general_chat

[toxic relic]

i just buy my chairs from offices that are getting rid of storage

[toxic relic]

exactly

[surreal mirage]

Poop chair

[toxic relic]

if you fart enough, the smell does start to linger

[surreal mirage]

Poopenfarten Stuhl

Sounds better in german

[livid notch]

Sounds like an elden ring boss

[surreal mirage]

It kinda does

[toxic relic]

have you sat down in your poop chair? has your naked butt been grazed by the crusted flakes left behind by your leaky ass? do you practice your daily ablutions on the turn stool? praising god in the only way you know how to...with your wet hot shit gliding up and down your ass cheeks, squeezed between your muscles like raw hot dog meat ready to be consumed by the synthetic fibres of the most holy of furniture. amen

HAHAH

[jaunty basin]

what a sentence to read at 10 past 8 in the morning

[agile void]

Rdr2 fandom is a prison

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/blackbeard-blackbeard-writing-taking-notes-writing-gif-17583038544116987898

Keep cooking

[toxic relic]

thanks man

[jaunty basin]

“this fandom is a Pearson” lmao

[toxic relic]

as they say, fingerprints on every frame, shit stains on every chair

[surreal mirage]

[toxic relic]

gotta use my creative writing skills for something

[surreal mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/help-me-cecil-cecil-cecil-i-need-you-cecil-cecil-i-need-you-invincible-gif-14582714151515818556

[toxic relic]

im so lonely, mark

i still remember it

[surreal mirage]

Cursed ass monologue

[toxic relic]

I dont believe in wiping, i just let it crust over like a scab, 'peel it off in one go-releasing all the poo dandruff into my underwear...gave myself the nickname, "head and shoulders"

[toxic relic]

cursed ass is my butt in the poop chair

[agile void]

What’s worse, people who beleive in every theory they hear or people who have bathtub level deep reflection

« Well that very manipulative character said this information in that cutesgene so why would you question it »

[surreal mirage]

The poopenstuhl

[toxic relic]

lmao

[dry vault]

disgusting but I cant help to imagine it would probably feel pretty relieving and maybe even a little satisfying peeling it all off in one go

[modest lynx]

🤢

[toxic relic]

dude have you held dried shit?

its too flaky tbh

maybe if it was like resin turds

[dry vault]

?? I cant say I have

[modest lynx]

Guys what are u talking about 🤮

[toxic relic]

lmao

get a load of this guy, hasnt held dried shit before

[livid notch]

Shit's real around here

[toxic relic]

soft hands brother soft hands

[toxic hawk]

Maxor

[livid notch]

Smash

[toxic relic]

the shit would also seep into whatever its stuck to

so you're usually better off just throwing it away

adhesive turds

[toxic hawk]

Now that you killed the twink. Go kill the woman

[livid notch]

Can't wait to go hollow during Miquella boss

[toxic hawk]

You have 2 bosses before that

Have you killed the putrescent knight ?

[livid notch]

Nope

[agile void]

Perfect example is people saying Micah HAVE to be the rat because Milton said so

[toxic hawk]

Hog rider ?

[surreal mirage]

Have you killed ligma?

[livid notch]

No? Is it mandatory?

[toxic relic]

nah, ligma is after tippima

do you know tippima?

[surreal mirage]

Oh shit i forgor

[toxic hawk]

No but you get 5 scadu fragments

[surreal mirage]

Wait is tippima after sugma then?

[toxic relic]

its before ligma, sugondese is after tippima

[surreal mirage]

I understand now

[toxic relic]

sugma is the final boss

no

shit

i fucked up my own bit lmao

[surreal mirage]

[toxic relic]

[surreal mirage]

The joke became too elaborate to handle

[toxic relic]

win some you lose some

[marsh wagon]

Hello

How r y’all

[toxic relic]

ask a better question dude

[marsh wagon]

Why

[toxic relic]

"how are you" doesnt really get any reaction

[marsh wagon]

“How r y’all” isn’t bad

[toxic relic]

how do you have a conversation with it

[marsh wagon]

That’s basically the same thing

[toxic relic]

yeah i know mate

[marsh wagon]

Js luck

[toxic relic]

how are you?
im fine, how are you?
im fine
...

[toxic relic]

whats your favourite takeshi kitano movie

[marsh wagon]

People will js say I’m fine u? I’m good what abt u? I’m fine tyfa?

[marsh wagon]

Idk

[toxic relic]

tyfa?

[livid notch]

Thank you for asking?

[toxic relic]

thank you for ass?

oh lmao

[marsh wagon]

Dirty mined

[toxic relic]

mines?

https://tenor.com/view/transformers-one-darkwing-miners-gif-18197924311683881973

[toxic relic]

goddamn dude

do better

[marsh wagon]

Like what

[toxic relic]

im not gonna tell you how to hold a conversation

[burnt kite]

Have you ever played Blox Fruits with your life on the line?

While having a BUNCH of mangoes in your mouth?

[livid notch]

Real questions

[toxic relic]

is that the system of a down singer?

[livid notch]

Idk

He looks really disappointed

[toxic relic]

have you ever watched paul blart mall carp, while running from the killer? trying to get your recommended daily vitamin B?

thats emilia perez

thats the muppets by way of i know what you did last summer

https://letterboxd.com/film/dont-be-a-menace-to-south-central-while-drinking-your-juice-in-the-hood/

[harsh vault]

do we have a problem ass

[toxic relic]

what

[harsh vault]

smh

its the line from that scene

[toxic relic]

that scene

with the people?

[harsh vault]

yes

[toxic relic]

i only remember the supermarket scene tbh

[harsh vault]

its a good movie

well

more like cheesy

[toxic relic]

nah its good

paris barclay did "the normal heart"

[warm atlas]

Greetings gentlemen

How you lot doing

[toxic relic]

'sup dude

i want to reach inside my mouth and pull out my gi tract from anus to oesophagus

hbu

[warm atlas]

Im havinh to run my friend through dsrk souls 1

So painful

[livid notch]

I ran out of motivation to play elden ring

[warm atlas]

He went hollow

[shadow cosmos]

hi does anyone have an invite to animebytes or some private anime tracker? or just help me out and download a manhwa and send the files to me?

