#general_chat
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Get out
does it makw them listen
@stone meadow just in case
<@&671452400221159444> they can help you
yeah just don't talk about your real feelings in there and should be able to get out

what a freak
Ur getting shot on sight
probably yeah
hey its you
fr
never been in the ward but ive had a few exes who were and the unanimous decision is that it sucks

it is me I'm styling like this
i was doing research from a video about state execution and tbh getting shot would be the best option
I feel close to evolving
and everyone will just fake it till they can leave
what does this mean
Lethal injection will soon be outlawe
"humane" executions are so much worse
dude lethal injections are fucking shit
they add a paralytic now so that people dont see the inmates struggling
dont knock it till you try it
the most humane thing you can do is put a bullet between their eyes. They don't feel it, you dont hide it
honest in its brutality
fr
Why a bucket
the only reason its not used is the image of it
I feel like we should like harvest the organs of the people on death row
auto correct is my own worst enemy remember
oh
like don't wanna waste the good organs you know
how my horse be staring when i send that mf off the throat of the world
how abour lets not dehumanize already dehumanized people
If they arent human just get rid of them
no humans involved.....
we talking about eating things
eat another entire pizza
we are now
okay deep fry hana
Pretty sure there are thriller movies along the same line.
YOURE GONNA LOVE OUR PIZZA
hey for mods do i just gotta install them as the host, or does my friend need to too
If the server is Steam-hosted, as are the mods(Workshop), they'll be automatically prompted to download them when trying to join you.
Pizza is good
yeah off steam, okay thanks! saves the hastle of looking at every single one
But i hate papa John's, domino's
me asf anyway im gonna blow my shit smoove off @vague thicket DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
still waiting for the day if reckoning
wolf of wall street?
no
nope
why is the shit holy
wat
theyre both micheal douglass
thats probably why you got confused
I have a echo on the 30th and god I don't want to do it
Because people with severe constipation are often heard praying feverently until it passes.
no I just remember both protags had the same actor
Ive never been constipated before
Epic movie.
He also never once falls down. So movie name is BS
movie was ok
Im about to evolve
Wait. Is your pfp Shampoo?!?!?!?
its way to woe to the white man
Yes
I love you
Original 80s one
Did they have some sweets alcohol

I grew up watching ranma 1/2 the new remake is good but mappa changed the art style alot
I know!!! I have Ranma 1/2 on VHS
Hard same
at the end he does wdym
Rumiko takahashi’s newer art is too shiny and pointy
I miss her softer art in the 80s and 90s
First anime waifu crush
Nihao
Right before making Inuyasha, Ranma 1/2 made her the 10th most wealthy woman in Japan
Wo-ai ni ranmaaaa
I have all the OG manga too
Kapow
Ranma inspired dragon ball z
Dragon ball classic was tied to rumiko in alot of ways too
It was a smash hit.
All my VHS are copies of copies lol. Anime clubs back then had like 5th generation VHS tapes
Bulma appears in space invader lum
i know movies, brother
are you a movie man?
You prolly know that anime with thr goat eared alien girl and living ships too then :3
seto kaiba 
Or tenchi. Everyone loves tenchi
i am a movie man
ur a third rate duelist with a forth rate deck
anyone wanna play since my friends are gay n wont get this game
what does thay even mean
My favorite animes are
heart of the cards? more like heart of my ass
I’m gay and I play
i am gay too
its called stacking the deck asshole
Trying to find balance between being sad because I’m lonely and being sad because I’m tired of being bothered is rly hard tbh
You are now in my best friend list. 10/10 vibe test passed
good for you pal
Bastard! Anime?
Bought the album on CD!
dark schneider
Lodoss is “meh” to me
old 
Should I sleep or watch Netflix
The way they talked is stereotypes os hilarious tho. Like thinly veiled racism. Super funny
Wait until the stoner elf shows up
Whats ur favorite ghibli film
insane
Watch the others
watch the others
Spirited is overrated
fr
Its good but overrated
I rate howls moving castle leagues above it in storytelling
i recommend porco rosso
And howls is a newer one
watch every movie except porco rosso and tales from earthsea
Nausica of the valley of wind is so good
tbh i didnt like howls moving castle
Howl is so hot
not as much as i thought i would
Hes like so my type
i like the art and music
better a pig than a facsit
Moving castle
Vibe check passed
The cgi still holds up as some of the best ever more than 20 years later
theyre not "the best" but i really liked it
I like kiki too. Super cute but more kids show. Castle is good for whole family
totoro
Kiki is for kids 100%
ur not him
i loved it tho
2nd fav

