dont tell him
#general_chat
toxic relic
its a card game
plush cobalt
Eating some spinach rn. You can feel jealous if you'd like I wouldn't blame you
onyx igloo
cmon dude really
neat moat
why are you talking to us instead of getting an education
umbral berry
Okay I will search in google
onyx igloo
why are you talking to us instead of getting an education
i dont need one, they sent me to war as a barbarian
strange beacon
Eating some spinach rn. You can feel jealous if you'd like I wouldn't blame you
not jealous, i got quesadilla
tender igloo
believe it or not people have different likes and dislikes 
toxic relic
Eating some spinach rn. You can feel jealous if you'd like I wouldn't blame you
ben loves spinach
plush cobalt
not jealous, i got quesadilla
The spinach is a precursor to Burger
plush cobalt
ben loves spinach
No.
toxic relic
believe it or not people have different likes and dislikes <:bugcapoooop:1314082...
people only say this when they disagree
neat moat
ben loves spinach
Ben Dover?
toxic relic
ben the snake
strange beacon
believe it or not people have different likes and dislikes <:bugcapoooop:1314082...
you know you can say that you like the conjuring
toxic relic
dont be lewd gurt
neat moat
god
tender igloo
people only say this when they disagree
what? lol i like it i dont care what people say
toxic relic
delete this
onyx igloo
delete gurt
neat moat
delete this
Im sorry Dave, im afraid I cannot do that
strange beacon
mods, eviscerate Gurt
toxic relic
ill kick you
plush cobalt
Some say “yes, and,” others recommend (when appropriate) “no, but,” my new school of improv is “no”
onyx igloo
ill kick you
like on the floor
toxic relic
yes
tender igloo
exactly
why does it matter if i like something and you think it sucks lol ... like thanks for telling me you think it sucks i guess? THANKS for shitting on something i enjoy
plush cobalt
You're welcome
toxic relic
i love shitting
onyx igloo
we know
umbral berry
School is going crazy
onyx igloo
me with my online classes
toxic relic
why does it matter if i like something and you think it sucks lol ... like thank...
would you eat your favourite food if someone shat on it
onyx igloo
would you eat your favourite food if someone shat on it
probably not
strange beacon
would you eat your favourite food if someone shat on it
nah i’d reckon not
plush cobalt
Is the shit metaphorical
strange beacon
i don’t like the taste of shit very much
tender igloo
would you eat your favourite food if someone shat on it
no im not telling people in this discord things i enjoy anymore lol
tender igloo
im goin back to pz chat theyre nicer
toxic relic
Is the shit metaphorical
if i walked up, dropped my trousers and dumped a huge cow turd on your chicken alfredo
would you eat it
tender igloo
strange beacon
im goin back to pz chat theyre nicer
pz chat is definitely less cancerous
plush cobalt
no im not telling people in this discord things i enjoy anymore lol
Fartass doesn't even like cheese dude
toxic relic
i fucking hate cheese
strange beacon
i have an aneurysm every time i check this chat
onyx igloo
fartass probably eats beans on toast
plush cobalt
I personally will enjoy all the slop I like even if people think it's slop
toxic relic
i do not
plush cobalt
One of my favorite k-dramas is objectively not that good but who cares
umbral berry
i fucking hate cheese
Why?
strange beacon
that’s an absurd opinion
umbral berry
I really like cheese
toxic relic
it smells like sour piss and it tastes like rotting pus
frank comet
screm
strange beacon
bitches call me fidel castro the way i love dairy
umbral berry
It's fucking delicious
onyx igloo
gladly
plush cobalt
I don't see any royalty figures associated with other food groups
neat moat
I like it when the milk has the puss in it 😋
onyx igloo
lmao
strange beacon
dairy is gross
get a load of this guy
toxic relic
no loads
strange beacon
fartass are you lactose
toxic relic
no
strange beacon
you deserve to be
plush cobalt
I think the word intolerant is pretty important for that question
toxic relic
lactose intolerant? not physiologically
plush cobalt
Unless you were literally asking if he is lactose
onyx igloo
hes lactose
toxic relic
im a man made of lactose
neat moat
if you figure out the conditions milk is made
toxic relic
i must protect my kin
frank comet
where the foxes at?
neat moat
I wasn't exactly joking about the puss comment
toxic relic
you deserve to be
wouldnt change my life if i was mate, i dont eat any dairy
onyx igloo
i must protect my kin
your... lact-AID?!
frank comet
add foxes to PZ
onyx igloo
HAHAHAHAHAHA
umbral berry
go suck on a teet you big milk drinking baby
WTF
onyx igloo
HAHAHAHAHAGAGAGA
neat moat
add foxes to PZ
go away weirdo
toxic relic
your... lact-AID?!
at first i thought it was an aids joke but now i see it
plush cobalt
where the foxes at?
This is so me when I've been entrusted to watch my friend's pet foxes and unintentionally left the door open for 20 minutes
frank comet
This is so me when I've been entrusted to watch my friend's pet foxes and uninte...
SCREE
plush cobalt
I have no idea what that means
toxic relic
its a metal scream
frank comet
its a fox screaming
plush cobalt
I see
toxic relic
WTF
yeah? big baby
3 milk drinking dorks walk into the dairy isle, wonder what the punchline is
harsh vault
stop bullying children
onyx igloo
are babies really that big
umbral berry
Okay bye I'll take school class
onyx igloo
you can punt one
toxic relic
are babies really that big
idk man
onyx igloo
like a football
toxic relic
are they american football sized
toxic relic
stop bullying children
never
onyx igloo
yeah about
onyx igloo
is it evil
plush cobalt
Like save it from financial ruin or save it from being destroyed with people still in it
plush cobalt
Then it's basically a big trolley problem
onyx igloo
lets say hmmm, you save a hospital by kicking the antagonists baby
why would i save a big greedy corporation
toxic relic
Then it's basically a big trolley problem
indeed
onyx igloo
including the greedy bastards
toxic relic
no
hardy muralBOT
toxic relic
and they want to turn the power off and let people die because of insurance money
onyx igloo
sounds a bit gross and may cause trauma
young kelp
holy fuck 9 xp left
lvl 4 ain't gonna change much tho
toxic relic
sounds a bit gross and may cause trauma
to the people? yes, theyll all die
the execs want them to
but you have the ceos babe
limpid nacelle
lvl 4 ain't gonna change much tho
its still closer
i want to be able to post images ffs
onyx igloo
id rather kick an executive
toxic relic
do you curb stomp it
onyx igloo
babies dont really do anything
young kelp
its still closer
not for long, Mods cut his XP!