[livid notch]

I got messmer though , after months

[willow portal]

why does pz have this as the image on the google page??

my crtl v keys stopped working

give me a sec

mayb this channel dont got image perms

[naive flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-image-perms-flex-image-flexx-gif-20201451

[surreal mirage]

Sigma

[naive flicker]

Sugma

[spark chasm]

Do yall think a zombie can poop?

[livid notch]

No

[ocean stratus]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

😃

[toxic relic]

are people okay with wrecking their shit like this lmao

[static snow]

😔

[spark chasm]

Then they are cool

And better than us

[valid iris]

they should

they eat meat and brains and for the sake of getting nutrients they have to absorb it

and after all nutrients absorbed, there must appear a poopie

if they wont poop they simply gonna become too heavy to hunt and they will die

[spark chasm]

They don’t need to

They are dead anyway

Can’t die

[toxic relic]

yeah

even if they get a bowel obstruction, what do they care?

[valid iris]

they are "dead" but dont they need to eat

[toxic relic]

i think it depends on the zombie lore

[valid iris]

what rules them to eat brains then

[toxic relic]

some, they are dead but the host body just bites to transmit the virus

[valid iris]

valid point

[toxic relic]

others they are alive in a way that they need nutrients and sleep-i have no idea how they piss and shit in that lore

i think it just depends on the lore

[spark chasm]

I wonder why we need to shit every day but they don’t

[toxic relic]

not sure about the origin of this

[spark chasm]

And we are smarter than them

[toxic relic]

because theyre not real

!tap

[prime thorn]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/986951681822580736/1100348248960536576/image.png

[spark chasm]

I saw someone zombified on tv

She was on fentanyl

[toxic relic]

lmao

ok dude

[young kelp]

its a magic toilet

[spark chasm]

I want a magic toilet too

[young kelp]

we have a portal inside our stomach that once something has been fully digested

it enters the portal and gets sent to the void

[spark chasm]

Why we don’t have that

And they do

That’s not fair

[toxic relic]

colostomy bag?

discreetly shitting into your turd pocket

microwave it at the end of the day for a special snack. locally sourced

[surreal mirage]

Turd pocket on the poopenstuhl

[spark chasm]

What’s a turd pocket

[toxic relic]

#general_chat message

[toxic relic]

have you emptied your turd pocket today? your cup runeth over with soppy wet sludge

[spark chasm]

We don’t have that kind of chairs at home lol

[toxic relic]

poopenstuhl only available in select countries

[spark chasm]

Only thing we got is a tiny couch which in fact has that because was from my grandma but no one uses it at all

[young kelp]

ok I swear to god, the amount of sticks a pepero has per box has either increase by 1 or decrease

I always eat pepepro in a pair like 2 sticks at once so I am always left behind 1 stick as its an odd number, but now, my way of eating them hasn't change, but I don't see the last stick thats normally left behind

[toxic relic]

shrinkflation

[young kelp]

they fuckin deleted my 1 stick

[marsh wagon]

Hello

[fluid tiger]

hi

[agile void]

Guys good news

Against my expectation

I have positive honor

Saw this on my morning walk

Rdr2 ahh sign

[livid notch]

May you stand unshaken

[mystic wigeon]

guhhhhh im so pissed and i cant do anything about it

[lament nova]

im actually gonna crash out cuz no way i get infected from a single scratch

i even disinfected it

no way im that unlucky

[unreal bane]

Infection rolls upon getting the wound. Disinfection does nothing to protect against that.

[lament nova]

crashing out nonetheless

[unreal bane]

Of course, 'Infected' isn't the indicator you're looking for. Knox only has symptoms, no explicit notification.

[toxic relic]

is the wound infected or do you have the knox virus

[simple bear]

Mandatory 3 mile run at 5 am

got a 10 minute a mile oace

Pace

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-fire-flamethrower-burn-on-fire-gif-7684110515453159552

[surreal mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/blow-dryer-cat-cat-blow-dryer-flamethrower-cat-burning-cat-gif-16610322200713608314

[plush cobalt]

What a pleasant video, thank you for sharing

[gritty drift]

[plush cobalt]

The internet has conditioned me to be on edge when watching such a video & expect a violent ending so it was nice that it was just what it was

[young kelp]

You are right to be warry, as violence can show up at anywhere and anytime, ready to strike with its army

[plush cobalt]

This is true 😔

[toxic relic]

dude ts madison and laverne cox

listening to laverne cox talk about theory is helping me clear neighbourhoods

[patent dome]

snail games just officially nuked ark survival evolved with the latest update

rendering literally 99% of existing mods broken

to force people to switch to the new game

this is what happens when an indie studio gets bought by money-hungry vultures

[plush cobalt]

It seems very unlikely that this would be done to force people to switch to the new game

[fair yacht]

no way omar!

[plush cobalt]

Not that a company would be above a behavior with that intention. That part is very believable. But breaking the previous installment with one update is not the way anyone would intentionally go about that

Obsolescence would either be scheduled or gradual—anyone would be able to know that breaking the game suddenly would have the effect on the audience it seems to have had

[plush cobalt]

That's me

[fair yacht]

:3

new sporfo just dropped

[plush cobalt]

I thought you meant the skibidi sporfo

[fair yacht]

that one is old

kirito sporfo was shown a bit ago here

i have an evil wizard sporfo

but i cant find it

[mystic wigeon]

zomboid vr

[plush cobalt]

This one will visit you in your dreams

[fair yacht]

!sporfo

[prime thorn]

https://i.imgur.com/Jy8CCrd.png By Ash <3

[lament nova]

im currently stranded at a gun store near echo creek and the only way i can make it out of here killing that huge horde outside the building

[lament nova]

wish me luck

[plush cobalt]

What if I want to wish you misfortune

[plush cobalt]

I will use this to blame myself for a crime

[patent dome]

LOL

you obviously dont know snail games

[plush cobalt]

Did you read the messages following that

[patent dome]

yes

[fair yacht]

Snail games...now that is a company i have not heard since the age of wushu days

[patent dome]

they tried to kill the game several times by stopping official servers and dropping new bugs