I've been him for 10 years
Totoro is a classic and i loved how it got super dark near the end
The presumed death of the sister
hai chat!
where's the payment plan @karmic jetty
hai cake
hello.
Ghibli is like that.
Faceless hands coins out for a reason. Not many people know WHY
how ish uus
Castle in the sky is probably my favorite ghibli movie
Laputa…
It felt so surreal to watch
Lotta meta. The old lady is a madame
wat we talking about?
Old movies
old ppl talkin bout the good ol days
while I was tripping I was convinced the black door that howl goes through is WW2 and since the planes in the movie are bullet shaped they're in some splinter dimension that the bullets pass through in the war
what is this disgusting creature
actually scratch that it will look amazing on my wall
Wait til u see pom pom poko
thats lokiel
My mom cleaned my eyebrows with a shaver
now i got a red spot in the middle of my damn cranium
OH SO NOW I'M HIM
I dont need more convincing ight

gave me a damn bullseye
cmon man
zozo why did you make the noise
i cant watch movies past the late 90s, they are so weird for me
fr
My favorite disney movie is big hero 6.
mate what
buh
wall e
And i grew up on classic disney movies
his greed will consume him
Nvm
you cant watch movies past? or pre?
I loved big hero 6 sooooo much tho
You reminded me of Wall E
Like when that movie came out i was so invested
Cannot disrespect Wall E
zombieland is so gud though
Tallahassee
neverending story
its weird, the audio just sounds weird with old movies, and it makes me feel weird
Some of the best film are crazy old
WHAT
genuinely malding
cant watch pre 90s?

removing the entire history of cinema from your library?
thats cus she wants color in her movies
what do you have left? moana 2?
color wasn't invented till 2000
Being legit here. There’s a movie in old school black-and-white that when people watch it today even in college? There are 100% convinced it’s computer generated.
i really cant, production is so different than todays standards, so going back is hard
Because the set pieces are all painted and the art is really trippy so the perspective is all screwed up. But people think it’s modern, CGI.
todays standard arent exactly good tho
ehh yeah
slop enjoyer 
the colouring? shit
the cgi? shit
the audo quality? shit
just cause its recent doesnt mean its better
all Quiet on the western front tho
mainstream movies are genrelly worse so idk what ur on about floof. At least the bad slop back then had some charm
i have never watched terminator, alien, rocky, etc etc
now its all data driven
Perspective really matters though. Like everybody may be familiar with the story of the hunchback of Notre Dame, but if you read the book? It’s so melodramatic it’s funny.
Kinda like sparkly vampire level of silly
guys this is clearly ragebait
buh
Rocky was peak
thats crazy

whos that
The newest alien movie is actually pretty decent
jesus christ
I dont remember celebrity names at all
very big filmmaker
Show me a clip of a movie
hes a filmmaker
I wish they’d reboot the starwars movies and follow the comics more closely
MARA JADE
tbf Im not a names guy, youd havw to name a movie they did
Id miss the old cast but starwars deserves better than the sequel movies
MARA JADE
Stink I donr remember people's names im sorry 🙄
he's every good directors favourite director. Quentin tarantino? George Lucas? they both love him
ill send one rn
just trying to find a sfw one
Oh quentin
Whats up chat
I have the dark empire comics. In mint condition.
Hi Cake the stinker
I remember tarantino
I think the comics portrayed vader returning as the chosen one much better
I remember that one Tarantino movie where a lady blows up a theater full of germans
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peak mentioned
There’s a reason why multiple generations of people cried during an episode of the Mandalorian. Because it brought back literally decades of memories, that Disney completely neglected.
Old movies being restored is hella cool
theres a crapton of lost media out there
Seven samurai also, has multiple remakes, and multiple anime versions. Such a classic movie.
Hot take but the last of us could have been the best zombie game to tv adaptation of all time if it had competent directors
gregg araki, john waters, arika kurosawa, masahiro shinoda, jean luc godard
peak directors
The second game is underrated and overhated only due to what happened to joel
u forgor me i wrote general chat
Ellie is an amazing character and its a great revenge story
1954
lmao
Not a hot take it all. I think the same thing could be said for fall out.
Or Willow.
Ever seen the Willow TV show? Even the costumes are so bad you can see the plastic arrows…
zo is such a shit writer
writing != directing, zozo
Fall out tv show is great and has amazing ratings