toxic relic
id rather kick an executive
this is true
onyx igloo
you gotta have a fair fight
onyx igloo
exclude the baby and im in
limpid nacelle
not for long, Mods cut his XP!
insert gif of emoji vanishing
toxic relic
i do like your thinking though
bronze moat
toxic relic
ill kill the ceo and shareholders + the baby
toxic relic
but what if i wanna teach the baby to donate all the money to charity
so you're gonna try and raise a baby?
that kidll probably see that you killed their parents and want to kill you
onyx igloo
i just said teach it to donate to charity
bronze moat
onyx igloo
that kidll probably see that you killed their parents and want to kill you
you think a baby has memory
toxic relic
i just said teach it to donate to charity
erhm, thats not how kids work
onyx igloo
im one
toxic relic
no
onyx igloo
i say the truth
toxic relic
well yes
toxic relic
ponder makes this more weighty than it is
tender igloo
https://tenor.com/view/bread-gif-5424548246765185565
lol im like a oblivion npc, ill remember this you little fartsmack
bronze moat
toxic relic
ok poopers
if you're an oblivion npc ill just abuse your pathwalking and force you into lava
onyx igloo
i loved when they got flung
young kelp
just saw a video on dd2, it is apparently very possible to beat the final boss using only 1 Leper
the guy is still a menace in dd2
it does require specific items to work tho
hardy muralBOT
toxic relic
hardy muralBOT
toxic relic
this is like seeing your teacher irl
limpid nacelle
this a good mod
runic fulcrum
how do you rotate the screen?
runic fulcrum
like
certain objects are blocked by other objects, i want to rotate the X and Z axis so i can see
runic fulcrum
loll
toxic relic
fixed isometric view
hardy muralBOT
runic fulcrum
i mean its just silly that a game thats been in EA for 10 years is missing basic functionality; game is probably never getting finished
94% on steam is wild
another valheim i guess, or valheim is another pz
plush cobalt
Basic functionality (something not possible in the engine)
young kelp
PZ ain't like don't starve
rain mango
i mean its just silly that a game thats been in EA for 10 years is missing basic...
Fixed camera angles have been a thing since games were created
plush cobalt
2D games are just missing the basic functionality of 3D
rain mango
2D games are just missing the basic functionality of 3D
Guys undertale sucks cuz u cant rotate the camera omggg
Guys super mario sucks cuz u cant rotate the camerasa
Most of the biggest games in the world still use a fixed camera
young kelp
speaking of game functions
what I found weird is that Dota 2 has floor levels
sure there's up and down
but there's a higher up and a lower down
like your hero can be under the floor
or over the sky
a bugs can occur like one hero's skill
just travels insanely slow while you are underground that it takes minutes before the skill can end touching something or reaching its max distance
dim cloak
finally reached 365 day streak in Duo. Now I can finally stop using Duo!
thin wedge
wrong
young kelp
thin wedge
whats the deal with airline food
Why does everyone scream when i be eating wings on a flight
polar kernel
Why does everyone scream when i be eating wings on a flight
its the broke mf's weeping at the sight of wings they couldn't afford
young kelp
plane foods are highly overpriced
I bought a small bottle of juice for almost like 3$
outside the plane that thing's worth less than 1$
dim cloak
Man I miss Regular Show
https://youtube.com/shorts/_mxN9PlSN-8?si=rVMD2ol0dUlF35XQ
ivory grail
She fucking hate the children outside
young kelp
dogs are weird
thin wedge
She fucking hate the children outside
let her eat
young kelp
the one we have starts barking when I get out of my room while she's in the other room
young kelp
despite her just seeing me go out and in the other room a few minutes ago
dim cloak
Fresh, homegrown Cuclambets
toxic relic
2D games are just missing the basic functionality of 3D
dude probably only plays fortnite
cant handle style
said style
thin wedge
Fresh, homegrown Cuclambets
arby 🤢
toxic relic
shit marks for drip
young kelp
said style
thin wedge
the assless jeans chaps
toxic relic
theres a jockstrap mod
toxic relic
they broke
young kelp
how tf
thin wedge
what was the father doing to you
toxic relic
the condition got too bad so i just dropped them
toxic relic
what was the father doing to you
it was flooded with zombies coming for my soul
rain mango
https://tenor.com/view/hilarious-filthy-frank-laughing-hahaha-gif-19628468
LET ME GET SOOOME
LET ME GET SOME PUUUUUUUUU
polar kernel
wait im goated
neat moat
bro shidded himself
hardy muralBOT
frank comet
ack
toxic relic
bro shidded himself
its ok bro has a spare
toxic relic
yessir
neat moat
pong?
onyx igloo
it was flooded with zombies coming for my soul
FETCH ME THEIR SOULS!
toxic relic
let me check
neat moat
call of duty blackops
plush cobalt
This must have been like 2 years ago now but I once was prototyping a mod that made the vanilla video game item playable with little minigames
plush cobalt
That & the arcade machines. I only made Snake as a test game but was gonna create one for the two (I believe) vanilla arcade cabinets
toxic relic
yoooo dude thats a thing now
theres a mod that adds an arcade machine with a mini game as well as an msdos computer with games
plush cobalt
Fr? With playable games, or just a play interaction?
dim cloak
i want a mod that allows you to actually play pz in pz
plush cobalt
Oh wow, nice
neat moat
but can it run doom?