[naive flicker]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/926228462904176707/1303805665957117962/togif.gif

[young kelp]

isn't there currently a problem with companies shutting down old games permanently even if it had singleplayer/offline mode

[patent dome]

ark survival evolved still had more players than ASA

[plush cobalt]

It sounds like they fixed it each time, then

If their intent was to kill the game, why would they have done that

[fair yacht]

Palworld > Ark

[patent dome]

so they completely killed every server and save that existed when rolling that new update

[patent dome]

they didnt

lol

[swift crag]

damn

[patent dome]

you dont know anything

[plush cobalt]

That's what stop killing games is about yeah

[swift crag]

CURRENTLY?
This shit has been happening for more than a decade

[patent dome]

they arent shutting down the game since all servers that were active were privately owned ones or self hosted

[plush cobalt]

No need to be so aggro, yeah I don't know snail games I'm just discussing it

[patent dome]

they intentionally killed those by breaking every mod

[young kelp]

I only heard about it

[plush cobalt]

But again, idt those are attempts to kill the game. Sounds like incompetence to me

[young kelp]

never bought or got into any AAA games

[swift crag]

wtf mate

[patent dome]

no they're intentionally doing this

[young kelp]

or games made by big companies

[patent dome]

it's not incompetence

[young kelp]

so it never reached me

[patent dome]

they are greedy and want people to buy the new version

[young kelp]

only learned about it when it got bigger

[fair yacht]

Hi maepple!

[plush cobalt]

I'd have to look into it but I have a feeling there isn't enough evidence to say that with certainty

If there is, feel free to share

[patent dome]

i've been watching the decay since the chinese investors bought the game for the last 8 years

dont lecture me on something you have no clue about

[swift crag]

European game association or whatever it was, that's a lobbyist group of AAA studios gave that as a reason why they should be allowed to shut games down

[swift crag]

Hello, who you?

[plush cobalt]

It's not a lecture man I'm not your mom

I'm stating my opinion lol

[young kelp]

the reason is money

its always money

[swift crag]

I mean yeah;

[patent dome]

ill get you a brief rundown of what they did

they bought studio wildcard who were the original devs and struggling with money

[swift crag]

They design software and refuse to support it indefintely when they design it to require it, even though if it was designed to not be like this from the start it wouldn't have any issues.

[patent dome]

gathered a shitload of money from the game sales

[fair yacht]

A fren of scarfs!

[patent dome]

launched a shitty EV company that failed and wasted all that money

instead of investing it on the sequel they promised

[fair yacht]

Cant help but notice you have chillet pfp!

[patent dome]

then they remade the same game in ue5, promised it would be free for those who already owned the game

[fair yacht]

Best pal

[patent dome]

ended up selling it for 50$

[toxic relic]

fuck man

[patent dome]

promised ark 2 then backed down

[toxic relic]

omar, do you know laverne cox

[patent dome]

took the money from the remake and did nothign with it

[plush cobalt]

That's wack as hell if so, not fulfilling that promise

[plush cobalt]

I've heard the name but no

[patent dome]

then they killed the old game to force existing players to switch to the remake

[toxic relic]

do you wanna watch something

[fair yacht]

Drop ark play palworld instead

[toxic relic]

or listen to something

[swift crag]

pal world has chillets

[plush cobalt]

I can consume more content sure

No promises though

[toxic relic]

do you mind if i dm it

[plush cobalt]

Sure

[toxic relic]

sick

[plush cobalt]

Sure as in go ahead as in I don't mind

[swift crag]

You will consume all the media.

You'll also own nothing and be happy about it

[toxic relic]

piracy

[swift crag]

Oh yeah; I found my original C code from when I started programming, it's horrible.

[surreal mirage]

Fartass about to send some unknown esoteric video

[bright marsh]

has anyone found live farm animals when playing with 12 months later settings?

[toxic relic]

yeah im gatekeeping

only cool kids allowed

[plush cobalt]

Kid named distributed filesharing

[toxic relic]

🗣️

kid named p2p

bring irc to torrenting

i want to talk to other people downloading the same gay furry game i am

[plush cobalt]

Oh god

Being in a chat with the one other person downloading an obscure old film

[toxic relic]

DUDE

[plush cobalt]

They're a cinephile and very excited you're there

[toxic relic]

imagine the hyperfocus rants brother

[plush cobalt]

For me that'd be a nightmare, for movies specifically, bc I'm not a big movie enjoyer

For books or games it'd be more welcome

[solemn lava]

guys in the bandits mod how do I find npc's? and is it compatible with brita's weapon and armor mods?

[swift crag]

Kid named
DROP TABLE STUDENTS;

[toxic relic]

getting a list of other movies to watch, they upload their 2 tb harddrive of obscure french new wave cinema

[surreal mirage]

[toxic relic]

movies and cinema are welcomed by me

movies and cinema

i meant movies and books lmao

[plush cobalt]

My interests are movies, cinema, theater, and film

[toxic relic]

im curious about people, places and things

i love talking about stuff and things

[toxic relic]

[plush cobalt]

Long walks on the beach meets its match

[toxic relic]

lmao

thats a reference

my quote

[plush cobalt]

I was referencing the generic repeated (benign but banal) sentence on dating apps

What's the quote

[toxic relic]

its from an old actor i cant remember

"i love people, places and things" lmao

[plush cobalt]

Ohh

I felt like I'd seen that before, didn't know it was from an actor

[toxic relic]

yeah iirc

then someone else said it and so on

the cycle of media continues

[fair yacht]

Raaah

[young kelp]

[fair yacht]

Cyn fren

[burnt kite]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1392626851255554068/1394360710510809169/attachment.gif

Unmute me

My opinion must be hesrd

Waaaah

Waaaah

[toxic relic]

im hovering over the mute button

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/this-block-button-aint-enough-spunchbob-spongebob-gif-2599075945157856018

[livid notch]

Mods add +1 to every atom in his body

[toxic relic]

kick, ban or time out

hmmm

[burnt kite]

Js reap what I sow gng 🥀

[toxic relic]

im angry, my alpha is being released, dont test me

theres a weanor in that

goddamn

[toxic hawk]

i am 90% sure marking doesn't even work

[fierce perch]

Wdym?