I hope they dont ruin new vegas
the characters are so 1 dimensional
The witcher needs a fresh tv show not made by netflix
The walking dead needs an animated adaptation
When i was a kid
yeah dude
the walking dead needs frank darabont 😭
Oh
walking dead needs to have more walking dead and not yapping alive
I seen it
but camp needs to be self aware
it was kinda goofy
so real
true
I’m not sure if I can pull up on him is great? So much as just really high lol.
Cause I don’t think Dune would’ve been successful.
Call classic yes, but good? Not likely.
i think its just a goofy movie
the first season and a half of twd was so peak
and then it slowly got turned into the corniest shit imaginable
imagine that movies like the fly used to be peak horror
Only episode 1 of twd was good for me as a comics reader
wild
which one
I love twd season 1
its so good
I was so scared of the fly when i was a kid
the grimiest of ricks
he didnt direct dune...but fair enough-its a subjective opinion of mine
Approved. Example to apparel writing, and directions changed. You’ll notice that they change the method of their storytelling.
And that’s when the entire series dropped because they would leave on a cliffhanger, then make you wait virus six episodes, which is literally a month to a month and a half before circling back around.
They lost literally millions of fans because of the way they change the story direction
im a better father than you rick 😈
I watched all the way to season 9 or 10 and dropped it
Comics are so much better
i lowkey cringed at every cheating scene
cause shes a mother, and she just moved on like that
the only part that scared me was the ending with the fly human in the web
carl is the mc in the comics
I like his movies. I’m talking about if he got to make Dune.
Because that was the original plan. It would’ve been weird and trippy, and they would’ve tried to make it weird and trippy, which I think would’ve been a disservice back then
corl
THEY DID CARL SO DIRTY
CORL
FUCK THEM FOR WHAT THEY DID
🪸
literally ruined the entire purpose of twd's story
carl is supposed to be the main character in the end
All of ricks sacrifices were for carl to have a good life
We don't kill the living corl
not written off in a very clearly rushed death
i see, i think i disagree, only cause i know i wouldve fucking hyped for it lmao
Carl in the comics also goes to a very dark places. I was hoping they were gonna do that in the show because they started to hint at it when he was playing with zombies.
Carl in the comics is so cool
Ok but that first time rick goes to atlanta
Why is there a completely empty road when rick first enters but as soon as he turns a corner
boom a horde
insult to injury was unceremoniously killing the guy he died to save
Yeah, I like trippy films too. But that’s also because I’ve done acid more than once specifically to enjoy movies intended to watch while on acid.
Negan in the comics is better written too
Negan in the show is only good because jeffrey dean morgan is a good actor
i will admit i fw them turning carol into a beast instead of random fuckoff fodder who dies 3 chapters in basically
If it was any other actor negan would have flopped in the show
Carol was so weird in the comics
real lmao, it is a subjective list as i said, the movies/directors may not be "good" but theyre my favourites
yeah the comics were definitely interesting at times
i didnt even like the stalker ending tbh
The finale cliffhanger also lost a huge audience.
After Negan dropped a baseball bat? I think the ratings for the following episode we’re down like 70%
At its peak they had some thing around 2 million people watching the show and then when I came back after that they had something like 100,000. Ratings were in the toilet.
but it was still 
robert kirkman has an obsession w making random characters into cartoonishly proportionate baddies
flanderizing is the word
also his writing w michonne in the comics was uhm. yeah it was something. i prefer the show version to say the least