toxic relic
the arcade machine i have
dim cloak
i want a mod that allows you to actually play pz in pz
like a vm mod
toxic relic
like a vm mod
lmao
neat moat
unfortunately doom came out too little too late
toxic relic
toxic relic
yessir
plush cobalt
Absurd
toxic relic
it only works on your side but its fun
plush cobalt
One could pretty easily hook this up to a discord bot with button interactions for each edit, but idk whether it'd show the gif updates
Maybe not if it doesn't show for others as is
toxic relic
wdym
neat moat
I keep typing in the commands and all it does is zoom in/out of the gif
neat moat
ill try again later as of now im having an issue crafting an item in zomboid
toxic relic
idk what you mean by zoom in and out
slow bramble
indie stone updates 42 super fast so i bet we're in for a big update this month
compact spoke
ANYONE ELSE HAVING ISSUES WITH WORKSHOP MOIDS AFTER THEY UPDATE?
frank comet
ANYONE ELSE HAVING ISSUES WITH WORKSHOP MOIDS AFTER THEY UPDATE?
if you mean updating from B41 to B42, yes, most mods will break
mods have to be specifically written for B42 to work on B42
bronze moat
i want a mod that allows you to actually play pz in pz
It exists. Roxy has a copy of project Zomboid
toxic relic
simple farmer man
agile void
is pre-alpha early enaught to hope dev listen to feedback and completly overall their art style
toxic relic
lmao
bronze moat
@dim cloak PZ video game, poster and t-shirt! Was a game being made in 1993 right before the world ended apparently.
Roxy got herself a copy
onyx igloo
simple farmer man
do you bike around holding your watering can out for each plant
quartz nova
someone got a tutorial for setting up my own Dedicated Server?
toxic relic
do you bike around holding your watering can out for each plant
no im biking to shower
onyx igloo
how do you bike in the shower
toxic relic
i dont like using my house water for it so i go to the river
onyx igloo
oh
toxic relic
biking to the river
onyx igloo
i misread
toxic relic
lmao all good mate it was an odd sentence
the river is so close i just go there every week
the house water is for food, crafting and farming
even though i have so many fucking barrels
toxic relic
you wouldnt
onyx igloo
what if you put soap on the wheels and pedaled really fast
heavy ivy
the goal is to wash you, not the bike
onyx igloo
what if wanna clean both
onyx igloo
oh yeah
ivory grail
what if you just like eat the soap
onyx igloo
yum
ivory grail
I bet some taste really good
onyx igloo
irish spring
ivory grail
Would that just taste like a Irish person?
ivory grail
Beer or ppotatoes
onyx igloo
seems more like beer
heavy ivy
nah the potato one is the british import
onyx igloo
what if the potatoes are made into vodka
heavy ivy
what is this "wwyd"
onyx igloo
is it the russian import
onyx igloo
grand teton is idaho based distillery
lilac quarry
https://tenor.com/view/meme-memes-joke-jokes-lol-gif-2553214539749310019
I'm on a no-fly list so that can't be possible
checkmate
devout scroll
Zomboid
toxic relic
I'm on a no-fly list so that can't be possible
kathy griffin was on a no fly list before you were born
get a better flex 
bronze moat
I'm on a no-fly list so that can't be possible
Im pretty fly for a white guy
lilac quarry
I'm about to blow this dude's head off
bronze moat
lilac quarry
how dare he be int he river without my permission
lilac quarry
holy shit I used to watch this all the time
bronze moat
I'm about to blow this dude's head off
Ohhhh! I host a private lobby if you wanna play and be immune to online hackers
bronze moat
holy shit I used to watch this all the time
I’ve been marathoning it in my discord. Whole series is free on pluto TV :3
bronze moat
I mean I tried it once it was awful
I hate the trolls. Especially when they mess up $300+ missions.
Hence lobby manager.
bronze moat
holy shit I managed to shoot him dead onto his bedroll
You’d like the bounties in online. And the gemstone quests are fun too
lilac quarry
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
chrome jetty
kapopw
bronze moat
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
There’s a story mode too.
My fav mission is wiping out a cult. Lotta Midsommer vibes with flowers, creepy music, etc.
onyx igloo
holy shit I managed to shoot him dead onto his bedroll
wdym you just put him to sleep
agile void
holy shit I managed to shoot him dead onto his bedroll
Plagiarism
That used to be my thing
onyx igloo
like a respectful person
agile void
Shitposting rdr2
thin wedge
I'm on a no-fly list so that can't be possible
onyx igloo
grandma are you ok
agile void
yeah but I don't post 900 pics back to back
It’s because you don’t have an artistic soul like I do
thin wedge
grandma are you ok
lets eat grandma
onyx igloo
🤨
lilac quarry
goodbye
agile void
Tbh the « nice guy » cliche is funny because you’d imagine the people who’d would use their talking point would end up learning from the memes
heavy ivy
holy shit I managed to shoot him dead onto his bedroll
just a sleepy little guy
ivory grail
NO I'M A SLEEPY LITTLE GUY
polar kernel
Tbh the « nice guy » cliche is funny because you’d imagine the people who’d woul...
"nice guy" is just normal people speak, round these parts they're called chuds mhmm
agile void
Like they are hundreds of people who get trolled on the internet for calling themself « nice guys » with valid points, but people still do it
tender igloo
holy shit I managed to shoot him dead onto his bedroll
can you take his shoes?
agile void
"nice guy" is just normal people speak, round these parts they're called chuds m...
I do mean the nice guy talking point not the chud one
polar kernel
"waah she doesnt like me waaah" ok little chuddy its time to eat ur veggies now
thin wedge
"nice guy" is just normal people speak, round these parts they're called chuds m...
indeed
agile void
People who like say « oh girl only bad people even thos I’m a nice guy »
bronze moat
https://tenor.com/view/monk-monkey-skull-and-crossbones-gif-23765002
He knew him well
agile void
When they fail to understand that being nice to someone to get something out of them, is infact not nice
polar kernel
theyre usually also completely unhinged once they get what they want
zealous kraken
hey i need some help with my zomboid playthrough can anyone help?
polar kernel
god forbid they ever do
bronze moat
hey i need some help with my zomboid playthrough can anyone help?