Me when my well-thought plan on 10 steps forward was broken by random crit

[plush cobalt]

Marking his territory by pissing on trees around the neighborhood. The picture is unrelated

[toxic hawk]

what in the heck am i even looking at

[swift crag]

So that’s why your property value fell

[fierce perch]

You're in a dipshit bud

[plush cobalt]

It sounds like marking does work

[toxic hawk]

i killed him but damn, he got hands

[fierce perch]

Without losses?

This guy just becomes immortal at the end

[toxic hawk]

you just need to survive

he loses hp each turn

that with dot

done

[fierce perch]

I just nuked him

This guy is like medieval oppenheimer

I like how the sapper suit was styled to look like heavy knight armor.

[toxic hawk]

i know the game says you can get screwed for no reason, but it gets really annoying

[stark depot]

ANy pz south asian player willing to start a server?

[fair yacht]

Jaime!

[fierce perch]

Forgive yourself, humanity is a weak hypothesis after all

[rain mango]

I'm about to play for the first time

[agile void]

TikTok live arguing is funny, because it’s people specifically trying to confuse people with trick question, and then will ask the chat to dox and swat them

And then that person will talk about moral superiority

[toxic relic]

my dad told me to piss around our campsites when i was a boy

i dont think it deters animals

[toxic hawk]

golshi

:D

[agile void]

My dad told me to throw money at the women in the strip club in gta V when I was well, 5

[rain mango]

Long live the Kuddles arc

[fair yacht]

Boop

[toxic hawk]

thank you very much

i boop you as well

[fair yacht]

:)

[toxic relic]

children are the future, we should lead them towards greatness

[graceful dust]

https://tenor.com/view/rose-lab-the-lab-underground-blossom-cube-escape-rusty-lake-gif-4714558961362364062

[surreal mirage]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/943310887920500736/971782982962655283/2C01A17D-EAF4-467A-A61A-FF721C3A71C0.gif

[graceful dust]

that gif is so small i literally cant tell what it is

[surreal mirage]

I'll make it smaller

[toxic relic]

the default emoji face being shocked at the puter

[graceful dust]

thanks discord this accessibility feature is great

[toxic relic]

its that

[graceful dust]

me ig

[toxic relic]

i went to a gay bar in this podunk town and it was called "corn feeder"

that was the shocker

podunk

whatever

[graceful dust]

was it a good gay bar

[toxic relic]

no

it was in the middle of nowhere

[graceful dust]

impressive that they have one in the middle of nowhere

[toxic relic]

im here for a few more days but its a few more days too many

[graceful dust]

dont die

[toxic relic]

gay people are everywhere

even if the bars arent 'allowed' theyre here

[surreal mirage]

Come to london fartass, we can drink a pint of stella

[graceful dust]

gay bars r hard enuf to keep in business tho

[toxic relic]

fr

"bar" is a loose term

few tables in a house serving room temp asahi

[graceful dust]

loool

[toxic relic]

corn feeder is crazy though

[toxic relic]

im never going to london, bruv

never again

🙏

[surreal mirage]

!!!

[toxic relic]

i would rather live in rural wales

[pale berry]

Quick question for the alcoholics in chat what alcoholic beverage is the best for cold weather

[toxic relic]

high proof

get drunk get warm

[graceful dust]

idk vodka

[surreal mirage]

What

[toxic relic]

dont you get warm when you're drunk

[surreal mirage]

I find myself drinking water at pubs if its hot funnily enough

[graceful dust]

i think it lowers ur body temp so u feel warm or someth

[surreal mirage]

Yeah, we refer to it as a beer coat

[toxic relic]

my mate downs a shot of vodka every morning, then he goes for a run and does a cold plunge

[graceful dust]

i'll have vodka in any weather tho idgaf

[toxic relic]

hes fucking insane

[surreal mirage]

My guy is edging body temp shock

[toxic relic]

fr

[graceful dust]

& i thought u said rum at first

[toxic relic]

he's slavic

in the blood ig, my uncles are similar

and me tbh lmaoo

[graceful dust]

i would actually die

i think i am actually allergic to doing shit like that

[toxic relic]

cold plunge in -20 celcius

shrivelled balls

you can die of hypothermia but thats why you do it with your mates

[graceful dust]

least of my concerns i dont wanna think abt how much coverage i would get in hives

[toxic relic]

genuinely?

[graceful dust]

yea temp changes fuck me up

[toxic relic]

fair enough mate

[graceful dust]

like i have a rash on my arm rn cos its been too warm 😭

[toxic relic]

allergic to weather

[graceful dust]

genuinely

i should prolly get the jabs

[toxic relic]

jabs?

[graceful dust]

thats a weekly thing...

theres like some treatment u can get for allergies

where u get shots

[toxic relic]

cool

[graceful dust]

my mom had it done idk much else abt it

[toxic relic]

just do em yerself

[graceful dust]

idek whats being injected

[toxic relic]

how big is the needle

[graceful dust]

no clue i havent had it done before

[toxic relic]

i see

[graceful dust]

if i had to guess prolly IM

[toxic relic]

intramuscular huh

i only know subcutaneous for diabetics

[graceful dust]

the way i was wrong

subq

[toxic relic]

light work

[rain mango]

Anyone know any good mods that adds a hunting overhaul?

[graceful dust]

smaller needle

https://steamcommunity.com/workshop/browse/?appid=108600&searchtext=hunting&childpublishedfileid=0&browsesort=textsearch&section=

[toxic relic]

overhaul that does what exactly?

[graceful dust]

oh wait b42 moment

doesnt exist to me (no mp)

[toxic relic]

i only play mp with my partner lmao

[graceful dust]

is he any good

[toxic relic]

yeah he's a gaymer

[graceful dust]

gaymer couple

[toxic relic]

fr

two ugly old fucks running around kentucky being gay the only way we could in the 90s

when everyone else is dead lmao

i often wonder about that

[tidal jetty]

onion

[graceful dust]

kentucky...

