
hmmm
American history classes make me wanna say france but thats clearly not right
I love to goon(rob and commit crime)
You implied it is not france which is making my brain fire up like a trabant
Yes, it is burning
me if u care
Why did you light it on fire
God I yap to much
what guild
too*
i dont know what you are talking about
am i crazy
is that a question
schizophrenia
Oh emm geee
i think
Like im so uber excitedddd
U all realize
sleepy giving it for free now I see
We all text in this general chat instead of enjoying summer now
Summer is just a another season
Summer is just another thing now
U dont think of it as summer anymore
Just another month u go to work
Like I got class and work nothing special anymore
the heck is summer
Where it so hot you just wanna sit beside a fan
and that gives me an abominable fear
I made u think that way
thats just everyday


im having memory overload :(