When in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout!
agile void
theyre usually also completely unhinged once they get what they want
They call themself nice guy but if they looked good they would be assholes
polar kernel
see im like a nice guy except im completely fucking unwell and am only nice so i can steal from people when they invite me over !
zealous kraken
lets say im on the second floor of a building and i want to access the roof but theres no built stairs to the roof, is it possible to built stairs and destroy a part of the roof to get up?
polar kernel
youre literally a greek philosopher
polar kernel
holy fuck nice one
bronze moat
lets say im on the second floor of a building and i want to access the roof but ...
Yes.
Best option is knock out a wall.
Build floor tile. Step on floor tile, build stairs.
Makes a staircase on the outer wall of the building
onyx igloo
holy fuck nice one
thankings of thee
bronze moat
youre literally a greek philosopher
giggled in greek mythology major
agile void
see im like a nice guy except im completely fucking unwell and am only nice so i...
When I’m such a nice person I’m only nice with women I see as potential partner nicely but I treat people I’m not attracted too like shit
onyx igloo
thou..?
agile void
*giggled in greek mythology major*
Oh yeah your a Greek major? Who is Voltaire
polar kernel
im nice to everyone cause everyone has something valuable in their house that i want
onyx igloo
im nice to everyone cause everyone has something valuable in their house that i ...
i took your steam deck
polar kernel
i dont have one
onyx igloo
exactly
zealous kraken
Yes.
Best option is knock out a wall.
Build floor tile. Step on floor tile, ...
i cant do it from the inside?
polar kernel
idk who u robbed but it aint me
agile void
im nice to everyone cause everyone has something valuable in their house that i ...
Im nice to everyone because I am phisicaly weak and could not beat then if we fought
bronze moat
Oh yeah your a Greek major? Who is Voltaire
I mean the major is not called “greek mythology.” But that was my focus. And I have a degree in mythology and greek/roman studies
polar kernel
im not weak nor ugly i could be evil and get away with it (i am)
i get away with everything
bronze moat
Oh yeah your a Greek major? Who is Voltaire
Ummm. He’a french, not greek
agile void
I mean the major is not called “greek mythology.” But that was my focus. And I...
Oh yeah you know Roman’s very well? Why did Roman Von Ugern sternberg convert to Buddhism
onyx igloo
im not weak nor ugly i could be evil and get away with it (i am)
are you the good the bad or the ugly
heavy ivy
cool chip is all three
polar kernel
i throw my hands up put on my best italian american accent and go "woaaah heyyyyy im just doin my job heyy cmon im just a little guy!" whenever someone confronts me for my abhorrent actions
works every time
agile void
im not weak nor ugly i could be evil and get away with it (i am)
Im ugly and mhidicaly weak so i don’t get in situation i need to get away from
onyx igloo
force feed him italian food until he explodes
polar kernel
ive gotten in VERY few confrontations in my life cause im simply so lovable
HOWEVER
like 3 months ago i almost got banned from my favorite bar
bronze moat
i cant do it from the inside?
The roof will make the stairs turn red and un-buildable.
If you have a TON of materials tho do this:
build outside up to the roof. Access roof then destroy the tile you want the stairs to connect to.
NOW you can build the stairs.
You need the roof to have a missing tile to connect the staircase to.
zealous kraken
The roof will make the stairs turn red and un-buildable.
If you have a TON of m...
okay thank you!
agile void
ive gotten in VERY few confrontations in my life cause im simply so lovable
Opposite for me everywhere I went in my life people got confrontational with me and always were naturally hostile to me even when I never talked to them outside of absolute nececity
bronze moat
Oh yeah you know Roman’s very well? Why did Roman Von Ugern sternberg convert to...
Ummm.. he’s russian, not greek
agile void
Ummm.. he’s russian, not greek
He’s Roman
toxic relic
Ummm.. he’s russian, not greek
he's fucking with you
bronze moat
He’s Roman
Kinda. Baltic yes, but he was a “russian warlord” in history books
agile void
Didn’t Greeks called themself Roman until Hellenic nationalism that appeared in the 19th century
polar kernel
cause i was keeping a cigarette over my ear and walking to go smoke it and some LUNATIC fucking snatches it from my head and like, almost tries to do some high school bully maneuver where he like taunts me with it? and i was already piss drunk so i just grabbed his wrist and took it back and told him if he touches me again we're gonna have a problem
then the bar tender scolded me :( my favorite one too
agile void
cause i was keeping a cigarette over my ear and walking to go smoke it and some ...
Can’t happen to me
polar kernel
mind you i was losing that fight
strange beacon
then the bar tender scolded me :( my favorite one too
lol what that’s wack
agile void
I’m scared of bars
bronze moat
He’s Roman
Unless yer referring to someone else. The sternberg I know is the guy who served in the russian military in the early 1900’s
polar kernel
but i was drunk enough to just go for it
polar kernel
he was same height but about 100 pounds fucking heavier like
idk what i was thinking
but it worked
agile void
Unless yer referring to someone else. The sternberg I know is the guy who serve...
Yes but since he is Roman, and Greeks are Roman, and Greeks used to inhabit Asia, and Chinese people live in Asia too, isent he Chinese?
polar kernel
unfortunately my cigarette basically disintegrated in that little ordeal so i didnt even feel accomplished
what a weirdo dont touch me 💔
hardy muralBOT
agile void
he was same height but about 100 pounds fucking heavier like
Got a security job on the black until it got called off because they taught I was tough cuz I’m 190 for 230 pound, mind you idk how to fight and I’m phisicaly weak but ig it works for me
polar kernel
i want u to know that THRASH does security
sour gull
i want u to know that THRASH does security
i am STEALING
bronze moat
Didn’t Greeks called themself Roman until Hellenic nationalism that appeared in ...
More or less, but the “roman empire” is the more classic term used after the ancient greek empire fell to the more modern roman.