[toxic relic]

where's the gay story event, will

[graceful dust]

i know that place from somewhere...

[toxic relic]

wheres the gay survivor story event that you plan on adding, nasko

[graceful dust]

would be kinda homophobic if u think abt it the way everyone dies

but the rule is

the more gays there r the less homophobic it is

[toxic relic]

true

[graceful dust]

u know what must be done nasko

[toxic relic]

i want that bathroom hotel zombie event with just guys

let the people know what you're about, binky

[oblique stream]

Gay men, in rural Kentucky in 1990's?

[graceful dust]

that one like

[toxic relic]

wheres the underground gay bar

soul filcher

[toxic relic]

uh yeah dude

most of americas gay population lives in the south

[graceful dust]

rly offensive simcopter thing w the gay rainbow nipple shit has aged in such a way that i rly wanna see that again

[toxic relic]

lmao

[graceful dust]

kisses
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBPHgewGvrQ

[oblique stream]

I mean, why not

[toxic relic]

lmao

[graceful dust]

if i ever make a game im gonna do the simcopter thing

[toxic relic]

why would you think that gay people werent in kentucky in the 90s

[graceful dust]

oh shit i can actually make a game cant i

[toxic relic]

you can

[onyx igloo]

pretty sure they were everywhere

[toxic relic]

indeed

[graceful dust]

everywhere ive been theres been a gay ppl.......

[onyx igloo]

cant say for sure if i have met a gay person
never really asked lol

[toxic relic]

crazy

[graceful dust]

some ppl live in a different world

i live with a lesbian couple

[toxic relic]

i know mate its odd

[onyx igloo]

well i also dont get out very often

[toxic relic]

i dont meet many straight people in the wild

[onyx igloo]

really?

[toxic relic]

but i only move around gay circles

[toxic relic]

yessir

i try my best to avoid them

damn wrong crowd

[rain mango]

How do I apply traits

[toxic relic]

character creation

[graceful dust]

used to be same for me but in disability circles i dont rly ask the vibe is just rly gay so if theres straight ppl theyre kinda hanging back abt it

[rain mango]

I'm clicking on it and nothing is happening

Nothing is showing up in the chosen traits box

[toxic relic]

double click?

[rain mango]

Never mind I got it

[toxic relic]

...

[toxic relic]

closeted heterosexuals ahahaha

[graceful dust]

loool

[toxic relic]

guys, i need to tell you something, i know its a shock and i know you may need time but...im straight

HAHAH

stupid

[graceful dust]

damn i was so fooled by the way that u always say ur gay & have a bf & shit

how could i not see it

[toxic relic]

fr

im not gay im just creative

i fuck nature

[toxic relic]

the wind

[bronze moat]

Everyone gay. Just by how much

[graceful dust]

if i said im straight would the yuri tag give the game away

[toxic relic]

hmmm

idk

[toxic relic]

ik we're doing a bit. i am a gay man

[graceful dust]

idk if yuri is niche i know too many lesbians its everywhere for me

is it my bubble... i cant tell...

[toxic relic]

i didnt really know what it was but i dont read lesbian literature

[onyx igloo]

what does station wagon game mean

my main games are based around cars lmfao

[toxic relic]

idk either mate lmao

you're asking me about echo chambers

[graceful dust]

yuri used to mean lesbian manga/anime now its just anything. anything is yuri. if its lesbianic

[toxic relic]

lesbianic, is that the new element on the periodic table

[graceful dust]

echo chambers r kinda like yuri if u think abt it

[toxic relic]

how so

[graceful dust]

it could be

[chrome jetty]

Kapow

[graceful dust]

someone should invent that

[toxic relic]

lmao

i want to use the bara tag but i dont know if it links to the server

[graceful dust]

it does if its not private

[toxic relic]

fuck

[graceful dust]

theres multiple bara tags tho

i think only the casing is unique

wait no

the icon too

[toxic relic]

dont give a fuck about the icon or casing

[graceful dust]

theres like a dozen YURI servers i just picked the capital letter green yuri one bc loud & bc green yuri

[rain mango]

I went with:

Speed demon
Cat's eyes
Fast reader
Outdoorsy
Wakeful
Iron guy

Short sighted
Smoker

[onyx igloo]

do you also just like the color green

[rain mango]

I feel like aside from cat's eyes and speed demon it's realistic to me

[graceful dust]

yes but i specifically went for referencing a manga ive never read

[onyx igloo]

i like maroon

[toxic relic]

you're better off #pz_b42_chat #pz_b41_chat

[graceful dust]

this is nicknamed "green yuri" bc its green & the name is absurdly long

i do gotta read it...

[toxic relic]

HAAHA

thats such a manga title

[graceful dust]

its abt music nerds i think

ikr

[toxic relic]

music and sport always has gay stories

given? yuri on ice? that wrestling one? that tennis one?

theres multiple tennis ones

[graceful dust]

theres a baseball one that has rly gay vibes

[toxic relic]

makes sense

[graceful dust]

idr what its called i meant to read it

[toxic relic]

what about rugby

rugby very gay

[graceful dust]

its deffo like these 2 girls r way too obsessed w each other

[toxic relic]

and soccer

[graceful dust]

hold on im looking up gay rugby manga

[toxic relic]

i was thinkin about 2 guys but im glad theres sapphic ones

[graceful dust]

there IS

[toxic relic]

i play rugby, i know these things

[graceful dust]

idk if this is Gay™ gay but come on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbVHuVX8zvA

[toxic relic]

i know the guys that frequent the back alleys of the clubs

i see them face up in the gutter scraping their knees

[graceful dust]

i think im thinking of princess nine

no wait...

something else...

[toxic relic]

man i also look longingly at the other guys in my team while cherry blossoms fall in a cinematic way

[graceful dust]

hold on tamayomi looks gay as fuck

[icy vigil]

[onyx igloo]

my eyes still hurt

its been 30 minutes since i have risen from the damn dead

[toxic relic]

i dont think i can use these bara tags

[onyx igloo]

growing plants?
nah im feeding the mysterious flesh pile in my back yard

hes just there

[chrome jetty]

GUYS GUYS LOOK

[onyx igloo]

illuminati
wasnt that like a big mlg thing

and doritoes

[graceful dust]

ok i could not for the life of me find the anime so i think it wasnt abt baseball

[toxic relic]

its alr mate

[toxic relic]

TA?