yikes...
flanderization
like that ned mf?
its a real thing lmao
Flanderization is the process through which a fictional character's essential traits are oversimplified and exaggerated to the point where they constitute their entire personality over the course of a serial work.
The term Flanderization was coined by TV Tropes, in reference to Ned Flanders of The Simpsons, who was increasingly caricatured over...
I think there’s an analysis of the ratings directly. Tied to the fake out death scene for Glenn as well. Because they let that cliffhanger sit for something like four episodes straight? People all over the Internet or theorizing that it was a fake out and everybody was proven right and it pissed i’m off. They lost something like half 1 million viewers during those four episodes and they never came back.
i would rather another season of true detective with the og director
over all of twd
no the fans left when he actually died
a lot left before but they ALL left when he went
season 1 walking dead seemed fun though no?
which ironically was one of the few things they stuck to from the comics
hey did alot of the modders/mods quit or get taken down after b42 relase? it seems there arent alot of mods anymore
wasnt a fan
at least on steam workshop
That was the biggest hit. But the downfall was happening prior.
The writers and directors decided to split up each series with four orfive episodes, dedicated to one character, so having four orfive cliffhangers, they didn’t get answered until you watch the entire series really turned off a lot of viewership
28 days later is great
real
Better than twd?
instead of alpha zombie with a huge fucking shlong
28 weeks is ok 28 years is subjective
You can watch it in my Discord!
28 weeks was ok but too hollywood
yessir
28 years is a massive cope by the fanbase to defend the franchise that shouldnt have made it this far
cinematically its pretty decent but the fucking ending is so not good it hurts
Hollywood gave station wagons a bad reputation and i hate them for that
28 days later is actually really good. A lot of people don’t qualify it as a zombie movie, but it comes across a lot more realistic than most.
It’s technically an infection movie, not so much zombies
like i see people defending it SO HARD on tiktok and stuff
I hate you hollywood
like no bro its just bad
we did it we saved gravity falls
the rest of the movie was decent but like, idk
Shaun of the dead was pretty good
HAHAHAH
wait, do you know the reference, gurt?
i agree
you told me yourself
fuck yeah i did lmao
Ive seen this meme so many times
i will say i do not care if the infected in the 28 series are "alive" they will literally beat you to death on sight and i cant see why i should sympathize with them sorry
ok cool chip
if its me or them i choose me since im not braindead naked and feral
you're too desensitised from bombing orphanages
THEY ARE
let them be reddit mods
and you arent?
ik man
idk why they did that lmao
to show time passing?
at least get the man some boxers
helicopter when they run
its realistic but like
it just made me mildly uncomfortable
which ig is the point
but still
fr
just have some like, real raggedy barely held together clothes man idk
buncha naked zombies running at you hotdog mode
so the clothes degrades faster than the schlongs
The F-14 is preferred
this is known
justice for my boy erik 💔
yeah i agree, man, the full frontal nudity was odd lmao
i just think the whole movie was wack
yes dude
god that just put traumatic images in my head
I’m around usually
zombies with rotting hotdogs
bro pisses with his eyes closed
Im fuckin
oh
getting shwacked
HAHAHAHAHA
looks down and shivers his timbers
nah bro i piss sniper mode
uti
If Maverick can do it, that means I can do
be careful
28 days later was peak ten times over but the sequels are a steaming pile of dogshit
true
wouldnt it use the same mechanics
28 weeks after intro was the only good part of the movie
deploy pissing emoji!!
you're hearing the piss land
The eyeball scene makes me sad