That political and spiritual shift just kept the name roman.
lotta greeks used the term hellens to refer to their older roots
agile void
I mean in security your not meant to fight quite the opposite
polar kernel
@vague thicket ur the worst fucking person for a security job ever but im so happy u have it
its too funny
agile void
But the employer still told me I taught i was taught
Complaining that the last guy was a very thin
polar kernel
shes like 5 feet tall idk who shes gonna stop from doing anything
shes getting pummeled to death
toxic relic
i want u to know that THRASH does security
id jog away from that empty building at a comfortable pace while thrash would be stuck huffing and puffing from smokers lung trying to put away the steamdick while suckin on a 3l monster
polar kernel
so perfectly accurate
bronze moat
I mean in security your not meant to fight quite the opposite
Seattle police will ARREST security guards for fighting or operating out of their assignment.
polar kernel
this is florida the sheriffs basically just condone shooting people for committing crimes in your vicinity
agile void
shes like 5 feet tall idk who shes gonna stop from doing anything
Got told once a guy he knew got his security permit suspended for 6 month because he one punch knocked out a guy that tried to assault him
bronze moat
IE if you are security at the music venue and a fight across the street at a bar breaks out, you can NOT interfere
agile void
Your not supposed to fight back as a guard
toxic relic
i mean yeah
polar kernel
i could smoke some crackhead at wal mart for shoplifting and probably get away with it
sour gull
i could smoke some crackhead at wal mart for shoplifting and probably get away w...
i wish i was american 🙏
agile void
you're just guarding
I felt like an angel standing in front of a Macdonald at 3 am
Like damn I’m of the most important security, the place would be damned without me
toxic relic
i wish i was american 🙏
you probably smoke ditch weed out of gaterade bottle bong behind the maccas in brisbane
onyx igloo
i wish i was american 🙏
no
toxic relic
i dont think you're shooting anyone
onyx igloo
you dont
agile void
I mean if I was to witness a crime I would immediately call my 7ft 400 pound of muscle collègue but yeah I’m protecting this place
dawn jewel
i wish i was american 🙏
sour gull
nah see right im not poor so it would actually be cool to be american
onyx igloo
that
toxic relic
pfft
onyx igloo
that applies to all countries
dawn jewel
Why is that so valid and depressing
sour gull
that applies to all countries
yeah but america is the greatest country on earth to be rich in
toxic relic
yeah but america is the greatest country on earth to be rich in
you're like that british guy in this server
the one with the tea emote in their user
polar kernel
everyone knows him
toxic relic
you know
polar kernel
how could we forget the british guy
toxic relic
with the pfp of the thing?
agile void
Id rather be Slovakian than American
polar kernel
yeah and his name is like words and shit
bronze moat
toxic relic
yes exactly dude
pale berry
I'd rather be a city 17 citizen than American
neat moat
Why is that so valid and depressing
where is your lamb
onyx igloo
Patrolling the Mojave makes you wish for a nuclear winter
pale berry
Not even political I just wanna kill civil protection
bronze moat
I legit want to leave America when my father passes away.
polar kernel
where is your lamb
thats MARY you fucking BUFFOON
neat moat
that was so unexpected
what mine?
polar kernel
you DOLT
toxic relic
yes
polar kernel
polar kernel
guess whose getting touched tonight!
polar kernel
i dont want to leave america i want to fix all of its flaws and make it better for my children!!!
pale berry
This is going in the out of context folder
zealous kraken
is a crate the best form of storage?
onyx igloo
i feel like the funniest way to leave a country would to just walk straight through it
neat moat
On a spitroast for gyro <:drunk:721361533271146537>
at least it isn't in a Minecraft boat
toxic relic
is a crate the best form of storage?
you mean with the most space? not sure tbh
onyx igloo
i think im braindead
HEY THATS MY JOB
toxic relic
it does increase depending on your level
polar kernel
i need to go back to therapy
dawn jewel
at least it isn't in a Minecraft boat
I got blocks i got ores watcha want
polar kernel
clearly it didnt fucking work
onyx igloo
well if it didnt
dawn jewel
Hop into the mineshaft hop into my mine cart
onyx igloo
why would you go again
polar kernel
I AM PLACING BLOCKS AND SHIT CAUSE IM IN FUCKING MINECRAFT
toxic relic
german dudes be like hop on mineshaft
onyx igloo
king kong ps2 game
my dumbass thought of that donkey kong game
polar kernel
no its like
polar kernel
idk how to explain this fucking game
onyx igloo
this one
polar kernel
you basically just play thru the peter jackson movie almost scene for scene
but its lowkey fun as hell
dawn jewel
OH MY GOD DONKEY KONG COUNTRY
polar kernel
and as a kid i was autistically obsessed with it
toxic relic
you basically just play thru the peter jackson movie almost scene for scene
this one?
toxic relic
just get the rom on an emulator brother
polar kernel
for coming out in like 2005 its so goated
the character models all have like a really weird level of depth to their faces
they all mog hard asf for no reason
polar kernel
dude that game fucked so hard
polar kernel
i stopped being obsessed with it and traded my friend for a copy of red dead revolver
analog plinth
As a Kentuckian if they ever add more central Kentucky I’d love to see the Versailles castle and some sorta theme park
toxic relic
replay it dude
polar kernel
at the time? really good choice red dead revolver is so fucking goated too
toxic relic
get some of your childhood whimsy back
analog plinth
Never played red dead revolver should I
polar kernel
its old as hell
tender igloo
yea
analog plinth
Also if you power it the rides should be able to work optimally
tender igloo
the horse balls shrink in cold areas
analog plinth
I wanna shoot zombies from a Ferris wheel
polar kernel
no thats red dead redemption
analog plinth
Running them over with a bumper car
polar kernel
red dead revolver is OLD OLD
toxic relic
the second one
polar kernel
like 2006 old
analog plinth
I know it’s a ps2 game
analog plinth
I actually have it installed on my retroid ive just not got around to playing it
polar kernel
i have the OG battlefront 2 on my pc i should just rebuild my entire library from when i was a kid
vague thicket
shes getting pummeled to death
I could only be so lucky
dim cloak
like 2006 old
*2004
analog plinth
Lego Star Wars is goated had it on ds as a kid
toxic relic
lego starwars was free a while ago
analog plinth
I think I got it free on epic a bit ago
polar kernel
still fun
sour gull
if it wasnt fun it wouldnt be very good propaganda
toxic relic
I think I got it free on epic a bit ago
thats the new one iirc
dim cloak
anyone here ever play yugioh gx beginnings of destiny on the ps2?
polar kernel
Lego Star Wars is goated had it on ds as a kid
me too i vividly remember being high on morphine getting stitches while doing the maul fight on my ds
dim cloak
anyone here ever play yugioh gx beginnings of destiny on the ps2?
best ygo rpg ever
vague thicket
this is florida the sheriffs basically just condone shooting people for committi...