[graceful dust]

so funny that revolutionary girl utena has come up in so many of my searches those girls rly have the range

[wise talon]

Does anyone know what happened to Mister_lamprey?

[graceful dust]

exploded ):

[toxic relic]

whos that

[wise talon]

One of the top zomboid streamers

[toxic relic]

stream?

man, im watching the river, what do you mean by stream

oh the twitch guy

[wise talon]

Yeah

[toxic relic]

idk my guy

[graceful dust]

what i learned this past half hour is that i should prolly watch birdie wing

[chrome jetty]

fireball

[oblique stream]

https://tenor.com/view/fireball-boom-clash-royale-nyte-nickatnyte-gif-13568626

[sand bear]

Hai is there any malaysia servers i can join?

[burnt kite]

Airball

https://tenor.com/view/basketball-meme-gif-5051779013126861108

[bright wing]

Morning.

[swift crag]

Night

[lament nova]

Noon

[onyx igloo]

Evening

[covert magnet]

timezone

[lament nova]

this one made no sense

[swift crag]

Good Timezone.
I don’t like the saying it’s a weird internet thing

[winter hill]

ok

[half kettle]

just realized they dont put real lava in lava lamps

this is really bad budget cutting

[nocturne relic]

I’d really like a graveyard channel where we can post farewell pictures of dead characters and talk about their runs and accomplishments, time survived, ect

[onyx igloo]

baked potato fans rise up

[jaunty basin]

yk what hell yeah

[jaunty basin]

not a bad idea

[chrome jetty]

Pretty sure there is a screenshot channel, you can kinda do the same thing.

Unless it was removed

[nocturne relic]

I don’t see it, just showcase

[quartz thorn]

What made you think that?

[elfin star]

Anybody know when the next spiffo plush is dropping?

[jaunty basin]

i thought every spiffo was immortal

[graceful dust]

lesbians

its a golf anime

[quartz thorn]

Well

I would like to tell you more and kind of why I don't recommend it in dms if that's fine

If u want that anyway

I think it's worth considering not watching it

[oblique stream]

Potatos baked in the ashes fans rise up

[polar kernel]

lamp oil

rope

bombs

[vale sleet]

Hi guys how is everyone doing today?

[oblique stream]

https://tenor.com/view/gta-gta-5-gta-v-davey-dave-nortin-gif-6057908657017613123

[vale sleet]

Nice

Hope you guys all have a nice day

[cobalt pivot]

what i can do with ground beef without making it into patties?

.41

[last spoke]

🟣Animal style

[vital marten]

I see trees of green, red roses too
I see them bloom for me and for you
And I think to myself
What a wonderful world

Feeling loved and accomplished despite all that’s happened

Have a good day everyone

[last spoke]

🟣Just
Get in there, go feral y'know
It's the apocalypse, who cares?

[opaque hawk]

if you played project zomboid without crying over your character dying to some bumass bug in the game, then you didn't play project zomboid.

[last spoke]

🟣That seems like a self conflicting sentence? "If you have played the game [but ...] you haven't played the game"?
That doesn't make sense, did you mistype something?

[opaque hawk]

also guys imagine if in build 43 we get electric fences ? and if you are too panicked you can drop bullets while reloading with low reloading skill and your character can sometimes start cursing at doing dumb shit while panicked ? that would be sick

[opaque hawk]

nah it means as in you didn't have the real experience with having pain with long time players who experienced a crapton bugs and characters dying to them

[last spoke]

🟣Y'know they have a roadmap, right?

[unreal bane]

I'm more curious as to what does that have to do with my image.

[surreal mirage]

[toxic hawk]

I found a real life photo of you
Prepare to be outed

[surreal mirage]

aight

[last spoke]

🟣Mrp's experiences with the game are very real though. If anything, if you feel like the game is defined by a bug, you're probably not actually internalising many experiences.

[surreal mirage]

yup thats me

[dusk idol]

I wish I played project zomboid with a squad but U got no friends lol

[toxic hawk]

Hiding the physique underneath all that clothing

Who is u

[last spoke]

🟣You should check out #1019737819981283459 and #1019725562337579028

[vital marten]

Big doxx J’amie

[opaque hawk]

yeah but sometimes surprises can happen and hey maybe the stuff i mentioned can be added through mods was up for it but yeah it's not my agency to go and do that and start saying, "yeah we should have that!" instead of acknowledging developer resources

[dusk idol]

I’m a young man

[toxic hawk]

I'm going to do you next

[dusk idol]

Yhea for sure thx

[vital marten]

Im so derpy i can be spotted from a mile away, too easy

[opaque hawk]

oh my bad i usually just messege the recent messege in any server iam in it's a bad habit

[half kettle]

there is probably a few amoeba amongst ourselves

[vital marten]

Most likely

[half kettle]

what if you wear camo and fashion leaves as clothing and hide in the woods

[vital marten]

Bet I’ll bring one that’s not as good because “this one cooler 🤪”

Also who’s to say J’aime doesn’t have thermals? Fart shows up well

https://tenor.com/view/fart-arrow-thermal-gas-banana-factory-gif-17204396

[surreal mirage]

why would jaime do this

[opaque hawk]

yeah true im just taking 1 side of many experiences many people have with the same game and i gotta admit i was mostly shitposting because i don't think anyone genuinely cries to a PZ character

[red tendon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stare-staring-cat-cat-mr-fresh-fresh-gif-4714710619997780774

[last spoke]

🟣Mrp takes words at face value

[red tendon]

😦

[opaque hawk]

meh fair i sometiems do that too

[zealous tide]

Towed a vehicle for the first time today. I have a a great condition Chevalier D6 (400hp 91 quality 74 condition engine) towing a Franklin Valuline 6 seater. Is it normal to move slow while towing forward? all tires inflated on both cars, no sunday driver or speed demon. I was able to get to like 30 mph in reverse. is this normal? (build 42)

[rain mango]

[rain mango]

Yeah

Speed demon increases towing speed tho

[last spoke]

🟣Towing is super jank, that sounds about right

[vital marten]

I’m gonna compress that frog so much it’ll look like a booger

[surreal monolith]

I can’t find the suggestions channel

[zealous tide]

Thanks. it feels pretty slow going forward, but I didnt test on a smaller vehicle with all tires inflated. reverse felt pretty good though.