Piss in the general direction of the noise of another pissing man
no
cross stream to produce laminar flow
i would feel bad for the people in the movie but they’re british :T
food so shitty they had to resort to rage induced cannibalism
I saw fries with a pea sauce
they absorbed him
another brother joins the piss cult
assimilation
the mass must become more
mushy peas is a staple
project zomboid
Eventually the oceans become yellow
why peas
british people are actually babies in a trenchcoat confirmed
I wish in the original meme it showed one additional blue shirt at the end

tell em twin
not sure man, mustve been accessibility
probably easy to grow and cheap
someone tell the brits that we’re not in the dark ages anymore and they can eat real food
you havent had chippies peas mate
ive only had canned peas
i swear they put cocaine in it
those are objectively awful
canned? peas?
The pea is stored in the pod
dude, of course theyre shit if theyre fucking canned
thats all i remember
your gonna have to let me try mushy peas and chips
but i just imagine that terrible canned pea flavor
eughhh
pea soup and bred is gud
i dont live in the uk bruv
we do have chip shops though
but no peas
i havent actually seen a chip shop
its not very american
but i also live in the midwest
chips
its a commonwealth + uk thing
those fuck
they do
[not mine]
that is the saddest display I've seen today
alr dude
Pot pies are hella good
pot pies?
Dude, look at mcdonalds
chip shops are cheap, fast and large portions
haven't seen macdonalds today
for the working bloke
I tried them
10 bob
They werent really good
wanka
Dont ask me
pies are fucking huge in nz
U cook the stuff put in them in a pot
cus theyre cooked in a pot
if you're a bakery you better have a pie selection that fucks hard
Pot pies have multiple steps to them
otherwise no tradie will go to you
French silk pie
potato top pie
MM POTATO
I love the strange root vegetable
every bakery man
tader
sausage rolls and pies
potatoes are the gods gift to us
You lucky bastard
and Id belive it
lmao
im a lucky guy
but i havent been to one in WEEKS
i love potatoes
potatoes are yummers
Yes very much
is there a way i can figure out which tile my sink is under?
rare video of zozo
i went into a server, but my mods arent there? did i do something wrong
i enabled them
are they added to your server
yeah you might have forgotten to add them to the server
how?
eh, they have to be both installed and enabled
RAAAAH
Rawr x3
POV : IF eletricity and twitter existed in 1701
🗣️
Gang I'm gonna be unemployed in 3 weeks LET'S GOO
Gonna commit work time fraud like crazy
Hey question, do anyone know how to do? Custom respawn ?
I dont get it
does this mean the hasnurgs are socially regressive?
That their generaly worse
since 1701 is the start of the spanish war of succesion
Where?
weiner dog
nvm
am eeping for a minute
We are all time looping. Problem is, every day gets worse cause someone keeps fiddling with the events.
Each loop is worse than the previous. 1,000 loops or less and everything goes poof
so many people have tried to kill a certain mustached german, he had to kill himself to die
a plot to a book I read once
thats stupid
I'm going to play PZ at 5:30 p.m.
South korea huh? My favorite person is currently there with her brother.
And will probably stay for the next few months
Isn't it like almost 4PM there?
It's 4p.m here
So I was right
No no no I was incorrect it's 3p.m
2:54
Oh?
It's 7:54 here, she told me our time difference is 8 hours
Not sure if south korea has two timezones then
anyoen wanna play or smth bored as shit
No Korea use same timezone with Japan
They do? Wow
But I'm still a bit confused, i guess I'm just gonna ask her
Violence
Yoooooo anyone willing to teach me how to play?? I just bought the game
Installed a 14 piece security system from ring, pretty easy and the base station meshes with my router pretty good
24/7 monitoring
Whole House secured. Hooray for my peace of mind during the days to come!!