I could’ve done this and gotten a gun permit but I don’t really trust myself alone in a quiet room with my thoughts and a gun :3
polar kernel
I could’ve done this and gotten a gun permit but I don’t really trust myself alo...
yeah thats a recipe for disaster
bronze moat
Lego star was was EPIC
dim cloak
best ygo rpg ever
(since it didn't make you the main character for once)
onyx igloo
i played lego star wars
bronze moat
Lord of the rings lego is epic as well.
The arrow to the knee joke had me rollin
onyx igloo
i dont know if it was the same one you're talkin about tho
dim cloak
I played both LEGO SW games on the gamecube
dim cloak
Lego Star Wars: The Video Game, and Lego Star Wars II: The Original Trilogy
bronze moat
Harry potter 1-4 were also epic. Ron screaming about beans all the time
I still got em! I got the entire gamecube library of games tho
Like 500 discs I think
surreal monolith
any idea what randomly causes NVIDIA ingame overlay to stop working mid playthrough?
bronze moat
https://tenor.com/view/harry-potter-pc-ron-weasley-harry-potter3pc-hp3pcron-gif-...
PEEVES IS IN THE GAME
dim cloak
Like 500 discs I think
grits teeth i had to rebuy my gamecube games, bc i had to sell them all to afford a wii. even then I was only allowed 1 console at the time, so i had to sell my gamecube too.
bronze moat
*grits teeth* i had to rebuy my gamecube games, bc i had to sell them all to aff...
I was poor. Just had an inside track is all
dim cloak
thanks mom and dad. FOR MAKING ME SELL POKEMON XD, FOR LIKE 50 BUCKS
onyx igloo
why were you allowed only one console
dim cloak
(for reference, pokemon xd is worth $700 now)
onyx igloo
sounds dumb
dim cloak
(by itself)
dim cloak
sounds dumb
bc parents.
bronze moat
I have a gen 1 Wii so it plays gamecube games.
Wavebirds (wireless controller) and hacked console so it has every Wii title on it.
lilac quarry
gottem
bronze moat
(for reference, pokemon xd is worth $700 now)
I got a zelda disc and was offered $3K for it recently
onyx igloo
hoard everything if you want money in the future
bronze moat
cool.
It’s the demo disc that has both OOC and majoras mask on it, along with the MASTER quest for OOC
dim cloak
It’s the demo disc that has both OOC and majoras mask on it, along with the MAST...
OoT but i got it
bronze moat
hoard everything if you want money in the future
Meh. I got a ton of star wars figures I bought in 1995 for $5. 2025 value: $3
dim cloak
hoard everything if you want money in the future
i do now
hardy muralBOT
dim cloak
anyway it's 11p/23 for me rn, so i'm gonna go for now. c ya
lilac quarry
bronze moat
I still have a valheim save file that has a starter home a friend built just months before he died.
My skyrim still has ramcoids mods.
PZ still has VFE on it.
Is silly but the mods are legit and I keep them as both cause they are fun, relevant and a memory of those who have passed away
bronze moat
*seething inside*
No need to seethe. I’m selling it to pay bills.
I’m covered for 3-4 months before homelessness
agile void
I wish the idea that spaces should be sanitized for all ages should be frowned upon
tender igloo
lol
dawn oyster
Guys what sandbox option allows me to know the whole map?
agile void
I think it should be unacceptable that game will just sanitize a non kid friendly thing to make it more corporate market
tender igloo
Guys what sandbox option allows me to know the whole map?
think its under character
chrome jetty
Kapow
dawn oyster
think its under character
I thought it was there but i dont see it
agile void
Im tired of having game be ruined to the point caracters dont even swear or mention dying anymore so the game is marketable to kids
tender igloo
I thought it was there but i dont see it
no i lied its under meta lol
harsh vault
hai chat!
dawn oyster
no i lied its under meta lol
Thank you :3
wanton lion
is there a wat to remove all your mods quickly? i just got back into zomboid but i have 300+ mods impossible to nagivgate through.
agile void
I feel like people should be outraged and pushed back against that, because not only it doas not protect kids it also make it worse for people who just want a game
agile void
is there a wat to remove all your mods quickly? i just got back into zomboid but...
Steal unsub all
molten nest
yall know any mods that work multiplayer b1
tender igloo
is there a wat to remove all your mods quickly? i just got back into zomboid but...
you can unsub them all either through properties or workshop
molten nest
b41
agile void
I feel like people should be outraged and pushed back against that, because not ...
This greed is harming people in every way, but I see so few people talk about this
ivory grail
god I still have no plan for this ship I'm more just slapping things on it
agile void
Trying to remove kids spaces by making every space a kid « acceptable » thing is horrible
tender igloo
yall know any mods that work multiplayer b1
#pz_b41_chat people in there might have modpacks they know of
wanton lion
rim world on pz chat is insane
tender igloo
Trying to remove kids spaces by making every space a kid « acceptable » thing is...
hey i need that to survive
i trip on air
agile void
hey i need that to survive
Need what
thin wedge
<#1333987643054227527> people in there might have modpacks they know of
dead chat tho
agile void
i trip on air
Do you really need games to have super complex emote wheel and pre made chat but absolutely no way to chat with someone directly so the game stays pg 3
toxic relic
Im tired of having game be ruined to the point caracters dont even swear or men...
i agree with you
tender igloo
Do you really need games to have super complex emote wheel and pre made chat but...