[surreal monolith]

Where can I suggest that the required discord rank for sharing images be lowered?

[unreal bane]

Reverse towing does have more power.

[surreal monolith]

Sending 500 messages to get privileges to share seems kind of brutal

[unreal bane]

Pretty interesting. Of course, makes navigating abit trickier. But it's powerful enough that you can even use that method to drag wrecks off the road.

[zealous tide]

Yeah I dragged a few smaller cars slowly to my base to level up mechanics. didnt check the tire pressure on anything so I dont have a gauge on how fast it should be

[vital marten]

Prevents spam effectively

Honestly never seen a raid on this server. Not that it’s impossible but it’d probably take a couple months of planning and inside work

Keeps stuff clean and orderly as people who send pictures are 500 messages in, invested somewhat, and less likely to deviate

[unreal bane]

Even then it's not 100% reliable. If you need a little extra momentum, you can roll the vehicle forward abit and then reverse. Repeat to 'yank' the towed wreck.

[zealous tide]

yeah I noticed that I had to give it a yank haha

[unreal bane]

They used to not have this restriction. Sad to say it was a shitshow.

[surreal monolith]

Just feels like that number is a bit high. (Not sure what the actual number is). Someone should realistically be part of the community if they spend a few hours interacting

And a few hours could easily be 100 messages

[unreal bane]

Well, image posting isn't entirely necessary to be part of it.

[surreal monolith]

I’ve seen lots of people complain about not being able to share images

In fact it discourages conversation imo

[unreal bane]

Tbh alot of those people complaining are the ones trying to send GIF memes.

[vital marten]

Messages are spaced out by a cooldown also, to prevent spam, it’s a good system

Arguing this system discourages conversation is absurd. You do not need pictures to convey your message.. though it is part of the fun on discord, I agree on that

[unreal bane]

I spent alot of time going without images until I got myself. Didn't even realize.

[surreal monolith]

How on earth could it be absurd if sharing images is an aspect of communication on the discord

[unreal bane]

Then afterwards I, uh, went abit overboard.

[surreal monolith]

By default it is a factor in which people communicate

[ivory grail]

I'm now on icd-10 cm codes

Someone lobotomized me

[rain mango]

Theres always someone complaining abt not being able to post gifs

[surreal monolith]

All that I’m saying is that the number seems a bit arbitrary and in my opinion too high

Considering the effort it’s taken me to advance to the point where I can almost share

I would never in a million years put in that effort to troll or grief

[rain mango]

I dont even think ive ever seen u here

[surreal monolith]

I don’t post in general

Cause I’m not cool

[rain mango]

[unreal bane]

Y'know, in the time it took for you to say all that you already made good progress.

Just a few more exchanges like that and you'll get perms.

[surreal monolith]

By the time I get privileges my eyesight is gonna be shot

[unreal bane]

Did anyone tell you the "XP" thing is time-gated?

[unreal bane]

Oh you don't have to stay stuck here like those whackjobs on a subreddit. Just check back now and then.

[vital marten]

I mean I got there easily by discussing stuff I liked about lore and the game in the pz-chat

Argue how zombies may or may not work even if it pisses someone off or something, eventually someone will come and tap the sign but hey! It’s fun 😆

Hadn’t noticed for a good while. I suppose it’d be harder for those who don’t chat as much for similar reasons

[vital marten]

If you aren’t aware;

!tap

[prime thorn]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/986951681822580736/1100348248960536576/image.png

[neat moat]

hana spotted

deploy the fox

[unreal bane]

I got mine by just popping up to ask questions. Progressed to answering them.

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/fop-fox-deploying-deploying-fop-deploying-fox-gif-5791609786966551582

[unreal bane]

You didn't see my profile banner did you.

[neat moat]

no

idk what it is still but I bet its hilarious in this context

[surreal monolith]

You know us plungers are not all degens

Some of us want to break the cycle. Some of us want to be more

[neat moat]

I was once like you

weak

[rain mango]

an adventurer

[neat moat]

pitiful

[rain mango]

but than i took an arrow to the knee

[neat moat]

how about I stick on in your stomach next time

[rain mango]

oo lala

[surreal monolith]

IDGAF about any other ranks after sledgehammer

[rain mango]

u do know u cant post with sledgehammer in all channels

sledgehammer is only for discussion channels

[surreal monolith]

Are there other channels lol

[rain mango]

theres like 50 other channels

[toxic hawk]

This one

[rain mango]

this isnt even the zomboid channel

[unreal bane]

This is degen_chat.

[trail palm]

nah

[vital marten]

Been here years, used maybe 4 of them

[toxic hawk]

Degen chat where I complain about rng in darkest dungeon

[rain mango]

i talk here because gurts here

[neat moat]

thats what he said

[vital marten]

Gurt the Beloved

[unreal bane]

I just flit between channels.

[trail palm]

top 5 roguelikes oat

[neat moat]

I am he

[heavy ivy]

THE COLLECTOR (level 23) HAS APPEARED

[toxic hawk]

What's that? You're doing well in your expedition ? Nah lmao all the enemies will focus a single unit and you know what ? They will also crit!

What's that ? You're almost done after a other combat encounter ? Here's the thing from the stars!

[toxic hawk]

It's on sight

[unreal bane]

CRIMSON CURSE

[toxic hawk]

I don't have that enabled yet

Bird said its fun

[unreal bane]

Don't.

[toxic hawk]

But he's a masochist so

[neat moat]

spork approved

[unreal bane]

It's more hair-pulling annoying than fun tbh

[toxic hawk]

I will not enable it for the moment

[red tendon]

im new to the game and struggling does anyone have any tips? 🙂

[toxic hawk]

Keep dying

[unreal bane]

They will INTRUDE every damn expedition you're in even at low/early levels, just to nail you with the stupid curse.