Yay!
This is where Lou updates us in a couple of weeks with pictures of automated turrets on his roof
Never stealing my car again istg
Now install barbed wire and schizo warning signs around your house
Would it be illegal to hang up a dead bunny in front of your house?
"officer, i do hunting as a hobby"
I heard there’s a new law where I don’t need “no trespass” sign and I can just put purple line on a tree
Seen some purple lines before, but only in the country
But yeah, with our house being burnt down before in the past by someone — threats recently by shitty family for arson of my current home, AND my car being stolen? Yeah I’m pulling all the breaks
It’s not happening again.
Detroit 🥀
ive lived in "high threat" neighbourhoods with armoured police patrols but this is wild
Texas on the Dallas side be new Detroit for real
Fuck yea you better mean it serious
Yes, by my Mom’s brother
Some old family history there being dug up from the grave after her death. Though having it happen to me before I’m not taking it lightly 🤣
Fuck em
you have the murder bot 3000 walking around your house patrolling for threats with "high crime rates" [its actually decreasing exponentially] but i accidentally walked into someones house once and just got free dinner
fear culture is baby shit
Nah misanthropic behavior is based
ok mr timmy tough knuckles
kill me first
🤫
im sure one shot with a real recoil gun will make you piss your pants
and i didnt do anything man but 
it fuckin' sucks here
I can't stand being outside anywhere outside of overtly public spaces because I always feel like I'm being watched and judged
Idk bout fear culture, but I’m not going to sit idly by when threats come through, double when my car gets stolen — which is part of my livelihood
Why so ad hominem
home onto deez
Did I personally insult you
you're not the problem here, it's the system at fault
He'd just want you to watch if a burglar enters your home
man you're delusional
(obviously satire)
sorry mate
shits fucked
We ended up finding our car before police did, and it was literally like 6 blocks away from where we told the officer
Protocol is to “check traffic cams” but they advise us if it’s not found within the first few hours it can’t be found??? Check the streets damnit!! We did that and found the car ourselves within the hour
Police work absolutely sucks here
lmao
yeah, thankfully i live somewhere with some nice protected forest lands, so there are places you can go and destress and enjoy the outdoors
nice
i do not trust them...for obvious reason that i will not disclose in a pz discord
sorry about your shit man
sounds rough
I don’t trust them either, just takes one with a power trip to ruin your day, or worse
Don’t like calling them less I absolutely have to 😆
Police are always a hassle
fr
They can be pretty bipolar from what I've seen
Either really kind and helpful people or straight up assholes
God fuck
odd my other server is talking about guns
🤤
very weird
I love guns though
people talking about things is truly odd
why do they do that, must be some weird conspiracy
I also love guns, god i wish getting a license for sports shooting wouldn't be so expensive
Every server is on b41
I mean that I can join
One told my dad to “go to hell” because Dad had asked him if he was an office worker and when he said yeah dad said: “so they got you over here because you ain’t got nothing better to do?”
They were arresting my mom at that time for my sisters Toys being in the yard all messy like
In what world do kids put things back perfectly every time, or we have the time to do it for them? Court threw it out QUICK
Obviously
??
Why is it a felony to have toys scattered around in the backyard
It’s not, it’s a citation and ~250 to ~500 dollar fine
??
This is just a comical level of totalitarianism
Racketeering for the City so they can make money to paint the FUCKING TRASHCANS in the BACK ALLEY of Main-street
i added mods and still theres none on the server?
idk then mate ask in #1019767076094758924
I’m serious when I say painted trashcans, like fucking murals and shit
Murals on a trash can
🥀
I'd only live in rural places or in bumfuck nowhere if I would live in America
Ngl
What is this
juice wrld lyrics in bio, the last game you played with xbox was minecraft android, 5 total wins in fortnite at almost 56 hours playtime
Someone spam false reports on me
sure bud lmao
This is Bumfuck America’s attempt at getting rich and I think all it does is piss everyone off except those who can afford a landscape crew and housekeeper
Juice they're gonna search the plane
It was I even had a video on my tiktok and people who took screenshots before it was banned
you should really remove your epic games account tag, and your other accounts cause i already know what region you live in
not hard to narrow it down with metadata
Idc
Yuh
I really don't care dude
Ehy are you doxing kids brah 
im just sayin
What are you gonna do? Come find me?
security reasons man
I honestly wouldn't give a fuck if someone dropped my location
im not going to do anything lmao, like what? fly to wherever he lives?
Like, come here bro. Imma invite ya, let's have tea and cookies
just sayin, internet safety

Antarctica?
If my grass hits higher than 13 inches I get fined $500, oh wait you mean not just grass but weeds too?
The most infuriating thing is being fined for shit like this and the city not having their shit in order all over town. So it’s okay for them but not for us