Oh lol. Nah i thought we meant irl then yes
Cause i cant count
wanton lion
hows the new update btw like on a scale od 1-10? just asking havent played since the new update
*before the new update
agile void
Oh lol. Nah i thought we meant irl then yes
Yeah the street should be safe for kids because kids belong here, kids don’t belong in other places full of teens and adult just because they made that space « kid friendly »
tender igloo
hows the new update btw like on a scale od 1-10? just asking havent played since...
I like it a lot just for animals, i think i have like 1200 on 42 and most of that has been just fucking around not doing any crafting. Theres a lot of changes as far as the pace of the game now but i like it
toxic relic
puppers whats 6 x 13 - without a calculator
agile void
Yeah the street should be safe for kids because kids belong here, kids don’t bel...
Kids need space where they are safe from non kid friendly stuff
Other people need spaces where they can act normally
wanton lion
I like it a lot just for animals, i think i have like 1200 on 42 and most of tha...
brother are you saying you have 1200 hours on b42?
tender igloo
puppers whats 6 x 13 - without a calculator
I dunno 29? Lol
tender igloo
brother are you saying you have 1200 hours on b42?
yah theres so much to do now
tender igloo
puppers whats 6 x 13 - without a calculator
dont ask me this dumb stuff lol
agile void
It’s absolutely terrifying some game have loot boxes but swearing is nowhere to be found even if it’s a game where that should happen
wanton lion
holy bro i had 400 on b41 before i wanted to uninstall
tender igloo
i have short term memory problems
thin wedge
Say it again
dead as hell
wanton lion
ITS NEVER OVER ALL MY BLOOD FOR THE SWEETNESS OF HER LAUGHTER
agile void
Like yeah, using mommy’s credit card to buy virtual cloathing? COMPLETLY kid friendly, someone saying fuck in chat? Absolutely not
last spoke
Funniest shit to ever grace YouTube comments
agile void
Im glad I grew up with gta V and some stupid corporate spaces
thin wedge
tender igloo
is that ur selfie
onyx igloo
i remember people screaming at me on xbox voice chat
thin wedge
unreal bane
I saw that fail.
thin wedge
Bro thought he could
lilac quarry
just gotta try again
heavy ivy
##
lilac quarry
dead link
tender igloo
yah sometimes they just lag
wanton lion
anyone remember the old xbos 360 mics you would put on one ear?
onyx igloo
I saw that fail.
onyx igloo
anyone remember the old xbos 360 mics you would put on one ear?
i remember the crunchy audio
wanton lion
bro it was so terrible
tender igloo
rip to all the xbox 360s that got the red ring of death
my friend got that haha
wanton lion
ITS NOT FUNNY
onyx igloo
rip to all the xbox 360s that got the red ring of death
just overheat them
toxic relic
rip to all the xbox 360s that got the red ring of death
i had to mail mine in
wanton lion
i did this and it exploded probs shouldnt of put it in the oven
toxic relic
i did this and it exploded probs shouldnt of put it in the oven
man
wanton lion
bake them in the oven
wow great minds think alike
thin wedge
toxic relic
you're supposed to take the mb
tender igloo
lol
toxic relic
and heat it
tender igloo
what is that
thin wedge
toxic relic
the issue with the red ring was with wiring
tender igloo
toxic relic
the "baking" melted the solder and sometimes fixed the issue
hence the meme
but i just sent mine in
lilac quarry
is that jessica
onyx igloo
the xbox got high and it cleared its mind
rain mango
The ps2 menu was sooo eerie
onyx igloo
and then it picked its life up
thin wedge
the "baking" melted the solder and sometimes fixed the issue
oh yeah i heard about the bake method
rain mango
I grew up with a ps2
thin wedge
tho some ppll just damage it further
wanton lion
lame i bit the bill and bought a new one which had the exact same problem "im a ps5 user now"
rain mango
And it had that terrifyingly weird nemo game on it
And ninja turtles
Oh and i had the original tony hawks
thin wedge
lame i bit the bill and bought a new one which had the exact same problem "im a ...
atleast you can play gta 6 before any of these loser here can
wanton lion
brother my granchild will die of old age before the game comes out
thin wedge
just play gta 4 again
wanton lion
you mean pz 1.0
SHHHHHHHHHH THE DEVS MIGHT HEAR YOU
WERE SORRY DEVS DONT SMITE US IM SORRY
toxic relic
they dont care
tender igloo
atleast you can play gta 6 before any of these loser here can
liar
tender igloo
LOL
wanton lion
they dont care
cap i got banned for 1 week cuz i @ the dev to many times
toxic relic
cap i got banned for 1 week cuz i @ the dev to many times
no fucking shit mate
tender igloo
i was justl ike i should just buy one to play it just to be a bitch
wanton lion
wanna see me do it again
lilac quarry
cap i got banned for 1 week cuz i @ the dev to many times
erm
I just checked and you're not in the logs
liar
thin wedge
lmao
thin wedge
he fact chexk it
rain mango
What if i ate pz 1.0 and thats why the devs cant release it
thin wedge
toxic relic
I just checked and you're not in the logs
dude went to logs_admin
wanton lion
bro i swear your lying
toxic relic
for a bit
lilac quarry
that's your unique UserID
tender igloo
bro i swear your lying
do you make those dolls in your pfp
toxic relic
respect the commitment
lilac quarry
tender igloo
id buy one
onyx igloo
can i bring out the set of cartoony hammers
thin wedge
dude went to logs_admin
he was just look at his furry stash
wanton lion
that's your unique UserID
ADMIN ABUSE BANNED
toxic relic
how is that admin abuse
onyx igloo
he abused his ego
wanton lion
ok chat time to get a dev in here and solve this im sick of this @urban tinsel
toxic relic
mate
lilac quarry
toxic relic
no one cares
rain mango
<a:nerd_glasses:1141898045856952400>
Did u eat my couch
thin wedge
as if dev have pings on
rain mango
Its got a you shaped bite in it
thin wedge
lilac quarry
as if dev have pings on
onyx igloo
i got ye 4 basic food groups
beans bacon whiskey and lard
wanton lion
dont worry my dad owns indie stone
agile void
I hate corporate virtue signaling, I especially hate when people don’t realize what their doing
wanton lion
I hate corporate virtue signaling, I especially hate when people don’t realize w...