[red tendon]

thx

[unreal bane]

Custom Sandbox. Go wild.

[toxic hawk]

What does this curse do

[red tendon]

oki ill try it out

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/o-dullahan-dullahan-wildcliff-heathcliff-wild-hunt-gif-4822438008049247638

[unreal bane]

Basically a vampire disease. Incurable until you CLEAR THE DLC, and inflicted by pretty much the entire DLC roster of enemies.

[toxic hawk]

I hate that already

And I say that as a masochist

[unreal bane]

The enemies will randomly appear in every expedition.

[toxic hawk]

I see. I will check it out another time then

[neat moat]

I dont see why random bullshit is seen as fun. I wasn't interesting mechanics and depth

not 50 debuffs

[toxic hawk]

Random bullshit cam be fun if the consequences aren't too severe

Tf2 has random bullshit. It's fun

[stone meadow]

cause i like gambling baby

[neat moat]

random crits are random and bulldhit. But they're not fun

tf2 has controlled chaos

when its good it isn't just blasted half hazardly

[heavy ivy]

i like random crits in my casual community servers, but they have no place elsewhere

[toxic hawk]

Anyways I do love myself crippling rng, but not incapacitating rng. Yes please make my character take damage but don't FUCKING KILL IT

rest in piece my level 5 vestal, you shall not be forgotten

Died to 4 consecutive crits from fish

Oh yeah I hate fish now

[neat moat]

Hey!

[rain mango]

im gurting it

[neat moat]

https://tenor.com/view/rood-rude-hastag-rood-3spoopy5me-skeleton-gif-21851104

[trail palm]

qqqqqqqqq

[neat moat]

die

[rain mango]

im about to gurt

[trail palm]

yo

[chrome jetty]

kapow

[toxic hawk]

Stupid scaly smelly lisers

Their scales aren't even the cool type

Imagine not being a land animal

So lame smh

[burnt kite]

Chat

[toxic hawk]

I've tried my best but I'm not good at being a hater

[burnt kite]

I decided that today I'm going to ride West until my legs give in

[half kettle]

how will you get back

[burnt kite]

The way I came

[quartz thorn]

Canto 2 is the best canto

[half kettle]

your legs would be disabled no?

[quartz thorn]

Now awaken your true inner hater

[burnt kite]

Idk, crawl

[quartz thorn]

That game is tough

And evil

[neat moat]

hey birb did you catch my email btw?

it was hand written

[rain mango]

hands..

[neat moat]

cake shush

[tender summit]

Terrible day to be literate

[vital marten]

The no soliciting sign doesn’t work on people from Latvia 🇱🇻

Thought it was funny because bro mentioned his accent and I hadn’t given it no mind until he said something

Told him America is a very diverse country, hadn’t noticed it, and I loved everyone

Card he gave me said 99.9% literacy rate in the world — still ignored the sign, damn shame

[frail radish]

pz tag when

[harsh vault]

woah i got a role

yippe!

[vital marten]

Poggers

[harsh vault]

@lost saffron

the truth is here

[lost saffron]

peak

[lost saffron]

#1 goon squad fan

peak

[lost saffron]

GOON????

[lost saffron]

TIP?????

[harsh vault]

spear

[dim elbow]

Yo, minecraft has an also try project zomboid title screen message

[vital marten]

Goon squad is one of the best

In 1968 during operation edge they single-handedly kept the enemy at bay long enough for 15,000 men to evacuate so they could blow the dam, guaranteeing victory on the western front

[toxic hawk]

It was actually worse than canto 1
Rodion has better developpement in time killing time
The enemies aren't even memorable. There is not actual boss fight. No bad end id. Not a single impactful character death. Not a single fun thing about it other than rodion being a cutie patootie.

[toxic hawk]

Also walpurgis tomorrow

[dim cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/twewy-anime-the-world-ends-with-you-the-world-ends-with-you-the-animation-shiki-misaki-gif-11005403779273665769

[faint aurora]

Hello where i can find Polish Players for PZ?

[dim cloak]

#1019737819981283459

[trail palm]

wow i love the goons

[strange beacon]

goontastic

[thin wedge]

omg the goon leader

[harsh vault]

yems

[thin wedge]

Number goon of the year

[harsh vault]

im the goon queen frfr

[onyx igloo]

a

[harsh vault]

i love them more

[heavy ivy]

I can't believe floof would do this

[harsh vault]

what did i do!

[polar kernel]

shitted

on em

[heavy ivy]

shitsing :(

[polar kernel]

im gonana brown!!!!'

IM SHITSING nnnnn!!!!!!

[lost saffron]

ee

ew

[trail palm]

what

[lost saffron]

disgusting

[thin wedge]

HEY HOLD THAT SHIT IN

JULY AINT OVER

https://tenor.com/view/no-poop-poop-july-gif-14395547554137103376

[fair yacht]

hi friends

[livid notch]

-sleeps

-wakes up more tired

[half kettle]

sleeps 3 hours
-feel refreshed

what is the meaning of this

[tender summit]

-sleeps

-wakes up

[livid notch]

Exactly , tf

[tender summit]

-goes back to sleep

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-pass-out-passing-out-fall-asleep-gif-23541222

this call for devious enhancements

https://tenor.com/view/devious-enchated-items-newports-redbull-gif-12155796148958099940

[fair yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/tet-bdo-tri-upgrade-weapon-upgrade-gif-16821385

[thin wedge]

mfin newports n redbull hell yah

[rain mango]

was that you i saw at the goth ihop last week

[burnt kite]

I got lost and accidentally got to my granny's house

[thin wedge]

no im at tomboy outback

[rain mango]

oh

[livid notch]

Based as hell

[thin wedge]

indeed

[lost saffron]

tomboy outback

[toxic hawk]

Sleep more consistent hours in a calm environnement and a sound state of mind

[livid notch]

It could be coffee

[ivory grail]

this has been the second big accident that happened on my street in less then 2 day

[toxic hawk]

Addiction is a bad thing

[ivory grail]

first was a major wreck totaling a car and almost crushing a guy