No there's landing strips there
that means its easy to kill you without anyone knowing
That's cool
Ain't no one is killing bro 🥀
Please do?
why did they censor cocaine lmao
My feets hurt ;-;
What did you do
im not trying to scare you man, its just wild that people put this shit in their fucking bios
Its probably stolen from tiktok
i mean your ebay?
His EBAY?
brother why are you connecting your fucking ebay account
Stand
People try that too often I'm not scared of shi
I be stood
You can integrate your EBAY?
Yes I did
apparently man
Check my bios
ok tough guy like i said
I got everything linked cause I'm tired of talking to people, if you wanna know me go there
WHY THE FUCK DO YOU NEED TO CONNECT YOUR EBAY?
The shit you can connect is wild
Only thing I fear from the internet is DDOS, you wanna fuck with me… take away my games 
Free advertisement cause a lot of people look at my bios
why are you on discord looking for mp servers if you dont want to talk to people
Fucking PayPal???
and how is anyone going to learn anything about you from your 1.6% fortnite win rate
I mean for getting to know me proposes when I'm gaming I don't talk I just play and try to tag team
Who the fuck is connecting pay fucking pal???
Gotta get comfortable with them first, little social battery needs to charge 
I rarely place fortnight
pfft
Me fr
you have 60 hours in it
Yes
Not playing
Just background on my ps4
ahhah all good mate
Nah I was citing myself this can’t be you 
That 60hrs was spent on the locker screen while I was watching YouTube on my laptop
Impasta
you have 333 played matches
Whatever gng 🙂↕️
I was going to write something smart, but gave up mid way because I have absolutely no clue
Over the course of 3 years
ok dude
Don't be smart around me
:(
I'll go for the kneecaps if you do
Jeez lmao
:)
Legs are overrated
Why does the colon look so weird
My legs still hurt
ai generated
What's wrong with my colon?
I clean the whole keyboard
same
Its thick
cleaning keyboards is satisfying as fuck
I clean it with water in a bathtub
Should get a can of compressed air
Fr
i just cleaned my laptop yesterday
i love being old
back pain from just bending down and cleaning
Get an air compressor and rupture your intestines
dude
cold burns up your ass
Up yours mate
try to shove down on the skibidi? with cold burns? terrifier 3
None of these words are in the dictionary
but they are in the bible
It's been a year since I did so
does your keyboard smell like rotting food? do you pick up crumbs with every press of the key? does it rattle like a toy?
some paper towels, some soapy water, a cloth towel
EA skate 15 years ago : Controll and authority is bad you cannot ban people from expression people with skateboarding
EA skate now : Your not allowed to tell your mom about whats happening in the playtest
Alcohol and paper towels
your place?
How do you not get disgusted by the gamer gooch
true but im assuming he has no cleaning equipment
fr dude
when i see that thin layer of dust on my fans after a few weeks-deep cleaning time
I just rub alcohol over my keyboard and mouse every week
And wet tissues
Works like a charm
over? you dont open up the stomach and rummage through the intestines?
Its alienware laptop
In future 100%
You should just throw it in a bathtub
Skate 16 years ago : Vandalism is acceptable if what your destroying was just trying to limit your freedom for the sake of it
Skate now : big youtuber make tone of content on the game and everyone knows what it looks like, but if you share a clip with your friend we will ban you
Any time I breathe on it the ufo has a chance to die
🥀
Hardly
Should see my chair dude
your chair? my guy
The color is faded away during the sweaty sessions
my old gaming chair broke multiple of my tshirt because it was low quality and the fake leather and metal broke creating tone of sharp angle that would stab into me
@vague thicket
I dream of a gaming chair
All I have is an office chair with a stubby back and a broken wheel
dude
It's nearly as expensive as an ps4 here 
office chairs > gamer chairs
'gamer chair' is a stupid price gauge for shitty quality
I have acquired a few for free through less legal means and I would still return them
The hell am i looking at
you monitor
Actually my phone
maybe you're reacting to the thing reflected back at you
I wish they weren't reflected sometimes
erhm, actually its a mirror
i have a gif of someone removing their eye but
you can imagine it
Correction, I yearn for a good office chair
Hell, I just yearn for a good chair
Might as well get a plastic outdoor chair
gotta get up and walk around instead
They do? 
yes lmao
get up and lay your sniffer on your throne
what.
You cannot be for real
what mate
I haven’t bothered to get up to fart in ever
wtf
My chair is probably rancid then
take fat whiff brother
Welp at least office chairs are cheap
20 bucks and we’re ballin again
No
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