nerd alert
agile void
In the new Tony hawk I wanted to wear a skirt despite making my character a dude, I could
wanton lion
kiel when we hopping on pz?
rain mango
Im going to evolve soon
agile void
In a other skate game, they are selling me the skirt for real money telling me their being inclusive by being gender less
thin wedge
Im going to evolve soon
i thought cake is the final form
what the fuck comes after cake
wanton lion
i think evolve means gain weight
polar kernel
whats going on! im scared!
rain mango
i think evolve means gain weight
Watch urself kid i have 9000 million power in ri
polar kernel
Watch urself kid i have 9000 million power in ri
rhode island
tender igloo
https://tenor.com/view/fat-belly-gut-tubby-weight-gain-gif-12140107756852866149
thats me
wanton lion
Watch urself kid i have 9000 million power in ri
budy i cleard out the riverside gas station dont fuck with me
rain mango
budy i cleard out the riverside gas station dont fuck with me
Im going to destroy ur house
thin wedge
WELCOME TO RHE UNDEGROUND
rain mango
How are your balls
polar kernel
stop no
wanton lion
Im going to destroy ur house
horde night already did 😔
polar kernel
agile void
In a other skate game, they are selling me the skirt for real money telling me t...
Idk what I hate more not being able to wear a certain cloathing because it’s gender locked, or having to pay for that cloathing with real money
wanton lion
Idk what I hate more not being able to wear a certain cloathing because it’s gen...
im wearing a thong right now man wear what you want
tender igloo
lol
bronze moat
I hate corporate virtue signaling, I especially hate when people don’t realize w...
Corpo’s are always out for your best interest consumer! Now buy the thing. It’s good for you!
tender igloo
agile void
Corpo’s are always out for your best interest consumer! Now buy the thing. It’s...
I hate that some people refuse to learn their lessons the world would be so much better if they did
last spoke
The finals lets you use any cosmetic on any body type which is neat :3
And you can earn a decently respectable amount of the premium currency just by playing too so
agile void
The world would be so much better if people understood « corpos make a point agreeing with me » mean « I am a walking stack of cash »
wanton lion
i love how i spent 30 minutes yapping instead of playing the actual game the real zomboid experience
agile void
The finals lets you use any cosmetic on any body type which is neat :3
Tony hawk letted me wear a crop top
But since I made the character looking kinda like me
It looked disgusting
And I putted some peak pants instaid
bronze moat
i love how i spent 30 minutes yapping instead of playing the actual game the rea...
I spend HOURS making cute outfits
agile void
Corpo’s are always out for your best interest consumer! Now buy the thing. It’s...
I wish people understanding how corpos work would be like knowing how to walk
Literaly 99% of the problem caused by corpo greed would go away if most people didn’t play along, by literally just having standards
onyx igloo
I spend HOURS making cute outfits
Do the boots make you fly?
agile void
And understand that if they made so corpos just do what’s in their interest
rain mango
Do the boots make you fly?
Its a weird goth thing
Personally i dislike those kinds of boots
Im goth but they look cringe
polar kernel
real
rain mango
My mom is goth too
neat moat
in the ward
ah so theyre still instituzanalizing innocent people still
rain mango
Instead of the ward i got put into therapy and counseling
ivory grail
ah so theyre still instituzanalizing innocent people still
yeah... sure
neat moat
did it help?
rain mango
no
neat moat
sad
rain mango
This was when i was younger
ivory grail
i went to both
neat moat
yeah... sure
Ive met people who've been put into the ward who came out way worse than they were when they got in
ivory grail
neither help lol
polar kernel
many such cases
rain mango
The ward fills u with drugs saying it’ll make u better
neat moat
unironically
rain mango
But the drugs never help
ivory grail
Ive met people who've been put into the ward who came out way worse than they we...
that what happen to me. that probably why i'm ace
toxic relic
yooo ive been in a ward
neat moat
Well at least instead of getting babes you can stuffy the blade
neat moat
yooo ive been in a ward
how bad was it for you?
toxic relic
terrible
toxic relic
this was early 2000s man
neat moat
I am very good at.... acting reasonable
rain mango
The reason i was almost sent is because my family denies me medication
For my bpd and adhd
neat moat
why?
ivory grail
almost got assualted in the ward that was when i was like idk 8 maybe 9
neat moat
do they not belive in it?
rain mango
They say nothings wrong with me
neat moat
I see
rain mango
Even tho i was diagnosed
toxic relic
that what happen to me. that probably why i'm ace
thats not how that works but the trauma is real
neat moat
almost got assualted in the ward that was when i was like idk 8 maybe 9
tf why were you there at 8?
toxic relic
there are childrens units
neat moat
Ah
toxic relic
crazy shit tbh
neat moat
I thought they all stuck them in one place, ish
ivory grail
tf why were you there at 8?
attempted suicide
toxic relic
real
ivory grail
like I think that was my 3 attempt
neat moat
I see
ivory grail
my fav thing is
rain mango
The grippy socks?
polar kernel
as always
polar kernel
its definitely not the food
toxic relic
HAHA
polar kernel
yikes
toxic relic
i remember i got sent to a "men's respite" later on and we made our on food
that food was fine
but the ward is ass
ivory grail
but my fav thing is the therapist told me that I shouldn't feel sad because I was to young and if I couldn't deal with life that I won't be able to when i'm adult
neat moat
Does it help to not sound like an insane person when in the ward?
toxic relic
erhh idk
polar kernel
Does it help to not sound like an insane person when in the ward?
most people just lie until they let you leave
toxic relic
fr
blissful oriole
but my fav thing is the therapist told me that I shouldn't feel sad because I wa...
take his advice